Wumbo

so uh... this new Nickelback song is not the worst thing ever?

waiting for the day when I can google "that one indie song that sounds like every other indie song" and get the song I'm looking for

so Future's not bragging about his car having park assist in that new song huh

why does this make me laugh so hard 

you make me come
you make me complete
you make me completely miserable

I'm here too!!

dog police

Two absolute comedy legends gone in such a short amount of time. RIP Dick Gregory and Jerry Lewis.

I can take blink-182 and Sum 41 at their douchiest, but I can't take more then two seconds of SR-71's "Right Now".

the fact that Rob Schneider's DNA exists in Elle King still mystifies me

"Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order is like the only song that matters to me anymore

No, I'm not going to hit the quan. The quan never did anything to me.

THE SKEETERS START BUZZIN ROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR

put a tin can, in your butt

or put a little tiny man, in your butt

why are the goo goo dolls in their fifties what happened

either a week has three days now or somethin screwy's happenin with Billboard

If the purpose of a mashup is nothing more than to highlight the fact that two songs sound like similar bland mush, then don't make the mashup.

Bruno Mars is officially a better Justin Timberlake than Justin Timberlake

No profile music.

"Believer" is still in the Top 5 on the rock charts after more than a full year on said charts.

This... is not okay.

Y'ALL TROPHY WON THE DAY YESTERDAY

I prefer the Pre Malone era of music myself.

the gold standard for "so bad it's good" is the video for Lionel Richie's "Hello"

you taste like honey honey tell me can i be your honey