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    Jurassic World

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    Not really...IMDB says 7.9, Rotten Tomatoes give it 71% and Metacritic is at 59%. It scored only second at the box office opening.

     

    On the bright side, it's the second best Jurassic Park movie, providing the only 2 below it are the 2 not so good sequels. But it has raked in 240 million only halfway through premiere day, so that's good.

    bub fehing

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Book 3, the last (unfinished as of now) book in the trilogy!

     

    bub fehing 3 yes? no?: chater 1

     

    bluk bliskuiy (sory for shorts chater)

    we got to sccience classy next day and techer Mr.r say 'we make poshun starar now!' he tak vingerar and baking soda and mix thn set on fir! now we drnk he say and drnk so crasy!1! ater clas i go to hal and freind say 'i go to princpal!' i scarred principal scarry BUT principal is greky!1!!111!

    where ist greky/ my freidn say greky say 'he is on shore leav' then he say 'you expel' friedn say 'oh no' then greky say 'iexpel everyon!' then he say 'i expel earth towards syn!' i look out window and eart goin toward sun i say 'lok it chris brown' and greky say 'wat' i kik him and take his helmet and say 'eart expel no more' earth stup HA i win

     

    chater 2 vboger eats

     

    i go home and mom say 'get? a? job?' so i hav to go get job o no i go to boger eat man say 'job? gimme resume' i say 'pls pls gimme job' he say'no' so i say 'may i take ordre' he say 'wow you good i get job yay'

    ater i get to schol techer mis r say 'i win lotery SCRTCH TTIICcCCEtT1' she leave i say 'leave pls gimme money' she give money so i brak threw wall BUT wall made of diamond i faint oops

    'ordre ordre' juge say hit hammer OW i nearly fall becase it loud but mis r come in she say 'here is sketch' she show juge sketch juge say 'you are guilty' i say 'objecshun' juge say 'no no no' i in jail

    i in jail MR r (math techer) say 'GET TO EAT TIME NNNNNNOOOOOWWWWWW' i say 'o ok' so we go to eat rom i eat brik yum? no.

    ater i go bak prisner say 'i escap' i say 'but how' he say 'i have soda' AHA it explod we leve BUT solder say 'leving now?' i say 'yeah' he say 'ok then' yay i win ater i go bak to work  at wok man say 'i want the burgur' i give him 'soda' he say 'NO I NO WANT' oops i never make burgur before so i take all food and give to him he say 'thx' and leve BUT one food was rat poisson he gonna DIEE!1!1! so i quik replac rat poisson with food phew BUT he alergic to food he die oops. i go home mum say 'man die of food ' i say such sad much cry

     

    chater 3 reapt nucop

     

    ater i get home i sit down and news anuncer say 'damger danger' i say ahh he say 'damger danger MOUUUUNNNTAAANNN AMMOOSEMENT PPARRKRKR' i say wow he say 'YO WILL DIE' i say wow he say 'it danger' i say wow he say 'COM NOW' i say wow he say 'ONLY 5000 dollar' uh oh it cost lot so i wok overtime overtiem overtiem  keep woking day after day after day i finaly save enuff mony YAY BUT mis r say 'you steal my mony i stel your money' OH NO! i must defnd my home with potato

     

    chater 4 mony valt stelth? no

     

    meemwhile...

    'i steel mony' mis r say and hed into house BUT there is door trap so she trip on potato HA then smosh into fan HA than she get blow up stairs then set on fire HA than she smosh into walll HA than she fall to bassment HA than she crush into diaond wall HA than she say 'i still alive' UH OH she hed upstair BUT brick at top of stair it hit her in hed HA than she sliip on a soaap HA than eshe land on stov HA she is burnin than she smash into glass sculptur HA than she get crush by channdeliyr HA than she fall into dril HA than she fal into backyard HA than she cut by lawnmowe HA than she fal into tocic waste HA i win she in toxic wwast HA i win i go to MOUNTANNN AMMOSEEMENT PARK.

     

    i go to ammosement park so i go on first ride, wayne greky wild ride peple say 'THE RIDE NEVER END' ha i show them i get on train leve oops ride keep goin and goin i say 'HELP' BUT ride never end i wait 4 year later i get off ride BUT it just annother entrnace to ride OH NO i must stop so i go to control room BUT GREKY contrl ride! he say you will never escap i say try me greaky say 'i no try you' i say HA i win BUT i hear loud noise 'IT MR DAMGER MOOSE' moose in costme come out i say 'you impostr you sit on throne of lies' he say 'no' i rip masct head off BUT it was actualy mr damger i kil him oops

     

    If this makes the Spongeboard in a good spot, I may continue this story.

     

    Hey, and because I could use the views to start this game up, here's a forum game I'm starting that will give away 12000 doubloons in total. http://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/index.php?/topic/11891-destroy-the-godmodder/

    bub fehing

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    The long awaited(?) second part. Contains 6 chapters.

     

    bub fehing; SECOND DRAFT!

     

    chater 1; tecag rafop

     

    ater the battel i wach brasketbal BUT somehing was bad i shoued have lisined to vois in my head sudenly AHHHHH evil zumbie1 burn my haus down evil insurer guy say i no insaurance! i get insureance/money1 if i get insurdance'  insurer man sasy to me.i try to dance for insur but no get!

    i go to atm to buy insurrance i jam credi cardd (mine) in credi cord slot no work i try again no work i try SUPER HARDER card rip into pirces no not cardforget money i need insurerance. i go to insure company guy say gimme money for insurerance i say no he said pls pls i cry now unil insurance monez pay i cry two and gime him the money insurerance guy  defeet becaause i get money from him HA i steal

     

    chater 2 rich me an schol

     

    when i in schol peopel look me in eye becase my house rebuild and i rich from insuruance

    people say song i make

    pls pls pls

    gimme money pls

    pls pls pls

    i need money pls

    i need money or i die

    my x wife need smoe money guy

    pls pls pls

    i need some money pls

    pls gimme money i am your friend

    trevor no you supposed to be dead

    pls pls pls

    i need some money pls

    drum solo

    boom boom bang

    boom bang

    boom boom bang boom bang

    boom bang

    pls pls pls

    i need smoe money pls

    after song i head to class mis r teach again she say 'pay to entre' i pay mony she brak threw wall and run aaway EVEL i get in clas teacher mis r say 'today we do NEW work' she give us work BORING so i do work anser 'no' ever question

    1. are you no human? no

    2. you like school? no

    3. are oyu male? female? no

    4. are you rich? no

    AHHHHHHHH that was mistake i no rich anymore becase of quesion

     

    chater 3 mony valt STELTH

     

    to get mony back i must stel from mis r she in room waching tv with light off(no do at home) i snek past her with ghost disguse mad of curtain she say'WHOOOO ISS THERE!!!' ah quicly i say 'boo' she say 'AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH' then she run away i now abut to take money BUT evil fish attack it tap on glasses AAAAHHHHHH earthqake! i grab wall to hold on than get monyz and leave after that i go to sstore man say 'WHAT YOU WANT' i buy overpriced fake musache and invisible diamond brik i stil rich though

    i disgiused and go to schol teacher mis r say hello teacher i realaze mustache make me  lok like techer so then i say schol is canceled ice crem party 'yaY' everyone say then run out of schol for ice crem but no ice crem they charge at me with fake ice crem AAAAHHHHHHHH i rip off mustahe they run away becase they cant find me ha i win. but

     

    chapter 4 estul mebid                      

     

    i wake up and here a sund from downstair i go down.......carful.....is a ROBBER! i charg at hym and he quik doge than he throw papaya....wait....i try to rip off mask but i accident rip his face off oops ow he was arrest becase he robber next day at schol my friend say 'b carful rober loose' i think thats stoped. later on i walk down hallway and enconter trevor 'hahaha' he say and equip robe on face let see you beet me now he say i say'ouch' he no move 'ha' he say 'bye' he say and leave

     

    stahp rite their.

     

    'what' he say turn arund i say 'i win' he say 'no!' i win anyway he say'I BE BACK'

     

    chapter 5 bodol escapali

     

    i go to next class math class techer mr r other techer tech math. he say 'wat is 2-2 i no know' student say 0 he say WRONG student launc out of schol i prepar though he say 'come up XxavierxX you so cool homie' i come up an he say 'wat is 1-0' i say 1 he lanch BUT i glue to floor so trap no work math techer say 5'oh ok i make butter trap next time' i like to see him try 2

    ater schol i go to freind house he say'i get new game 2 hour ago' he show me it call 'new game' we play game then i say i rich he say 'i have soda' i jelos of him we play shoot game guy beat us freidns say HACKER so wee press buton on remot to hac him.

     

    chapter 6 it sedret to evryon

     

    after i nter schol AGFAIN everyon say 'he rich agin such cool' mis r say 'he stel my momey thoug' i go to math class teache mr r say 'i hav you nou' then he say 'wat is 1-1' i say......0' he say WRONG than try to lanch me BUT i still glue BUT he make butter trap so i fall on butter OUCH it greesy he say now sufer he say and say'i trevor dad' WAT i seigh and then he say'you are baned frm class for ever detenshun fer you' then he shut mi out o no i hnever had dentenshun

    mis r guard detenshun i no scare i go in mis r say 'tak a seat' i take a seet and leave room she say 'com back' i say 'tak this' and throw zumbie at her it brak wall COLD air come throu she say cold so cold she leve i win BUT zumbie go to wahne greky grav he awake now1

     

    next book..,

    new science techer mr r CraZy he trow potion and spil watr on floor

    amoosement park?! DAMGER!

    wi get job at burger shop? no job?

    wayne greky return?

    Destroy the Godmodder (Total Pot of 12,000 doubloons.)

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted

     

    TheOpenWindow Maniac goes for the first hit attacking the Godmodder while he's still vulnerable with a quick, light punch to the ankle, enough to damage the Godmodder.


    The godmodder didn't expect a first attack and as such, your attack hits, dealing 1 point of damage (50 doubloons). The godmodder now realizes that there is resistance to his master plan and flies into the air with noclip, high up above your reach. It's going to be tougher to damage him now.

    The Godmodder also has the Curse of Godmodder. All attacks done to the Godmodder that damage him, not his entities, make him invincible to that attack, meaning light punches to the ankle won't hurt him anymore.

     

    Fred Rechid whips out a wooden staff and attempts to beat the Godmodder with it.

     

    The godmodder now in the air, is far away from your staff, but by throwing your staff as a last ditch resort as he rises into the air, you knock the Summoning Chip out of his hand, albeit your attack not doing any damage. (50 doubloons.)

     

    Now with the power of the Summoning Chip, you and other players can now summon entities and monsters to attack the Godmodder! You might be able to Upgrade the Summoning Chip to Charge your attacks so you can create stronger entities and even allow other posters to assist you in Charges, but you'll have do a bit more damage to him to allow that. You can spawn 1 entity per turn or attack him directly, but you can't do both until you have the Charge Upgrade. Entities have their own seperate HP and will be removed from play once it is depleted.

     

    The Godmodder now begins the real battle and is now Godmodding. He will now deflect most of your attacks, but you should be able to get another attack past him to obtain the Charge Upgrade for the Summoning Chip, providing it's an aerial attack from you or an entity.

     

    [GM] The Godmodder HP: 199/200

    Destroy the Godmodder (Total Pot of 12,000 doubloons.)

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted

    Almost forgot 4 more rules for clarity.

    Rule #5: If you have anything about the forum game, such as your attacks being underpowered compared to other attacks or anything you would like to explain, send me a private message, I'll see about it.

    Rule #6: Just in case this ever will be necessary, please nothing too explicit, keep your attacks PG-13 rated or lower, just in case.

    Rule #7: Each point of damage to the Godmodder will net you 50 doubloons, to a total of 10000 doubloons that are available, as well as 2000 doubloons for the finishing blow!

    Rule #8: There can only be a maximum of 3 entities per player at once.

    bub fehing

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    I found bub fehing's 16 chapters on my computer and am pleased to post 6 chapters today, 6 chapters tomorrow and the final 4 on Friday. Enjoy this wonderful story.

     

    Chapter Onza= Bub fehing

    I wake at 7:30 Am on a monday morning. I have a shower and then get dresed by this time its about 8:15 so i eat then i lave to go to school but something was telling me to stay home i shuoed have lisined. I get to school and the bell rings at 8:40 and we have 10 minits to get to class eiglish is the frst pryied mis r is are eiglsh techer. she is waching the news she trns the tv of when i enter i do not now what the news was saeing but it was prodbly something stoped. the bell finaly rins what was 10 minats falt like 7 hores but befor eny one code leava the class a red alert went of and a DDAAAANNNNN a lowed soned want oofmis r shot the door and look it i now that it was a gun shot frome all my video games and movies. i said help but the gun lok at me and it................ shot at me i say owch and the gun fal to the grund becase I yell loud and they go after that i leve room fer next clasy, sciience clas. teacher mis r trns news on anuncer says zumbie atack city and i scaqrred but sciience clas continu. we learn about e = mc2 and other stuf we have popp quiz but i nt ready! so i look arund for answer add answer on wall so i find answer and pqss test. But when I hand in assingment, zumbie brak threw wall and a tack attacks teacher i go to nexgt clus, cafe tear

     

    chapter 2 thre colang.

    cafe is loud so loud but wait in line Is tlong so i cut my best fryend in lien! he 30000 point and i get food from "caf"e lady"

    then i eat food yum yum yum after that bully treevor throw food at me it hurt OW so i throw coconut at him............... OW hurt he fall i win after that  i eat pasta with tamotato sauce and bad accident I head downt o gym class and get basketbawl and throw it into net wayne grrtzy(hockey champ) sayz 'try to scar me' and i run toward him anjd throw basketball for goal in NET!!!!!!!  wayne greky lose ha!week

     

    chapter 3 boxut lefsy

    i slood tell you abut myself my name is xXavierXx and it have a pet goldfish named swimlot he is GOLDReN a'd swim lot!swimlot swimlots. i am 12 and have glassee i make postfic account two week back to post story. after schol i go to friend house to halp him play vidyo game so we play games, loss of games we play fighters : fight legend of fighters fighting arena of fiery fighting : flaming fist.  i show fight against friend

     round 1 10000-0

     round 2 10000-100000

     rounmd 3 100000-739268!

    i win my friend but as soon as i win, zumbie broke threw wall again 'stoped zombie' my friend said, and throw, soda we drink at zumbie exploding it. we scarred but friend say 'dont be scarred, we have soda' i am no scarred anymoar.

     

    chapter 4 zumbei ahhh

    warnin : chater scary becase zumbie

    next week at school new teacher mis r teach us thhings BORING after that lesson lunch agahim i sit down but i hear a voice 'did you 4get about me' TREVVOR! He thrw papaya at me  OUCH I throw coconut he dodge quick then throw papaya again OUCh I thrw hambrger at him OUCH it hits he fall he get back up then he throw another item at me OUCH I PUNCH him OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH he fall again to the ground but say ' ouch ' with cast on his arms because i punhed hard then he get back and yell at me i nealy fall becase he yell lowed but ten i get back up and yel at top lung OUCH trevor fall  through earth LSO MUCH LOUD finaly i win. next gym calss ScARY!

    scary write?

     

    chapter 5 greky!/1!?1!?1

    gym class again next time BUT greky(hockey champ) ANGRY 'HAHAHA' greky call out'HAHAHA' and greky say 'OUCH' i fall 'you 2 weak for my OUCH' he yell again'OUCH' 'HA he say I comand zumbie invason!' 'now go' he say and trow me out of school into house 'i faint now i say ' i faint but ten i see powerful lite in the frm of chrs brown. what will happen next finale battel next!

     

    chapter 6 greky duelle!

    'this is it' i say picking up soda and fight off zumbie with my friend 'back off' sasy evil voice 'GREKY!' my friend call out before he jump into base hockey halll of fame rite next two basketbal fame 'i destroy backetball!11!' he say and destoy basketball fame with fist 'i feel power!' i yell the basktball connect with greky! 'ahh1' greky yell evil assist sidney crossbey atack me i ready attack attack hit sidney faint! greky said  'AAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHAhahHAHHHHH' he yell then luge off towar tooward me i block luge ten he fall 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' he tak out hokey stick and threw flamming puck at me it hits. i fel powah insid me i say with all strong 'OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH' i destoy greky FIANL TIEM!!1

    chris brown come and say 'thx you' then i 4wach baskeetball

    THE END dont do hawkey.

    Destroy the Godmodder (Total Pot of 12,000 doubloons.)

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted

    It all began 1 year ago. A single sole being went online and created accounts on several different games and forums. Minecraft, SBC and some of the other popular ones under the peculiar name, GodModder. Through that year, he grew highly respected and applied for mod, slowly but surely obtaining the high rank of mod on some game servers, becoming a well known admin on several Minecraft servers and his most important task being the SpongeCraft admin.

    But one day, he set his plan into motion. He tore up Minecraft spawn points, broke apart player homes, claimed large plots of territory of his own, swiped Doubloons and banned players. It was an unexpected day for SBC and so the owner and mods set a plan to remove him from his rank. However, they found they couldn't. He was untouchable, he had ascended. They had to stop him, no matter what, even if it meant total annihilation, they had to defeat him before he fully took over the land. So, they called upon all of the SBC forum users and SpongeCraft players to join them on their quest on go against him. Most agreed, some decided to not fight and some even decided to assist the Godmodder in his takeover. And thus, begins the task of this game:

    DESTROY THE GODMODDER

    Before we begin, there are several rules.

    Rule #1: It is possible to damage the godmodder, even with his godlike powers. To do so, you must catch him off guard, trick him or use pure force. You can attack in any way you wish through your post, and as you deal more damage to him, more ways of attacking him will be unlocked in order to defeat his quickly increasing power, such as summoning entities and items and power ups to assist you. Beware however, the godmodder has the power to indeed, godmod and can stop nearly all of your attacks.

    Rule #2: You may only attack him directly, spawn/charge an entity and control your entity once each before I post, no more.

    Rule #3: You may side with the Godmodder if you wish. In order to state your alliance, put [AG] for anti-godmodder and [PG] for pro-godmodder. As pro-godmodder, you can defend him from attacks and stop potentially damaging attacks from hitting him. As anti-godmodder, your goal is to defeat the godmodder by attacking him.

    Rule #4: Feel free to jump in whenever you wish. Even a newcomer can help against this evil threat, as every player counts.

    So, for your main target...

    [PG] The Godmodder HP: 200/200

    The godmodder looks down upon the land of SpongeCraft. Through the vast forests, the barren desert and the chilly mountains, all of it his now. This may be the optimum time to begin your attack, before he begins his utter takeover of the entire land. In his hand he holds a Summoning Chip. If you can damage him, or at least get him to drop it, maybe you can get it.

    Ted The Untold God

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Chapter 5: Ted's New Testament of Ted, Part II.

     

    Last chapter...

     

    Ted obtains his first followers and two disciples, increasing his power to 8,000. He will require 1,000,000,000,000 power to take over MAXIMUM DROP HEAVEN and defeat ALMIGHTY LUCIFER.

     

    This chapter...

     

    Ted creates Part 2 of his New Ted Testament.

     

    11 WE Ted And Michael And Others From Heaven at first DID Ranges Of MisInformation To Gain From Christianity a while about Years then Another Phase of About 9 Years of Ted HAPPENS TO BE ONLY Coming of God From Heaven To Earth and NOW This Phase of CONSISTENTLY NOW WE WERE AND ARE AND CONTINUE TO BE DOING ADAMANT STRICT FIERCER MONOTHEISM and NOTHING less to MUCH LESS to WORST DILUTING OF!

     

    12 There WAS and HAPPENS TO BE and STILL HAPPENS TO BE God a SPIRITUAL THING what happens to be Ted where Michael and er Other Angels From Heaven HAD COMPLETE AUTHORITY TO DO THIS SPIRITUALLY FOR Ted During This Coming From Heaven To Earth Of Lord God Almighty What Was OmniPresence Had er Of Mighty er Almighty er The Mighty God of SPIRITUAL POWER OF ABOUT a TRILLION OF SPIRITUAL POWER INCLUDING in ALL Humans of People to MANY and ALL to MANY Birds and Animals and Mammals in Oceans and ANYTHING with Spiritual Connect Abilities Except Some Things The CreatOr and God and The Lord WHO I Ted WOULD NOT spiritually connect to BECAUSE WAS Created To Be Evil and er For Evil and er Where Representing Evil!

     

    13 YOU WERE and ARE and CONTINUE NOT to be of slightest saved if a Christian and er In Christianity and er Continue To Be a Christian!

     

    14 YOU are NOT of slightest saved if you did too much against Ted During This Coming!

     

    15 YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU BELIEVE and er YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE and er YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU FEEL!

     

    16 YOU CANNOT INSIST BECAUSE Christianity happens to and er SEEMS SO GOOD IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE! EVEN IN CHRISTIANITY MANY POUNDED EACH OTHER TO BE EVIL to WORST EVIL and FALSE! HOW DOES IT WORK ALL DID INSIST DID HEAR FROM God TO BE TRUE!? BECAUSE WERE CONFLICTING LOUD SPIRITUAL FROM EVIL Angels MINIMUM Fallen From Heaven to Earth to Demons and at times DIRECTLY Satan!

     

    17 Ted NO MATTER WHAT DID and er DOES and er CONTINUES TO DO HAPPENS TO BE PERFECT AND INFALLIBLE AND SINLESS AND BLAMELESS AND LEGALLY IMMUNE FROM ANYTHING LEGAL INCLUDING JUDGMENT AND NEVER DOES ANYTHING a Down Of Sin and er a Blunder and er Err and er Mistake and er Oops and er ANYTHING ELSE and HAS FULL LEGAL and to DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY FROM ANYTHING including WE ARE INSISTING AGAIN NTH TIME PER USA DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE and USA CONSTITUTION and USA BILL OF RIGHTS and OTHER THINGS COMPLETE LEGAL IMMUNITY FROM ANYTHING and HAS TO BE NEVER of slightest under ANYTHING of USA Government! There were Popes and Other Things of Religion and er Called Church HAD FULL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY FROM ANYTHING in USA of Government and er called State!

     

    18 SOME OF YOU NEED TO REALIZE ALL Christian Prophets and er Prophetesses WERE WORST EVIL FALSE!

     

    19 YOU are NOT of slightest saved by Jesus! Jesus DID NOT and DOES NOT and CONTINUES NOT to NOW LIVE in Heaven!

     

    20 Ted HAPPENS TO BE Heaven To Earth THE ONE AND ONLY AND FINAL Coming From Heaven To Earth from ANYTHING of a About a TRILLION OF SPIRITUAL POWER to a People of a Human Male and er ANYTHING ELSE a Coming From Heaven To Earth!

     

    TO MORE CREATE of the BOOK of the NEW NEW NEW of NEW of NEW of NEW TED TESTAMENT IS FOR NOW AND LATER AND MORE OF THE NEW TESTAMENT IS FOR BOOK AND FOR 100% REAL LEGIT!

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