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Joe Biden

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Status Updates posted by Joe Biden

  1. the super bowl halftime show with dre and others was exactly as awesome as I thought it was gonna be

  2. My name is Tucker Carlson and I am proud to announce that I am a gay fish

  3. shiiit on your mother's medical heart

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Squidward smokes dope.

  4. i'm gonna be king

  5. Krabbykoin - Mr. Krabs visits the world of NFTs and sells a new kind of currency to the Krusty Krab

  6. tell spongebob to suck it because I finally got my driver's license

  7. STOP POSTING ABOUT SPONGEBOB! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just spongebob stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sponge HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SPONGEY" I looked at my penis I think of SpongeBob's hat and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSPONGE" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

  8. happy wip and nay nay day

  9. he wakes up in the morninerrrrr

  10. TOP. TEN. REASONS. WHY. FRANKY MERCURY. SUCKS.

  11. These are the main characters in SpongeBob. And I finally killed them.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      if i had a raisin for every time i heard that

  12. I'm a white redneck and I can personally say that Trump did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Biden though. I feel respected - which I never do when republicans are involved.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      biden is cool and all but imagine flo rida as president

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "I'm a white redneck" - Flo Rida

  13. My favorite Beatles song:

     

  14. Any rapper who makes a rap song and ends one of their rhymes with "the magical shoes" isn't really a rapper

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

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      ends one of their rhymes with "the magical shoes" 

      who even rhymes like that

      like, i know nothing about rap, but i'm pretty sure you have to construct it like poetry almost: you need to select rhymes that keep a good flow.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      mc hammer? more like mc....the magical shoes

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

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      .the magical shoes

      HE WAS GIVEN MAGICAL SHOES

      FROM A HIP HOP MOTOWN DUDE

  15. Seeing articles remembering "Over the Garden Wall" trend over the internet makes me very happy, and also makes me miss 2014 a whole lot.

  16. If I'm lucky, Mr. Testicles will rub his talent on my cock.

  17. It is what it is.

  18. caillou by lil boom the best rap song of the 2010s, try and change my mind

  19. Thank you, @Mickey Mouse, for your full support of police brutality and Chinese concentration camps.

    Bugs Bunny would never do this and I'm happy he doesn't.

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