Popeye Q. Krabs

goodbye Not Omair, hello E.V.I.L!

I don't know how I feel about being 20 except "older."

Today's my birthday. The special part is that i was actually born on a Wednesday.

Faith and bejabbers, 17 notifications! I've been gone for a little while now.

Faith and bejabbers, 17 notifications! I've been gone for a little while now.

this new iPhone update is so annoying

Why do I have a feeling that Lorde will die in the same way Aaliyah did

Well, I'm here now!

::dolphin noise:: uh oh

Nothing rhymes with purple.