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A mashup of You Need To Calm Down, Sunflower and Paper Planes that...surprisingly works and is the best thing I've heard in a while.
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I can't believe SBC is 10 years old...just goes to show how wonderful the community is! I don't even think I could perfectly go on to say how much the community means to me - and believe me, I've been thinking about what I would say for quite a while - but I'd like to try now and compile my thoughts the best I can. I've only been a member of the site since 2017, practically the tail-end of the site's first decade, and even then I wasn't a truly active member around these parts until 2018. As much as I love - or have loved - the sponge this forum adores so, my reasoning for being active around these parts recently is instead due to the wonderful community this site has and how close everyone is with one another. Being a member on SBC, I've come across so many wonderful people with various personalities, each one charming in their own unique way. And it's been a reason why I've felt so attached to this place.The feeling of a tight-knit community with open, loving arms is there and it is due to such solidarity the site has managed to thrive in it way it has and, for me personally, has been one of the reasons I've always loved it here since becoming more active. I definitely feel like my life wouldn't be the same without this community and all the wonderful people it has introduced me to. I love you all! The fact that a forum dedicated to a cartoon starring an anthropomorphic sponge has thrived for a decade goes to show that it's not just about SpongeBob that keeps us together, but it's also about the community. A community that shows an undying love for the show it was created in dedication to. A community that continues to provide us with a platform to connect with others that lead to blossoming, long-term online friendships. So here's 10 years of the SpongeBob Community. A community, with the effort and passion of both the staff and member alike, that has, does, and will continue to stick together through thick and thin, and I couldn't be any more grateful and honored to be a part of that world.
No I toootally did not intend on ending with a Little Mermaid reference shush your face.
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I'm obsessed with the Evil Queen atm, so I wanted to draw her.
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Currently binging Once Upon A Time (FINALLY!) with the family every evening, and have been doing so for quite a while. Currently on Season 2 and I've never been this invested in a show before. It's really exciting!
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Yesterday:
- A Little Mermaid 30th Anniversary Ursula plush toy.
- A Little Mermaid 30th Anniversary POP Figure - Ursula (the regular sized one, with Flotsam and Jetsam on her shoulders)
- A Disney Store Christmas Ornament - Little Mermaid 30th Anniversary
- A SpongeBob Imagination POP Figure
Today:
- A Little Mermaid 30th Anniversary POP Figure - Ariel (the one with her in the purple dress)
- A Little Mermaid Water Bottle
- Let It Go - A Frozen Twisted Tale book by Jen Calonita
- A Dork Diaries book my sister wanted
- A Winnie the Pooh and Tigger tote bag
- A black, small-ish Mickey Mouse backpack
- Aaaaaaand I just ordered a Comfy Aurora Rock Candy figure online because it went on sale today! And for an exclusive to the site I ordered it from, I couldn't resist!
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So since this is where news and stuff about lits go, I have some news regarding my Nonsensical BFBB Parody...for those of y'all who are sweet enough to put up with the silliness of my first ever spin-off
Chapter III, appropriately known as Jellyfish Fields, will probably
hopefullybe written and ready to be uploaded by the end of the month. I do, as it stands, have an estimated third of the level written, if not more than a quarter. Most of my delay has been due to how I'm on vacation til the middle of the month, have has a bit of writer's block and it has also dawned upon me that since this is the first actual level I'm satirizing, I'm having to rethink how I approach my writing for a vast majority of the parody. I've decided on just focusing on the dialogue since action scenes don't work well with the writing style I'm using. Although that's not to say I'll never do anything for a few of the action scenes.Also, I haven't forgotten my Oneshot Treasury...however since I'm more into writing such oneshots at my own pace (that is, without a system/plan/routine/whateveryoucallit) uploads will probably be spontaneous and random. I do definitely want to get into writing more for the world of Ben and Alex again. But yeah, on the whole I doubt I needed to make a point about the Treasury but just know it's not dead in my heart at least.
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Hello, everyone! It's been a while since I've done any drawing, so I thought I'd upload something I'd done prior to going on holiday for my sister as a Birthday present (and also I've been pacing myself a bit since I wanted to wait until her Birthday was over before I posted elsewhere; definitely had to let her see it first).
Basically Stitch - her favorite Disney character alongside Tinkerbell - dressed as Jung Kook, her favorite member of BTS.
This cluster of reference images I put together prior shows what outfit I was using for clarity.
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I've been in the same room as Tomska despite not actually talking to him. That count? XD
Nah nah, but in all seriousness, I'd love to meet Jodi Benson (Ariel) and Tara Strong (Melody, Princess Clara, Toot).
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Happy Birthday @Hayden and @Night-Waker!
May you both have a wonderful day today! xx
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- A Little Mermaid nightshirt that has the phrase "Mermaid Need Sleep Too" on it.
- Four bottles of Pepsi. (I'm going on vacation pretty soon so I need the drinks for in the car).
- An Aurora tote bag.
- A Snow White tote bag.
- A Cinderella tote bag.
- Two Birthday cards.
- An XBOX 360 game my sister wanted but couldn't pay for at that moment.
- Some food from McDonald's for me and my sister.
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Happy Birthday, @WhoBob! Hope you've been having a good one! x
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Loyal To Me - Nina Nesbitt
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Secret Obsession.
Gotta say, I've never gotten into psychological thriller movies that much before but I loved this one. I'm glad my sister ended up convincing me to watch it.
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Love You Anymore - Michael Buble
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Another entry for what I would like to call my 2019 Anniversaries mini-series...provided I do any more in the future. Just gotta think of matchups, really.
I was definitely planning on drawing something involving SpongeBob celebrating his 20th, and I wanted to do an Aurora piece because it's also the 60th Anniversary of Sleeping Beauty (although not gonna lie I haven't seen much commotion about it...or at least nothing near as much as TLM's 30th is getting). Then this idea of SpongeBob's outfit - and appearance - being altered by Fauna and Merryweather popped into my head and thus, this drawing came about! My alternate idea was to have SpongeBob in a cheering pose with an alarm clock in his other hand to wake up Aurora holding her own sign, but I liked this one more.
The signs don't have any particular inspiration. The 20th Sign was made in a similar fashion to the writing on the plank on my BFBB Parody logo but with some modifications, and the 60th Shield is based on the logo found here, but I worked around it a little bit.
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Chapter II – Bikini Bottom (1)
SpongeBob: Seriously though, this place looks like someone blew up some crazy shit in here. How in the hell does it look this bad?
Gary: Meow. (“Beats me, but you’ve got shit to learn, so please go so do and get out of here. Please.”)
SpongeBob: Wait is this some stupid tutorial?
Gary: Meow. (“Yes.”)
SpongeBob: Oh helllll no I don’t wanna do that.
Gary: Meow. (“Trust me, this is as painful for me as it is for you.”)
SpongeBob: And where did all these signs come from? And why are they telling me stuff that literally anyone who’s played a videogame before should know are basic controls? These things come with manuals, right, so I don’t see why-
Gary: Meow. (Oh my god, shut up and do shit already, jesus.”)
SpongeBob: Fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnne.
Asshole Tip on screen: In case it wasn’t obvious enough, explore this sucker’s house! This is what the rooms look like.
SpongeBob: OKAY OKAY I GET IT I GET IT, I’M MOVIN’! Also, what the hell? Why can’t I enter the closet.
Closet Door: Pay up if you wanna come inside.
SpongeBob: I’ve got to pay to access another room in my own house? God, it’s been one room and I already hate this game. Screw you, I’m going in the kitchen.
Typewriter: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
SpongeBob: Who even uses these anymore? And It looks like a note from Mr. Krabs, covered in…I swear to god that better be sweat…
Typewriter: Prepare to be disappointed.
SpongeBob: UGHHHHHHH.
Crusty-ass Note: Hiya, I’m here to provide exposition based on the game’s currency! Aren’t I helpful?
SpongeBob: No. Not particularly.
Note: But…I’m telling you to do a fucking job. LISTEN TO ME, DAMMIT!
SpongeBob: Look, I see a ton of shiny crap in my kitchen for some reason and my instinctive response is to collect it. I don’t need some note to tell me what to do, kthx.
Note: *shuts up because it realizes how useless it is*
SpongeBob: Time to get all the shiny shit! *gets all the shiny shit* What the hell? How could it get to the bathroom ceiling? Surely that’s not possible. But anyway, I got 60 of these things apparently, so GETTING IN THE CLOSET HERE I COME!
Gary: Meow. (“Virtually impossible for you to be in the closet but I digress.”)
Closet Door: Hey, I’ll take 50 off your hands, and it looks like you have 10 remaining.
SpongeBob: Yes, I know how to do basic math, fuck you very much. Why do you care so much anyway?
Closet Door: Just saying, maybe you should go explore the rest of your house like the tip told you to.
SpongeBob: Or I could just grab that spatula and get the fuck out of here because I clearly need it do leave given the hovering number on my front door.
Closet Door: Yeah…but no. Do the other thing instead.
SpongeBob: Oh, whatever. *goes to the bedroom anyway* Yay, I’m broke now! Oh, there’s more of these. Guess it’s for the door to the library I guess.
Shiny Objects: Bingo!
SpongeBob: Guess I should change my underwear while I’m here. Wait, what, I can’t take it.
Sign with underwear tip: *is automatic* SURPRISE, BITCH! *drops a safe on SpongeBob*
SpongeBob: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?
Sign: Uh, you’re welcome? Now you can get the underwear.
SpongeBob: I hate you.
Library Door: Congratulations! You have enough Shiny Objects for this door!
SpongeBob: This is stupid.
Library Door: You’re stupid. Just shut up and go in to learn your powers already.
SpongeBob: Well, I’m in, but I don’t get the point. Actually, you know what? I’ve played this shit a gazillion times already and know the powers by heart at this point. I got the Viking hat thing, the feet slam thing, the wand bitch slap thing and a gay-ass jumping move. Screw this room I’m gonna-
Sock: YOO-HOO!
SpongeBob: OOH, SHIT I WANT TO COLLECT NOW! *does the whole room to get the sock and smacks every sign that automatically triggers in the process* Wait, you’re not one of mine.
Sock: Nope! Smiley-face!
SpongeBob: You’re the fetch-quest item in the HUD, aren’t you?
Sock: Yep!
SpongeBob: I’m going to hate you from the get-go. But anyway, now I can finally get out of here with no objections. *gets the Golden Spatula*
Spatula Obtained – Right In Front Of You The Whole Fucking Time
SpongeBob: Yup, still stupid, but win-win for me. *leaves the house*
Gary: Meow. (“Thank god, I thought he’d never leave.”)
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French Narrator: Ah, the neighbourhood, because it’s not like we already showed you in the opening of the game or anything.
Plankton: Hey hey, I’m brooding over here! Go find your own spot!
SpongeBob: Sorry! I’m literally required to stand here by the plot!
Plankton: Well, that’s just great.
SpongeBob: And hey, you’re just trying to trick me into giving you the formula, aren’t you? Piss off, already, I’ve got bigger fish to fry here.
Plankton: That’s my line! And also welcome to my world, cuz I can’t even enter my own goddamn restaurant without being kicked up the ass by a Fodder.
SpongeBob: Well, those guys are weak as hell so haha to that. I wonder who even made them that stupid in the first place since it doesn’t seem like a very efficient plot for anything convoluted. I mean, I could literally hit them once without any kind of strategy and that would be all it took to defeat them.
Plankton: Well…umm…I don’t know where they came from, that’s for sure! They probably came from…like…very far away or some crazy bullshit like that! Whatever convinces you it wasn’t me.
SpongeBob: That’s okay, I’m going to believe you anyway!
Plankton: Yeah, that’s great.
SpongeBob: But coolio, I’ll help you out, man. Maybe I can get more of these shiny spatulas along the way. Who knows why the hell there are spatulas all over the place but damn, they’re fucking gorgeous and I’ve gotta collect them all!
Plankton: Ooh, they are pretty nice. Y’know I’ll give ya a truckload if you help me out…*quietly*…in your dreams…
SpongeBob: Ohhhh, I see what you did there.
Plankton: …oh. Now that’s just grasping at strings.
SpongeBob: Oh whatever, it’s true either way though and you know it. *fucks off*
Mr. Krabs: *with an obviously different voice* COME TALK TO ME BOYO!
SpongeBob: Ewww who the fuck are you I’m not talking to youuuuu…
Mr. Krabs: OI PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
SpongeBob: *blanks him*
Mr. Krabs: UP YOURS!
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Oh thank god, someone normal I can-why the hell is there a sock by your foot.
Patrick: Uh, it’s lost, obviously.
SpongeBob: *resting bitch face activated* Honestly though…sometimes I just don’t know what to think about you…
Patrick: I try to impress.
SpongeBob: Well try harder for everyone’s sake, good Christ. Wait…hold on a minute…I found one just like it in my library…
Patrick: Yeah, I lost like a shitton.
SpongeBob: Also, can I ask why this sock is like, rock-solid?
Patrick: No, you may not.
SpongeBob: But…OHHHHHH NO. OH, GOD, PLEASE, NO. TAKE IT. TAKE IT RIGHT NOW.
Patrick: Sorry, but the rules of the game say you can only hand them to me once you have 10 to trade in for some golden dildos I have lying around.
SpongeBob: Please tell me you mean golden spatulas.
Patrick: Same thing, right?
SpongeBob: …I refuse to comment on the matter.
Patrick: That’s the spirit! Now go collect ‘em all. Toodles!
SpongeBob: *is pissed off and destroys everything in Patrick’s house as payback and gets one of his socks out of it* WHY. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO HOLD ON TO A SOCK I GOT FROM HIS OWN HOME? WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN ALL OF THIS.
Patrick: Oh, hush up, you. Now chop chop!
SpongeBob: I’ll show you chop chop, dickhead. *goes to annoy Squidward in his house*
-Squidward: Dammit.
SpongeBob: I…literally only just walked in.
Squidward: Precisely. As if the robots weren’t bad enough.
SpongeBob: Oh yeah, whoops. Our bad.
Squidward: I expect nothing less of you two idiots. Of course you’re behind all this mess. Nevermind the actual logic behind such a conclusion, I just hate you both and need to pin it on someone.
SpongeBob: Do you wanna help me deal with this then?
Squidward: Are you fucking high? Hell no I’m not joining you on this adventure, no matter how successful it is in the future. Besides, I’m not even playable, so there’s your answer.
SpongeBob: Well, damn.
Squidward: If that’s all you came here to talk to me about then please bugger off and try not to jump around like an idiot because I have the biggest hangover in the world right now.
The word ‘Jump’: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT I COULD NOT BE ANYMORE OBVIOUS I’M IN ORANGE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
SpongeBob: *gets ready to jump*
Squidward: DON’T YOU DARE!
SpongeBob: BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGLOOKATMYGAYJUMPSBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING!
Squidward: Oh my god…please stop it.
SpongeBob: Fine. Give me that spatula in your pocket.
Squidward: Gladly. *hands it over*
Spatula Obtained – Piss Off Squidward
SpongeBob: I love how that’s not far off from what it’s actually called.
Squidward: Are you still here? GET OUT ALREADY!
SpongeBob: That’s it, your shit’s getting wrecked. *destroys everything that can be hit*
Sock: HIYA!
Squidward: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE.
SpongeBob: I DON’T WANT TO TAKE IT!
Voice from below: PLEASE STOP SHOUTING FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!
Squidward: …
SpongeBob: …
Squidward: …….
SpongeBob: Uh…is that Squilli-
Squidward: NO!
SpongeBob: Riiiiiiiight…I’m just gonna…I’m just like…yeahhhhhhh… *takes the sock and leaves*
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Underwear on Squidward’s house: YOO HOO! Don’t forget about me!
Golden Spatula on SpongeBob's house: Or me!
SpongeBob: OHMIGOSH SHINY THINGS! *goes up to get the shiny things by using his powers on the magical buttons between the houses* Wait, a pair of golden underwear? Why is it gold?
Underwear: Uh…
SpongeBob: Nevermind, I don’t need to know.
Underwear: On the bright side, you have four pairs of underwear!
SpongeBob: Huzzah!
Spatula Obtained - You Know How To Press Buttons
Jellyfish Fields: Hey, it’s great that you’re exploring the neighbourhood and all that crap, but helloooo you have a story to be getting on with!
SpongeBob: Right right, I guess that’s everything I needed to do here anyway.
Bubble Buddy: HEY I EXIST YOU KNOW!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah, what do you want?
Bubble Buddy: I’m here to give you tips on your powers!
SpongeBob: Ew, no, I already have those annoying-ass signs for that and I already know how to use them cuz I did some basic crap with them in my illogically large library, and did you see me do the things to get to the top of my house. Yeah, I think I’m good.
Bubble Buddy: I HATE YOU.
SpongeBob: Bruh, I made you, show some respect. Anywho…LET’S START ACTUALLY PLAYING A LEVEL! WHOO! *runs to catch a taxi*
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Coming up next: the wonders of jellyfish voyeurism!
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Ariel and Clara again because I only realized a couple hours ago that Drawn Together would be celebrating its 15th Anniversary this year.
And who else is celebrating their anniversary this year?SpongeBob does not count because that is a given especially when I'm posting on a SpongeBob forum.That's right...THE LITTLE MERMAID! AHHHHHHH!
So I've basically spent the last five hours on this baby, and honestly I feel very goshdarn proud of it.
Also improved on the Ariel color palette a bit - I took all the original colors for her from my first Clara-Ariel piece and made some changes to make her look more true to herself.That sign she's holding is designed to look like this one.
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Happy 20th, @HawkbitAlpha! Hope you have a great day, man! x
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Pretty sure we should be jamming to Musical Doodle by the Sonars.
I mean, look how into it the Birthday boy is...
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Chapter I – Opening
French Narrator: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, a place with a name that was totally not thought through at all, especially when there are bloody crabs living here. But I digress. This cutscene may give you the impression that this place is an awesome safe place to be but nope, apparently I can see into the future or some wild crap like that and just know that there’s about to be something that’ll make it bad. Although this is a video game so you probably seen it coming so I don’t have to tell you as if you’re an idiot. But yadda yadda yadda, SpongeBob’s gonna save the day. Let’s just get into this already.
Cutscene: *cuts from SpongeBob’s house to the Chum Bucket* Bruh you thought we were gonna let you lead us to him!
French Narrator: Screw you! *fucks off*
Ominous Music: You can hear us because we need to remind you he’s evil!
Plankton: Yeah, that’s great. Now, time to set the plot in motion! Today’s the day where I have gifted myself with a marvellous machine that’s definitely not likely to backfire on me because I am so smart that I couldn’t have possibly have been stupid enough to create a way for my plan to turn against me in any way! *does evil laugh because of course he has to do an evil laugh*
Karen: Keep telling yourself that.
Plankton: Shut up, you shouldn’t even be talking in this game. Back to my evil monologuing, I will finally get my hands on the Krabby Patty formula and if the whole damn town gets destroyed in the process then… *does the evil laugh thing again*
Karen: But don’t you need customers? Stealing the formula is one thing but totally ineffective if you don’t have anyone around to give you profit from it. Of course, I doubt you considered this, like with all your other plans.
Plankton: …
Plankton: (after being speechless for a solid twenty minutes) …shut up, stupid object. With my Duplicatotron 3000 I’ll bring life to countless clones of robots that vary in appearance although it’s never made clear as to how they do! But who cares about the details cuz they’ll all break shit up to pave the way to my success! And all because I’ll tell them to!
Karen: Robots?
Plankton: Problem?
Karen: Didn’t your dumb ass try this before? That time you pretended to be Krabs and look what happened there.
Plankton: This ain’t like that plan, confound it, woman!
Karen: And 3000? You really expect this contraption to work after the 2999 failures you made in succession? Bitch please, get real.
Plankton: GODDAMN, SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THE THING SO WE CAN MOVE ON, GOD!
Karen: *shuts the hell up*
Plankton: Wonderful, now that I’m magically on top of the lever that turns it on – because videogame logic’s gotta videogame logic - time to do a final checklist that ensures my plan is perfect! Only one item on the agenda, and yes, I AM A GENIUS! HELLZ YEAH! I totally didn’t leave out anything that might be the downfall to my plan and I am 100% confident that I didn’t have to check the other lever behind me to make sure that it’s set to Obey even though it’d be kinda pointless to have a Don’t Obey option. Anyway, IT'S TIME TO GET A CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL VIDEO GAME STARTED, BEE-YATCH! *jumps on the lever*
Duplicatiotron 3000: *starts farting out tons of those easy AF Fodder bots*
Plankton: *is magically on the floor because videogame* Hello, my wonderful minions! Before you go and inevitably get destroyed by some nincompoops, lemme take a sel…
Fodder Army: *crowd around Plankton*
Plankton: …fie? What the? What’re you all doing? CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M TELLING YOU TO DO?
“Don’t Obey” option on the lever Plankton didn’t check: Surprise, bitch!
Plankton: Welp…
Karen: *is giving Plankton the most intense stare*
Plankton: …mistakes were made! Don’t judge me!
Fodder: Time for you to leave, small fry! *picks Plankton up and puts him on his stick*
Karen: Umm…phrasing.
Aquatic Konquest: Shush you, you can’t read those.
Plankton: Nonononono you can’t do this! I made you all, you ungrateful idiots! I created life, so you know what that makes me? A GOD. YOUR GOD!
Fodder: Some god you are, when we tower over you easy.
Karen: HAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!
Plankton: Karen, help me!
Karen: LOLZ NAH BITCH!
Plankton: I HATE YOU, WOMAN! I MADE YOU TO LOVE ME DAMMIT! *is thrown out of the Chum Bucket*
Fodders: *get ready to tear shit up*
Plankton: *screams for hours outside* WHY DOES EVERYTHING I MAKE TURN AGAINST MEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????
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SpongeBob’s House: *exists*
SpongeBob: Do you wonder why the hell we’re playing with a toy of a horse from the surface instead of like…a seahorse?
Patrick: Uh, maybe the devs were too lazy to make one?
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, I have a question.
Patrick: I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN’T DO IT GARY’S THE ONE WHO CLOGGED YOUR TOILET! I SWEAR HIS SHITS ARE MASSIVE!
SpongeBob: Say what?
Patrick: What now?
SpongeBob: …
Patrick: …
SpongeBob: Uh…as I was saying, why play with some fake knock-offs when we could play with real robots?
Patrick: Obvious foreshadowing is obvious.
SpongeBob: Shut up, you’re meant to be stupid.
Patrick: *yawns and picks out lint from his belly button* Yup, I’m hella bored. *magically makes a purple shell appear in his hand* HEY I KNOW! LETZ MAKE SUM ROBOTZZZZ! *smashes robot into shell*
SpongeBob: What the fuck are you doing?
Patrick: Putting the thing in the thing. Duh.
SpongeBob: Well how shellfish of you! Ha ha!
Patrick: …
SpongeBob: …
Patrick: …………
SpongeBob: ………….
Cricket: *exists cuz that joke sucked*
SpongeBob: *kicks himself*
Patrick: This is my Magic Wishing Shell (trademark pending) that is totally original and not just some upcycled magic conch shell or anything like that. It totally can do shit that I want.
SpongeBob: Can it do your laundry?
Patrick: Why would I need to do my laundry?
SpongeBob: *takes three steps back*
Patrick: Now that it’s in the shell, it’s time to shake it. *throttles the shell up and down mercilessly* SHAKE IT! SH-SH-SH-SHAKE IT! SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!
SpongeBob: Coolbeans. Now what do we do?
Patrick: Dunno about you but I’m gonna go get stoned out my mind then fuck off to sleep. Then we’ll have our robots.
SpongeBob: Sounds like part of an acid trip. Is that a bong?
Patrick: You’re not the expert. Shut up.
SpongeBob: *sighs* Fiiiiiiiiiiine. Are you forgetting anything though?
Patrick: Oh crap, I forgot the magic words!
SpongeBob: Of course you did.
Patrick: …wait you said “coolbeans”, right?
SpongeBob: Uh…yeah?
Patrick: Nevermind, we good.
SpongeBob: “Coolbeans” is the magic word? That’s so weak, bruh.
Patrick: (actual dialogue) Well, it used to be *actual gibberish bullshit I can’t be asked to write upon listening to it* but I kept forgetting it.
SpongeBob: …you are such a dumbass.
Patrick: A dumbass doing all the work to make our dreams come true, BITCH!
SpongeBob: Actually, that’s Plankton’s job but we don’t know that yet because of course we can’t.
Patrick: Fuck you, my plan’s better.
SpongeBob: Are you even being, like, legit right now?
Patrick: Hey, it works! Last week I had some pretzels and I wanted more so when I put them inside and woke up the next morning there were a shitton of pretzels inside!
SpongeBob: …mate, we were stoned out our minds last week and we had the munchies. I just opened another bag of pretzels and put them inside cuz your dumb ass passed out after an hour and I still had the munchies.
Patrick: DON’T CHALLENGE MY SHELL, SPOILED LITTLE INGRATE!
SpongeBob: Coolio. You’re not needed in the intro anymore so please find a way to bugger off.
Patrick: *buggers off*
SpongeBob: Whew, I’m beat, time to sleep and totally be optimistic about the robots being real even though the cutscene was clearly showing that it was daytime! Never question video game logic!
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French Narrator: The next day…or like, maybe even a hour later. You don’t know unless I tell you what.
Fodder: What a nice street. Too bad none of us bots will be out and about in this part of the game so that there can be a hub world! Even though we’re coming from a building that’s part of mentioned hub level!
SpongeBob: Shut up, and now back to me, waking up on top of my sheets and in my clothes because I wasn’t modelled in PJs or whatever but who cares LOL time to play with robots! *sings the line again and again for no reason*
SpongeBob’s Living Room: *looks like the aftermath of a college party*
SpongeBob: Whoa! You’d think this would teach me to lock my door but screw common sense amirite?
Gary: *sipping a cup of tea* Meow. (“Ah…what a wonderful morning or wheneverthehellthisis.”)
SpongeBob: Gary…did you do that? *points to very ominous writing on the wall that’s telling him to die*
Gary: Meow. (“It ain’t in your blood unfortunately, so nah.”)
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Aaaand, that's the first chapter! In the next installment our hero will have to face the wonders of a tutorial and the limitations of the hub world!
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Presenting a very crude take on what is perhaps the most popular game in the SpongeBob SquarePants library! A teacher with murder in her eyes, socks in questionable condition, oblitherating the fourth wall like there's no tomorrow and lots and lots of screaming! What more could you ask for?
Are ya ready kids? Probably not, but let's go anyway!
Literally just a random idea for a spin-off/lit (it's based on SB but on a game, so...does that still qualify for Spin-Off status? I am confused.
) that hit me the other day when I woke up and I was like, "Damn, let's do it and see what happens." Basically, it's gonna be a lot of stupid fun. Like...really stupid, goofy fun. I am calling it "Nonsensical" for a reason. Unlike a lot of what I usually write, this is way more laid back and goofy in nature and just provides me an opportunity to be free as I virtually take the mickey out of a beloved video game.
Rated PG-13 because it turns out I am a sailor mouth when it comes to stupid fun and I don't want to take any chances with a lower rating. In terms of the actual content, it's not really gonna delve into anything explicitly violent/sexual, hence why I've opted for PG-13 as opposed to Mature.
Will upload the first chapter - the opening - soon enough.
Again, this will be weird...this will be stupid...but that is the point...because...why not?
No sponges, sea stars or squirrels were harmed during the conceptualization of this written work.
Unfortunately said sponge, sea star and squirrel did cause emotional harm to an octopus on set.-
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Happy Birthday @sbl! Hope you have a wonderful day!
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Digital Get Down - *NSYNC
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Another profile, this time one of Ursula to compliment the Ariel one.
Haven't drawn Ursula for...quite a long while now. Probably two or three years since the last time. I find her quite hard to draw in comparison to Ariel which has often put me off of drawing her, but it's kinda fun, now that I've gotten back into it.
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The Happy Birthday Thread
in Robot-Pirate Island
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Happy Birthday, @scarypants! Have a good one, mate!