Squidtalk!

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Squidtalk!: The Squidward Talk Show

 

Description:

This is a new series where Squidward does a talk show but it doesn't go right sometimes

Pilot:

Episodes:

S1E1: Chum Bucket Discussion

S1E2: SquilliamTalk!

S1E3: This is Disgusting 

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S1E1 Squidtalk!: Chum Bucket Discussion

Episode Plot: Squidward talks about how bad the Chum Bucket is and Plankton doesn't take it well

 

Squidward: Hello fans and welcome to Squidtalk! 

Squidward: Today we'll be discussing of how bad the Chum Bucket is.

(At The Chum Bucket TV)

Squidward: I mean what is with that garbage restaurant.

Plankton: Garbage restaurant YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Squidward: I mean dirty floors, gross food and it smells like an a tuna bathed in algae after running a marathon 

Plankton: OH WHY I OUGHTA!

Karen: He's right

Plankton: WHAT! KAREN YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE!

Karem: Yes! I mean look at this place it's a complete mess.

Plankton: BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO INSULT MY RESTAURANT!

(The TV)

Squidward: But we can all agree that the Chum Bucket is the most sloppy, messy, disgusting and the worse restaurant in all of Bikini Bottom! But thanks for watching the newest Squidtalk! Bye bye

(The TV goes to commercial)

Plankton: GRRR! THAT'S IT WHERE IS MY DEATHRAY!

(At Squidward's House)

Squidward: ♪Lalala♪

(Plankton burst through Squidward's house will a Deathray)

Squidward: AHHHHHH!

Plankton: TAKE THAT BACK!

Squidward: Take what back?

Plankton: YOU KNOW! ALL OF THOSE INSULTS TO THE CHUM BUCKE-

(SpongeBob steps on Plankton)

Plankton: OW!

SpongeBob: Hi Squidward! I watched your show and I like it.

Squidward: Thanks SpongeBob! I feel so famous right now.

SpongeBob: Okay enjoy your day.

Plankton: UHHHHHH! OH NO LOOK DOWN!

(SpongeBob steps on Plankton)

Plankton: OWWW!

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward did you here something.

Squidward: Didn't here it, don't care.

The End

 

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S1E2 Squidtalk!: SquilliamTalk!

Episode Plot: Squilliam makes a copy of SquidTalk! and it becomes more popular

 

Squidward: Now to check on the rating to my wonderf--

(Squidward checks the ratings)

Squidward: WHAAAT! 500,000 VIEWS!

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, what's the problem?

Squidward: SpongeBob....

SpongeBob: Yes.

Squidward: GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!

SpongeBob: Okay Squidward.

(Spongebob leaves)

Squidward: How come my show didn't reach over 1,000,000 views 

(Squidward turns on his TV)

Squilliam: Oh hello everyone and welcome to SquilliamTalk!

Squidward: SQUILLIAMTALK!

SquilliamTalk!: That's right, we'll be having wonderful discussions abo--

(Squilliam's phone rings)

Squilliam: Oh hello.

Squidward: WHY DID YOU COPIED MY IDEA AND STOLE MY VIEWS!!!

Squilliam: Oh sorry, I didn't steal your views Mr. Tentacles.

Squidward: But how did you attract many people to your copy of my show!

Squilliam: That's the power of being rich and famous Squidward!

(Squillam hangs up)

Squidward: Rich and famous huh, I will make new episodes of my show so great that he'll have to cancel his copy.

(3 Months Later...)

Squidward: 200,000 VIEWS WHY!!!

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward!

Squidward: WHAT THE!

SpongeBob: What are you doing right now.

Squidward: TRYING TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR!!!

SpongeBob: You mean popular like SquilliamTalk!

(Squidward starts crying)

SpongeBob: What's wrong Squidward.

Squidward: I tried to make a great talk show until he came in and ruined my viewings

SpongeBob: Oh you poor Squi-

(A lightbulb came out of SpongeBob's)

SpongeBob: THAT'S IT!

(1 Episode Later)

Squilliam: I feel so great now that failure finally stopped his show

(Squilliam changes the TV to SquidTalk!)

Squilliampuppet: Hi It's me Squilliam, I stole a talk show idea from a poor Squid.

Squilliam: WHAT THE!

Squilliampuppet: That's right, I just wanted to steal someone's idea for fame.

(The curtains close)

SpongeBob: And that was the latest SquidTalk!, with a puppet show.

(Squilliam turns of the TV)

Squilliam: OH NO!!!

(Police cars circles around Squilliam's House)

Cops: You're surrounded...

(at Squidward's house)

Squidward: Thanks SpongeBob for your help.

SpongeBob: Oh it was nothing.

(Someone knocks on the door)

SpongeBob: Who is it.

(SpongeBob opens the door)

Squilliam: Oh hi.

SpongeBob&Squidward: SQUILLIAM!!!

Cops: We have arrested this Squid for trying to copy your show, do you want him in jail or not.

Squidward: I say...

Squilliam: Oh no...

Squidward: Let him go

Squilliam: Oh thank yo-

Squidward: But!

Squilliam: But what?

Squidward: You have to do an apology episode on my talk show!

Squilliam: What no way!

Squidward: Do you want to go to jail.

Squilliam: Okay, I will do it!

(1 Episode Later)

Squilliam: And sorry for all for trying to copy of this show

Squidward: And that was another new episode of SquidTalk!

(The TV goes to commercial)

Squilliam: Okay, I guess it's time for me to go on a fabulous vacation.

(Squilliam leaves)

Squidward: I wish, I can go on a vacation.

SpongeBob: What about a Staycation.

(SpongeBob starts laughing)

Squidward: Grr... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

The End