ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Welp, it's probably time I make a thread for this. This is the IJLSA Avengers Mini-Series Spin-Off I bought from OMJ. I've already finished up the first "Movie", "Mermaid Man: Champion of the Deep"(ain't that a concept, i'm already giving you an episode title before the show even premieres) Anyways, the mini-series will contain just 6 "movies", showcasing the origins of all the members of the IJLSA through the first 5 episodes, followed by a 6 episode done in the style of The Avengers. That will be it for the series unless I plan to expand it, but for now, it's just a Mini-Series of 6 episode "movies." Next episode to write is the one about The Quickster. Premiere date is TBA right now, but i'll let you know a premiere date soon. Hope you'll enjoy the series when it's premieres! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 I'm surprised this got overlooked. BUMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 I gonna post the First episode of this bad boy on this date: SEPTEMBER 29TH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Hmm... He gave me the rights to Secret Sponge. They aren't the same thing, are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 No. This was basically supposed to be like the Marvel Cinema Universe movies, all leading up to an Avengers type movie at the end. Secret Sponge I believe is having SpongeBob as a spy, but just having the IJLSA involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Okay, just making sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 29, 2012 Author Share Posted September 29, 2012 ...It's coming...it's finally here...I bought the rights...now it's ready to be UNLEASHED... IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES...THE SERIES PREMIERE...TOMMOROW FOLLOWING THE SEASON 2 PREMIERE OF SPONGEBOB AND HIS FRIENDS...They won't give up a fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 30, 2012 Author Share Posted September 30, 2012 And here's the IJLSA Adventure Movies premiere on Action Saturdays! BOT: Time for IJLSA Adventure Movies bitches. Get ready… IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES ONLY ACTION SATURDAYS: THE BEST ACTION ON SBC SPIN-OFFS AND LITS *fade-out* Mermaid Man: Champion of The Deep A long time ago, in an area where no fish has ever gone before, lived a young, in shape, man named Ernie. Ernie was just finishing High School, with Highest Honors in all of his classes, as well as being a Football player on the High School’s best Football team since 1971! Life seemed great for the young Ernie. Little did he know what would happen in the near future. (MAIN TITLE APPEARS) One day at school, Ernie’s Science class was taking a field trip to The Institute of Science and Technology, right in Ernie’s hometown of Flags Square. Ernie wasn’t very interested in this field trip, like many of the kids in his class. When they got to the Institute, Ernie decided to sneak off with the rest of his friends and go see a “special” exhibit, one that was off limits to guests. Due to it being off limits, Ernie and Friends snuck in with labcoats and nametags. What was the exibit, you ask? Let’s find out ourselves… Dr. Black: Welcome Scientists to this exciting experiment test of an exciting new invention I have created! (Scientists clap) Dr. Black: To your amazement, I have created… (Pulls off sheat) Dr. Black: A HUMAN FISH RAY GUN! Scientists: Oooh. Dr. Black: Now, I need a special assistant to help me try out the gun. Ernie: I’ll do it. *Raises hand* Ernie’s Friend 1: Dude, low cover, remember? Dr. Black: Come on up here, me lad! *Ernie walks up to the stage* Dr. Black: Now, I will demonstrate how to gave a human the ablity to breath underwater and have the power of a superhero! Dr. Black: Now, the results are only temporary, so I can reverse him immediately after I shoot him with the gun. Dr. Black: Here we go. *Shoots gun at Ernie* Ernie: Wow, I feel like a new man! *Punchs the wall* Random Person 1: Wow! It’s a success! Random Person 2: I can’t believe it! (The crowd continues to talk) (BAM!) (The crowd is in shock) Dr. Black: Oh no. Not Man Ray! Man Ray: Yes. It is me. And I’ve come for your latest work, so that I can sell it for millions! (Man Ray takes the gun and flies off) Ernie: Stop right there! (Ernie flies after him) Ernie flies after Man Ray to get Dr. Black’s gun back to him safely. But it will take an all-out battle to get it back. (Man Ray and Ernie land on the Sea Port) Man Ray and Ernie have an all-out fight on the Sea Port, with punches and kicks and all that jazz. Man Ray ends up kicking Ernie to the ground. Ernie is now in great pain, but a surprise will come to Man Ray soon. Man Ray: Just give up, you swine. You have no chance of defeating me. Ernie: Oh really? Ernie kicks Man Ray in the nuts and Man Ray drops the gun, causing the gun to break, but not after one last shot is made, aiming at Man Ray! Man Ray: Oh no! Look what you have done! Now we both have to breathe water or die! And since the gun is broken, there is no way to reverse the effects! Man Ray then pushes Ernie down into the ocean. Ernie: If I’m going, you’re coming with me. Ernie grabs Man Ray down to the ocean with him, but he could have just left him on land to die, but now that wouldn’t make a very good story, would it? *Sploosh!* Ernie blacks out and finds himself laying under a pier, with a doctor near him Ernie: Ugh. Where am I? Fish Doctor: Alright folks! He’s okay! Ernie: What? Fish Doctor: You had a big fall down here. You wouldn’t have survived if someone didn’t tell us you were down here. Ernie: Where’s Man Ray? Fish Doctor: You mean that strange looking fella? He’s the one who told us you were down here. *We cue to Man Ray in hiding, dashing away after one second on screen* Ernie: Well, I must be off *Ernie flies away* Fish Doctor: Wait! You…oh, its no use. *We fade into another scene with Man Ray* Man Ray: Oh great. Because of that stupid “Human”, I’m stuck down here in the Ocean. Now I’ll have to be in hiding for the rest of my life because these “Creatures” will be scared of my appearance, I’ll be in jail instantly. Random Fish: Stupid Costume Store. Won’t give me refund. *Throws costume in garbage bin* I’ll show them. *Walks off* Man Ray: What the heck just happened? *Cues to Dumpster with a red/blue costume poping out of it, glittering in the sun.* Man Ray walks over and pulls the costume out of the dumpster. Man Ray: A costume? *Puts on costume* Man Ray: This is snazzy. Man Ray: Hey! I can use this to stir up crime in this world! Yes! Yes! Yes! Muhhhaaaa!! BOT: IJLSA Adventure Movies will be right back. Only Action Saturdays IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES *fade-out* UP NEXT: SIGN-OFF *Action Saturdays clip shown* BOT: IJLSA Adventure Movies is back bitch. You ready? IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES *fade-off* *Bubbles foam up to the screen as we cue to a walking Ernie, walking on the streets of the Ocean, with fish terrified of him.* Ernie: Oh, how I wish I had stayed away from that exibit. Everything would have been fine if I just stayed with the rest of the group. 5 MINUTES LATER Ernie: You know…I shouldn’t let myself be like this for the rest of my life! I should fight crime! Random Fish: HELP! Ernie: Is that a call for crime I here? Random Fish: HELP! Ernie: Could It be? Random Fish: HELP! Ernie: Could it really be? Random Fish: YES YOU DUMBASS! Ernie: Then I should go Up Up And Away! *We cue to a Robbery at place at the bank* Bank Teller: YOU CROOKS! Crooks: You’re too kind. *The Crooks run off with bags of money* Ernie: Hold it right there! Crooks: What the? BANG! POW! PUNCH! WOW! BOW! WHAMMIE! Crooks: Ugh. Oh. My leg. Ernie: Here you go officers. Police Officer: Thank you young man. Bikini Bottom Citizens: HORRAY! Random Fish 1: You’re going to be on the front lines kid! Random Fish 2: You’re a hero! Random Fish 3: I’ll give you any costume in my shop! A hero like you needs a costume. Ernie: I could use a costume. Ernie: How about that Orange one in the display? Random Fish 3: It’s all yours. *Ernie grabs the suit* Ernie: Thank you very much citizen. Random Fish 3: Anytime pal. Ernie: Up Up And Away! *We cue to Goo Lagoon* Ernie: Ah, the life of a hero. *we hear whistling* Ernie: What could that be? *Ernie flies up to a Worker of a ship above* Captain: Come on Tim! Let’s get those Barnacles off that ship! Tim: Yes sir! *Continues to Tear off Barnacles on the ship* Ernie: Hello sir. Tim: Hi. What do you want? Ernie: I was wondering what you were doing? Tim: I’m scrubbing off Barnacles. Now go away. Ernie: Alright. *Ernie flies away* *Tim keeps whistling* *Tim chokes* Ernie: Oh my god! He’s choking! *Ernie files back to Rescue Tim* Tim: Help…me… Ernie: Don’t worry citizen! *Ernie stuff a bunch of Barnacles down Tim’s throat* Tim: *breathes* Oh great! Now I’m stuck breathing water! Ernie: I was only trying to help! Tim: Sigh. It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve always been a krab. Tim: I’m sorry. My names Tim. What’s your name? Ernie: Ernie. Tim: Nice to meet yah! Say, are you a Mermaid Man? Ernie: No…but I think I found my superhero name! Tim: You’re a superhero? Ernie: Yeah, I rustled up a couple of bad guys robbing a bank. Tim: Nice. Do you think I could be your sidekick? Ernie: Sure. But…you don’t have any powers. Tim: Aw man. All of the sudden, Tim starts to feel pain inside his body, which is the reaction to the Barnacles shoved inside his throat. He then gains superpowers from the change…and somehow grows a costume with it. Tim: Wow! I feel like a new man! Ernie: It must have been the Barnacles! Tim: Say…that’s a good name! Barnacle Boy! Ernie: That is a good name! Tim and Ernie: MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE! *Theme song plays over a montage of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fighting crime, ending with the two laughing and enjoying themselves at a Carnival Boardwalk.* *Bubbles float up on the screen as we cue to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s hideout* Mermaid Man: See anything Barnacle Boy? Barnacle Boy: Nope. Mermaid Man: Seems strange that we haven’t seen anything in days. Barnacle Boy: Mhm. *Pause* *Static* Man Ray: Ah Ha Ha Ha. But they don’t know about my strike yet. Muhhaaa. Soldier: Man Ray. Everything is going according to plan. Man Ray: Excellent. Soldier: Should we plan on striking at dawn? Man Ray: Yes. They will be too tired to fight against me. *bubbles float back up on the screen* *we see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sleeping* SECURITY BREACH SECURITY BREACH Mermaid Man: What the? BAM! POW! Mermaid Man: Ow. *faints* *Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy wake up in a cage* Barnacle Boy: Ugh. What happened? Mermaid Man: I’m not sure. ???: Muhhaaa! Barnacle Boy: What was that? ???: Muhhaaa! Mermaid Man: I think it came from over there! *points to corner* ???: *walks out of corner* Greatings. Mermaid Man: It can’t be! Mermaid Man: Man Ray! Oh, I should have known! Man Ray: Yes!...wait. How did you recognize me with my suit on? Mermaid Man: It’s in the script. *shows script to Man Ray* Man Ray: Alright then. Man Ray: Anyways, welcome to my Secret Lair! Man Ray: Enjoy it, because soon, you will go into that fire pit and die, allowing me, Man Ray, to take over Bikini Bottom! Muhhaaa! Mermaid Man: You fiend! Man Ray: Aw, you’re too kind. Start dropping them in Solider. Solider: Yes sir! *The cage that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy starts to drop into the fire pit* Mermaid Man: Man Ray! Stop! This is madness! Man Ray: Yes it is. I plotted it that way! Mermaid Man: Please stop Man Ray! You’re the one who saved me from dieing! You care about me! Man Ray: I do not. I only let you survive so that I could keep fighting with you! Mermaid Man: But if you burn me alive here, you won’t be able to fight with me anymore! Man Ray: I don’t care! Mermaid Man: Please Man Ray! Let’s be friends! You saved me from that pit! I thank you for doing that! Man Ray: *thinks* Mermaid Man: Please Man Ray! Man Ray: *thinks* *Man Ray shuts down the machine, brings up the cage, unlocks it, and pushes the Self Destruct button.* Mermaid Man: Thank you Man Ray. Man Ray: Alright! Now go! GO! *Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy run away from the lair* Man Ray: CURSE YOU MERMAID MAN! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *Man Ray runs away, leaving all the Soldiers to die, which they did* KABOOM! *pieces of the base fly all over the place* Mermaid Man: Well, there’s always another day for crime! Mermaid Man: Let’s go home Barnacle Boy. Barnacle Boy: Alright. So, in the end, we’ve learned crime doesn’t pay. And crime can turn into friendship, if you do it right. RING RING! Mermaid Man: Hello? Police Fish: MERMAID MAN! We have a robbery at Shallow Grave Road! Mermaid Man: On our way. *closes Shell Phone* Mermaid Man: Ready Barnacle Boy? Barnacle Boy: Sure am. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE! THE END! *Credits roll* But wait! There’s more! POST CREDIT SCENE The Chief: Hello Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Mermaid Man: Who are you? The Chief: I’m the Chief. And I have invited you to come join the IJLSA. Barnacle Boy: What is the IJLSA? The Chief: The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances. The Chief: *lays down plans for the IJLSA* Mermaid Man: Interesting. The Chief: So, will you join? *Pause* Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: Yes. FADE TO BLACK BOT: Well, that’s it till next week bitches. Let’s see what’s happening next week. NEW SPONGEBOB AND HIS FRIENDS RECAP OF THIS WEEK’S IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES BOT: *pushes button* BOT: LATER. ACTION SATURDAYS: THE BEST ACTION ON SBC SPIN-OFFS AND LITS *fade-out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 Well, as I mentioned before, I have recovered my files, and I can finally put up the recap. Here it is as part of Action Saturdays WEEK 2! BOT: Get ready for the recap of your life…IJLSA Adventure Movies Recap. Only Action Saturdays. IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES ONLY ACTION SATURDAYS: THE BEST ACTION ON SBC SPIN-OFFS AND LITS *fade-out* LAST TIME ON IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES Dr. Black: Welcome Scientists to this exciting experiment test of an exciting new invention I have created! Man Ray: Just give up, you swine. You have no chance of defeating me. Man Ray then pushes Ernie down into the ocean. Tim: Help…me… Ernie: Don’t worry citizen! *Ernie stuff a bunch of Barnacles down Tim’s throat* Tim: *breathes* Oh great! Now I’m stuck breathing water! Ernie: I was only trying to help! All of the sudden, Tim starts to feel pain inside his body, which is the reaction to the Barnacles shoved inside his throat. He then gains superpowers from the change…and somehow grows a costume with it. Tim: Wow! I feel like a new man! Ernie: It must have been the Barnacles! Tim: Say…that’s a good name! Barnacle Boy! Ernie: That is a good name! Tim and Ernie: MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE! BOT: We’ll see you next week with a Sneak Peek at the 2nd episode of IJLSA Adventure Movies: The Quickster: Fastest Sponge In The Ocean. BOT: Well, that’s it till next week bitches. Let’s see what’s happening next week. NEW SPONGEBOB AND HIS FRIENDS SNEAK PEEK OF NEXT WEEK’S IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES BOT: *pushes button* BOT: LATER. ACTION SATURDAYS: THE BEST ACTION ON SBC SPIN-OFFS AND LITS *fade-out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 I will attempt to make this premiere date happen... IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES SHALL RETURN JANUARY 18TH 2013 WITH A SPECIAL 2 EPISODE RETURN WEEKEND EVENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted January 27, 2013 Author Share Posted January 27, 2013 Yeah I was a big fat liar about above, But guess what...I FINISHED IT! ACTION SATURDAYS IS BACK BITCHES! BOT: Oh hey guys. BOT: Defenitly not April Fools. BOT: I'm back tonight with a new IJLSA Adventure Movies BOT: Only tonight, on Action Saturdays. *pushes button* IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES ACTION SATURDAYS: WE'RE BACK BITCHES *fade-out* The Quickster: Fastest Sponge In The Ocean Long time ago, 2 lovely fish parents from Bikini Bottom gave birth to a wonderful baby boy who they christened SpongeBob SquarePants. Little did they know that their son was destined for great things in the very near future *Main title appears* Coach: Alright men, today's the big day. Track meet time. Coach: Now I want all of yah to try your best and try and win us the Cup! Coach: Now let's do this thing! *The team runs out onto the field, but the coach stops SpongeBob* Coach: Kid, you better not mess this up. SpongeBob: I won't sir, I promise. Coach: You better...now go! *SpongeBob runs onto the field* *We see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy taking seats in the bleachers* Mermaid Man: Why are we here again? Barnacle Boy: *facepalm* We're here to see a Track Meet Mermaid Man. Barnacle Boy: *whispers* And we're trying to find canidates for a new member of the IJLSA remember? Mermaid Man: Oh yeah. Announcer: Welcome! To the 4th Annual Bikini Bottom High Track Meet! *The crowd goes wild* Announcer: Get ready...get set.... *We see SpongeBob sweating a lot* Announcer: GO! *All the racers sprint, except for SpongeBob, who takes a normal pace* *1 hour later* Announcer: And we are on our final lap folks! Who shall take home the cup? SpongeBob: I've got this. Announcer: It's gonna be neck and neck with the 3 best runners on the track teams: Two from New Kelp High, One from Bikini Bottom High Announcer: The rest of the runners are far behind, but are still running good! Announcer: Except that Sponge, he's WAY Far Behind folks! SpongeBob: THAT SpongeBob: IS SpongeBob: IT *SpongeBob sprints as fast as he can, and takes...the lead?* Announcer: In...a shocking display....the Sponge...takes...the lead. *faints* *SpongeBob crosses the finish line with increased speed* Announcer: *Gets up* SPONGEBOB...HAS WON FOR BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH???!!?!? *faints* *The crowd goes wilder than before* Coach: *slaps SpongeBob on the back* Great job SpongeBob! I knew you had it in yah! SpongeBob: Thanks Coach. *Up on the bleachers* Barnacle Boy: I think we found another member of the team. Mermaid Man: Aye. THE NEXT DAY SATURDAY MORNING 6AM *SpongeBob wakes up* SpongeBob: *yawns* Well yesterday was a good day, don't yah think Gary? Gary: Meow. *A bag is placed on SB's head; we fade to black* SpongeBob *wakes up* Ugh, where am I? ???: Hello SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Who are you? ???: Who am I? I am Mermaid Man. Champion of the- ??? #2: Alright alright cut out the act Mermaid Man. *??? #2 is revealed to be none other than Barnacle Boy* Barnacle Boy: Son, we are a part of a secret organization called the IJLSA. SpongeBob: What's that? Mermaid Man: It's a special organization made to find the best superheroes in all of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob: So how do I fit into this equation? Barnacle Boy: We were at your track meet the other day. Barnacle Boy: You have supernatural running skills. SpongeBob: *in head* So that's why I spead up at the very end. Mermaid Man: We would like to know if you would become part of IJLSA. SpongeBob: Well, I don't know...YES YES YES YES! *explodes* Mermaid Man: Whoa there, calm down bucko. Mermaid Man: Now with powers comes great responsibilty. Barnacle Boy: What he means is, make sure not to use your powers all willy-nilly, you may get caught. SpongeBob: I swear I won't. Mermaid Man: Great! Now uh, we're going to have to stuff you back in this sack. *The 2 stuff him in the sack* *SpongeBob wakes up later* SpongeBob: *Yawns* Man I had a strange dream last night that I was kidnapped by these two old dudes and asked to be a part of their secret organization. Gary: Meow. Voice: Oh but it was real SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Who said that? IJLSA Speaker: I did, your IJLSA Alarm Speaker. I will tell you when the IJLSA need help with something. SpongeBob: Interesting. Well, off to go watch Saturday Cartoons! Goodbye! *SpongeBob walks out of the room; whistling* SATURDAY AFTERNOON, NOON *We see SpongeBob in his room* *A ring is heard on the alarm* SpongeBob: What the heck is that? *A screen appears on the IJLSA Alarm* Mermaid Man: *on screen* SpongeBob, we need your help. Barnacle Boy: *on screen* It is time for your first mission. *screen turns off* SpongeBob: But...where am I supposed to go? IJLSA Alarm: I can teleport you there. *Teleports SpongeBob to the Merma-Lair* Mermaid Man: Greetings SpongeBob. SpongeBob: So, what is my first mission. Barnacle Boy: The Dirty Bubble is reacking havoc near the Bikini Bottom Bank. SpongeBob: Alright, let's go then. Mermaid Man: To the invisable boatmobile! *The Invisable Boatmobile was created during the 50 years before the events of this story* BIKINI BOTTOM BANK, 1:25 PM Dirty Bubble: Ha ha ha, no one can ever stop me! *Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and SpongeBob break the door down* Mermaid Man: Freeze evil doorer! SpongeBob: Yeah! Dirty Bubble: Ah yes, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and...who's the kid? SpongeBob: I'm... *runs around him* SPONGEBOB! Dirty Bubble: Ha! You call that a name? Dirty Bubble: Though I will admit, you got skill. Dirty Bubble: You sure are a quickster aren't you? SpongeBob: ...That's it. SpongeBob: I shall be known as...THE QUICKSTER! *Ties up the Dirty Bubble* Dirty Bubble: How is this even possible? *We see a montage of The Quickster tieing up villians to the Quickster's very own theme song* *Back at home* SpongeBob: Ah, what a day. Fought many evildoers, put them in jail, just a wonderful day. SpongeBob's Mom: *drops drink* Did I just hear what I think I just heard? SpongeBob: Mom! It's not what you think! SpongeBob's Mom: You're grounded mister! *Slams door* SpongeBob: Sigh. 10PM... *silence* SpongeBob's Mom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SpongeBob: Mom? *SpongeBob runs downstairs as fast as he can* SpongeBob: MOM! DAD! *We cue to a letter on SB's Mom and Dad's bed* Dear SpongeBob, I have captured your parents and I am taking hostage of them at my evil lair. If you want to see them again, come over, and we can "chat". - Dirty Bubble SpongeBob: Oh no. *Cues to Dirty Bubble's lair* SpongeBob: What do you want from me? Dirty Bubble: I want you to surrender. You will never capture me again as long as you live. I will be free to rob citizens and banks all across Bikini Bottom! Muhahahaha! SpongeBob: ...Fine. Dirty Bubble: Let's shake on it. *SpongeBob reaches closer and closer to the Dirty Bubble* *Out of nowhere, he pulls out a pencil* SpongeBob: Goodbye. *pokes Dirty Bubble* Dirty Bubble: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *pops* *Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy arrive on scene* Mermaid Man: Great job me boy! Barnacle Boy: Yeah you're a hero now! Mermaid Man: Well, since he's gone, we'll see you on Monday then...with your parent's permission of course. *Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy exit* SpongeBob's Dad: *pats SpongeBob on the back* Good job boy. *Walks away* SpongeBob's Mom:...Son...you will be allowed to keep doing this. *sheds a tear* Just promise me not to get hurt. SpongeBob: I won't. SpongeBob's Mom: Good. *walks away* SpongeBob: ...I am really a hero now. *credits roll* *In a post credit scene...* ???: We will meet one day Quickster. ???: For I am the terror that flaps in the night... ???: I am...THE ELASTIC WASTEBAND. THE END FADE TO BLACK BOT: Welp, we're done here. BOT: Don't worry, I'll be back again someday. BOT: With yet another New IJLSA Adventure Movies. BOT: Till then, stay gold, live long and prosper. *pushes button* NIGHT *fade-out* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Maybe leaving my laptop at home wasn't the badest thing to happen to me... Written in 1 complete sitting... IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES EPISODE 3 PREMIERES THIS SATURDAY ON SBC SPIN-OFF AND LITS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 OH MY GOD I FORGOT >.< Well here it is right now. BOT: Hey guys. BOT: Lucky 13 am I right? (This is Action Saturday's 13th week on the air) BOT: To celebrate, we've got a new IJLSA Adventure Movies for yah. BOT: Enjoy it while yah can. IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES ACTION SATURDAYS *fade-out* IJLSA Adventure Movies Episode 3 – The Elastic Wasteband With His Elastic Dog! Long long ago, before the escapades of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, The Quickster, lived a seastar by the name of William. William was a scientist for the Bikini Bottom Chemical Institute. He loved his job there. He always had a fascination with chemicals. One day, a bunch of chemicals spilled on William. He started…to change. He was now able to stretch anywhere with ease. When the other scientists saw him, they wanted to dissect him. William had to flee fast, losing his job and ruining his life completely. William managed to find one route to success, becoming the superhero THE ELASTIC WASTEBAND. Years down the road, his dog was spilled with the same chemicals by accident. He became THE ELASTIC DOG (see what I did there? ) When William died, the powers of the Elastic Wasteband went to his son, Herb. How did he get the powers though? Well, all the powers were saved in the suit. Herb, unfortunately, used his new powers for bad, as he was only a teen when he got them, he didn’t know right from wrong. The suit was laid to rest in Herb’s closet. Herb returned to normal life, got a wife, and eventually got a son: Patrick Star. It is now up to Patrick Star to refind the path to good and restore the Elastic Wasteband name. Thank god he has a dog to help him. THIS IS HIS STORY. *Main titles appear* PRESENT DAY 12pm. Herb: Find anything neat Patrick? Patrick: Nope. Patrick: Sure is a lot of stuff though. Patrick: Hey, what’s this? Herb: *jumps over by Patrick* Nothing…*sweating*just…nothing. Patrick: Well, if it’s nothing, can I see- Herb: NO. Herb: I mean, this is something very special to me. Patrick: Can I just- Herb: NO. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM MISTER. Patrick: Sheesh, I just wanted to look. *Patrick walks up the stairs.* Herb: Sigh. Margie: *walking down the steps* Honey I-*in shock of the box Herb is holding* Margie: Honey…why do you have that…box out. Margie: You aren’t thinking of- Herb: No Margie darling. Patrick just found it, I was going to put it back. *Margie walks silently to Herb’s side* Margie: …do you think it’s time Herb? Herb: I…I’m not sure. Dog: *on steps* I say its damn right of a time to. *walks down to Herb and Margie* Dog: Herb, it’s been years since the…incidents. Patrick is 15 now. That is when you were given the responsibilities of being him. Dog: And you’re still alive, unlike last time. You can help him along his path to good. Herb:…You’re right. I think it’s time for him to restore the name and pride of him. Dog: That a boy! So uh…when do you plan on telling him about it? Herb: I will tell him later tonight. Herb: Now let’s all head back upstairs before Patrick gets suspicious… *Bubbles float up to the screen to cue to the next scene* NIGHTTIME 6pm *Herb opens Patrick’s door* Herb: Hiya son. Patrick: *Back facing Herb’s face* What do you want dad. Herb: I’m just here to apologize…about earlier. Herb: Want to take a look at what’s inside this box? Patrick: Well…alright. *Patrick opens the box* Patrick: It’s just a suit. Herb: Patrick, that is not any ordinary suit. That suit holds many powers. Have you heard of the Elastic Wasteband? Patrick: You mean that superhero that is in all that folklore from the 1900’s? Herb: Preciously. But it’s not folklore. He’s real. Herb: What you’re holding right there is the Elastic Wasteband’s suit. Herb: Your grandfather was the original Elastic Wasteband, and I was the 2nd. Herb: Now it is your turn to make use of it. Patrick: Wow. That’s…amazing. Patrick: Thank you. Dog: *At the door*So, do you accept the offer to be the Elastic Wasteband? Patrick: You can talk? Dog: ‘Course I can! I’m the Elastic Wasteband’s dog, the Elastic Dog! Dog: Or just Dog for short. Patrick: Amazing…what am I doing again? Dog: Do you accept the challenge to be the Elastic Wasteband? Patrick: Oh right…Yes…yes I do. Dog: Great! Now, if you don’t mind Herb, I should take Patrick here out for a test run, to test his powers out, just like I did with you. Herb: Alright, but be back before 10. Dog: No problem! Won’t be very long. *Cues to a dark alley* Dog: This should be a good spot to train. Dog: Alright, test out your stretching power, like this. *Dog stretches to wall* Dog: Your turn. *Patrick stretches to the wall* Dog: Very good. I see you have some of William’s genes in yah. Dirty Bubble: Well well well, look who’s returned. Dog: Dirty Bubble! Dirty Bubble: That’s my name, don’t wear it out! Dog: What are you doing here Dirty? Dirty Bubble: A little man told me you’d be here. *Drops Herb to the ground* Herb: He forced me to tell. I’m…sorry son. Dirty Bubble: If you want your father back kid, you better be ready to fight! Dog: Patrick, this is not a drill. I know we haven’t trained very much, but you should be able to understand. Dog: Go into Elastic Wasteband mode! Patrick: Right. *Patrick turns fully into the Elastic Wasteband, and the Dog turns into Elastic Dog* Elastic Dog: Oh boy, I have not worn this dirty thing for years! Elastic Wasteband: Attack Elastic Dog! Elastic Dog: Don’t have to tell me twice! *Leaps to the Dirty Bubble, but the Dirty Bubble bounces him back* Dirty Bubble: Hm hm hm. Gonna take more than a simple leap to defeat me! *Elastic Wasteband stretches to Dirty Bubble and attempts to punch him, but gets bounced back* Dirty Bubble: Did you not here anything I just said? Elastic Dog: EW, we can’t obviously do normal attacks on this guy, we need to find something else. Elastic Wasteband: Hmm. *sees a nail on the ground* Aha! *EW stretches to the Dirty Bubble, and pops him with the nail* Dirty Bubble: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *pops* Elastic Dog: We did it! Well done EW! Elastic Wasteband: Thanks ED. Atomic Flounder:…Fuck, I missed all the fun. *Walks away* *ED and EW exchange glances* *EW attacks the Atomic Flounder, and stretches all the way to the Bikini Bottom Jailhouse* Atomic Flounder: Aw fuck. *Cues to epilogue* Narrator: Welp, that is our story. Narrator: After the first fight, Patrick is found in many Bikini Bottom newspapers. Narrator: He has won many battles with other villains and trained even more to become a wonderful superhero. Narrator: Someday he will be just as great as William was. But for now, he’s perfect the way he is. *Credits roll* *In a post credits scene:* 10 DAYS LATER… The Chief: Patrick. Dog. We’ve seen your wonderful doings as the Elastic Wasteband and the Elastic Dog over the past weeks. The Chief: We’d like you to join the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances. The Chief: Who knows. You may just meet some new friends. *The Chief winks at a shadow that resembles a sponge* *Patrick and Dog exchange glances* Patrick: Yes. The Chief: And you Dog? Dog: Yes sir. The Chief: Wonderful… THE END! FADE TO BLACK BOT: Welp, that's the end. BOT: 3 more episodes left... BOT: I'll be back later. *pushes button* NIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 A new episode will premiere tomorrow as part of Action Saturdays and the Spin-Off Festival 4. EDIT: And by tomorrow, I mean later today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 ACTION SATURDAYS RETURNS WITH A NEW IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES. BOT: Now time for IJLSA Adventure Movies on Action Saturdays. IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES *fade-out* IJLSA Adventure Movies Episode 4 – Captain Magmuff: Volcano Warrior Long time ago, in the far way land of Tentacle Acres (where happiness is just a suction cup away), lived a nice family called the Tentacles. They were a nice, peaceful family in a peaceful village…till one day, the village was attacked by the ancient Volcano Tribe, destroying the entire village and taking the Tentacle’s only son, Squidward. Squidward was tested on by the tribe, eventually transforming him into one of them. But still a Squid at heart, he will one day take down the tribe and set the world back into peace… *Main titles roll* *In the volcano lair…* Squidward: Here you go, my lord. Volcano Lord: Ah yes, thank you Squidward. Volcano Lord: You may go now. *Squidward walks out, but hears a plan for their next striking point* Volcano Lord: Our next striking point shall be whatever remains of Tentacle Acres. Volcano Soldier #1: Sir, there iz no one left, Volcano Solider #2: Yah we kill ‘em all. Volcano Lord: That’s what you think. Some are still out there, including that stupid Squidward’s parents. Squidward: *thinks* My…parents? Volcano Lord: Their stupid leader is still alive as well. Volcano Lord: So, set course for Tentacle Acres, we must arrive by 10 at the latest. Volcano Solider #1: Yes sir. *We cue to Squidward outside, freaked out by this, and we cue to the next day, 9:45am.* Squid Leader: The day is among us. I knew this would come. *The squids run as the Volcano Ship lands* Volcano Lord: Come on out squids, I know you’re out their… Volcano Lord: Soliders #1 and 2, come. *They come to the Lord* Volcano Lord: Send your squad of men to capture the remaining Squids #1. #2, send your squad to burn the remains of this dump. Volcano Solider 1&2: Yes sir. *#1’s Squad finds the Squids, while #2’s squad burns the place down* Squid Leader: Alright, you win. We are greatly outnumbered. *The Squad leads the Squids to the ship. #2’s squad also boards, leaving the acres burning. They take off shortly after boarding* Volcano Solider #1: Alright yah prisoners. In tha cages you go! *The Squids are all packed into one cage* Volcano Solider #2: The Squids var all packed in cage sir. Volcano Lord: Excellent. Torture shall begin immediately. Volcano Solider #2: Yes sir. *runs off to torture the captured slaves* *Cues to nighttime; Squidward is positioned to guard the squids* Squid Leader: Ah Squidward. Squid Leader: It is great to make your acquaintance once again. Squidward: Shut up old man. Squid Leader: It seems you do not remember me. Squid Leader: Forgivable, they only took you when you were just a little lass when they took you. Squidward: Who took me? Squid Leader: The Volcano Tribe of course! Squid Leader: They found good use in you, so they took yah and placed experiments on yah to make you one of them. Squid Leader: You are still a true Squid at heart though, and you can help us! Squidward: I am not one of you! I refuse to believe this rubbish! Squid Leader: Sigh. I didn’t want to have to do this but… Squid Leader: Mr. and Mrs. Tentacles, would you please come out? *Squidward’s parents come over by the leader* Mrs. Tentacles: …SQUIDWARD! *Mrs. Tentacles attempts to hug her son, but cannot due to the cage* *Squidward reluctantly opens the door to the cage, now seeing that this is his original tribe.* Squidward: Alright, everyone out, quickly. *Just after the Squids are out of the cage, Volcano Solider #1 notices them* Volcano Solider #1: Hey! Stop immediately! Squidward: KRACKATOA! *Squidward spits out lava from his helmet*’ *Volcano Solider #1 falls down, unconscious* ALERT ALERT PRISONER ESCAPE PRISONER ESCAPE Squidward: Come on! *Squidward gets them into an escape pod, and almost escapes, but encounters the Volcano Lord* Volcano Lord: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Squidward: Saving my family from the likes of you! Squidward: KRACKATOA! *Lava comes out of Squidward’s helmet and knocks out the Volcano Lord* *Squidward pushes the self-destruct button, gets into the escape pod, and it shoots right out of the ship* SELF DESTRUCT IN 10…9…8…7…6…5 Volcano Lord: Oh poo. 43…2…1… BOOM! *The Volcano Ship explodes and crashes in the old Tentacle Acres area, leaving no survivors except the Squids* *After it crashes, the Squid Leader makes his way to the top of the ship* Squid Leader: Friends, it is a day of celebration! We have finally defeated the Volcano Tribe and regained a fellow member of the tribe! Squids: Hooray! Squid Leader: And because of this, I pronounce Tentacle Acres to be immediately rebuilt and re-opened! Squids: HOORAY! *All the squids jump for joy* EPILOGUE: After the events, Squidward reunites with the tribe and adjusts to tribe life with the Squids. Tentacle Acres is rebuilt, and Squidward and family live together as one big happy family. THE END *Credits roll* In a post credits scene… The Chief: Hello Squidward. Squidward: Who are you? And how the hell did you get into my bedroom? The Chief: Classified. The Chief: Anywho, we’ve seen many wonderful talents in you that would come in handy for our team. The Chief: Squidward Q. Tentacles, would you like to join the IJLSA? *Silence* Squidward: Sure. The Chief: Excellent. You will make a very fine addition to the team indeed. FADE TO BLACK BOT: Up next, The Great Toon Crossover. BOT: Only on Action Saturdays. *fade-out* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted December 29, 2014 Author Share Posted December 29, 2014 So... Does anyone here want me to finish this? I don't have much interest in writing this anymore but I will try if people are interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphibia Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 So... Does anyone here want me to finish this? I don't have much interest in writing this anymore but I will try if people are interested. I actually haven't read it so..it's your decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 Alright, I'll take that as a yes. Off to the Locker she goes. However, stay tooned for one last IJLSA Adventure Movies related thing on a brand new Archives of CNF1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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