[Create a Character]

Name: General 'Horatio' Barracuda.

Species: Barracuda (obviously.)

Gender: Male

Age: 45

Voice Actor: Mr. T

Personality: Angry, vicious, ruthless, determined, no-nonsense bully fiend enemy.

Occupation: General (obviously) of Master Coelaceanth's 44 Sharks of the Pacific.

Etc.: A supremely overconfident man who's used to getting anything he wants, he has sworn revenge against Spongebob and his friends after suffering some humiliating experiences from them 4 years ago. He absolutely HATES being called by his REAL first name, Horatio. He fears nothing and NOBODY except Master Coelaceanth himself. He won't feel avenged until he has achieved his goal, by ANY means necessary!

Born: To hippy parents in the Pacific Ocean (who he hates for being hippies.)

[Total Cartoon Paradise City!]

Thank you, Wumbology, here's my next episode installment now! "Change of Heart" Sniz is on the Dock and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, Jorgen Von Strangle decided to put the campers through their paces by making them endure Fairy boot camp. For most of them, the training was brutal, but they endured the best way they knew how, determined to win. In the end, Sandy Cheeks proved she was Texas tough and gave the Screaming Cats a solid win. When the Killer Beavers had to eliminate somebody, everything seemed normal until Treeflower was suddenly and unexpectedly voted off. The Killer Beavers smelled a rat among their ranks, and it was later discovered retro-actively, Jimmy Neutron had altered the votes to get Treeflower out of the game for making fun of his inventions. And in retrospect, that seems really unfair. But what are you going to do? Treeflower's gone, and there is nothing that can get her back in the game. But is something going to happen that will give Jimmy Neutron a change of heart about the things he's done? Find out on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Island!"

Around the campfire circle, Sniz has gathered all the cartoon campers together, to announce his next challenge to them. Sniz says: "I thought of something totally original for you to do today. Some campers here are in love, others aren't, and others still are afraid to admit their true feelings for somebody else. So for the theme of this challenge, I have decided to call it: A Change of Heart! All campers will be paired off into 7 groups of 2. Now, since there are 13 campers, one camper will be pairing off with me. It is time to hear your partners for this challenge. Ren will be with Stimpy, Otto Rocket will be with Angelica Pickles, Reggie Rocket will be with Rocko, Jimmy Neutron will be with Suzie Carmichael, Norbert will be with Patty Mayonnaise, and Sandy Cheeks will be with Spongebob Squarepants, which means Lil Deville will be with me. The rules for this challenge are very simple and are as follows.

You will all be taking turns with each other discussing your love lives with each other. Discussing what you're proud of, what you're not proud of, and what you'd do differently if you had another chance. When you're done with your discussions, your partner will have to decide if they have a change of heart about you. If they forgive you, then you win a point for your team. In the unlikely but possible event of a tied score, I'll use my point to determine the winner based on what you discussed with each other and which team did the better job of discussing your honest feelings for each other. Each person has 10 minutes maximum to discuss their feelings. At the end of 140 minutes, judgment will be handed down on which team did the better job. I wish both teams the best of luck on this challenge." /

Norbert and Patty Mayonnaise decide to go first, and they take their turn in the Screaming Cat's cabin. Norbert says: "I have never loved another woman the way I love Treeflower. What I like about her is the way she looks, the sound of her voice when she sings, and she has such a great personality. What I'm not proud of is that sometimes, I can be a little self-absorbed. I think of myself as being a lot smarter than other creatures even if I'm not, I tease Daggett probably more than I should, and I sometimes pride my appearance more than the content of my character. What I'd do differently if I had a chance, is to tell Daggett I love him as my younger brother more often, remind myself that other creatures besides me have feelings to, and not be as reluctant to get a haircut, even if it means having the entire pelt below my neck shaved off again." Patty Mayonnaise says: "Well, you've certainly made some mistakes. But you're honest enough to you what you have done and what you should do in the future. And I believe that you're the kind of guy who wants to do the right thing. So I forgive you." And Norbert wins a point.

Patty Mayonnaise says: "What I'm proud of is that I have a crush on Doug Funny. Doug Funny is...well, funny. And he has a clever wit. He has a good taste in rock and roll, and has such a clever imagination. The only thing I can think of that might be a detriment to me is that I have a bit of a competitive spirit. What I'd do differently, is I would've told Doug Funny that I loved him a lot sooner than I did." Norbert says: "Well, you're nice and very honest. I believe that you know when you have a good thing on your hands. So I decide to forgive you." And Patty Mayonnaise wins a point to, tying the score 1-1.

Otto Rocket and Angelica Pickles are the next campers scheduled to talk to each other. Angelica says: "I've got nothing to say to you!" Otto says: "Why? Do you have some skeletons in the closet you don't want others to know about?" Angelica says: "I'm already perfect. There are no blemishes on my resume and there is nothing that I'm ashamed of." Otto says: "Do you expect me to believe that? Besides, I can't forgive you if you don't admit that you feel badly about something." Angelica says: "Are you saying that you're going to forgive me and give me a point if I admit to doing something imperfectly?" Otto says: "It couldn't hurt your chances." Angelica says: "Fine. The only reason I bullied Chuckie Finster, Lil Deville, and get into catfights with Suzie Carmichael when I was younger is that I like to be the center of attention positive or otherwise. I'm not proud of the fact other people think I'm mean, but I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of apologizing to them. I honestly wouldn't do anything differently." Otto says: "As much as I love aggressive women such as yourself, I can't forgive you." Angelica says: "But you said--!" Otto says: "I said that your admission couldn't hurt your chances. Besides, we both know that you wouldn't have given me a point. I just wanted you to admit something on camera to an entire viewing world." Angelica Pickles says: "You think you're so smart, don't you, Rocket Boy?!" Otto says: "I outsmarted you, didn't I?" The round ends in a draw.

Sandy Cheeks and Spongebob Squarepants are the 3rd team to take their turn. Spongebob says: "I'm a pretty happy individual. I love just about everybody, not to say I'm in love with everybody. But I always make it a point to be nice to everyone, because that's my honest nature, and I feel like I need to always be honest about my nature. My only regret is I have loved things that were maybe irrational to love. Odd things that I have loved are a Bubble Buddy, a spatula, and a Krabby Patty. Those are all things I have loved irrationally without good reason. If I had the chance to do things over again, I'd look for some real friendships from an actual person then resort to an imaginary partnership." Sandy Cheeks says: "Spongebob, you're odd. We both know that. But you're so nice, that you would NEVER be insincere about anything if you didn't have to. And for that, I forgive you." With that, Spongebob Squarepants wins a point!

Sandy says: "Before you, I never had a relationship on land. My main hobbies were doing karate, weight-lifting, studying science/astronomy, and inventing. I guess my regret is that I might focus too much on improving science and not having a social life unless it involves doing something active. If I had the chance to do something over again, I'd try to relax more often and take things a little easier." Spongebob says: "You have a competitive nature. It's natural for you to want to be active. But since you're willing to do different things, I'm willing to believe in you. I forgive you." And Sandy wins a point to! The score is now 3-1 in the Screaming Gopher's favor!

The 4th team to take their turn is Reggie Rocket and Rocko. Rocko says: "It goes without saying that I love my mom and dad, my relatives back home, all my Aussie friends in the wild outback; Alice Springs this shout-out is for you! My friends in O-Town, Heffer and his family, Filburt and Dr. Hutchison, my dog Spunky, I miss you; my neighbors Mr. and Mrs. Bighead; Really, Really Big Man; and I even like working for my boss Mr. Smitty at Kind-of-a-Lot-of-Comics. But you're the first true Sheila that I've really taken the time to get to know and love. I've had my fair share of failed relationships. Mainly because I was focused on lust and not on a deep, personal connection with the one I was crushing after. Melba, Giselle, and all the other girls I loved before, I'm sorry if I came on as too strong. If I had the chance to do things all over again, I'd take things a lot more slowly and form a relationship more slowly. Hopefully, I hope this doesn't change your opinion of me."

Reggie says: "I can sympathize. I have also loved without reason. Flirted with boys who didn't respect me for my mind and only for my body, boys who only wanted to learn skills from me so that they could beat me, or boys trying to be macho by trying to prove that themselves better than me. If I had the chance to do things all over again, I'd stop and pause to think about my actions. I would consider the pros and cons of a relationship before I got in to deep. But as far as you're concerned, I know that I can trust you." Rocko says: "And I feel a trustworthy bond in you, to." Reggie and Rocko simultaneously say: "I forgive you!" The score is once again tied 3-3!

The 5th turn goes to Ren and Stimpy. Ren says: "Stimpy, I know everything you've been through. I've seen what has happened to you and how you've grown/matured over the years. You don't need to tell me anything because I have already forgiven you. But you need to know some things about me that I've never told you. Things I've never felt brave enough to say to anyone else. I was born to a cruel father and a neglectful mother. I had an uncle that used to scold me when I was only 3. He told me that showing affection to boys wasn't something a real male would do. But I did show affection anyways and my father and uncle would always throw various switches at me. I was always a fragile child and it hurt me that my own family would hurt me. When I was in kindergarten, I met a woman named Mrs. Cadoo. She was a synthetic red-head. She would always spank me, and I mean spank me hard, even when I offered to clean up the room for her. I've always protected you from bullies. But the fact of the matter is; I've never been able to protect myself from bullies.

(Ren starts crying) What they couldn't do to you, they did to me. I suffered abuse for you, I took pain for you. I went through life never expressing the fact that I was in pain to you, because I didn't want you to lose your respect for me. I wanted to be your idol, your strength, your solid support. But now you've found another. Someone who doesn't carry the baggage I carry. Maybe she's eccentric, but she can be your love and affection more easily than I ever could. It's hard for me to show love to others, since I have so rarely felt love myself. I kept this inside to keep myself protected. The only reason I told you is so you could give me your honest opinion of what you thought of me, and I await your honest judgment." Stimpy is astonished. Stimpy says: "Wow, Ren. I never knew of the sacrifices you went through, just for me. You care for me a lot, don't you Ren?"

Ren says: "Is it that obvious?" Stimpy says: "You should never have felt that you needed to be ashamed to have love for me. I was never ashamed to have love for you, and it's not because I'm ignorant. I wanted to help you with the anguish you felt. I wanted to make you feel better. But if you never discuss it, how can I know what you feel in order to help you? I would've helped you with anything you needed help with, and I still can to. All you have to do is ask, and I will do anything I can in order to help you with anything you want help with, no matter how hard it is." Ren cries: "Stimpy, you don't know how much it means to me to hear you say that! (Ren hugs Stimpy) This is the first time in a long time that I've felt like a real dog." Stimpy says: "It's okay Ren. You should never believe anything negative anybody says about you. No matter what happens, you'll always be a real dog to me. And you don't need to be strong to be my hero; you just need to be honest and kind. In fact, if you want, for once, I can be your hero Ren. Now and for always." Ren stops crying. Ren says: "I have no problem with the honest part. But I still need a lot of work on the kind part." Stimpy says: "No matter how long it takes, I'll show you how rewarding it is to be nice. And to tell you the truth, I already forgave you for everything, a long time ago." And they hug again, making the score 5-3 in the Screaming Cat's favor.

Outside of the Screaming Cat's cabin, Sniz says: "Jimmy, you're the last Killer Beaver left in play. Only by gaining Suzie Carmichael's forgiveness can you keep your team in the game." And both Jimmy Neutron and Suzie Carmichael enter the Screaming Cat's cabin. Jimmy says: "Do you want to begin talking or should I start the discussion?" Suzie says: "I do not want to hear what you have to say." Jimmy says: "Please Suzie! Hear me out!" Suzie says: "I don't have to do anything!" Jimmy says: "Come on! We're both civilized people here. Sure, I'm definitely from the scientific community, and you're probably from the Ghetto, but that doesn't mean that we can't get along! But you'll never know that for sure unless you listen to me!" Suzie says: "But I already know that I can't trust you, because you didn't trust Treeflower." Jimmy is startled and says: "How did you know about that?!" Suzie says: "I was spying from the bushes to see and listen to who the campers on the other team were voting off, and I heard your bitterness towards Treeflower and your plan to get rid of her!"

Jimmy says: "You don't understand! She belittled my inventions, she mocked my genius! She wouldn't stop making fun of me! She constantly irked me! I couldn't take that sitting down! I had to do something to make her understand the pain I felt!" Suzie says: "Those aren't good reasons to get rid of somebody, and you don't know what you should do in order to get somebody to understand how you feel." Jimmy says: "And I suppose you would?" Suzie says: "You'll never know unless you talk to me." Jimmy says: "Okay. The reason I signed onto this show is because I had a falling out with Cindy Vortex. We had a quarrel about Quantum Physics, and just because I didn't want to hear about Cindy's opinion, she accused me of being a snobbish, stuck-up, know-it-all who can't admit that they make mistakes when they're wrong! First of all, I am not a snob, stuck-up, or somebody who makes mistakes! I signed up on this show to prove that everything Cindy thinks of me is wrong!"

Suzie says: "And in the process, all you've done so far is to prove her right. All you've been doing is trying to show off your inventions and act like you're the smartest person in the entire world. Well let me tell you something, you DON'T know everything! You knew nothing about Treeflower, and you don't know anything about me! I was the only protecting Chuckie Finster and Lil Deville from the tyrannical behavior of Angelica Pickles. I was placed with the responsibility of standing up for them and for speaking my voice when their voices couldn't be heard! You don't know what kind of burden that is! And no matter how bossy or mean Angelica got, I could never afford to move one inch backwards from the stance I took! I can never afford to show her or anyone else that I have weaknesses, have feelings that can be hurt, or show anybody that I do have limits. She'd never stop attacking me if she ever knew." Jimmy gets red in the face and looks ashamed.

Jimmy says: "Suzie, you're right. I didn't know anything about you. And in getting so wrapped up in trying to prove Cindy Vortex wrong, I ended up becoming something that wasn't me. As smart as I am, I can't believe that it took someone else to show me what was right in front of my face. And if I couldn't figure that out for myself, what kind of genius am I? Suzie, I just want to say, I'm sorry that I only thought of you as somebody who was big, loud, or was raised in a ghetto." Suzie says: "Apology accepted." Jimmy says: "And also, I have a confession to make. I love you with every fiber of my being, and I forgive you for anything you might regret." Suzie is totally shocked! Suzie says: "You're in love with me?!" Jimmy says: "Ever since I first laid my eyes on you." Suzie says: "It's wonderful to know that I have someone feels that way about me! I had no idea! You're some kind of crazy, you know that?!" Jimmy says: "What can I say? I guess love truly is blind." Suzie says: "Not this time. I can't forgive you for what you did to Treeflower, even if you are sorry. It's not because I want to win, it's the principle of the matter. Still, I hope you won't think badly of me, and maybe we can be friends after this show is over." Jimmy says: "I understand. You won't tell anybody what I did to Treeflower, will you?"

Suzie says: "I didn't, I haven't, and I won't. But you should tell someday! I mean, when you're ready of course." Jimmy says: "Maybe someday, I will." As Jimmy walks out, Sniz announces: "And it's all over! The Screaming Cats win 7-3! Killer Beavers, it looks like you're sending somebody home." At the bonfire, the Killer Beavers are facing judgment. Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes. There are five campers facing judgment, but only four marshmallows. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow must go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave this Island forever! Rocko, Reggie, Norbert! Campers, this IS the final marshmallow of the evening! (Dramatic pause) Otto. Jimmy, I don't know what to tell you, but you're done like dinner. It's time for you to leave." Jimmy grabs all of his scientific equipment and says: "Farewell, Camp Nickelodeon. I loved, I lost, and I learned. It has been a humbling experience. Suzie, if you're out there, I hope that someday, we can be together. Okay Fondue, I'm ready." And Jimmy hops on the Board of Losers, and it sails away from the Island. / Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win this episode, and Jimmy Neutron gets eliminated, making "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" to be the 3rd show eliminated from "Total Cartoon Island." I hope you enjoyed reading this story as much as I did writing it. 

[Total Cartoon Paradise City!]

Here is the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island." I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. "When the Going Gets Tough..." Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, it was the holiday rush and the two teams had to compete against each other to wrap up presents and determine who was nice or naughty. The Screaming Cats proved that their run of bad luck was over and dominated the game with their gift-wrapping expertise. And The Killer Beavers had to send someone home, so it was sayonara to big boy Bunny and his funny rabbit antics. As hard as the previous challenges have been, THIS challenge might be their toughest yet! And you'll see just how tough it is on this episode of Total Cartoon Island!"

In the morning, Sandy Cheeks is impressing Spongebob Squarepants with her athletic prowess! Spongebob says: "So you REALLY got a medal for bravery in the face of bear danger?!" Sandy says: "Shuckins, yeah! I owe it all to my California cousin Rocky Knees!" (Flashback, drawn in a crude animated fashion.) Sandy says: "Two years ago, Rocky took me hiking out in the forests outside of Yosemite National Park so I could prove myself worthy of the Independent Squirrel Survival Course. But we found something unexpected when we ran into a colossal grizzly! If you saw him, you would've thought he was 10 feet high if he was a foot, and he growled his terrible grizzly roar, RAWR! Rocky & I knew what we had to do. It was us, or the bear. So we grabbed our shotgun and took aim. We had nothing against the bear; it was raw survival of the wild. We pulled the trigger and BLAM! One shot was all it took to fell the great beast! We took his blood and marked ourselves with it to honor his spirit." (End flashback.) Sandy says: "It was a good death." Spongebob says: "If you can survive something like THAT, these challenges must mean NOTHING to you!" Sandy says: "Not Really!"

Then a loud voice booms in the sky and says: "ATTENTION! PUNY MORTALS! PREPARE TO BOW DOWN TO THE WRATH OF THE GREAT TRAINER! THE EPITOME OF MUSCLE AND MIGHT--(Clouds swirl in a storm formation and lightning falls out of the sky as all the campers rush out to see what is happening, and a familiar figure magically appears out of the lightning bolt.)--JORGEN VON STRANGLE!!!!" Jimmy Neutron says: "Say, I know who you are! You're acquaintances with Timmy Turner from Dimmsdale, aren't you?!" Jorgen, with his trademark German accent says: "Not only that, but I am also the boss of all the Fairies in Fairy World, and charged with making sure that the Pixies and the Anti-Fairies never take control over that world, and I am a great boss!"

Stimpy says: "Well, where are Sniz and Fondue?" Jorgen says: "Sniz is taking this challenge off to focus on his writing skills, and Fondue is earning his pilot's license, so they asked me to be in charge of this challenge! And all you WIMPS will be in for the hardest test of your LIVES! You've been having it far too easy with all these PUNY challenges! I've got a REAL challenge for you that will test your endurance as campers! I'm not going to lie to you, a lot of you won't complete this challenge, and that's the point! I've made this challenge so hard, it's going to make all but one camper quit! The last camper, who doesn't quit my unbelievably hard Fairy themed challenges, wins invincibility for their team! To signify you are quitting, you must ring my magical fairy bell of shame! Your 1st test; will be to hold up Magic Fairy Canoes!"

(Confessional) Ren says: "Okay. Whoever had the sick, twisted idea to let Jorgen Von McCrazy be in charge of this challenge, I must admit, I'm a little bit impressed!" / Reggie says: "My dad told me I should be lifting weights, he said. I should be doing more to tone my muscles, he said. That I shouldn't be surfing and skating all my free time, he said. But would I listen? NO! I just HAD to be Little Miss Popular of Ocean Shores, California!" / Otto says: "In addition to being a pretty radical skater and surfer, I've taken time out from my past 2 summers to tone up my abs, my gluteus maximus, my hamstrings, and my various arm muscles. Sure, Reggie may have become a better surfer than me thanks to all that time I spent at the gym, but it looks like for once, one of MY ideas paid off!" / Norbert says: "I may not look it, but Beavers are a lot stronger then they look! We can carry objects 10 times denser and 10 times heavier then our own body weight, whereas if you compare it with a human, they're lucky if they can carry 1 time their own body weight! We've got this challenge in the bag!" (End confessional)

The campers are motioned to the Magic Fairy Canoes. While not very big, they prove to be heavy thanks to their magical nature, and Jorgen has designed it so that the Screaming Cat's canoe would have proportional weight strain for their 8 campers compared to the Killer Beaver's 6 campers. The challenge endures for hours, because neither team wants to be the first to have a quitter. Norbert says: "Jimmy, having a hard time HOLDING UP?!" Jimmy sarcastically says: "Ha, that's VERY funny! When we're done, remind me to fake another laugh!" Treeflower says: "Everybody knows you're the weakest remaining physically. Just quit so we can be done with this stupid challenge!" Jimmy says: "No way! I've got brain power, and you do NOT want to mess with MY IQ! Do you know how many villains I've defeated with my cranial capacity?" Rocko says: "No. How many?" Jimmy says: "18! And that's not counting the entire Yolkian empire OR Cindy Vortex!" Treeflower says: "If you're so smart, then YOU come up with a way to make the other team lose!"

(Confessional) Jimmy says: "Norbert and Treeflower get on my nerves SO much, all they ever do is make fun of my short stature, my big hair, or my lack of big muscles! It's not the fact that I'm not physically endowed that bothers me; it's their ridiculing of MY genius! And when it comes to a reality game show, the last time I checked, brains beat brawn every time, hands down! I WON'T be the one who lets my team down! And if my team DOES lose, Treeflower is SO going to get it!" (End confessional) The hours have elapsed, but the campers still stand strong. Finally, at 5 PM, Patty breaks down and says: "I just can't do this anymore. I've lost all the feeling in my arms!" Angelica says: "Patty, don't do it!" But she rings the bell with her head, and both teams drop the canoes with exhaustion! Jorgen says: "The 1st test is done! We have our 1st quitter! Now listen Patty, you've got absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed about--EXCEPT FOR BEING THE BIG FAT CRYBABY THAT LET HER TEAM DOWN! As for the rest of you, report to the cafeteria in 30 minutes. You've got another test at 1900 hours!"

(Confessional) Lil says: "Jorgen Von Strangle is SO crazy! After straining our arms for 8 hours, he expected us to eat garbage out of the trash cans for nutritional value. He said that was done in war times and you had to take what you could find. Like HE would know! He was SO never in a real war!" / Rocko says: "I figure it helps to pace myself. As long as I don't over-extend myself during these challenges, I should be okay and make it through this challenge stronger and wiser from the experience. I just have to keep my mind focused on these tests!" (End confessional)

The next test begins at 7 PM right on the dot, with Jorgen Von Strangle leading the remaining campers in a Fairy-themed dance challenge to the tune of Chip Skylark's "My Shiny Teeth and Me" being looped on a CD player. At 9 PM, Ren Hoek says: "I've had ENOUGH of this nonsense!" And he walks over and turns the CD player off! Stimpy says: "Ren! What are you doing?!" Ren says: "It's simple! I drop out, and we're done for the day!" Jorgen yells: "YOU'RE DONE WHEN I SAY YOU ARE DONE! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50 PUSH-UP'S, PRIVATE!" Ren mutters: "My health insurance had better cover this stress on my Chihuahua heart!" Jorgen says: "Has anybody got anything else to say?" Sandy says: "Yeah. When can we use the restroom? (Scene cuts to Sandy in an apron and with a mop and a bucket of water) Okay, this wasn't what I expected."

With Ren having quit, the rest of the campers are taken into the cafeteria for the next challenge. Jorgen says: "Your next test is very simple. You have 3 hours to write a 500 word essay describing how much you love ME, Jorgen Von Strangle as the resident tough fairy boss of Fairy World! If any of you fall asleep or fail to complete your reports, you will be eliminated!" So 180 minutes elapse. In that time, Reggie is eliminated for falling asleep, and Spongebob is eliminated for failing to complete the essay. At Midnight, Jorgen uses his magic to quickly scan the essay's to make sure the remaining campers followed procedure. But one essay catches his attention. Jorgen reads: "I like Jorgen Von Strangle Very, very, very, very...this is just one long sentence spread over 3 pages with a bunch of VERY'S between the beginning and the end!" Otto says: "My report IS 500 words exactly! You can count the words, if you want." Jorgen says: "Do you WANT to run 20 laps around the campground?!" Treeflower answers: "No he doesn't! He wants to go to bed RIGHT now, DON'T you, Otto?" Otto says: "And what's eating you, all of the sudden?" Treeflower says: "He WANTS you to quit! Don't give him any reasons to make him want to make you quit even more!" Otto says: "It's not MY fault I don't know what to say about Jorgen, I barely even know him!"

Jimmy says: "You know, Treeflower. I could solve this competition dilemma with some inventions that would give us an unbeatable edge in these tests!" Treeflower sarcastically says: "Oh sure! Jeopardize our chances of winning with another invention that inevitably back-fires!" Jimmy says: "All of my inventions don't BACKFIRE! There was Goddard, the Time Pincher, the Life Elixir, the Jimmy Android, Brobot, my super strength medicine, and all my countless toaster conversions!" Treeflower says: "Jimmy, this is one simple way you can help." Jimmy says: "And what would you like me to do to help?" Treeflower yells: "DON'T! This is one challenge where our team can't afford disasters, you idiot!" (Confessional) Jimmy says: "Treeflower thinks that she can outsmart me. NOBODY can outsmart James Isaac Neutron, and NOBODY calls ME an IDIOT! Personally, I'm against wars, but if Treeflower wants to do battle with me and play ROUGH, then I'm happy to oblige her!" (End confessional)

The next test is BEYOND brutal! Jorgen says: "This is a grand achievement in Fairy fitness! My Magical Fairy Obstacle Course! Filled with the most magical and dangerous objects in all of Fairy World! They won't kill you, but if you touch any of the objects, or if you fail to complete the course in 30 minutes, you will be eliminated! So, START RUNNING!" All of the campers strain to keep their stamina up, and they all have a bit of trouble on parts of the course. Having to climb tall cacti, walk on a plank over thin ice while avoiding electric axes, swing on a rope avoiding snapping sea monsters, and jump through a giant pair of scissors and flaming tire wheels, and crawl through mud while avoiding swinging sword blades. Suzie Carmichael is eliminated when an electric ax touches her, Otto Rocket is eliminated when he gets stuck in the mud and can't move, and Jimmy is finally eliminated when a sea monster bites him! Only Norbert, Treeflower, Rocko, Stimpy, Lil, Angelica, and Sandy Cheeks remain. Jorgen says: "We are finally down to 7 campers! Time for the final test! This will determine the ultimate winner!" /

The remaining campers are presented with a magical Fairy Tree. Jorgen says: "This is the last test of endurance for you! You will climb up this tree and then hang upside down on it! The last camper who doesn't fall off the tree wins the challenge! There is no time limit! It will last until all but one camper quits! Campers, climb!" And the challenge endures into early morning. Norbert is the first to fall off the tree due to fatigue, nausea, and dizziness. Angelica says: "This is SO not good for my hair! I'm popular and I can't have my hair looking as though I have fallen out of bed in a hurricane!" Lil says: "Why not? It's fun! Do you want to know something else that is fun?!" Angelica says: "Why do you even THINK that I would want to listen to you?! UGH! I've had enough, I quit!" And she jumps off to land on the ground, but she is unexpectedly semi-crushed when Stimpy unexpectedly falls down on her when he loses his grip! Angelica says: "Get OFF of ME, you clumsy cat!" Ren says: "Way to GO, Stimpy!" Treeflower laughs: "That is TOO funny! I can't...its breathtaking! I can't--(slips off the tree)--I'm sorry! I can't help it! It's too much!" Jimmy says: "Nice concentration, NOT!" Treeflower says: "At least I lasted longer than you! You're in no position to threaten me!" Jimmy says: "You're not exactly the most popular around here you know!" Treeflower says: "You bet I am! Norbert says that he is MADLY in love with me! We've been making out heavily these past few weeks. He even gave me my first kiss after the 3rd challenge. It was WONDERFUL! And the love we share is something that YOU will never know nerd-for-brains!" And as Treeflower walks away, Jimmy menacingly says: "I will NOT be IGNORED!!!!" Sandy says: "You can jump if you want to Lil. I'm a squirrel. I can hang here all day." Rocko says: "Well I come from down under. And I LIVE for the head rush! Has your fur always been orange? Ooh." And he finally falls off the tree. Sniz finally comes on-screen and says: "And it's all over! Since Sandy Cheeks can hang on the tree until we get to Kingdom Come, Sandy and the Screaming Cats are the winners!"

Spongebob says: "You did it Sandy! You're the ultimate champion!" Jorgen says: "You've got a lot of spunk for a squirrel. If you were a fairy, you would definitely be a decorated lieutenant in my unit." Sandy says: "Thank you...I think." Jorgen says: "You're welcome Sandy, you're very welcome!" / That night, the Killer Beavers are facing judgment again. Sniz says: "You've all cast your votes via the secret ballot box. There are 6 campers, but there are only 5 marshmallows. After I call your name, come claim a marshmallow. And the camper, who doesn't receive 1, will be sent onto the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers which will leave the Island forever. And that means you can never come back, EVER! Norbert, Rocko, Otto, Reggie. Campers, this IS the Final marshmallow of the evening. (Dramatic music plays. Treeflower is looking confidant while Jimmy looks unsure.)

Jimmy." Treeflower screams: "WHAT?! YOU PICK THE WEAK GEEK OVER ME?!" Sniz says: "Yes, yes, it's always a shocker when someone gets the boot-off." Norbert says: "That's not POSSIBLE! I know for a fact there were at least 3 of us who didn't vote her off!" Treeflower says: "Norbert is right! I DEMAND a recount!" Sniz snaps his fingers and says: "Fondue, help me help Treeflower to the boat." And as they drag her to the boat, she's kicking and screaming. Treeflower yells: "I do NOT CONCEDE! Let me GO! I was THIS TEAM'S ONLY HOPE! I was an ACTUAL COUNSELOR IN TRAINING! You'll hear from my attorney on this!" As the boat pulls away, Norbert runs toward Treeflower and says: "Wait! I want you to have something, catch!" And Norbert throws a wooden heart to Treeflower, and she asks: "What is it?" Norbert says: "It's a heart representing our love! I gnawed it myself! I'm going to stay, play, and win, for BOTH of us!" Treeflower says: "Oh, I love your carving! I love you! I promise to wait for you until the game is over!" And Norbert waves a tearful good-bye. Meanwhile, Jimmy looks bitterly at the marshmallow.

(Flashback, confessional) Jimmy takes a device and says: "So Treeflower, you doubt the power of MY inventions?! You think it's funny to make fun of ME?! (Zaps the Secret Ballot Box) Let's see how funny YOU think my inventions are now that my text changer has changed all the votes in this box to primarily vote YOU off!" (End flashback and confessional) Jimmy says: "Payback is SO sweet!" / Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win. Treeflower is eliminated, but Jimmy altered the votes so that SHE would be voted off!

[Total Drama Island ( Show Discussion)]

One of my favorite Cartoon Network shows,i love it

Duncan is my fav,Beth is my least fav.

9/10

I totally agree with you about the "Total Drama" series]http://r12.imgfast.net/users/1211/23/64/63/smiles/125508.gif

[Shows that you've seen every episode of]

"Rocko's Modern Life; Camp Lazlo; My Gym Partner's a Monkey; Chowder; Yin Yang Yo; Dragonball Z; Power Rangers Dinothunder; Spaceballs the Series;" and "Squirrel Boy" (Yes, I did watch that show and I actually enjoyed it; I found it quite charming.)

[What'cha playing?]

I'm staying, and I'm ignoring the insults.

[Greatest moment in Spongebob history]

You DON'T find nudity in "Spongebob Squarepants" funny?! I'm not sure whether you're sick or if I just have a weird sense of humor, or both.

[What'cha playing?]

If ANY of what you said was the truth, I wouldn't have come here in the first place! I have been an entrenched member of TV.com for four and a half long years now, so I'm the LAST person who should be called a NOOB on this website! So you don't like all the ideas and quotes I say? No problem, I can stop with my ending quotation of 'enough said,' easily. You won't see any 'true believers' on THIS website anymore.

[Total Cartoon Paradise City!]

Former TV.com viewers/readers may remember me and my series of "Total Cartoon Island" from TV.com, and while I DID initially like posting my episodes on that website, the site on the "Spongebob Squarepants" forum topics has become a ghost town, and there's no thrill in posting there anymore. So I'm moving operations from TV.com to this website, but just so that potentially new readers/viewers aren't confused, instead of picking up from my newest episode, I feel that I should start at the beginning. Fortunately, in the spirit of "Dragonball GT," I've decided that in a special twist, I will gloss over the first 11 episodes of "Total Cartoon Island" via way of the recap episode of "Dragonball GT" called "A Grand Problem," where the beginning, not as exciting early episodes are condensed and therefore, made more exciting. This is a hybrid brand new/old recap episode of episodes I've already written, featuring the characters that have already left the game show and the challenges that have already occurred. This is an alternate way of presenting the events of Episode 11, as this recap episode will set up the action for all of the future episodes of my series to follow. Also, if I feel the need to, I may tweak some parts of some episodes in order to make certain characters more themselves and not parodies of "Total Drama" characters. Consider calling the following story idea: Episode 11 Redux! Edit Update: Starting after the "Total Cartoon Action" episode, "The Grand Finish! It's Not Over 'Til It's Over!"; the series will be upgraded from being rated General to being rated PG. Also, expect me to update some posts with some story ideas that have been previously lost, but shall now be "Re-discovered," and added back into the continuity with the new PG rating! (NOTE: TV series is rated TV-G, for General Audiences Everywhere for seasons one and two of the "Total Cartoon" series, TV series is rated TV-PG starting with the "Total Cartoon Action" Reunion special.) Edit Update: Topic is now OFFICIALLY called "Total Cartoon Paradise City!"

"The Greatest Game Show On Earth!" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Welcome to a special recap episode of Total Cartoon Island, a cartoon reality game show featuring your favorite Nicktoons, especially characters from "Spongebob Squarepants." This game show started with 22 contestants split into two teams with 11 contestants for each team. Their goal is simple. The teams are competing against each other for a chance to win $150,000 in cash money, and lets face the facts; most of them will probably blow that money in the week. While the goal is simple, the obstacles put between the contestants and their chances to win the $150,000 are anything BUT easy! The two teams have to face hard challenges for invincibility, in order to avoid the elimination ceremony, and from walking the dreaded Dock of Shame. Already we've had 9 contestants eliminated, 2 contestants return, 1 contestant eliminated a SECOND time, and a NEW contestant join after the game had already started! But don't take MY word for it! Listen to the contestants themselves as they reminisce in this upcoming episode of "Total Cartoon Island!"" (Festive music plays and snow falls over the opening sequence for this Christmas episode only.) Camp Nickelodeon is all decorated for Christmas, as there are wreathes, ribbons, holly, angels, LED blinking lights, tinsel, popcorn string, mistletoe, ornaments, and snow as far as the eye can see. Sniz announces over the loudspeaker to wake all the campers up! Sniz says: "Listen up campers! Be sure to dress warm today! It's the season for giving and the giving will start in the cafeteria in 10 minutes! / I'm glad you're all here. I know you campers have some differences with each other, but I'm asking you to put that aside for now. Because this is going to be a happy challenge, especially for a bunch of lucky orphans! You see, Camp Nickelodeon believes in making dreams come true. And today, you'll be making 1,000 dreams come true. In this challenge, all you have to do is wrap up all the gifts in the cafeteria, and sort them out to where they are going. Then using the naughty or nice list, you'll have to determine whether someone deserves a gift, or if it should go to someone else. Whichever team does the best job overall wins invincibility for their team, as well as their favorite Christmas presents as a bonus! The losers will send someone home!"

(Confessional) Ren says: "I was hoping for something special, but nobody sent ME a Christmas card this year! I almost wish that there were no holiday season! I already know I'm not the most popular cartoon around! Why does there have to be a holiday season to emphasize it? It could always be worse, though. I could've ended up like Roger Plotz." (Flashback.) Ren narrates: "It was the first challenge we had. We had to jump off a cliff into shark infested waters, than put together a good hot-tub. My team of the Screaming Cats did an excellent job of working together. But the Killer Beavers were another story. They sucked royally, and were originally considering sending either Treeflower of Chuckie Finster home. Until Roger Plotz opened his big mouth." (Roger: "I just don't get why we lost! I mean, THEIR team is the one with six girls! Everyone knows that boys are better and superior to girls. My dad says I should help out the girls, in case they can't keep up!") Ren says: "Needless to say, THAT comment didn't sit well with the female contestants on the Killer Beavers, and Roger Plotz was the first contestant sent packing." (End flashback.) Ren says: "To make a long story short, I'm sure glad I'm not THAT guy!" / Spongebob says: "I love the winter, because I can catch snowflakes on my tongue, and its fun! One thing that WASN'T fun though, was watching Helga G. Patacki lose." (Flashback.) Spongebob narrates: "After a grueling run and an intense eat-off, Sniz expected us to keep our will strong by NOT falling asleep. I didn't worry, because I thought our team could and WOULD dominate. Thankfully, my friend, my girl pal Sandy Cheeks with her brains and her endless wits, would see to it that our team was going to win no matter HOW tired any of us got. Even after I finally succumbed to slumber, Sandy Cheeks prevailed and we won another challenge. But there was trouble at the Killer Beavers campsite. Helga G. Patacki was freaking out about her cell phone missing, and she accused her teammates of stealing it. But as it turns out, Helga had actually dropped her cell phone at the camp site, and Angelica Pickles found it. While Helga admitted that she made a mistake, it didn't sit well with her teammates, and she became the second contestant eliminated. In the seventh episode, when we all had to face our worst fears, Helga tried to make a comeback as a contestant who had a chance to be reinstated as a prize for the winning team. She tried to intimidate her teammates into making SURE they won, but Reggie lost it for the Killer Beavers, so Helga was sent packing again with my best friend, Patrick Star." (End flashback.)

Spongebob says: "I'll tell you one thing, it was a REAL shame to lose Patrick. I wonder if he's doing well at the place where the Boat of Losers ended up taking him?" / Jimmy says: "The snow needs sugar." / Treeflower says: "I actually think it is much too early. I NEVER eat DECEMBER snowflakes. I always wait until January." / Jimmy says: "Still, I think the snow looks all right to me." / Reggie says: "Incidentally, I know how Ren feels all about this Christmas business, Getting depressed and everything. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of toys, or a bicycle or clothes, or something like that. What I really want is real estate. One thing I DON'T want is to see Daggett again! He was SO annoying, that I'm not even going to BOTHER flashing back to his elimination episode. The only good thing about that episode was that we got a new team-mate in Bunny." / Patty says: "I wonder if I can contact Santa Claus with this Confessional. I think that I'll try it! Dear Santa Claus, how have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been EXTRA good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want. (Pulls out list) Please note the size and color of each gift, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself and just send money, preferably in $10's and $20's. All I want is what I've got coming to me, like my boyfriend, Doug Funny. I lost him in the ninth episode after the Expression challenge where Doug was eliminated, and now I want Doug back. All I want is my fair share." / Norbert says: "Let's face it. We all know Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by the same people who promote Easter and St. Patrick's Day you know." / Lil says: "Do you know what would make this Christmas perfect? A great big shiny aluminum Christmas tree! Maybe painted pink! That would REALLY bring Christmas close to a person!" / Rocko says: "Australia is one of the few countries I know of where Christmas takes place during the summer. I wonder if that Aang guy from "Avatar, the Last Airbender" celebrates Christmas? He wasn't even on my team, but I think Angelica messed up his talent performance in the talent challenge in the fifth episode, leading to Aang's elimination. I'm keeping my eye on Angelica." / Suzie says: "Personally, I prefer to celebrate Kwanzaa myself. But Christmas is a good holiday to. Chuckie Finster would agree with me if he were still here, until he decided to be an attention hog liar and fake an injury in order to get out of the challenge. I'm glad we eliminated THAT jerk after the Skull Island challenge!" / Sandy says: "I've got a good feeling about this challenge. I think the Screaming Cat's can win this one. Now that Phoebe's Tiki Idol is no longer cursing our team to Phoebe's elimination in the Cooking challenge, there's nothing to stop the Screaming Cats from going all the way to the top!" / Stimpy says: "It's all about the magic! You've just got to believe in yourself and your team. And I believe in all of them! Even Ren! He might have been eliminated once, but I don't think he's going to get eliminated again!"

(Flashback.) Stimpy Narrates: "Both teams had to compete in a baseball challenge. At first, things were looking good. The Killer Beavers had no sport talent save for Reggie and Otto Rocket, while Ren and I were dominating the game. But then Otto busted out a really TRICKY technique, and got their team back in the game! But it ended up being Jimmy Neutron who made the last out, causing our team to lose! Ren lost his patience and snapped at all of our teammates who didn't perform as well as Ren and myself. Of course, Ren realized he messed up and I tried to apologize on his behalf, but it wasn't enough at the time. Ren was voted off, but he finally got the opportunity to redeem himself in the seventh episode when we all faced our worst fears. Ren Hoek was to be the Screaming Cats prize as a contestant we could reinstate should our team win the challenge. Ren had learned to become a calm, nicer dog and was no longer freaking out as he had in that one unfortunate moment. With Ren's help, our team won the challenge, allowing Ren to get back in the game." (End flashback.) Stimpy says: "As long as Ren is on a team with me, I feel as though I can accomplish anything!" (End confessional)

Sniz says: "Starting at 8 AM, you have 10 hours to do all the wrapping and sorting. I hope the best team wins this challenge. On your marks, get set, (Jingle!) go!" And the two teams begin their packing! Ren, Spongebob, Patty, Lil, Rocko, Suzie, Sandy, and Stimpy all turn out to be good gift wrappers, and they make good decisions about who should get the Christmas gifts! Jimmy and Bunny waste time with inventions that do more harm then good when wrapping the Christmas presents, Reggie's clumsiness slows down the wrapping of the Christmas gifts, Otto and Angelica don't even try, Treeflower and Norbert only do okay. So at 6 PM, it's time for Sniz to decide which team has done the better job. Sniz says: "The Screaming Cats, you win! You've wrapped 642 gifts and correctly sorted out gifts for 96% of them! Killer Beavers, you lose since you wrapped only 358 gifts and only correctly sorted out 32% of them. So one of you Killer Beavers will be HOME for Christmas!" / At the bonfire, the Killer Beavers are facing judgment. Sniz says: "In addition to getting a marshmallow, you will also get hot cocoa to enjoy for this Christmas vote-off. I've got 7 campers but only 6 marshmallows. When I call your name, come up to claim a marshmallow. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow must immediately go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can never come back, EVER! Rocko, Norbert, Treeflower, Reggie, Otto. Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening.

(Dramatic music plays.) Jimmy. Sorry Bunny, it looks like you have to hop on the bunny trail back home." Bunny says: "I would've done SO much better if this was an Easter competition!" And he jumps to the Boat of Losers. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight." (Confessional) Otto says: "I don't wonder what Angelica is going to get for Christmas, I KNOW! She's going to get coal because she's been a MEAN little lady! There's no way that she's NOT on the Naughty list! At least I'm honest with others, so I think there's a good chance I could get something good this year. One can always hope." (End confessional) Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win, and Bunny from "The Angry Beavers" is eliminated.

[What'cha playing?]

You can't ban him, he is an admin so he can ban you dumbass

Well that STILL doesn't give him or you the right to insult me, and I WANT to have fun, not get into fights. Of course, its very HARD for me to NOT get into fights when people insult me like that. I don't want to have any flame wars start between anybody on this website, so can we PLEASE just try to get along?

[Crash Bandicoot]

You didn't like Crash Warped?

I haven't PLAYED "Crash Warped" yet, and I can't very well say that I like or dislike something honestly if I haven't played it yet. :idea:

[Greatest moment in Spongebob history]

Personally, I thought it was an epically AWESOME moment when Spongebob traded his clothes for Le Spatuler and then went to work naked in "All That Glitters!" It just goes to show you that for Mr. Krabs, the proper clothing is NOT the top priority, flipping Krabby Patties is. :idea: Enough said!

[Favorite and least favorite episode from each season]

Season One: Best, "Nature Pants;" Worst, "Reef Blower" (too short.) Season Two: Best, "The Chaperon;" Worst, "Texas" (Three words: George W. Bush!) Season Three: Best, "Pranks a Lot;" Worst, "Missing Identity." Season Four: Best, "All That Glitters" (Best episode EVER so far!) Worst, "Enemy In Law." Season Five: Best, "Born to Be Wild/Best Frenemies" (tie); Worst, "To Love a Patty/Breath of Fresh Squidward" (tie.) Season Six: Best, "Pest of the West" (honorable mention goes to "Whobob Whatpants?") Worst, "Atlantis Squarepantis" (WORST episode EVER so far, and dishonorable mention goes to "Boating Buddies.") Season Seven: Best, "Overbooked;" Worst, "Growth Spout" (it just didn't make much sense for me.) :idea: Season Eight: (So far.) Best, "Truth or Sponge" (Spongebob and Sandy get MARRIED!!!!) Worst, "Clash of Triton." Those episodes are all of my picks for every seasons best, and worst! :!: Enough said!

[The Official Spandy Topic]

Spandy = EPIC AWESOME!!!! Enough said!

 

[Crash Bandicoot]

I actually liked "Crash of the Titans" when I played the Game Boy Advance version, I also hearted "Crash: Ripto's Rampage;" and "Crash Bandicoot 2 N.Tranced." :idea: Enough said!

[What'cha playing?]

I'm playing a bunch of games! "Paper Mario" on Wii Virtual Console, "Breath of Fire" for the Game Boy Advance via Nintendo DS, "Over the Hedge" Nintendo DS version, "Drawn Into Life," and "Super Smash Bros. Brawl!" :idea: Obviously, I'm not playing them all at the same time, and I do NOT 'pleasure myself' as you so sickly suggest! YOU make me SICK!