A Bikini Bottom Dream

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Series of poorly made shorts about character's dreams

 

Squidward's Nightmare: episode 1

[Squidward exists the krusty krab]

Squidward: Well, that was another day wasted

[SpongeBob rushes to catch up with squidward]

SpongeBob: hey squidward!

Squidward: hmph

SpongeBob: so umm...what do you have planned for the summer

Squidward: lay in bed and hope a boulder falls on my house

SpongeBob: sounds exciting!

Squidward: it does doesn't it

SpongeBob: well see you around [waves]

[Squidward enters his house]

Squidward: now for a long, relaxing nap [falls asleep]

[He opens his eyes and finds himself in a strange building]

Squidward: WHERE AM I!

Perch Perkins: [laughs] very funny Mr Squidward, but you're late for your interview

Squidward: Interview?!

[all the citizens run to squidward to take his autograph] 

[Squidward tears up]

Squidward: Finally! after all these years of being underappreciated! underpaid! underwater.... RECOGNITION!

[Squidward rushes to talk to perch]

Squidward: Hey perch, can you give me a summary of my life......just to remind me

Perch Perkins: well you've starred in 5 of the most popular movies of all time, you're an award winning singer, and a highly respected artist

[before squidward could celebrate, Perch Perkins drops a bomb shell]

Perch Perkins: but there was one person who was able to beat your streak of fame

Squidward: HUH?! Who?

Perch Perkins: this sponge [shows picture of SpongeBob] 

Squidward: SpongeBob?! that barnacle head?!

Perch Perkins: Well second place isnt so ba-

Squidward: HOW CAN I FIND HIM?

Perch Perkins: he's up on that tower

[8 hours later]

Squidward: I MADE IT! I FINALLY MADE IT!

[SpongeBob dramatically turns around with his chair to face squidward]

Squidward: it really is you

SpongeBob: Oh Mr tentacles i heard alot about your talent

Squidward: how did someone like you get such a high reputation

SpongeBob: most people say it's my charm, some say it's my inconsistent personality

SpongeBob (CONT'D): i want to offer you a deal

[Squidward sits down] 

Squidward: I'm listening

SpongeBob: we can work together to make the greatest movie of all time

Squidward: i like where this is going

SpongeBob: So that way we can both have, FAME!

Squidward: faaame

SpongeBob: Endearing fans!

Squidward: Faans

SpongeBob: so what do you say Mr tentacles do you want to work together

Squidward: Yes, i certainly do

[before squidward can shake SpongeBob's hand he wakes up]

SpongeBob: WAKE UP SQUIDWARD! SQUIIIDWARD!

Squidward: Spongebob.......do you have any idea what you just did

SpongeBob: i woke you up?

Squidward: yes, and wasted my only chance at happiness. NOW GET OUT! [kicks SpongeBob out of his house]

[squidward goes back to sleep]

 

THE END

 

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it has been a day which means it's time for another short in a character's dream (these are fun to make for some reason) and i'm already running out of ideas, so it's all downhill from here

 

Wake Up, Plankton!: Episode 2

Plankton: KAREN! KAREN!

Karen: what is it now?

Plankton: I DID IT! I finally found the perfect plan for stealing the krabby patty secret formula 

Karen: congratulations

Plankton: i'll disguise myself as krabs to trick his employe-

Karen: you've already done that

Plankton: oh...

 Karen: isnt that krabs outside?

Plankton: Huh?!

[Plankton looks out the window and sees Mr krabs digging up a secret box]

[he opens the box revealing a bunch of dead crabs]

[Plankton gasps]

Plankton: KAREN! DID YOU SEE THAT!

Karen: well now you know the secret formula. what now......

Plankton: What now?!?!?!? [laughs] WHAT NOW??!?!! [laughs]

Plankton: with this information i'll destroy krabs' reputation and then he'll be forced to close down the krusty krab, AND I'LL FINALLY WIN!

[the next day]

Mr Krabs: take this, boyo

SpongeBob: WOAH! MY PAYCHECK!!!

Mr krabs: what? oh no no no, that's just a letter

SpongeBob: oh. well i've always wanted a letter

Mr krabs: no boy open the letter

[SpongeBob opens the letter]

SpongeBob: Woah Mr krabs! is this your twitter handle!!?

Mr krabs: yep. squidward helped me set it up, i'm finally starting my own twitter account

[plankton walks over]

Plankton: Oooh krabs

Mr Krabs: move over, boy. i'll handle this 

Mr Krabs: come to steal the krabby patty secret formula? well it wont work, so go back home, scram! [laughs]

Plankton: i dont need to steal the krabby patty formula, because i already know it

Mr krabs: sure thing plankton

Plankton: do you enjoy killing your own kind?

Mr krabs: HUH?! Who told you, was it squidward!

Plankton: i saw you last night! i saw everything!

Mr krabs: listen plankton, this information cant get out, i'll be a dead crab if it does

Plankton: funny you should say that. i've already broadcasted images all across bikini bottom, you're done Eugene!

Mr krabs: you'll pay for this plankton

Customers: not if we make you pay first

Mr krabs: YOU'LL NEVER GET A CENT OUT OF ME! [runs]

[he stops at the ledge of a mountain]

Plankton: there's no where to run, krabs.

[Mr krabs starts swimming to the surface]

Plankton: Curses! i forgot we were underwater

[the citizens start throwing stuff at Mr krabs knocking him down]

Cops: you're coming with us

Mr Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Squidward wakes up]

Squidward: what an odd dream

[squidward goes to hug his clarinet, but sees spongebob]

SpongeBob: hey there squiddy

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Plankton wakes up]

Plankton: KAREN KAREN! I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM

Karen: is it the crab formula one again

Plankton: yes...

Karen: ugh

THE END

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i'm bored which means another dream story (that no one will read) other than jjs, wait..........there's no one here i can say whatever i want FUUU-

well enjoy this tale of betrayal and sadness, nah jk bro it's a goofy tale about sponges and starfish. today's tale is a bit more meta than the others, so yeah o_O_O_O_O

this went through 3 versions lol these are the ones i was gonna make (you may markerkiss the markerbride, Tweet Away!, A squidbob nightmare)

Squidward kills the SpongeBob Universe : Episode 3

Squidward: hours of training, years of learning, all wasted! thrown aside! i'll show them [laughs] i'll show all of them [shines his Glock] 

[Cut to SpongeBob knocking on squidward's house]

SpongeBob: Oooh squidward! squuiidward!

[squidward slowly approaches the door. Glock in hand]

[intense copyright free music starts playing as SpongeBob shouts squidward's name louder and louder]

SpongeBob: Ooh squi-

[the door slowly opens]

Squidward: HIII SPOONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: wanna go jellyfishing?

Squidward: i have something more fun in mind!

SpongeBob: REALLY?! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT! OH WAIT DONT TELL ME! OH WAIT DO TELL ME! I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW!

Squidward: turn around

[SpongeBob Turns around]

Squidward: now say ''good night''

SpongeBob: GOO-

[Squidward shoots SpongeBob]

[Squidward laughs manically]

 [Hours later Squidward enters Krabs' office]

Mr Krabs: Squidward? you should be working, get back to work and get me spongebob! money money money money money

Squidward: F!#@!# you [shoots krabs]

Squidward: 2 down, 536 to go! [laughs]

[Cut to squidward standing on a pile of bodies, he killed all of them]

[Squidward Wakes up]

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHH!

[squidward goes to check on SpongeBob to make sure he was dreaming]

[He knocks on SpongeBob's house]

[SpongeBob opens the door]

SpongeBob: oh hey squidward

Squidward: YOU'RE ALIVE [Hugs SpongeBob]

Squidward: umm i mean....it's good to see you SpongeBob, good night [runs off]

[SpongeBob smiles]

THE END

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SpongeBob's Dream!: Episode 4

[SpongeBob Walks Back Home]

SpongeBob: Gary, i'm home! Gary? [sees Gary sleeping] awww

[he goes to bed and starts dreaming]

SpongeBob: hey squidward!

Squidward: hey, friend! how is your day going

SpongeBob: great as usual, squidward!

[enters the kitchen]

Mr krabs: Spongeboy me bob!!!!! are you busy?

Spongebob: well no i'm no- [krabs grabs him]

Mr krabs: good cause i need you to do me a favor

Spongebob: AYE AYE CAPTAIN! what's the favor?

Mr krabs: i need you to read this [gives Spongebob a piece of paper]

Spongebob: what's this Mr krabs

Mr krabs: BOARD YOUR STATIONS!!!!!!!!

Spongebob: huh?

Mr krabs: WHAT'RE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE, SPONGEBOB! BOARD YOUR STATION

Spongebob: what station [looks out the window and sees they're floating above space]

Squidward: The enemy ship is approaching us, Captain krabs!

Spongebob: what in the kelp is going on!

Patrick: oh hey Spongebob! i thought today was your day off

SpongeBob: Patrick! please explain to me what's going on

Patrick: we're space fighters, everyone has a role

Spongebob: and what's your role

Patrick: i'm the pilot

Spongebob: who's the second pilot

Patrick: what second pilot?

Spongebob: PATRICK! WHO'S DRIVING THIS SHIP

[the ship starts to move rapidly towards earth]

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

[SpongeBob wakes up]

Spongebob: that was a strange dream.................well off to work [gets up]

The End