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    iFish - Character Months

    in Bulletin Board

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    This just in, the month of Patrick Star has gotten even more like star, with 2 new iFish items courtsey of @Kotarou?!

    These items include the Patrick Lei for 100 doubloons, and the Wumbo Shirt for 250 doubloons.

    Both items are now available in the store. There's still some time left of Patrick month, so shake a leg!

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    SB: Silly Time

    in Davy Jones' Locker

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    Time for another silly story, after a silly long time. Drink your silly juice.

    Story #4: House Louse

    SpongeBob was walking down the path to Mr. Krabs fun slave mine, when he began to smell something. It was actually quite a nice smell and it made SpongeBob dribble himself a nice suit. Now he was SpongeBob BeautifulPants! Anyways, it turns out the smell was actually coming from SpongeBob's house, which was burning due to too many Twinkies being stored, with the limit on how many being stored being 35, but SpongeBob had to be a stuck-up little brat and store 36 Twinkies, and now he's paying the price for his greediness. SpongeBob tried to tell off the fire for burning his house while still grounded, but the fire was wearing ear muffs because it was a very chilly morning and the fire forgot to bring its sweater and couldn't hear SpongeBob. Now the house was completely burnt down and the fire decided to pay a surprise friendly visit to the local children's hospital. "What will I do?" cried SpongeBob as he wrapped himself inside a hot dog bun, for you see SpongeBob had spent all his money buying the rights to the LEGO movie soundtrack, and now SpongeBob was poor and pls RT this I don't have a soundcloud but I do have connections to the mafia.

    At that exact moment, Patrick walked and waved to SpongeBob, but then tripped over Squidward's corpse and died. SpongeBob looked at his friend and realised seeing Patrick's life getting taken away from him in a matter of a second, and since he was now homeless, there was only one option left for SpongeBob... live inside Patrick. He packed his stuff and it was very easy to do because the only thing he packed was the nuclear codes and now SpongeBob would began his new life and house in Patrick. SpongeBob chose to live in Patrick after it got a 5 star review on tripadvisor. The writer of the review said "I miss my kids", and SpongeBob knew from that one review that living in Patrick would be the best decision he made since becoming a mod on SBC.

    But it was very lonely inside Patrick and SpongeBob had a long-time bigotry towards loneliness after the SB53 incident. SpongeBob decided instead to move into Squidward's corpse, and it was a great idea because Squidward filled his body with peanut butter in case anyone wanted to live inside him. Now SpongeBob could eat peanut butter for breakfast, lunch, dinner, without having to worry about the government covering up the peanut butter. SpongeBob licked the peanut butter and he made him a big boy. So big in fact, that he could no longer fit inside Squidward and Squidward was very cross about this because now no one wants to live inside him anymore. SpongeBob realised that if he was gonna have to find a new house, he'd have to be creative about it.

    So he paid a visit to Nickelodeon Animation Studios and Feet Hugging Factory and spoke to John Nick about giving him a new house. John Nick liked SpongeBob because John Nick was John Nick, but John Nick couldn't give him a new house because John Nick was John Nick. Just then, like an angel coming the skies, Ben Gruber broke down and quickly mended the door and gave it a pat and hoped he hadn't hurt its feeling, and then walked up to SpongeBob and said he will write an episode about this and SpongeBob got a cheque of 3p for the idea. The episode aired, but then coffee got spilt over it and now it will never air. It you happen to have the original episode, please upload to youtube or goanimate. Thanks.

    THE END.

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