Rich Switch

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This is about Squidward and Squilliam. Squidward gets rich, and Squilliam stoops down to Squidward middle class-esque life. That's about it.

 

Part One

 

(Fade in to show a mansion, which is revealed to be Squidward's)

Squidward: (wearing Squilliam's robe and laughing) 

Guard #1: Sir, your clarinet recital is in five minutes!

Squidward: Oh, thank you. May I have my flying chair?

Guard #1: Yes, sir. You may. (pulls controller out of pocket and pushes button)

(Flying chair comes up and Squidward jumps in it. Cut to the auditorium, where thousands of squids are waiting for Squidward. Squidward comes in on the chair, takes out his clarinet, playing an amazing piece.)

Crowd: (begins cheering)

Squidward: Thank you, thank-

(Doorbell rings repeatedly)

Squidward: ALRIGHT! (speeds to door, opens it)

Squilliam: (at door, wearing Squidward's shirt) Can you be a good guy and lend me some money? I'm a little low, and i'd like to buy some pants.

Squidward: (laughing) No, Squilly!

Squilliam: (begins raging so loud, that Squidward goes deaf, hearing a ringing noise)

Squidward: (wakes up to find out that ringing was an alarm clock and sighs)

(Alarm clocks keeps ringing)

Squidward: Come on....where's the hammer....Ah, this will do.....(takes lamp and smashes clock)

(Montage of Squidward going through his morning begins)

Squidward: (sulks downstairs, quietly eats breakfast, puts on Krusty Krab hat and starts walking to work)

Nat Peterson: Hey, Skintward!

Squidward; It's Squidward, you moron!

Fred: Hey, Octoward!

Squidward: (facepalm)

(Montage ends)

Squilliam: Hey, Squiddy! Off to your little job?

Squidward: Uh, no. I, uh, was taking a walk and got my hat stuck on my head.

Squilliam: How?

Squidward: Hmm....

Squilliam: I thought so. (begins laughing and walks away)

Squidward: (walks up to Krusty Krab and sighs) Maybe I shouldn't)

Mr. Krabs: (rushes out) Oh no you don't, Mr. Squidward! You're gonna work today! (pushes Squidward to the cashier boat)

(Quick speedup of the day, showing no customers)

Spongebob: Good night, Mr. Krabs! I'd better go home and feed Gary. 

Mr, Krabs: Good night, me boy!

Squidward: (sighs)

Voice: HEY!

Squidward: Huh? (Looks up, and sees the voice belongs to the TV)

Voice: I'm Chip Winkerdinker, and I want you to come down to the Krusty Krab-

Squidward: Huh?

Voice: (now talking fast) to buy a lottery ticket you could be the next winner today do it nowwwwwwwww.

(commercial ends)

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, since when have we been selling lottery tickets?

Mr. Krabs: Since this morning! I thought it would bring in customers! (laughing)

Squidward: Figures.

 

PART TWO COMING SOON