Jjs Goodman

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Hey Barry, I got you.

Let's go have a chat in my garage.

Surrender to the soup, Barry!

He's not in charge. I am. I know how to press those buttons. Hey, I installed them.

gabagool

"Saul Goodman is kind of like a cockroach, in the sense that he’s probably going to survive all nuclear wars, and he’ll still be out there somewhere after mankind has become extinct." - George Washington

You never had the makings of a Varsity athlete.

I have come to reclaim Rome for my people!

The guy was an interior decorator.

Quasimodo predicted all this.

I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.

"He who seeks revenge digs two graves." - Gene Cousineau 

"What a stupid fucking quote." - Shadow the Hedgehog

Most people wouldn't understand. To make an omelet you have to break a few eggs. I mean, to build bridges, people have to fall.

Ceiling, your Squidward is talking to me!

"I don't believe in Maroon 5, I just believe in me." - John Lennon

it's nice henry kissinger knew when to finally take a nap, I hope he's doing well with satan

My name is Kevin Ethan Levin. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

"I'm going to need gum." - John Wick

"call me indiana jones" - Yuno Miles

Help!

Jinjo! Weee!

The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears

BEHOLD THE WIZARD