Past, Present, and Future

[MMM]

16 - Alternate Mirrors

 

(Setting: Spongebob's room)

Spongegar : AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Spongebob : Woah, Spongegar! What happened?

Spongegar : Sconga duonga stonga wonga! (There's a scary thing over there!)

Spongebob : No, that's just a mirror. You use it to look at yourself

Spongegar : Mee-rir. (looks in mirror) Ohhh..

Spongetron : Yeah, in the future, there are chrome mirrors, where you see a chrome version of yourself in the mirror!

Spongebob : Cool!

Spongegar : Flonga jomonga nooonga thonga! (Maybe there's someone in the mirror.)

Spongebob : No. Spongegar-

(Spongegar crashes hand through mirror)

Spongebob : Ohh...

(Mirror versions of Spongebob, Spongegar, and Spongetron erupt out of the mirror)

Spongetron : AHHH!

Mirror Spongetron : Nortegnops ma I ,olleh. (Hello, I am Spongetron.)

Spongetron : What?

Spongebob : Hmmm...he's speaking backwards!

Mirror Spongebob : Olleh ,sey. (Yes, hello.)

(Mirror versions of Patrick, Patar, Patron, Squidward, Squidtron, Squog, Krabstron, Krabs, and Krabsgar erupt out of the mirror)

Mirror Spongebob : Emac uoy ,yeh! (Hey, you came!)

Mirror Patrick : Srorrim esoht ni kcuts gnieb fo kcis re'we ,sey! (Yes, we're sick of being stuck in those mirrors!)

Mirror Squidtron : Srorrim! Ni kcuts su tpek ohw lla yortsed tsum ew! (We must destroy all who kept us stuck in mirrors!)

Spongetron : I'm still lost here...

Spongebob : There going to destroy Bikini Bottom! AHHHHHHH!

Spongetron : AHHHHHHH!

Spongegar : AHHHHHH!

Mirror Squog : AHHHHH! (HAAAA!)

(View of Bikini Bottom is shown. The town is in ruins, with buildings on fire and/or demolished.)

Fred : (in the background) MY LEG!

Spongebob : Wait, I have an idea! (grabs shell phone and dials MM and BB's number) Hello, Mermaid Man? Barnacle Boy?

(No answer)

Spongebob : Hello?

(Transition to show Reef Beach)

Mermaid Man : (sipping Dr. Kelp) Ahhh...

Barnacle Boy : Hey, can I have some of that?

Mermaid Man : Hm, sure.

(Transition back to Bikini Bottom)

Spongebob : Hello? Anyone? (runs to the Mermalair) Hello? Oh, look, a note. (reads note) Gone on vacation. Back in one week. (sets down note) Oh,  no! I have to figure this out myself! (runs back to SG and ST)

Spongetron : What happened?

Spongebob : I called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, but they weren't home!

Spongetron : Oh, no!

(SB and ST are then grabbed by a now giant mirror Patrick)

Mirror Patrick : Ah ah ahhh! (Ha ha haaa!)

Spongebob : What do we do?

Spongetron : Hey, I could fly us out!

(SB hops on ST with some difficulty, but ST can't fly out of the clutches of mirror Patrick.

Spongebob : Aw, man.

Spongetron : I have an idea! (teleports to SB's room to get mirror, then teleports back, and shoves the mirror in Patrick's face, and every mirror character gets sucked with my mirror.)

Spongebob : Good job!

(SB and ST fall to the ground, and everyone cheers for them)

Spongebob : Ah, that was good.

(MM and BB rush to the scene)

Barnacle Boy : Oh, we're late.

[MMM]

Writer's Note : This episode is counted as 18 in production order, as 17 is in progress and will be done by a guest writer.

 

18 - Spongegar Goes to the Doctor

 

(Setting: Spongegar's room)

Spongegar : Muahaaahhhhhhh....

Spongebob : Spongegar, what wrong?

Spongegar : Wwwoongaa mongaaa (Ohh, i'm sick.)

Spongebob : We need to get you to a doctor.

Spongegar : Ohh..kayy..

(transition to Dr. Gilliam's office)

Dr. Gilliam : So what's wrong with you..primitive looking patient?

Spongegar : Monga wonga balonga haronga. (I'm sick. Can you help me?)

(Close up of Dr. Gilliam looking confused)

Dr. Gilliam : Uh, what?

Spongegar : Yonga, monga wonga balonga haronga. (I said, i'm sick. Can you help me?)

Dr. Gilliam : Well...

(Transition to the waiting room)

Spongebob : (listening to music) Ah.. (doctor passes by) Hey, thanks for leaving these music players here!

Doctor : No problem.

Spongegar : (arms flapping) CONGA SLONGA BONGA! (I NEED HELP! HELP!)

Dr. Gilliam : I can't understand you..

Spongegar : Fonga! Wronga nisonga polonga Spongebob! (Hey! Spongebob understands me, and maybe he can translate me!)

Dr. Gilliam : Whatever.

(SG runs out into the waiting room, but Spongebob is nowhere to be found)

Spongegar : Spongebob? Monga. (Spongebob? Whatever.)

(SG walks back to doctor room)

Spongebob : (comes out of bathroom) Ahh...Wait, I think I heard Spongegar.

Dr. Gilliam : I can't understand you!

Spongebob : But I can! (bursts into doctor room) I can translate Spongegar!

Dr. Gilliam : Really, what's wrong with him?

Spongebob : He's sick.

Dr. Gilliam : Oh. Well, Spongegar, just drink this medicine and you'll be better. (hands SG a cup with pink liquid in it)

Spongegar : (glugs entire cup down) Ahh..umbonga wonga slonga! (Ahh..I feel great now!)

Spongebob : He's fine now.

Dr. Gilliam : Great!

[MMM]

Guest written by Storm.

 

17 - MM and BB Movie Watching

 

SpongeBob: Hey SpongeGar. Ready to go to the movies?

SpongeGar: Mog Gaong so goag. (Yes I am ready.)

SpongeBob: Ok then lets go. *Runs to the movies with SpongeGar*

Spongetron: It is not fair. I don't get to go to the movies. I know, I will go visit Squidtron.

(AT Squidtron's house) Spongetron: Hey Squidtron do you want to go to the movies?

Squidtron: No!

Spongetron: Darn it. Why didn't SpongeBob invite me to go to see the MM&BB movie?

Squidtron: Why don't you go meet MM&BB instead?

Spongetron: Great idea. Thanks Squidtron.

(AT the Movie theater) SpongeBob: Ok here we are.

SpongeGar: Mong Gajd Soam. (Lets set down.)

SpongeBob: Ok. *Sets down* Look here is some Popcorn and some hot drinks.

SpongeGar: Moah (Cool). *Picks up the hot drink and drops it on Fred's leg*

Fred: My Leg!

SpongeTron: Oh my gosh it is MM&BB!

Mermaid Man: Here you go kid here is the new MM&BB toy and comic.

Barnacle Boy: Next!
Spongetron: Hi MM&BB.

Barnacle Boy: Oh great you again. 

Spongetron: Well really we haven't met before. You see where I come from it is not 2002. 

Barnacle Boy: SpongeBob please stop it.

Spongetron: But I am not SpongeBob I am SpongeTron. So can I get a picture with you guys?

Mermaid Man: Yes.

(At the movie theater) SpongeBob: Wow, what a great movie!

SpongeGar: Uhdu eidjedi oduhdj uddhjdh jddj. (I still can't believe MM&BB beat Man Ray after he took there powers away)

SpongeBob: Same. Hey what's this?

Fred: It is the bill for my leg!
SpongeBob: Ok you will have the money by Monday. *Steps away with SpongeGar. SpongeGar steps on Fred's other leg*

Fred: My other leg!

(Back at the comic book place) Spongetron: Bye MM&BB.

(Outside) Spongetron: Wow what a day. What's this? It is a paper for the MM&BB movie. It says "The MM&BB movie will be open to watch again at 5 PM to 7:30 PM." Looks like I can see the MM&BB movie after all. 

[MMM]

19 - Abstracticollaria

 

(Spongetron is reading a book)

Spongetron : Hmmnhmmh...great book! I think i'll write one myself!

(Transition to Spongetron sitting at a desk with a lot of paper)

Spongetron : OK, time to write! Now, what will this be about?

Narrator : (cue timecard) 1 hour later...

Spongetron : Hmm.. (begins scribbling things on paper, and the camera zooms in on the paper, and ST begins reading what he's writing) One day...Spongetron Squarepants woke up.

(The events of the book begin showing)

Spongetron : (wakes up) Ahhh.. (falls off a cliff where he woke up) AHHHHHHHH! Wait, I can fly. (rocket legs begin dragging him upward and he begins falling into Spongebob's bed)

Spongebob : (wakes up) Woah! Where are we?

Spongetron : (reads sign) Chsaa Abstracticollaria.

Spongebob : Huh?

Spongetron : We must be in some place called Abstracticollaria. (continues reading) Djfkad codhs of 14. 

(Sign flies up into the sky, and the sky starts falling)

Spongebob and Spongetron : OH NO!

(Spongegar falls from the sky.)

Spongegar : AHH! Wasonga monga! (Ah! Where are we?)

Spongetron : Abstracticollaria...

(The sky falls through SG, SB, and ST)

Spongetron : Woah..

(Abstracticollaria gets sucked up into a dresser drawer, which randomly appears from nowhere, and SG, SB, and ST begin falling down to nowhere)

Spongebob, Spongetron, and Spongegar : AHHHHHHHH! 

Spongetron : Wait, I can fly. 

(Spongetron looks to see his rocket legs have been replaced with wooden ovals)

Spongetron : Oh...

SB, ST, and SG : AHHHHHHHHHHH....

Narrator : (cue timecard) 482 hours later...

(SB. ST, and SG are still floating to nowhere)

Spongebob : Ummm...

(They begin falling upward and land in a dark place)

Spongetron : Where are we?

Spongegar : Jonga mionga. (I don't know.)

(SB suddenly jerks his head up and the metal box they were in explodes)

Spongetron : We were in a metal box? And why are we standing on the number 5?

(The characters are indeed standing on a giant 5)

Spongebob : I don't know..

(A plus is suddenly made)

Spongetron : Five plus something...

(Zooms out to show TImmy Monroe working a math sheet)

Timmy Monroe : Eight is 13! Wait, what are those things on my paper?

(Zooms in)

Spongetron : (looking around) 6 + 3 = _? 4 + 2 = _? What's going on?

(Zooms out, and keeps out to show a bunch of Timmy Monroes working on the sheet)

Timmy Monroe #81 : 6 + 3 = 10!

Timmy Monroe #82 : No it doesn't...

Timmy Monroe #81 : Oh, yeah...

(Zooms in, where the numbers have come alive)

8 : Hmmm...

Spongegar : Ah!

5 : Rghhh! 

3 : RAGHHH!

Spongebob : Oh, no...

(The already small floor has become thinner until all the characters are floating in midair)

Spongetron : Hey, I can fly again!

Spongebob : No time! These number are about to eat us!

(Numbers come closer towards SG, SB, ST)

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 : AHHHHHGHHHHH!

Spongegar : Nonga kionga wasonga... (Our lives are over!)

(Transition to show Spongetron writing the book)

Spongetron : And...then...the..three..sponges...teleported...back...home...and...began...the...numbers...began....falling...to...nowhere...The End!

Spongebob : (walks by) Hey, Spongetron. What cha doing?

Spongetron : (hands manuscript to SB) This.

Spongebob : (reads and gives a thumbs up)

[MMM]

20 - The Letter

 

Spongetron : (walking outside) Doo doo doo doo doo DOO doo doo DOO doo DOOOOO....

(Mail truck arrives)

Spongetron : Ooh, mail!

Mailman : (steps out of truck) Letter for Mr. Spongetron Squarepants!

Spongetron : I'm Spongetron Squarepants!

Mailman : Great! (hands ST letter and hops in mail truck) Bye! (drives off)

Spongetron : Hmm..I wonder who could have sent this...(reads writing on envelope) For Spongetron Squarepants: IMPORTANT...

(Transition to Patron watching TV)

Patron : I wonder if Spongetron got my important letter?

(Transition back to ST)

Spongetron : Oh, man! Oh, man! What if someone's after me? 

Spongebob : (walks outside) Hey, Spongetron!

Spongetron : (grabs SB by the shirt collar) WHAT IF SOMEONE'S AFTER ME?!?!

Spongebob : WOAH, Spongetron! What's going on?

Spongetron : I got a formal looking letter that's important! (hands SB the letter)

Spongebob : Hmmm...AHHHHH!

Spongetron : I know!

Spongebob : What if someone's after you?

Spongetron : ..wait!

Spongebob : What?

Spongetron : I have an idea.

(Transition to SB and ST hiding on the ceiling)

Spongebob : What do we do?

Spongetron : Let's stay up here.

Narrator : (cue timecard) 10 weeks later..

Spongebob : Uh, Spongetron?

Spongetron : What?

Spongebob : We have to open that letter sometime.

Spongetron : No! We will never open it!

(Gary and Garetron come into room)

Gary : Mrow. (holds food bowl up)

Garetron : Mreap. (holds food bowl up)

Spongebob : How are we going to get around that?

Spongetron : (pulls snail food can out of shirt pocket and dumps in down into the food bowls)

Spongebob : Oh. Still, I have to get to work!

(Transition to the Krusty Krab)

Bikini Bottomites : (in mob) WE WANT PATTIES! WE WANT PATTIES!

Squidward : (behind the grill) Er...

Krabs : (comes into kitchen) Come on, Mr. Squidward!

(Transition back to the pineapple living room)

Spongetron : Oh, yeah.

Spongebob : See, there's a lot of more things we could do instead of hiding on the ceiling avoiding that letter!

Spongetron : You're right.

(ST grabs SB by the hand, and they float down)

Spongetron : N-now to open that letter...

Spongebob : (Nervously biting fingernails)

(ST and opens the letter and reads it)

Spongetron : Dear, Spongetron...

Spongebob : What does it say?

Spongetron : We haven't gone jellyfishing in a while. Jellyfishing is fun and important to me. Can we go tomorrow? From, Patron.

Spongebob : That's it?

Spongetron : Yyyyes.

(SB and ST stare at each other for a couple seconds, then burst into hysterical fits of laughter)

Spongebob : DAHAHAH!

Spongetron : AHAHAHAH! It was just a jellyfishing invite!'

(A knock at the door is heard, and ST opens it, only to see Patron)

Spongetron : Sure, we can go tomorrow!

Patron : Yay! Wanna play at Patrick's rock?

Spongetron : Sure!

(The two walk off laughing)

Spongebob : Ah, good times. (closes door)

 

 

.

[MMM]

21 - Squidtron in G Major

 

(Setting: Squidward's house)

Squidward : (playing clarinet)

Squidtron : (comes in room) Wow...

Squidward : (stops playing and turns around) Wait, you like this?

Squidtron : Yes.

Squidward : Finally...someone who appreciates my music!

Squidtron : Where can I learn to play like that?

Squidward : From Mr. Tentacles, clarinet professor.

Squidtron : Great!

(Transition to SQ and SQT sitting outside the tiki on a bench)

Squidward : (hands SQT a clarinet) Here's your clarinet.

Squidtron : (breathing heavily) Hoohoohoohoo....

Squidward : Yes, there are many tunes to the clarinet. See the holes in it?

Squidtron : Yes, I do.

Squidward : If you don't cover any of the holes or the keys and play a sound, you have a G Major.

Squidtron : Alright.

Squidward : Play a G Major, will you?

Squidtron : Mhm... (plays a beautiful G Major)

Squidward : Woah! 

(Zoom to Spongebob's pineapple)

Spongetron : Woah...

Spongegar : Woah...

Spongebob : Woah...

(The sponges go outside to listen to Squidtron's music, in addition to the crabs and starfishes)

Patgar : Conga! (Amazing!)

Krabstron : Right! Ark ark ark!

Squidtron : (stops playing) Woah, you like this?

Sponge, Starfish and Crab Walla : Yeah! Of course! Sure! Skulonga! (Yep!)

Squidward : I can play too...

Spongetron : Really? Can I hear it?

Squidward : Of course! (begins playing a horrible G Major)

(All characters except SQT and SQ walk off)

Squidward : (stops playing) What?

Squidtron : Hehe...

Squidward : Well....i'm glad you're good at playing, but what about me?

Squidtron : Well... (begins playing again)

(All Bikini Bottomites show up)

BB Walla : Wow! Great! Nice! Cool!

Squidward : What?

Nat Peterson : What do you mean what?

Squidward : How do you like him better than me?

Nat Peterson : Let's hear you.

(SQ plays a G Major horribly)

Nat Peterson : Boo!

BBs : BOOO!

Squidtron : (stops playing) Huh?

Harold : NO, keep playing!

BB Walla : Keep playing! Come on! Do it! Keep playing it!

Squidtron : No.

Squidward : What?

BBs : BOO, YOU STINK!

Squidtron : I never meant to be so good. I just wanted to impress Squidward, but he's a good player too. (picks up clarinet and begins playing like Squidward)

Squidward : Thanks, Squidtron.

(BBs walk off)

[MMM]

22 - Jear

 

(Setting: Spongebob's room)

(SB, SG, and ST looking bored)

Spongebob : Ahhhh....what should we do?

Spongetron : Hey, Spongegar.

Spongegar : Hm?

Spongetron : How you like to see your family and friends?

Spongegar : Ya ya ya!  

Spongebob : What? Where?

Spongetron : I saw a Bikini Bottom Natural History Museum once...

Spongebob : Great idea!

(Transition to SB, SG, and ST arriving at the BBNHM)

Spongegar : Tonga sidonga wonga? (Where are they?)

Spongetron : (turns around) Woah...

(Sees caveman frozen in ice block)

Spongegar : WWWWOOOAAAHHH! (punches block, and it breaks)

Caveman  : Aonga poonga monga Jear. (Hi, my name is Jear.)

Spongegar : Hi Jear.

Jear : Hullo.

(SG and Jear walk off)

Spongetron : Wait!

(Transition to Lake Fishman)

Jear : Jonga naonga? (What's your name?)

Spongegar : Spongegar.

Jear : Oh.

Spongegar : Ye.

Jear : Asonga chronga monga longa? (Who were those other guys with you?)

Spongegar : Oh, alonga nonga. (Oh, just some family.)

(Transition to SB and ST crying at the pineapple)

Spongebob : Why did Spongegar do this? It's like we're just some family to him now!

Spongetron : Yeah! Wait, wouldn't he still care about us?

Spongegar : Yonga tonga wonga oonga onga monga songa konga. (I wonder how the others are doing. Probably fine.)

Spongebob : Wait, I think saw something suspicious about that caveman..

Spongetron : What?

(Cue flashback to Jear pushing a button on the ice block, causing it to melt)

Spongebob : We need to find Jear.

(Transition to SB and ST finding Jear at Lake Coral)

Spongebob : Hello, Jear.

Jear : Hullo.

Spongebob : Where's Spongegar?

Jear : Fonga yonga. (Just left.)

Spongetron : Oh, no!

Jear : Whu?

Spongetron : Jear, there's a button on you!

Jear : Tonga gonga! (Don't press that!)

(SG presses button)

Jear : (off screen) No!

Spongebob and Spongetron : Woah.

(Screen fades to black for two seconds, and opens back up with Spongegar and Jear laying in the pineapple's front yard, and talking)

Spongegar : Smonga lilonga? (How are you?)

Jear : Oh..eonga. (Oh..good.)

Spongebob : (watching conversation through window) We have to do something about this.

Spongetron : Well, he can't stay friends with "Jear" forever, can he? Haha.

Spongebob : Yeah!

(A view of Bikini Atoll is shown, with day turning night, then night turning to day, and vice versa two more times)

Spongegar : Vonga songa? (Nice night, huh?)

Jear : Mhm.

Spongebob : We'll do something in the morning. For now, i'm tired.

Spongetron : Me too.

(SB and ST go to sleep, and another of Bikini Atoll is shown, with night turning to day)

Spongebob : (gets dressed) Come on.

Spongetron : (gets dressed and feeds the snails) Okay.

Spongegar : Ah..

Jear : Ah...

(SB and ST burst outside)

Spongegar : Woah!

Spongebob : Spongegar, I hate to tell you this, but...

Spongegar : Uh?

(ST presses the button on Jear, and Jear's true identity is revealed)

Spongebob : ...Jear's actually a guy in a caveman costume to help the natural history museum.

Spongegar : (drops jaw, but picks it back up) What?

Guy in Costume : No, I can explain.

Spongegar : (points to ST and SB) Ponga monga reponga oponga. (These are my best friends. They aren't costumes)

(GIC walks off)

Spongegar : Blonga bonga longa songa yonga monga aonga. (I'm sorry that I ever did something so stupid.)

Spongebob : No, it's fine! Dahahaha!

Spongetron : Come on, let's go inside.

(The three indeed go inside)

[MMM]

23 - Party Insomnia

 

(Setting: Miller Books)

Spongetron : I get so bored when Spongebob leaves for work. Patron is always busy...

(Cut to Patron watching a static screen)

Spongetron : Squidtron needs time with his clarinet practicing...

(Cue flashback)

Spongetron : Hey, Squidtron! Wanna come out and play?

Squidtron : No, I need time to practice clarinet!

(Flashback ends)

Spongetron : And Krabstron is always with his money! I need a book that tells me how to...(stops flying) Woah.

(Close up of book named "How to Party")

Spongetron : That's it! I can invite them over for a party!

(Transition to ST slamming the book on the check out table)

Spongetron : How much?

Miller : $5.95.

(ST pulls out chrome money)

Miller : Um...

Spongetron : Oh, haha. I think Spongebob gave me some normal money (pulls out $5.95 in undersea money).

Miller : (takes money from ST) OK, guy. You're good to go.

Spongetron : Great! (flies out)

Spongegar : (walks up to check out table) Coplonga monga ponga songa wonga eonga lironga. (I'd like to buy James Coral Tales Vol. 4.)

Miller : Okay....$4.99.

Spongegar : (pulls out rock money)

Miller : (under breath) Ohhh boy.

(Transition to Spongetron arriving back at the pineapple)

Spongetron : Okay..(reading book) Step One: Inviting Guests.

(Short montage is shown of ST writing invitations to Patron, Squidtron, Krabstron, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Krabs, Spongegar, Patar, Squog, and Krabgar and mailing them)

Spongetron : Step Two: Make a schedule.

(ST pulls out piece of paper)

Spongetron : 7:30...People Arrive...7:45..... Watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.....8:15.....Read Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comics.....8:45....Spongetron Rides...9:10...Inside Jellyfishing....9:30...Bubble Blowing...10:00....Chocolate Coral....10:30.....Krabby Patties...11:00...People leave. Well, that's done! Step Three: Wait until arrival time.

Narrator : (cue timecard) 7:30 PM..

Spongebob : (opens house door) Hey, Spongetron!

Spongetron : Hey, Spongebob! I'm having a party!

Spongebob : Cool!

Spongetron : It starts now!

(Patrick, Patron, Patgar, Krabs, Krabtron, and Krabgar arrive)

Spongetron : The gang's all here...wait, where are the squids?

Patar : Hmm... (runs into the tiki and grabs the squids by the neck and brings back to the party)

Squidtron : Hrgh...

(Patar drops them)

Squidward : Patar! What was that for!

Patron : Party!

Squidtron : I'm out.

(Patron boards up windows)

Spongetron : Uhh...thanks.

Squidward : Fine, i'll party.

Spongetron : Ooh..7:45! Time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! (turns on TV) Sit down, everyone!

(Everyone sits down)

Announcer : Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in Episode 932: Wall Man!

Narrator : (cue timecard) 30 minutes later..

Spongetron : Okay! Time to read some comics!

(Everyone sits down with comics)

Narrator : (cue timecard) 30 minutes later...

Spongetron : OK, ride on me!

(Everyone piles on Spongetron)

Spongetron : No, one at a time, Patrick, you first!

Patrick : Whoopee! (hops on ST)

Narrator : (cue timecard) 25 minutes later...

Spongetron : Alright, inside jellyfishing! Grab your nets!

Spongebob : Well, i'm going to go to sleep. See ya.

Spongetron : Alright!

(SB goes to sleep)

Spongebob : Agh...I can't sleep

(Sounds of the party are still heard)

Partygoers Walla : WOO! COME ON! YEAH!

Spongebob : I just have to wait...

Narrator : (cue timecard) 1 hour later...

Spongebob : Ack! Still..can't sleep! (walks downstairs)

Spongetron : Hey, Spongebob!

Spongebob : I can't sleep. Can you stop partying?

Spongetron : But, I have nothing to do when all of you busy!

Patrick : PARTY AT MY HOUSE!

(All the partygoers run to Patrick's house and finish the party)

Spongebob : Ah..

[MMM]

24 - The Biggest Pineapple

 

(Setting: Squidward's yard)

Squidward : (looking at pineapple house) Mph.

Spongetron : What?

Squidward : Look at that house.

Spongetron : I live in it.

Squidward : Yes, but look how small it is.

Spongetron : Hmm...(stares at house)...yeah.

Squidward : Even I could build a house better than that, taller than that..

Spongetron : So could I.

Squidward : Do it then.

Spongetron : What?

(Cue a close up a boom box playing game show music)

Announcer : Welcome to the...The Biggest House! The game show where contestants build houses to win prizes! The builder of the biggest house wins...one million dollars!

Krabs : (drooling) ONE MILLION DOLLARS! (begins running toward the host)

Security Guard #1 : Hold him off, Jeff!

Security Guard #2 : Son, get behind the line.

Krabs : Heh heh, sorry.

Spongebob : Wait, what? Spongetron, what's going on?

Spongetron : Squidward got us on this game show to see who can build a larger pineapple house...

Spongebob : What?

Spongetron : He wanted to see if I could build a better house than you.

Spongebob : I'll do it, but won't try to win.

Spongetron : What will we do, then?

Spongebob : I have an idea.....(whispers it to Spongetron)

Spongetron : Good.

Host : You will have five hours to build your houses? What will be building today?

Spongebob : Pineapple houses.

Host : Right. 3...2...1...BUILD!

(Close up of the clock reading 04:59:57 is shown, and then zooms out to show toolboxes being thrown at SB and ST)

Host : The current pineapple will be your model.

Spongetron : Okay. 

Spongebob : Wait, we need pineapple wood from the hardware store.

Spongetron : Oh, yeah.

Host : Fine, but time is ticking!

(Cut to Jone's Hardware and SB and ST arriving at it)

Spongebob : Need..pineapple wood...

Spongetron : Here's some!

Spongebob : Let's take all of it!

(SB and ST take all the pineapple wood and shove it into their hands)

Cashier : Er...

(SB and ST slam the pineapple wood onto the check out table)

Cashier : $28.95.

Spongebob : (slams three dollars onto table) Is that enough?

Cashier : Fine, but just this one time. 

(SB and ST run back to the scene of the competition)

Host : Great, you're back! There's 4:21:32 left on the clock, so get building!

Spongebob : (quickly gets the bottom layer done) Okay.

Spongetron : (quickly gets the bottom layer done) Okay.

Spongebob : Now to do this.

(A quick montage is shown with SB and ST building their pineapples, making them identical)

Host : Wow, pretty good!

(Clock says 3:39:04)

Host : Now you just have to put furniture and things in the houses. The person with more furniture has a better chance of winning!

Spongetron : Huh?

Host : Bring in the furniture constructor!

(The furniture constructor is revealed to Patrick)

Spongebob and Spongetron : Patrick!

Patrick : Yep, now let me do my job.

Spongebob : Wait!

Spongetron : We have a plan!

Patrick : Ooh! Lay it on me, fellas.

Spongebob : (whispers the plan to Patrick)

Patrick : Got it.

(Patrick goes into SB's house and makes 149 pieces of sand furniture, then goes into ST's house and makes 149 pieces of sand furniture, and the clock now says 0:07:00.)

Host : Sevennnnn minutes!

Spongebob and Spongetron : (to each other) Quick, put the leaves on the top!

(The two scramble up to their respective houses and put an equal number of pineapple leaves on them, while the clock says 0:04:24.)

Spongebob : Well, we're done.

Host : Huh?

(SB and ST begin whistling)

Narrator : (cue timecard) Four minutes and twenty seconds later..

Clock : BEEEEEEP!

(SB and ST stop whistling)

Host : Our competition is over! Johnny, check the houses!

Johnny : (Goes inside SB's house, counts the furniture and measures the house) 149 pieces of...sand furniture, and the house is 56 feet tall and 11 feet wide!

Host : Good...good.

Johnny : (Goes inside ST's house, counts and furniture and measure the house) 149 pieces of...sand furniture, and the house is 56 feet tall and 11 feet wide...

Host : Okay...WAIT, WHAT?

Spongebob : Our plan worked!

Spongetron : Our plan of building completely identical houses so no one would win worked!

Host : What?

Spongebob and Spongetron : We're not in it for the money. We didn't even want to do this! Our good friend Squidward signed us up!

Squidward : Uhh...

Host : What are we going to do with these houses?

Squidward : (takes out truck with wrecking ball and completely demolished the houses) That felt good, ha ha!

(The crowd goes home)

Spongebob : Time to go back into our one of a kind pineapple!

Spongetron : Yep!

(The two run inside laughing)

Squidward : (sigh)

(Cut to black transitioned like a TV screen cutting off)

[MMM]

25 - On Land

 

(Setting: Land Hill)

Spongegar : Woah.

Spongebob : Yes, that's Land Hill. One of the only ways in Bikini Bottom to get on....(squeaky, quiet voice)...land.

Spongegar :  Monga twonga cronga. (I wanna go on land!)

Spongebob : Trust me, no you don-Spongegar? Spongegar? Spongega-AHHHHHHHH!

Spongegar : (already climbing up Land Hill)

Spongebob : You'll suffocate on land!

Spongegar : Pssshhh.

Spongebob : Oh, no.

(Transition to the pineapple and SB bursting open the door)

Spongebob : SPONGETRON!

Spongetron : Woah. what?

Spongebob : Spongegar is going...on land.

Spongetron : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spongebob : I tried to tell him to stop, but he wouldn't listen!

Spongetron : We have to stop him.

(Transition to Land Hill and SB and ST arriving at it)

Spongebob : (points to a small figure in the distance) There he is!

Spongegar : No!

Spongetron : What? Why not?

Spongegar : Monga beonga songa longa! (I want to be brave and known to have gone on land! I want to be well known!)

(Book falls out of SG's "pocket" and lands right in front of SB and ST)

Spongebob : (reads cover) Great Inventors... (flips to random page and reads with shock) Spongegar Squarepants, Patar Star, and Squog Tentacles....inventors of fire...WELL KNOWN.....

(SG's voice begins repeating in SB's head)

Spongegar's Voice : (echoing) I want to be well known! I want to be well known! Be well known! Well known...well known....known....

Spongetron : Spongebob? (waving hand in front of SB) Spongebob?

Spongebob : Oh...this is useless.

(Cut to Spongegar)

Spongegar : Ponga...donga! (Almost...there!)

Spongebob : Oh, no!

Spongetron : What?

Spongebob : I heard Spongegar say he's-

Spongegar : I'M PONGA DONGA! (I'M ALMOST THERE!)

Spongetron : OH, NO!

(Camera zooms back and forth between SB and ST racing up Land Hill to save SG, and SG slowly rising out of the water, shown in slow motion)

Spongebob : Spongegar!

(Slow mention ends)

Spongetron : He's gonna suffocate.

Narrator : (cue timecard) Remembering Spongegar.

(Clips from Spongegar's appearances in the last 24 episodes begin playing)

Spongetron : (interrupts and clip show and sad music stops) No, no! We don't have time for a montage! We have to save Spongegar.

Spongegar : Bonga longa wonga mionga maonga konga kronga....(becomes out of breath)....wuhhhhhh, oh. (Weird, I see nothing wrong here....((becomes out of breath))....wuhhhhhh, oh.)

Spongebob : We have to do it.

Spongetron : What?

Spongebob : We have to go up to the surface....FOR SPONGEGAR!

Spongetron : FOR SPONGEGAR!

(ST takes SB by the arm and they float to the surface)

Spongegar : 'eyyyyyy.

Spongebob : We've....come to save you...

Spongetron : Yyyeahhh....

(Both of them are out of breath)

Spongegar : Eonga gonga jonga tonga wonga honga yonga donga fonga bonga longa. (Okay. This was a dumb thing to do anyways. Let's go down.)

(All of three them dive straight down)

Spongebob : Ah...

Spongetron : Ah...

Spongegar : Ah...

Spongetron : Yeah, don't ever climb Land Hill again.

Spongegar : Daonga. (Right.)

 

One more episode until the season 1 finale!

[MMM]

This is the Season 1 finale.

 

26 - Meet the Squirrels

 

(Setting: Spongebob's room)

Spongetron : Spongebob?

Spongebob : What?

Spongetron : Who's that squirrel you talk about sometimes?

(Flashback to Sleeping Cavemen)

Spongebob : Sandy's hibernating for the season.

Spongegar : Who?

Spongebob : Oh, nevermind.

(Shows Spongetron's perspective)

Spongetron : What?

(Flashback ends)

Spongebob : Oh, just a friend named Sandy Cheeks. She's a land-

Spongegar : LAAAAAND! (starts running around screaming)

Spongebob : No, it's fine. She lives in a "treedome" where you have to breath air, so-

Spongegar : AHHHHHHH!

Spongebob : So....you have to wear these. (pulls out two water helmets)

Spongetron : Phew.

Spongebob : What say you guys meet her?

Spongetron : Fine by me!

(Transition to the treedome)

Spongebob ; Put on your water helmets.

Spongetron : (puts water helmet on head)

Spongegar : (puts water helmet on legs)

Spongebob : Uh....

Spongegar : Oh. (puts water helmet on head)

Spongebob : That's better.

(SB. ST and SG enter treedome)

Spongebob : Hey, Sandy!

Sandy : Spongebob! 

Spongetron : Hello, Sandy.

Sandy : Spongebob, who are these critters?

Spongebob : Oh, this is Spongetron, and over there is Spongegar.

Spongegar : Uonga. (Hello.)

Spongebob : Sorry if you can't make out what he's saying. 

Sandy : Oh, it's fine! (pulls out small machine)

Spongetron : Cool.

Sandy : This is the Language Understander! It may looks like an ordinary pair of headphones, but when you put them on, you can understand any language by turning the knob!

Spongebob : Can you demonstrate?

Sandy : Sure. (begins flipping knob and puts headphones on) Spanish....French...German....Welsh....Arabic...Japanese....Russian....Other...CAVEMAN! Spongegar, say something.

Spongegar in Sandy's and Spongebob;s perspective : I'm ready!

Spongegar in Spongetron's perspective : Tabonga doo!

Sandy : It works!

Spongebob : Great!

Spongetron : Hey, maybe we should get her time counterparts.

Sandy : No, it's fine. I have a time machine.

Spongebob : You have your own? Great!

Sandy : (steps into time machine) Be back in a second!

Narrator : Two minutes later...

(Sandy steps out of time machine with Sandtron and Sandar)

Sandtron : Hello!

Sandar : Uonga! (Hello!)

Sandy : Spongebob, Spongetron, Spongegar, meet Sandtron and Sandar.

Sponge Walla : Hey! Hi! Uonga!

Sandy : Oh...some other people sneaked in.

(Planktron and Plankgar come out of the machine)

Planktron : I WILL STEAL THE KHROMEY PATTY SECRET FORMULA! Wait, what year is this, hmm?

Plankgar : Tronga. (Woah.)

Spongebob : NOOOOOOOO!

(Planktron and Plankgar escape)

Spongebob : Oh, well.

Sandy : Well, nice to meet y'all!

Spongetron : I hope we can see each other again and become good friends!

Sandy : Yep.

(Transition to a guy working in his room)

MMM : Oh, yes. You will see each other more soon.....more....

 

 

 

Writer's Note: If anyone was wondering what the heck was with the last line, that was sort of supposed to be a nod to Season 2.

[MMM]

27 - Time Separation

 

(Spongebob, Spongegar and Spongetron running around in Squidward's yard)

Spongebob : Daahaha!

Spongetron : Daahaha!

Spongegar : Daahaha!

Squidward : Rrrgh...

Spongebob : Oh, hey there, Squidward!

Squidward : You morons! Let me practice my clarinet in peace!

Spongetron : Maybe, we can run around in our yard!

Spongegar : Ponga ronga. (Good idea.)

(The three run to the pineapple's yard)

Squidward : There, that's be-

Spongebob : Daahaha!

Spongetron : Daahaha!

Spongegar : Daahaha!

Squidward : (takes breath)

(Close up of Squidward building a wall that has three large holes)

Squidward : Done.

(Shot of the finished wall is shown, including a sign that says "The Wall of Time Separation")

Spongebob : (walking up) Hey, Squidward. What's this?

Squidward : Oh, i'll show you. You need to see the top, though. Wanna lift?

Spongebob : Yeah!

(Squidward picks Spongebob up and drops him in the left hole)

Spongebob : Hey!

Squidward : I'll be right back. (comes back 5 seconds later with Spongetron)

Spongetron : So, what is it you wanted to show me?

Squidward : This. (puts normal legs on Spongetron and duck tapes them)

Spongetron : What?

(Spongetron falls in the middle hole)

Spongetron : No!

Squidward : (goes away for 5 seconds and comes back with Spongegar)

Spongegar : Huh?

(Squidward drops Spongegar in the right hole)

Spongegar : Ah! No!

Squidward : (walks off) There.

Spongebob : How are we going to simply communicate?

(Squidward drops some paper and pencils in each of the holes)

Squidward : There.

Spongetron : Good enough. 

(Transition montage to show SB, ST and SG sitting there sad)

Spongebob : (writes down letter that says "Spongetron, how are you?" and sends it through the crack to Spongetron)

Spongetron : (replies with "Bored")

(Montage is shown of the three passing letters to each other with a view from the top until they're all out of paper in fast motion)

Spongebob : (in mind) What am I going to do?

Spongegar : (in mind) Konga onga slonga monga yonga donga wonga. (We'll be here forever!)

Spongetron : (in mind) Maybe I can....

(ST rips off normal legs violently and floats up to the surface)

Spongetron : Time to leave!

Squidward : Woah, woah, woah! (makes the wall taller)

Spongetron : (floats up)

Squidward : (makes the wall taller)

Spongetron : (grabs SB and SG and floats up)

Squidward : (makes the wall taller)

Narrator : (cue timecard) 1 hour later...

(The wall is shown to be 10,000 feet tall)

Squidward : Dah! Fine, you win! Just be a little quieter next time you're.....running around.

Spongebob : Okay!

(Spongetron zooms inside the house with Spongebob and Spongetron, and Squidward pulls out his clarinet and begins playing)

[MMM]

28 is a guest write by OMJ, so....

 

29 - Taped Shut

 

Spongetron : (sleeping)

(Foghorn sounds)

Spongetron  (wakes up with a start)

Spongebob : (walks in ST's room)

Spongetron : (waves)

Spongebob : (waves back)

(SB and ST walk into SG's room)

Spongegar : (waves)

Spongebob and Spongetron : (wave back)

(The three walk downstairs)

Gary : (opens mouth to meow)

Spongebob : (silently shushes him)

Gary : (has questioning look on face)

Spongebob : (writes "Squidward told us not to talk at all today" on a piece of paper and gives it to Gary)

Gary : (nods)

Spongebob : (feeds Gary and Garetron)

(The three walk out)

Squidward : (peeks out of window)

Spongebob : (waves)

Squidward : (makes an evil smirk)

Spongetron : (shrugs)

(Patrick, Patron, and Patar rise out of rock)

Patrick : (waves)

Spongebob : (waves back)

Patrick : (opens mouth to say something)

Spongebob : (grabs a roller of tape from the pineapple and puts a piece of Patrick's mouth)

Squidward : (looks out window)

Spongebob : (has innocent grin)

Squidward : (rolls eyes)

Spongetron : (shrugs)

Spongebob : (grabs Krusty Krab hat and leaves for work)

Krabs : (jumps right in front of him)

Spongebob : (has questioning look)

Krabs : (takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and writes "It's Sunday" on it)

Spongebob : (face sinks and walks off)

Spongetron : (shrugs questionably)

Spongebob : (shakes head)

(SB, ST, and SG go inside)

Spongebob : (shrugs questionably)

Spongetron : (holds up a handful of MM and BB comic books)

(The three silently smile and start reading the comic books)

(Cue timecard: 3 hours later)

Spongebob : (writes "Well, i'm done" on a piece of paper)

Spongetron and Spongetron : (write "Me too" on a piece of paper)

Spongebob : (looks at watch)

(Watch says 1:48)

Spongebob : (writes "How do we not talk for 7 more hours?" on a piece of paper)

Spongetron : (writes "Hey, I have an idea!" on a piece of paper)

Spongebob : (writes "What is it?" on a piece of paper)

Spongetron : (writes "Maybe we can somewhere really far away so Squidward can't hear us." on a piece of paper)

Spongebob : (nods)

(The three go outside, cue a montage of them, walking someplace very far away)

Spongetron : (opens mouth to speak, but sees a telescope, and jumps in shock)

Squidward : (makes evil smirk and looks in the telescope)

Spongebob : (gets angry and opens mouth to say something)

Spongetron : (silently shushes him)

(The three go back to the pineapple)

Spongebob : (looks at watch, which now says 4:32)

Spongetron : (shrugs)

(SB and ST run into Squidward's house)

Squidward : (holds up piece of paper that says "Time to lose?")

Spongebob : (shakes head)

Spongetron : (holds up piece of paper that says "Please, stop the bet!)

Squidward : (shakes head)

Spongebob and Spongetron : (faces fall)

Squidward : (pushes them out of the house)

Spongebob : (writes "We just have to wait" on a piece of paper)

Spongetron : (writes "Fine" on a piece of paper)

(Short montage of SB, SG, and ST doing various things without a sound)

Spongebob : (looks at watch)

(Watch says 9:00)

Spongebob : (shows big smile and shows SG and ST the watch)

Spongetron and Spongegar : (show big smiles)

Spongebob : (writes letter that says "Squidward, we made it through the day without talking!" and puts it in Squidward's mailbox)

[MMM]

30 - The Prehistoric Student

 

(Setting: Spongebob's house)

Spongebob : (walks in door sadly)

Spongetron : Hey, Spongebob. What's wrong?

Spongebob : Oh, I just failed my boating test...again.

Spongetron : Can I help you again?

Squidward : (hears this) NOOO!

Spongetron : Fine.

Spongegar : Tronga ronga esonga seonga. (I could help you!)

Spongebob : How?

Spongegar : Ronga donga swonga fonga eee oooo aaaa. (I could go to school with you.)

(Spongebob flashbacks to New Student Starfish of the normal series)

Spongebob : (lights up) Great idea!

Spongegar : (smiles)

(Cut to Mrs. Puff's boating school)

Mrs. Puff : Alright, class. Let's- (spots Spongegar) Oh, boy...

Spongebob : Mrs. Puff, this is my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, Spongegar!

Spongegar : Ronga, fonga? (Hi, how are you?)
Mrs. Puff : (stares ahead)

Spongebob : (writes "Hi, how are you?" on a piece of paper and gives it to Mrs. Puff)

Mrs. Puff : Good. Now-

(Spongebob is writing things on pieces of paper)

Mrs. Puff : Spongebob...

Spongebob : Oh, sorry. (stops writing)

Mrs. Puff : As I was saying...

(Spongebob begins writing again)

Mrs. Puff : (throws paper and pen out of the window)

Spongebob : Wait, I have an idea! (runs to Sandy's treedome) Sandy, I need one of your Language Understanders!

Sandy : Sure thing, Spongebob. (Pulls one from nowhere and gives it to Spongebob) Here ya go.

Spongebob : Thanks, Sandy! (runs back to boating school, sets understander to Caveman and gives it to Mrs. Puff)

Mrs. Puff : ...and what is this?

Spongebob : It'll help you understand Spongegar!

Mrs. Puff : Oh, perfect. (puts on head phones) Now, the twenty second rule of boating is to-

(Spongegar begins sleeping, while Mrs. Puff still rambles on and Spongebob is playing close attention)

Mrs. Puff : ...discovered by Albert Eelstein, who....

Narrator : Two boring hours later...

(Bell rings)

Mrs. Puff : ...and..Oh my, there's the bell! Spongebob, you don't mind if I keep this thing, do you?

Spongebob : Oh, no!

Spongegar : (wakes up) Huh?

Mrs. Puff : Oh, Spongegar. Next time, try not to fall asleep in class!

Spongegar : 'kay.

(Transition to Spongebob's house)

Spongegar : Blonga tonga sconga. (That went well.)

Spongebob : Kind of. You're not really helping me much, though.

Spongegar : Ponga sponga. (I'll try tomorrow, I promise.)

Narrator : (cue timecard) The next day...

(Setting: Boating School)

Mrs. Puff : Hello, class!

Students : Hello, Mrs. Puff!

Mrs. Puff : You promise not to sleep in class, Spongegar?

Spongegar : Hehe...mhm.

Mrs. Puff : (begins talking)

(Spongebob and Spongegar are staring in the direction of the camera, but are paying attention)

Spongebob : Good job.

Spongegar : (thumbs up)

(The two stare at the camera for ten more seconds)

Narrator : (cue timecard) Three hours later..

(Bell rings)

Mrs. Puff : Oh, goodness! Class is over already? It felt one minute long! You're free to go. 

Spongegar : (begins walking out)

Mrs. Puff : Oh, Spongegar!

Spongegar : Huh?

Mrs. Puff : Your driving test is tomorrow.

Spongegar : Whaaa?

(Transition back to the pineapple)

Spongetron : Your driving test?

Spongegar : Akonga dionga longa songa? (What am I going to do?)

Spongebob : Just try your best.

Spongegar : 'kay.

Spongebob : Try your best, and i'll try my best, like I always do. Try your best.

Spongegar : (SB's voice echoes in head) Try your best, Try your best. Try your best.

(Transition to the boating school. It's the next day)

Mrs. Puff : Okay, Spongegar. Start the boat.

(Spongegar starts the boat)

Mrs. Puff : Good, now slowly begin to drive using the wheel.

Spongegar : Wheel..

(Flashback begins in 81 BC)

Natar : GUYS! GUYS! I invented...(holds up a wheel made out of rock)...the wheel!

Spongegar : Wheel..

(Flashback ends and Spongegar does the course)

Mrs. Puff : You passed! You passed! (gives SG license) Here's your license, and tell your relative Spongebob everything you do in this course, and tell him to do the same! Haha! Spongebob : (sadly deflates)

Spongegar : Konga! (Wait!)

Mrs. Puff : What is it?

Spongegar : Clonga ponga longa! (I made myself a boat for this occasion!)

Mrs. Puff : Great!

Spongegar : (walks over to something with a large sheet over it, and takes off the sheet, revealing a boat made out of the sticks)

Spongebob : Wow.

(Transition: Downtown Bikini Bottom. Spongebob and Spongegar are riding in the boat)

Spongebob : So, great boat you have h-

(Boat breaks)

[MMM]

31 - Stuck

 

(Setting: Spongebob's roof)

Spongebob and Spongetron : (relaxing on roof)

Spongebob : Ahhh....

Spongetron : Hey, Spongegar!

Spongegar : (in front yard) Huh?

Spongetron : Come up here!

Spongegar : Whu?

Spongetron : COME...UP...HERE!

Spongegar : Dronga longa? (Are you sure it's okay?)

Spongetron : Yeah!

Spongegar : Seonga. (Alright)

(SG climbs upstairs and onto the roof)

Spongegar : Ahhh....

(Day slowly becomes night)

Spongebob : (looks at watch) Well, it's about bedtime for me!

Spongetron : Yeah, me too.

(SB and ST begin walking down)

Spongebob : You coming, Spongegar?

Spongegar : Mmmm....hmmm... (scared)

(Night turns to day)

Spongebob : (sleeping)

(Foghorn sounds)

Spongebob : (wakes up)

Spongetron : (sleeping)

(Chromehorn sounds)

Spongetron : (wakes up)

Spongebob : Spongegar! Time to get up!

Spongetron : Spongegar?

(SB and ST look in all the rooms of the house)

Spongebob : Where is he?

Spongegar : (offscreen) AHHH!

Spongetron : He's still on the roof!

Spongebob : We'll save you, Spongegar!

(SB and ST climb up to the roof)

Spongegar : Monga ronga thronga. (Thanks for saving me.)

Spongebob : No problem. Now just walk down the stairs that lead to the roof...easy does it...

Spongegar : (thinks of himself walking to the stairs, tripping and falling down the roof)

Spongebob : Spongegar?

Spongegar : (stays frozen in place)

Spongebob : Okay, we'll try later.

(SB and ST go down to the house)

(Speed up montage of Spongegar's day on the roof)

Spongebob : (comes back to the roof) Okay, now i'll try to calmly grab you by the legs, and-

Spongegar : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spongebob : (silent for two seconds) Okayyyy.... (climbs down roof)

Spongegar : Stonga bonga conga songa andonga. (I guess i'll sleep on the ground.)

(SG makes a bed out of grass, and begins sleeping)

Spongegar : Ahh... 

(Wind begins blowing)

Spongegar : (shivers)

Narrator : (cue timecard) The next day...

(Spongebob and Spongetron wake up)

Spongetron : Is Spongegar still on the roof?

Spongebob : I guess so...

Spongetron : What are we going to do.

Spongebob : Wait!

Spongetron : What?

Spongebob : I have another idea!

(SB climbs up to roof)

Spongegar : Whu monga? (What now?)

Spongebob : Stretch your legs to slide off the side of the roof)

Spongegar : Hmm....fonga onga jonga wonga byonga. (Hmm....that could actually work.)

(Spongegar's perspective is shown of the pineapple leaves getting taller and taller in his eyes)

Spongegar : Oh....

(SG still tries to stretch up over the leaves, but the leaves keep getting taller in his perspective, so he stretches down)

Spongegar : No.

Spongebob : What do we do?

Spongegar : I klonga donga aaa ooo vonga. (I know! I'm growing stubble from all this)

Spongebob : Spongegar, you're a caveman. Of course have stubble.

Spongegar : Conga. (Right.)

Spongebob : (goes downstairs and dials a number on the shell phone) Hello....yes....good. (runs back to roof) I called the fire department to rescue you.

(Fire truck comes racing down to the pineapple yard, and two firefish get out)

Firefish #1 : Okay, sir. Just come down....

Firefish #2 : Wait. (gets out ladder)

Spongegar : Huh?

(FF #2 climbs up to the roof and grabs Spongegar)

Firefish #2 : Come down with me.

(Spongegar looks down from the roof)

Spongegar : Ohh... (runs to the other side of the roof)

(FF #2 goes up on roof and sees the door leading to the house, then sees Spongegar a couple inches away from it)

Firefish #2 : Just walk over to this door, and walk down.

(Spongegar goes over to door and opens it)

Spongebob : That's it..

(With some difficulty, Spongegar climbs down the roof and goes onto the stairs)

Everyone : Yay!