The Simpsons

he wakes up in the morninerrrrr

HERE COMES INSPIRATION

HEY MIKE, TURN THE TV ON

HULLOOOOOOO

I am the papa bear.

I don't know what's going on with Chrome. I've reset my cache, all my cookies, went incognito, and images still don't appear on this site when I use it in Chrome. It works perfectly fine on Firefox though.

I don't know why the Jimmy Neutron soundtrack was so obsessed with early '80s songs, but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

I got demoted back to Loyal Customer for calling MDPP a nerd.

I HATE THIS SHOW BECAUSE THE ANIMATION LOOKS LIKE FLAPJACK AND IT'S NOT INTELLIGENT LIKE THE BIG BANG THEORY AND SCRUBS

I just made a big grin because they played "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly just now on MTV Classic.

I just made the Voice Mail message on my phone "George Costanza's answering machine". I'm gonna have SO much fun with this.

I just remembered how boring Air Supply's songs are.

I mean, what the fuck is a muscle?

I should just raise my eyebrow and see if they'll cast me in a Dreamworks movie.

I wanna get back at that cornfluffer who keeps hacking into my Twitter to make statements saying America stands with Israel.

I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY

I went to a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback last night and the tickets only costed $0.45.

I woke up at 5:45am but it felt like I woke up at 9:00am whoa

I, for one, still welcome our plankton overlord.

I, for one, welcome our new Trump overlord.

I'm a white redneck and I can personally say that Trump did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Biden though. I feel respected - which I never do when republicans are involved.

I'm calling for a malarkey-free SBC.

i'm gonna be king

I'm ready to lose in Jeopardy again.

I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Squilliam Fancyson did