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    An Aquatic Artist's Konquest

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    Guess who's back at uni for a second year?

    So my second week back is coming to a close and I wanted to show y'all some of the stuff I've been doing in one of the classes. I was gonna post 'em sooner but the forum had gone beserk and then I just forgot once it came back online.

    So these are some sketches for a character I'm required to model in a pose in 3D using appropriate software by December.
    I won't say outright who it is, but it's a Hans Christian Anderson character (we're required to use a character from established literature...idk why) because of course I can never go too far off from my favorite mermaid.

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    And then a skull made in the 3D software I want to use for the modelling.
    I am a bit miffed that I can only use that particular program on uni grounds and not at home though. It's an amazing piece of software, but it'll provide me with a lot of inconvenience.

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    Quiz The Konquest

    in Ask Me

    Posted

    5 hours ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

    Bacon or beef?

    Not that I'm one to like meat in general, but beef is my default answer since I don't care for bacon.
    But I do love me a beef burger, so...it's also a genuine answer ^_^

    An Aquatic Artist's Konquest

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    And the last of my planned Chibi Villains...Jafar!
    Similar to Maleficent I can't say I quite care much for drawing him on the regular even though I've only drawn him once before and that sketch ain't seein' the light of day buuuuuut this turned out better than I hoped.
    I really love red...nice to work primarily with that color here especially.

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    And here they all are, as a group! A Sinister Seven, if you will.

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    And of course, this doesn't necessarily the end of the series...I'm still thinking about adding two more Villains to the roster. Who they are will remain a mystery, although you might just make 'em out from the progress square I uploaded alongside my Chibi Captain Hook post two weeks ago.

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    256a. SpongeBob in RandomLand

    in Season 12

    Posted

    Never thought my interest in watching a new SpongeBob episode would rise up again but all the Red Mist Squidward talks surrounding this episode got into interested in finding the episode online.

    It was pretty good. Never been a fan of a wacky animation found in recent seasons, but it seems like the concept of Randomland somewhat justifies it being as insance as it is, I guess. Personal favorite moment of the episode would probably be the whole 'No Sale' cash register gag. It definitely got a chuckle or two out of me. Can't say the plot stuck with me all that much. The plot is initially set in stone and makes sense, but then once the Randomland shenanigans begin that's really where the episode tries to shine the light. I'd even go a step further and argue that the very beginning of the episode is very much hamfisted and crammed in just so SpongeBob and Squidward can get to Randomland and everything can thus move forward.

    The whole Red Mist Squidward thing still leaves me quite surprised, and honestly it's a little shocking that the writers would have the guts to include a reference to a creepypasta that isn't necessarily friendly towards its target demographic. Not only that, but I'd personally argue that the jumpscare was more chilling than the actual creepypasta itself. It's such an out of place and uncalled for reference...that honestly that's probably gonna end up being the one/only thing this episode will be known for.

    An Aquatic Artist's Konquest

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    The Mistress of All Evil made made her way into the line-up! And yes, she's a happy gal because she was invited!

    Figuring out how to draw Maleficent is all kinds of confusion...but coloring her was great and unlike most of the others in the series she's got a colored outline for a majority of her body (or robes, rather, I guess XD).

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    Aaaaaaaand this darling post I've put on Instagram and Twitter but am so happy with I can't resist sharing it again!

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    Battle for Bikini Bottom - A Nonsensical Parody

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    So as it turns out...level chapters are gonna be long as hell to write, and I'm probably barely halfway through Jellyfish Fields and I'd like to be able to upload some progress sooooo...I may as well upload each level in this parody in three parts. The splits will most likely correspond with entering new zones, although I might alter this principle in the future (looking at you, Sand Mountain). This might also help balance the word count between chapters a little more.

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    Chapter III – Jellyfish Fields - Part 1

    French Narrator: Jellyfish Fields. Basically green, green, purple, and even more green and purple. Very bright world.

    Squidward: *is running away*

    Fodder: Come back! I just want a kiss! Kissy kissy kissy!

    Squidward: Oh my god, I’m so close to the end of the level I-!

    Jellyfish: Surprise, bitch!

    Squidward: Welp, fuck. *is catapulted into the air as he’s stung in the ass*

    Fodder: Fine, screw you, then!

    SpongeBob: *finally arrives* This whole taxi thing seems kinda stupid, now that I think about it. I mean literally every single place I’m gonna have to go to in this game is on my doorstep.

    Squidward: I AM SCREAMING IN PAIN COME AND TALK TO ME!

    SpongeBob: I honestly don’t have a choice, the game literally cut to this dialogue. Also, where did your bandages come from and why the hell couldn’t the devs give me pajamas if they can modify your appearance?

    Squidward: Because they clearly know the fans like me more, so hush yourself. AND NOW BACK TO SCREAMING IN AGONY BECAUSE CLEARLY I AM IN PAIN AND NOT JUST EMOTIONALLY THIS TIME!

    SpongeBob: Oh yeah, how you doing?

    Squidward: About goddamn time you asked, and what the hell do you think? Do I LOOK okay to you?!?

    SpongeBob: I mean, you were always ugly, so is that a trick question?

    Squidward: …

    SpongeBob: Er, I mean….you look great! Yeah…you uh…you’re glowing…right?

    Squidward: Do I look like I’m pregnant to you?

    SpongeBob: Given the situation I caught you in earlier, is that a-

    Squidward: OH MY GOD, STOP TALKING!

    SpongeBob: Hey, I conveniently know something that could potentially cheer you up!

    Squidward: Well, I’m all ears!

    SpongeBob: King Jellyfish Jelly!

    Squidward: The stuff you eat also cures stings?

    SpongeBob: Yeah. Cool, right?

    Squidward: Seems like plot convenience to me.

    SpongeBob: Do you want the shit or not?

    Squidward: …well, that means you could potentially die on Spork Mountain so please go off on your quest while I thrive in your absence while also screaming in pain!

    SpongeBob: (actual dialogue, and in that totally different voice for absolutely no fucking reason) You do that! Don’t worry, Squidward! I’ll bring back that King Jellyfish jelly for you to rub all over yourself!

    Squidward: Uh, is that a joke about-

    SpongeBob: No. *proceeds to bugger off to go do the thing*

    Sign: Yoo hoo!

    SpongeBob: Oh god, please, no…

    Sign: Welp, you’ve already come close to me, so I guess I get to tell you shit! Yay! Anyway this is goo and you can’t swim in this.

    SpongeBob: Good to know.

    Sign: How sad. Maybe you should learn to fucking swim. Pussy.

    SpongeBob: I knew I was right to hate you.

    Box: *exists*

    SpongeBob: OOH, REFERENCE TO THE SHOW! ME WANT-Y!

    Box: Ha, find the other box in this part of the level and then you can use us to teleport!

    SpongeBob: Ugh, effort.

    Sign: You know I could’ve told him that.

    Box: Shut up, no one cares what you think.

    SpongeBob: Yeah, you tell the bitch! Anyways, I better get on with the thing.

    Clamshell: Pay me money, sucka!

    SpongeBob: What the hell for?

    Clamshell: Uh…are you blind? Do you want to cross this bridge to do the level or not?

    SpongeBob: Joke’s on you cuz I see another route behind me!

    Clamshell: *says nothing because it’s not stupid and is getting a sadistic boner for what’s yet to come*

    SpongeBob: Haha, what a loser, I can’t believe it actually didn’t put up a fight, the coward.

    Path: *ends*

    Sock: Hiya!

    SpongeBob: …well, fuck.

    Sock: Take me! Take me!

    SpongeBob: … *takes the sock anyway* …I still don’t want to do this but I guess I might have to compensate for shit down the road so I guess I must…

    Clamshell: Back again, I see?

    SpongeBob: Not another word. Here’s the dough, now let me pass.

    Clamshell: Can do! *does nothing*

    SpongeBob: …

    Clamshell: …

    SpongeBob: …

    Clamshell: …

    SpongeBob: Uh, aren’t you going to do something?

    Clamshell: Nope!

    Plane: *flies over SpongeBob and drops planks that coincidentally complete the bridge*

    Clamshell: There you go!

    SpongeBob: Are you telling me you had me pay for a fucking ex machina?

    Clamshell: Yyyyyyyyeppers! What’re ya gonna do about it, bee-yatch?

    SpongeBob: *doesn’t bother to counter and sods off across the bridge*

    Checkpoint: Peek-a-boo!

    SpongeBob: Ugh, there’s no way in hell I’m going to need these ev-er.

    Checkpoint: Unless you’re dumb-ass finds itself in the goo.

    SpongeBob: Yeah, but this is a parody, so good luck trying to justify your existence.

    Checkpoint: Uh…oh, goddamn you.

    SpongeBob: Exactly. Now to explore this side of the bridge! *explores this side of the bridge and basically does all of the shit possible*

    Cannon: *exists and shoots pufferfish for some reason*

    Random Pufferfish #384: HASHTAG PUFFERFISH LIVES MATTER!

    SpongeBob: Is this supposed to be challenging? Like, there are obvious safe spaces on some of these ledges I don’t see how-

    Random Pufferfish #386: HASHTAG PUFFERFISH LIVES MATTER!

    SpongeBob: I wonder if I can- *hits the cannon* Yay! It worked!

    Gary: Meow. (“Oh, for fuck’s sake!”)

    SpongeBob: Cool it, Carol, now what the hell do you want?

    Gary: Meow. (“To jump off that cliff, hopefully.”)

    SpongeBob: What cli-

    Cliff: Do I even need to say it?

    Bungee Hook: *randomly drops down and shows itself* HIYA!

    SpongeBob: Ooooooh, a bungee jump! That is so fucking awesome!

    Gary: Meow. (“Yeah, wait til the Movie Game where there’s obstacles. See how you like it then.”)

    SpongeBob: WHEEEEEEEE! *does the bungee jump thing*

    Golden Spatula: *literally obtained within the first dive*

    Spatula Obtained: Congrats…You Can Dive. #1

    SpongeBob: …well that was uneventful.

    Gary: Meow. (“Yeah, that’s great, now fuck off. Tootles!”)

    SpongeBob: *fucks off up to the greenery on the higher level*

    Ham-mer: *is content with bashing a guy in the head*

    Fish: OW! OW! OW! OW!

    SpongeBob: Alrighty then…I guess it’s Ham-mering time!

    Ham-mer: …

    Fish: …

    SpongeBob: …

    Ham-mer: …I beg you to just close your mouth.

    Fish: I will pay you to shut up.

    SpongeBob: Oh, I hate you both, that was a solid joke.

    Ham-mer: Bitch who’s laughing?

    SpongeBob: *defeats the Ham-mer in one move*

    Fish: …here’s 20 dollars.

    SpongeBob: Dollars are useless to me so no thanks, I’m just gonna ignore you now. *goes on down the path*

    Bowling Pins: *exist*

    SpongeBob: Seems kinda random, but I’m down.

    Sign: Hey…

    SpongeBob: …

    Sign: Hey…SpongeBob…

    SpongeBob: …

    Sign: Oi…guess what...

    SpongeBob: FOR GOD’S SAKE! I’M PAYING ATTENTION!

    Sign: Yo, you need the Bubble Bowl in order to do this cool thing. And uh…you don’t have that.

    SpongeBob: And your point is?

    Sign: Bye bye, now!

    SpongeBob: Jesus H. Christ… *ignores the sign and keeps going doing all the shit possible*

    Duplicatotron 1000: Heya!

    SpongeBob: Hey. So what do you do?

    Duplicatotron 1000: I’m an enemy spawner that’s pretty easy to destroy so I doubt you’ll get annoyed with me!

    SpongeBob: Yeah, that sounds legit.

    Duplicatotron 1000: *spawns a Fodder and a Ham-mer*

    SpongeBob: Oh boy…as if I didn’t get the impression already… *destroys the machine*

    Fodder and Ham-mer: What about us?

    SpongeBob: Oh, please. Like either of you were in my way when I went to destroy the thing, but if you insist… *destroys the consenting robots because of course they insisted so it’s not malicious* And so with the button pushed I’m finally able to get the thing. Yay.

    Spatula Obtained: One Area of Jellyfish Fields Explored…Good For You?

    SpongeBob: Screw you, I’ve had to endure a lot of bullshit in this one part alone to get to you.

    Signs, Checkpoints, Squidward, Random Pufferfish #godknowshowmany, Ham-mers, Fodders: EXCUSE YOU???

    SpongeBob: Did I stutter? Didn’t think so.

    -

    Coming up in Part 2...no jellyfish voyeurism yet, but a creepy old man and the dimwitted best friend await!

    An Aquatic Artist's Konquest

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    I am on a roll when it comes to drawing lately, it's actually quite a blast!
    So in order to keep myself motivated for the Chibi Villains series, I decided to take a brief break from it in favor of drawing my favorite mermaid again!
    Really wanted to try a more dynamic pose with her tail and use my new color scheme.

    Also made the bubbles myself, too.

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    An Aquatic Artist's Konquest

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    Avast ye, landlubbers! The cap'n's aboard the Chibi Villains ship!

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    I've been planning my little series in advance, so this little square shows who else I have yet to draw...

    Spoiler

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    The two with asterisks over them are theoretical ideas if I were to make this a 9 Villain series. They're both personal favorites of mine. I also deliberately blurred the silhouettes, but it might be easy to guess who they are.

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    An Aquatic Artist's Konquest

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    We interrupt Aquatic Konquest's Chibi Villains series to bring you a sketch of Bugs Bunny in drag.
    I was going to draw him at some point XD

    So the other day I had to pause a binge session of Once Upon A Time whilst everyone else was occupied in matters and to pass the time I watched half of Looney Tunes Back in Action. I liked what I saw so I'm gonna finish it at some point (although Netflix is removing it soon I think?) and before turning in for the night I knew I had to draw Bugs' drag look from early on in the film.

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    And because I have 'em on hand, I also ended up making two new inspired logos cuz I've been quite bored lately and wanted something fun to do.

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    Lady and the Tramp (2019)

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    Honestly, I think the remake looks rather nice from what the trailer shows of it so far. And the fact that they're using real dogs for filming is a huge step-up from having it just be a CG-fest. Sure, it's obvious when they're using it for the characters when they're evidently talking on screen, but for the most part is true to the concept of a live-action remake which is far more than what a majority of Disney's remakes can claim to be. The eyes are a wee bit unsettling but that's a relatively minor issue I have that probably won't affect much at the end of the day.

    Probably won't even end up seeing this because Lady and the Tramp honestly never appealed to me as a kid. And also I need Disney+. Damn.

    An Aquatic Artist's Konquest

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will!

    Been thinking about making a mini-series of Chibi Disney Villains since drawing the Evil Queen, so here's another entry for it in anticipation: Cruella!
    Don't think I've seen 101 Dalmations in its entirety but Cruella as a character has always stuck with me. Probably helps she's also iconic as a primary Disney Villains member.

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