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  1. Partying til you're purple? Well you're gonna be drawing til' you're purple. It is indeed the SpongeBash Art-iversery Contest!

    Get that drawing hand dancing, cause what you need to do is create and submit a Birthday/Anniversary-themed piece of art. As with previous art contests, this piece does NOT have to be SpongeBob related, it can be anything you want, as long as it makes us hunger for a nice slice of birthday cake! :D

    There's simply just one rule. Please do not plagiarise (stealing someone else's art and claiming it as your's) or else you won't be invited to anymore parties. (It also has to be Birthday/Anniversary related. *Party popper sounds*)

    The entries will be judged by the Fry Cook team (Cha, Local and Moi). The winner will receive 5,000 doubloons, an exclusive badge, and a point for their team!

    You have until Tuesday, 30th of July to send in your masterpiece. If you have any party snack leftovers, please also send those. 

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  2. Just like what happened to Mr. Puff, Mrs. Puff and her month are now a shell city lamp. But as always, we've got to have new character month, and what better way to start the 20th anniversary of our favourite sponge-focused TV show with....

    SpringBoob SquirePin!

    ...wait hold on... uh woops I pronounced wrong. What I meant to say was...

    SpongeBob SquarePants!
    (SpongeBob will get his month so-oh wait)

    Hard to believe that 20 years ago this month, he started a bubble blowing business and ripped his undies in front of people. Quite an achievement I would say.

    From now until July 31st, you can buy SpongeBob-themed items, so you can feel that spongey tingle inside of you. All items were made by Cha and moi! There's a lot more new items this time around, as well as the return of returning items so this should be quite an exciting month! :D (Snail is also 50% for this month only)

    EVERYONE
    NEW
    Anchor Arms - $200

    Battle Helmet - $250
    Doodle - $100
    GOLDEN Spatula - $1,000
    Gooberberry Sunrise - $150
    Goober Hat - $150
    Goober Lollipop - $150

    Handsome Hair - $200
    Maid Hat - $100
    Maid Outfit - $350
    Maid Shoes - $150
    Manly Mustache - $100
    Sideburns - $90
    Spatula - $120
    Sponge - $400
    SpongeBob Costume - $500
    SpongeBob Shoes - $200
    Tom Kenny Suit - $400
    Trendy Glasses - $190

    RETURNING
    329 Egg - $329
    Blue Swim Trunks - $200
    ChefBob Puppet - $100
    Jellyfish Net - $250
    Jolly Good Rookie Donut - $600
    Kissy Kissy - $100
    Quickster Costume - $350
    Quickster Goggles - $300
    Name Tag - $90
    SpongeBob's Jellyfishing Glasses - $150
    SpongeBob Knight Helmet - $100
    SpongeBob Knight Tunic - $150
    SpongeBuck Bowtie - $100
    SpongeBuck Hat - $150
    SpongeBuck Pants - $200
    SpongeBuck Shirt - $300
    TeenGirl Hair - $100


    LC-ONLY
    RETURNING
    2% Milk - $50
    Black Eye - $100
    Chest Thing - $200
    Jellyfish Hat - $200
    Mermaid Man Costume - $350
    Mermaid Man Hair - $300
    Mermaid Man Nose - $95
    Microphone - $80
    Never-Pootin' Chili - $100
    Sheriff Badge - $800
    SpongeBob Cookie - $50
    Sponge Popsicle - $50
    Unicycle - $250
    Vanilly Ice Cream - $80

    All items are now available for purchase!

    Enjoy SpongeBob month!

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  3. For those who don't want to pollute their search history.

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    What do you guys think of this weird bold-lined art style used in certain season 2/3 episodes:

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    I love how everything is weirdly geometric looking in these markebob episodes. Thee episodes must've been hell to draw. I've noticed that episodes in this art style have almost no mistakes, and never go off-model. Everything looks so straight-laced, it makes it very fun to look at. I wouldn't be able to draw markerbob to save my life. I nickname these episodes "markerbob", because the oultines in these episodes look like they were done with sharpies and crayola markers. It's ashame the crew can't do this art style anymore.

     

     

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  4. Have You Seen Gary? Cause he's missing, and so has his month. So we need another character to represent this month. How about...

    Mrs. Puff!
    (SpongeBob won't get his month til he passes his driving test)

    From now until June 30th, you can buy Mrs. Puff-themed items, so you can puff yourself up like you were a blowfish. All items were made by Cha! It's also the month of pride, so make sure to pickup the Pride Flag, originally a very rare item only obtainable through a lucky prize win in WOF back in June. Sadly like last month, no returning items besides the flag.

    Spoiler

    Mrs. Puff Month

    15594657281224665935.pngBoatmobile Outfit - $450

    15594655541821171599.pngMrs. Puff Dress - $400

    15594656271834689891.pngMrs. Puff Fancy Dress - $450

    1559466013171204467.pngMrs. Puff Fancy Hat - $250

    15594657822134891712.pngMrs. Puff Hair - $200

    1559465758879274013.pngMrs. Puff Shoes - $150

    RETURNING

    prideflag.pngPride Flag - $50

    All items are now available for purchase!

    Enjoy Mrs. Puff month!

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  5. I have guest write. 

    224a. Weak Lemonade

    It all begins with the proud presence of a 3 foot tall stand, made entirely from furnished pine wood, and the teeth of the homeless. Bold text is seen written on the top. “LEMON3DE”. Lemon3de being a symbolic metaphor for how the government are stealing our lollipops. Out of nowhere, a chair slides past to the stand, accompanied by a pink slab of chewed gum laughing mechanically by. The chair kept sliding, even when it passed the stand. The cameraman stood still cause he didn’t like the pink thing and it gave him the willies, but if he was to record what the glob was doing off-camera, we would see that he has not calculated the speeding distance that well, and has crashed body first into the local children’s hospital, setting it a blaze and leaving the smoky tasty smell of roasted children.

    Moderate and wishing to stay on track, the pink waste had no time to pay attention to his accidental serial murder, he had a stand to run. His chair slid in the opposite way, now heading back towards the stand. This time fortunately, the pink stain had calculated the launch times perfectly, and was now in the correct position for where the stand was. It was time to begin, thought the pink crap. “LEMUNDA3E” screamed he certainly did. “LEMUNAD3E F1R SUUUUUAAAOOOL”. He might have screamed a bit too loud though cause he died upon saying that from fractured ears and fractured wanting to live. At that moment however, we see our star of the show, Skodwarde, burst outside the door, carrying the bags of his victims. He had a little bit of blood on his mouth, but he didn’t want to lick it off, as he has an image he needs to retain.

    Skodwarde walked up to the stand, where the pink pink had now been rotted into nothing at all. There is a name for things like this, but for this story, we shall call it “Patrick”. Skodwarde looked up at the text on the stand. “LEMON3DE”. Skodwarde hated that word, because it sounded like “penis” and Skodwarde thinks they are gross. Disgusted, he opens up the body bag he was carrying and takes out the corpse of a young crying doctor person who had somehow survived the body bag because he had a PhD in living. Skodwarde positioned his grubby hands around the doctor’s neck and ripped it open like it was a present on Christmas morning. He took the head and threw it at Patrick. The excitement of getting a new hat, awoke Patrick from his dead, and Patrick was very happy to get the hat. Skodwarde walked back into his house cause now his hands were dirty and the clean hand inspector was paying him a visit today. Patrick takes the decapitated head off his head because it was feeling a bit cramped in there. Some of it’s blood poured into an empty glass that was conveniently there. Patrick was amazed by how the glass didn’t scream in agony upon being given the blood of a true patriot.

    At that moment, Customer #1 walked by cause he wants a tasty snack before church. Patrick offered him a tasty glass of tasty stuff, which he accepted cause he was currently nibblin’ on Patrick’s eyes cause that was how hungry he was. Patrick couldn’t see anymore, but that wouldn’t stop him from not giving the customer the glass. He slaps the customer and he slaps him so hard, that all of the customer was now covering the entire of Bikini Bottom. “Another satisfied customer” thought Patrick. Upon hearing the sound of the beginning of a vast wonderland, Skodwarde runs outside smelling the environment, loving every second of it. What he didn’t love was that there was Rocky the rock sitting besides him and Skodwarde tripped over Rocky the rock, which Rocky didn’t mind cause he was in a pretty good mood today.

    Skodwarde brutally slammed his nose on the stand, which caused a heap of some black juice to come out his nostrils. It covered the stand, but it got some inside the glass, which mixed well with the virgin blood and created a new type of delicious drink. Skodwarde walked back inside his house cause now his day was ruined and he’s gotta write up a plan to acid up the local library. Like a moth in the night, a yellow sponge telewalked to Patrick’s stand. He was telewalking, cause he needs to save his energy up for when he goes to the super shop. The yellow sponge took a  big big smell at the delicious juice that Patrick had served just from him. He raised his lips and took a teeny tiny teensly-winsy sip, and upon the contamination of such a fine beverage, the yellow sponge who goes by the name of SpongeBob, was now a born again Christian. He thanked Patrick for showing him to lights of the lord and went back home to start a twitter argument.

    Patrick stopped to think, and realised if he were to sell this absolutely fantastic taste sensation, he could get enough money to afford a pardoned execution. Just the sound of it made Patrick’s mouth rise like a balloon. A balloon filled with custard and organs because yum. But if Patrick was to be serious about this, he’d need more ingredients. But there was no more dead corpses around, but plenty of Skodwarde. Patrick knocked on Skodwarde’s door, and the door knocked on him because it seemed fair that way. They kept knocking until Patrick had broken through the door, and the door had ripped straight into Patrick’s frontal skull. Skodwarde came down stairs cause he had enough of Patrick making lots of noise and now he can’t hear the sound of his kinky personality. Skodwarde opened the door and saw Patrick with his frontal skull showing, and thinking it was Halloween, took out a black metallic pump shotgun and blasted Patrick’s face until it was just a headless Patrick. Skodwarde then sneezed for no reason and his black juice went inside Patrick’s neck.

    Now holding the gold, Patrick ran back to his stand and started selling his crap. He made lots of money and now he can afford that pardoned execution he’s been saving up for, but Patrick realised that he had to be more serious about this, more serious than ever before. So he skipped back to Skodwarde’s house and gave it a big ol’ hug. The hug was so powerful, it converted everything that was in Skodwarde’s house to become nice, even Skodwarde himself. He goes outside and gives a big hug to Patrick, thanking him for turning him from the evil person he was, to a very nice person now. But Patrick mistook his friendly attitude for paedophilia, and slapped him til he was with the roses. Patrick extracted all the black juice from Skodwarde and went on to be the richest person with a 50 year criminal history ever. Patrick got his dream pardoned execution, and Skodwarde just, continued to lie there, not moving, not even breathing.
    It was later discovered about a month later that the black juice contained liquid bad and everyone who drank it turned into furries, but now things are just getting out of hand, let’s just say they all lived happily ever after until the next episode.

    Moral of the Story: You suck.

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