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That is the SECOND most impressive hammer trick I have ever seen! Can't think of where I saw the first one, but I know I saw it somewhere!

No offense, but there's probably a reason why the "Game Board Channel" never really took off as a viable viewing option.

Since this episode is so long, I'll just get right into it! Enjoy! / Cold Open: The show opens with the image of Master Coelaceanth in his old fish body. Master Coelaceanth narrates: "My name is Master Coelaceanth. My family and I have done many TERRIBLE things! 65 million years ago, we helped spread the toxic elements that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, and helped speed their evolutionary extinction! Next, our family attacked and SANK Atlantis, and successfully framed COSMO for doing it! Next, our family DELIBERATELY helped LEAD the European ships to the American continents, where they proceeded to SLAUGHTER the natives like we KNEW they would! Next, our family PUSHED the iceberg DIRECTLY into the path of Titanic, so that it would SINK that ship and claim innocent lives! Than, I was born! After mastering the secret art of being able to breathe oxygen, the first thing I did was to be the secret gunman on the grassy knoll, who shot the President in Dallas! Next, I helped insure the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald that Gordon Lightfoot would end up singing about. I manipulated General Horatio Barracuda into joining me. I killed his first wife Ambrosia, and made it look like it was ALL General Barracuda's fault! I employed some of Nickelodeon's most dangerous villains, to try to ANNIHILATE Spongebob and his PATHETIC friends! I was killed, but I wouldn't let my spirit rest in peace. I came back, first as Springtrap, than, I TRIED to possess Ren, and TRY to have HIM hurt his own kids before he managed to evict me, than I got brought back in my undead body. My body was burned in fish oil, and I was eaten by Tigress. My soul tried to manipulate Tigress into doing my bidding, but she got rid of me, and I wound up in Aang. Since than, I have successfully coaxed Aang into doing my loyal building, all for the purpose of being able to HUMILIATE and break Spongebob's spirits, and prove that MY species is the ULTIMATE on the planet! My name is Master Coelaceanth. I have done MANY terrible things!" Master Coelaceanth MORPHS into Aang, Aang's voice joins him, and they both say: "And I have absolutely NO regrets!" / The show opens up proper, and Sniz says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Legends, there were 40 contestants left. Haggis McHaggis began to FINALLY feel his age, and Aang was NOT happy about it one bit! Meanwhile, Monster Krumholtz began to wonder what kind of function he could serve, as a member of the Green Monkeys! While the crossing of the Temple Moat occurred without much incidence; on the Steps of Knowledge, Spongebob Squarepants royally FREAKED out when Treeflower said an insult that FINALLY caused Spongebob to reach his rage-breaking point! I guess even Spongebob had to have HIS limits! Spongebob wasted no time in getting back at Treeflower, by answering EVERY single question correctly, and making Treeflower look COMPLETELY useless! Doesn't feel so good when the shoe is on the OTHER foot, now does it, Treeflower? Aang/Master Coelaceanth couldn't take being humiliated by Spongebob, but when he raised his arms, he accidentally caused Haggis to trip down the Steps of Knowledge, where Haggis broke his back! OUCH! Seeing as how Haggis was in no condition to continue, I graciously decided that we would pay for all of his medical expenses and rehabilitation, as long as he promised not to sue us! There's a thing to be said for good publicity! Monster decided to do the Temple Run, and he managed to win it, COMPLETELY naked! Even weirder, he decided THAT was the best version of himself! If it works for him, more power to him! Deciding that's all he wanted to do this season, Monster Krumholtz decided to quit, and took the Mine Cart of Shame. Now we're down to 38 contestants, and two more of them will have their runs as contestants, end today! Who will it be, and how will Spongebob deal with his anger issues, and will Master Coelaceanth FINALLY face his day of reckoning?! These questions will be answered on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" / Instead of the normal show open, Spongebob and Bubble Bass star in a shot for shot remake of the Erasure music video "Chains Of Love," while singing that same song! / Spongebob sings: "How can I explain, when there are few words I can choose. How can I explain when words get broken? (Yeah) Do you remember there was a time, ahaha; when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand? They used to talk about the weather, making plans together. Days would last forever. Come to me, cover me, hold me. Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby, break the chains of love! Do you remember once upon a time, ahaha; when there were open doors, an invitation to the world. We were falling in and out with lovers, looking out for others, our sisters and our brothers. Come to me, cover me, hold me. Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby, together we'll break these chains of love! How can I explain, when there are few words I can choose. How can I explain when words get broken? We used to talk about the weather. Making plans together. Days would last forever. Come to me, cover me, hold me! Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby break these chains of love!Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)!Together with me and my baby break the chains of love! Together we'll break these chains of love!Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby break the chains of love! Together we'll break these chains of love!" And the music video and song ends! / "The Legend Of The Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman!" / The show opens up in the fancy hotel suite being used by the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars. Sandy and Spongebob are sitting in a private conference room, waiting for someone, and in through the door walks Bubble Bass! Sandy says: "Thank you for coming on such short notice, Bubble Bass!" Bubble Bass says: "I assume you didn't ask me over merely to share your hotel snacks and accommodations." Sandy says: "Well, no. We came to discuss...well, Spongebob." Spongebob asks: "Me?! Why do you want to talk about me?" Sandy, uncomfortably, but honestly says: "Well, you DID kind of freak out a little the other day when Treeflower called you stupid!" Spongebob SNAPS and he loudly says: "THAT'S A LIE!!!! Treeflower MIGHT have said something, but I would NEVER freak out OVER...!" Bubble Bass COUGHS to get Spongebob to pay attention to what he's DOING to Spongebob's OWN chair, and Spongebob realizes he almost completely CRUSHED through a solid STEEL arm chair! Bubble Bass calmly says: "I'm going to calmly ask you to keep your temper down." Spongebob's anger subsides, and Spongebob asks: "What is happening to me?" Sandy says: "That's why I asked Bubble Bass to come over here. Bubble Bass, your knowledge and help is CRUCIAL right now! You've seen EVERY single episode of Spongebob Squarepants, Kamp Koral, and The Patrick Star Show made as of May 30, 2022 at least ONCE! Surely you can figure out how to explain this sudden change of behavior!" Bubble Bass says: "Well, it would HELP to know what sponges are NORMALLY good at! Is there any particular thing Spongebob can do very well, that NORMAL sponges can do as well?" Sandy says: "Obviously, the first thing that comes to MY mind, is his ability to absorb things!" Bubble Bass says: "That's what I thought! Spongebob, I have a theory, but I need you to stand perfectly still first." Spongebob asks: "You're not going to try to pull that 'Pickles' trick again, are you?" Bubble Bass says: "First of all, that was a ONE time thing! Second, I'm not the type of guy who would make the SAME mistake TWICE, I actually LEARN from my experiences! I just need you to stand still, so I can create a PERFECT bubble replica of you!" Spongebob says: "I've never personally seen you do THAT before! This will be interesting to see!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! So, stand still...PERFECT!!!! Here comes BUBBLEBOB!!!!" And using his bubble making power, Bubble Bass creates a PERFECT bubble replica of Spongebob! Spongebob says: "Wow! I appreciate the attention to detail!" Bubble Bass says: "I'm sure you do! Now, Sandy, let's say this Bubblebob represents Spongebob when he's normal." Sandy asks: "NORMAL normal, or Spongebob normal?" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob normal, obviously! Even I think being NORMAL normal would be a CRIME against Spongebob's inherent nature!" Spongebob says: "Okay, so, what happens now?" Bubble Bass says: "I need to ask something of you, something that I NEVER thought I would ask you. Spongebob, would it be okay if I gave you a hug?" Spongebob says: "A HUG?!!! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!!" Bubble Bass looks strangely at the camera! (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "I don't pretend to be a psychiatrist. First of all, you need an ACTUAL degree before you can legally practice such a thing. But, seeing as how we don't HAVE an actual pyschiatrist here, I suppose I'm the closest thing Spongebob has got!" / Spongebob says: "I always DREAMED of Bubble Bass hugging me; now he's going to actually do it, out of actual LOVE!" / Sandy asks: "Spongebob actually WANTS Bubble Bass to hug him? Eh, weirder things HAVE happened!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Yes, Spongebob, I DO want to hug you. But, you have to PROMISE not to tell ANYBODY else about this!" Spongebob says: "You KNOW I can't promise you THAT!" Bubble Bass says: "At least you're honest about it! Oh, I almost forgot! Just a precaution, I need to put some bubble CHAINS around Bubblebob! I just hope I'm WRONG!" Bubblebob makes STRONG bubble chains, securing Bubblebob to a steel chair! Bubble Bass says: "Are you ready, Spongebob?" Spongebob says: "I'm READY!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Here we go!" Bubble Bass LIFTS Spongebob up, and, as HARD as he can, Bubble BASS squeezes Spongebob OVER Bubblebob, trying to GET anything that Spongebob has absorbed, into the bubble copy, and there is a LOT of negative looking stuff that gets poured into the bubble copy! Bubble Bass says: "WOW! That felt...a LOT better than it should have! Why didn't you TELL me you were so good to hug?" Spongebob says: "You didn't ask!" Bubble Bass says: "It's a fair cop." Sandy asks: "More importantly, how do you feel?" Spongebob says: "I feel really GREAT! Better than I've felt in a LONG time!" Bubble Bass groans, and he says: "I wish we could say the same for your bubble copy, LOOK!" And the Bubblebob copy now looks all purple, MEAN, nasty, and EVIL, and is trying to break free from the steel chair, but is unable to, due to the strong bubble chains Bubble Bass made! Bubble Bass groans, and says: "Oh, man! I HATE it when I'm right about things that I don't WANT to be right about!" Spongebob nervously asks: "Did THAT nasty stuff actually come out of ME?!" Bubble Bass says: "That's why I needed to hug you, and why I needed to create a bubble copy. Spongebob, you are a sponge. And I've always known you were NEVER just an ordinary sponge. How could you be? You've had more adventures in 23 years, than most people have in their entire lives! But, there is one trait you DO share with normal sponges, the ability to ABSORB things! However, it seems like you're a brand NEW evolution of sponge! In addition to absorbing water and stuff, it seems like you can LITERALLY absorb knowledge and emotions. However, you don't yet seem to have the ability to filter out the good from the bad. And, there's only so much a sponge can absorb before they can't ABSORB anymore! And the only way a sponge CAN absorb more, is if you..." Sandy finishes: "Squeeze them out!" Bubble Bass says: "Like a hug!" Spongebob sadly says: "I had no idea all those negative emotions were inside of me, or that they had built up for so long. I thought I was happy. I thought that words couldn't get to me." Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, this may be HARD for you to hear, but you NEED to hear it anyways. Words CAN hurt! Not physically, but mentally and emotionally! It's perfectly NORMAL to feel upset, sad, or even ANGRY about it! You can't just bottle up and repress your emotions like that! It's not healthy! Do you see what happens when you TRY to do that? You explode in RAGE all at once, and I KNOW that's not you! You HAVE to deal with your emotions in a healthy way!" Spongebob asks: "But can't you just POP Bubblebob, and cause those emotions to POP out of existence?" Bubble Bass says: "That's NOT how dealing with emotions WORKS, especially NOT for anyone who ISN'T a sponge! Dealing with emotions properly is an important skill! Now, I don't know WHY you haven't learned how to deal with them, but it's high time you learned. If you learn how to deal with your emotions properly, you'll be all the better for it!" Spongebob asks: "Are you going to be my teacher, and TEACH me how to deal with my emotions?" Bubble Bass says: "Of course, I will!" And just like that, the purple level in the BubbleBob copy goes DOWN a little! Sandy says: "Did you see THAT?! The BubbleBob copy responsed to something POSITIVE! Maybe if there are more POSITIVE things you can say, maybe the negative level will go down some more!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Positive things...Spongebob, I'm sorry I pulled the 'Pickle' trick on you and caused you to get 'Heroic B.S.O.D'." And the purple level in Bubble Bob goes down some more! Sandy says: "That's good! Say something else!" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, I'm sorry I tricked you and Patrick into doing all of my MOVING for me, and not giving you a Krabby Patty like I promised." And the purple level in Bubblebob goes down some more! Sandy asks: "Anything else?" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, I'm sorry I dressed as Wolfboy and tried to trick you into giving up your action figure, I should've just asked politely and/or traded with you!" And the purple level in Bubblebob goes down to ALMOST halfway, but there's still more unfiltered negative than BubbleBob's normal 'Bubble-ness'! Sandy says: "Don't stop now, we're almost halfway there!" Bubble Bass says: "But I can't THINK of anything else to apologize for! And I don't think it will work if I apologize for things that someone else did. Can YOU think of something?" Sandy thinks about it, and says: "Spongebob, I'm sorry if I ever doubted your abilities in the past. You're a wonderful friend to me, and I'm GLAD that you're my husband!" And the negative level in Bubblebob goes down to EXACTLY halfway! Bubble Bass asks: "Is that all?" Sandy says: "I didn't HAVE as much to apologize for as YOU did! Give me a break here!" Bubble Bass says: "I guess that means the rest of it must be from the times Squidward and/or somebody else said something about him. Unfortunately, I highly doubt we'll get SQUIDWARD to apologize to Spongebob, and we don't have time to track down anyone else who might have put Spongebob down. Besides, we can't FORCE someone to apologize to Spongebob. I mean, TECHNICALLY we could, but that would be wrong!" Spongebob asks: "But what do WE do in the meantime?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, your negative stuff is now HALF gone, so you SHOULD be able to manage well enough now! Still, remember what I said about handling your emotions in the proper way. If someone is telling you something you don't like, you need to EXPRESS yourself in a courteous, but firm way." Spongebob asks: "But what if THAT doesn't work?" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, you can't FORCE everyone to like you! And sad as it is to say, not everyone is going to respect your wishes. But that doesn't mean that you HAVE to let them have ANY power over you! YOU can choose to ignore them and NOT listen to them! Bullies and other malcontents THRIVE on negative attention! You HAVE to ignore them and NOT feed into their mentality! Even if they HAVE a 'Freudian Excuse', it is simply NO excuse for treating YOU so badly! And I...unintentionally or otherwise, played a part in that. I guess, I was afraid of my own feelings. I wasn't used to feeling the way I do around you. It's strange, but, the more time I spend around you, the more I start to like you and respect you. I wish I started doing it sooner!" Spongebob says: "I do to! But what matters is, you're friends with me NOW, when I could use it the most!" Bubble Bass says: "Thank you! Do you think you can handle BubbleBob inside of you, now?" Spongebob looks at his remaining negative emotions, and he says: "I'm good, because I CHOOSE to be good! Nobody is going to make that choice FOR me! And I know you will BOTH do everything you can to help me!" Sandy says: "Of course we will! And Bubble Bass?" Bubble Bass says: "Yes, Sandy?" Sandy says: "If I ever get eliminated in this competition before you and/or Spongebob, will you PLEASE make sure Spongebob is safe in my stead?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, we're not on the same team, but I'll do what I can! I...!" Spongebob says: "You what?" Bubble Bass says: "I...need to reunite you with ALL your feelings!" And Spongebob absorbs Bubblebob, and Spongebob is back to Spongebob Normal! Sandy says: "Well, at least we now know how to approach this problem! So much for the EASY part! Now, it's time for the main event!" Bubble Bass laughs nervously, and he says: "Right! The main event!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I think we made several important breakthroughs today! It wasn't easy, but Spongebob learned that it's just not healthy to TRY to have a positive attitude ALL the time. Sometimes, you NEED to express when you're feeling angry or upset! That doesn't make you bad, it just makes you HUMAN!...Or Sponge, as the case may be! You just have to be sure to express your feelings in a healthy, constructive way! And if anybody can teach Spongebob handle his emotions, I'm SURE Bubble Bass can!" / Bubble Bass nervously says: "I...almost said I LOVE Spongebob! Why would I SAY that?! Do I REALLY care for him MORE than I ever thought I did?! I married Blonda because I was in love with her! So, why do I feel such a strange feeling of attachment towards Spongebob? Is THIS what Squidward feels like EVERYDAY? Does he have similar feelings towards Spongebob? Of course, I'm not going to ASK Squidward! He'd flat out DENY it, first of all! Second of all, what if BLONDA found out?! I'm not sure where this is going to go to; all I know is, I want to be a GOOD father for Rube! That is more important than anything else!" (End Confessional) In Daggett's own trailer, Daggett has gathered the remaining Silver Snakes and Blue Barracudas (minus Aang) together. Daggett says: "Guys, girls, and other associated creatures, we are in a BAD spot right now! Us Silver Snakes, we are down THREE, nothing! None of the other teams has lost as many contestants as WE have! Why can't we pull it TOGETHER?!" Kitty says: "Obviously, it's because we have too MANY evil villains here, trying to backstab and betray each other!" Snaptrap says: "You mean, we WOULD, if I were allowed to actually CHEAT, we might actually WIN a challenge for once!" Blonda asks: "But is that REALLY the way you want to win, with a BIG, FAT, asterisk?!" Snaptrap says: "It would STILL be better than LOSING, that's for sure!" Bulma says: "Losing isn't even our biggest PROBLEM this time! The problem is Aang, possessed by Master Coelaceanth!" Zim says: "And I'm shocked that I AGREE with her!" Bulma says: "Regardless of whether it WAS accidental or not, the fact of the matter is, we LOST Haggis the other day BECAUSE of Aang! As far as I'm concerned, Aang is OFF the team!" Taotie says: "No arguments from me there! The question is, how are we going to make SURE Aang gets eliminated? The Immunity Pendant for the Silver Snakes will be up for grabs again! And you know Aang will do ANYTHING it takes to get that Pendant!" Bulma says: "Which is why I've GOT a plan to make SURE Aang DOESN'T get it, and it doesn't involve ANYONE who has had dealings with me in the past, just in case you were wondering!" Gonard says: "Which is perfectly fine with me, I just want to play the game!" Bulma says: "Squidward, Yakety Yak?" Yakety asks: "You want me?" Squidward excitedly asks: "You NEED me?!" Bulma says: "Yes. Yakety, it's time to learn WHAT your skills are! Squidward, it's time you REPAID that favor to me!" (Confessional) Daggett asks: "When did I, of ALL contestants, become one of the few SANE ones trying to keep OUR team together?! Now I know how Treeflower felt during HER first two seasons as a contestant!" / Kitty says: "Our failure rate is WORSE than the Chicago Cubs' track record between 1906 through 2016! And if it isn't, it's definitely comparable!" / Snaptrap says: "I am feeling SO miserable and underappreciated this season! I feel my creativity DRAINING right out of me! I've ALWAYS been a cheater and a malcontent! Without those things, I'm...nothing! OOH...Master Coelaceanth MAY be an unspeakable evil, but working for him would be a HELL of a lot better than having to SUCK it up with the REST of my team! I have no choice, I HAVE to form an alliance with him! It's the only way I'll be able to hold onto any SEMBLANCE of my SANITY!" / Bulma says: "I ALWAYS save my best plans for when I need them most! And while there were several candidates MORE worthy of carrying out my task, Squidward and Yakety Yak were a few of the ONLY contestants who haven't spent enough time around me, to know what I'm capable of! I will play them like a harp! And as long as they sound good, I'll keep them! The minute they stop being useful, I'll convince the others to vote them off! As long as I come off being MORE useful to challenges than THEY are, I should be PERFECTLY safe!" (End Confessional) Bulma takes Squidward and Yakety Yak to her own private trailer. Bulma says: "All right, Yakety, spill it! Are you ANY good at carving?!" Yakety says: "You're looking at the BEST carving yak in all of yak history! Not that I know of a lot of competition, I'm just saying!" Bulma says: "Good! I need you to carve a FAKE Immunity Pendant of Life for Aang to find! If he finds the FAKE Pendant, he won't spend time trying to look for the REAL one! But just as an EXTRA precaution, that's where Squidward comes in!" Squidward says: "And what do I have to do?" Bulma says: "You will keep your eyes on Aang at ALL times, and make sure he does NOT leave your gaze for one minute during the competition! You need to make sure that Aang does NOT find the REAL Immunity Pendant of Life!" Squidward asks: "But why can't YOU do it?" Bulma says: "DUH!!!! Because I need to find the Immunity Pendant of Life for myself! I'm the biggest THREAT to Aang's plans, he's going to target ME first! That's why I need to be the one who finds it! Besides, it wouldn't be any good to the two of you, since you're both on the Blue Barracudas." Yakety says: "That's a fair enough point." Bulma says: "And one more thing, Yakety; make EXTRA sure you make YOUR carving look like SNAPTRAP'S craft, I'll give you an example of what HIS looks like!" And Bulma gives him various blueprints of Snaptrap's schematics. Yakety asks: "But why do I need to make it look like Snaptrap's work?" Bulma says: "Obviously, so they can't trace it BACK to you! I KNOW this isn't exactly a completely altruistic plan, but it NEEDS to be done! Master Coelaceanth is CLEARLY the bad guy in this scenario, and we HAVE to get rid of him, regardless of HOW that gets accomplished!" Squidward says: "Agreed. The longer he stays here, the more dangerous he becomes to the rest of us!" And all three of them put their hands or tentacles together in agreement! Bulma says: "And one final thing; under NO circumstances are you to let ANYONE else know what we discussed about in this trailer! Aang can NOT know what we are planning until it is too late for him to stop us!" Yakety says: "I can't argue with her there! There's simply no telling what fury the Avatar might unleash if he knew we were plotting against him!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "The only reason I'm NOT the one making the FAKE Immunity Pendant of Life, is that Snaptrap already has experience of me FRAMING him for one of MY misdeeds! But Yakety? Snaptrap would NEVER see that coming! Besides, I've already figured out that Snaptrap will TRY to betray us by trying to sell us out to Aang, and I'm simply repaying him in kind! Poor fool! You should NEVER be too predictable, when it comes to being a villain!" / Yakety says: "I wasn't born YESTERDAY, obviously! I know that Bulma is asking us to do slightly unethical things in order to get rid of Aang, but Aang is a danger to OUR team as well, in addition to everyone else! Besides, we get Aang out of the game, it's one LESS gigantic thing for us to worry about!" / Squidward grunts in irritation, and says: "It FIGURES Bulma would make ME do the most DANGEROUS part of this whole endeavor! That is SO typical Bulma! Keeping herself the safest, while making her so-called 'Partner's', do all the dirty work for her! But the thing of it is, I HAVE no better options at the table! Besides, Bulma outlasted a WHOLE 51 other contestants in season three, so she must have been doing SOMETHING right! Besides, if I know what she's capable of, I can take steps to protect myself! Who says you CAN'T teach an old octopus new tricks?!" (End Confessional) Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers he says: "Just a reminder, contestants! Haggis McHaggis has been eliminated via Med Evac, and Monster Krumholtz quit the competition! Everyone else, please report to the Moat to hear about today's legend! That is all!" Stimpy sighs, and says: "I still can't believe Haggis is gone! I've never been FORCED to be on my own THIS early in the competition before!" Marlene says: "Stimpy, you're not REALLY alone, you're with the REST of your team!" Dog says: "That's right! We are ALL on your side, and Haggis would WANT you to keep going!" Super Chum says: "The mark of a TRUE hero, is their ability to persevere even when times get tough! What would Powdered Toast Man do, BESIDES not fly forwards?" Stimpy says: "He would fight against the most vile villain no matter WHAT the odds! I know that I'll be all right, because I know that I can rely on the rest of you to be my friends!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I guess it is kind of silly that I've been missing Ren. I mean, I still have nine other contestants on my team who have got my back. I don't NEED to think of REN...do I?" / Super Chum says: "Even though I can't use the FULL extent of my super strength, due to the rules of the competition, I can still use normal strength, and that should be enough to protect Stimpy, and help us win the day!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and line up at the moat! Sniz says: "Welcome contestants, to what might be one of the most eventful days in YOUR entire life! While it is true that two more of you will be eliminated when all is said and done, I still have the feeling that it will be quite memorable for more reasons that that!" Aang, in his own voice says: "Especially, because when I get through making a completely HUMILIATING display on the Green Monkeys, they're going to wish they never, EVER met me!" Wally says: "You're a little too late in THAT department, I already WISH I hadn't met you!" Aang, in his own voice says: "SHUT UP! You KNEW what I MEANT, especially SPONGE BRAT!!!!" Spongebob says: "If you're trying to freak me out, it won't WORK this time! I've gotten help in dealing with my emotions properly!" Snaptrap scoffs, and he says: "PROPERLY?! You couldn't even get your DRIVER'S license without General Barracuda's help! What hope could you POSSIBLY have against the two of us?!" Spongebob says: "I have friends, REAL friends, who I don't have to INTIMIDATE through fear or FORCE to get them to do things for me, they do things because it's the RIGHT thing to do! And Snaptrap, I think you're MUCH too gifted of a genius to let yourself be controlled by a dirty COWARD like Master Coelaceanth!" Aang morphs into Master Coelaceanth's garb, and in Master Coelaceanth's voice, he says: "WHAT...did you just SAY?!!!" Spongebob says: "Oh, I'm sorry, was that too complicated for YOU, Master Coelaceanth? I'll TRY dumbing it down into language that YOU can understand! DUH!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "I am GONNA--!" Aang JERKS back into control, and Aang says: "WRONG!!!! Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!! Stick to the plan, stick to the PLAN!!!!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "I'm TRYING, but he's making it so DIFFICULT!!!!" Aang says: "Use your HEAD! If he gets eliminated via Med Evac, you'll accomplish NOTHING towards getting revenge against him! You HAVE to break his spirit first! It's the ONLY way you can WIN for good!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "I DESPISE the word, 'Good', but you DO have FAR more experience eliminating contestants than I do. I'll cede control to you, for now!" And Aang morphs back into his own garb! Aang, in his own voice says: "And I personally do not LIKE being told what to do!" Sniz says: "That may be, but you'll still need to listen to today's legend, and find out how to get across the Moat! Olmec, what is the Legend for today?" Olmec says: "Today's legend is the Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman!" Sniz says: "All right! In the spirit of that challenge, the way you're going to cross the Moat today, revolves grabbing the shackles hanging on the sturdy chain pulley system! You will swing across the moat, making sure to grab onto every shackle, in order to get across! If you fall off, you will have to swim back and try again! Once all team-members are across, you will ring your respective team's gong, in order to advance to the Steps Of Knowledge! Where you finish, will determine which team setup we will have today! And, since every team besides the Silver Snakes has two extra members, those teams will have to sit two members out." The Green Monkeys discuss with each other, and Po says: "Super Chum and I will sit this one out; we don't want to accidentally BREAK the shackles with our super strength!" Judy says: "I don't have super strength, I just don't feel like getting WET right now, so no!" Gerald says: "That goes for me! I just got my hair to look the way I want it to, and my lady fans would be devastated if anything were to happen to it!" Tigress says: "And by 'Lady fans', he means his mother and POSSIBLY his younger sister!" Otto says: "Ignore her!" Sniz says: "Noted, moving on!" Squidward says: "Uh, Yakety Yak and I will sit this one out. I want to WATCH how Aang performs!" Aang says: "REALLY?!" (Confessional) Aang, in his own voice says: "It's about TIME somebody realized who the most VALUABLE contestant IS this season! I mean, SERIOUSLY, people!" / Squidward says: "Of course, I'm not watching Aang SOLELY for his performance! I'm just making sure he doesn't get his hands on that Immunity Pendant of Life!" Yakety pops in, and he says: "Speaking of, I just finished making the FAKE one, and I'll hide in a place where Aang can find it! Oh, and I better tell Bulma where I put it so she doesn't pick it up by mistake!" Squidward says: "Good call!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Everyone else is ready, and since you're swinging across chains, what better way to set the mood than to play Fleetwood Mac's hit song, 'The Chain', from their 1977 mega hit ablum, 'Rumours'. I mean, is there anybody you KNOW of who hasn't at LEAST listened to that album?! Rhetorical question, don't answer it! And, GO!!!!" / During the montage, both the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys make good time crossing the chains, while the Blue Barracudas move at a slower pace, and the Silver Snakes keep failing because Aang/Master Coelaceanth CAN'T keep his composure over how GOOD Spongebob is doing! Fleetwood Mac sings: "Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise. Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. Listen to the wind blow, down comes the night. Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies. Break the silence, damn the dark, damn the light. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. (Instrumental Break) Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows!" / And the montage ends as the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys manage to get across first, while the Blue Barracudas and the Silver Snakes eventually finish behind them! Sniz says: "And it's all over! With a set-up that's NOW starting to look PRETTY familiar, the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys will be working together, while the Blue Barracudas will once again be paired with the Silver Snakes!" Spongbob asks: "What's the matter, MASTER Coelaceanth, not winning as EASILY as you THOUGHT you would?!" Aang is VISIBLY angry, but STILL speaking in his own voice, he says: "I never SAID it would be EASY to win against YOU!!!!" Sandy says: "Just admit it, you're NOT going to beat him!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "Too bad for you I'm not INTERESTED in beating him, NOT anymore! I must THOROUGHLY crush his spirit, and I MUST BREAK YOU, PIECE BY PIECE!!!!" Spongebob is unnerved, but he says: "The more you tighten your grip, the more victories will slip through your fingers." Aang, in his own voice, says: "We shall see!" Yakety goes to Bulma, and whispers something inaudible (to the audience) into her ear. Bulma says: "Thank you for telling me what you DID with it!" Harvey asks: "Did with what?" Bulma coyly says: "Oh, wouldn't YOU like to know?" Fee says: "As a matter of fact, we WOULD!" Bulma says: "Tough luck! I'm NOT on your team, and nobody BESIDES Squidward and Yakety wanted to WORK with me! Besides, I think we all know that YOU'RE not qualified to outlast ME in a competition!" Harvey gasps, and he says: "Not QUALIFIED to outlast YOU in a competition?! We'll just SEE about that!" Snaptrap goes to Aang, and Snaptrap chuckles: "I FIXED it for YOU, AANG!!!! Getting DOWN the Steps of Knowledge will be a BLAST!!!!" Aang smiles evilly, and he says: "Thank you, Snaptrap. YOU shall be spared, when the time comes!" Snaptrap says: "Anything to feel like MY old self again! See, Bulma? You're not the ONLY one who can make new FRIENDS!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "And once again, Snaptrap behaves EXACTLY in the way I would expect him to! Framing HIM for the mess that's going to go down tonight, will be all too easy! I know where Yakety put the FAKE Pendant, now it's time to find the REAL one!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We'll take five and come right back, so don't miss the exciting conclusion to this exciting episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, Bulma approaches Squidward at the Steps Of Knowledge, and she says: "I just want you to know...wait just a minute!" Squidward, not taking his eyes off of Aang, asks: "What?" Bulma says: "Am I missing something, or are YOU missing something? How can you HEAR without any ears?!" Squidward says: "As an octopus, attached to my brain are two organs called statocysts; sac-like structures containing a mineralised mass and sensitive hairs, that allow me to sense the orientation of my body, such as to the proximity and sound of your voice." (Confessional) Bulma says: "Well, mystery solved!" / Squidward says: "I guess even a genius can learn a thing or two. It's rare, but it CAN happen!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "Anyways..." And she whispers something inaudible (to the audience) to Squidward. Squidward says: "Good to know!" Harvey says: "I sure wish we knew WHAT they were talking about!" Fee says: "I do to. But unless Bulma needs beauty tips or something, I highly doubt WE'LL ever get into her inner circle! Although, from what you've told me, it might not be such a good thing to get into anyways!" Harvey says: "All I know is, I certainly wouldn't!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "It's a simple fact. Snaptrap, Angelica, Oonski, Kaput, Taotie, Gonard, and Zarbon all took turns at being in Bulma's inner circle, and they ALL got horribly eliminated by Bulma, directly or otherwise! At least I know where I stand with Fee! No matter what, we could NEVER vote the other off!" / Fee says: "I could NEVER vote Harvey off; I'm much too smart for THAT! Besides, nobody else in the competition will take US seriously or look out for us, so we HAVE to look out for each other! It's the best way for us to get ahead in this thing!" (End Confessional) The other contestants approach the Steps Of Knowledge, with Aang and Snaptrap BOTH looking like cats that just ate a canary! Daggett sarcastically says: "GEE, they look really TRUSTWORTHY right now!" Heffer obliviously says: "How can you say THAT?! You CLEARLY couldn't trust them as far as you can throw them!" Daggett rolls his eyes, and rhetorically says: "NO! Really, do you think?!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Well, this season is officially proving I'm WAY smarter than I have any RIGHT to be! Heffer may not get it, but I get the sense that Aang and Snaptrap have something BIG that they've got planned, and I don't know if I can stop it!" (End Confessional) Daggett says: "Whatever you've got PLANNED, Snaptrap, it's not going to WORK; it's just going to end in DISASTER like all your other 115 failed plans on TUFF Puppy!" Snaptrap sarcastically says: "So you actually KNOW some math, big DEAL! Write me a letter when I care...which will be NEVER!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Well, I tried!" / Snaptrap says: "Just to make it clear, I'm not cheating for AANG'S sake, I'm doing it for ME!!!! This is what happens when you try to CAGE the beast, the beast gets ANGRY!!!!" / Aang chuckles evilly, and in Master Coelaceanth's voice, he says: "That poor fool Snaptrap doesn't realize, that's he going to be rewarded EXACTLY as a traitor deserves! Once he helps me get rid of everyone else, I'll betray him and get rid of him! After all, how could I possibly trust a TRAITOR to NOT try to betray me eventually? After all, you ALWAYS get EVERYTHING you deserve, and I plan on getting what's coming to ME!!!!" (End Confessional) Gerald asks: "Pearl, what do YOU think of this situation?" Pearl says: "All I know is that something's MAJORLY wrong, and I don't like it!" Larry says: "You DON'T think that they..." Tigress states: "Of COURSE he would! He's Snaptrap! Heffer and Buhdeuce, YOU get to go onto the Steps Of Knowledge!" Heffer asks: "Really?!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "It was a matter of self-preservation! And besides, Heffer is EXPENDABLE as the LEAST athletic and LEAST intelligent member of our team, so it's not like we'd actually LOSE a member! As for Buhdeuce? He's been through worse!" / Heffer says: "Right on! I get to prove my intelligence! Ken Jennings, eat your heart out!" / Buhdeuce says: "I know it's a little risky, but I have to prove myself to my team! I've got to show that I can be just as reliable as the rest of them, and this is my chance to prove it! Thankfully, I'm confident in my skills to see me through!" (End Confessional) Zarbon asks: "Dudley, what do YOU think?" Dudley says: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Tigress has the RIGHT idea!" Sway-Sway says: "Way ahead of you! I will volunteer to go onto the Steps of Knowledge for you!" Chameleon asks: "Wow! You'd do that for us?!" Sway-Sway says: "Of course! If I can get Yakety Yak to help me!" Yakety says: "Well, I'm not doing anything at the moment! Of course I'll help!" (Confessional) Sway-Sway says: "I HAD to volunteer! Hello! Buhdeuce and I...kind of have a reputation due to the show we starred on! We've got to shake it off somehow, and redeem ourselves in the eyes of our fellow Nicktoons! We owe them THAT much!" / Yakety says: "Even though I'm working for Bulma, it doesn't hurt to show commitment to my own team! Perhaps if I do well, I might even become a third wheel to Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce! It's not like my OWN show did that well in the ratings or critic reviews, either!" (End Confessional) Darwin says: "This DOES seem like a particularly tricky situation! What should we do?" Treeflower says: "Getting down first isn't a big importance for us! After all, Spongebob already HAS the Immunity Pendant, and we can't win another! Super Chum and Stimpy, would you volunteer to go on the Steps Of Knowledge for us?" Stimpy asks: "I understand Super Chum, but why ME?!" Treeflower says: "You've got the best luck out of ALL of us! And if something is NOT on the up and up, you're the most likely to escape it unscathed!" Stimpy says: "Sometimes I wonder if my bad luck is just good luck that can't make up its mind!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "When I signed on for this season, I expected something nice and easy, like the ORIGINAL Legends Of The Hidden Temple, not some life-preserving affair! I can't believe I'm saying this, but life was actually easier WHEN I was with Ren! At least I knew WHERE I stood with him!" / Super Chum says: "Even if I wasn't volunteered, of course I would step up to the plate! After all, with my super strength, I'd probably have a REALLY great batting average!" (End Confessional) Aang, in his own voice says: "And Snaptrap and I, will volunteer for the Silver Snakes, if anyone is BRAVE enough to try to beat us!" Super Chum says: "Do your WORST, legions of evil! Whatever you throw at us, we will NOT flinch!" Snaptrap angrily says: "Oh, you WON'T, will you?! We'll see about that!" (Confessional) Snaptrap says: "It's time to welcome to the corner of PAY, and BACK!!!! With INTEREST!!!!" / Bulma smiles coyly, and she says: "Look what I just found hidden in plain sight!" Bulma holds up the REAL Silver Snakes Immunity Pendant of Life, and she sings: "The real Immunity Pendant, hidden under the Tiki Statue, LOSERS!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right, contestants! Enough chatter, it's time to find out more about today's legend!" General Barracuda says: "Why can't I do it? I know about this legend to!" Sniz says: "Sorry. It's part of Olmec's contract! He ALWAYS has to be the one to talk about these legends!" General Barracuda says: "Sorry! Just thought I'd ask!" Olmec says: "Sometime in March of 1822, a woman, with the birth name of Araminta Ross, this woman would eventually change her name to Harriet Tubman, after getting married to John Tubman in 1844. Prior to her marriage, Harriet Tubman was sadly and tragically, whipped and beaten by several of her masters, due to slavery still being legal in the Americas. She would often runaway for days as a child, and legend has it, that when it looked like she was in danger of being sold to another owner, Harriet Tubman was determined that she, her family, and all other African-Americans would have their freedom. And on September 17, 1849, Hariet Tubman legendarily broke OUT of her shackles, escaping to Philadelphia, and in the process, established what is now known as the Underground Railroad! Not forgetting her promise, Harriet Tubman personally returned in secret, to help rescue her family, friends, and others bound by slavery! She was even called 'Moses' by her fellow African-Americans, by virtue of the fact that she never lost a passenger. She even worked with the legendary Slavery Abolitionist, Frederick Douglass! During the American Civil War, Harriet Tubman first worked as a cook and a nurse, curing soldiers with Smallpox and Dysentery. Than, she worked as an armed scout and spy. She was the first woman to lead an armed expedition in that war, and in the raid at Combahee Ferry alone, liberated more than 750 enslaved people. Despite the efforts of various slave holders at the time, Harriet Tubman and her fellow conspirators were never caught! Eventually, Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation, effectively declaring all enslaved people free, further enforced by the 1865 passage of the 13th Amendment, officially making all forms of slavery illegal in the United States! Afterwards, Harriet Tubman became a Suffragist for Women's Suffrage, a movement she maintained until she passed away on March 10, 1913. The Broken Shackles became lost to the Mists Of Time, and found their way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman and bring them back to the Temple Entrance!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman be found?" Olmec says: "The Broken Shackles can be found in the Dark Forest!" Sniz says: "All right, contestants, you know the drill! Olmec will ask you questions to see how well you get to the bottom! The first team that gets to the bottom, has a chance to win an Immunity Pendant of Life! The other team will have to try their luck trying to find it during the Final Challenge! And only the two teams that win the Final Challenge, will get to do a Temple Run! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec says: "In what month and year, was Harriet Tubman born?" And Heffer, not realizing that NONE of the other Green Monkeys, Blue Barracudas, and Red Jaguars are deliberately NOT answering, moves to step on the buzzer, and Bubble Bass instinctively says: "BUBBLE UP!!!!" (BOOM!!!!) A gigantic explosion FILLS the air, and Aang, using a combination of fire, water, and earth bending powers, QUICKLY BLASTS down, KNOCKS down, and captures Daggett, Treeflower, Otto, Judy, Gerald, Darwin, Zim, Dog, Kitty, Sway-Sway, Harvey, Keswick, Heffer, Buhdeuce, Taotie, Gonard, Wally, Dudley, Bulma, Fee, Yakety Yak, Squidward, and even BLONDA, in molten lava earth cages in short order, leaving only Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Pearl, Marlene, Larry, Super Chum, Tigress, Po, Zarbon, Chameleon, Jenny, and Bubble Bass to deal with Aang and Snaptrap's wrath! Snaptrap smugly says: "SO, who SAYS cheating doesn't get you a WIN?! We just accomplished in 15 seconds, something that took Bulma Briefs 44 EPISODES to accomplish, the complete and UTTER humiliation of most of the contestants!" Sniz yells: "You can't do THIS!!!! The RULES!!!!" And as Sniz rolls out the rules list, Aang just ZAPS it with fire! Aang, in Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "HANG your rules, I MAKE them! And SPONGEBOB DIES!!!!" Aang, in his own voice says: "DIES?!!! That was NEVER part of our PLAN!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "I'm ALTERING the plan! Be thankful I don't alter it any further!" General Barracuda says: "If you think I'm going to let you have your way, you're WRONG! I beat you once, I can BEAT you again!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Too bad for you, I have the Avatar on my side! You have no CHANCE against ME!!!!" General Barracuda charges and says: "Oh, YEAH?!!!" And with the force of a molten magma punch and a combination of earth and water bending powers, Aang sends General Barracuda FLYING into a prison made of HOT molten magma bars! Aang says: "SO last season! You're going to have to do a LOT better than THAT to challenge me!" Sandy says: "GLADLY!!!!" Sandy, Stimpy, Pearl, Marlene, Larry, and Jenny ALL charge in to DEAL with Aang, but Aang simply moves TOO fast, and hits TOO hard for any of them to actually HIT him, and Aang QUICKLY and effortlessly contains them the same way he contained General Barracuda! General Barracuda regains consciousness, and he says: "Blonda, use your magic wand!" Blonda says: "I'm a CONTESTANT, I'm not ALLOWED to use magic!" General Barracuda says: "I KNOW that, but this is a special one time EXCEPTION!" Blonda grunts, and she says: "I can't REACH my wand! We're STUCK like this!" Aang says: "Starting to SWEAT, Spongebob? Seeing as how I so EASILY thrashed SIX of your friends, without breaking so much as a sweat!" Super Chum angrily says: "Why YOU...!" And Super Chum, Tigress, Po, Zarbon, Chameleon, and Bubble Bass all move to fight Aang! And while they're clearly stronger and faster, they don't do much BETTER, as Aang EASILY stops all of THEIR attacks to! Aang says: "You NEVER should've attacked ME, TIGRESS! Because now that there ARE no rules, I don't have to hold BACK!!!!" And using what amounts to only a FRACTION of his power, Aang knocks out Super Chum, Tigress, Po, Zarbon, Chameleon, and Bubble Bass as well, and locks them all up in molten prison bar containers as well!" Aang says: "Let's see, Earth-bending powers, Fire-bending powers, water-bending powers, with all of MY abilities, I guess I have gotten YOU beat all AROUND! So Spongebob, are you scared, JEALOUS, seeing as how I EASILY and effortlessly BEAT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS, leaving you SO...ALONE!!!!" Bubble Bass weakly says: "Spongebob, you've got to RUN!!!!" Aang says: "Run where? He's TRAPPED! And even if he wasn't, I'd find him ANYWHERE he tries to run! Look at EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SPONGE NOW! You STUPID, PATHETIC, WASTE!!!! You've been number one for TOO long, Spongebob! Now your REIGN will FINALLY end! And DON'T worry! I'll take GOOD CARE of your KIDS!!!!" Spongebob says: "Leave my family OUT of this!" Aang says: "And what if I DON'T? What can YOU do about it? I'm STRONGER than you! I'm SICK of what YOUR kind has done to MY world!" Spongebob asks: "What do you mean by, YOUR world?!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "Because once upon a time, MY kind owned 99.9% of EVERYTHING of this world! EVERYONE bowed down to us! Nobody told US what to do or how to behave, we could do whatever the HELL we wanted! Until people like YOU started making 'Demands', wanting pathetic things like 'Freedom,' and 'Democracy'. What does our family care? You're powerless, so we pretend to give you these pathetic bread crumbs, and YOU still have the audacity to want more! You think you can make us GIVE you what you ACTUALLY deserve?! NEVER!!!! We will NEVER give up OUR pie, to the likes of you! We are GOING to have the WHOLE PIE, and you're not getting one BITE from us!" Spongebob says: "Aang, please STOP letting Master Coelaceanth CONTROL you! I know you're in there somewhere! You're not LIKE this! Please, look deep in your HEART and let GO of your HATE!" Aang, with red-glowing eyes, steps towards him, and with Master Coelaceanth's voice, condescendingly says: "Oh, Spongebob, you are SO naive! You INSIST on seeing the good in EVERYBODY even when there clearly ISN'T any! Well, it's time to WAKE UP to the REAL WORLD! There IS no Tooth Fairy, there IS no Loch Ness Monster, there IS no 'Chinese Democracy', and there is NO NORTH DAKOTA!!!! This world belongs to the STRONGEST, and you should be THANKFUL we even let YOUR kind live as LONG as we HAVE!!!!" Spongebob says: "PLEASE, STOP THIS!!!! What will it TAKE for you to get you to STOP?!!!" Aang's own voice says: "Say that I'm NOW AND FOREVER a FAR BETTER Nicktoon than you will EVER be!" Spongebob asks: "That's IT?! That's all I have to do to get you to lay OFF?!" General Barracuda says: "You know, you COULD just take Anger Management--(BLAST!!!!)--Never MIND!!!!" Spongebob sighs, and says: "Fine. You are now and forever a far better Nicktoon than I could EVER be!" Aang says: "Sweet, SWEET Vindication!" He turns to the sky and yells: "SEE THAT DAD?!!! WHO'S THE WEAK MAN NOW?!!!" Master Coelaceanth yells: "THAT'S IT?!!! That's the reason you've been WORKING with me?! You wanted to work with me because YOU had DADDY issues?! You wanted ME to give YOU a cosmetic make-over just because YOU have Daddy issues?! SHEESH! I thought Spongebob made YOU fail your Driver's License Test, or blew up the science lab and got YOU blamed for it! Or at LEAST T.P'd. the Principal's Office and got YOU blamed for it! But NO! It's because YOU have STUPID Daddy issues, DORK! I killed my OWN father for being too aggressive, but you don't see ME having Daddy issues BECAUSE of it!" Aang says: "You don't know what it's LIKE to live the life that I did! I was NEVER allowed to be just a kid! It was always, 'Work, work, work', and never any time for fun, or develop my OWN interests! I never WANTED to be an Avatar ANYWAYS!" Spongebob reaches into his pocket, and pulls out his OLD RELIABLE Net, and begins approaching Aang! Aang says: "When I was young, I really wanted to be--!" (TRIP!!!! FWIP!!!! KONK!!!!) Aang looks at the ground, picks up the net that flew out of Spongebob's hands, and Aang says: "What is THIS?! 'Old RELIABLE'?! Were you going to TRY to capture ME in this NET?! I think I'm going to BREAK IT!!!!" Spongebob SCREAMS: "NO!!!! DON'T BREAK THAT NET!!!! If you break that NET, I WON'T BE ME ANYMORE!!!!" Aang looks touched and in Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "Wow. I am really glad you told me that Spongebob. I COULD'VE made a BIG mistake! Because now I KNOW...THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO BREAK THIS NET!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth sadistically snaps his net in two! Spongebob collapses, and hollowly says: "That...was my net..." Than Spongebob's voice RISES in anger, and he says: "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE NET!!!! I...WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!! AHHH!!!!" And Spongebob EXPLODES with a level of anger, that BREAKS all of the prisons that Aang has made! Larry asks: "What is going ON here?!" Zarbon, with a horrified expression says: "He's turning SUPER Saiyan! I don't know how, but by merely watching Goku do it, he's figured out how to achieve a similar transformation! I'm certain!" Bulma says: "It's not just Super Saiyan, he's going even beyond that! He's going Super Saiyan 2!!!!" And Bulma is proved correct as lightning aura RIPPLES around Spongebob, and Spongebob's muscles get SUPER tough, and golden HAIR erupts from his head in yellow spikes! Sandy says: "Well, that answers the question of whether or not Spongebob has hair!" Pearl says: "Unreal, how is Spongebob CAPABLE of this power?!" Bubble Bass says: "It's like I said, he's NOT an ordinary Sponge, he's a new evolution, and he's FINALLY found the source of his strength!" Spongebob screams: "AHHH!!!!" And his transformation finishes, and Aang gasps and screams: "AHHH!!!!" Spongebob is now emitting a golden aura, and is making everyone STARE at what the formerly innocent sponge has become! Spongebob angrily says: "It's over, Master Coelaceanth! I WON'T let you BULLY anyone else anymore! I am going to completely and UTTERLY DESTROY YOU!!!!" Master Coelaceanth actually LAUGHS at the prospect, and he says: "Ha, ha, HA!!!! Have you LOST what LITTLE mind you HAD?! You couldn't even BEGIN to BEAT me, let alone actually DESTROY me! I am IN the perfect warrior!" Bulma says: "He's NOT bluffing, Master Coelaceanth! He's 200 times STRONGER than he was in his NORMAL form!" Aang scoffs, and says: "As if that's going to make a bit of DIFFERENCE! Even if Spongebob were 2 QUADRILLION times stronger, it would NEVER be enough to beat us! Spongebob could NEVER defeat us! I'll end this in ONE minute with my Fire-Bending Powers! AHHH!!!!" And Aang fires a blast of hot energy, but Spongebob MERELY twists his head to the right, and the blast passes RIGHT by Spongebob, hitting Cosmo in the distance! Cosmo coughs, and he says: "I'm okay!" Aang gets angered by this, and he says: "YOU DODGED THAT?! NOBODY DODGES THAT!!!!" AHHH--OOF!!!!" And Spongebob punches Aang HARD right in the stomach! Spongebob says: "Sorry! You left yourself WAY open right there!" Aang says: "Lucky shot! You're NOT going to get ANOTHER ONE!!!! AHHH!!!!" And Aang throws fast and hard, but MISSES! As Spongebob quickly FLASH Steps and AVOIDS all of Aang's fast-paced attacks! Aang says: "Hold still, hold still, hold STILL!!!! CURSES!!!! If I could JUST HIT HIM--!" Spongebob says: "Go ahead, hit me!" Aang asks: "WHAT?!!!" Spongebob says: "I said, hit me." Aang yells: "You're going to wish you weren't so ARROGANT!!!! AHHH!" And Aang throws a rock the SIZE of a pick up truck AT him, but Spongebob takes it HEAD on, and the rock just BREAKS in two, and BOTH halves SLAM into Cosmo! Cosmo says: "I'm STILL OKAY!!!!" Aang starts to get visibly unnerved, and he yells: "What on EARTH ARE YOU?!!! When I get my HANDS on YOU, I will--OOF!!!!" And Spongebob punches Aang HARD in the stomach AGAIN!!!! Master Coelaceanth's voice, in a sick tone, says: "YOU...only hit us TWICE so FAR!!!! So, WHY DO I FEEL SO WEAK?!!!" Spongebob angrily says: "What's the MATTER, Master Coelaceanth?! Isn't THIS what you WANTED?! To utterly BREAK who I WAS?! Did it ever occur to you that maybe I was being willfully WEAK, because I didn't want to show up ALL my FRIENDS and FANS, and let them ADMIRE me for being a nice, FRIENDLY guy, and not some scary, hulking PSYCHOPATH like YOU?!!! I told you to stop, I WARNED you to STOP, but you just HAD to push me! And now that you've found someone who can and WILL push back, NOW you're AFRAID, because you KNOW that I'm going to DESTROY YOU!!!!" Aang, in his own voice, screams: "LIKE I'D EVER LOSE TO YOU!!!! Now you've FORCED me to show OFF the strength I was going to hold back for when I dealt with TIGRESS! NOTHING can STOP it!" Taotie asks: "Does he HAVE more strength?" Tigress scoffs and she says: "Impossible! If Aang HAD more strength, I WOULD know about it! Aang is bluffing!!!!" But to her surprise, Aang digs in DEEP into Master Coelaceanth's soul, and FORCES himself to SICKENINGLY boost his own muscle mass and power, while SCREAMING all the while! Tigress says: "Well, there blows THAT theory out of the water!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Your anger has made US evenly MATCHED Spongebob, but now you're HELPLESS!!!!" Spongebob merely scoffs, and he says: "Is that ALL?" Sandy asks: "What is he SAYING?!" Pearl says: "I think whatever restraint Spongebob HAD, it must have been broken when his own net got broken! He's not his old Spongebob self anymore!" Bubble Bass nods, and he says: "Your right, sister. And I DON'T think that's a GOOD thing!" Aang LUNGES for Spongebob, but Spongebob EASILY moves away like Aang was moving in SLOW motion! Aang says: "What the?!" Spongebob says: "Come and GET me, you MORON!!!!" Try as Aang might, Aang keeps TRYING to hit Spongebob, or TRYING to blast him, but Spongebob KEEPS speeding out of the way, every time Aang tries to attack Spongebob! Aang mockingly says: "Run, run, run, that's ALL you can do, you COWARD!!!!" Spongebob says: "I think you're missing the STRAIN that it's putting on your own body, and Master Coelaceanth!" Master Coelaceanth yells: "Finish him OFF!!!! My spirit is WEAKENING! I can't keep this up for much longer!" Aang yells: "But I can't HIT HIM!!!!" Spongebob says: "Maybe not, but I can hit YOU!!!!" And in a rapid series of punches and kicks, Spongebob brings even the mighty Aang to his needs, and Aang is FORCED to revert back to his normal mass! Aang weakly asks: "Why couldn't I HIT you?! I was STRONGER than YOU!" Spongebob says: "You idiot! Increasing your muscle mass does NOTHING! Any IDIOT in body-building can do that! All it does is slow you DOWN, and make you an easier target! Now, I'm going to DESTROY you!" Aang says: "But you CAN'T do that! You're just a SPONGE!!!!" Spongebob angrily says: "I can do WHATEVER I please! I'm STRONGER than you are!" Master Coelaceanth laughs evilly, and he says: "Yes, KILL US!!!! STRIKE us down with ALL OF YOUR HATRED, and you will FINALLY PROVE MY POINT, that EVERYONE IS JUST LIKE ME!!!!" Aang yells: "KILL US?! That was NEVER part of the plan! I'm not gonna--!" Master Coelaceanth says: "You don't WANT to?! You MUST! You DON'T care about ANYTHING! You've gone too far, too far to STOP! YOU CAN'T STOP!!!! YOU'RE BEYOND IT!!!!" Bubble Bass yells: "Spongebob, STOP!" Squidward asks: "What is Bubble Bass SAYING?!" Spongebob says: "This doesn't CONCERN you! It concerns ME, and this soon to be DEAD son of a female dog!" Bubble Bass says: "But that's what Master Coelaceanth WANTS!!!! He wants you to make him a martyr in the proof that he COULD corrupt even the BEST of us! You can't play his GAME!!!!" Spongebob says: "I'm NOT playing it, I'm FINISHING it!" Bubble Bass says: "Yeah, but THAN what?! With Master Coelaceanth gone, what would you do with your anger and strength? Hurt ANYONE who's made YOU feel bad the way Master Coelaceanth must have been hurt in his life?! Master Coelaceanth IS a villain, but he's ALSO a victim! And if you kill him, you'll just continue the same cycle of HATE! You don't have to continue that cycle, you can choose LOVE and forgiveness!" Spongebob says: "He broke my favorite net! I CAN'T let him LIVE!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "Nets can be FIXED! Nets can be replaced! But what can NEVER be fixed, is if you make the WORST mistake of your life, and you don't choose LOVE!" Spongebob asks: "And what would YOU know about that?!" Bubble Bass says: "Because...I love YOU, Spongebob!" And all the other contestants stare at him! Bubble Bass says: "Look at you! This is where the path of HATRED has brought you! Loving and forgiving you is the path I choose, what will YOURS be?!" Spongebob looks at Aang, and he looks at everyone else, and suddenly, daylight comes into the studio, and shines on Spongebob, and Spongebob lowers his arms! Spongebob says: "Bubble Bass, thank you for bringing some sense back into me. Both of us came here with anger in our hearts, but you come with courage and forgiveness." Spongebob powers down, and he says: "From this day forward, if there is to be MORE evil, it will NOT start with me! General Barracuda, ARREST Master Coelaceanth and take him away!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Oh, yeah?! Well, I haven't changed MY mind!" Aang jerks back and defiantly says: "NO!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "WHAT?!!!" Aang says: "He's letting us LIVE!" Snaptrap says: "He doesn't WANT to fight!" Master Coelaceanth says: "It's a TRICK, don't you see?! KILL HIM!!!!" But even Taotie joins Snaptrap in defiance! Aang begins to raise his arm, but immediately jerks it back! Master Coelaceanth screams: "What are you DOING?!!!" Aang says: "I...I...I believe Spongebob!" Master Coelaceanth yells: "No, you CAN'T!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!! STOP!!!! YOU DON'T CARE!!!! HE DOESN'T CARE!!!! STOP!!!! Don't FIGHT ME!!!!" Dudley says: "Chameleon, transform, NOW!!!!" Chameleon says: "I'm on it!" Master Coelaceanth says: "If you WON'T help me, I'll KILL HIM MYSELF!!!! CHANGE, NOW!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth EJECTS himself out of Aang's body, and HEADS towards Sandy Cheeks, but Chameleon jumps in between the two, and transforms into a SOUL DESTROYING DEVICE! Master Coelaceanth screams: "AHHH!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth's soul GRABS onto the edge of the vial part of Chameleon's transformation! Spongebob says: "Please, HOLD on!" Sandy says: "Spongebob, what are you THINKING?!" Spongebob says: "You both were right! I can't FORCE someone to LIKE me, but I CAN offer them forgiveness, even if they don't DESERVE it!" Bubble Bass says: "I think he HAS to try!" Spongebob climbs onto the chain pulley system, and he reaches for Master Coelaceanth's soul! Spongebob says: "Please, Master Coelaceanth! Give me your hand!" Master Coelaceanth SWIPES at Spongebob, and slips towards the soul destroying formula in Chameleon's vial! Spongebob says: "PLEASE! If you FALL into that, you're GONE forever! You don't have to LIVE with your HATE! PLEASE! Let me HELP you! I FORGIVE YOU! It's time to put the past behind us!" Master Coelaceanth says: "I'll NEVER LET IT GO!!!! I would rather SUFFER the LOSS of EVERYTHING I've held on this Earthly realm, than let YOU prove some kind of point to me!" Spongebob says: "It's not some EGO thing! Just let me HELP YOU!!!!" Than Master Coelaceanth smiles cruelly, and he says: "NO!!!! NEVER!!!! (SLIP!!!!) AHHH!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth WILLFULLY lets go of the vial's edge, and FALLS into the Soul Destroying formula, laughing and smiling sadistically all the way, as his soul is UTTERLY destroyed out of existence!!!! Spongebob sadly says: "I'm sorry, Sandy. I tried." Sandy says: "What a poor, pitiful man. Without a righteous heart and a rightful mind, he could not begin to comprehend the THOUGHT of being able to share a wonderful world with anyone else." Spongebob says: "I just can't believe the thought that Master Coelaceanth would actually choose to HATE, rather than LIVE." Pearl says: "Well, I don't think ANYBODY could've forced him to change. The simple fact is, Master Coelaceanth couldn't let go of his hate. And in the end, that's what destroyed him!" Chameleon says: "Of course, falling into me as a Soul Destroying Device certainly helped!" Sniz comes out of hiding, and he asks: "Is he gone for good?" Spongebob says: "I didn't WANT him to die; I really didn't! He just wouldn't let me help him!" Sniz says: "Did you hear that?! Let the joyous news be spread, the Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!!!!" And nearly everyone cheers in unison, and breaks out into an improptu sing-a-long of "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!" / Everyone (except Aang and Snaptrap) sings: "Ding-dong! The Witch is dead! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding-dong! The Wicked Witch is dead! Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed! Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead! He's gone where the goblins go below; below, below, yo-ho, let's open up and sing! And ring the bells out! Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low; let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!" (Trumpets blare!) Sniz sings: "As host of Total Cartoon Legends in the county of Los Angeles in California, I welcome you most regally!" General Barracuda sings: "But we've got to verify it LEGALLY, to see!" Sniz sings: "To see!" General Barracuda sings: "If he!" Sniz sings: "If he!" General Barracuda sings: "Is morally, ethically!" Larry sings: "Spiritually, physically!" Pearl sings: "Positively, absolutely!" All of them sing: "Undeniably, and reliably dead!" Gordon Quid comes forth dressed as a Coroner, and he unfurls a Certificate of Death! Gordon sings: "As Coroner, I must affirm, I thouroughly examined it; and he's not only merely dead, he's really most SINCERELY DEAD!" Sniz sings: "Than this is a day of Independence! For ALL the Nicktoons, and their descendants!" General Barracuda says: "If any!" Sniz sings: "Than let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is DEAD!" Everyone (except Aang and Snaptrap) sings: "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead! Wake up you sleepyhead! Rub your eyes, get out of bed! Wake up the wicked witch is dead! He's gone where the goblins go below; below, below, yo-ho, let's open up and sing! And ring the bells out! Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low, let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!" Aang recovers, and he says: "I am SO sorry, Spongebob, I let my hatred and passion for revenge, cloud my judgment. I thought if I worked with Master Coelaceanth, I could finally get the revenge and justice that I wanted! But now I know, getting revenge is a price that I just can't pay. Nobody could possibly pay that price! I am SORRY for everything I've done!" Sniz says: "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid, 'Sorry' isn't enough this time; you broke the rules!" Aang says: "But I BURNED the rules!" Spongebob says: "That wasn't the RULES list, that was a COPY of the Rules List!" Sniz says: "Exactly! You don't think I would pull out the ACTUAL Rules List and let someone destroy it? And F.Y.I., burning a copy of the Rules List is against the rules! Aang, the crimes you committed while Master Coelaceanth possessed your body, are probably worthy of death! However, in light of Spongebob's show of forgiveness, I realize that would make us no better than you. Therefore, you are to be permanently ejected and eliminated from the show immediately! You will not be allowed to return to this show as a contestant, intern, or in any other shape or form. No one on this show is to show you any kindness or acknowledge that you exist. You will not have a FRIEND in the world!" Aang says: "WAIT! You can't eliminate me! I just found an Immunity Pendant of Life!" Bulma says: "BINGO!" Sniz looks at it carefully, than THROWS it at Snaptrap and yells: "NICE TRY, LAME-O, but that's NOT General Barracuda's CARVING!!!!" Snaptrap asks: "WHAT?! You think I did THAT?!" Sniz says: "Come on! It's clearly YOUR craft work, who else could it be?!" Snaptrap struggles, and he says: "Bulma, Bulma did it!" Bulma says: "Sorry, but I have an air-tight alibi. I couldn't have POSSIBLY carved a FAKE Pendant! I was too busy focusing on the competition, AND finding the REAL Immunity Pendant of Life!" And Bulma pulls it out, causing Aang to gasp! General Barracuda says: "This one is the real deal, and her story checks out. And since BULMA didn't do it, that means that Snaptrap, YOU'RE going to be ejected and eliminated from the show as well!" Snaptrap nervously says: "Very well! I just hope that you'll bare me no ill will for anything that I've done this season or in the past!" Sniz says: "Of course I don't, that's because you're going to be banished and spend the foreseeable future permanently linked with Aang, in CHAINS!!!!" And Aang and Snaptrap are chained together, and Snaptrap, with a hopeful mourn in his voice, says: "Well, at least we'll still have each other!" Aang gets a horrified look, and raises his hands, but Blonda QUICKLY raises her wand, and ZAPS away all of Aang's Avatar abilities! Snaptrap screams: "YOU TRIED TO KILL ME?! PLEASE! Don't BANISH me with HIM! PLEASE! Send me BACK to San Quintan Prison!" Sniz coyly says: "But I bare you no ill will!" And Snaptrap looks in helplessness, as he realizes that he played RIGHT into Bulma's hands, and ensured his OWN elimination, yet again! (Confessional) Bulma says: "FINALLY! Master Coelaceanth is GONE for good! I am so glad he is out of our lives! Now we can focus on the competition!" / Yakety says: "Due to the explosion earlier, the inside of the Temple is kind of a mess; so Sniz decided to scrub today's challenge. Besides, we've already got TWO losers being eliminated tonight!" / Spongebob says: "So, I learned a lot about myself. I learned that I can get angry, I can get mad, I can even get downright furious. But one thing I won't do, is that I will NEVER stoop to Master Coelaceanth's level of wrath and hatred! Also, even though that form I transformed into was strong and fast, I don't think I'll transform into it again, barring ANY emergencies! As far as I'm concerned, it's TOO awesome to use!" / Zarbon says: "One thing is for sure; with Master Coelaceanth gone, nothing's the same anymore." (End Confessional) Everyone is at the Elimination Ceremony, and everyone except Aang and Snaptrap have a Chocolate Pendant of Life. Sniz says: "Before we commence with the Elimination, I just want to hold an 'In Memoriam' segment to Master Coelaceanth, mostly to prove to EVERYONE that THIS time, he's really gone for good!" / An "In Memoriam' segment plays and it shows Master Coelaceanth's actions between seasons 2 through 4B of the "Total Cartoon" show, while Bob Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" plays! / Bob Dylan sings: "Well, it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. If'n you don't know by now. And it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. It'll never do somehow. When your rooster crows at the break of dawn, look out your window, and I'll be gone. You're the reason I'm a-traveling on. But don't think twice, it's all right. And it ain't no use in turning on your light, babe. The light I never knowed. And it ain't no use in turning on your light, babe, I'm on the dark side of the road. But I wish there was somethin' you would do or say, to try and make me change my mind and stay. But we never did too much talking anyway. But don't think twice, it's all right. So it ain't no use in calling out my name, gal. Like you never done before. And it ain't no use in calling out my name, gal. I can't hear you any more. I'm a-thinking and a-wonderin', walking down the road. I once loved a woman, a child I am told. I give her my heart but she wanted my soul. But don't think twice, it's all right. So long honey, baby. Where I'm bound, I can't tell. Goodbye's too good a word, babe. So I'll just say fare thee well. I ain't a-saying you treated me unkind. You could have done better but I don't mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time. But don't think twice, it's all right." And the words, "Master Coelaceanth: August 6, 1945 through June 1, 2022" appear on-screen, ending the "In Memoriam" sequence! / Aang and Snaptrap, still hand-cuffed together, put on their helmets, and Snaptrap says: "Uh, you can't eliminate TWO contestants from the SAME team at one TIME!" Sniz says: "Ordinarily, we WOULDN'T, but in this case, we can make an exception! Besides, I've got a plan to bolster their numbers!" General Barracuda says: "Tell it like it is, Sniz!" Aang says: "I guess it's too late to say that MAYBE I over-reacted a LITTLE to Tigress' insults about me, RIGHT?!" Sniz says: "Oh, it's much too late for THAT!" Aang sighs and says: "I was afraid so!" Aang and Snaptrap both get into the Mine Cart of Shame, buckle up, and Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Three, Two, One, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And the Mine Cart rockets down the rail way, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! General Barracuda says: "So, what is your plan?" Sniz says: "Simple! I'll need a volunteer from BOTH the Red Jaguars and the Blue Barracudas!" Tigress KICKS Heffer, and he jumps up! Sniz says: "Thank you for volunteering for the Red Jaguars, Heffer!" Yakety says: "I'll volunteer for the Blue Barracudas!" Sniz says: "All right! In that case, from this challenge on, the two of you are no longer a Red Jaguar and a Blue Barracuda respectively, you are BOTH Silver Snakes! But remember, Silver Snakes, I intend for this to be a one time MERCY gift to your team! So I really hope you can make the MOST of this gift, and pull your team together, for your own sake!" Bulma says: "Oh, don't worry! I'm SURE to find PLENTY of good uses for Yakety Yak on OUR team!" Yakety thinks about it, and he says: "What the heck? I'll give it a shot! It would be something different!" Sniz says: "All right, than! Well, we've got to fix things up in the Temple, the Moat, and the Steps of Knowledge! Maybe we didn't get to find the Legend like I planned, but I think we still had a great episode anyways! Now that Master Coelaceanth is gone for good, how will the rest of the season progress? It's anyone's guess as to how the challenges will unfold! In any case, tune in for the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Be sure to stick around for it!" / Stinger: Somewhere, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, the portal opens, and Aang and Snaptrap, still in a mine cart, land RIGHT in the middle of it, and they can't see ANY land within miles of their vantage point! Snaptrap asks: "Where on EARTH did that portal take us?!" Aang says: "Well, if I know my Earth geography, and I do, it looks like we're located a full 160 nautical miles away from Pitcairn Island, one of the most REMOTE and least inhabited places on Earth! And no, there isn't anywhere that's CLOSER, the other nearest place is 175 nautical miles away!" Snaptrap sarcastically says: "That's just GREAT! Not only have we been EJECTED and UNFAIRLY eliminated from the competition, but we've been STRANDED in the MIDDLE of the Pacific Ocean with NO gadgets, NO access to your Avatar powers, handcuffed together, and without anything that we can SAFELY drink!" Snaptrap thinks for a second, and he says: "Want to see me tempt fate? COULD THIS DAY GET ANY--!!" (THUNDERCLAP!!!!) And a deluge of RAIN falls on them! Aang sarcastically says: "I'm sorry. Were you going to say, 'Worse'?" Snaptrap sheepishly says: "Uh, no. No, I was not." Aang asks: "Really?" Snaptrap says: "Yeah...uh...re-phrasing! Let's...look at the bright side! We now have PLENTY to drink, and we STILL have a mine cart boat!" Aang says: "Right! We now have PLENTY to drink, and we STILL have a mine cart boat!" / Episode Notes: Aang and Snaptrap become the second and third contestants respectively (after Angelica Pickles) to be permanently ejected from ever being a contestant on the "Total Cartoon" show. Master Coelaceanth dies for good in this episode, as his soul is permanently destroyed, and a "Really Dead" montage plays at the Elimination Ceremony, just to drive the point home! Even though Spongebob can access a Super Saiyan 2 form, he decides that he will not use it again unless there is an emergency. Heffer and Yakety Yak become Silver Snakes in this episode, as a mercy gift to the Silver Snakes. Featured songs in this episode: "Chains of Love; The Chain; Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead!"; and "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right". Eliminated Contestants: 44. Kowalski. 43. Private. 42. Kaput. 41. Johnny Krill. 40. Haggis McHaggis. 39. Monster Krumholtz. 38. Aang. 37. Verminious J. Snaptrap. Remaining Contestants: Daggett Beaver, Silver Snakes. Treeflower Fields, Green Monkeys. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Otto Rocket, Red Jaguars. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Judy Funny, Red Jaguars. Gerald, Red Jagaurs. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Darwin, Green Monkeys. Invader Zim, Silver Snakes. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Dog, Green Monkeys. Kitty Katswell, Silver Snakes. Sway-Sway, Blue Barracudas. Harvey Beaks, Blue Barracudas. Super Chum, Green Monkeys. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Heffer Wolfe, Silver Snakes. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Blonda, Silver Snakes. Taotie, Silver Snakes. Tigress, Red Jaguars. Gonard, Blue Barracudas. Po, Green Monkeys. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Blue Barracudas. Zarbon, Blue Barracudas. Bulma Briefs, Silver Snakes. Chameleon, Blue Barracudas. Fee, Blue Barracudas. Jenny Wakeman, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Blue Barracudas. Yakety Yak, Silver Snakes. Squidward Tentacles, Blue Barracudas. / Personal Notes: Even though Master Coelaceanth was a pretty compelling villain for Spongebob to face off against, the fact of the matter is, is that I felt like Master Coelaceanth had become too much of a crutch character for me, and that I would just use him as a villain because he was convenient. But if I am to grow and evolve as a writer, I can't just keep using the same villain over and over again. Besides, I could only MAKE Master Coelaceanth so evil and vile without him evolving into a parody of himself. I felt like I had taken Master Coelaceanth's evil as far as it could go, and him choosing to die rather than be saved, was his FINAL, spiteful way of forever denying Spongebob the chance to help him, and ADMIT that Master Coelaceanth was wrong! As for Aang, he had to learn that despite being a victim of Master Coelaceanth, he was NOT going to be easily forgiven, because he willfully ALLOWED Master Coelaceanth into his body, could've FOUGHT him out at ANYTIME, and Aang never DID! And Snaptrap's own inability to prevent himself from cheating is what ultimately did him in, as Snaptrap discovers that when you cheat all the time, it's very HARD to convince someone that when someone ELSE cheated, that YOU aren't the one who didn't do it, because nobody will believe a lying cheater, EVEN when they're telling the truth, which is why HE had to be eliminated to! Anyways, hopefully, my next episode won't be quite so long! Enough said, true believers!

I need to re-run the last couple of episodes, due to the fact that the most recent one will lose it's date relevance if I don't. Anyways, here's the first one for your reading pleasure. Enjoy! / Sniz is in the Tomb of The Pharaohs, and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends", there were 42 contestants left, battling it out, for the hopes of getting the grand prize of $44.44 million! As it turns out, Master Coelaceanth's soul survived, and was stuck inside of Tigress! Not wanting to do the evil fish's evil bidding, Tigress utilized the first chance she got, to FORCE Master Coelaceanth out of her mind and body! Unfortunately, Master Coelaceanth's soul landed right inside of Aang! Kind of regretting making Aang mad NOW, aren't you Tigress? Fortunately, Bubble Bass quickly reminded Master Coelaceanth of the most important rule, that no contestant can kill another contestant! Pretty quick thinking, Bubble Bass! After that, Tigress won herself an Immunity Pendant Of Life, while the Green Monkeys and the Blue Barracudas won immunity! But Aang proved to be crafty! He found himself his OWN Immunity Pendant Of Life! And with Aang and Tigress both playing one, it ended up being both Kaput and Johnny Krill, who had to take a Mine Cart ride! Even though Master Coelaceanth is in Aang's body, Aang is STILL a contestant, and unless he breaks the rules or gets eliminated, we legally CAN'T force Aang out of the contest! But with a new challenge coming up, perhaps there is hope! We'll soon find out which two teams will prevail this time, and which two contestants will be eliminated!" Olmec says: "And if I had hands, I would use them to applaud you right now!" Sniz says: "Speaking of hands, be sure to put your hands together, for a brand new episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" / Instead of the normal show open, Spongebob, Sandy, and Larry, star in a shot for shot remake of the Thompson Twins music video "Hold Me Now", while singing that song! Spongebob sings: "I have a picture pinned to my wall. An image of you and of me and we're laughing and loving it all. But look at our life now. All tattered and torn. We fuss and we fight and delighting with tears as we cry until dawn. Oh, whoa! Hold me now, whoa! Warm my heart! Stay with me! Let loving start, Let loving start! You say I'm a dreamer. We're two of a kind. Both of us searching for some perfect world we know we'll never find. So perhaps I should leave here! Yeah, yeah, go far away! But you know that there's nowhere that I'd rather be than with you here today! Oh, whoa, oh, whoa! Hold me now, whoa! Warm my heart! Stay with me! Let loving start, Let loving start! Hold me now, whoa! Warm my heart! Stay with me! Let loving start, Let loving start, whoa! (Musical Break) You ask if I love you. Well, what can I say? You know that I do, and that this is just one of those games that we play. So I'll sing you a new song. Please don't cry any more! I'll even ask your forgiveness though I don't know just what I'm asking it for! Oh, whoa, oh, whoa! Hold me now! (Hold me in your loving arms). Warm my heart! (Warm my cold and tired heart)! Stay with me! (Oh, won't you stay with me)! Let loving start, Let loving start! Hold me now! (Hold me in your loving arms). Warm my heart! (Warm my cold and tired heart)! Stay with me! (Oh, won't you stay with me! Let loving start! Let loving start! Hold me now! (Hold me in your loving arms). Warm my heart! (Warm my cold and tired heart)! Stay with me! (Oh, won't you stay with me! Let loving start! Let loving start!" / And the Music Video and the song ends! / "The Legend Of The Lost Arms Of Venus De Milo!" / Tigress and Po are together in the same room, Tigress says: "Po, I just want to make one thing clear to you; I would NEVER have devoured Master Coelaceanth, if I thought that maybe his soul would still survive! If I thought for one second that was actually going to happen, of COURSE I wouldn't have done it! And you KNOW I wouldn't have hurt you under normal circumstances, it was the only way that I could FORCE Master Coelaceanth out of my body! And yes, it was WRONG for me to antagonize Aang, especially now that Master Coelaceanth is inside of him! I did some LOUSY things! Now I need YOUR help to try to get Aang eliminated, so that we can handle him without suffering Penalty Votes! In short, I'd just like to say; help, I need somebody. Help, not just anybody. Help, you know I need someone. Help!" Po sighs, and says: "Tigress, we've been through a lot together, and I know that you've always wanted to be the Dragon Warrior. I think the reason Master Oogway didn't select you, was precisely BECAUSE you were NEVER the type to admit your mistakes or ask for help! But what you have JUST said...!...Well, that took a lot of courage! And the fact that you admitted your mistakes to me, in words that I NEVER thought you would say, indicates that you've finally lost some of your Kung Fu Arrogance! Of COURSE I'll do what I can to try to eliminate Aang! The safety of ALL the contestants, comes before trying to win some game show!" Tigress genuinely says: "Thank you, Po! I promise you, I will NOT forget this noble thing you're doing for me!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now those days are gone, and I'm not so self-assured. Now I find, I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors. Yes, that song may be 57 years old, but it still rings true. I thought I could handle anything that came my way myself. But when Master Coelaceanth tried to hijack my body, I almost LOST everything because of that! I can't afford to let that happen EVER again! Although, in some weird way, I do have to thank Master Coelaceanth. He made me truly realize, just what TRUE evil looks like, and if he didn't force me to confront my OWN insecurities, I never would've realized just why I WAS acting so arrogant! It's been so LONG since the last time I saw my Dad, I've been TRYING to forget all the times he...exceeded my OWN abilities! Thankfully, I realized that trying to beat Spongebob, is NOT the same as...winning over my father. It never could be, and I have to accept that. However, that doesn't mean that I can't use this experience to grow and become better from it, because I certainly CAN grown and become better! First thing's first; Aang gets eliminated, than we deal with Master Coelaceanth." / Po says: "When it comes to exceeded physical limits, Tigress could do that easily! But overcoming emotional insecurities? That's always been Tigress' hard point! And that breakthrough we just had, indicates that she's FINALLY outgrowing her old Arrogant behavior! Of couse, I was NEVER going to TELL her she was arrogant! She HAD to realize that for herself! And now that she has, now I KNOW that I can help her with ANYTHING she needs, because I know that she respects me!" (End Confessional) Haggis has gathered the remaining Blue Barracudas and Silver Snakes together, minus Aang. Haggis asks: "Any new developments on Aang?" Daggett says: "Not a blasted word! He's locked himself up TIGHT in his trailer, and if he and/or Master Coelaceanth are having any ideas, they are keeping those ideas to themselves!" Kitty says: "Maybe it's better this way. After all, Aang can't POSSIBLY counter our ideas if he DOESN'T join in on our team meetings! We can use this to our advantage!" Zim says: "Reality check; Master Coelaceanth is inside of Aang! He is LARGE, and in CHARGE!" Blonda says: "Zim does have one point; as long as Master Coelaceanth is inside of Aang's body, there's no telling WHAT kind of terrible things he might try to do! Granted, he can't kill! But that STILL leave's a lot of room for other kinds of suffering that ISN'T killing!" Harvey Beaks says: "I'd hate to say it, but you Silver Snakes might have to THROW the challenge this time!" Snaptrap asks: "Are you crazy AND naive?" Harvey asks: "Why couldn't it work? I mean, as long as Master Coelaceanth is inside Aang's body, your team is basically MINUS one contestant anyways! And let's not forget; even if Aang IS a good athlete, you WILL have to think about the Team Merge eventually! He WAS helpful; but after the team merge, he'd be a threat to ALL of us!" Taotie says: "And I'm surprised that I can't argue with that!" Gonard says: "Besides, we have a golden opportunity to do it! Aang already PLAYED the Immunity Pendant last time! He can't get another one until AFTER this challenge!" Haggis says: "Than I say we do it! Who's WITH me?!" But nobody raises their hands! Haggis asks: "What? No enthusiasm?" Sway-Sway says: "Look, we really LIKE your good plan, it's a GREAT plan, and we like everything about your plan, except for one thing!" Haggis asks: "Well, what would THAT be?" Buhdeuce says: "You're TOO old to pull it off!" Haggis says: "Are you CRAZY?! Blonda is MILLIONS of times older than I am!" Bubble Bass says: "Technically, yes. But the difference is, is that she DOESN'T look it, and STILL has the skills to back up her looks!" Zarbon says: "Bottom line is, you may HAVE the ambition, but you LACK the stamina! You can't catch up! You should save your strength for something you can ACTUALLY do, and LEAVE getting rid of Aang to me!" Haggis asks: "And what makes you think that SO you're capable?" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "DUH! He's ZARBON! And while his strength CAN'T hold a candle to the likes of Cell or the Androids, he's probably a LOT stronger than most normal humans could ever be! Statistically speaking, Zarbon's our best shot!" Haggis says: "Well, would YOU have come up with that idea if I hadn't FIRST?!" Fee says: "What difference does it make, whoever does the idea? Point is, you do the idea!" Dudley says: "Tell you what; Chameleon and I can give you a hug as a consolation prize!" Haggis says: "The only consolation prize I want is the breakfast buffet!" Chameleon asks: "THAN the hug?" Haggis says: "Don't hold your breath!" And Haggis walks out of his trailer, and SLAMS the door shut! Yakety says: "Don't tell anybody, but I'm totally NOT going to hold my breath!" Squidward says: "Nobody was expecting you to! And Bulma?" Bulma asks: "What do YOU want?" Squidward says: "I need to discuss a matter with you in PRIVATE!" Bulma says: "Sure, I'll discuss whatever you want! There's only ONE catch though!" Squidward says: "I KNEW it was too good to be true!" Bulma says: "It's not LIKE that! It's no big deal! Sometime during this season, I'll ask you for a favor, and you just do it. No questions asked! What do you say?" Zarbon says: "Don't GO for it, Squidward! Bulma has a HABIT of BETRAYING whoever HELPS her the most!" Bulma says: "HAD a habit, HAD!" Squidward says: "Okay, than! Now, let's go discuss that matter!" Bulma says: "Just remember; a favor now, for a favor later!" (Confessional) Bulma and Squidward are together. Squidward says: "I guess the trouble all started when I was three. My father would tell me that I was NEVER to associate with sponges or become friends with them, because sponges were the EPITOME of stupidity and usefulness! And one day, I saw a very young Spongebob running around! I didn't even know his name, but I was fascinated on how he could take the simplest things, like blowing bubbles, and make them fun. That originally inspired my decision to do art, and create masterpieces! I created many different mediums of art revolving around that sponge! I was going to show it to him and officially introduce myself..." Bulma asks: "Than, what happened?" Squidward says: "I CAN'T remember!" Bulma asks: "Can't, or won't?" Squidward says: "CAN'T! If I DID, do you think I would NEED to talk to you right now?" Bulma says: "Well, what's the first thing you DO remember after that?" Squidward says: "I woke up, and looked to see my room, full of ruined masterpieces, all shattered to pieces, and I resolved to myself that I would NEVER become friends with a sponge, and have my masterpieces ruined again!" Bulma says: "Well, who do YOU think broke them?" Squidward gasps, and he says: "You don't think?!" Bulma says: "I'm afraid I do! I hate to say it, but your father must have seen your artwork, read you the RIOT act, and basically went King Triton on DESTROYING all of your artwork!" Squidward sighs in realization, and he says: "So THAT'S the real reason I've irrationally been hating Spongebob." Bulma says: "Sure! You TRIED to forget what your father DID to your artworks ALL these years, and because you couldn't take out your anger on your father, you took it out on the guy YOUR father irrationally hated, Spongebob!" Squidward says: "And to think, I've spent ALL this wasted time, hating the WRONG guy!" Bulma says: "Nothing is wasted time, if you can LEARN from it!" Squidward says: "Spongebob wants to be friends with me, but I'm not sure if I can. It would go against EVERYTHING I've said to him in the past 26 years!" Bulma says: "So what if it DOES? The only thing that is CONSISTENT about people, or octopus', in your case, is that they are FREE to change their mind; constantly, if they so choose! If I weren't free to change MY mind, I'd STILL be a petty, vain, stuck-up girl with no empathy for others!" Squidward says: "So, if I'm free to change my mind, does that mean that I should give being friends with Spongebob another shot?" Bulma says: "I wouldn't!" Squidward asks: "But why?" Bulma yells: "HELLO! As long as he is STILL a contestant on this show, he is STILL ultimately your enemy! He's OBVIOUSLY thinking about the Final Five right now!" / Spongebob says: "You'll NEVER guess what I found in my SOCK last night! Go ahead, guess!" / Bulma says: "The bottom line is, Squidward, he will be bringing his A game to the table, so YOU have to do the same!" Squidward says: "But what if I have to compete WITH him in another challenge?" Bulma says: "Look! You'll just have to tell Spongebob, in NO uncertain terms, that you and he will never, EVER be ANYTHING resembling friends once this game show is over! You'll be doing him a FAVOR in the long run!" Squidward asks: "How do you figure that?" Bulma says: "It's called, 'Be Cruel To Be Kind'. It's the secret of MY success!" / Zarbon says: "Frankly, I don't know WHAT kind of game Bulma is trying to play, and I don't care! Just so long as she is NOT doing it with me!" / Bulma is alone, and she says: "I HAD to say what I said to Squidward! HELLO! If Squidward actually became FRIENDS with Spongebob, it would jepordize MY chances of being able to get Squidward to do what I WANT him to do! Now that the S.S. Aang has set sail, mingling, and making an alliance with contestants who have never PERSONALLY interacted with me is my best option! I've already GOT Squidward! I just need to make sure that I've got Sandy, Gerald, Fee, Jenny, Bubble Bass, and Yakety Yak in my back pocket, and I'll be to the Final Five quicker than you can say 'Easy Street'. Like Tigress, it's not the money I'm after, it's to prove a point that I can do BETTER playing a legitimate game, than I EVER did trying to cheat my way to the top!" / Squidward is alone, and he says: "Even though I know WHAT the reason for my hatred is, I STILL don't know what to do in regards to Spongebob!" / Harvey says: "It must be HARD being Haggis! People are starting to listen to MY ideas, but they seem to no longer be listening to HIS! I guess what I'm feeling, is what the other contestants would call, 'Empathy'. It's kind of WEIRD to feel something you've never felt before!" / Gonard says: "Haggis may have knowledge, but when it comes to stamina, he ranks at the bottom of the barrel! As long as his knowledge outweighs his lack of stamina, we'll keep him around. But, there may come a time where Haggis just MIGHT have to be eliminated. It's nothing personal, it's just the way the game has to be played!" / Bubble Bass says: "I HAD to defend Blonda! HELLO! She's my WIFE! And NOBODY makes wise-cracks about my WIFE'S technical age! I certainly don't!" / Chameleon says: "I don't know WHY Haggis would turn down a free hug from me and Dudley! Our hugs are among some of the best things in the whole world; right up there to breakfast buffets and rainbows!" / Haggis says: "While I've heard wise-cracks about my age for quite some time now, saying that I lack the stamina to pull off a plan is going TOO far! Why is it that the moment you HIT 60, people just STOP taking you seriously?! Under the right conditions, certain people can live for ANOTHER 60 years! And I'm not about to let THEM dictate when I'm finished! I'LL decide when I'M finished!" (End Confessional) After the lengthy confessionals, a gong is rung, and over the loud-speakers, Sniz announces: "Attention Green Monkeys and Blue Barracudas, Kaput and Johnny Krill have been eliminated at the last Elimination Ceremony! Please come to the Moat to hear about our next challenge! That is all!" Spongebob says: "WOW! I never thought Johnny Krill would get eliminated THIS early! I'm sure Squidward's just as nervous as I am!" Treeflower says: "Personally, I don't know WHAT Squidward is feeling right now; all I know is, are you going to MAKE Squidward freak out AGAIN?!" Spongebob gets defensive, and he says: "HEY! I have NEVER intentionally made anybody FREAK out! Squidward is in charge of his OWN emotions, just in the same way that I'm in charge of my OWN emotions!" Darwin asks: "Are you SURE about that?" Spongebob asks: "Why do you ask?" Stimpy honestly says: "Well, you DO tend to CRY at the drop of a hat." Spongebob says: "Only if the hat is REALLY expensive, or my Krusty Krab Hat! The point is, I can keep my emotions under control!" Marlene says: "All right, we'll take your word for it. Just remember, we've only been through TWO challenges so far. We have a LONG way to go, yet!" Spongebob says: "Don't worry about me, I've got the stuff! It's Monster I'm worried about?" Monster says: "Why would you SAY that?!" Dog says: "Well, you haven't exactly MADE much of an impression!" Monster says: "Well, that's because you're NOT making any USE of my skills!" Wally says: "Well, it WOULD help us to know what you can bring to the table!" Monster says: "Well, I AM super-strong!" Keswick says: "So is Super Chum!" Super Chum says: "It's true! In fact, I actually have to hold MY strength back, lest I accidentally BREAK something!" Monster says: "I have horns!" Heffer says: "I do, to! Mostly because, I AM a steer!" Monster struggles, and he says: "I'm purple!" Otto sarcastically says: "Congratulations, Monster! The minute that BEING purple becomes USEFUL in winning a challenge, please let ME know so that I can plan a ticker-tape parade!" Buhduece says: "UGH! Just IGNORE that idiot! I'm sure you can put your skills to use for SOMETHING!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Since I can't see inside of Spongebob's mind, I'll simply have to take him at face value, when he says that he is not intentionally making Squidward freak out. All I know is, I know ALL of Spongebob's POSSIBLE antics! There is no way that HE is going to catch ME off guard!" / Stimpy says: "I can totally emphasize with crying. I cry with the knowledge that even someone as good as me, couldn't heal Ren of all the emotional trauma he must have had in his life. The only consolation I have, is knowing that NOBODY tried as hard to heal Ren as I did!" / Marlene says: "Honestly, I was more trying to talk to MYSELF than I was trying to talk to Spongebob! I mean, I have NEVER been forced to be on my own THIS early in a season of competition! I'm in uncharted waters! So, until further notice, I'll NEED every single member of my team to be on their A game as much as possible! And if there's a weak link, we'll have to get rid of it! I just sure hope it isn't Spongebob, that's the LAST guy that I want to vote off this season!" / Super Chum says: "It's not enough to have Super Strength, you also need to have a required Secondary Power; the ability to CONTROL your Super Strength!" / Otto says: "The first time I competed, I was really unique in terms of skills, athletics, and prowess. But with all these NEW contestants on the scene, it makes me realize that I need to stay current as to what will be expected of me as a contestant! I may only be human, but if REGGIE can win a season, I can to! I just have to keep my eyes on the prize!" / Buhdeuce says: "Somebody had to support Monster. And if I didn't, who would?!" / Monster says: "My team is DEPENDING on me to prove that I can be useful to them! Now, it's up to ME to prove that I have the skills to back up my words! I have to prove that I have as much of a right to be on this season as they do!" (End Confessional) The contestants put on their team colors, and make their way to the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome, contestants, to a brand new challenge! Although, that IS kind of redundant to say, since ANY challenge you face this season will PROBABLY be a new one for you! Still, this is one that will REALLY be, 'Hands on' if you know what I mean!" Sandy says: "Not really!" Sniz says: "Well, Olmec can TELL us why today's challenge will be 'Hands on', when he tells us about today's legend!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is The Legend Of The Lost Arms Of Venus De Milo!" Sniz says: "Thank you Olmec! You four teams will have to battle it out! And in the end, only two of you will be able to have a chance to retrieve the Lost Arms Of Venus De Milo! But first, you have to get across the Moat! Here is how the Moat will work this time! In Ancient Greek times, when the Venus De Milo was first built, they would travel on water, by using oar paddle in a boat! Today, you will be doing the same! In groups of five, THAN four, each team must time their strokes carefully, to get across the Moat! Once one group is across the Moat, send your boat back on the rope pulley system, and the next group will get to go across. Just like the last time, your positions will be determined based on where you finish your journey across the moat!" Aang says: "And WE all know who will be finishing FIRST today, DON'T we, Tigress?! Don't tell me, I'm too modest!" And Tigress looks disgusted! (Confessional) Tigress says: "Did I REALLY sound THAT conceited and STUCK-UP when I was FULL of myself?! Why didn't anybody TELL me that I was sounding SO stupid?!" Than it hits her, and she face-palms herself, as she says: "Because somebody DID tell me, and I was STILL too conceited and stuck-up to hear it! TYPICAL!" / Aang chuckles, and in his own voice, he says: "Payback is a female dog, ISN'T it, Tigress?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Green Monkeys, you will have to sit out two members, and for the other teams except for the Silver Snakes, you will have to sit out one member." Stimpy says: "I'll sit this one out. The water is reminding me of how much I miss...Lil!" Spongebob says: "And I'll sit this one out, so I can CHEER Squidward!" Squidward, without any emotion says: "Thank you, Spongebob." Bulma asks Squidward: "THIS is HOW you break the HARD truth to him?!" Squidward says: "You gotta pick your battles, Bulma!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Too bad Squidward NEVER picks ANY!" / Stimpy says: "Why am I still thinking about Ren?! He's the LAST guy I should be thinking about! I told myself that when he went to jail, that was the END of his importance to my life, so why does my mind keep thinking about him?! I guess that song by Chicago got it right, Ren; you're a hard habit to break!" / Spongebob says: "I think Squidward's making PROGRESS! He didn't IGNORE me this time!" (End Confessional) Jenny says: "I'll sit this one out! I can't go for a walk without rusting in the rain, let alone, SWIM in it!" Fee says: "And I'll sit this one out to! I just got myself a perm, and I DON'T want to get it wet!" (Confessional) Fee says: "Any aspiring future model, must always make sure to take great pride in keeping their hair maintained to the best of their ability! It may be hard work, but it's always worth it!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Daggett, Haggis, Zim, Kitty, and Snaptrap, you'll make up the first group for the Silver Snakes! Treeflower, Darwin, Marlene, Dog, and Keswick, you'll make up the first group for the Green Monkeys! Otto, Sandy, Judy, Gerald, and Pearl, you'll make up the first group for the Red Jaguars! Sway-Sway, Harvey, Gonard, Dudley, and Squidward, you'll make up the first group for the Blue Barracudas! Everyone else except for the contestants who are sitting out, will make up the next group! On your mark, get set, go!" And the Silver Snakes START off impressive, as Haggis grits and says: "I'm going to show you that I STILL have STAMINA, and I'm NOT going to throw in the towel YET!" Zim says: "That's GREAT! So can you get..." Haggis says: "A life-time of experience is MORE important than cheap stamina ANY DAY!" Kitty says: "In acting, SURE! But we're not..." Haggis says: "The thing about GAINING experience, is that you learn by..." Snaptrap yells: "Would you LISTEN to US?!" Haggis says: "A traitor like YOU? NEVER!" Daggett asks: "Than would you listen to me?!" Haggis says: "Of course! By the way, can you tell me if we've won yet?" Than the camera pans out to reveal that they haven't MADE much progress at all, while the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars have already GOTTEN across, and are sending their row-boats back! Daggett says: "No, but we HAVE made it a WHOLE four feet from where we STARTED!" Haggis asks: "How can THAT be?! I've been paddling as HARD as I CAN!" Aang screams: "You're doing it WRONG!!!! You've got to dig in DEEP!!!!" Haggis gets fed up, and he shouts: "Listen, you little punk! I don't know how YOU were raised, but it's NOT becoming for a guy who CLAIMS to be a hero like you!" Zim says: "Haggis, this REALLY isn't the time for..." Haggis says: "I am SICK and tired of every YOUNG punk who comes along to Hollywood who thinks they know EVERYTHING!" Kitty asks: "Could you spare the speech for...?" Haggis says: "When I was YOUNG, people RESPECTED their elders, and I EXPECT the same!" Snaptrap says: "I'd respect you MORE if you..." Haggis says: "ELIMINATED you?! Don't think I WON'T the way YOU'RE behaving!" Daggett says: "Well, the way YOU'RE behaving is COSTING us the RACE!" Haggis asks: "WHAT?!" And he turns around to see the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys finish first! Sniz says: "And it's over! The Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys will be working together yet AGAIN! Blue Barracudas and Silver Snakes, let us ALL hope that you are able to work a LOT better THIS time, than you did LAST time!" Aang yells: "You BETTER deliver! I will NOT allow OUR team to lose a THIRD time!" Haggis says: "First time for everything! Just remember, there is NO Immunity Pendant for you THIS time!" Aang chuckles, and he says: "At the rate of YOUR stamina, I don't think I'll even NEED it!" And Haggis gulps nervously! (Confessional) Haggis looks at his worn hands, and he says: "Has my stamina really degraded THAT much?! Have I really lost so much pep and vigor? I thought that as long as I could move, that would be enough! But now, I'm not so sure! If I can't even help row ONE row-boat across a moat, what good can I possibly be in a challenge?" / Daggett says: "I guess what the Rolling Stones song said is true; what a DRAG it is getting old!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right, everyone! Take five and dry up! Because when we come back, we're get ready for the Steps of Knowledge, and today's challenge, on Total Cartoon Legends! Don't touch that dial, if you STILL have one!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants are at the steps of knowledge! General Barracuda says: "Hey! I'm finally in the show! All right, contestants; as soon as Sniz gets back, Olmec will tell you about the legend, than he will ask questions to see how well you paid attention! And Green Monkeys?" Darwin answers: "Yes?" General Barracuda says: "If ONE of you is SMART to get to the bottom of the Steps of Knowledge first, you'll receive an Immunity Pendant of Life!" Spongebob says: "That's GREAT! I can TOTALLY do that!" Treeflower says: "Are YOU kidding?! He said; 'SMART', not 'STUPID'!" Spongebob yells: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Treeflower pressed Spongebob's 'Berserk Button', she shouldn't have DONE that!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "I thought you were OVER the whole, 'I'm better than everyone else in the competition' trait that you had in your FIRST two seasons!" Treeflower says: "I'm STILL smarter than you, and the ONLY one qualified to get us to the bottom!" Stimpy groans, and he says: "Come on, Treeflower, DON'T do this to Spongebob!" Spongebob asks: "Are you CHALLENGING me?!" Treeflower says: "That would IMPLY that you are a THREAT to me! And we ALL know that YOU'RE no threat to ANYBODY, because you are just TOO WEAK!!!!" And with a SUDDEN burst of golden energy; Spongebob yells in a deep voice: "SPONGEBOB IS NOT WEAK!!!!" And it dissipates in an instant, taking EVERYBODY aback! (Confessional) Aang morphs into Master Coelaceanth's garb, and in Master Coelaceanth's voice, even HE nervously asks: "Have I ACTUALLY been underestimating that sponge this WHOLE time?! NO sponge should be capable of producing a power level THAT high, especially NOT him! I may have to accelerate my plans for ELIMINATING that sponge to be sooner, rather than later!" Aang morphs back into his own clothes, and in his own voice says: "That's FINE with me! I don't want to have THAT stupid sponge messing up MY plans to win this season ANYWAYS!" / Zarbon says: "I always thought that if I ever actually WITNESSED a Super Saiyan, it would come from an ACTUAL Saiyan! Not some...sponge! How did he ever GET such power in the FIRST place?!" / General Barracuda says: "Back in season three, when I tried to make Spongebob my personal apprentice, when I tried to TRICK him into thinking that he had NO free will and thus was as bad as I was; during his transformation, I briefly saw him turn GOLD! I thought that was a fluke, but it looks like I may have unlocked MORE than I bargained for! I guess even Spongebob has a BREAKING point; I'm just glad that I'm NOT the one who broke it!" / Tigress says: "Did I ACTUALLY almost cause THAT?! I've fought a LOT of things, but a BERSERK sponge Hell bent on DESTROYING you is NOT one of them! I can't IMAGINE how much Spongebob has been holding back his repressed anger from the people who have tormented him ALL of these years! And it seems like Treeflower's comment was FINALLY the thing that caused him to reach the tipping point! I just hope Spongebob can keep control of himself, for his own sake! If there's one thing I've learned, is that with great power, comes GREAT responsibility!" / Spongebob says: "I think I just BLACKED out for a bit! Did something just happen?! Everybody's acting SCARED of me for some reason!" / Squidward says: "Maybe it IS a good thing that I'm NOT trying to antagonize Spongebob anymore! I wouldn't want to have to fight him in THAT state like...EVER!!!!" / Treeflower gulps nervously, and she says: "Well, that blows MY whole 'Spongebob is weak' theory out of the water! I did NOT sign up for this!" (End Confessional) Sniz comes back, and he says: "Okay, contestants! I'm ready to begin the Steps of Knowledge! Why does everyone look so scared?" Daggett says: "Little Miss Stuck-Up TREEFLOWER had to be a BIG SHOT, didn't you?! You HAD to OPEN up your MOUTH! She insulted Spongebob RIGHT to his face, and caused him to ROYALLY freak out!" Spongebob asks: "I FREAKED out?!" Sandy asks: "You DON'T even remember?!" Spongebob says: "No! I just remember, Treeflower told me something...than, NOTHING, until I wound up in the Confessional!" Dog says: "I always thought that if somebody were to LOSE it, that Spongebob would've been the LAST contestant that would've faced that possibility!" Keswick says: "Well, the answer is OBVIOUS; just don't INSULT Spongebob again!" Otto says: "I won't! But you can't COUNT on the Silver Snakes not to try something THAT stupid and dangerous! As far as I'm concerned, you can't trust them as far as you can THROW them, especially not SNAPTRAP!" Snaptrap says: "STOP doing that!" Kitty says: "You mean, singling YOU out?" Snaptrap says: "Exactly! It's getting on my nerves!" Dudley says: "Well, now you know how WE feel every time YOU threaten Petropolis!" (Confessional) Daggett grabs out a notebook, and he writes in it! Daggett says: "Note to self; NEVER insult Spongebob!" / Spongebob says: "Blacked OUT?! I haven't blacked out since the time I had Fluffy Puffy! I...honestly don't remember anything about it, but Gary says I acted COMPLETELY O.O.C! I don't LIKE acting like that! I think I better talk to Sandy when I get a chance! She'll know how to deal with it!" / Sandy says: "I honestly DON'T know how to deal with that! That kind of anger, I've never SEEN from Spongebob before! It's not healthy to just HOLD that anger in all the time! Sooner or later, it's GOING to come out! I just hope I can figure out just WHAT it is, and help Spongebob deal with it in a healthy way!" / Otto says: "I always call it the way I see it! Snaptrap is the lowest of the low! He and Angelica DESERVE each other!" / Dudley says: "I hate to admit it, but it felt so GOOD to finally be able to tell Snaptrap off like that!" / Snaptrap groans, and he says: "FINE! I suppose I DESERVED that! But do I look like the type who would TRY to insult Spongebob after witnessing a FREAK OUT like that?! Rhetorical question; and I wouldn't! I value my own life TOO much to EVER risk a beatdown, even if it IS from a sponge!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I'm sure that what you've been through is VERY interesting, but can we PLEASE just get through an episode where EVERYTHING happens the way it's supposed to?" Gerald says: "You'll have to ask the Silver Snakes about that! Because the rest of us are playing with a full deck, but they sure aren't!" Taotie says: "Hey! I haven't acted devious or evil on THIS season ONCE!" Po says: "So FAR!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I know they want to catch me doing something, but they can keep WAITING, because it's NEVER going to happen! / Gerald says: "No matter what happens, I plan on keeping MY cool this season; with or without any unexpected developments!" (End Confessional) Monster says: "I think we can get through an episode! Just one question before we do!" Sniz asks: "What would that be?" Monster says: "I thought one of the reasons Fondue was jailed, was because he allowed Bubble Bass and Po to run around naked without a permit, but they are STILL naked right now! What gives?" Sniz says: "Well, we didn't WANT to impose anything on our contestants that THEY didn't want, so this season, I made sure to fill out the PROPER forms, and it allows Bubble Bass and Po to be the best versions of themselves! I mean, if they're not forcing ANYBODY to be like them, it wouldn't be right for us, to force TEHM to be like us!" Wally says: "And that's a logic that I can TOTALLY agree with!" Zarbon says: "Oh, yeah?! Bubble Bass, you think you're SO smart being naked, what are you going to do if it gets COLD where you live?!" Bubble Bass smugly replies: "That's the reason I SAVED my Wolf Boy costume for just such an occasion!" Monster says: "All right! That's fine with me!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Well, Bubble Bass may not be one of the PRETTIEST creatures on this planet, but he's definitely one of the SMARTEST! I actually have to kind of respect that!" / Bubble Bass says: "While I don't think I'm on the same level as Bulma Briefs is, when it comes to being 'Crazy Prepared', I think I do pretty well for myself. It will be interesting to see how I stack up against the master schemer herself. In a way, I could probably learn a lot from her...on what NOT to do in a competition! And I already have a pretty good idea on what that looks like!" / Monster says: "The best version of themselves! I wonder what the best version of MYSELF would be like?" / Wally says: "Not everybody is lucky to have a robot buddy named Yay-Ok, or a buddy like Bubble Bass to help me be the best version of myself! That's why I'm glad to know them! I feel more like the best version of myself around them, than anyone else I know!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! It's time to reveal the contestants who will be tackling the Steps Of Knowledge! For the Silver Snakes, it's Aang and Haggis! For the Green Monkeys, it's Spongebob and Stimpy! For the Red Jaguars, it's Sandy and Judy! And for the Blue Barracudas, it's Gonard and Bubble Bass! Now, Olmec will tell us about the Legend of the Lost Arms of Venus De Milo!" Olmec says: "During the Hellenistic Period of Ancient Greece, between 150 through 125 B.C.E., Alexandros of Antioch carved a statue out of Parian marble, measuring 6 feet eight inches high. The Greeks called it 'Afrodíti tis Mílou', or as the English speaking world has come to know it, the Venus De Milo. Believed to depict Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess of Love, the Venus De Milo has come to be known as one of the most famous works of Ancient Greek sculpture! The Venus De Milo originally had arms, and it is said that when Hercules was completing his 12 labors to become a Greek God, he accidentally threw a pebble too hard, and caused the arms to BREAK off of the statue! The statue became lost sometime during the fourth century A.C.E., but was rediscovered in 1820, on the island of Milos, Greece. While the statue itself is now displayed in the Louvre Museum of France, the arms themselves became lost to the mists of time, until they found their way to the temple! Your task is to retrieve the lost arms of Venus De Milo, and bring it back to the Temple entrance!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the lost arms of Venus De Milo be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Arms of Venus De Milo can be found at the bottom of the Devils' Slide, inside the Mine Shaft!" Sniz says: "All right! Teams, you will take turns answering questions! Green Monkeys, if you are the first team to get down, you will get an Immunity Pendant of Life, and the second team down will get an advantage in the final challenge! Olmec, it's time to ask the questions!" Olmec asks: "When was the Venus De Milo originally carved?" Spongebob rings in and he says: "Between 150 through 125 B.C.E." Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Treeflower go down a step. Taotie says: "So you CAN answer one question, do you think ANYBODY is impressed?!" Tigress says: "I'm impressed that HIS foot moved FASTER than mine! Of course, it DOES help if you have SOMETHING to prove!" Taotie asks: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Tigress says: "Spongebob has INCENTIVE to prove himself, YOU don't! And that can make ALL the difference in the world!" And Taotie just growls angrily! (Confessional) Treeflower groans, and she says: "OOH, I kind of HATE it that SPONGEBOB answered, and got it RIGHT! That should be ME! Of course, I can't AFFORD to tick him off again, I HAD to suck it up, no matter how much I HATED it!" / Tigress says: "I never thought the little sponge could manage to impress me. Spongebob MAY be a more interesting opponent than I gave him credit for, and that doesn't happen often for me!" / Bubble Bass says: "The challenging thing when playing against Spongebob, is that you can't be EXACTLY sure of what he is thinking at any given moment! Underestimating him could be the BIGGEST mistake during your time as a contestant! And while I have a good idea as to what he can do, he has NEVER before exhibited such a level of anger and determination, and those are two VASTLY conducive factors to consider, when facing off against an opponent, no matter WHAT level of skill you THINK they might have! I'm last season's champion, and I think that even I'LL have a hard time competing against him!" (End Confessional) Olmec says: "Who carved the statue of the Venus De Milo?" And Spongebob rings AGAIN! Spongebob says: "Alexandros of Antioch!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Treeflower go down ANOTHER step! Taotie ACTUALLY starts to sweat and he says: "Okay, NOW I'm a little nervous!" Daggett sarcastically retorts: "You THINK?! If Spongebob gets the NEXT one correct, Aang will ROYALLY freak!" And Daggett motions to Aang, whose face is LITERALLY turning red with anger! Daggett adds: "Of course, it's currently impossible to tell if it's Aang, Master Coelaceanth, or BOTH, who are feeling that way!" (Confessional) Aang screams: "WHEN DID SPONGEBOB GET SO SMART?!" / Bubble Bass says: "Didn't I say it? Underestimating Spongebob is a BIG weakness! If Master Coelaceanth thought it was BAD losing to me, can you imagine how he would react if SPONGEBOB managed to beat him? The blow to his ego would be absolutely crushing, and dangerous! I'm not sure whether I should be excited about the prospect, or nervous! Either way, I'll grab a bag of popcorn for when the action goes down!" / Daggett says: "And here I thought it would be EASY for me to outlast Spongebob in a season AGAIN! Looks like THAT ship is sinking fast, just like the Edmund Fitzgerald, which I ONLY know of because of that Gordon Lightfoot song!" (End Confessional) Olmec says: "Where was the Venus De Milo rediscovered?" And Spongebob rings AGAIN! Spongebob says: "On the island of Milos, Greece!" Olmec says: "That is correct! You have completed the Steps of Knowledge!" Sniz says: "Congratulations, Spongebob! And for answering ALL your team's questions, YOU get the Immunity Pendant of Life for the Green Monkeys!" Otto simply says: "Hmmph! Your LUCK will run out EVENTUALLY, Spongebob!" Spongebob snarkily says: "Lucky for me, I'm not RELYING on luck, I'm relying on KNOWLEDGE, that I have absorbed by reading a LOT of books! You ought to TRY it sometime!" Gerald says: "BURN!!!!" Otto sputters, and he says: "When did HE learn how to SNARK?!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I can accept a LOT of things! Suzie being the breadwinner of OUR house?! Okay! Spongebob actually BEING smart? FINE! But trying to out-snark me is where I draw the LINE! Nobody over snarks me and gets away with it! He is going down on PRINCIPLE!" / Treeflower says: "I can't BELIEVE I didn't get to answer a SINGLE question! Is Spongebob TRYING to make ME look USELESS?! It's MY job to make OTHER contestants look USELESS! If he DIDN'T have the Pendant of Life right NOW...I guess I've got no choice but to FORCE him to play it the next chance we get! If ANYBODY is getting to the Final Two, it's GOING to be ME!!!!" / Tigress MOCKS Treeflower, and she says: "If anybody is getting to the Final Two, it's going to be ME! Does SHE even LISTEN to herself when she TALKS?! I sure wish I did, I could've SAVED myself a lot of trouble!" (End Confessional) However, Spongebob's win DAMAGES a NERVE deep in Master Coelaceanth's psyche, and Aang, in Master Coelaceanth's voice, screams: "I will NOT LET MYSELF BE HUMILIATED BY A SPONGE!!!!" And he RAISES his arms in frustration; but as he does so, his arms ACCIDENTALLY brush up against Haggis McHaggis, and even THAT little brush causes Haggis to FALL down the Steps of Knowledge, resulting in a SICKENING CRACK!!!! Kitty screams: "Aang, you JERK!!!! What have YOU done?!" Aang, in his normal voice, says: "It was an ACCIDENT! I SWEAR! I wouldn't have done that on PURPOSE! How was I supposed to know he could lose his balance THAT easily?!" General Barracuda says: "I reviewed the footage. His story checks out; he did NOT raise his arms with an intent to brush Haggis down the stairs!" Haggis groans, and he says: "HELP!!!! I've fallen and I...can't get up!" Blonda winces, and she says: "Ooh, that's not GOOD!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "You THINK?! We could be DOWN another player, and we haven't even LOST yet!" Zim says: "But we haven't even PLAYED the Final Challenge yet!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "That would IMPLY that you were CAPABLE of PERFORMING the Final Challenge, wouldn't it?!" (Confessional) Aang, in his normal voice says: "I did NOT want to lose HAGGIS this way! He was supposed to QUIT humiliated, not BREAK himself! This season isn't going the way I WANT it to at all!" / Haggis is in a full-body cast, and he sadly says: "This didn't USE to happen to me! The spirit is willing, but the rest of me...I guess maybe I'm NOT cut out to be a contestant anymore!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I'm calling it. Haggis, you are in clearly no condition to continue on in this competition. I'm calling in a Med Evac for your own health and safety. We will even PAY for all your medical bills and rehabilitation, if you PROMISE not to sue us!" Haggis groans, and he says: "I promise." Sniz asks: "Promise PROMISE? Not a fake promise? You're fingers aren't crossed are they?" And Haggis manages to lift up his un-crossed fingers. Sniz says: "Bada, Bing, take him away!" Bada and Bing bring out a stretcher, and they lay Haggis on it! Stimpy says: "Haggis, wait!" Haggis asks: "What do you want, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "Look, I'm just sorry we didn't get a chance to really interact this season. I just want you to know that there's still SO much I could've LEARNED from you!" Haggis says: "And I wish I could've shown you, but it looks like I no longer can!" Stimpy thinks about it, and he says: "Well, maybe you still CAN! You may not PHYSICALLY be able to do some things anymore, but you can STILL talk about them! You can write a book about your experiences, and be able to inspire people that way!" Haggis excitedly says: "Do you really think I can write a book?!" Stimpy says: "Sure! If anybody can do it, I'm SURE that you can!" Haggis says: "I'll do it! Thanks Stimpy, you've made me feel a lot better about this!" Stimpy says: "That's what I'm here for!" Haggis sighs in contentment, and he says: "All right, gorillas, take me away!" And Bada and Bing carry Haggis out of the competition. Sniz says: "Okay, with Haggis out of the competition, that officially means that the Silver Snakes won't have to face an Elimination Ceremony, having already LOST a member. Since we can't REALLY hold a Final Challenge with only three teams, I'll just say the Green Monkeys already HAVE a chance to enter the Temple, and go to a Sudden Death Tie-Breaker Question, between the Red Jaguars, and the Blue Barracudas! Whichever team answers this question correctly, WON'T have to face an Elimination Ceremony! Where is the Venus De Milo, currently on display?" And Sandy Cheeks rings in first, and she answers: "The Louvre Museum in Paris, France!" Sniz says: "That is correct! You are safe from elimination! Blue Barracudas, your fate awaits you once this challenge is over! Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars, you will get to go into the Temple! And NO, Tigress, you CAN'T compete again YET, you have to give someone ELSE a turn!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Fine! Judy Funny!" Pearl suspiciously asks: "You want JUDY to go in there? She's a guaranteed CATCH by the Temple Guards!" Tigress says: "EXACTLY!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "While I'm NOT egotistical, I STILL don't have time for LOSERS who are going to DRAG me down! If Judy wants to stay, she's going to have to prove herself, and her Temple Run will be a reflection on that!" / Pearl says: "I'll give Tigress points for brutal honesty." / Judy says: "It's time to put my acting skills to good use! Meg Ryan, eat your heart out!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Now, who's going for the Green Monkeys?" Monster raises his hand, and says: "I'll go! This is my chance to be the Best Version of myself!" Sniz says: "Very well! Olmec, tell us about the Temple!" Olmec says: "First, go into the Mummy's Crypt, and pull on the correct book, but beware of a Temple Guard! Next, cross the Bridge of Sighs, and using a key on the wall, open the correct pathway! Up above is the Observatory. Spin the Sundial, and go down into the Room of Harmonic Convergence. Place the Crystal Ball on the correct pedestal, which will allow you to go into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, and you can go into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the Clay Pots to find the key, which will allow you to go down the Devil's Slide. Down at the bottom is the Mine Shaft, where you can find the Lost Arms of Venus De Milo. Next, smash the stone wall, which will allow you to go into the Haunted Forest. Place the key into the correct tree, but beware of the spirit of a Temple Guard that may be haunting one of them! Next, go into the Room of Harmonic Convergence, and sit on the chair, in order to open the room back into the Pit. Than, climb through the Ledges, and find your way out of the Temple!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Are you ready, Judy!" Judy says: "Practically BORN that way!" Sniz says: "Than let's put three minutes on the clock! On your mark, get set, GO!" And Sniz narrates the action as Judy goes along! Sniz says: "Judy runs into the Mummy's Crypt, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! She gives up her Pendant of Life, and she's pulled on the correct book! She's looking for the Key on the Wall, she finds it! Now to find the right door, and she's found it! Up into the Observatory! She spins the Sundial, and down into the Room of Harmonic Convergence! Another Temple Guard! Go Monster, go! He's going through the Mummy's Crypt, across the Bridge of Sighs, into the Observatory, and down into the Room of Harmoic Convergence! He's got the Crystal Ball, and he's found the right pedestal! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! He's got the Base, he's got the Stomach, and he's got the Head! The door is open, into the Emperor's Chamber, and another Temple Guard! He gives up his Pendant of Life! Monster is smashing the clay pots, and he's found the key! He opens the door into the Devil's Slide, and (RIP!!!!) a weird sound as he slides down head first! It's dark, I can't really see, but he's got the Lost Arms of Venus De Milo! All the doors are open! Through the Dark Forest, through the Room of Harmonic Convergence, through the Pit, and through the Ledges! And Monster is coming out of the Temple--AHH!!!!" When Monster appears, he is shown ONLY from the waist up, and Monster says: "I did it! I did it! With only 30 seconds to spare, I did it!" Larry says: "You know what ELSE you did? You just WON that challenge without any PANTS!!!!" Monster asks: "I did?" Monster looks down and he says: "I did! That means, this IS the best version of myself!" Keswick looks dumbfounded, and he asks: "Seriously?" Monster says: "I can't believe that I could've been capable of such a feet, but I did it, without clothes! What a great feeling! I can be an inspiration to OTHER monsters!" Jenny says: "Sure, let's...go with that!" Super Chum says: "In any case, you'll be a big help to us, now that you've found the best version of myself." Monster says: "Actually, that's all I WANTED to do this season!" Treeflower asks: "Seriously?" Monster says: "I was worried that when my show got cancelled, that meant that Robot and I didn't have what it takes to be great Nicktoons. But now I realize that the problem wasn't necessarily us, we just lacked that crucial element to being a great Nicktoon; being ourselves! And now that I know how to be the best version of myself, I can help Robot and all the others out to! In any case, I had fun! And I can leave with my head held high!" Dog asks: "Marlene, what do you think?" Marlene says: "Oh, let him go. We probably would've just voted him off in another episode anyways." Sniz says: "Very well, Blue Barracudas, looks like you won't have to face an Elimination Ceremony after all. Instead, Monster will come with me to the Mine Cart of Shame!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Losing Monster to him finding the best version of himself? Eh, tragic. At least we got rid of the weakest link on our team, which surprisingly WASN'T Spongebob! I'm definitely going to have to be a LOT more careful around him!" / Super Chum says: "I would've preferred if Monster stay, but we can't force him to. Besides, I personally WANT him to be happy!" / Marlene says: "Monster may be going away, but we've still got to deal with Spongebob, and find out what's wrong with him! That's going to be the tricky part!" (End Confessional) The Blue Barracudas and The Silver Snakes are at the Elimination Ceremony, but they ALL have a Chocolate Pendant of Life, and are watching Monster about to get into the Mine Cart. Monster asks: "Uh, isn't Haggis McHaggis supposed to be joining me?" Sniz says: "Under normal circumstances, he would. But he's still in traction, it would be entirely INAPPROPRIATE for us to make him ride this! So, you'll have to settle for being a party of one, this time." Monster says: "Okay, just wondering." And Monster puts on his helmet, gets into the Mine Cart, and buckles up! Sniz says: "Ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!!!" And Monster blasts off on the Mine Cart of Shame, through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And just like that, two more contestants are out of here! The Red Jaguars and the Silver Snakes will be able to hunt for another Immunity Pendant of Life, and the competition will be hot! It will be interesting to see which team will have the bigger ambition, and the bigger drive to win! All I know is, trouble will probably be hitting the fan, on the next exciting episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "It will be a 'Hands On' Experience!" / Stinger: Monster exits the portal, and he finds himself in San Quintan Jail in California! Monster says: "What? How did I wind up in a prison of all places?! I better ask someone how I go about getting out of here." Monster knocks the jail bars of a random cell, and he asks: "Excuse me sir, but I'd like to ask..." and the familiar voice of REN Hoek screams: "THE DEVIL?!!! It can't be you! Please, don't take my soul! I SWEAR I didn't mean to try to hurt Stimpy's Kids! It was the SOUL of Master Coelaceanth that TRIED to posess me, and I had to fight him out! PLEASE! I promise I'll be a better dog! I'll even pay Stimpy's child support! Just please spare me! I'll CHANGE!!!!" Monster says: "Wow! I had no idea my MERE appearance could change somebody for the better! Maybe I should make public appearances more often!" / Episode Notes: Haggis McHaggis is eliminated by Med Evac, and Monster Krumholtz decides to quit. Incidentally, this becomes the first time this season where despite a team WINNING a Temple Run (the Green Monkeys), they STILL lose a contestant anyways. First appearance (to everyone EXCEPT General Barracuda), of Spongebob's PREVIOUSLY hidden Super-Powered EVIL side! Featured song in this episode, The Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now," sung by Spongebob, Sandy, and Larry. Eliminated Contestants: 44. Kowalski. 43. Private. 42. Kaput. 41. Johnny Krill. 40. Haggis McHaggis. 39. Monster Krumholtz. Remaining Contestants: Aang, Silver Snakes. Daggett Beaver, Silver Snakes. Treeflower Fields, Green Monkeys. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Otto Rocket, Red Jaguars. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Judy Funny, Red Jaguars. Gerald, Red Jagaurs. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Darwin, Green Monkeys. Invader Zim, Silver Snakes. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Dog, Green Monkeys. Kitty Katswell, Silver Snakes. Verminious J. Snaptrap, Silver Snakes. Sway-Sway, Blue Barracudas. Harvey Beaks, Blue Barracudas. Super Chum, Green Monkeys. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Heffer Wolfe, Red Jaguars. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Blonda, Silver Snakes. Taotie, Silver Snakes. Tigress, Red Jaguars. Gonard, Blue Barracudas. Po, Green Monkeys. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Blue Barracudas. Zarbon, Blue Barracudas. Bulma Briefs, Silver Snakes. Chameleon, Blue Barracudas. Fee, Blue Barracudas. Jenny Wakeman, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Blue Barracudas. Yakety Yak, Blue Barracudas. Squidward Tentacles, Blue Barracudas. / Personal Notes: As any writer will tell you, one of the biggest challenges in writing episodes for a show of this nature, is the ability to develop "Doomed Characters". That is to say, characters who wind up not making it to the end of a series (although it's by elimination, not death in this case). While Haggis' age had previously been the subject of many jokes on this show, the purpose of his elimination was to illustrate just HOW such a factor could NOT be played for laughs, and would actually serve as the catalyst to his elimination! At the very least, it looks like Haggis is going to be inspired to be a teacher, instead of a contestant! And Monster Krumholtz? He arguably had the weakest storyline potential of any contestant in the Green Monkeys, but the Green Monkeys HAD to have at least ONE contestant that was Cannon Fodder, to show that they were NOT going to be Team Retro 2.0, and they suffered their first contestant loss a lot sooner! As for Spongebob; as anyone who deals with ACTUAL sponges can tell you, a sponge can only ABSORB so much! Water, grime, dirt, grease; and in Spongebob's case, negative insults and emotions! Spongebob is a case of what happens if you TRY to just IGNORE feeling negative emotions, you end up SNAPPING under a normally SMALL insult, and in extreme cases, even BLACK out while doing it! Of course, the reason for this happening NOW, will become very plot relevant in the NEXT episode! How; remains to be seen! Enough said, true believers!

It's time for an EXPLOSIVE finale to this episode; it will blow you away! / After the commercials end, Bulma approaches Squidward at the Steps Of Knowledge, and she says: "I just want you to know...wait just a minute!" Squidward, not taking his eyes off of Aang, asks: "What?" Bulma says: "Am I missing something, or are YOU missing something? How can you HEAR without any ears?!" Squidward says: "As an octopus, attached to my brain are two organs called statocysts; sac-like structures containing a mineralised mass and sensitive hairs, that allow me to sense the orientation of my body, such as to the proximity and sound of your voice." (Confessional) Bulma says: "Well, mystery solved!" / Squidward says: "I guess even a genius can learn a thing or two. It's rare, but it CAN happen!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "Anyways..." And she whispers something inaudible (to the audience) to Squidward. Squidward says: "Good to know!" Harvey says: "I sure wish we knew WHAT they were talking about!" Fee says: "I do to. But unless Bulma needs beauty tips or something, I highly doubt WE'LL ever get into her inner circle! Although, from what you've told me, it might not be such a good thing to get into anyways!" Harvey says: "All I know is, I certainly wouldn't!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "It's a simple fact. Snaptrap, Angelica, Oonski, Kaput, Taotie, Gonard, and Zarbon all took turns at being in Bulma's inner circle, and they ALL got horribly eliminated by Bulma, directly or otherwise! At least I know where I stand with Fee! No matter what, we could NEVER vote the other off!" / Fee says: "I could NEVER vote Harvey off; I'm much too smart for THAT! Besides, nobody else in the competition will take US seriously or look out for us, so we HAVE to look out for each other! It's the best way for us to get ahead in this thing!" (End Confessional) The other contestants approach the Steps Of Knowledge, with Aang and Snaptrap BOTH looking like cats that just ate a canary! Daggett sarcastically says: "GEE, they look really TRUSTWORTHY right now!" Heffer obliviously says: "How can you say THAT?! You CLEARLY couldn't trust them as far as you can throw them!" Daggett rolls his eyes, and rhetorically says: "NO! Really, do you think?!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Well, this season is officially proving I'm WAY smarter than I have any RIGHT to be! Heffer may not get it, but I get the sense that Aang and Snaptrap have something BIG that they've got planned, and I don't know if I can stop it!" (End Confessional) Daggett says: "Whatever you've got PLANNED, Snaptrap, it's not going to WORK; it's just going to end in DISASTER like all your other 115 failed plans on TUFF Puppy!" Snaptrap sarcastically says: "So you actually KNOW some math, big DEAL! Write me a letter when I care...which will be NEVER!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Well, I tried!" / Snaptrap says: "Just to make it clear, I'm not cheating for AANG'S sake, I'm doing it for ME!!!! This is what happens when you try to CAGE the beast, the beast gets ANGRY!!!!" / Aang chuckles evilly, and in Master Coelaceanth's voice, he says: "That poor fool Snaptrap doesn't realize, that's he going to be rewarded EXACTLY as a traitor deserves! Once he helps me get rid of everyone else, I'll betray him and get rid of him! After all, how could I possibly trust a TRAITOR to NOT try to betray me eventually? After all, you ALWAYS get EVERYTHING you deserve, and I plan on getting what's coming to ME!!!!" (End Confessional) Gerald asks: "Pearl, what do YOU think of this situation?" Pearl says: "All I know is that something's MAJORLY wrong, and I don't like it!" Larry says: "You DON'T think that they..." Tigress states: "Of COURSE he would! He's Snaptrap! Heffer and Buhdeuce, YOU get to go onto the Steps Of Knowledge!" Heffer asks: "Really?!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "It was a matter of self-preservation! And besides, Heffer is EXPENDABLE as the LEAST athletic and LEAST intelligent member of our team, so it's not like we'd actually LOSE a member! As for Buhdeuce? He's been through worse!" / Heffer says: "Right on! I get to prove my intelligence! Ken Jennings, eat your heart out!" / Buhdeuce says: "I know it's a little risky, but I have to prove myself to my team! I've got to show that I can be just as reliable as the rest of them, and this is my chance to prove it! Thankfully, I'm confident in my skills to see me through!" (End Confessional) Zarbon asks: "Dudley, what do YOU think?" Dudley says: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Tigress has the RIGHT idea!" Sway-Sway says: "Way ahead of you! I will volunteer to go onto the Steps of Knowledge for you!" Chameleon asks: "Wow! You'd do that for us?!" Sway-Sway says: "Of course! If I can get Yakety Yak to help me!" Yakety says: "Well, I'm not doing anything at the moment! Of course I'll help!" (Confessional) Sway-Sway says: "I HAD to volunteer! Hello! Buhdeuce and I...kind of have a reputation due to the show we starred on! We've got to shake it off somehow, and redeem ourselves in the eyes of our fellow Nicktoons! We owe them THAT much!" / Yakety says: "Even though I'm working for Bulma, it doesn't hurt to show commitment to my own team! Perhaps if I do well, I might even become a third wheel to Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce! It's not like my OWN show did that well in the ratings or critic reviews, either!" (End Confessional) Darwin says: "This DOES seem like a particularly tricky situation! What should we do?" Treeflower says: "Getting down first isn't a big importance for us! After all, Spongebob already HAS the Immunity Pendant, and we can't win another! Super Chum and Stimpy, would you volunteer to go on the Steps Of Knowledge for us?" Stimpy asks: "I understand Super Chum, but why ME?!" Treeflower says: "You've got the best luck out of ALL of us! And if something is NOT on the up and up, you're the most likely to escape it unscathed!" Stimpy says: "Sometimes I wonder if my bad luck is just good luck that can't make up its mind!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "When I signed on for this season, I expected something nice and easy, like the ORIGINAL Legends Of The Hidden Temple, not some life-preserving affair! I can't believe I'm saying this, but life was actually easier WHEN I was with Ren! At least I knew WHERE I stood with him!" / Super Chum says: "Even if I wasn't volunteered, of course I would step up to the plate! After all, with my super strength, I'd probably have a REALLY great batting average!" (End Confessional) Aang, in his own voice says: "And Snaptrap and I, will volunteer for the Silver Snakes, if anyone is BRAVE enough to try to beat us!" Super Chum says: "Do your WORST, legions of evil! Whatever you throw at us, we will NOT flinch!" Snaptrap angrily says: "Oh, you WON'T, will you?! We'll see about that!" (Confessional) Snaptrap says: "It's time to welcome to the corner of PAY, and BACK!!!! With INTEREST!!!!" / Bulma smiles coyly, and she says: "Look what I just found hidden in plain sight!" Bulma holds up the REAL Silver Snakes Immunity Pendant of Life, and she sings: "The real Immunity Pendant, hidden under the Tiki Statue, LOSERS!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right, contestants! Enough chatter, it's time to find out more about today's legend!" General Barracuda says: "Why can't I do it? I know about this legend to!" Sniz says: "Sorry. It's part of Olmec's contract! He ALWAYS has to be the one to talk about these legends!" General Barracuda says: "Sorry! Just thought I'd ask!" Olmec says: "Sometime in March of 1822, a woman, with the birth name of Araminta Ross, this woman would eventually change her name to Harriet Tubman, after getting married to John Tubman in 1844. Prior to her marriage, Harriet Tubman was sadly and tragically, whipped and beaten by several of her masters, due to slavery still being legal in the Americas. She would often runaway for days as a child, and legend has it, that when it looked like she was in danger of being sold to another owner, Harriet Tubman was determined that she, her family, and all other African-Americans would have their freedom. And on September 17, 1849, Hariet Tubman legendarily broke OUT of her shackles, escaping to Philadelphia, and in the process, established what is now known as the Underground Railroad! Not forgetting her promise, Harriet Tubman personally returned in secret, to help rescue her family, friends, and others bound by slavery! She was even called 'Moses' by her fellow African-Americans, by virtue of the fact that she never lost a passenger. She even worked with the legendary Slavery Abolitionist, Frederick Douglass! During the American Civil War, Harriet Tubman first worked as a cook and a nurse, curing soldiers with Smallpox and Dysentery. Than, she worked as an armed scout and spy. She was the first woman to lead an armed expedition in that war, and in the raid at Combahee Ferry alone, liberated more than 750 enslaved people. Despite the efforts of various slave holders at the time, Harriet Tubman and her fellow conspirators were never caught! Eventually, Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation, effectively declaring all enslaved people free, further enforced by the 1865 passage of the 13th Amendment, officially making all forms of slavery illegal in the United States! Afterwards, Harriet Tubman became a Suffragist for Women's Suffrage, a movement she maintained until she passed away on March 10, 1913. The Broken Shackles became lost to the Mists Of Time, and found their way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman and bring them back to the Temple Entrance!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman be found?" Olmec says: "The Broken Shackles can be found in the Dark Forest!" Sniz says: "All right, contestants, you know the drill! Olmec will ask you questions to see how well you get to the bottom! The first team that gets to the bottom, has a chance to win an Immunity Pendant of Life! The other team will have to try their luck trying to find it during the Final Challenge! And only the two teams that win the Final Challenge, will get to do a Temple Run! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec says: "In what month and year, was Harriet Tubman born?" And Heffer, not realizing that NONE of the other Green Monkeys, Blue Barracudas, and Red Jaguars are deliberately NOT answering, moves to step on the buzzer, and Bubble Bass instinctively says: "BUBBLE UP!!!!" (BOOM!!!!) A gigantic explosion FILLS the air, and Aang, using a combination of fire, water, and earth bending powers, QUICKLY BLASTS down, KNOCKS down, and captures Daggett, Treeflower, Otto, Judy, Gerald, Darwin, Zim, Dog, Kitty, Sway-Sway, Harvey, Keswick, Heffer, Buhdeuce, Taotie, Gonard, Wally, Dudley, Bulma, Fee, Yakety Yak, Squidward, and even BLONDA, in molten lava earth cages in short order, leaving only Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Pearl, Marlene, Larry, Super Chum, Tigress, Po, Zarbon, Chameleon, Jenny, and Bubble Bass to deal with Aang and Snaptrap's wrath! Snaptrap smugly says: "SO, who SAYS cheating doesn't get you a WIN?! We just accomplished in 15 seconds, something that took Bulma Briefs 44 EPISODES to accomplish, the complete and UTTER humiliation of most of the contestants!" Sniz yells: "You can't do THIS!!!! The RULES!!!!" And as Sniz rolls out the rules list, Aang just ZAPS it with fire! Aang, in Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "HANG your rules, I MAKE them! And SPONGEBOB DIES!!!!" Aang, in his own voice says: "DIES?!!! That was NEVER part of our PLAN!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "I'm ALTERING the plan! Be thankful I don't alter it any further!" General Barracuda says: "If you think I'm going to let you have your way, you're WRONG! I beat you once, I can BEAT you again!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Too bad for you, I have the Avatar on my side! You have no CHANCE against ME!!!!" General Barracuda charges and says: "Oh, YEAH?!!!" And with the force of a molten magma punch and a combination of earth and water bending powers, Aang sends General Barracuda FLYING into a prison made of HOT molten magma bars! Aang says: "SO last season! You're going to have to do a LOT better than THAT to challenge me!" Sandy says: "GLADLY!!!!" Sandy, Stimpy, Pearl, Marlene, Larry, and Jenny ALL charge in to DEAL with Aang, but Aang simply moves TOO fast, and hits TOO hard for any of them to actually HIT him, and Aang QUICKLY and effortlessly contains them the same way he contained General Barracuda! General Barracuda regains consciousness, and he says: "Blonda, use your magic wand!" Blonda says: "I'm a CONTESTANT, I'm not ALLOWED to use magic!" General Barracuda says: "I KNOW that, but this is a special one time EXCEPTION!" Blonda grunts, and she says: "I can't REACH my wand! We're STUCK like this!" Aang says: "Starting to SWEAT, Spongebob? Seeing as how I so EASILY thrashed SIX of your friends, without breaking so much as a sweat!" Super Chum angrily says: "Why YOU...!" And Super Chum, Tigress, Po, Zarbon, Chameleon, and Bubble Bass all move to fight Aang! And while they're clearly stronger and faster, they don't do much BETTER, as Aang EASILY stops all of THEIR attacks to! Aang says: "You NEVER should've attacked ME, TIGRESS! Because now that there ARE no rules, I don't have to hold BACK!!!!" And using what amounts to only a FRACTION of his power, Aang knocks out Super Chum, Tigress, Po, Zarbon, Chameleon, and Bubble Bass as well, and locks them all up in molten prison bar containers as well!" Aang says: "Let's see, Earth-bending powers, Fire-bending powers, water-bending powers, with all of MY abilities, I guess I have gotten YOU beat all AROUND! So Spongebob, are you scared, JEALOUS, seeing as how I EASILY and effortlessly BEAT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS, leaving you SO...ALONE!!!!" Bubble Bass weakly says: "Spongebob, you've got to RUN!!!!" Aang says: "Run where? He's TRAPPED! And even if he wasn't, I'd find him ANYWHERE he tries to run! Look at EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SPONGE NOW! You STUPID, PATHETIC, WASTE!!!! You've been number one for TOO long, Spongebob! Now your REIGN will FINALLY end! And DON'T worry! I'll take GOOD CARE of your KIDS!!!!" Spongebob says: "Leave my family OUT of this!" Aang says: "And what if I DON'T? What can YOU do about it? I'm STRONGER than you! I'm SICK of what YOUR kind has done to MY world!" Spongebob asks: "What do you mean by, YOUR world?!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "Because once upon a time, MY kind owned 99.9% of EVERYTHING of this world! EVERYONE bowed down to us! Nobody told US what to do or how to behave, we could do whatever the HELL we wanted! Until people like YOU started making 'Demands', wanting pathetic things like 'Freedom,' and 'Democracy'. What does our family care? You're powerless, so we pretend to give you these pathetic bread crumbs, and YOU still have the audacity to want more! You think you can make us GIVE you what you ACTUALLY deserve?! NEVER!!!! We will NEVER give up OUR pie, to the likes of you! We are GOING to have the WHOLE PIE, and you're not getting one BITE from us!" Spongebob says: "Aang, please STOP letting Master Coelaceanth CONTROL you! I know you're in there somewhere! You're not LIKE this! Please, look deep in your HEART and let GO of your HATE!" Aang, with red-glowing eyes, steps towards him, and with Master Coelaceanth's voice, condescendingly says: "Oh, Spongebob, you are SO naive! You INSIST on seeing the good in EVERYBODY even when there clearly ISN'T any! Well, it's time to WAKE UP to the REAL WORLD! There IS no Tooth Fairy, there IS no Loch Ness Monster, there IS no 'Chinese Democracy', and there is NO NORTH DAKOTA!!!! This world belongs to the STRONGEST, and you should be THANKFUL we even let YOUR kind live as LONG as we HAVE!!!!" Spongebob says: "PLEASE, STOP THIS!!!! What will it TAKE for you to get you to STOP?!!!" Aang's own voice says: "Say that I'm NOW AND FOREVER a FAR BETTER Nicktoon than you will EVER be!" Spongebob asks: "That's IT?! That's all I have to do to get you to lay OFF?!" General Barracuda says: "You know, you COULD just take Anger Management--(BLAST!!!!)--Never MIND!!!!" Spongebob sighs, and says: "Fine. You are now and forever a far better Nicktoon than I could EVER be!" Aang says: "Sweet, SWEET Vindication!" He turns to the sky and yells: "SEE THAT DAD?!!! WHO'S THE WEAK MAN NOW?!!!" Master Coelaceanth yells: "THAT'S IT?!!! That's the reason you've been WORKING with me?! You wanted to work with me because YOU had DADDY issues?! You wanted ME to give YOU a cosmetic make-over just because YOU have Daddy issues?! SHEESH! I thought Spongebob made YOU fail your Driver's License Test, or blew up the science lab and got YOU blamed for it! Or at LEAST T.P'd. the Principal's Office and got YOU blamed for it! But NO! It's because YOU have STUPID Daddy issues, DORK! I killed my OWN father for being too aggressive, but you don't see ME having Daddy issues BECAUSE of it!" Aang says: "You don't know what it's LIKE to live the life that I did! I was NEVER allowed to be just a kid! It was always, 'Work, work, work', and never any time for fun, or develop my OWN interests! I never WANTED to be an Avatar ANYWAYS!" Spongebob reaches into his pocket, and pulls out his OLD RELIABLE Net, and begins approaching Aang! Aang says: "When I was young, I really wanted to be--!" (TRIP!!!! FWIP!!!! KONK!!!!) Aang looks at the ground, picks up the net that flew out of Spongebob's hands, and Aang says: "What is THIS?! 'Old RELIABLE'?! Were you going to TRY to capture ME in this NET?! I think I'm going to BREAK IT!!!!" Spongebob SCREAMS: "NO!!!! DON'T BREAK THAT NET!!!! If you break that NET, I WON'T BE ME ANYMORE!!!!" Aang looks touched and in Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "Wow. I am really glad you told me that Spongebob. I COULD'VE made a BIG mistake! Because now I KNOW...THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO BREAK THIS NET!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth sadistically snaps his net in two! Spongebob collapses, and hollowly says: "That...was my net..." Than Spongebob's voice RISES in anger, and he says: "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE NET!!!! I...WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!! AHHH!!!!" And Spongebob EXPLODES with a level of anger, that BREAKS all of the prisons that Aang has made! Larry asks: "What is going ON here?!" Zarbon, with a horrified expression says: "He's turning SUPER Saiyan! I don't know how, but by merely watching Goku do it, he's figured out how to achieve a similar transformation! I'm certain!" Bulma says: "It's not just Super Saiyan, he's going even beyond that! He's going Super Saiyan 2!!!!" And Bulma is proved correct as lightning aura RIPPLES around Spongebob, and Spongebob's muscles get SUPER tough, and golden HAIR erupts from his head in yellow spikes! Sandy says: "Well, that answers the question of whether or not Spongebob has hair!" Pearl says: "Unreal, how is Spongebob CAPABLE of this power?!" Bubble Bass says: "It's like I said, he's NOT an ordinary Sponge, he's a new evolution, and he's FINALLY found the source of his strength!" Spongebob screams: "AHHH!!!!" And his transformation finishes, and Aang gasps and screams: "AHHH!!!!" Spongebob is now emitting a golden aura, and is making everyone STARE at what the formerly innocent sponge has become! Spongebob angrily says: "It's over, Master Coelaceanth! I WON'T let you BULLY anyone else anymore! I am going to completely and UTTERLY DESTROY YOU!!!!" Master Coelaceanth actually LAUGHS at the prospect, and he says: "Ha, ha, HA!!!! Have you LOST what LITTLE mind you HAD?! You couldn't even BEGIN to BEAT me, let alone actually DESTROY me! I am IN the perfect warrior!" Bulma says: "He's NOT bluffing, Master Coelaceanth! He's 200 times STRONGER than he was in his NORMAL form!" Aang scoffs, and says: "As if that's going to make a bit of DIFFERENCE! Even if Spongebob were 2 QUADRILLION times stronger, it would NEVER be enough to beat us! Spongebob could NEVER defeat us! I'll end this in ONE minute with my Fire-Bending Powers! AHHH!!!!" And Aang fires a blast of hot energy, but Spongebob MERELY twists his head to the right, and the blast passes RIGHT by Spongebob, hitting Cosmo in the distance! Cosmo coughs, and he says: "I'm okay!" Aang gets angered by this, and he says: "YOU DODGED THAT?! NOBODY DODGES THAT!!!!" AHHH--OOF!!!!" And Spongebob punches Aang HARD right in the stomach! Spongebob says: "Sorry! You left yourself WAY open right there!" Aang says: "Lucky shot! You're NOT going to get ANOTHER ONE!!!! AHHH!!!!" And Aang throws fast and hard, but MISSES! As Spongebob quickly FLASH Steps and AVOIDS all of Aang's fast-paced attacks! Aang says: "Hold still, hold still, hold STILL!!!! CURSES!!!! If I could JUST HIT HIM--!" Spongebob says: "Go ahead, hit me!" Aang asks: "WHAT?!!!" Spongebob says: "I said, hit me." Aang yells: "You're going to wish you weren't so ARROGANT!!!! AHHH!" And Aang throws a rock the SIZE of a pick up truck AT him, but Spongebob takes it HEAD on, and the rock just BREAKS in two, and BOTH halves SLAM into Cosmo! Cosmo says: "I'm STILL OKAY!!!!" Aang starts to get visibly unnerved, and he yells: "What on EARTH ARE YOU?!!! When I get my HANDS on YOU, I will--OOF!!!!" And Spongebob punches Aang HARD in the stomach AGAIN!!!! Master Coelaceanth's voice, in a sick tone, says: "YOU...only hit us TWICE so FAR!!!! So, WHY DO I FEEL SO WEAK?!!!" Spongebob angrily says: "What's the MATTER, Master Coelaceanth?! Isn't THIS what you WANTED?! To utterly BREAK who I WAS?! Did it ever occur to you that maybe I was being willfully WEAK, because I didn't want to show up ALL my FRIENDS and FANS, and let them ADMIRE me for being a nice, FRIENDLY guy, and not some scary, hulking PSYCHOPATH like YOU?!!! I told you to stop, I WARNED you to STOP, but you just HAD to push me! And now that you've found someone who can and WILL push back, NOW you're AFRAID, because you KNOW that I'm going to DESTROY YOU!!!!" Aang, in his own voice, screams: "LIKE I'D EVER LOSE TO YOU!!!! Now you've FORCED me to show OFF the strength I was going to hold back for when I dealt with TIGRESS! NOTHING can STOP it!" Taotie asks: "Does he HAVE more strength?" Tigress scoffs and she says: "Impossible! If Aang HAD more strength, I WOULD know about it! Aang is bluffing!!!!" But to her surprise, Aang digs in DEEP into Master Coelaceanth's soul, and FORCES himself to SICKENINGLY boost his own muscle mass and power, while SCREAMING all the while! Tigress says: "Well, there blows THAT theory out of the water!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Your anger has made US evenly MATCHED Spongebob, but now you're HELPLESS!!!!" Spongebob merely scoffs, and he says: "Is that ALL?" Sandy asks: "What is he SAYING?!" Pearl says: "I think whatever restraint Spongebob HAD, it must have been broken when his own net got broken! He's not his old Spongebob self anymore!" Bubble Bass nods, and he says: "Your right, sister. And I DON'T think that's a GOOD thing!" Aang LUNGES for Spongebob, but Spongebob EASILY moves away like Aang was moving in SLOW motion! Aang says: "What the?!" Spongebob says: "Come and GET me, you MORON!!!!" Try as Aang might, Aang keeps TRYING to hit Spongebob, or TRYING to blast him, but Spongebob KEEPS speeding out of the way, every time Aang tries to attack Spongebob! Aang mockingly says: "Run, run, run, that's ALL you can do, you COWARD!!!!" Spongebob says: "I think you're missing the STRAIN that it's putting on your own body, and Master Coelaceanth!" Master Coelaceanth yells: "Finish him OFF!!!! My spirit is WEAKENING! I can't keep this up for much longer!" Aang yells: "But I can't HIT HIM!!!!" Spongebob says: "Maybe not, but I can hit YOU!!!!" And in a rapid series of punches and kicks, Spongebob brings even the mighty Aang to his needs, and Aang is FORCED to revert back to his normal mass! Aang weakly asks: "Why couldn't I HIT you?! I was STRONGER than YOU!" Spongebob says: "You idiot! Increasing your muscle mass does NOTHING! Any IDIOT in body-building can do that! All it does is slow you DOWN, and make you an easier target! Now, I'm going to DESTROY you!" Aang says: "But you CAN'T do that! You're just a SPONGE!!!!" Spongebob angrily says: "I can do WHATEVER I please! I'm STRONGER than you are!" Master Coelaceanth laughs evilly, and he says: "Yes, KILL US!!!! STRIKE us down with ALL OF YOUR HATRED, and you will FINALLY PROVE MY POINT, that EVERYONE IS JUST LIKE ME!!!!" Aang yells: "KILL US?! That was NEVER part of the plan! I'm not gonna--!" Master Coelaceanth says: "You don't WANT to?! You MUST! You DON'T care about ANYTHING! You've gone too far, too far to STOP! YOU CAN'T STOP!!!! YOU'RE BEYOND IT!!!!" Bubble Bass yells: "Spongebob, STOP!" Squidward asks: "What is Bubble Bass SAYING?!" Spongebob says: "This doesn't CONCERN you! It concerns ME, and this soon to be DEAD son of a female dog!" Bubble Bass says: "But that's what Master Coelaceanth WANTS!!!! He wants you to make him a martyr in the proof that he COULD corrupt even the BEST of us! You can't play his GAME!!!!" Spongebob says: "I'm NOT playing it, I'm FINISHING it!" Bubble Bass says: "Yeah, but THAN what?! With Master Coelaceanth gone, what would you do with your anger and strength? Hurt ANYONE who's made YOU feel bad the way Master Coelaceanth must have been hurt in his life?! Master Coelaceanth IS a villain, but he's ALSO a victim! And if you kill him, you'll just continue the same cycle of HATE! You don't have to continue that cycle, you can choose LOVE and forgiveness!" Spongebob says: "He broke my favorite net! I CAN'T let him LIVE!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "Nets can be FIXED! Nets can be replaced! But what can NEVER be fixed, is if you make the WORST mistake of your life, and you don't choose LOVE!" Spongebob asks: "And what would YOU know about that?!" Bubble Bass says: "Because...I love YOU, Spongebob!" And all the other contestants stare at him! Bubble Bass says: "Look at you! This is where the path of HATRED has brought you! Loving and forgiving you is the path I choose, what will YOURS be?!" Spongebob looks at Aang, and he looks at everyone else, and suddenly, daylight comes into the studio, and shines on Spongebob, and Spongebob lowers his arms! Spongebob says: "Bubble Bass, thank you for bringing some sense back into me. Both of us came here with anger in our hearts, but you come with courage and forgiveness." Spongebob powers down, and he says: "From this day forward, if there is to be MORE evil, it will NOT start with me! General Barracuda, ARREST Master Coelaceanth and take him away!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Oh, yeah?! Well, I haven't changed MY mind!" Aang jerks back and defiantly says: "NO!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "WHAT?!!!" Aang says: "He's letting us LIVE!" Snaptrap says: "He doesn't WANT to fight!" Master Coelaceanth says: "It's a TRICK, don't you see?! KILL HIM!!!!" But even Taotie joins Snaptrap in defiance! Aang begins to raise his arm, but immediately jerks it back! Master Coelaceanth screams: "What are you DOING?!!!" Aang says: "I...I...I believe Spongebob!" Master Coelaceanth yells: "No, you CAN'T!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!! STOP!!!! YOU DON'T CARE!!!! HE DOESN'T CARE!!!! STOP!!!! Don't FIGHT ME!!!!" Dudley says: "Chameleon, transform, NOW!!!!" Chameleon says: "I'm on it!" Master Coelaceanth says: "If you WON'T help me, I'll KILL HIM MYSELF!!!! CHANGE, NOW!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth EJECTS himself out of Aang's body, and HEADS towards Sandy Cheeks, but Chameleon jumps in between the two, and transforms into a SOUL DESTROYING DEVICE! Master Coelaceanth screams: "AHHH!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth's soul GRABS onto the edge of the vial part of Chameleon's transformation! Spongebob says: "Please, HOLD on!" Sandy says: "Spongebob, what are you THINKING?!" Spongebob says: "You both were right! I can't FORCE someone to LIKE me, but I CAN offer them forgiveness, even if they don't DESERVE it!" Bubble Bass says: "I think he HAS to try!" Spongebob climbs onto the chain pulley system, and he reaches for Master Coelaceanth's soul! Spongebob says: "Please, Master Coelaceanth! Give me your hand!" Master Coelaceanth SWIPES at Spongebob, and slips towards the soul destroying formula in Chameleon's vial! Spongebob says: "PLEASE! If you FALL into that, you're GONE forever! You don't have to LIVE with your HATE! PLEASE! Let me HELP you! I FORGIVE YOU! It's time to put the past behind us!" Master Coelaceanth says: "I'll NEVER LET IT GO!!!! I would rather SUFFER the LOSS of EVERYTHING I've held on this Earthly realm, than let YOU prove some kind of point to me!" Spongebob says: "It's not some EGO thing! Just let me HELP YOU!!!!" Than Master Coelaceanth smiles cruelly, and he says: "NO!!!! NEVER!!!! (SLIP!!!!) AHHH!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth WILLFULLY lets go of the vial's edge, and FALLS into the Soul Destroying formula, laughing and smiling sadistically all the way, as his soul is UTTERLY destroyed out of existence!!!! Spongebob sadly says: "I'm sorry, Sandy. I tried." Sandy says: "What a poor, pitiful man. Without a righteous heart and a rightful mind, he could not begin to comprehend the THOUGHT of being able to share a wonderful world with anyone else." Spongebob says: "I just can't believe the thought that Master Coelaceanth would actually choose to HATE, rather than LIVE." Pearl says: "Well, I don't think ANYBODY could've forced him to change. The simple fact is, Master Coelaceanth couldn't let go of his hate. And in the end, that's what destroyed him!" Chameleon says: "Of course, falling into me as a Soul Destroying Device certainly helped!" Sniz comes out of hiding, and he asks: "Is he gone for good?" Spongebob says: "I didn't WANT him to die; I really didn't! He just wouldn't let me help him!" Sniz says: "Did you hear that?! Let the joyous news be spread, the Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!!!!" And nearly everyone cheers in unison, and breaks out into an improptu sing-a-long of "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!" / Everyone (except Aang and Snaptrap) sings: "Ding-dong! The Witch is dead! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding-dong! The Wicked Witch is dead! Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed! Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead! He's gone where the goblins go below; below, below, yo-ho, let's open up and sing! And ring the bells out! Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low; let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!" (Trumpets blare!) Sniz sings: "As host of Total Cartoon Legends in the county of Los Angeles in California, I welcome you most regally!" General Barracuda sings: "But we've got to verify it LEGALLY, to see!" Sniz sings: "To see!" General Barracuda sings: "If he!" Sniz sings: "If he!" General Barracuda sings: "Is morally, ethically!" Larry sings: "Spiritually, physically!" Pearl sings: "Positively, absolutely!" All of them sing: "Undeniably, and reliably dead!" Gordon Quid comes forth dressed as a Coroner, and he unfurls a Certificate of Death! Gordon sings: "As Coroner, I must affirm, I thouroughly examined it; and he's not only merely dead, he's really most SINCERELY DEAD!" Sniz sings: "Than this is a day of Independence! For ALL the Nicktoons, and their descendants!" General Barracuda says: "If any!" Sniz sings: "Than let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is DEAD!" Everyone (except Aang and Snaptrap) sings: "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead! Wake up you sleepyhead! Rub your eyes, get out of bed! Wake up the wicked witch is dead! He's gone where the goblins go below; below, below, yo-ho, let's open up and sing! And ring the bells out! Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low, let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!" Aang recovers, and he says: "I am SO sorry, Spongebob, I let my hatred and passion for revenge, cloud my judgment. I thought if I worked with Master Coelaceanth, I could finally get the revenge and justice that I wanted! But now I know, getting revenge is a price that I just can't pay. Nobody could possibly pay that price! I am SORRY for everything I've done!" Sniz says: "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid, 'Sorry' isn't enough this time; you broke the rules!" Aang says: "But I BURNED the rules!" Spongebob says: "That wasn't the RULES list, that was a COPY of the Rules List!" Sniz says: "Exactly! You don't think I would pull out the ACTUAL Rules List and let someone destroy it? And F.Y.I., burning a copy of the Rules List is against the rules! Aang, the crimes you committed while Master Coelaceanth possessed your body, are probably worthy of death! However, in light of Spongebob's show of forgiveness, I realize that would make us no better than you. Therefore, you are to be permanently ejected and eliminated from the show immediately! You will not be allowed to return to this show as a contestant, intern, or in any other shape or form. No one on this show is to show you any kindness or acknowledge that you exist. You will not have a FRIEND in the world!" Aang says: "WAIT! You can't eliminate me! I just found an Immunity Pendant of Life!" Bulma says: "BINGO!" Sniz looks at it carefully, than THROWS it at Snaptrap and yells: "NICE TRY, LAME-O, but that's NOT General Barracuda's CARVING!!!!" Snaptrap asks: "WHAT?! You think I did THAT?!" Sniz says: "Come on! It's clearly YOUR craft work, who else could it be?!" Snaptrap struggles, and he says: "Bulma, Bulma did it!" Bulma says: "Sorry, but I have an air-tight alibi. I couldn't have POSSIBLY carved a FAKE Pendant! I was too busy focusing on the competition, AND finding the REAL Immunity Pendant of Life!" And Bulma pulls it out, causing Aang to gasp! General Barracuda says: "This one is the real deal, and her story checks out. And since BULMA didn't do it, that means that Snaptrap, YOU'RE going to be ejected and eliminated from the show as well!" Snaptrap nervously says: "Very well! I just hope that you'll bare me no ill will for anything that I've done this season or in the past!" Sniz says: "Of course I don't, that's because you're going to be banished and spend the foreseeable future permanently linked with Aang, in CHAINS!!!!" And Aang and Snaptrap are chained together, and Snaptrap, with a hopeful mourn in his voice, says: "Well, at least we'll still have each other!" Aang gets a horrified look, and raises his hands, but Blonda QUICKLY raises her wand, and ZAPS away all of Aang's Avatar abilities! Snaptrap screams: "YOU TRIED TO KILL ME?! PLEASE! Don't BANISH me with HIM! PLEASE! Send me BACK to San Quintan Prison!" Sniz coyly says: "But I bare you no ill will!" And Snaptrap looks in helplessness, as he realizes that he played RIGHT into Bulma's hands, and ensured his OWN elimination, yet again! (Confessional) Bulma says: "FINALLY! Master Coelaceanth is GONE for good! I am so glad he is out of our lives! Now we can focus on the competition!" / Yakety says: "Due to the explosion earlier, the inside of the Temple is kind of a mess; so Sniz decided to scrub today's challenge. Besides, we've already got TWO losers being eliminated tonight!" / Spongebob says: "So, I learned a lot about myself. I learned that I can get angry, I can get mad, I can even get downright furious. But one thing I won't do, is that I will NEVER stoop to Master Coelaceanth's level of wrath and hatred! Also, even though that form I transformed into was strong and fast, I don't think I'll transform into it again, barring ANY emergencies! As far as I'm concerned, it's TOO awesome to use!" / Zarbon says: "One thing is for sure; with Master Coelaceanth gone, nothing's the same anymore." (End Confessional) Everyone is at the Elimination Ceremony, and everyone except Aang and Snaptrap have a Chocolate Pendant of Life. Sniz says: "Before we commence with the Elimination, I just want to hold an 'In Memoriam' segment to Master Coelaceanth, mostly to prove to EVERYONE that THIS time, he's really gone for good!" / An "In Memoriam' segment plays and it shows Master Coelaceanth's actions between seasons 2 through 4B of the "Total Cartoon" show, while Bob Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" plays! / Bob Dylan sings: "Well, it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. If'n you don't know by now. And it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. It'll never do somehow. When your rooster crows at the break of dawn, look out your window, and I'll be gone. You're the reason I'm a-traveling on. But don't think twice, it's all right. And it ain't no use in turning on your light, babe. The light I never knowed. And it ain't no use in turning on your light, babe, I'm on the dark side of the road. But I wish there was somethin' you would do or say, to try and make me change my mind and stay. But we never did too much talking anyway. But don't think twice, it's all right. So it ain't no use in calling out my name, gal. Like you never done before. And it ain't no use in calling out my name, gal. I can't hear you any more. I'm a-thinking and a-wonderin', walking down the road. I once loved a woman, a child I am told. I give her my heart but she wanted my soul. But don't think twice, it's all right. So long honey, baby. Where I'm bound, I can't tell. Goodbye's too good a word, babe. So I'll just say fare thee well. I ain't a-saying you treated me unkind. You could have done better but I don't mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time. But don't think twice, it's all right." And the words, "Master Coelaceanth: August 6, 1945 through June 1, 2022" appear on-screen, ending the "In Memoriam" sequence! / Aang and Snaptrap, still hand-cuffed together, put on their helmets, and Snaptrap says: "Uh, you can't eliminate TWO contestants from the SAME team at one TIME!" Sniz says: "Ordinarily, we WOULDN'T, but in this case, we can make an exception! Besides, I've got a plan to bolster their numbers!" General Barracuda says: "Tell it like it is, Sniz!" Aang says: "I guess it's too late to say that MAYBE I over-reacted a LITTLE to Tigress' insults about me, RIGHT?!" Sniz says: "Oh, it's much too late for THAT!" Aang sighs and says: "I was afraid so!" Aang and Snaptrap both get into the Mine Cart of Shame, buckle up, and Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Three, Two, One, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And the Mine Cart rockets down the rail way, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! General Barracuda says: "So, what is your plan?" Sniz says: "Simple! I'll need a volunteer from BOTH the Red Jaguars and the Blue Barracudas!" Tigress KICKS Heffer, and he jumps up! Sniz says: "Thank you for volunteering for the Red Jaguars, Heffer!" Yakety says: "I'll volunteer for the Blue Barracudas!" Sniz says: "All right! In that case, from this challenge on, the two of you are no longer a Red Jaguar and a Blue Barracuda respectively, you are BOTH Silver Snakes! But remember, Silver Snakes, I intend for this to be a one time MERCY gift to your team! So I really hope you can make the MOST of this gift, and pull your team together, for your own sake!" Bulma says: "Oh, don't worry! I'm SURE to find PLENTY of good uses for Yakety Yak on OUR team!" Yakety thinks about it, and he says: "What the heck? I'll give it a shot! It would be something different!" Sniz says: "All right, than! Well, we've got to fix things up in the Temple, the Moat, and the Steps of Knowledge! Maybe we didn't get to find the Legend like I planned, but I think we still had a great episode anyways! Now that Master Coelaceanth is gone for good, how will the rest of the season progress? It's anyone's guess as to how the challenges will unfold! In any case, tune in for the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Be sure to stick around for it!" / Stinger: Somewhere, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, the portal opens, and Aang and Snaptrap, still in a mine cart, land RIGHT in the middle of it, and they can't see ANY land within miles of their vantage point! Snaptrap asks: "Where on EARTH did that portal take us?!" Aang says: "Well, if I know my Earth geography, and I do, it looks like we're located a full 160 nautical miles away from Pitcairn Island, one of the most REMOTE and least inhabited places on Earth! And no, there isn't anywhere that's CLOSER, the other nearest place is 175 nautical miles away!" Snaptrap sarcastically says: "That's just GREAT! Not only have we been EJECTED and UNFAIRLY eliminated from the competition, but we've been STRANDED in the MIDDLE of the Pacific Ocean with NO gadgets, NO access to your Avatar powers, handcuffed together, and without anything that we can SAFELY drink!" Snaptrap thinks for a second, and he says: "Want to see me tempt fate? COULD THIS DAY GET ANY--!!" (THUNDERCLAP!!!!) And a deluge of RAIN falls on them! Aang sarcastically says: "I'm sorry. Were you going to say, 'Worse'?" Snaptrap sheepishly says: "Uh, no. No, I was not." Aang asks: "Really?" Snaptrap says: "Yeah...uh...re-phrasing! Let's...look at the bright side! We now have PLENTY to drink, and we STILL have a mine cart boat!" Aang says: "Right! We now have PLENTY to drink, and we STILL have a mine cart boat!" / Episode Notes: Aang and Snaptrap become the second and third contestants respectively (after Angelica Pickles) to be permanently ejected from ever being a contestant on the "Total Cartoon" show. Master Coelaceanth dies for good in this episode, as his soul is permanently destroyed, and a "Really Dead" montage plays at the Elimination Ceremony, just to drive the point home! Even though Spongebob can access a Super Saiyan 2 form, he decides that he will not use it again unless there is an emergency. Heffer and Yakety Yak become Silver Snakes in this episode, as a mercy gift to the Silver Snakes. Featured songs in this episode: "Chains of Love; The Chain; Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead!"; and "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right". Eliminated Contestants: 44. Kowalski. 43. Private. 42. Kaput. 41. Johnny Krill. 40. Haggis McHaggis. 39. Monster Krumholtz. 38. Aang. 37. Verminious J. Snaptrap. Remaining Contestants: Daggett Beaver, Silver Snakes. Treeflower Fields, Green Monkeys. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Otto Rocket, Red Jaguars. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Judy Funny, Red Jaguars. Gerald, Red Jagaurs. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Darwin, Green Monkeys. Invader Zim, Silver Snakes. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Dog, Green Monkeys. Kitty Katswell, Silver Snakes. Sway-Sway, Blue Barracudas. Harvey Beaks, Blue Barracudas. Super Chum, Green Monkeys. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Heffer Wolfe, Silver Snakes. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Blonda, Silver Snakes. Taotie, Silver Snakes. Tigress, Red Jaguars. Gonard, Blue Barracudas. Po, Green Monkeys. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Blue Barracudas. Zarbon, Blue Barracudas. Bulma Briefs, Silver Snakes. Chameleon, Blue Barracudas. Fee, Blue Barracudas. Jenny Wakeman, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Blue Barracudas. Yakety Yak, Silver Snakes. Squidward Tentacles, Blue Barracudas. / Personal Notes: Even though Master Coelaceanth was a pretty compelling villain for Spongebob to face off against, the fact of the matter is, is that I felt like Master Coelaceanth had become too much of a crutch character for me, and that I would just use him as a villain because he was convenient. But if I am to grow and evolve as a writer, I can't just keep using the same villain over and over again. Besides, I could only MAKE Master Coelaceanth so evil and vile without him evolving into a parody of himself. I felt like I had taken Master Coelaceanth's evil as far as it could go, and him choosing to die rather than be saved, was his FINAL, spiteful way of forever denying Spongebob the chance to help him, and ADMIT that Master Coelaceanth was wrong! As for Aang, he had to learn that despite being a victim of Master Coelaceanth, he was NOT going to be easily forgiven, because he willfully ALLOWED Master Coelaceanth into his body, could've FOUGHT him out at ANYTIME, and Aang never DID! And Snaptrap's own inability to prevent himself from cheating is what ultimately did him in, as Snaptrap discovers that when you cheat all the time, it's very HARD to convince someone that when someone ELSE cheated, that YOU aren't the one who didn't do it, because nobody will believe a lying cheater, EVEN when they're telling the truth, which is why HE had to be eliminated to! Anyways, hopefully, my next episode won't be quite so long! Enough said, true believers!

I'll take the Red Lollipop and the Pinwheel, please.

1,000 tickets for the Mitten Badge, please.

I'll try "Pirate Legends".

The "One Time Spongebob Characters" balloon, please.

I'll pick the "Family Guy Funny Moments" glove.

Useless Twist Fact #2: 100% of Playground incidents happen ON the playground!

Not the hammer we were LOOKING for, but we'll take it anyways!

Pretend I'm saying something witty about rolling the dice.

After many (about 16 years of writing and waiting), one way or another, Master Coelaceanth's story will FINALLY come to an end for good! Read on, and see what happens. / Cold Open: The show opens with the image of Master Coelaceanth in his old fish body. Master Coelaceanth narrates: "My name is Master Coelaceanth. My family and I have done many TERRIBLE things! 65 million years ago, we helped spread the toxic elements that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, and helped speed their evolutionary extinction! Next, our family attacked and SANK Atlantis, and successfully framed COSMO for doing it! Next, our family DELIBERATELY helped LEAD the European ships to the American continents, where they proceeded to SLAUGHTER the natives like we KNEW they would! Next, our family PUSHED the iceberg DIRECTLY into the path of Titanic, so that it would SINK that ship and claim innocent lives! Than, I was born! After mastering the secret art of being able to breathe oxygen, the first thing I did was to be the secret gunman on the grassy knoll, who shot the President in Dallas! Next, I helped insure the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald that Gordon Lightfoot would end up singing about. I manipulated General Horatio Barracuda into joining me. I killed his first wife Ambrosia, and made it look like it was ALL General Barracuda's fault! I employed some of Nickelodeon's most dangerous villains, to try to ANNIHILATE Spongebob and his PATHETIC friends! I was killed, but I wouldn't let my spirit rest in peace. I came back, first as Springtrap, than, I TRIED to possess Ren, and TRY to have HIM hurt his own kids before he managed to evict me, than I got brought back in my undead body. My body was burned in fish oil, and I was eaten by Tigress. My soul tried to manipulate Tigress into doing my bidding, but she got rid of me, and I wound up in Aang. Since than, I have successfully coaxed Aang into doing my loyal building, all for the purpose of being able to HUMILIATE and break Spongebob's spirits, and prove that MY species is the ULTIMATE on the planet! My name is Master Coelaceanth. I have done MANY terrible things!" Master Coelaceanth MORPHS into Aang, Aang's voice joins him, and they both say: "And I have absolutely NO regrets!" / The show opens up proper, and Sniz says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Legends, there were 40 contestants left. Haggis McHaggis began to FINALLY feel his age, and Aang was NOT happy about it one bit! Meanwhile, Monster Krumholtz began to wonder what kind of function he could serve, as a member of the Green Monkeys! While the crossing of the Temple Moat occurred without much incidence; on the Steps of Knowledge, Spongebob Squarepants royally FREAKED out when Treeflower said an insult that FINALLY caused Spongebob to reach his rage-breaking point! I guess even Spongebob had to have HIS limits! Spongebob wasted no time in getting back at Treeflower, by answering EVERY single question correctly, and making Treeflower look COMPLETELY useless! Doesn't feel so good when the shoe is on the OTHER foot, now does it, Treeflower? Aang/Master Coelaceanth couldn't take being humiliated by Spongebob, but when he raised his arms, he accidentally caused Haggis to trip down the Steps of Knowledge, where Haggis broke his back! OUCH! Seeing as how Haggis was in no condition to continue, I graciously decided that we would pay for all of his medical expenses and rehabilitation, as long as he promised not to sue us! There's a thing to be said for good publicity! Monster decided to do the Temple Run, and he managed to win it, COMPLETELY naked! Even weirder, he decided THAT was the best version of himself! If it works for him, more power to him! Deciding that's all he wanted to do this season, Monster Krumholtz decided to quit, and took the Mine Cart of Shame. Now we're down to 38 contestants, and two more of them will have their runs as contestants, end today! Who will it be, and how will Spongebob deal with his anger issues, and will Master Coelaceanth FINALLY face his day of reckoning?! These questions will be answered on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" / Instead of the normal show open, Spongebob and Bubble Bass star in a shot for shot remake of the Erasure music video "Chains Of Love," while singing that same song! / Spongebob sings: "How can I explain, when there are few words I can choose. How can I explain when words get broken? (Yeah) Do you remember there was a time, ahaha; when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand? They used to talk about the weather, making plans together. Days would last forever. Come to me, cover me, hold me. Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby, break the chains of love! Do you remember once upon a time, ahaha; when there were open doors, an invitation to the world. We were falling in and out with lovers, looking out for others, our sisters and our brothers. Come to me, cover me, hold me. Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby, together we'll break these chains of love! How can I explain, when there are few words I can choose. How can I explain when words get broken? We used to talk about the weather. Making plans together. Days would last forever. Come to me, cover me, hold me! Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby break these chains of love!Together we'll break these chains of love! Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)!Together with me and my baby break the chains of love! Together we'll break these chains of love!Don't give up (Don't give up)! Don't give up (Don't)! Together with me and my baby break the chains of love! Together we'll break these chains of love!" And the music video and song ends! / "The Legend Of The Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman!" / The show opens up in the fancy hotel suite being used by the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars. Sandy and Spongebob are sitting in a private conference room, waiting for someone, and in through the door walks Bubble Bass! Sandy says: "Thank you for coming on such short notice, Bubble Bass!" Bubble Bass says: "I assume you didn't ask me over merely to share your hotel snacks and accommodations." Sandy says: "Well, no. We came to discuss...well, Spongebob." Spongebob asks: "Me?! Why do you want to talk about me?" Sandy, uncomfortably, but honestly says: "Well, you DID kind of freak out a little the other day when Treeflower called you stupid!" Spongebob SNAPS and he loudly says: "THAT'S A LIE!!!! Treeflower MIGHT have said something, but I would NEVER freak out OVER...!" Bubble Bass COUGHS to get Spongebob to pay attention to what he's DOING to Spongebob's OWN chair, and Spongebob realizes he almost completely CRUSHED through a solid STEEL arm chair! Bubble Bass calmly says: "I'm going to calmly ask you to keep your temper down." Spongebob's anger subsides, and Spongebob asks: "What is happening to me?" Sandy says: "That's why I asked Bubble Bass to come over here. Bubble Bass, your knowledge and help is CRUCIAL right now! You've seen EVERY single episode of Spongebob Squarepants, Kamp Koral, and The Patrick Star Show made as of May 30, 2022 at least ONCE! Surely you can figure out how to explain this sudden change of behavior!" Bubble Bass says: "Well, it would HELP to know what sponges are NORMALLY good at! Is there any particular thing Spongebob can do very well, that NORMAL sponges can do as well?" Sandy says: "Obviously, the first thing that comes to MY mind, is his ability to absorb things!" Bubble Bass says: "That's what I thought! Spongebob, I have a theory, but I need you to stand perfectly still first." Spongebob asks: "You're not going to try to pull that 'Pickles' trick again, are you?" Bubble Bass says: "First of all, that was a ONE time thing! Second, I'm not the type of guy who would make the SAME mistake TWICE, I actually LEARN from my experiences! I just need you to stand still, so I can create a PERFECT bubble replica of you!" Spongebob says: "I've never personally seen you do THAT before! This will be interesting to see!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! So, stand still...PERFECT!!!! Here comes BUBBLEBOB!!!!" And using his bubble making power, Bubble Bass creates a PERFECT bubble replica of Spongebob! Spongebob says: "Wow! I appreciate the attention to detail!" Bubble Bass says: "I'm sure you do! Now, Sandy, let's say this Bubblebob represents Spongebob when he's normal." Sandy asks: "NORMAL normal, or Spongebob normal?" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob normal, obviously! Even I think being NORMAL normal would be a CRIME against Spongebob's inherent nature!" Spongebob says: "Okay, so, what happens now?" Bubble Bass says: "I need to ask something of you, something that I NEVER thought I would ask you. Spongebob, would it be okay if I gave you a hug?" Spongebob says: "A HUG?!!! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!!" Bubble Bass looks strangely at the camera! (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "I don't pretend to be a psychiatrist. First of all, you need an ACTUAL degree before you can legally practice such a thing. But, seeing as how we don't HAVE an actual pyschiatrist here, I suppose I'm the closest thing Spongebob has got!" / Spongebob says: "I always DREAMED of Bubble Bass hugging me; now he's going to actually do it, out of actual LOVE!" / Sandy asks: "Spongebob actually WANTS Bubble Bass to hug him? Eh, weirder things HAVE happened!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Yes, Spongebob, I DO want to hug you. But, you have to PROMISE not to tell ANYBODY else about this!" Spongebob says: "You KNOW I can't promise you THAT!" Bubble Bass says: "At least you're honest about it! Oh, I almost forgot! Just a precaution, I need to put some bubble CHAINS around Bubblebob! I just hope I'm WRONG!" Bubblebob makes STRONG bubble chains, securing Bubblebob to a steel chair! Bubble Bass says: "Are you ready, Spongebob?" Spongebob says: "I'm READY!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Here we go!" Bubble Bass LIFTS Spongebob up, and, as HARD as he can, Bubble BASS squeezes Spongebob OVER Bubblebob, trying to GET anything that Spongebob has absorbed, into the bubble copy, and there is a LOT of negative looking stuff that gets poured into the bubble copy! Bubble Bass says: "WOW! That felt...a LOT better than it should have! Why didn't you TELL me you were so good to hug?" Spongebob says: "You didn't ask!" Bubble Bass says: "It's a fair cop." Sandy asks: "More importantly, how do you feel?" Spongebob says: "I feel really GREAT! Better than I've felt in a LONG time!" Bubble Bass groans, and he says: "I wish we could say the same for your bubble copy, LOOK!" And the Bubblebob copy now looks all purple, MEAN, nasty, and EVIL, and is trying to break free from the steel chair, but is unable to, due to the strong bubble chains Bubble Bass made! Bubble Bass groans, and says: "Oh, man! I HATE it when I'm right about things that I don't WANT to be right about!" Spongebob nervously asks: "Did THAT nasty stuff actually come out of ME?!" Bubble Bass says: "That's why I needed to hug you, and why I needed to create a bubble copy. Spongebob, you are a sponge. And I've always known you were NEVER just an ordinary sponge. How could you be? You've had more adventures in 23 years, than most people have in their entire lives! But, there is one trait you DO share with normal sponges, the ability to ABSORB things! However, it seems like you're a brand NEW evolution of sponge! In addition to absorbing water and stuff, it seems like you can LITERALLY absorb knowledge and emotions. However, you don't yet seem to have the ability to filter out the good from the bad. And, there's only so much a sponge can absorb before they can't ABSORB anymore! And the only way a sponge CAN absorb more, is if you..." Sandy finishes: "Squeeze them out!" Bubble Bass says: "Like a hug!" Spongebob sadly says: "I had no idea all those negative emotions were inside of me, or that they had built up for so long. I thought I was happy. I thought that words couldn't get to me." Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, this may be HARD for you to hear, but you NEED to hear it anyways. Words CAN hurt! Not physically, but mentally and emotionally! It's perfectly NORMAL to feel upset, sad, or even ANGRY about it! You can't just bottle up and repress your emotions like that! It's not healthy! Do you see what happens when you TRY to do that? You explode in RAGE all at once, and I KNOW that's not you! You HAVE to deal with your emotions in a healthy way!" Spongebob asks: "But can't you just POP Bubblebob, and cause those emotions to POP out of existence?" Bubble Bass says: "That's NOT how dealing with emotions WORKS, especially NOT for anyone who ISN'T a sponge! Dealing with emotions properly is an important skill! Now, I don't know WHY you haven't learned how to deal with them, but it's high time you learned. If you learn how to deal with your emotions properly, you'll be all the better for it!" Spongebob asks: "Are you going to be my teacher, and TEACH me how to deal with my emotions?" Bubble Bass says: "Of course, I will!" And just like that, the purple level in the BubbleBob copy goes DOWN a little! Sandy says: "Did you see THAT?! The BubbleBob copy responsed to something POSITIVE! Maybe if there are more POSITIVE things you can say, maybe the negative level will go down some more!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Positive things...Spongebob, I'm sorry I pulled the 'Pickle' trick on you and caused you to get 'Heroic B.S.O.D'." And the purple level in Bubble Bob goes down some more! Sandy says: "That's good! Say something else!" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, I'm sorry I tricked you and Patrick into doing all of my MOVING for me, and not giving you a Krabby Patty like I promised." And the purple level in Bubblebob goes down some more! Sandy asks: "Anything else?" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, I'm sorry I dressed as Wolfboy and tried to trick you into giving up your action figure, I should've just asked politely and/or traded with you!" And the purple level in Bubblebob goes down to ALMOST halfway, but there's still more unfiltered negative than BubbleBob's normal 'Bubble-ness'! Sandy says: "Don't stop now, we're almost halfway there!" Bubble Bass says: "But I can't THINK of anything else to apologize for! And I don't think it will work if I apologize for things that someone else did. Can YOU think of something?" Sandy thinks about it, and says: "Spongebob, I'm sorry if I ever doubted your abilities in the past. You're a wonderful friend to me, and I'm GLAD that you're my husband!" And the negative level in Bubblebob goes down to EXACTLY halfway! Bubble Bass asks: "Is that all?" Sandy says: "I didn't HAVE as much to apologize for as YOU did! Give me a break here!" Bubble Bass says: "I guess that means the rest of it must be from the times Squidward and/or somebody else said something about him. Unfortunately, I highly doubt we'll get SQUIDWARD to apologize to Spongebob, and we don't have time to track down anyone else who might have put Spongebob down. Besides, we can't FORCE someone to apologize to Spongebob. I mean, TECHNICALLY we could, but that would be wrong!" Spongebob asks: "But what do WE do in the meantime?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, your negative stuff is now HALF gone, so you SHOULD be able to manage well enough now! Still, remember what I said about handling your emotions in the proper way. If someone is telling you something you don't like, you need to EXPRESS yourself in a courteous, but firm way." Spongebob asks: "But what if THAT doesn't work?" Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, you can't FORCE everyone to like you! And sad as it is to say, not everyone is going to respect your wishes. But that doesn't mean that you HAVE to let them have ANY power over you! YOU can choose to ignore them and NOT listen to them! Bullies and other malcontents THRIVE on negative attention! You HAVE to ignore them and NOT feed into their mentality! Even if they HAVE a 'Freudian Excuse', it is simply NO excuse for treating YOU so badly! And I...unintentionally or otherwise, played a part in that. I guess, I was afraid of my own feelings. I wasn't used to feeling the way I do around you. It's strange, but, the more time I spend around you, the more I start to like you and respect you. I wish I started doing it sooner!" Spongebob says: "I do to! But what matters is, you're friends with me NOW, when I could use it the most!" Bubble Bass says: "Thank you! Do you think you can handle BubbleBob inside of you, now?" Spongebob looks at his remaining negative emotions, and he says: "I'm good, because I CHOOSE to be good! Nobody is going to make that choice FOR me! And I know you will BOTH do everything you can to help me!" Sandy says: "Of course we will! And Bubble Bass?" Bubble Bass says: "Yes, Sandy?" Sandy says: "If I ever get eliminated in this competition before you and/or Spongebob, will you PLEASE make sure Spongebob is safe in my stead?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, we're not on the same team, but I'll do what I can! I...!" Spongebob says: "You what?" Bubble Bass says: "I...need to reunite you with ALL your feelings!" And Spongebob absorbs Bubblebob, and Spongebob is back to Spongebob Normal! Sandy says: "Well, at least we now know how to approach this problem! So much for the EASY part! Now, it's time for the main event!" Bubble Bass laughs nervously, and he says: "Right! The main event!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I think we made several important breakthroughs today! It wasn't easy, but Spongebob learned that it's just not healthy to TRY to have a positive attitude ALL the time. Sometimes, you NEED to express when you're feeling angry or upset! That doesn't make you bad, it just makes you HUMAN!...Or Sponge, as the case may be! You just have to be sure to express your feelings in a healthy, constructive way! And if anybody can teach Spongebob handle his emotions, I'm SURE Bubble Bass can!" / Bubble Bass nervously says: "I...almost said I LOVE Spongebob! Why would I SAY that?! Do I REALLY care for him MORE than I ever thought I did?! I married Blonda because I was in love with her! So, why do I feel such a strange feeling of attachment towards Spongebob? Is THIS what Squidward feels like EVERYDAY? Does he have similar feelings towards Spongebob? Of course, I'm not going to ASK Squidward! He'd flat out DENY it, first of all! Second of all, what if BLONDA found out?! I'm not sure where this is going to go to; all I know is, I want to be a GOOD father for Rube! That is more important than anything else!" (End Confessional) In Daggett's own trailer, Daggett has gathered the remaining Silver Snakes and Blue Barracudas (minus Aang) together. Daggett says: "Guys, girls, and other associated creatures, we are in a BAD spot right now! Us Silver Snakes, we are down THREE, nothing! None of the other teams has lost as many contestants as WE have! Why can't we pull it TOGETHER?!" Kitty says: "Obviously, it's because we have too MANY evil villains here, trying to backstab and betray each other!" Snaptrap says: "You mean, we WOULD, if I were allowed to actually CHEAT, we might actually WIN a challenge for once!" Blonda asks: "But is that REALLY the way you want to win, with a BIG, FAT, asterisk?!" Snaptrap says: "It would STILL be better than LOSING, that's for sure!" Bulma says: "Losing isn't even our biggest PROBLEM this time! The problem is Aang, possessed by Master Coelaceanth!" Zim says: "And I'm shocked that I AGREE with her!" Bulma says: "Regardless of whether it WAS accidental or not, the fact of the matter is, we LOST Haggis the other day BECAUSE of Aang! As far as I'm concerned, Aang is OFF the team!" Taotie says: "No argumenets from me there! The question is, how are we going to make SURE Aang gets eliminated? The Immunity Pendant for the Silver Snakes will be up for grabs again! And you know Aang will do ANYTHING it takes to get that Pendant!" Bulma says: "Which is why I've GOT a plan to make SURE Aang DOESN'T get it, and it doesn't involve ANYONE who has had dealings with me in the past, just in case you were wondering!" Gonard says: "Which is perfectly fine with me, I just want to play the game!" Bulma says: "Squidward, Yakety Yak?" Yakety asks: "You want me?" Squidward excitedly asks: "You NEED me?!" Bulma says: "Yes. Yakety, it's time to learn WHAT your skills are! Squidward, it's time you REPAID that favor to me!" (Confessional) Daggett asks: "When did I, of ALL contestants, become one of the few SANE ones trying to keep OUR team together?! Now I know how Treeflower felt during HER first two seasons as a contestant!" / Kitty says: "Our failure rate is WORSE than the Chicago Cubs' track record between 1906 through 2016! And if it isn't, it's definitely comparable!" / Snaptrap says: "I am feeling SO miserable and underappreciated this season! I feel my creativity DRAINING right out of me! I've ALWAYS been a cheater and a malcontent! Without those things, I'm...nothing! OOH...Master Coelaceanth MAY be an unspeakable evil, but working for him would be a HELL of a lot better than having to SUCK it up with the REST of my team! I have no choice, I HAVE to form an alliance with him! It's the only way I'll be able to hold onto any SEMBLANCE of my SANITY!" / Bulma says: "I ALWAYS save my best plans for when I need them most! And while there were several candidates MORE worthy of carrying out my task, Squidward and Yakety Yak were a few of the ONLY contestants who haven't spent enough time around me, to know what I'm capable of! I will play them like a harp! And as long as they sound good, I'll keep them! The minute they stop being useful, I'll convince the others to vote them off! As long as I come off being MORE useful to challenges than THEY are, I should be PERFECTLY safe!" (End Confessional) Bulma takes Squidward and Yakety Yak to her own private trailer. Bulma says: "All right, Yakety, spill it! Are you ANY good at carving?!" Yakety says: "You're looking at the BEST carving yak in all of yak history! Not that I know of a lot of competition, I'm just saying!" Bulma says: "Good! I need you to carve a FAKE Immunity Pendant of Life for Aang to find! If he finds the FAKE Pendant, he won't spend time trying to look for the REAL one! But just as an EXTRA precaution, that's where Squidward comes in!" Squidward says: "And what do I have to do?" Bulma says: "You will keep your eyes on Aang at ALL times, and make sure he does NOT leave your gaze for one minute during the competition! You need to make sure that Aang does NOT find the REAL Immunity Pendant of Life!" Squidward asks: "But why can't YOU do it?" Bulma says: "DUH!!!! Because I need to find the Immunity Pendant of Life for myself! I'm the biggest THREAT to Aang's plans, he's going to target ME first! That's why I need to be the one who finds it! Besides, it wouldn't be any good to the two of you, since you're both on the Blue Barracudas." Yakety says: "That's a fair enough point." Bulma says: "And one more thing, Yakety; make EXTRA sure you make YOUR carving look like SNAPTRAP'S craft, I'll give you an example of what HIS looks like!" And Bulma gives him various blueprints of Snaptrap's schematics. Yakety asks: "But why do I need to make it look like Snaptrap's work?" Bulma says: "Obviously, so they can't trace it BACK to you! I KNOW this isn't exactly a completely altruistic plan, but it NEEDS to be done! Master Coelaceanth is CLEARLY the bad guy in this scenario, and we HAVE to get rid of him, regardless of HOW that gets accomplished!" Squidward says: "Agreed. The longer he stays here, the more dangerous he becomes to the rest of us!" And all three of them put their hands or tentacles together in agreement! Bulma says: "And one final thing; under NO circumstances are you to let ANYONE else know what we discussed about in this trailer! Aang can NOT know what we are planning until it is too late for him to stop us!" Yakety says: "I can't argue with her there! There's simply no telling what fury the Avatar might unleash if he knew we were plotting against him!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "The only reason I'm NOT the one making the FAKE Immunity Pendant of Life, is that Snaptrap already has experience of me FRAMING him for one of MY misdeeds! But Yakety? Snaptrap would NEVER see that coming! Besides, I've already figured out that Snaptrap will TRY to betray us by trying to sell us out to Aang, and I'm simply repaying him in kind! Poor fool! You should NEVER be too predictable, when it comes to being a villain!" / Yakety says: "I wasn't born YESTERDAY, obviously! I know that Bulma is asking us to do slightly unethical things in order to get rid of Aang, but Aang is a danger to OUR team as well, in addition to everyone else! Besides, we get Aang out of the game, it's one LESS gigantic thing for us to worry about!" / Squidward grunts in irritation, and says: "It FIGURES Bulma would make ME do the most DANGEROUS part of this whole endeavor! That is SO typical Bulma! Keeping herself the safest, while making her so-called 'Partner's', do all the dirty work for her! But the thing of it is, I HAVE no better options at the table! Besides, Bulma outlasted a WHOLE 51 other contestants in season three, so she must have been doing SOMETHING right! Besides, if I know what she's capable of, I can take steps to protect myself! Who says you CAN'T teach an old octopus new tricks?!" (End Confessional) Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers he says: "Just a reminder, contestants! Haggis McHaggis has been eliminated via Med Evac, and Monster Krumholtz quit the competition! Everyone else, please report to the Moat to hear about today's legend! That is all!" Stimpy sighs, and says: "I still can't believe Haggis is gone! I've never been FORCED to be on my own THIS early in the competition before!" Marlene says: "Stimpy, you're not REALLY alone, you're with the REST of your team!" Dog says: "That's right! We are ALL on your side, and Haggis would WANT you to keep going!" Super Chum says: "The mark of a TRUE hero, is their ability to persevere even when times get tough! What would Powdered Toast Man do, BESIDES not fly forwards?" Stimpy says: "He would fight against the most vile villain no matter WHAT the odds! I know that I'll be all right, because I know that I can rely on the rest of you to be my friends!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I guess it is kind of silly that I've been missing Ren. I mean, I still have nine other contestants on my team who have got my back. I don't NEED to think of REN...do I?" / Super Chum says: "Even though I can't use the FULL extent of my super strength, due to the rules of the competition, I can still use normal strength, and that should be enough to protect Stimpy, and help us win the day!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and line up at the moat! Sniz says: "Welcome contestants, to what might be one of the most eventful days in YOUR entire life! While it is true that two more of you will be eliminated when all is said and done, I still have the feeling that it will be quite memorable for more reasons that that!" Aang, in his own voice says: "Especially, because when I get through making a completely HUMILIATING display on the Green Monkeys, they're going to wish they never, EVER met me!" Wally says: "You're a little too late in THAT department, I already WISH I hadn't met you!" Aang, in his own voice says: "SHUT UP! You KNEW what I MEANT, especially SPONGE BRAT!!!!" Spongebob says: "If you're trying to freak me out, it won't WORK this time! I've gotten help in dealing with my emotions properly!" Snaptrap scoffs, and he says: "PROPERLY?! You couldn't even get your DRIVER'S license without General Barracuda's help! What hope could you POSSIBLY have against the two of us?!" Spongebob says: "I have friends, REAL friends, who I don't have to INTIMIDATE through fear or FORCE to get them to do things for me, they do things because it's the RIGHT thing to do! And Snaptrap, I think you're MUCH too gifted of a genius to let yourself be controlled by a dirty COWARD like Master Coelaceanth!" Aang morphs into Master Coelaceanth's garb, and in Master Coelaceanth's voice, he says: "WHAT...did you just SAY?!!!" Spongebob says: "Oh, I'm sorry, was that too complicated for YOU, Master Coelaceanth? I'll TRY dumbing it down into language that YOU can understand! DUH!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "I am GONNA--!" Aang JERKS back into control, and Aang says: "WRONG!!!! Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!! Stick to the plan, stick to the PLAN!!!!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "I'm TRYING, but he's making it so DIFFICULT!!!!" Aang says: "Use your HEAD! If he gets eliminated via Med Evac, you'll accomplish NOTHING towards getting revenge against him! You HAVE to break his spirit first! It's the ONLY way you can WIN for good!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "I DESPISE the word, 'Good', but you DO have FAR more experience eliminating contestants than I do. I'll cede control to you, for now!" And Aang morphs back into his own garb! Aang, in his own voice says: "And I personally do not LIKE being told what to do!" Sniz says: "That may be, but you'll still need to listen to today's legend, and find out how to get across the Moat! Olmec, what is the Legend for today?" Olmec says: "Today's legend is the Broken Shackles of Harriet Tubman!" Sniz says: "All right! In the spirit of that challenge, the way you're going to cross the Moat today, revolves grabbing the shackles hanging on the sturdy chain pulley system! You will swing across the moat, making sure to grab onto every shackle, in order to get across! If you fall off, you will have to swim back and try again! Once all team-members are across, you will ring your respective team's gong, in order to advance to the Steps Of Knowledge! Where you finish, will determine which team setup we will have today! And, since every team besides the Silver Snakes has two extra members, those teams will have to sit two members out." The Green Monkeys discuss with each other, and Po says: "Super Chum and I will sit this one out; we don't want to accidentally BREAK the shackles with our super strength!" Judy says: "I don't have super strength, I just don't feel like getting WET right now, so no!" Gerald says: "That goes for me! I just got my hair to look the way I want it to, and my lady fans would be devastated if anything were to happen to it!" Tigress says: "And by 'Lady fans', he means his mother and POSSIBLY his younger sister!" Otto says: "Ignore her!" Sniz says: "Noted, moving on!" Squidward says: "Uh, Yakety Yak and I will sit this one out. I want to WATCH how Aang performs!" Aang says: "REALLY?!" (Confessional) Aang, in his own voice says: "It's about TIME somebody realized who the most VALUABLE contestant IS this season! I mean, SERIOUSLY, people!" / Squidward says: "Of course, I'm not watching Aang SOLELY for his performance! I'm just making sure he doesn't get his hands on that Immunity Pendant of Life!" Yakety pops in, and he says: "Speaking of, I just finished making the FAKE one, and I'll hide in a place where Aang can find it! Oh, and I better tell Bulma where I put it so she doesn't pick it up by mistake!" Squidward says: "Good call!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Everyone else is ready, and since you're swinging across chains, what better way to set the mood than to play Fleetwood Mac's hit song, 'The Chain', from their 1977 mega hit ablum, 'Rumours'. I mean, is there anybody you KNOW of who hasn't at LEAST listened to that album?! Rhetorical question, don't answer it! And, GO!!!!" / During the montage, both the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys make good time crossing the chains, while the Blue Barracudas move at a slower pace, and the Silver Snakes keep failing because Aang/Master Coelaceanth CAN'T keep his composure over how GOOD Spongebob is doing! Fleetwood Mac sings: "Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise. Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. Listen to the wind blow, down comes the night. Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies. Break the silence, damn the dark, damn the light. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying, you would never break the (never break the) chain. (Instrumental Break) Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows! Chain, keep us together. Running in the shadows!" / And the montage ends as the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys manage to get across first, while the Blue Barracudas and the Silver Snakes eventually finish behind them! Sniz says: "And it's all over! With a set-up that's NOW starting to look PRETTY familiar, the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys will be working together, while the Blue Barracudas will once again be paired with the Silver Snakes!" Spongbob asks: "What's the matter, MASTER Coelaceanth, not winning as EASILY as you THOUGHT you would?!" Aang is VISIBLY angry, but STILL speaking in his own voice, he says: "I never SAID it would be EASY to win against YOU!!!!" Sandy says: "Just admit it, you're NOT going to beat him!" Master Coelaceanth's voice says: "Too bad for you I'm not INTERESTED in beating him, NOT anymore! I must THOROUGHLY crush his spirit, and I MUST BREAK YOU, PIECE BY PIECE!!!!" Spongebob is unnerved, but he says: "The more you tighten your grip, the more victories will slip through your fingers." Aang, in his own voice, says: "We shall see!" Yakety goes to Bulma, and whispers something inaudible (to the audience) into her ear. Bulma says: "Thank you for telling me what you DID with it!" Harvey asks: "Did with what?" Bulma coyly says: "Oh, wouldn't YOU like to know?" Fee says: "As a matter of fact, we WOULD!" Bulma says: "Tough luck! I'm NOT on your team, and nobody BESIDES Squidward and Yakety wanted to WORK with me! Besides, I think we all know that YOU'RE not qualified to outlast ME in a competition!" Harvey gasps, and he says: "Not QUALIFIED to outlast YOU in a competition?! We'll just SEE about that!" Snaptrap goes to Aang, and Snaptrap chuckles: "I FIXED it for YOU, AANG!!!! Getting DOWN the Steps of Knowledge will be a BLAST!!!!" Aang smiles evilly, and he says: "Thank you, Snaptrap. YOU shall be spared, when the time comes!" Snaptrap says: "Anything to feel like MY old self again! See, Bulma? You're not the ONLY one who can make new FRIENDS!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "And once again, Snaptrap behaves EXACTLY in the way I would expect him to! Framing HIM for the mess that's going to go down tonight, will be all too easy! I know where Yakety put the FAKE Pendant, now it's time to find the REAL one!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We'll take five and come right back, so don't miss the exciting conclusion to this exciting episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

I'll pick the "Community Deathmatch" balloon.

I'll pick the "JCMovies" glove.

I'll try "Spongebob: Lost In Translation".

Useless Twist Fact #1: When nobody is looking, Flo likes to practice becoming the next Chubby Checker!

Hammers...for when a simple "ALT+CLICK+DELETE" just won't DO!

To quote Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: "Even the losers get lucky sometimes!"

I'll take the Rooster Costume, the Penguin Plush, the Panda Plush, the Candy Pizza, and the Chocolate Ice Cream!

I'll pick the "SBC Parallel Universe Balloon".

I'll pick the "Underwater Survivor" glove.

Peter Gabriel: "I wanna be your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name! Ah! I wanna be your sledgehammer! Let this be my testimony!"

I'll try "Feral Phobia".