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You Fucked Up - Ween
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Crushing was the best character in this. It's funny because it's true. I'm admittedly the most guilty of turning the left cheek too much. Like Homie, I'm glad we have long, off-topic arguments on serious discussions. Glad you enjoy them too. X3
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Happy birthday and cheers to the site's founder!
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I just wish the site would go defunct at this point and that the company would restructure itself, that Mike and the Walker brothers would just pack their shit and get out instead of continuing to make everyone miserable. I did admittedly lose interest in anything they had on the site half a decade ago (despite watching NC a few times on YT before my interest in him completely dropped off) and had been hearing rumors about mismanagement on the site since that time as well, but I did not expect it to get this bad. If there was a conceivable way for them to fix the site and turn this all around, more power to that, but nothing so far has been able to convince me that it's not the site's time to go.
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https://screenrant.com/stan-lee-elder-abuse-controversy-timeline/
Joanie C. Lee has been accused of both verbal and physical abuse of her parents, Marvel Comics publisher, Stan Lee, and his wife in a notarized legal document. The document, which details these allegations and also calls out three friends of J.C. Lee, Jerardo "Jerry" Olivarez, Keya Morgan, and Kirk Schenck as complicit in attempting to seize control of his assets, has been issued by Stan Lee's attorney, Tom Lallas, and signed by Stan Lee himself. Recently, Keya Morgan, has sent out two videos to the press showing Stan Lee himself denying the document's legitimacy, claiming he signed it not knowing the document's full entail. However, much of Stan Lee's fanbase is skeptical of this denial, feeling that Stan Lee is worried of the potential consequences of continuing to speak out. Whatever is transpiring, fans of the Marvel icon feel a greater cause than ever to be concerned.
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No 4Kidz pirate rap? smh
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Holy shoot, this episode was filled with all sorts of stuff I was not expecting at all. I thought Vexacus was going to die like Broodwing did, but then he survived. I thought the episode would end with Meritel saving the day, but then it went on to have the heroes finish off (for now, I'd presume) Beast. And then came the end twists with Skipper and Deckel. Definitely the best mid-season finale thus far, you've shown a lot of talent for subverting our expectations.
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Episode 10: The Crazy Truth
“Is the crazy truth that this is my first time watching actual porn?” Tron kept up the running gag with her reacting to the titles.
“Oh yeah...welcome to my raping rampage, bitch.” Hayden taunted Jjs as he took pleasure in living out his dark fantasy despite Jjs’ discomfort.
“jcm that’s gross” SOF remarked in disgust as Hayden quite literally rode Jjs’ ass with his dickish behavior.
“SOF, watch your mouth! You know homophobic language is not allowed!” hilaryfan80 warned him, offended that he was disgusted by this offensive scene.
“but rap is wang” SOF argued.
“You don’t like rap?” Aquatic Nuggets replied with indignance. “do you also hate the ability to breathe”
“Yo.” Jjs said, muffled with Hayden now cramming his dick down Jjs’ mouth and into his throat.
“Alright, that’s good enough for me.” the shady character said, putting away his phone, satisfied with the footage he got.
“Aww, but I wanted to see more hawt throatfucking. :(“ Tron remarked in disappointment, garnering weird looks from the SBC members as the shady character just covered his mouth and snickered.
“I guess that’s why he called himself Deepthroat…” he joked to himself as he thought about how big of a scandal he could start with the footage he now had. “Now then, being a man of my word, I will give you two the power you seek. All I have to do is teach you a very simple technique.”
“That’s all we have to do to acquire new strength?” Jjs questioned. “Feels like a bit of an asspull if you ask me.”
“Well, you better get used to that…” Hayden cheekily remarked as he pulled some of his cum out of Jjs’ buns.
“i remember pulling the ass in my lits” SOF chimed in. “technique also sound like something from ms old pony lit good thing his writing come long way from there”
“Oh yeah,” snarked Hayden sarcastically as he, a rapist, looked upon SOF’s pony self, “he’s a writing god now, he’s immortal…”
“do i hear someone giving metal snake a hard time” Tron interjected, raising an eyebrow.
“lmfao” Steel Wu guffawed. “Metal Snake and Tron’s relationship may be annoying, but I see where they’re going with it.”
“Ugh…” Jjs grunted. “Please tell me that we won’t end up like them when we get our powers.”
“I can make no guarantees…” the shady character explained. “Because it all depends on how well you two are able to fuse together…”
“...Fuse?” Jjs responded, bemused. “You mean like a Steven Universe fusion?”
“What do you think the gay sex was for?” the shady character joked. “Now then, follow my lead. Stand apart, shape both your hands like guns, clear your thoughts about what the SJWs would say, and then put your hands together while shouting...YU-GO-FU-SION!”
Jjs and Hayden obeyed, and with the cry of “YUGO FUSION!”, followed by a blinding flash of light, a new hero emerged. From the merge of Jjs and Hayden a demon ninja dressed in a red outfit appeared, and his name was Jayden...Yuki.
“Oh no...OH NO!” Jayden Yuki cried as he looked at his new form. “This is TERRIBLE! I NEVER WATCHED YU-GI-OH! G/X!”
“Too late, too bad.” the shady character said without sympathy as his voice began to sound more like Crazy Celes’. “BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO DUEL!”
With that, Steel Wu’s eyes began emitting a dark aura as he made a sword appear from aura flowing to his hand. He lunged towards Jayden with his sword ready as SOF began charging a magic blast in his horn. A blinding flash of light shined throughout the whole area as SOF remembered how this all started…
The sound of a plane crashing was heard as the scene shifted back to the spiral that was attempting to suck Adrian and Felix Bruce into it. After consuming the potions, Adrian and Felix were now powerful enough to grip the ground below them hard enough to avoid getting pulled in, with Elastic already being able to keep himself firm with his Yo-Kai powers.
“YOU THINK THAT’LL BE ENOUGH TO SAVE YOU?!” the monster speaking through the spiral shouted. “DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT ELSE HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU WENT IN THE SPIRAL?! RECALL THE STORY OF NOIMMAN AND THE DEVIL?!”
Adrian’s eyes went wide open as she did indeed recall, while Felix looked over at Elasticorn’s horn, mysteriously buzzing upon hearing mention of the devil...
“Lightning came down from heaven and Satan fell…” Adrian said blankly, never being able to forget that iconic quote from the gospel’s description of the devil.
“I liek Satanism.” Elasticorn chimed in, talking in a dopey, happy tone.
Above the three, a massive cumulonimbus was beginning to form beside the spiral. Friction from the manti’s clapping hands was being sucked up to the cloud and filling it with lightning…
“YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU INSIST ON LINGERING THERE…” the monster declared. “I’LL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT! SURRENDER NOW AND ALLOW YOURSELVES BE SUCKED IN OR ELSE YOU’LL BE GONE WITH THE THUNDERCLAP!”
“Alright, we surrender!” Felix cried. “We give ourselves up!”
“Finally, this shitty scene can end-” Elasticorn interjected before he was interrupted by Adrian’s objection…
“What?! We can’t give up just like that! We have to think of another way!”
“GOD DAMN IT!” Elasticorn yelled.
“I already have…” Felix whispered. “Just hold on for a little while longer…”
“Fuck this, I’m out.” Elasticorn said in frustration as he deliberately allowed himself to be sucked in as Felix briefly followed. Soon, Adrian followed as well, gripping something in her hands in anger as all three were pulled closer into the spiral.
“YES!” the monster proclaimed happily. “I WON! I GOT-”
However, the monster was interrupted by Felix tossing a pen brimming with electric vibrations at the spiral. In defense, the monster pulled the cumulonimbus in front of the spiral to absorb the pen in and strike the trio down with a lightning bolt...only for the lightning bolt to be absorbed by Elasticorn’s horn, which acted as a lightning rod. Since he was now above Adrian and Felix, he was able to protect them.
“NO!” the monster yelled. “THAT YO-KAI IS NO ORDINARY UNICORN...HE’S A KIRIN! BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! I CAN STILL SUCK YOU IN!”
“SUCK ON THIS!” Adrian bellowed as she knocked Felix and Elasticorn back with her arms and let go of what was in her hands...dirt. A mass quantity of dirt was sucked into the spiral, which was also an eye…
“AGGGAAAHHH!” the monster hollered in pain. “MY EYE! MY EYE...S…”
The monster then had a memory of taking out a teenage boy’s eyes and destroying them...this memory also flashed Adrian and Felix’s minds as a familiar creature slipped out of the spiral…
“Crazy Celes?!” they exclaimed as they saw the upper half of her body hang out of the spiral. “How did you get here?!”
“I’m everywhere now…” Crazy Celes answered menacingly. “Thanks to the pact I made with the Illumichati…”
The network executive from before who had been watching the show slowly shut his computer...
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Over It - Bullet for My Valentine
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Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
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Basket Case - Green Day
This song continues to fail to get old...
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Yup, already a topic. Don't worry though, I'll just merge the two.
I also really like this show. Not my favorite animanga series currently running right now, that would be a contest between Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Hunter X Hunter, but still pretty awesome. I love the unique stuff it's done with a premise seen so many times like a superhero school and every character has something about them to like.
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Emperor's New Clothes (Nathan Sharp cover) - Panic! at the Disco
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I always love it when an epic episode makes me feel like I'm reading a two-part finale. Things really started getting juicy for me when Beast admitted his evil plan involved manipulating the emotions of the monsters, which finally got The Four Fingers to betray him. Elana was amazing in the last fight too, bringing back the old Ramos and leaving me in disbelief at how much I missed him.
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Episode 9: Ninja Jayden: Hayden Harem
“Kinky :3” Tron reacted to the title as she licked her lips. “But still, can someone please just tell me what a ninja gaiden is?”
“You keep mispronouncing it “gay-den”...” the shady character said with a sigh. “It’s “guy-den”.”
“It’s mostly a den of guys down here.” Tron joked. “You all have sausages, I don’t.”
“WOULD YOU QUIT STANDING AROUND AND KILL EVERYONE ALREADY?!” Steel Wu shrieked. “What are you doing? JUST RUN!”
“...Huh?” Jjs went in response to the supernatural creature’s inconsistent dialogue. “What is this, Bikini Top?”
“Mind him, he has a mental disorder.” the shady character explained. “Crazy Celes has made all of you a bit crazier than normal, but he’s a special case, for the mixture of Wumbo’s mind and Steel’s had some...odd results. But so long as he’s under the control of the all-seeing eye, he won’t harm you until he’s given the order.”
“Illuminati confirmed” JCM joked at the mention of the all-seeing eye.
“Wait, until?!” Hayden yelled. “You mean he can attack at any time out of your control?”
“Take it as motivation to hurry up with your decision.” the shady character told them nonchalantly. “Just relax knowing you’re safe until the master decides to pull the strings on its puppet…”
“Only until the string is pulled…” Jjs thought in frustration. “Yeah, of course I wouldn’t be nervous only up until that point! It’s no use, I have to decide now before everyone is put in danger...”
“Fine.” he told the character. “I’m ready to make a deal.”
“Heh heh heh heh heh…” the character laughed in response.
Meanwhile, close to where Adrian and Felix were, SOF was having a similar laugh as he looked at the eye floating in the sky.
“lol another GF reference” he remarked.
SOF soon realized, however, that the eye was more than an innocent Gravity Falls reference, as strange and unsightly creatures he could never even imagine being in Phineas and Ferb began to crawl out of it. Manti smaller than the ones the SBCers met began to swarm and fly around Adrian, Felix, and Elasticorn, and these manti did not have blades in place of their front legs, rather...ordinary human hands.
“Morir es vivir, morir es vivir…” the manti chanted a prayer ominously as they held hands and began to circle around the trio just slightly above the ground while clapping their hands louder and faster the more they spun around.
“Dead or Alive?” Elasticorn interjected, still stoned.
“I think you mean “To die is to live”.” Felix corrected Elasticorn, thinking that he was trying to guess the Spanish to English translation, not realizing that it was just a random coincidence.
“Let us out of here, fuckers!” Adrian cried as she tried to stab kick the manti with her cleats but was knocked back to the ground, her attack being repelled by the force created by the spin.
“Feh…” she grunted as she put on her knuckle dusters. “If you can’t squash a bug with your feet, squash it with your hands…”
Adrian then got up and tried delivering a series of punches to the manti as they continued to spin, but they remained unphased, while Adrian began to feel a recognizable pain in her fists…
“UGH!” she yelled as she pulled her hands back and had an expression of worry on her face as she saw that her hands had a pattern of small cuts on them. “How...the fuck…”
“Please, don’t hurt yourself anymore.” Felix pleaded, putting a hand on his sister’s shoulder. “If they’re invulnerable to our attacks from the inside, we’ll have to try the outside. With the help of one of my potions, you’ll be able to do your spinning cyclone uppercut and jump up out…”
“NOT AN OPTION, I’M AFRAID.” the voice of the mantis monster boomed, speaking from the eye above them. “BECAUSE WHERE I WANT YOU TO GO, BELIEVE IT OR NOT...IS UP.”
“Sorry, Pixar movies aren’t my thing whatsoever…” Elasticorn continued babbling in a daze.
“Shit…” Felix swore, knowing something really bad was coming as the air grew more unpleasant, and pulled out two blue vials from out of his coat. “We’re both going to have take one…”
As the two both drank what was in the bottles, they saw the eye above them begin to change shape into a familiar form, and knew what was coming as they sensed a familiar evil…
“It’s back...the spiral…”
SOF, seeing the eye in the air become a spiral, became hypnotized by its mesmerizing swirl, and a voice began to speak in his head…
“Everyone here is doing fine on their own. Go to the prison where your friend Jjs is being held, I’m sure he could use your help more than these three.”
Under the control of the evil force that hypnotized him, SOF obeyed, and teleported to the prison. He knew where it was now that the force had invaded his mind and shown him the location. When he arrived inside the prison hall where the SBCers were, however, he was shown something he did not expect to invade his mind...Jjs and Hayden having anal sex on the floor. The shady character gave a menacing laugh as he filmed them having sex with his cell phone and said to himself giddily in thought…
“Oh yes, this will be the perfect dirt for taking them down...when this gets out, things are going to start getting, very, very, crazy…”
With that final word, the ominous laugh of Crazy Celes could be heard from the darkness…
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To make it up to you guys for accidentally falsely getting your hopes up last summer...
I'm going to get your hopes up right this time. Michael Jelenic, co-creator of Teen Titans Go!, said that he could "almost guarantee" the original show's return at WonderCon. Greg Cipes, Beast Boy's voice actor, backed up the validity of this statement when asked by a fan if it was true.
Though we have yet to see any official footage, the fact that Young Justice was able to be brought back from the dead accompanied by the impressively high ratings of the reruns of the original show on Cartoon Network makes it very likely that all of this is legitimate.
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In before Game Theory jokes.
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Kind of saw this coming after Butch Hartman's departure from the company, and to be honest, I'm kind of glad despite not being a watcher of Nickelodeon anymore. I'm one of the people who thought the quality of Schneider's Bakery shows as a whole was going massively down the drain since the later seasons of iCarly, so I feel this is for the best.
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WOW THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE I DON'T USE THE X3 SMILEY THAT MUCH
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Saturday Night (Amen) - Panic! At the Disco
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Cool to see that Deckel's a samurai now. I loved seeing the beasts fighting with ghosts. Good thing the heroes showed up to help that psychic village when they did, because by Pokemon logic, they'd be doomed. And by samurai code, Whiger actually had it better than Magmox and Gelatos, dying with honor rather than rotting in jail. The ending was awesome too. >:)
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An ode to Venoct from Yo-Kai Watch before I change up my avatar and sig again...
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Even though I'm more interested in trying out its parent series, Shin Megami Tensei, I don't want to avoid Persona 5 forever because it looks like some cool shit. Love how an anime-style game with traditional, turn-based RPG combat has made it big in the current market.
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The Annoying Song - Butthole Surfers