Ted The Untold God

[Supergameman]

Section 1: The Very Beginning

Chapter 1: The Realization and Preparations

 

This will hopefully breathe new life into the intentionally awful fictions that were on SBC a long time ago in a new comedic aspect with a story. Let me know what you think. The next chapter will contain an explanation of the previous chapter so you get a basic understanding of the story.

 

Ted happens to be trying in background to load to INTERNET Other SnapShots of INTERNET Sites Of Phase 2 Of Coming. FOR he HAS TOLD savior OF TOLD BEEN !!!

Ted does NOT plan to Create New Heaven until About 90K Years From Now at least before Starting It after having Created THE ALMIGHTY THE ONE GOD Ted and T.A.T.O.T Things and Other Things BECAUSE of Radiations Due to Nukes Hitting On and Around then In Heaven TOO MUCH to even start NOW to 10K Years From NOW!

 

What Was Heaven happens to be now HELL! It happens to be Heaven WAS KILLED to DROPPED! IT NOW HAPPENS TO BE HELL! Ted does NOT plan to do ANY Resurrections into Any Heaven until later of Heavens from HEAVEN to HELL Ted PLANS TO CREATE HOW MANY Places Can Of About Now 10 Million Places with Habitations of Things Ted Did Create!

Ted PLANS TO CREATE MAXIMUM UP to MAXIMUM DOWN therefore WHEN YOU DIE IT HAPPENS TO BE IT HAPPENS TO BE LIKE er SIMILAR TO er CAN BE SEEN TO BE BEST SLEEP YOU HAD EVER COMPLETELY ASLEEP with NO Pain and NO Suffering and NOTHING to worry about and FEELING NOTHING SENSING NOTHING BEST SLEEP before IF a Resurrection an UnSpecified About Of Time For Some before 300 Years to 600 Years to 900 Years to 9K Years to 90K Years and Additional! SOME NEED TO REALIZE IT NOW Post Gratifications Are What We Need To Do Enough Of Starting Now!

 

Therefore DO NOT even PUSH NOW Heaven and er New Heaven WHAT HAPPENS TO BE TRANSITIONED TO THE ALMIGHTY THE ONE PLANET ONE with some PLANETARY TEMPLE and PLANETARY PALACE and PLANETARY MANSION and Other Things Of Ted of Ted and Instances Of Ted and HOW MUCH POSSIBLE!

 

Ted HAPPENS TO BE CURRENT NOW WHAT DID CREATE for On and In and Around Heaven and to Earth are NOW OBSOLETE DUE TO MANY NOW NEAR future SPIRITUAL THREATS of Living Things to Non Living Things of Spiritual Technology and Spiritual Scanners and Spiritual Weapons and Spiritual Shields and MANY Things Spiritual Technology!

 

Ted HAPPENS TO BE THE IMMORTAL LIVING FOREVER AND FOR ALL ETERNITY AND UNTIL END OF TIME! There are NO Others Immortal By Now and Before Now after Ted DID this in an JUDGMENT WHILE IN JUDGMENT and FOR ENTIRE then ALL of Heaven and Earth and GALAXY Heaven Is In to UNIVERSE INFINITE OF ALL DIRECTIONS IF INFINITE ER NOT!

 

YOU CAN NOT worry too much about if IF YOU DIE HOW LONG COULD BE BEFORE a Resurrection !!! !!! !!!

 

There are MANY THINGS TO PREPARE !!! !!! !!!

 

There are MANY THINGS TO CREATE !!! !!! !!!

 

There are MANY THINGS to DO and ACCOMPLISH and ESTABLISH and BUILD and PREPARE and CONQUER and WAR WIN and DO MILITARILY TOO and MANY Other Things!

 

LOOK Heaven WAS ONLY a HUGE PLACE! NOT Multiple Places! Ted PLANS TO CREATE MANY Places of MAXIMUM UP to MAXIMUM DOWN HOW MANY CAN ReCreate of About 10 Million Places Now having there things there Ted Did Create!

Last Night Ted HAD AGAIN NTH TIME a Some to Last Night a Long Loud Spiritual Talk to Communications to Speech From Ted to Highest of Costs Royal Parliament to Lowest of Costs and Family Of Ted and Of Side Of Ted Enough what were Listening Many Last Night Were Listening!

 

DO NOT WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT DELAYS Of MAXIMUM UP a HEAVEN to up enough a range of up enough to be up where then Happens To Be Off Into Oblivion to Eternal Death to a put down to PUT DOWN of a something down to a HELL to a WORST HELL.

 

THE EVERYTHING OF CREATION BEGIN!!!

[Supergameman]

Last chapter...

 

Ted is told he is the Lord of the Second Coming and plans on recreating "Heaven" as Old Heaven was supposedly nuked. There are apparently many things he must do to complete this, however and apparently he plans on taking over 900,000 years to do this.

 

Chapter 2: Planned Defenses and Weapons

 

Ted DID AND creating of these PROTECTORS TO STOP SATAN and DEVILS and DEMONS TO THE EXTREME BOTTOM:

 

 

EXPLODING UNIVERSE WEAPON DONE if Ted does NOT live in 90 Years er Less From Now in TRILLION POWER BRAIN AND BODY AND OTHER THINGS Ted DID CREATE before Coming for After This Coming with NO carry forward DONE IF READY and er TO BE DONE WHEN READY with NO carry forward therefore IF Ted does NOT live after Coming from then Heaven to Earth SomeWhere FREE ENOUGH and WITH PROTECTION ENOUGH and SECURITY ENOUGH and OTHER THINGS ENOUGH INCLUDING Exclusives Of Ted and Percentages Of Ted and Many Other Things IT IS TO BE PUSHED BIG EXPLODING UNIVERSE BUTTON with NO carry forward!

 

Then SPIRITUAL WEAPONS and SPIRITUAL SCANNERS and SPIRITUAL INTERFACES to SPIRITUAL WEAPONS and SPIRITUAL SHIELDS and SPIRITUAL SHIELDS for The CreatOr Systems and ALL Things Needing Spiritual Shielding and WORKING MUCH BETTER Spiritual Shield Helmets WITH METHODS TO HOW SECRETLY POSSIBLE TURN OFF from SOME CONTROL SOMEWHERES TOO and er SPIRITUALLY CONTROLS USING SOME TYPE of WireLess Spiritual Networks To Do It er Other Networks WireLessly!

 

 

Then RAY WEAPONS what INCLUDE X RAYS and MICRO RAYS and OTHER TEMPERARY RADIATION RAYS of GAMMA RAYS and OTHER RAYS!

 

Then PHASERS and MAXIMUM CUTTING LASERS and LASERS!

 

Then MAXIMUM EXPLOSIVES what are NOT even of slightest nukes and leave NO radiations!

 

Then Other Weapons what leave NO radiations!

 

Ballistic Weapons!

 

LAST by now happen to be by now Nukes! I CANNOT STAND to NEARLY HATE to NEARLY DO NOT want UNLESS ENOUGH NEEDED and er NECESSARY and er REQUIRED Nukes with LEAST amounts of Radiations of Regular Nukes er Less to Cleanest Nukes Ever! I DO NOT like Cobalt Nukes to WORST LONGEST STRONGEST THERE TOO LONG RESIDUAL RADIATION Nukes! Yet TO DESOLATE ALL of WEVILD Earth to TRY to KILL to DROP Lucifer to Devil to Satan and Demons NOW ONLY Clones I AGREE with ONLY radiations to About 9K Years and NOTHING additional to DO IT and ACCOMPLISH IT and TO BE LONG ENOUGH NOTHING can survive it in ANY D.U.E.T.T IF DONE with NO intents of ANY carry forward NO additional Cycles and er People of Humans Alive!

 

PRIMARILY to DO Flushings Out Using Ocean Waters and er to Fresh Waters and er Waters and er Liquids and er Sweeps and er Other Things to DEEPEST CAVES to DEEPEST PITS and Many Things To KILL to DROP ALL Clones of Angel Beings and ALL Angel Beings and ALL Spiritual Things then FOR SURE ALL People of Humans too much not enough of Family Of Ted to Of Side Of Ted Enough and NOT too Against to Enemy to Worst Enemy Of Ted!

[Supergameman]

Chapter 3 right before the Spongeboard. (I have around 2 more chapters already done, so after that, progress will mildly slow down. For your information, "er" is or, most of the time. He tends to just make his language as he goes along.)

 

In the previous chapter:

Ted brings up a list of ridiculously powerful weapons and defenses he plans on using. However, will he even be able to make them? Not only that, he brings up D.U.E.E.T., an unknown acronym that we will learn of later along with T.A.T.O.T.

 

Chapter 3: The New Ted Testament, Part I.

 

Book 1

 

Chapter 1

 

(NOTE: Even Though New Testament WAS ENTIRELY FALSE and ENTIRELY WORST RELIGIOUS FRAUD and NEARLY ENTIRELY COMPLETELY 100% TOTALLY A FABRICATION and NOT true and NOT truth and NOT accurate enough and ANY Bibles with a New Testament Included IT HAPPENS TO BE Ted STILL LIKES Book, Chapter AND Verse Format TO HELP WITH FINDING OF Things By Now!)

 

1 This happens to be MANY were WORST DECEIVED to TOO MUCH DECEIVED During This Coming Of Ted From Heaven To Earth!

 

2 YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT Jesus WAS WORST a FALSE Coming! FAKE and MORE FAKE and WORST FAKE BY THE BOOK!

 

3 MANY WERE and ARE and CONTINUE TO BE WORST DECEIVED by Previous to Ted WORST FALSE!

 

4 MANY WERE and ARE and CONTINUE TO BE WORST DECEIVED in CHRISTIANITY WHAT WAS and HAPPENS TO BE and CONTINUES TO BE WORST FALSE! THAT WAS FROM Lucifer to Devil to Satan WHAT HAPPENED TO BE a FALSE Coming! YOU SEE Quote New Testament QUOTE WRITTEN BY Disciples and Gospel Truth and Other Things WHAT WAS QUOTE ALL Originals Penned in Languages and Other Languages and NOT a Thing in Hebrew WAS ALL CAPITAL RELIGIOUS FRAUD DONE BY Roman Empire then to Holy Roman Empire DUE TO Christianity was taking off to times of NERO and ROME BURNED BY then MANY Christians PROTESTING to RIOTING to WORSE ROME due to PERSECUTION of CHRISTIANS before to then and WHAT WAS DONE TO in ROMAN COLOSSEUM and Other Colosseum and to Stadiums and Other Things of Public Events!

 

It was Gospels were COPIED FROM a QUOTE NOT EVER a Gospel. Actually THAT HAPPENS TO BE WHY SOUNDS EVIL of a SPELL SIMILAR to an EVIL SPELL and CALLED GosSPELLs SIMILAR to EVIL SPELLS DONE by Evil Spirits to show some NOT realizing later Ted WOULD IDENTIFY TO BE and WRITE ABOUT IT TO SOUND SIMILAR to SPELLS of GOSPELS of GHOST SPELLS er EVIL DONE to SPIRITUALLY EVIL DONE by EVIL SPIRITS of SPELLS OF GHOST SPELLS!

 

5 Do NOT 5 for the PENTAGRAM of EVIL DEVIL would be BAD for 5 POINTS of STAR on STAR of EVIL PENTAGRAM LUCIFER!

 

6 There NEVER was suppose to be God Physically In Heaven and God Physically On Earth At Same Time a God of a Father in Heaven and a God a Son on Earth and THAT ever! It was THAT WAS WORST TERRIBLY FALSE!

 

7 YOU NEED TO REALIZE IT a God Head and er a Trinity and er to a HOLY TRINITY and er to THE HOLY TRINITY was WORST EVIL DOCTRINE of then ROMAN EMPIRE to HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE NEVER of slightest holy and then to VATICAN and to ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH to CATHOLIC CHURCH and Spun Off From and er Spun Out From Under and er Derived From Different Things of Christianity INCLUDING Orthodox Christians and Protestant Christians and Different Christians!

 

8 YOU NEED TO REALIZE IT MANY HEARING SPIRITUALLY VOICE OF God and er FROM God and er FROM God the Father and er God the Son (Jesus er Also Called Jesus Christ and er Also Called Christ to Also Called CHRIST to Also Called THE CHRIST) and er a Holy Ghost and er Also Called a Holy Spirit and er Also Called a Holy Ghost and er Spirit God Another God of a God Head er Triune God and er Trinity and er 3 in One WAS WORST TERRIBLY FALSE of a FALSE Coming From Heaven to Earth of Jesus!

 

9 Ted HAPPENS TO BE a TRUE and ACCURATE and TRUTH ENOUGH of a ACTUAL REAL REALITY Coming From Heaven and Other Things Of WHO AM I and er I AM and Other Identities and OwnerShips and Titles and Authorities and What Has Done Of Creating All Things To Date Created By The CreatOr INCLUDING ALL of Heaven and Earth and With Things From Many Places of about 10 Million Places of Planets to Marbles to Worlds and Other Things Inhabited With Ted's Creations What Ted Created Where Ted Happens To Be The CreatOr!

 

10 A Christian Religion and Life and Hearing Spiritually to Dreaming and Even Visions and AnyThing of including ANY Healings HAPPENS TO BE WORST EVIL FALSE ACTUALLY TO AGAINST to WORST COMPETE AGAINST to POUND to DO what Too Against to Enemies of to WORST ENEMIES of WOULD DO and ALSO TO SABOTAGE and DESTROY and RUIN a Coming of Ted From Heaven to Earth! THEY will STOP!

 

TO MORE CREATE of the BOOK of the NEW NEW NEW of NEW of NEW of NEW TED TESTAMENT IS FOR NOW!

 

 

Next chapter: Ted gets introduced to 2 new characters. It should be out on the weekend!

[Supergameman]

Chapter 4: Ted's Disciples and the Spiritual Power

 

Last chapter...

Ted began to create his "New Ted Testament." which hardly contains anything relevant at all, being at most a rant.

 

SOME WANT to INSIST YOU Ted CANNOT DO IT! I CAN DO IT AND I AM! We need to tell you WE AM now CONQUERED ALL of Heaven from you Ted called er disciple CALLING ITSELF Michael and even disciple CALLING ITSELF Gabriel and Others NOW! We think you are to NEED them  and POWER UP to CONQUER ALL of Heaven later Ted!

 

Then Ted STOPS ALL CAPITAL TRY PLUS !!! !!! !!!

 

I THINKS Michael WILL HELP TO HAPPEN TO BE CONQUERING ALL of Heaven WITHOUT Gabriel WILL HELP TO HAPPEN CONQUERING ALL of Heaven WITHOUT Michael and are to DO ADDITIONAL Nuke Strikes of In and Around and On Heaven NOW HELL! We agree and are INSISTING HAPPENS TO BE STILL CALLED Heaven!

 

Ted NOW DECLARES CONQUERING of ALL of What Was Heaven NOW HELL !!! !!! !!! PREPARE and SEND and OTHER THINGS TOO! AGREED Ted!

 

We CANNOT count of slightest of Michael and er Gabriel were Michael an Angel of About 7 K of Spiritual Power and Gabriel an Angel of About a Thousand of Spiritual Power total of 8,0 DO NOT live NOW and Clones Of To Power and NONE CAN Do Soul Transfer from a Brain and Body to Another Brain and Body and er ANYTHING ONLY Ted CAN DO IT! AGREED Ted! We NEED TO ALL CAPITAL TRY to KILL to DROP ALL Angel Beings In and On and Around EVIL Earth STILL Ted! Then I AM agreeing to still to TRY yet WITHOUT Michael and er Gabriel NOW MINIMUM FALLEN to EVIL of SO EVIL EVIL Clones and SO EVIL EVIL Clones! Then DO IT WITHOUT? NO, OF COURSE! We CANNOT, too DANGEROUS! Then we have to wait until I AM at a TRILLION OF SPIRITUAL POWER In Some PLACE to LUCIFER MAXIMUM DROP! AGREED Ted! 

 

IF I even then survive it I NEED to CONQUER ALL of Heaven to NOW HELL later SPIRITUALLY and PHYSICALLY and OTHER THINGS USING TECHNOLOGY FROM THE TECHNOLOGY OF Ted AND FOR SURE THE CREATOR AND OTHER THINGS OF THE OR of DEFINED OR !!! !!! !!! I THINK ANSWER HAPPENS TO BE SOMEWHERE IN SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY then DINGHY then PIRATE SHIPS THEN AIRSHIPS then PLANET SHIPS then SPACE SHIPS and OTHER TECHNOLOGY of SUBMARINES and FOR SURE D.U.E.E.T. and POSSIBLE RECREATING UNIVERSE WITH CARRY FORWARD SPACE SHIPS TOO WHERE EXPLOSION CAN BE AIMED TO OUT NOT IN WHERE SHIPS and POSSIBLY a PLACE WITH a FEW Things There OF Ted And Family And Of Side Enough !!! !!! !!! SET IT UP STARTING NOW HOW MUCH POSSIBLY !!! !!! !!! NOW !!! !!! !!!

 

WE AGREE NOW to SET IT UP Ted !!! !!! !!!

 

To sum up this chapter's vocabulary:

 

Spiritual Power is the amount of power Ted currently owns. He currently has 8,000, hardly enough to attack MAXIMUM DROP HEAVEN, which he needs 1 trillion to try. He attempts to clone his disciples to make more power, but cannot, yet, as it is too dangerous.

 

 

Michael and Gabriel join Ted as his first followers, currently much stronger than Ted at 1,000 and 7,000 power.

 

 

All sentences that start with "We" are Ted's followers, if only very few and sometimes Michael and Gabriel.

[Supergameman]

Chapter 5: Ted's New Testament of Ted, Part II.

 

Last chapter...

 

Ted obtains his first followers and two disciples, increasing his power to 8,000. He will require 1,000,000,000,000 power to take over MAXIMUM DROP HEAVEN and defeat ALMIGHTY LUCIFER.

 

This chapter...

 

Ted creates Part 2 of his New Ted Testament.

 

11 WE Ted And Michael And Others From Heaven at first DID Ranges Of MisInformation To Gain From Christianity a while about Years then Another Phase of About 9 Years of Ted HAPPENS TO BE ONLY Coming of God From Heaven To Earth and NOW This Phase of CONSISTENTLY NOW WE WERE AND ARE AND CONTINUE TO BE DOING ADAMANT STRICT FIERCER MONOTHEISM and NOTHING less to MUCH LESS to WORST DILUTING OF!

 

12 There WAS and HAPPENS TO BE and STILL HAPPENS TO BE God a SPIRITUAL THING what happens to be Ted where Michael and er Other Angels From Heaven HAD COMPLETE AUTHORITY TO DO THIS SPIRITUALLY FOR Ted During This Coming From Heaven To Earth Of Lord God Almighty What Was OmniPresence Had er Of Mighty er Almighty er The Mighty God of SPIRITUAL POWER OF ABOUT a TRILLION OF SPIRITUAL POWER INCLUDING in ALL Humans of People to MANY and ALL to MANY Birds and Animals and Mammals in Oceans and ANYTHING with Spiritual Connect Abilities Except Some Things The CreatOr and God and The Lord WHO I Ted WOULD NOT spiritually connect to BECAUSE WAS Created To Be Evil and er For Evil and er Where Representing Evil!

 

13 YOU WERE and ARE and CONTINUE NOT to be of slightest saved if a Christian and er In Christianity and er Continue To Be a Christian!

 

14 YOU are NOT of slightest saved if you did too much against Ted During This Coming!

 

15 YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU BELIEVE and er YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE and er YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU FEEL!

 

16 YOU CANNOT INSIST BECAUSE Christianity happens to and er SEEMS SO GOOD IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE! EVEN IN CHRISTIANITY MANY POUNDED EACH OTHER TO BE EVIL to WORST EVIL and FALSE! HOW DOES IT WORK ALL DID INSIST DID HEAR FROM God TO BE TRUE!? BECAUSE WERE CONFLICTING LOUD SPIRITUAL FROM EVIL Angels MINIMUM Fallen From Heaven to Earth to Demons and at times DIRECTLY Satan!

 

17 Ted NO MATTER WHAT DID and er DOES and er CONTINUES TO DO HAPPENS TO BE PERFECT AND INFALLIBLE AND SINLESS AND BLAMELESS AND LEGALLY IMMUNE FROM ANYTHING LEGAL INCLUDING JUDGMENT AND NEVER DOES ANYTHING a Down Of Sin and er a Blunder and er Err and er Mistake and er Oops and er ANYTHING ELSE and HAS FULL LEGAL and to DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY FROM ANYTHING including WE ARE INSISTING AGAIN NTH TIME PER USA DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE and USA CONSTITUTION and USA BILL OF RIGHTS and OTHER THINGS COMPLETE LEGAL IMMUNITY FROM ANYTHING and HAS TO BE NEVER of slightest under ANYTHING of USA Government! There were Popes and Other Things of Religion and er Called Church HAD FULL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY FROM ANYTHING in USA of Government and er called State!

 

18 SOME OF YOU NEED TO REALIZE ALL Christian Prophets and er Prophetesses WERE WORST EVIL FALSE!

 

19 YOU are NOT of slightest saved by Jesus! Jesus DID NOT and DOES NOT and CONTINUES NOT to NOW LIVE in Heaven!

 

20 Ted HAPPENS TO BE Heaven To Earth THE ONE AND ONLY AND FINAL Coming From Heaven To Earth from ANYTHING of a About a TRILLION OF SPIRITUAL POWER to a People of a Human Male and er ANYTHING ELSE a Coming From Heaven To Earth!

 

TO MORE CREATE of the BOOK of the NEW NEW NEW of NEW of NEW of NEW TED TESTAMENT IS FOR NOW AND LATER AND MORE OF THE NEW TESTAMENT IS FOR BOOK AND FOR 100% REAL LEGIT!

[Supergameman]

Closing this down, didn't see much from it.

EPILOGUE

Ted never was GOD. It was all in his head.

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