One Hundred Facts About SpongeBob.

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15. He likes Squidward

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16. But only as a friend.

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17. His marriage to Sandy was a play.

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18. He does stand-up in a very Jerry-Seinfeld-esque way.

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19. He is happy most of the time, if not all of the time.

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1 minute ago, SpongeBob's Favorite Fighter said:

He is happy most of the time, if not all of the time.

Could you put a number on that please?

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20. He Is not gold.

1 minute ago, DiabolicalGenius2016 said:

Could you put a number on that please?

I did that!

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3 minutes ago, SpongeBob's Favorite Fighter said:

20. He Is not gold.

I did that!

Oh thank you

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21. He is not silver.

Just now, DiabolicalGenius2016 said:

Oh thank you

You're welcome!

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21. He is Squidward's best friend.

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22. He is not bronze.

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23. He's wearing three pairs of underwear right now 

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24. He has a pet snail named Gary.

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25. He had a pet worm named Rex

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26. He was the proud owner of Puffy Fluffy.

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27. He can't drive well

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28. He thinks Squidward's handsome 

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29. He doesn't like Bubble Bass

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30. He is good with ribbons

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31. He became the ultimate tan (Sun Bleached)