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    The Loud House

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    m'kay, we don't need another 1j1 around here. 

    Anyway, I think Loud House is pretty great so far. It's not up to the standards of Harvey Beaks, but I think it definitely stands out as one of Nick's strongest efforts in a while. Definitely excited to see the direction it goes.

    198a. Sharks vs. Pods

    in Season 9

    Posted

    I'm not even sure where to start. This episode started out promising, but it turned into a huge disappointment halfway in. I get that the whole dance-off twist was supposed to be funny, but it was so in-your-face thrown in there that it was more confusing than funny. The twist with Squidward being in the pods was lame, and Mr. Krabs and Patrick were thrown in there at the end out of nowhere. And the cops... were inexplicably Irish? 

    I'm still struggling to figure out how to react to this episode. It's like the writers couldn't decide what it should be about. I mean, we've had plotless episodes before like Night Light, but this... this was just a jumbled up mess of confusion.

    Alright, rant over. Let's see how many people disagree with me. ?

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    Upcoming Season 9 Episodes

    in SpongeBob Episodes

    Posted

    On November 7, 2015 at 5:46 PM, jjsthekid said:

    Credit goes to Lego Spongy for finding this on SBM. Tom Kenny apparently revealed a future episode plot at the Rhode Island Comic Con:

    "The main plot idea is that Sandy's tree grows way too many walnuts, and something about a scallop character is what I remember."

    Looks like the plot of Sandy's Nutmare.

    196a. The Fishbowl

    in Season 9

    Posted

    One of the most boring episodes ever. I expected Sandy to follow SB and Pat around during the day and observe them in secret, or something like that anyway... but instead we got 11 minutes of SpongeBob and Patrick staying in the same place and Patrick being an out of character ass. The only remotely funny joke was the running gag of Squidward trying to get free ice cream, and like Fa said to me in PC, it's bad when minor Squid abuse is the best part of an episode. 

    Great premise, beyond lackluster execution.

    2/10

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    198a. Sharks vs. Pods

    in Season 9

    Posted

    On April 29, 2016 at 8:13 PM, 4EverGreen said:

    This should be interesting, we don't see sharks a lot on "Spongebob Squarepants." To my knowledge (without doing an internet search), so far; the only time sharks have been SEEN on "Spongebob Squarepants" so far, has been for a brief scene in the episode segment "SpongeGuard on Duty."

    The Anchor Arms commercial guy was a shark (and a jerk), and the boating instructor in Mrs. Puff You're Fired was a shark too.

    Massive East Coast Blizzard

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    Didn't see a topic for this, so let's discuss. The past few days have been filled with snow for those of us on the East Coast. How's everyone holding up? We're doing okay here in Northern VA, despite a whopping 30 inches of snow over the span of nearly two days. Dunno when places will open again, but tomorrow is definitely another off day for everyone. 

    Ah yeah, I also took the liberty of capturing the entire thing from my bedroom window in a quick time lapse video. If you weren't (un)lucky enough to experience this blizzard, this should give you an idea of what us East Coasters have been facing.

     

     

    Closest major city you live to?

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    17 hours ago, Teamwork said:

    I said "a lot", I didn't say everyone.  But yeah, they seem pretty chill.

    It really depends on the area. I lived in a neighborhood for a few years which was... less than pleasant, let's just say that. Generally speaking it's a hit or miss kinda thing, and I guess Fa and I have mostly just gotten lucky. :P

    Ten Minute Tales

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 3 "Clowning Around"

    It was a day much like any other. Bully and Betty were in their rooms when they heard a mysterious knock at the door, so they went to answer it.

    It was a clown.

    "Duh, hiya!" said the clown. "Is this the birthday party of Charlie Roskochaznit?"

    "Fuck off, creepo!" said Billy, slamming the door extra hard.

    There was another knock.

    "Hey there little girl," the clown said again.

    "I'm 17..." Betty said under her breath. 

    "Are you sure? That's a lot of candles..." said the clown.

    "Will you just go away already?" asked Billy.

    "Errrr... I don't think so," the clown paused for a moment. "I think I'd like some uhhh... errrr..." He reached inside and pulled out a conveniently placed piggy bank. "Ah yes, that'll do."

    And so the clown ran off with Billy and Betty's life savings. They weren't sure exactly what just happened but instead of doing the sensible thing and calling the police, they took chase and followed the clown all over the city of Chingydingyburg.

    They followed the clown into a forest where he finally sat down on a log and reevaluated his thinking.

    "Aww geez..." he said with a tear falling out of his eye and messing up his freaky ass makeup. "Clowns should be making people laugh. Not stealing stuff from them..." He decided the right thing to do was to return the piggy bank and put up an ad so he could start performing at children's birthday parties.

    Unfortunately before the clown could act upon his epiphany, Billy and Betty came in out of nowhere and knocked him in the head with a tree branch. I guess clowns aren't very durable or some shit because that clown was deader than disco. 

    The end...?

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    Ten Minute Tales

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 2 "OMJ the Wrestler"

    "Be a Champion!" the sign read. "All you have to do is beat the shit out of somebody and you're a damn winner!" 

    That sounded good to OMJ. Beating the shit out of somebody anyway. He could care less about being a damn winner as long as he got to kick some ass. So our hero went to a nondescript wrestling arena and prepped himself for the contest.

    "In this corner!" said the referee, "Old Man Jughead!"

    "JENKINS, bro," corrected OMJ.

    "Jughead!" repeated the referee. "And in this corner... Elastic!"

    Suddenly a large anthropomorphic rubber band appeared in the corner opposite of OMJ. At that point he knew he was screwed because he knew the old rubber and glue saying. Alright fine, he wasn't glue but he'd certainly bounce off of Elastic. But he didn't come all this way for nothing. No, he had to give it his all and be a damn winner! 

    The bell rang and OMJ grabbed two ends of Elastic and (surprisingly easily) shot him through the glass ceiling and on top of the world's largest rubber band ball. In a wrestling match more pathetic than Carly holding onto Shelby Marx's leg, OMJ showed that he truly was a damn winner!

    The end, bro

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    Ten Minute Tales

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted · Edited by jjsthekid

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    Imagine... you've been given a topic... you have to write something, but there's a catch. The deadline... is in 10 minutes. Frantically you race to put together a conceivable story, writing down whatever pops into your head. Half the time you don't even know what you're writing. The result could be really funny, really stupid, or make absolutely no sense. But that doesn't matter. What matters is meeting that deadline...

    What can one possibly turn out in the ridiculously short time of 10 minutes? I'm glad you asked...

     

     

    Episode 1 "Oh Bother"

    Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh was playing with his very dear friend Piglet. Not like that, you fucking pervert. Anyway, the two friends were on top of a hill chasing a butterfly when Pooh tripped over a log and fell on his fat ass. 

    "Oh bother..." moaned Pooh. He'd already fallen on his ass fifteen times today, and this wasn't making the rectal trauma any easier for him. 

    "Oh d-d-dear..." shivered Piglet. "One more fall and who knows what'll happen?!"

    "You mean like this?" Pooh said as he purposefully fell over and landed on a jagged rock.

    "Pooh, you fucking dipshit..." facepalmed Piglet. "I suppose it's a good thing Owl knows surgery. He's replaced Eeyore's tail lots of times, so I imagine removing something shouldn't be much different."

    "You mean I'll lose my ass?" cried Pooh.

    "It's either that or no more honey!" 

    "...anything else you'd like to remove, Piglet?"

    So Piglet hauled Pooh over to Owl's house with a trail of stuffing leaking out of Pooh's torn ass. Owl took one look and right away said, "Ho ho! This reminds me of the time my great uncle Edgar broke his left wing. He--"

    "JUST CUT OFF HIS ASS ALREADY!!" Piglet yelled impatiently.

    And so Pooh's ass was removed and although the silly old bear felt somewhat saddened that he couldn't sit anymore, he found that honey was the right thing to assuage the situation.

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