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  1. lookin to add fulfillment to your dull dull dull

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      *12 minutes later*

      dull dull dull dull dull...

    2. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      then become part of the greatest musical sensation EVER TO HIT BIKINI BOTTOM!!

  2. missed oppurtunities

    1. joker not saying "ive always wanted to go out with a bang" when he was killed by the bang gun

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Although, if it makes you feel any better, in the direct to D.V.D. animated "Justice League" movie, "Crisis On Two Earths", The Joker's good counterpart on the parallel Earth-2, called The Jester, actually DID say that, when he performed a heroic sacrifice in order to give the GOOD Lex Luthor, the time he needed, in order to make the jump to Earth-1.

  3. my friends:

    Spoiler

     

     

    me: that's so cool! I wanna do that! I can do that too!

    also me:

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  4. new Mario Bros Movie plot point idea: Mario and friends find old blueprints for an amusement park called Wacky World but it was never completely constructed

  5. Oh, I'M a goofy goober? YOU'RE a goofy goober!

  6. omg the pc spongebob games are so bad

    1. Klu

      Klu

      employee of the month is good :fred: 

  7. one of the weapons in cuphead and one of the bosses is literally a "bouncing ball". Was that intentional?

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Probably. "Cuphead" is supposed to be a throwback to the classic cartoon shorts made by Fleischer Studios in the 1930's, and they would often feature cartoons that had a "Bouncing Ball" with them. In fact, a "Bouncing Ball" cartoon made by Fleischer, was actually the very first cartoon to be a SOUND cartoon, in 1927; although it wasn't synchronized the way that Disney's "Steamboat Willie" was. Anyways, just thought you might like to know that "Cuphead" is supposed to be a real-life Fleischer cartoon that you can play as a video game. Enough said! :cool:

  8. OOOOOH! OOOOOH! DOES THAT SHOCK YOU?!

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      That was UNCALLED for! ?

    2. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      What's uncalled for, IT'S UNCALLED FOR FOR YOU TO INTERRUPT MY ASS YOU CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  9. QUIT WHACKIN MAH BARREL

  10. remember how some members got annoyed by the bulging cheeks in some of the season 6 episodes? Well I retract what I said about them. I totally understand where you guys are coming from

    edit: context: what i said was from way back on sbm so some of you guys might not remember

    1. SG19

      SG19

      You can thank Aaron Springer for that.

    2. SpongeCob
  11. SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE

    HES CLIMBIN IN YOUR WINDOWS

    HE TOUCHIN ALL YOUR SHIT UP

    TRYINA TOUCH EM SO YALL SHOULD

    HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE

    HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE

    HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE

    AND HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS CUASE HES TOUCHING EVERYBODY OUT THERE

  12. shadow gave infinite a swirly in high school

  13. Sponge Youre Fired is the worst thing ever, why doesn't it get more hate

  14. squidwards pnis looks like a nose

  15. START THE CAR HONEY

    I GOT IT

  16. steel sponge is immune to flames

  17. STOP LOOKING AT ME

    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      damn. people never seen a fuckin bandicoot before?

  18. thank you diddle fish

  19. That moment when BFDI's second season was so bad the creator's didn't even finish it

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      What does "B.F.D.I.", stand for?

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Big Fucking Dick Incorporated 

  20. time to git nood

  21. UH IMMA FIR- oh shit...

  22. weird but cool dream:

    i dreamt i was at some kind of airport or mall with a couple of friends and a couple of office chairs. We had sit in these office chairs and use them to reach the end of the hall in a certain amount of time, while avoiding running into people. seems easy? but this hallway was HUGE and VERY LONG (these hallways were kinda curvy too, but they were really wide so they weren't like tight curves). The floors were smooth and icy too.

    it was also a short amount of time we had to reach the end. and for some reason when we went rolling, we would go at breakneck speed. It was weird because we had to turn and slow down at just the right time (without coming to a complete halt) because it wasn't instantaneous like in a video game. another weird thing was the fact that the hallways themselves were only crowded at the sides. People were waiting next to the walls, but the middle was totally free, except for when a few people occasionally walked across the middle to block us. So it wasn't like they were actually shopping/waiting but they were an audience trying to create challenge by becoming the obstacles.

    And for some reason I wasn't using my feet to move this thing, only when I needed to turn. This chair is telekinetic! In fact, I don't think I caused any of this speed. To avoid hitting people, I have to put my feet on the icy cold floor (but gently to slow down, not to stop immediately. i had to keep moving, it was a race). And then I had to paddle away from their direction. you're kinda forced to slow down a bit because you're kinda breaking the flow of the chair with your feet. And when you lift your feet, the chair speeds right back up. Maybe this airport/mall is seated tilting on top of a mountain?

    Eventually it got faster and more people started walking across the hall. I was traveling at uncomfortable speeds trying not to crash into people but it was fun. It felt very video gamey.

    So putting these things together, imagine a 3d game, kind of like an autoscroller where you have no influence of your speed going forward (except when you try to turn you kinda slow down), and you only have to focus on avoiding obstacles and turning. except the floor is like ice and the controls are like a tanks controls. the moment you see an obstacle pop up away in the distance, press left or right because it will take forever for you to actually move out of the way. it's like a bad game.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Damn I wish my dreams were this exciting

  23. why tf is it so hard to find a good high quality scan of the 2005 SB Movie DVD cover?!

  24. wtf is superdrags

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      it's not as cool as Gundarr that's for sure

    2. Aquatic Konquest

      Aquatic Konquest

      Superdrags looks pretty interesting imo...then again I'm a fan of William so I'd be willing to give it a shot either way.

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