The Crow Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Don't recall seeing something like this around, so let's give it a shot. Rules are simple, state a what-if question pertaining to just about anything from history to pop culture and the person below you will either post a serious, lulzy, snide, etc. answer in response. Example: What if Spongebob ended after the movie? We'll be saved from a few lackluster seasons. Something like that. I'll start. What would happen if JFK wasn't assassinated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothra Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 We'd all be a little bit classier. What if I were a dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Then 90% of your avatars are female characters. What if I don't want to buy the Potion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothra Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You buy the Repel instead, which is a much better idea. What if Japan did boring commercials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Then all the cool stuff in Japan would cease to exist. What if U.S commercials were like Japan's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothra Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Anthony Sullivan would be out of a job. What if I had a hammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Then you will change your name to MC Hammer. What if I was much more clever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothra Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You would be a clever clover. What if I could turn into a brick wall and back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You would be rock hard. What if I couldn't find my wallet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothra Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You would find it in Mordor. What if Tvguy were poor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Then he would complain about it in his Sharing Time. What if tvguy's parents were atheists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Then nothing would change at all. What if we didn't need oxygen to survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Then there would be a whole lot of unnecessary gas in the atmosphere. What if plants emitted carbon dioxide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Then we wouldn't have to be blamed for screwing up the planet, and we can worry about other things like killer armadillos. What if nobody had names? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 We would all be the same person, theoretically speaking. What if we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Then it would be crushed by a giant bullworm. What if we could apply to any job we wanted and automatically get the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Then the unemployment rating will surely decrease at the cost of unqualified people getting jobs such as dentists, surgeons, etc. What if we were to cut the blue wire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothra Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Everything would be okay. What if poutine ate French-Canadians instead of the other way around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothra Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Everything would be okay. What if poutine ate French-Canadians instead of the other way around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Then U.S would merge with Soviet Russia. What if the milk never spoiled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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