Danny DeVito

I refuse to obey the green fuhrer.

squidward's nose looks like a

but who really was pepe silvia

9/11 was bad

weather balloon deniers be like

john lennon has returned

my goofy ahh uncle

On the surface, Memorial Day honors those who have fallen in the line of duty. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

I’m not afraid of death. What can death bring that I haven’t faced? I’ve lived; life is the worst. Listen to me, I’m a philosopher. Joe, you must do this. You must must must.

Supreme Court my ass

I am so disappointed in the Solos, this is why I am my own team now

tfw we get SBC Sleep before Pokemon Sleep

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Tate arrested for genocide.

I hate krabby patties

I do not play the Roblox name game The Doors

survey says!

whoa guys I just saw a ghost, let me record it with a potato

I am now a member of the Wu Tang Clan

or I'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain

anime swag I'm flying like goku

twitter going up in flames on my birthday, musk really shouldn't have

I would like to debunk any rumors that I'm supposedly a member of Antifa

I nominate myself to become the new CEO of Twitter.

let that be a lesson to Andrew Tate to never eat pizza again

I'm the grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge