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    SpongeBob and the Weird Computer

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    I posted this in sbmania and brought it here!
    Lots of swearing, but all protected by a --dolphin noise--


    Part 1!

    SpongeBob: OH NOOOO!! I ran the program! But.. nothing happened! YAY!
    SpongeBob was still on the computer, but listen to what happened.

    His desktop became this:
    mMeAJpM.jpg



    SpongeBob was scared, so he called Patrick.
    *Patrick opens door*
    Patrick: SPONGEBOB WHAT HAPPENED?
    SpongeBob: Um.. I ran a program the box did not tell me to.
    *Patrick looks at box*
    Patrick: YOU RAN FREESCAN? IT'S A BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD *breaths* BAD BAD BAD VIRUS!
    SpongeBob: OH NOO!
    Patrick: Scan your computer!

    SpongeBob ran Malwarebytes.
    *computer scan starts*

    Scanning.....
    Scanning.....
    Scanning.....
    (1 hour later)
    Scanning.....
    SCAN COMPLETE!

    *computer scan ends*
    SpongeBob: The scan is done.. and it found....1919221 threats??? And they are all the same name!
    Patrick: Let me see!
    *Patrick looks*

    Threats found: 10
    Threat names:
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331
    Trojan.ruscared21331

    What would you like to do with these threats?

    [Delete] [Check if they are not a virus] [Keep]

    When Patrick tried to hover his mouse over the delete or check if they are not a virus button, it removed it self.

    Patrick: Oh god, this is --dolphin noise-- bad.
    SpongeBob: OH --dolphin noise--, LOOK!
    Patrick: HOLY....

    About 90000 programs opened showing the video SpingeBill has a horrifying NDE, the part when the eyes are blank.

    SpongeBob: CALL SQUIDWARD CALL HIM GOD ::dolphin noise:: IT!
    Patrick: OK!

    *dials number*
    *cuts to Squidward's house*

    Squidward: Ah....nothing like a smoothing sound of a clarinet.
    *Ring sound on phone*
    Squidward: --dolphin noise--, why can't I have some --dolphin noise-- peace in this town?
    *Squidward picks up phone*
    Squidward on phone: WHAT THE IN THE NAME OF --dolphin noise-- DO YOU WANT??
    Patrick and SpongeBob on phone: COME HERE SQUIDWARD HELP US YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS!
    Squidward on phone: *sighs* fine I will come.
    *Squidward hangs up*

    *cuts to SpongeBob`s Pineapple*

    *Squidward opens door*
    Squidward: What`s happening?
    Patrick and SpongeBob: LOOK!
    *Squidward looks*
    Squidward: OH --dolphin noise--

    The desktop now shows The Joker with text: why so serious?

    Squidward: Call Sandy and Plankton! They will know what to do!
    *SpongeBob calls Sandy*

    *cuts to Sandy's Treedome*

    Sandy: Ah...

    *iPhone ringing*
    *Sandy picks up phone*

    Sandy on phone: Hello SpongeBob, what is happening?
    SpongeBob on phone: Hi Sandy, do you know some computer threats that you can tell us more info about?
    Sandy on phone: Yes.. what threat?
    SpongeBob on phone: Uh...Trojan.ruscared21331
    Sandy on phone: WAIT WHAT???? Oh god.. did you run freescan?
    SpongeBob on phone: Yes...my mouse clicked it by mistake...
    Sandy on phone: Well, your --dolphin noise--.
    SpongeBob on phone: Can you come help?
    Sandy on phone: Yep, i'm coming!

    *Sandy hangs up*

    (END)

    The Front Desk

    in Krusty Towers Check-In

    Posted

    Username: Mailbox/Patrick Star/spongeboblover

    Age: Personal!

    Gender: Male

    Country: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

    Interests: Drawing, Making Animations, Playing Minecraft, Watching SpongeBob

    Favorite TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

    How I found SBC: I found this website on the spongebob wikia page.

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