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    Wreck-it Ralph sequel officially announced

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    so uh

    Spoiler

    this literally looks like another emoji movie with disney's name attached to it lmao

    like, you can't make me believe that referencing facebook and google is the same as referencing dig dug or qbert, i'm sorry

    it'd help if what i've seen was funny but... i'll come out and be honest, the only smirk came from the elsagate reference (which may be unintentional?). everything else just kinda... sucked, i'll be blunt.

    also i know i'm already being nitpicky with this but why not just call this "Wreck It Ralph 2: Ralph Destroys the Internet" or just plain "Wreck it Ralph 2"? doesn't having the subtitle in front of the title defeat the point of even having a subtitle???? *shrug shrug*

     

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    What'd ya last watch? (Movies)

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    Solo is the most amazingly 5/10 movie I've ever seen

    like, whoever not-Chris-and-Phil is, he conveyed no emotion or any sort of reason for me to care about what was even going on. I watched Episode 7 the Sunday of it's opening weekend, and everybody was constantly grinning, laughing, applauding, all that stuff. Nobody did that in the entire running time of this movie. I think this one girl at the back kept laughing at random points at things not intended to be funny, I'm not sure.

    Rouge One held my interest longer, and I literally can't tell you a single thing on the top of my head what happened in Rouge One. All I remember about this a few hours after watching it was that the director really loved mud

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    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    in Culture Shock

    Posted · Edited by Burgerpants

    I'm still pissed about the Phil Lord / Chris Miller thing. I wouldn't say it's as bad as what happened with Edgar Wright, but at the same time the only reason I'd even watch it is basically non-existent.

    Like, at this point I think it's kinda funny how Disney says that they want creative and visionary directors to work on their movies, only to immediately backpedal when they do the tiniest bit of experimentation with their cash cows.

    I was looking up articles about the firing, and I found an unspecified source supposedly from Disney who provided a grade-A comedy explanation for why they were booted.

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    "People need to understand that Han Solo is not a comedic personality. He's sarcastic and selfish," 

    That's, uh, totally not one of the most time-tested and approved comedic personalities, mango???

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    Top 50 Albums (in image format)

    in K-BLUB

    Posted

    now everyone's probably gonna @ me like

    but i don't care, i'm reviving this (and double posting at the same time, cause i'm that ultra bad boi)

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    (if you care, a grand total of 12 albums from my first list (which for a while had albums i still have never listened to and nowadays have no real interest in listening to lol) made it on here. that first page comment just becomes more and more hilarious by the day)

    P.S: is dr. sex legitimately dead? thought that he just left here and sbc but even his rateyourmusic profile hasn't rated anything in forever? if true, r.i.p, rest in peace

    P.S.S: oh hey since i brought up rateyourmusic here's my profile! i'm 

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    #ChangeTheChannel - The Channel Awesome Problem

    in Robot-Pirate Island

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    14 hours ago, Clappy said:

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    Thanks to a friend, I would like to archive that this was what the listing was on March 22nd, a bit before this all went down:

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    So, it's a tiny dip.

    From what I hear, the only reason Brad hasn't left the site is because he's friends with Doug and Rob, and if the statement he made about Spoony a while back is an indicator of anything, it seems that Doug would literally have to tell him to fuck off to get him to leave.

    But Hey, At Least They Still Have The Blockbuster Buster!

    Spoiler

    i can pinpoint the exact moment i lost interest in channel awesome when i clicked on one of his videos to get a man having a conversation with a Mario bobblehead and talking about his undying love for Lupa in this Urkel-like costume. apparently the quality standards sunk pretty low at one point

     

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    Ready Player One(2018)

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    one tomorrow later:

    by the end of the movie, the literal only thing i could think of was "this could make for good material for a YMS or Ralphthemoviemaker video".

    massively underwritten, ridden with cliches, poorly acted, has the cameos used as pawns and occasionally... in questionable manners(like, why the fuck is the iron giant USED AS A WEAPON), and overall no goodio. that the first five minutes were scrambled and they had to start the whole movie over was the highlight

    and yet, it's still much better than the book, wtf

    Originally, I rated it 3/10, but later decided to bump it up a point, if only for that one specific cameo that may literally be the only reason this banked in 50 million on weekend one.

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    Ready Player One(2018)

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    planning to see this tomorrow. partly because i want it to either surprise me or turn into a magnificent trainwreck. my friends have made endless jokes about it over the past week, we're all hyped

    either way.... it has to be better than the book, right????

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    right?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?

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