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The Journey of Fred the Fish


Minty Car

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Finale time! (Jjs dared me to do this, so yeah it's not serious at all)

Episode 342: Wait, what the shit?

Fred the Fish was sitting in the mayor's office, injecting some LSD into himself, when some crazy-ass portal opened up in front of him. Then, a guy looking like Fred appeared in front of him, only more muscular.

"Who the hell are you?" Fred asked

"I'm you when you were actually good, and not covering up the mayor's drug ring, you prick." Past Fred said

"Being good sucks, you have too much responsibility, and shit. When your bad, you can just lay back and get fucked up." Current Fred said.

"Wow, but if your like this, then I can't exist" Past Fred said.

"But your from the past, so my decisions now can't affect-" Current Fred began.

"Oh shut the fuck up, you lousy ass." Past Fred said.

Past Fred then traps current Fred in a headlock, and twists his head, causing internal bleeding, and loss of oxygen to the brain. In other words, he died a pretty shitty death. The mayor soon walked in.

"What the hell?" the mayor said.

Past Fred headshots him, before jumping back to the past, only to realize that JOF came before My Leg!, so in actuality he killed himself before he could become a muscular legal head.

"Goddammit" Fred says, as his body evaporates into sandy existance.

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