Plankton

I would like to make it clear that I'm perplexed as to why I've evoked the wrath of Brazil and have nothing but love for the people of that country.

I, THE AMAZING PLANKTON

Maybe Krabs can handle one Plankton, but let's see him take on two, or ten, or a hundred, or a thousand!

Mediocre clarinet player.

Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food!

No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony!

Oh come all ye fearful, cower as I CRUSH YOU!

Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

Okay Neptune, time to kill.

Our victory is so close I can almost taste it...

Ow, I got a bubble in my eye.

Santa has his EYE on me!

Secret mission, eh? Don't you think I know what you're up to? You want to eat at the Chum Bucket without your boss knowing. Karen, we've got a customer!

Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!

Thankfully I don't have to worry about a futile strike because nobody works at the Chum Bucket!

That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!

Whoever trick or treats at the Chum Bucket gets a special surprise!

Why am I not the main villain of Cosmic Shake?

You know, it's been quite a few years since I took over the site...