Danny DeVito

me trying to decipher how all the sbc lore fits together

Favorite SpongeBob character: Mr. Seaweed Monster Man

according to IGN spongebob apparently ended in 2014, that cancellation still stings 9 years later

A little dab will do ya.

Heart on stick must die.

Bubsy is perhaps one of the most recognizable video game icons of all time, and that could be because he SUCKS ASS!

So admit it... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy, toned frame... I'm the perfect specimen of a man! ...What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up for widescreen display!

I spent HOURS stomping... KOOPAS... at my local laundromat.

Wario want bedtime story.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

"We don’t even know if we’re in this room. We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space." - Me, probably

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

Did you know I was in a One Direction music video?

Honored I got to work with the great Heisenberg and Captain Cook in the upcoming Sunny season!

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

smokey bear is not happy

“Horrifying”: Danny DeVito’s Batman Returns Method Acting Caused A Monkey To Bite His Crotch

What’s up bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?

I want to star in a spongebob episode where they call the krusty krab the Krusty Pub

Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?

At Jersey Mike's, they slice your order fresh right in front of ya. And let me tell ya, watching that can send a rush of emotions through a person.

I hate Bubble Buddy

I invented rap

I officially challenge eminem to a rap battle

jjs x ex retcons too much previously established lore