[Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry]

IM DIRTY DAN

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[Squidward Chat!]

Episode 4:

Squidward Chat! With your host, Squidward Tentacles!



: Hello again, welcome to another episode of Squidward Chat with Yours T. Ruly! So the last episode was a disaster, but SpongeBob managed to... uh, get us a promising guest today that you all will love. We'll get to that later, but for now, the news!

: rimshot

: ...I didn't make a joke.

: The news these days is already a joke.

: rimshot

: Ahem, anyway, the most important event that happened this week is that the mayor of Bikini Bottom and the mayor of New Kelp City have had a press conference where they discussed New Kelp City's alleged hacking in Bikini Bottom's elections. The conversation they had has sparked a lot of controversy and has raised a lot of tension among both cities and their residents. We'll see what happens from here.

: Hey Squidward, I finally learned who Donald Trump is!

: Now it's time to introduce our... guest. An old "friend" of mine as a matter of fact, he has gone to become very successful in his own right. Please welcome, Mini Squidward!

-Intro music starts playing-

: Man, I'm excited to see this puny little creatu- OH MY GOSH!

: So... Mini-Squidward, how goes it?

: I'm doing quite swell my old companion, how about you?

: Well, I was doing fine until very recently.

: Go Mini Squid!

: So, I heard you have been doing more than just professional dancing, eh?

: That's right! I managed to get an acting deal and have starred in several movies. You may remember my role in the cult classic, "HOW ABOUT A GAME OF YOU MUST DIE?!?!?!?!?"

: Never heard of it.

: That's okay, it might just be too cultured for you.

-roaring laughter-

: Wha- what was that? SpongeBob, where did the live audience come from?

: Those are all of Mini Squid's fans. They wanted to see his appearance on your show!

: Yes, that's one of the downsides of being famous, you just can't catch a break.

: Oh of course, being famous must be oh so hard, isn't it?

: And how! Maybe you'd know if you were famous too.

: Now what are you trying to say?

: Well I'm basically a newer, fresher version of you, so it surprises me that you never became famous like I did.

: Excuse me? I'm the one with the TV show and you're the guest here. I'm famous too!

: Hey now, I have a TV show too. It's called Mini Squidward Chat. I've had a lot of prestigious guests. Most recently, we got Mini Jackie Chan on our show.

: What!? Why is it suddenly your time to shine when it's my show?

: Well I am the guest. Thank SpongeBob for inviting me here.

: Aww, you're welcome! Anything for the person I created.

: Wont'cha look at that? We're out of time, folks! Sorry Mini Squid, but you have to go.

: But we still have five mi-

: It was nice talking to you Mini Squid, roll the credits!

-end credits start playing-

[Count to 50 before a Manager/Cashier/Retired Employee posts]

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S.H.O.O.T. = Sir Halibut of Our Time

[Ask Patty Sponge]

Uh, Rich Tea, your majesty?

[Ask Patty Sponge]

May I have a request, your highness? On a similar note, may I be knighted if I complete the task?

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[The Dragon Prince]

wait a minute this isnt a sponge cup event

[Best Ween album]

its totally the mollusk is this even a question

[SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!]

Here's my updated top 25 with all the revealed episodes being shown.

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25. hmmm
24. hmmm
23. hmmm
22. hmmm
21. hmmm
20. Plankton's Army [#33]
19. No Weenies Allowed [#37]
18. hmmm
17. Pranks a Lot [#34]
16. SpongeBob Meets the Strangler [#29]
15. hmmm
14. hmmm
13. hmmm
12. hmmm
11. hmmm
10. hmmm
09. hmmm
08. Squid's Day Off [#43]
07. Missing Identity [#32]
06. hmmm
05. Mid-Life Crustacean [#36]
04. hmmm
03. hmmm
02. hmmm
01. hmmm

 

[SBC Ranks 20 SpongeBob APM Tracks]

This isn't meant to be, like, a big thing like the Top or Bottom 50 episodes or any stupid crap like that, this is a lot more casual. Basically, I chose 20 completely random APM tracks and I'll post them here. Your guys' job, meanwhile, is to just listen to all of them, and in this topic, rate all of them out of 10. One main rule, though, which I took inspiration from the subreddit that I even got this from (some other SBCers know what I mean), is that you can only rate one song a 10 and one song a 1. Make sure those are saved only for your favorite and least favorite tracks, as it'll make the list more interesting.

There won't be some big ranking in like a month from now for the record. As soon as you post your rating in this topic, I'll take your ratings and use it to adjust the ranked 20 songs. So it's instantaneous, and I'll post here which users I already put into the list so that you know your opinion counts. Anyways, here's the 20 songs!

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Arizona Fanfare - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0IOk2Ct_E
Arnold is Back 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ZwffPKRvE
Background Blues - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieQn4hpwoqA
Battle at Sea - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdwYFWLbRC8
Brutal B - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSbTmCChi8
Comic Walk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XcMqRLz-jc
Down in the Dumps - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rtt3CLfwg
Eastside Story (a) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtLYwDEfwSc
Happy End - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X4VIl1fEaQ
Head Over Heels (a) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH1f27N9SZ4
Hillybilly Haydown - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9iaa2MB_0
Love for Sale A - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL60eLyksnc
Malleus Mallificarum (a) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6STUo0xq2M
Police Car - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_h4l7_dYQU
Springtime for Lovers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiAZzPOkDS8
Sunny Samoa - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83hg7Eb0iLc
The Land is Ours - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4uEiAEaIZE
Towerstreet 17 [#21] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPT03NdHPc0
Untitled Tune - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyGakEZeZww
Where Dreams Come True (a) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYHcFNa6-hI

And here's my rating if yall are curious:

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Arizona Fanfare - 9
Arnold is Back 2 - 3
Background Blues - 6
Battle at Sea - 8
Brutal B - 7
Comic Walk - 7
Down in the Dumps - 9
Eastside Story (a) - 9
Happy End - 7
Head Over Heels (a) - 6
Hillybilly Haydown - 4
Love for Sale A - 5
Malleus Mallificarum (a) - 9
Police Car - 9
Springtime for Lovers - 9
Sunny Samoa - 10
The Land is Ours - 7
Towerstreet17 [#21] - 8
Untitled Tune - 8
Where Dreams Come True (a) - 9

Go ahead and start rating them all! And below is the actual ranking which is... just me at the moment, so send in your ratings whenever you can!  

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20. Arnold is Back 2 {avg rating: 3.00; 3}

19. Hillybilly Haydown {avg rating: 4.00; 4}

18. Love for Sale A {avg rating: 5.00; 5}

16. Background Blues {avg rating: 6.00; 6}

16. Head Over Heels (a) {avg rating: 6.00; 6}

12. Brutal B {avg rating: 7.00; 7}

12. Comic Walk {avg rating: 7.00; 7}

12. Happy End {avg rating: 7.00; 7}

12. The Land is Ours {avg rating: 7.00; 7}

09. Battle at Sea {avg rating: 8.00; 8}

09. Towerstreet 17 [#21] {avg rating: 8.00; 8}

09. Untitled Tune {avg rating: 8.00; 8}

02. Arizona Fanfare {avg rating: 9.00; 9}

02. Down in the Dumps {avg rating: 9.00; 9}

02. Eastside Story (a) {avg rating: 9.00; 9}

02. Malleus Mallificarum (a) {avg rating: 9.00; 9}

02. Police Car {avg rating: 9.00; 9}

02. Springtime for Lovers {avg rating: 9.00; 9}

02. When Dreams Come True (a) {avg rating: 9.00; 9}

01. Sunny Samoa {avt rating: 10.00; 10}

 

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[Larry's Anecdote]

Did the little green guy have only one eye?

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[Squidward Chat!]

Episode 3:

Squidward Chat! With your host, Squidward Tentacles!

: Hello viewers, I am back from a brief hiatus after, uh, trying to make this episode the very best it can be! Along with me, I also have my loyal servan- I mean, executive producer SpongeBob. You all loved him in previous episodes, and he's still here to provide obnoxious laughs when need be.

: I haven't been able to laugh in days, Squidward.

: Oh SpongeBob, you card! Anyways, on to the news! As corruption runs amok in the streets in New Kelp City, the Ocean Cup has providing a boost in tourism for them, especially as the tournament finally gotten down to its final 8 teams. Fans await to see the team that makes it to the top. Unfortunately, in much sadder news, famous Land actor Jackie Chan was hospitalized last week due to... uh, unknown injuries. Fans of Chan await for him to make a full recovery as to the crew of Squidward Chat in hopes that he can make it to our show eventually. SpongeBob, could you stop crying?

: sniff

: Don't mind him, audience, the summer allergies are kicking in for him. Unfortunately, since we expected Jackie Chan to be our special guest today, we don't have one for today. At the least, we did finally get the Bird Brains down to be our backing band. They were... a bit smaller than we expected.

: SpongeBob, how come they can move without strings?

: I... don't know.

: Good afternoon, Encino!

: You're in Bikini Bottom, bird-for-brains.

: Where?

: ... I'm surprised the show has lasted this long. Anyways, we're just about out of time, so here's the Bird Brains to end off the broadcast!

-Bird Brains play as end credits roll-

: Well, today was a disaster.

: Aw Squidward, it's okay! If it makes you feel any better, I know exactly who we can get for next episode!

: Really!? Who!?

: Well, you see, I was reading your newspaper on the coffee table and I noticed that a certain friend of ours is back and town and bigger than ever!

: What do you mean?

: Just look at the front page! -shows newspaper to Squid-

: Oh... oh no...

: Isn't it exciting Squidward!? I'll call him right now!

: Y-yeah, you g-go do that SpongeBob, is it hot in here for you too I'm gonna go turn on the AC.

[[1st] The Fry Cook Games VII Round]

hi im here 4 hours early let's go!

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[SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!]

finally put commentary for Mid Life Crustacean