TJ Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Ep.1 "Try Honesty" Opening Theme Song: Everyday, you walk down the street and say hello to everybody you see, but then there's people not so rad... unlike Larry the krab!!! Welcome to the life of Larry the krab! Where everything's fabu and absolutely taboo........it is sooo rad. Life of La-rry the kraaab! Larry: Ya know Tom, it's been a while since I had a girlfriend. You gotta hook me up, what type of wingman are you? Tom: Hey, I try to get you girls at the club, but evrytime you get drunk and mess up. Flashback: Tom: Ladies, this is Larry, the coolest krab under the sea! Girl #1: Well he's cute... Girl #2: Really cute! Drunk Larry: And your...your a...something....a something....that's right. (Larry falls out) (Flashback over) --------------- Tom: Look, if your really desperate, than try online dating. Larry: Hmm... sounds good. Larry began creating his account on "Why Not Date Me.com". Larry: Well, its all set up. Tom: That's good my man! Larry: Now..umm, if you could give me some privacy to make my video. Tom: Oh, ok Larry: Yea Tom: I'd, see you later. ----------------- Pearl was a high school girl, although she is very socially akward. Ms.Mcantee: Ok class, pair up for our frog cutting experiment. Linus: Hey Pearl! Me, you, partneeerrrs! Pearl: Uh...welll...I was.. Linus: Lets start! Pearl: A bit aggressive there tiger.. Linus: I'm even more aggressive in bed, my little prey. (Gives Pearl the eye). Pearl: *Shudders* -------------- Over the next two weeks, Larry was associating with his online girlfriend Puffy. Tom: Have you saw her face yet? Larry: No, she likes her privacy. So do I. Tom: Really? Larry: Oh my! I got a message from her. She's coming to visit! Tom: REALLY? Larry: Yeaaaa! -------------- Pearl: Linus, you didn't have to decorate my locker with hearts ya know. Linus: Oh..you saw me? Pearl: Well..yea. Linus: So, wanna get some hot chocolate after school? Pearl: No, because I actually have a life...and "some" friends. (Linus starts tearing) Pearl: Ooooh fine Linus: Sweet, meet you at the cafe at 4 sharp. ------------------ Pearl was home from school. Pearl: Dad Mr.Krabs: I'm here. Pearl: Well, this boy keeps hitting on me, he's annooying. What to do? Mr.Krabs: I could pay money to have him shanked Pearl: WHAT? Mr.Krabs: Oh nothing sweetie, deal with this yourself. Pearl: UHHHH --------------- Larry came to the cafe. Lisa: Larry? What are you doing here Larry: I got a hot date! Puffy walks. Puffy: Hi Larry! Lisa: That's hot? Larry: (cringes) Dang! Puffy: Don't I look fine. Larry: You look..interesting... Lisa: I'll leave you two alone. Puffy: So, I would like you to address me as Ms.Puff. Larry: What happened to Mr.? Ms.Puff: Oh..he's gone. Larry: Its a wonder why.. -------------- Tom comes over Larry's house. Tom: How was your "hot" date? Haha! Larry: Lisa gave you the deeds huh? Tom: Yes she did. Man, Lisa told me that Ms.Puff put the at in freaking fat! (Laughs) Larry: Haha. Make all the jokes you want. -------------- Larry and Ms.Puff went to the cafe. Larry: So, I'll get us some hot chocolate. Ms.Puff: You better get me two, I'm feeling skinny! Larry: (whispers) You don't look. Pearl: Listen Linus...I.. Linus: Wait, look over there. A pretty lady sitting all around. Linus gets up and sits with Ms.Puff Linus: Ya know, I'm digging your fat. Ms.Puff: Really now. Hehe. Linus: I always wanted a fat chick to wake up next to. Ms.Puff: And I always wanted a younger man to "lay" on me! Linus: Lets do stuff...raw stuff! Ms.Puff: But, its illegal... Linus: I won't tell if you wont! Ms.Puff: OKAY! (They run off together) Larry: What happened to Ms.Puff. Pearl: She ran off with Linus, to....."do" stuff...appearantly "raw" stuff. Larry: Oh yes! High five cousin! (They high five) --------------- Note: So, what do you guys think? The series officially premiers in January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Now mine. New episodes coming soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Episode 2: Larry The Puff Larry: I'm home, honey! Mary (his wife): Where were you last night? The strip club? *cue annoying laugh track* Larry: No, but I learned that i'm cheating on you. *laugh track* Mary: WITH WHO!?!? *cue "ooooh" from the audience* Larry: Mrs. Puff. *laughing and cheering from audience* Tom: HI-HO! WHAT'S GOING ON FELLAS? *cue laughing* Larry:... Mary:... Tom: I'll leave you two lovebugs alone. *cue laughing* *Mrs. Puff enters the room* Larry: Puffy mama, wanna get drunk and have sex right in front of my wife? Mrs. Puff: Sure! *laughing and cheering* Mary: Oh, Larry! You're such a silly bastard! *laugh track, credits roll* STARRING BOG SAGET AS LARRY SOME WASHED UP SITCOM ACTRESS AS MARY LISA LAMPENELLI AS MRS. PUFF RICHARD ANDERSON AS TOM © 1990 FLAIL STUDIOS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Bob Saget really takes this production home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Episode 3: Larry The Liar Larry: Honey, i'm home! Mary: Where have you been? Larry (in silly voice): Nowhere. *laugh track* Mary: Were you out with that Pearl bitch again? *cue oooh* Larry: PEARL IS NOT A BITCH! SHE'S A WHORE! *laugh track* *Pearl walks in* Pearl: Hi Mary! Hi Larry! Hi Terry! *laugh track* Larry: Who's Terry? *laugh track* Pearl: My new boyfriend! Larry:..But I gave you my life savings. Mary: YOU DID WHAT? *cue oooh* Larry: DIE BITCH! *pulls out shotgun and shoots Pearl* *dead silence* Mary:..Oh, I just love you Larry! *clapping and bawwing* Larry: Now to get rid of the body. *laugh track* STARRING BOG SAGET AS LARRY SOME WASHED UP SITCOM ACTRESS AS MARY PAM ANDERSON AS PEARL © 1990 FLAIL STUDIOS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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