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Happy (belated) birthday Wintermelon!
(in my defense I wished you a happy birthday on Discord)
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I order the food, you cook the food. Then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die.
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Aw, shoot!
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And now to anger everyone with my unpopular opinions... I liked this episode. I don't even know why, I just found it funny. The weird antics that happened throughout were honestly funny to me, and while I didn't like EVERYTHING that happened throughout, it held me over at least. I didn't find it very gross (outside of a few scenes) or horrid either. I'm sorry I had to disgrace you all with my opinion but there you go.
(sorry about the bare review also, there's not really much to say here)7/10 (GOOD episode, and I realize I'm dead for saying that)
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And I rewatched it the other day. My stance? It's still good, but best Season 4 episode? Ehh... I will give Krusty Towers credit for having sharp dialogue and being rather enjoyable overall, but at the same time, I don't feel it exactly lives up to all the hype everyone gives it. Hell, its sister episode, Mrs. Puff You're Fired, is even better if you ask me. Still though, this is a good, well-written episode with nothing much really holding it back. I just feel there are better episodes in the same season.
8/10 (GREAT episode)
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Deep in thought.
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Good luck SOF, hope everything goes well! You can do this!
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Good game everyone! While us Drasticals didn't get the win this time, it was another fun event, and I hope next event will be good also.
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Don't tell anyone about this.
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Hop to it!
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They say Christmas comes once every year, to come and go, but not everyone would want that to be so. In fact, there was one attempt to keep Christmas all year round in Bikini Bottom. Long story short, it did not end well for the starfish who attempted to keep old Santa Claus underwater, but there are specifics about this story that must be described in detail before one could make assumptions about it. Yes, it was on one otherwise quiet Christmas Eve...
SpongeBob exited his pineapple home, which was decorated for the season. He walked over to Patrick's house, which was also decorated. His next-door neighbor, Squidward, however, did not decorate his house, a fact which made his house stick out like a sore thumb. SpongeBob entered his friend's house, where Patrick, the starfish himself, was working on a mysterious machine.
"Hey, Patrick, what do you have there?" inquired SpongeBob. He looked inquisitively at the strange mechanism, which sent out electrical pulses every few seconds.
"This is my Santa-Trapper 3000," explained Patrick, with a smug look on his face. "This year, I intend to capture Santa, without failure!"
SpongeBob looked over at him confusedly. "Oh, well, have fun," he said. "I've got to get going, I need to feed my snail, you know. Pets are hard work!"
"Hard work like my machine?"
"Yes, definitely. And a bit harder, too."
SpongeBob ran back to his house, where he fed Gary. In the meanwhile, Patrick installed the Santa-Trapper 3000 on top of his house. It stood there, towering over Patrick's rock like a bird of prey soaring over its meal. Patrick stood in front of his rock as Squidward passed by, hands on his hips and with a smirk on his face.
"Hey, Patrick," Squidward called over, "what's with the toaster?"
Patrick leered back. "It's not a toaster," he yelled, "it's my invention that I intend to catch Santa with!"
Squidward laughed. "So you've gone from cardboard boxes to household electronics. How original!"
"I said it's not a toaster! IT'S! A! MACHINE!"
"Whatever! Good luck, hope Santa doesn't give you coral this year like he did last year!"
Patrick crossed his arms and kicked a rock. He was determined to catch Santa this time, whatever it would take. That night, he slept lightly. About half past midnight, an electrical zap was heard. It woke up SpongeBob, who was sound asleep, and Squidward. Both of them exited their houses, looking at Patrick's rock. There was a twitching body on the ground. Patrick exited his rock and looked at the figure.
"Hey, guys, I caught Santa!" he yelled. Just then, the body rose from the ground. It turned out to be Santa Claus, who looked sternly at Patrick.
"Why did you set that machine upon your rock?" he yelled. Patrick was quivering.
"I wanted to, you know, catch you, just to have Christmas all year round!"
"Well, that leaves me no choice. You're getting more punishment than just coral!"
Patrick gulped. For the rest of the night, he rode with Santa, delivering toys to everyone in Bikini Bottom. And that's why you should never try to capture Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.
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This year I got:
*a Pikachu mug
*Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
*a new pair of headphones (Edifier H840)
*a pencil sharpener (because I had been asking for one for the past few weeks)
*a Nintendo Labo Robot (not sure if I have any games this is compatible with )
*some new clothing
*a Nintendo 64 hooded sweatshirt
*two bilingual dictionaries, one of them Spanish to English and the other one Italian to English
Along with that, I used money I got to buy Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy on Switch and Courage the Cowardly Dog on DVD.
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Jump!
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Throw it!
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Thievery!
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fuck Pixar, movies directed by Colin Slater shall be the future of CGI animated movies
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jump
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But isn't that stealing?
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It's not "Small Plastic Disc That You Throw", it's "Small Snowball That You Toss"
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*jump*
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We're going in
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*throw*
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Somewhat dealing with an internal struggle but not as much as earlier, alright otherwise.
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