[1/11/2021]

Don't mind me, just posting something cryptic because I would. So yeah...save the date and all that.

[Ask me anything]

Hi, serious question here: how did you discover this place?

[Sub-Tropical Academy]

Sending off the decade with the end of this spin-off. Of course, there's still the epilogue to be written up, but for the most part, it's now over.

 

13. Academy Report

 

As Udon left the Shadow Bark fortress to enter the spirit realm, Levi followed suit. The two confronted each other with their own attachments within the white void: Udon with Konton and Levi with Dou Gou and his shared fragment of Jin Li. Konton’s body appeared to resemble a golden eel.

 

“Do you intend to fight me with both Jin Li and Dou Gou?” Udon questioned.

 

“Do I have any other option?” Levi responded. “You have your own set of rules for this match, right?”

 

“Indeed I do,” Udon replied. “This will be karate that will test our abilities in using spirits. Our spirits will be the ones doing the fighting, but I will show no mercy against you. The winner is able to keep the bargain one has made, simple as that.”

 

Levi stretched his body, looked around at his two spiritual attachments and then spoke to Udon, “I already know I’m taking a big risk facing you with a powerful spirit. I’ve had my life on the line numerous times since I came to my old karate school and when I came to you, though I regret putting my trust in you. Because I’ve been through so much during this whole experience, I know that this is a risk I can take.”

 

“You’ve grown as a student of my own,” Udon remarked. “If you can surpass my skills, you’ll earn the right to call yourself a karate master, Levi.”

 

“Sure, but I’m not going to give myself that title in your vain!”

 

“I expected to hear that…now perish!”

 

As Udon and Levi’s respective spirits began to clash, the main point of view returns to within the Shadow Bark fortress where SpongeBob, Sandy, Armando, their students, and Cyrene remain restrained by Udon’s forces, with Tobey standing around keeping watch.

 

Tobey walks over to Cyrene and taunts, “Looks like I was right to leave my old ninja troop hanging like how I left Laura to die.”

 

“Shut up,” Sonia uttered. “We didn’t storm this place so we could hear you gloat.”

“You know, Cyrene, it’s not too late to leave your troop and take Karmen’s place in the top ranking members of the Shadow Bark,” Tobey offered.

 

“After all this time, do you think I’d be so much of a dumbass to accept anything from you!?” Cyrene argued.

 

“I wouldn’t listen to someone whose ego is bigger than his own brain,” Terrence spoke, directing his words towards Cyrene. “He is clearly trying to tempt you into double-crossing you again.”

 

Tobey turned around to see Terrence, still bloodied and bruised from his previous, cruel match with Levi, and he said to him, “I can already tell that you’re the one that Levi has been telling stories about, like how you let him get driven out of your dojo so he could seek guidance from Master Udon. I’ve also already figured out that you’re also the main reason why my original plans for being in this society went down the crapper. I haven’t been able to get as close to Master Udon when he let Levi walk all over me.”

 

“Keep going,” Terrence tempted. “I wouldn’t tend to try and waste my time on people like you, but you’re someone else, you’re always making me feel sick to my stomach. From what I can see in you, you’re like Levi and yet while he’s been able to realize and overcome his mistakes, you show no remorse. What’s your excuse for that?”

 

“My excuse, you ask?” Tobey turned back and put on a smirk, answering to Terrence, “That’s none of your concern. Also, to argue with your claim, I’d say that I’m more like the master I serve. I chose to go the path that I’ve made. Like Master Udon, it thrills me to make others feel miserable, so I’ve felt a connection to him and took up the opportunity to join the Shadow Bark when I realized that I could take advantage of the power he’s taking for himself.”

 

“So, if I’m right, the main reason why you’ve turned to Udon is so that you could eventually double-cross him for your own selfish gain?” Terrence inquired.

 

“Yes, that was part of my plan before Levi ruined it for me.”

 

“And it must have been a good thing for him to interfere.”

 

“You should take a look at yourself. After how the Bark influenced Levi to beat you to a pulp, you’re a hot mess. So what gives you the right to put your trust in him after all you’ve put him through?”

 

“Even though Levi and I haven’t been together at the academy for long, I know him a more than you do! He shared parallels that with someone else important in my life and when I was summoned into that spirit world, I’ve realized how close we’ve become when we shared our suffering from that last violent match we’ve had. Besides, he knows and he’s forgiven that part of why he’s given himself up to the Shadow Bark is my fault.”

 

“I see…then I shouldn’t have doubted your feelings towards Levi.” Tobey then seated himself somewhere, prompting to get into a meditated state. “While you all sit tight there, I’m going to spirit world to back up Master Udon. If I’m lucky, I’ll be able to obtain Dou Gou’s powers for myself.”

 

“I guess this is over for us,” Clifford remarked.

 

“We won’t know until we get Levi’s word,” Sandy pointed out.

 

“I’m feeling concerned about how he’ll do against Udon when he’s got a powerful spirit,” said Jasmine. “Someone has to go and back up Levi.”

As a suggestion, the restrained all turned his heads to Terrence.

 

“I’m not surprised you’re all proposing for me to go help him,” said Terrence. “I was planning on taking myself to the spirit world to help him anyways. I’ll return and call for you guys if need help myself. Also, Dustin, I need you to accompany me.”

 

Dustin’s eyes shot up at the mention of his name and said to Terrance, “Wait, why me?”

 

“There’s something I need to do before I get to Levi and as the most mindful person out of all of us, I’m confident that you’ll be a lot of help for what I plan to do.”

 

“Whatever it is you’re getting at, I trust you.”

 

Terrence and Dustin then prepared themselves to focus their minds in order to bring themselves into the spirit world. They appeared outside of Levi and Udon’s range from within the white void.

 

“Where are Levi and Udon, and why is Jin Li with you?” Dustin asked his accompanier. “I wasn’t with you, so I know I must have missed something.”

 

“Jin Li came to me,” Terrence clarified. “I’ll be sure to explain everything else to you about what happened to me, but for now, I can tell you that I made sure to transport us far from Levi and Udon because there’s a group of sages that I need to return to first thing.”

 

Terrence and Dustin continued to walk across the white void until they spotted a blurred image that became clearer the further they got to it. The two would eventually familiarize the image of being that of the group of sages that reside at Jin Li’s shrine.

 

“It’s a surprise to see you again, Dustin,” Shui spoke. “I could say the same about the sight of you too, Terrence. So what brings you here, and with Jin Li?”

 

“It’s a bit of a long explanation,” Terrence responded. “I was given half of the spirit while Levi holds the other half of it. I know you’ve all devoted your lives guarding the koi spirit, so I came here to ask if you know how it could be able to defeat Konton.”

 

“Konton, you mean Udon has been able to be attached to that spirit?” Ju-Long asked.

 

“Well, you could resign the other half of Jin Li to Levi. Other than that, if you put a lot of trust into Jin Li or the one who’s bonded to the spirit, you can be able to make it stronger,” Ling advised. “However, it would require a great deal of mind power.”

 

So this is part of why Terrence wanted me to come here, Dustin said to himself.

 

“That sounds like something I could do. Thanks for telling me,” Terrence said to the monks. “I’ll probably come back to you guys in a matter of minutes if I need assistance. If things work out, I’ll guarantee that Jin Li will be returned to your shrine.”

 

“We ourselves are putting a lot of trust in Levi to stop Udon, so do come back,” said Cong

 

”Then I guess it’s settled…” Terrence finished. “Dustin, let’s return to the real world and inform the others.”

 

“Wait, are you still going to need my help?” Dustin asked.

 

“Of course I do. You’re going to help me make sure this plan I have in mind goes right…”

 

The point of view returns to Levi and Udon’s side of the spirit dimension where they have already begun their match between their respective spirits. Levi was already looking to be outmatched by Udon. The more he saw the damage being dealt to Jin Li from Udon’s spirit and as well as from his clashing spirit Dou Gou, the more he’s lost his mental focus to help Jin Li. In addition, each time that Jin Li got smacked around by Konton, the more its size reduced, and it showed Levi how little spiritual energy the koi had left.

Ultimately, Levi knew the outcome and saw it. His mind focused too much on the thought of being unable to best Konton’s power with Dou Gou and half of Jin Li, so he couldn’t help but watch as Konton continued to strike down Jin Li while Dou Gou, being outmatched by Konton and little use of help, dealt the same fate. After several more tries Levi had attempted to help the koi spirit fend off the golden eel, the fight came to a stop on his end with Jin Li becoming as small as it could get, with all its energy to fight drained out by Konton’s power and its brute force.

 

Seeing himself face total defeat, Levi was left stunned before then falling backwards out of his own shame. Levi hung his head low as Udon walked close to him, towering over with a conniving expression to intimidate his opponent for his loss. Tobey, of course, stood by his side to revel in the Shadow Bark’s easy victory.

 

“What a shame, after I helped you become a better fighter, you’ve turned out to be an absolute disappointment the moment after you’ve defied me and my group,” Udon tormented. “I’ll be sure to inform SpongeBob, Sandy, and Armando that they’re forced to relinquish ownership of the academy over to me.”

 

“Hey Udon, can you let Dou Gou be my spirit, now that we don’t have any use for Levi anymore?” Tobey asked.

 

“I suppose Dou Gou is yours for keeps. …Come now, Dou Gou, you have someone new to serve.”

 

Udon gestures the said spirit to take his orders and so it floats over to his side. Afterwards, he vanishes from the spirit realm, with Dou Gou and Tobey alone to face Levi before the latter makes his leave.

 

“Serves you right for taking something that should’ve be mine,” Tobey taunted towards Levi, who remains in his sulking position.

 

“Shut up,” Levi muttered.

 

As Tobey left the spirit dimension, he returns to the real world to find the captives unconscious and with eyes wide shut.

 

“I suppose they’ve come to the place we just came out of so that they could comfort Levi before accepting their losses,” Udon suggested. “I can wait.”

 

“Should we do anything about Jin Li?” Tobey questioned.

 

“I would’ve squashed it like a bug before I came back here, but I suppose it will die off out of neglect from its suppliers anyways.” Udon replied.

 

Back inside the spirit dimension, Levi examined the area where Konton and Dou Gou still lie, with their bodies turned back from Levi while Jin Li’s near-lifeless body lingers by his side. Then, a moment later, the Dream Monk appeared in front the karate student.

 

“I know you would find this hard to believe, but there’s still some hope for you,” the Dream Monk spoke.

 

“I don’t feel like talking to you right now,” Levi sneered.

 

“Act that way if you will, but there are a few things I want to tell you before we may part paths,” the Dream Monk continued. “I don’t want to feel like a stranger to you anymore. You can keep referring to me as the Dream Monk if you please, but I’ll reveal to you by my real name. The name that I tend to go by is Zensho.”

 

“Was that the name of the person whose body you used to have?” Levi asked.

 

“I could really be a ghost, or I am just a figment of a past life. Either way, I had helped you for a reason, which was to give you guidance and grant you a life after death before you might face it. You managed to escape death once as some fellows in the real world saved your life. I’m not the kind to help someone like you twice, but not too long ago, I crossed paths with Terrence, someone who is so generous enough to give you another chance to show your greatest foe that you have the upper hand.”

 

“Are you asking if I should make a bargain with you?”

 

“That depends on if you’re willing to make this promise I’d like for you to fulfill.”

 

“Okay…what will that be?”

 

“If you have to make the choice of leaving your own universe behind, promise me that you won’t turn your back on someone and realize your own strength.”

 

“I don’t know what you mean by this. Then again, your other conundrums haven’t made so much sense to me. I’ll take the offer.”

 

“That’s good to hear. In return, I’ll allow Terrence to exchange his half of Jin Li’s spirit to your half. Another thing…”

 

As Zensho spoke, Terrence had materialized within the white void alongside the other half of Jin Li. Shortly afterwards, Levi looked around to see Dustin, Jasmine, Sonia, Amber, Jeff, Clifford, Liam, Diego, Chase, SpongeBob, Sandy, Armando, Cyrene, and even the five sages popping up and surrounding him within the spirit dimension. They were all there to show their support for him. Before Levi knew, the next thing he would see happening was Jin Li’s spirit regaining its strength and as well as obtaining extra energy to give it a large enough physical build to rival that with Konton’s power. Levi became stunned by this occurrence through a combination of astonishment and gratefulness.

 

“All these people that have come to know you have offered to exchange as much of their energy that they can share to aid Jin Li by putting all their faith in you,” Zensho continued.

 

“They’re really leaving all their faith in me…I don’t know what to say,” said Levi.

 

“We all have something to say before you give Udon a real piece of your mind,” Terrence said as he walked over to Levi’s side. “Stay sharp.”

 

“Stay focused,” Dustin advised.

 

“You helped me before, so I’ll return the favor,” said Jasmine.

 

“Never forget to show off your courage, like I learned to do,” Clifford advised.

 

“If you need medical help, you know who to call on,” said Amber.

 

“You can count on me for that too,” Sonia added. “Also, remember that a loss from you is a loss for the rest of us. We’re all winners here if you win this match.”

“Don’t let us down,” said Cyrene.

 

"We're here rooting for you," said Jeff.

 

“I’ve shown my true strength and it’s your turn to do the same,” Liam remarked.

 

“I’m putting my trust in you because I’ve heard from everyone else here that you seem like a cool guy,” said Chase.

 

“I haven’t got to know you so much, but I believe you can do this,” said Diego.

 

“You’ve taken a while to redeem yourself,” Armando spoke, “and after how much you’ve recently shown your loyalty to us, I put my trust in you.”

 

“Udon is all yours, partner,” said Sandy. “Show that wet noodle who the real fighter is.”

 

“I haven’t told you this before,” SpongeBob was saying to Levi as he put his arms on his shoulders, “I value all of my students, including you. You may have not been one of my students for long, but you’re no exception in being among my best.”

 

Everyone except Dou Gou turned around to look up at Konton with boldness.

 

“Zensho…what do I need to do to force Udon back here?” Levi asked.

 

“A simple scratch on Udon’s attached spirit would do the trick. Are you up to that challenge?” Zensho responded.

 

“Why wouldn’t I be up for this?”

 

Levi approached Konton with a great deal of determination and, with enough concentration, controls Jin Li to strike a blow on Konton’s tail. Jin Li zooms towards its enemy and manages to land a hit on its target. Outside the spirit dimension, Udon stops in his tracks as he felt Konton’s pain and so he recoiled from it.

 

“Konton…something’s going on, it seems to be calling out for me,” Udon spoke.

 

“What’s going on, Master Udon?” Tobey asked.

 

“Whatever it is, it must be Levi’s doing,” Udon responded. “I’m going back to the spirit world. You can come with if you wish.”

 

“That wouldn’t be the least that I can do for you.”

 

Per Konton’s warning, Udon returned to the world of spirits and was confronted by Levi, and his group weighing in with their support for him.

 

“You don’t know when to quit, Levi,” Udon remarked.

 

“Let’s just say that someone gave me a chance to be able to have you outmatched,” said Levi. “This time, this match will be for real.”

 

“Very well…show Jin Li no mercy as usual, Konton.”

 

Levi’s rematch with Udon through the use of their attached spirits had now begun. For a while, the minds of Levi and Udon clashed with each other while the attacks of Konton and Jin Li had followed suit. With enough power to be able to overpower Konton, Levi felt confident that the outcome would be different from the previous. For a few moments, Levi saw his spirit dealing damage from its opponent, which motivated Levi to put a lot of focus into assisting the koi spirit.

 

In the eventual moments, Jin Li would turn out to be the one spirit trudging through the fight. With Konton’s power growing weaker, Udon would be forcing his focus onto his respective spirit. While Tobey watched to see Konton losing the match, he briefly exited out of the spirit world to call on the other members of the Shadow Bark to come and help assist Udon. This gave the academy hostages the change to escape now. However, they stayed to assist Levi. Seeing the other Shadow Bark members trying to act as back up for Udon and Konton, Levi ordered for Jin Li to blast a beam to ensure that they’ll lose their inner focus and exit out of the dimension. With this strategy working, Jin Li resumes fighting.

 

Konton was growing weak enough to the point of its physique being reduced in size. As it became small enough to allow Jin Li to unleash its finishing blow, Konton’s spiritual body would then become completely dissolved to nothing, leaving Udon defenseless as Levi and his allies stood victorious and with might. Upon his loss, Udon escaped from the spirit dimension alongside Tobey. Levi and the others would return to the real world as well. After gesturing for his folks to escape the fortress, Levi walked up to Udon to hear his concession.

 

“This is not over for us, Levi!” Tobey exclaimed. “The next time around, I’ll destroy your ass!”

 

“That’s enough, Tobey. Go join the others,” Udon ordered. “Well, I admit defeat and I shall reverse those contracts I’ve made as I agreed to do upon your victory. I know you’ve had extra help though, so I won’t call it fair game.”

 

“I did get help. I couldn’t afford to let you get away with all that you’ve done to my former academy, and what you’ve done to people like Karmen.” Levi replied.

 

“I may have lost but the Shadow Bark may still live on without me, so I’m leaving Tobey in-charge of it while I leave in search of newer, greater power to take advantage of,” Udon announced. “As first order of business from Tobey, you are an official fugitive of my former society.”

 

“Looks like I still won something in the end after all,” Tobey commented. “Mark my words, Master Udon. I will not let you down.”

 

“Is there any way around this?” Levi questioned.

 

“Perhaps if you defeat me by showing your true strength, then I will have to completely disband the Shadow Bark and leave you alone,” said Udon. “Now run off, your life as the Shadow Bark’s greatest enemy starts now. Rico, I shall need you to accompany me on my new journey.”

 

“With pleasure,” Rico responded and escorted Udon out of the fortress.

 

Through Udon’s orders, Levi fled the fortress and as he got out, his companions were there waiting for him while Udon and Rico were both nowhere in sight.

 

“We’re so darn proud of you, Levi!” Sandy cheered.

 

“Yeah, you took down Udon and saved our academy,” said SpongeBob.

 

“You saved my family’s business as well,” Armando added. “You are welcome back to our academy anytime.”

 

“I appreciate the kind offer but…” Levi uttered, “…I can’t stay here, in this world.”

 

At this moment, the proud expressions Levi saw on the faces of his academy allies turned to confusion and worry.

 

“What do you mean?” SpongeBob asked, concerned.

 

“I made a promise to that Dream Monk and Udon…he’s gone now, although the Shadow Bark-“Levi stammered. “I wish I could tell you all what’s going on, but I just can’t. I’m sorry, this is goodbye.”

 

“Hey, hold up!” Terrence called out just before Levi could make a run for it. “What’s going on with you now? You can tell me! Don’t forget the lengths I went not to just save the academy, but also to help you!”

 

“Terrence…thanks for everything,” Levi finished as he then sprinted away from the group, leaving into the forest.

 

“Levi!” Terrence cried out, surrounded by his academy acquaintances that stood by to comfort him for the departure of the one fellow that he’s risked his life for.

 

After Udon’s defeat, classes for my former academy continued like normal. During my first couple of months as the Shadow Bark’s target on the run, I’ve come to know of what’s become of my fellows by watching them from the sidelines. For their efforts, Terrence, Dustin, Jasmine, Sonia, Amber, Clifford, Liam, and Diego have all earned their black belt ranks and were able to graduate. Because of Jeff’s efforts as a stand-in teacher during Armando’s absence, Armando bestowed his job to Jeff and so he has since stayed to teach more hopefuls in mastering karate.

 

Jeff wasn’t the only one who had stayed. Because Chase is behind in the ranks of others, he’s still making his way towards mastering karate. Sonia, by choice, stayed in the dojo in hopes of being enough of a professional in karate to be a sensei and as well as to boost her self-esteem. She and Cyrene would rekindle their friendship after some time. However, because their old ninja troop saw no point in continuing after realizing the troubles caused Tobey that he plagued into their name, they had to disband. In its place, Sonia and Cyrene started a martial arts society as a way to reform the bad memories Tobey had left.

 

The others that have graduated left to return to their normal lives, but also as changed people. Jasmine went back to France to lecture her folks about self-defense by establishing her own club on the concept. Clifford, who has lived far apart from Amber, would then be able to move close to her home so that they could major in nursing and attend their ideal school in that field together once they get older. Right now, they’re attending the same high school and have started dating. Liam returned home to come out to his friends and family about his true gender, and they’ve all taken it well. He also started his own path towards advocating for transgender rights. Dustin would take up a job part-time in mindfulness education. He’s also since trusted himself well enough to make some more friends. Diego returned to his home to prove his rank by winning a championship in karate, and he doesn’t plan to stop at one.

 

Then there’s Terrence. From what I’ve heard back from him, he’s improved by a lot compared to when I first got to know him. He’s been keeping himself out of trouble and he’s done himself the job of reforming troubled youths back in his own district and as well as preventing others from causing any sort of turmoil. He’s also been trying to bring himself closer to his family to make up for lost time made after the death of his brother (Now that I’ve known about this, I want to let Terrence know that I feel sorry for his loss), and he’s made himself out to be a generous guy, having donated to fund organizations supporting good causes. He has since become kinder, though he still has his stern disposition. I’ve also been hearing back from him that he’s been thinking about me every day. If only I could tell me that I’ve been thinking about him every day too. After I fulfill my deed to Zensho, I know I’m coming back to him first thing.

 

As for me, my life right now is the same as it has been for these couple of months: Surviving, all while I wait for the time that the Dream Monk could let me fulfill that promise he’s arranged for me. Right now, I’m on the run from the Shadow Bark members hunting me down, as usual. After needing the monk’s help after this long haul, the day had now finally come for something in my life to change.

 

“You need my assistance?” Zensho inquired, as he and Levi were shown inside the spirit world.

 

“Please!” Levi begged. “I want to realize my true strength sooner than later. If you can take me anywhere besides here, can you do that for me?”

 

“Your wish is my command,” Zensho replied. “I know a place for you to go…”

 

Levi watched as his body was materializing out of the white void. Lights blinded his eyes for a moment until he saw himself inside of a different world, shrouded by a black background. Examining his surroundings, Levi eyed a small girl in a hood, who seemed to be waiting for his arrival.

 

“You must be Levi Bouldermore. I’m Gaia, and I have something for you to do.”

 

Back in Levi’s home universe, Jin Li’s shrine, with the greenery surrounding it, was in view. Jin Li, the koi spirit itself, was shown to be circling around it.

 

THE STORY CONTINUES…
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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Spoiler

Characters from other spin-offs making an appearance in this episode:
-Gaia (Oracle of the Cosmos)

 

[Tiki Land]

Finally back with a new ep for this spin-off. Don't worry folks, it won't take me another several years for the next episode to be out.

 

5. No’eau (Skill)

 

SpongeBob and Koamalu returned to Sandy’s research facility for shelter to sleep the rest of the day away. When the morning came, SpongeBob risen up from his bunk, above Koamalu’s, and tried to wake up the sea dragon afterwards. However, he notices another thing about Koamalu, upon having trouble waking him up.

 

“Okay, Koamalu, it’s time for a brand new day,” says SpongeBob. “We better start it as soon as possible if we need the Lava King to spare our lives,” he then adds, still trying to wake Koamalu from his sleep, whilst now shaking his body. “Come on, Koamalu, it is morning! What’s going on with you?”

 

Koamalu’s eyes shot open when he drops down flat on his stomach from his bunker due to SpongeBob trying to budge his body.

 

“Wait! I needed to talk to Enakai about some…thing…” Koamalu was saying before reexamining the world around him. He lifts himself up and turns around to see SpongeBob next to him, who was looking at him with bewilderment. Koamalu then says to him, “SpongeBob, I’ve figured out how the answers to my own life are coming back to me. I’ve been regaining my memories in my sleep.”

 

“That sounds very weird, but that’s also good to hear,” SpongeBob responded.

 

“Not only that, more and more each day, I feel like I’ve been getting closer to finding out the answer about why the two worlds in my mind have crossed paths and split with your own world.” Koamalu continued.

 

“You really think so?” SpongeBob questioned.

 

“My dreams…they have a strong connection to me somehow. Also…” Koamalu’s eyes drowsed and his tone of voice felt hoarse as he continued to speak, “…I now remembered how tired I usually am. I don’t feel like doing any work today.”

 

SpongeBob grabbed both of Koamalu’s hands to help with his composure, then telling him, “This world depends on us to restore it. Just know that I will always have your back.”

“What about Sandy, aren’t we also depending on her to restore the world?”

SpongeBob looked around the research shelter to get a good look at Sandy within her study. The squirrel’s face showed a clear sleep-deprived look. Her sore pink eyes were focused on the work as she inscribed in her papers. She sat, struggling on her written thesis on dimensional transportation.

 

“For now, I’d say Sandy could use a lot more rest than we do,” said SpongeBob. He stood right in front of the squirrel and spoke to her, “How about Koamalu and I take you for a bowl of our soup? You look like you could use something to eat-“

 

Before SpongeBob could finish, Sandy stopped him by lightly slapping back SpongeBob’s arm with her own.

 

“Y’all do your job without me, there’s no time for me to waste here!” Sandy exclaimed. “I don’t need food! I need to get closer to solving this darn problem and save our own world!”

 

“Okay, if that’s how you feel, then we’ll just head out without you,” SpongeBob responded. “I do appreciate you giving me and Koamalu a place to stay overnight.”

 

Time passes as SpongeBob and Koamalu were in the kitchen of the cafeteria hut alongside Mr. Krabs, each of them nearly finished with their shift. SpongeBob was working on the soup mixture he’s stirred up while Koamalu was cleaning the used kitchenware.

 

“I appreciate ye lads for giving me two extra set of hands with this job,” Mr. Krabs complimented.

 

“There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for some hard work, Mr. K,” Spongebob responded. “Once our shift is done, Koamalu and I are going to step out to practice our powers lent to us some more. When the fate of our world rests within him, each day is especially going to be busy for me.”

 

“Of course, but when it’s time for me next shift, I better see ye and your crewmate back here,” Mr. Krabs replied. “You’d know that I don’t like having to face that Lava King alone, especially when I’m contractually obligated to working with him…no wait, forget the last thing I said, that’s too absurd! You both enjoy yourselves wherever it is you’re going!”

 

Mr. Krabs exchanged a nervous look towards SpongeBob after letting slip his oath. SpongeBob and Koamalu both looked back at him with bewilderment.

 

“Mr. Krabs, you’re acting weird just now…”

 

“As I said, forget about it! Any minute now, the Lava King will leave his post.”

 

When the Lava King made his leave by sinking into the sand-covered ground, the civilians standing within promptly reacted with the feeling of having stepped on hot coals. In avoidance of touching the scorching hot surface, SpongeBob jumped up onto a counter, Koamalu curled himself inside the sink he was using, and Mr. Krabs jumped inside the stewpot, only for the heat drawn by it to then scald Mr. Krabs, making him jump out afterwards.

 

As the heat on the ground dissolved, SpongeBob and Koamalu exited the hut while Mr. Krabs appeared to be alone in the kitchen now until he heard faint noises and scoped out the source.

 

“Show yourself to me Plankton, I know you’re out here,” said Mr. Krabs.

 

The microscopic organism appears right in front of the crustacean, stepping out from behind ceramic spice jars on a counter. Mr. Krabs then picked up Plankton with one of his pinchers as he saw him.

 

“Hey now, Krabs, this isn’t what you think it’s about,” he said.

“How can ye prove that you’re not after me secret formuler?” Mr. Krabs asked.

 

“Okay, so I snuck myself inside Sandy’s Treedome to watch her demonstrate portal technology so I turn my experience into ideas on how I can take that formula. Also, making sure if you had the bottle with you, I also plotted on taking it from your grasp while you were distracted,” Plankton explained. “I didn’t come by here to tell you all this, but now you how I’ve ended up here.”

 

“Then what is your reason for this talk?” Mr. Krabs responded as he put Plankton down on the counter.

 

“I can help you get the Lava King off your back.”

 

Mr. Krabs gave a chuckle and then said, “Don’t try, Plankton. You may have been unlucky not to be seen him, but trying to overcome him will turn you into a little statue.”

 

“You’ve managed to save your own shell forcing yourself to serve the Lava King, so the first part of my plan is to pretending to be his ally. As long as he can buy it long enough before I can crush him until he’s nothing but a pile of soot, this plan could work!”

 

“Oh and how are ye going to be able to get rid of the guy? You’re quite the schemer, but you’re no good at making your own plans succeed.”

 

“Allow me to use whatever scraps I’ve gathered from this island and from that squirrel to construct an invention that will destroy him once and for all! I know you can’t trust me with anything, Krabs, but I can make your life and as well as mine easier here by eliminating this enemy that we share.”

 

“The Lava King isn’t just our enemy. He’s an enemy to all of us Bikini Bottomites. Besides, how has he entering our world made you feel like it’s affected you so strongly?”

 

“I wouldn’t mind if you end up being the Lava King’s errand boy for the rest of your life. However, being Bikini Bottom’s most evil and feared sea creature is my thing, and I can’t afford to have some interdimensional drifter take that title by force.”

“Alright then, go ahead and fulfill your selfish needs and do whatever it is you’re plotting to do,” Mr. Krabs finished, walking away from the dining hut.

 

“You can thank me later, Krabs. If our world miraculously doesn’t end, just know that I’ll go back to my routine of trying to take your formula,” Plankton remarked.

 

Outside, SpongeBob and Koamalu examined their surroundings. Like before at the dining hut, and at Sandy’s lodging, Koamalu still looked drowsy.

 

“Okay buddy, we have time before the Lava King has to send us to our next shift. We return to his dimension to practice our skills whenever you’re ready.” SpongeBob informed.

 

“I…I could use some sleep first,” Koamalu mumbled.

 

“I thought so,” said SpongeBob. “You can have yourself a break, but we’ll need enough time to improve these powers for as long as we can hold on to them.”

 

Koamalu was prepared to fall asleep before something in his view got his attention, well enough to shoot his eyelids up. “SpongeBob, you ever noticed that cavern over there?” He asked, pointing his claw over to it.

 

“I’ve noticed it since the first day when things got all mixed up,” SpongeBob replied.

 

“I’ve just remembered last night. This is the place where Enakai is usually inside of and where he comes out of. I need to talk with him and this is where I have to go!”

 

“If this is the place you saw in a vision, then I believe you. Still, just to be safe, we have to become well-adjusted to our abilities before we face him.”

 

“It is indeed best to hone these skills before facing a powerful adversary,” a voice echoed, signifying that it’s coming from one of the Mirage Tiki People. “We the Mirage Tiki People have sensed Enakai’s aura emitting from the cavern, which I should add, is an entrance to his pocket dimension.”

“I’m lost on that last part,” said SpongeBob.

 

“A pocket dimension is a different, smaller universe that coexists within another,” the voice continued. “It is not only a world where Enakai lies within, it is his own domain.”

 

“Well, we’ve heard the voice,” SpongeBob said to Koamalu. “We need to save the universe soon before it erases us, but we still got some practicing to do.”

 

“Hey, SpongeBob!” Another voice hollered, later showing that it’s coming from Patrick, standing beside his current rock of a home.

 

“Hey Patrick, what’s happening?” SpongeBob asked.

 

“So that Lava King is always telling me that I should stop doing nothing, so I thought we’d do something together today,” Patrick replied. “Now come on, let’s play some Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!” As he said this, he was holding makeshift clothing to resemble the outfits of the aptly named superheroes, made of kelp, hay, twigs, coconuts, and bramble.

 

“Patrick, it would be nice to play superheroes with you, but I’m sorry, I have some real superhero business to do right now with Koamalu,” SpongeBob replied.

Patrick’s joyful expression turned to disappointment, dropping his things on the floor, and then saying to SpongeBob, “Come on! Why is it that since he came here, you don’t have time to play with me now? Is it because he’s your new best friend, now?”

 

“It’s not like that, Patrick,” SpongeBob reassured. “Neptune has entrusted Koamalu and I to bring the universe back to normal. Once that’s taken care of, I’ll have time to play with you as best friends again.”

 

“Why did he have to go and ruin everything?” Patrick said, pointing his hand towards Koamalu, startling him.

 

“Patrick, you should know that Koamalu doesn’t mean harm to anyone, he’s been a good friend and comrade to me-“

 

“If you want a new best friend to hang out with, then fine! At least Squidward isn’t saying no to me!” The starfish finished as he then walked over Squidward, who remains turned to stone, standing stiff and motionless.

 

“Are you going to tell him that Squidward is still a statue?” Koamalu asked SpongeBob.

 

“I’m sorry about Patrick,” SpongeBob responded. “He can be sensitive and we’ve had our hardships before, but I still consider him my friend. Soon, he’ll feel more comfortable with you.”

 

“Yeah, I wish I could make friends with him,” Koamalu replied.

 

“Are you feeling like working on our powers now?”

 

“Sure thing, I have the energy for that now.”

 

With the magic embedded in his charm, SpongeBob uses his powers to transport him and Koamalu to Lava King’s domain and they see each other, once again, standing in front of the lava creatures.

“Remember this, buddy,” SpongeBob was saying to Koamalu. “I put a lot of my faith and trust in you, and if we’re going to fix this mess, we need to show the Lava King and Enakai our courage.”

 

In an instant, the fight between SpongeBob, Koamalu, and the lava creatures started. As his first move, SpongeBob conjured a series of water balls and managed to strike diminish several lava creatures with them. Koamalu would then conjure up a set of arrows made of water to, also assisting in reducing the number of enemies around him and his confidant. With a lot of focus and confidence invested in them, the scuffle would appear to feel more like a cakewalk for the duo compared to their first intrusion in the Lava King’s realm.

SpongeBob unleashes a few more moves with his power, among them being a more powerful tidal wave summon than before, while then also summoning what resembles a group of dolphins as a long range move to continuing reducing the Lava King’s defenses. As that attack dissolved, SpongeBob would then form an attack resembling a laser beam.

Among the attacks that Koamalu would create include a series of fireballs, which to his mistake had no effect on the lava creatures. Afterwards, he would then summon kelp trees that would uproot and damage the enemies but without destroying them. Koamalu then tries to maneuver the ground and creates a crack on where the enemies stood. He then destroys them by closing the fractured surface shut, suppressing the opponents into nothing in the process. At this point, Koamalu feels fatigued but continues to trudge on by then creating and shooting hard-hitting rock projectiles at remaining enemies as if he were using a railgun.

SpongeBob and Koamalu finish their job by forming a whirlpool together to kill off the last of the lava creatures. With the battlefield looking empty in SpongeBob and Koamalu’s sight, they transport themselves back to the main, altered dimension to congratulate themselves for the job they’ve done, giving each other a brief hand slap.

 

“Looks like…we’re getting the hang of using these powers,” SpongeBob remarked as he bent down alongside his partner to take some breaths.

 

“Yeah…and I’m beginning to understand why,” Koamalu replied.

 

A minute after returning from the Lava King’s dimension, however, the pain from Koamalu’s backside returned. He collapsed due to the pulsation. SpongeBob went over to lift his body to check on him to see that while he’s fatigued, he still has a pulse.

 

“Koamalu, with you at my side and having to look after you, you’ve become quite a big responsibility for me,” said SpongeBob. “Although, because this task is such a huge responsibility for me, I don’t know if I can handle myself for long.”

 

Sometime later, SpongeBob and Koamalu would have to return to the dining hut for tonight’s shift. Mr. Krabs would follow suit, but he would then find a surprise waiting right in front of him. Minutes after returning for his post, he sees The Lava King with Plankton next to him, turned to stone, indicating that his plan didn’t succeed.

 

“So, it seems that you are fond of playing games with me,” The Lava King spoke, “but I don’t want to play this game of yours.”

 

Mr. Krabs bent down and begged “Please don’t pin this on me, he doesn’t have anything to do with me!”

 

“Is that so?” The Lava King inquired. “This specimen has mentioned you a few times when he tried to talk me into allying with him.”

 

“Him and his tiny big mouth,” Mr. Krabs muttered to himself.

 

“Well then, I think it’s time that I seal your fate since you have been defying me,” the Lava King continued. “Although, I’d be willing to give you one last chance to have your life spared if you choose to agree on this next deal.”

 

“Whatever it is, I’ll take it. I should be strong enough to handle it.”

 

“No surprise to hear this from someone who values his own life over the lives of others. Decision granted, and of course, there’s no way for you take this back. The moment I see you refusing my orders, I’ll add you to my collection of statues right away. As a first order of business, you are my enforcer. I’m still going to need you to do work here, but now I’m assigning you to force any slackers to do what I have you tell them to do. Now go on and do your shift, this meeting is adjourned.”

 

Mr. Krabs entered the kitchen stunned and with a look of despair. He leans his head against the counter and murmurs…

 

“I don’t feel so good about meself…”

[The SBC is adamant about saying NO to Kamp Koral. Why/Surprised?]

With all fairness, Rotten Tomatoes isn't that much of a trustworthy indicator for what defines a good or bad film/tv series, whether it's based on audience or critic impressions. There have been several films with questionable scores from both sides other than the audience rating for SOoW. Also, keep in mind,  this is the same website that has recently welcomed Doug Walker as one of their Tomatometer-certified critics.

[iCarly outselling SpongeBob in pure sales in 2020. Why?]

at the very least, that particular sb episode still accomplished something in being the answer to life, the universe, and everything, hence being #42.

[The SBC is adamant about saying NO to Kamp Koral. Why/Surprised?]

Just now, kev said:

SB been transitioned from being HIS creation and more like THEIR creation since 2004/season 4 what now? 

I meant as in past his lifetime if I wasn't being obvious about that like I already was.

[The SBC is adamant about saying NO to Kamp Koral. Why/Surprised?]

The main difference as to why most of us aren't so hostile towards the baby version spin-offs mentioned (although I don't think TTG really counts as one) is that they're made while the creators of the originals they are spun off from are alive. Kamp Koral is made without any sort of known consent from the creator. It's so hard to appreciate this spin-off we're getting given the whole background surrounding its existence, as well as the sheer implications that the people who pushed for this show to be made waited after Hillenburg's death to be able to make it completely possible.

In other words, I show little to no support for Kamp Koral because it doesn't feel comfortable for me to do so. Hillenburg has been made notable for giving the possibility of a SB spin-off a hard pass. Nickelodeon has full ownership of the IP anyways, but here's the thing that sucks about it: with the series creator out of the picture, they have carte blanche on what to do with SB while they still hold onto the rights of it, even if they choose to do something that is against Stephen's ideals. With Nick continuing to over-saturate SB past Hillenburg, it's a situation where SB would begin to feel less like HIS creation and more like THEIR creation alone. Sure, that's life in the animation industry. Regardless, it's not a satisfying picture.

On top of that, Hillenburg seems to be a humble creator, so while SB has been built into this massive franchise thanks to its success, there's still some things that feel off about NIckelodeon pushing dozens of newer SB creations to be made, and not just Kamp Koral. Stephen expressed his feelings about the success of his series before, including about over-exposure and his disregard for spin-offs being made for it. Perhaps his feelings have changed overtime, but with him gone, how do we know that for sure? We don't know him personally so we don't know if Kamp Koral is part of something that he would want, and so we may never really know if that's the case.

Now if I were to judge it outside of the whole controversy, I'd still reject Kamp Koral for how underwhelming its animation looks, based on what I know about it so far. I mean, they make such a risky move to try and get people excited over more SpongeBob and this is what they give us?

[SpongeBob SquarePants in Tehran]

It's been around for quite some time. I first heard about it since as far back as 2011 or late 2010.

[Unpopular opinions you have]

Post deleted.

[What did you get for Christmas? (2020 edition)]

Let's go:

-Brownie baking set
-Measuring cups
-2 prepaid gift credit cards
-An Amazon gift card with the amount attached to it
-Inuyasha manga volume 16 (in the omnibus edition)
-Beastars manga volume 2
-A phone case
-Kingdom Hearts III cup
-Rina Sawayama - Sawayama CD
-The Killers - Imploding the Mirage CD
-Gorillaz - Song Machine Season 1 CD
-Coldplay - Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends CD
-Shark Tale, Ice Age 2, Madagascar, and Meet the Robinsons, all for the PS2 (This was not actually a serious gift, as the one who got this for me told me, but knows that'll I appreciate the humor in it.)

[Wumbo Ranks Billboard Year-End Hot 100 Charts! (Ahhh, the deed is done.)]

It's nice to see this all go out on a high note. While the journey is over, I'd like to know where these would land amongst the respective all-time best and worst crowners:

Best:

Since U Been Gone

Lose Yourself

The House of the Rising Sun

Come on Eileen

 

Worst:

You and Me

Muskrat Love

Harlem Shake

I Don't Care

[SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation]

33. pizza delivery

 

pizza delivery

Octopus words: Hurry to the chair, Sponge Bob. Happy to be home after closing!

Marine reaction: Clear, clear! Do not come.

Octopus words: Hi? Sorry, boy, we're closing ...

Mr. Crabs: Oh, here, a crunchy crab. How can I help you? Pizza? Yes, we have pizza.

Octopus words: Oh, Mr. Crabs ...

Mr. Crabs: Our octopus carries it.

Octopus words: Mr. Krabi, we don't make pizza.

.../ We do not provide.

Mr. Crabs: We are not saved, we are saved.

Octopus words: Didn't you get Sponge Bob?

Mr. Crabs: Good idea! Take it for yourself.

Octopus words: This is not my opinion!

.../

Marine reaction: Mua (Vietnamese detected word for 'Buy') ... mana (Malay detected word for 'where'). Antenna ... check. That's right ... go. Look at the children's stickers.

.../ Tire pressure!

... Look at the technical aspect! We have an amazing story here, Squidward. This customer is lucky to have the first Krabi Patty Pizza!

Octopus words: Drive well.

Marine reaction: Not in me. I'm still in naval school.

Octopus words: Hero, Sponge Bob. At the corner.

Marine reaction: Yes, yes, but ...

Octopus words: Do your homework at school.

Marine reaction: Everything is fine now. Wait, don't tell me.

Octopus words: Go to bed.

Marine reaction: Because?

Octopus words: Support.

Marine reaction: Well, come back ... up.

Octopus words: Turn!

Marine reaction: Cowboy!

Octopus words: Come on, Sponge Bob!

Marine reaction: Back? Oh, on the contrary.

Octopus words: .../ Turn!

Marine reaction: Ngoto! Ngoto!

Octopus words: Give me the wheel, Sponge Bob. Give me the wheel!

Marine reaction: Ngoto! Ngoto! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-e-e-e-e-e-n-gore!

.../

.../ Go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed.

Octopus words: Well ... you made a copy. And what do you know? I don't think I have gas. And what do you know? We are in the middle!

Marine reaction: And what do you know? I think the pizza is cold.

Octopus words: Is the pizza cold? Oh, the pizza is cold. No pizza! Oh, how bad is it?

Marine reaction: .../ Well, we can still deliver.

Octopus words: Oh oh oh.

Marine reaction: Pizza thief pizza for you and me. Christy Crab Pizza Pizza ...

Octopus words: ... I was dead on my feet. IS

.../ Reply at sea? What are you doing?

Marine reaction: This is an old map. When you watch a movie.

Octopus words: Sponge Bob, there is no time ...

Marine reaction: .................. work.

Octopus words: What's next?

Marine reaction: Cockroach! Sixteen changes. I can show you how the pioneers managed to do this.

.../ We ...

Truck driver: .../ Dance break!

Octopus words: What! What!

.../

Marine reaction: .../ Pizza thief pizza for you and me. Pizza Steel Crab Free pizza delivery. Pizza Crab Pizza Thief is a delicious pizza.

Octopus words: .../ Get rid of this stupid pizza, how it works!

Marine reaction: No, I'm not a customer!

Octopus words: Who cares about the buyer ?!

Marine reaction: I want it!

Octopus words: However I didn't!

Marine reaction: Marine!

Octopus words: Get rid of this pizza!

Marine reaction: I like it!

Octopus words: Au. Sponge Bob, throw this pizza away!

Marine reaction: I like it! This is for the customer!

Octopus words: Careful! Leave the pizza!

Marine reaction: I like it!

Octopus words: Careful! We are waiting for the pizza!

.../ మాసిసి (Maori detected word for 'March')! మాసిసి! Where is the road? Where is the road? Done! How to go home and how to do it? What can we do now! It is not yet possible!

Marine reaction: For me this is such a big city.

Octopus words: Don't say guts. Pioneer?

Marine reaction: This is true. Moss focuses on the human world.

Octopus words: This part? Ana? Ok, let's be clear ... do you think we should have such a policy?

Marine reaction: And so on.

Octopus words: Well, I'm going that way.

Marine reaction: Because? Burning, wait! I do not believe ...

Octopus words: Trust me, I know where I'm going.

Marine reaction: Crab Crab Pizza for pizza.

.../ Pizza ... Pizza ...

.../ Christy Crab Pizza Pizza, yes we are with you!

.../ Stir the pizza ... Speed ... roof and ... roof and ... pizza.

Octopus words: .../ Sponge, we must eat.

Marine reaction: I heard riding a mountain bike.

.../ No, it might not be a flow. It's sandy, no, no, dirty.

Octopus words: Give me a pizza!

Marine reaction: Wait, now I remember. It's coral!

Octopus words: Give me that!

Marine reaction: No, we told the client.

Octopus words: What you said is true. This is for the customer.

Marine reaction: Lee!

Octopus words: We can look forward and make sure everything goes smoothly.

Marine reaction: It's normal?

Octopus words: A little more.

Marine reaction: Ana

Octopus words: No, I saw something.

.../ Sorry I was wrong. Nice to see you. Very good pizza.

Marine reaction: Co. ...

Octopus words: What's next? Cheese?

Marine reaction: Co. ...

Octopus words: With the card?

Marine reaction: Co. ...

Octopus words: Oh, okay, right?

Marine reaction: Soon I know what you want, octopus words. I will not let you eat pizza!

Octopus words: Give me a pizza!

Marine reaction: I like it!

Octopus words: Sponge Bob, don't leave it to you!

Marine reaction: To escape!

Octopus words: Come back, Sponge Bob, give me a pizza!

Marine reaction: I like it!

Octopus words: Careful!

Marine reaction: I like it!

Octopus words: Careful!

Marine reaction: I like it!

Octopus words: Wait!

Marine reaction: I like it! I like it!

Octopus words: I love this pizza if you order it!

Marine reaction: We are saved here!

Octopus words: We are finally saved. Give me a pizza now!

Marine reaction: No, real squid, we're alive! We are saved! We are saved!

Octopus words: You left ?!

Marine reaction: Show goodness, show goodness, show goodness, show goodness! Save, save, save, save, save, save! Save, save, save, save, save, save! Save, save, save, save, save, save! Save, we will save!

Octopus words: This is not a stupid stone!

Marine reaction: They are not just stones. Rock. Rock! Rock! It is a large, beautiful and ancient stone. Oh, the guides know how to cross these guys for miles, and that's great.

Octopus words: Sponge Bob, did you forget about Stupid Boss? Did you notice that nobody was there? This is due to their mismanagement, carbohydrate intake and algae expulsion! On the rock ... Can you tell me now what they thought I could climb? Wait, Jethro!

.../

Marine reaction: Can't wait to see what our customers' faces look like!

LemoNevis: You have done

Marine reaction: Each child part. Your shrimp got a pizza!

LemoNevis: Thanks! I died for one of them. Where should I drink?

Marine reaction: What to drink?

LemoNevis: My drink? Is my doctor algae? Don't tell me you forgot to drink me!

Marine reaction: But you didn't order anything ...

LemoNevis: How to eat without eating this pizza?

Marine reaction: But ...

LemoNevis: Is it important to the customer? Do you call yourself a man? Well, I will not buy!

Octopus words: Such as? Such as? A good sponge? Such as?

LemoNevis: .../ Look, I told your wife not to pay!

Octopus words: Well, home!

Marine reaction: Did you change your mind?

Octopus words: It's safe. Eat it all in one go.

Marine reaction: More?

Octopus words: I do not know. Take me Home.

Marine reaction: You don't have time to come back to play.

Octopus words: Work? My kingdom!

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Google translate setup for "Pizza Delivery:" Italian-Croatian-Telugu-Ukrainian-Haitian Creole-Afrikaans-Maori-Haitian Creole-Afrikaans-Maori-Ukrainian-Telugu-Croatian-Italian

[SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation]

32. Fear of the Kirby community (Fear of a Krabby Patty)

 

Fear of the Kirby community

Mr cancer: .../ you do! At last. What do you think of this person?

Incoming call: New working hours: 06:00 to 23:00

Either: what! ? not good

Incoming call: The octopus is on the right. Can we skip the morning shift? 17:30 or 17:00? Or 4 o'clock in the morning? It's nothing

Either: P.

Mr cancer: what ...? chatroom

.../ Is the monster barrel open for 23 hours? So, this project with Liquid FloatCams is easy to open, right?

go: I am not sure. who are you

Mr cancer: CH, W, RANGT (Icelandic detected word for 'wrong')!

go: well

Mr cancer: This is why the Christian church in Aachen is open 24 hours a day!

Incoming call: Why do we not work at home as a group! Give me a drink because I want to dream.

.../ Yes, I did not open my dream.

image: Open 24 hours a day, right? I hope he can't wait to see me. My bad idea is going well. He let the employees run to the ground, when SpongeBob’s heart broke, he finally screamed, and I took him to unlock the secret behind the unstoppable formula Kirby!

.../ Why not smile

do: I know why I am joking.

Mr cancer: .../ No, Kirby hasn't gone crazy for three days! Let it work for 3 days. Man on the third day!

Incoming call: Kirby Patty, I don't care if it is based on the last line. When I was drunk, I was with him.

Mr cancer: .../ Ten days of paid work!

Either: Cancer, can I go home?

Mr cancer: No one wants to go home!

Either: I saw this box. I even have a school bus!

Mr cancer: Secondly, afesona re; you are not complaining about mushrooms, are you?

Incoming call: I would say KR-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y

Mr cancer: You can learn from this person.

Either: Mr. Cancer, this is not normal.

Mr cancer: Well, you can sit for five minutes. Then he returned to work.

image: Suggest! It doesn't hurt. However, under a little pressure, this fungus will move like a fungus, and my brain will follow this habit.

Mr cancer: white! Korean

image: .../ Alabama!

Mr cancer: Kirby! The rest of the restaurant should not be closed. Do you want to order?

.../ 10,000 Kirby Lu? Mr. Lounge, we asked a new question, oh...what is our name?

.../ You have... Peter Lincoln. Wait a minute, aren't you kidding me?

image: Uh...no

Mr cancer: well! Ready, Mr. will call you when you are ready.

.../ Fill in additional cheats! Our order is good!

.../ I'm looking at you, boy! I must print!

.../ Wow! I must call you "Cristo Coke Group".

Incoming call: Christopher Krebs!

Mr cancer: I am human! Right now, I am creating 10,000 rows of Kirby. And there is no rest!

Incoming call: What are your hobbies? You, me and 10,000 Kirby pets. the best? It's ok! Wow!

Mr cancer: .../ 15 days! Log in within 15 days!

Incoming call: -KR-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-Y Y ...

.../ 1332 ...

Mr cancer: 23 days! Try for 23 days!

Incoming call: 6654 ...

Mr cancer: 30 days!

Incoming call: 7121 ...

Mr cancer: Heaven... 35...!

Incoming call: 8659 ...

Old Chorus: Wait, what's wrong? ready

Mr cancer: .../ Number of days... no one knows how many days have passed? I remember that song.

Either: 43...!

Mr cancer: Where to go

.../ Boy, what are you doing here? It ruined all my food.

.../ boy?

Incoming call: My God, Mr. Cancer. do it

Mr cancer: Boy, I'm worried...

.../ ? Eight?

Incoming call: Sorry, can you go with me again?

Mr cancer: Yes, I said I was worried...

Incoming call: You say what I said. Now I make the opposite point.

.../ Keep up to date! I warn you!

Mr cancer: Chh, w, crazy now, I think...

Incoming call: No, don't eat me! What is my voice?

.../ Holy failure! Everyone and everyone!

Kirby Patty: .../ are you coming

page: .../ Diomain hates these clothes.

Incoming call: GM Brown! I want to live

.../ I want to live

.../ Cancer, what's going on? No matter where I go, there are business suggestions.

Mr cancer: anyone. I can safely say that returning to work will not solve any problems. This is your website.

Incoming call: break down

Mr cancer: you are here

Incoming call: together

Mr cancer: Here are some fresh cocoons...

.../ Yes, yes, yes, I think the hero knows this.

Incoming call: What does it mean?

Mr cancer: This indicates that there is a problem with your head. I think you should probably find a professional.

Incoming call: driver

Mr cancer: No, researcher.

Incoming call: Okay, but who can see my chemist? ]Oh!

.../ Look, look here! "Dr. Peter Lancott: Researcher. Social phobia expert." My God, I'm not talking about this, Mr. Krebs. If I had such a deficit, I would not remember...

.../

.../ Therefore, this place is worth a visit.

.../ Welcome doctor

image: Hi, Mr. Scarpen. sit

.../ Now let us find all the unknown information among all the latter.

Incoming call: Dr. Deng (Chinese detected word for 'wait') Cutler, at least as young as you think, but in my opinion, they look like. Do you understand my expectations?

image: phoenix? phoenix! When I participate in this formula, no one can expect!

.../ Yes, Al sounds nonsense to me, or just like BT aint to me.

Incoming call: it is good

image: Let's start with a simple exercise.

Incoming call: Agabagebe?

image: Hope you open your eyes.

.../ Strictly speaking

.../ Strictly speaking

.../ It's hard! Have a brother

Incoming call: I like the appearance of crab cakes!

image: h, what are they doing?

Incoming call: hate!

image: No, I mean the ingredients. What is unwanted?

Incoming call: They came to me. No! No! No! Keep up to date!

image: Wait a minute, where did you buy the piano?

.../ We try other things. I want to say these things, I want to say my first words. are you ready

Incoming call: I'm ready!

image: wheat

Incoming call: wheat

image: Please enjoy.

Incoming call: Please enjoy.

image: Yes.

Incoming call: Yes.

image: You see, the difference is that what I said is different.

Incoming call: ch, w, I understand.

image: Potassium

Incoming call: Potassium

image: tomato.

Incoming call: tomato

image: .../ I have added a few words to the map here. These words are kitchen utensils. Hope you make adjustments according to your needs. This is a lion or secret recipe. I don't know... oh yes! Karachi formula. Oh, oh, let's do this.

Incoming call: This makes me very angry.

image: Well, I want to be here.

Incoming call: I have enough!

.../ I bought a piano for them.

image: .../ Your brain cannot escape the influence of all mental pathways, so I encourage you to face the most effective treatment.

Incoming call: WHO?

image: Don't

Incoming call: Baby sleeping

image: Pay attention to the clock. When I read three books, you will be confused. 1 ... ـــ, 2 ... ـ, 3.

.../ I think this will not work. When writing with your fingers, please take simple steps and give me formulas.

.../ Yes, fake!

.../ Others are food, hard work and gravity.

.../ Why don't you wake up

.../

Incoming call: .../ Where am I?

Kirby Patty: .../ Ah, Conaken (Dutch detected word for 'cones'). Because your brain is sick, I will give you pizza.

Incoming call: Yes, please!

Kirby Patty: This is chocolate milk.

Incoming call: Delicious drink with milk! Oh, Kirby Patty, I'm glad we are no longer friends.

Kirby Patty: Remember the capital, I am with you now.

Incoming call: in my heart

Kirby Patty: There are no blood vessels. Remember me now, wake me up. future.

.../

image: coming soon!

Incoming call: I know!

image: But what is the formula?

Incoming call: Ch, w, yes! I am very happy and satisfied to return to work!

.../ Of course thank you!

image: No! This is a lie! There is no cure! Of course, you are also sick, happy!

.../

Mr cancer: Your brain is the right person to know you.

Incoming call: Yes, Al sounds nonsense to me, or just like BT aint to me.

Mr cancer: Okay, I can say with certainty that "there are no more 24-hour shifts", 23 hours is enough!

Incoming call: And Mr. Cancer...!

Mr cancer: No serious waste!

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Google translate setup for "Fear of a Krabby Patty:" Gujarati-Sindhi-Icelandic-Yoruba-Swedish-Danish-Chinese-Gujarati-Sindhi-Icelandic-Yoruba-Swedish-Danish-Chinese

[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 3: Sponge on the Run News]

12 minutes ago, Rudy said:

What about the Netflix release?

It's already available there worldwide. In the States, currently, the film is to be exclusively available on the Paramount+ platform.

[SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation]

Yes. Hello. Yes, that's easy.

 

31. Cabbage flamingo (Krab Borg)

 

Cabbage flamingo

Television Event: I'm going to the Robot Credit Theater tonight.

Sponge Bob: .../ Harry, then a crazy and molecular robot movie.

Gary: Meow.

Sponge Bob: You mean, horror movies won't always hide me.

.../ What if my mom is a robot? What if my embarrassed uncle was a robot? What if Gary is a robot? Gary?

.../ What apologies, boy? Gear beer?

Gary: Mao (Chinese detected word for 'hair') T-t!

Sponge Bob: Gary, what if you were a robot?

Gary: Meow.

Sponge Bob: There is nothing to worry about. And tonight go to bed.

.../

.../ Robots! هيرا!

.../ (Yes.)

There is a club: How to make money

Radio D: And now, the number one "Electric Zoo" on the bikini body.

There is a club: Oh great, that's great. Mac Bow, Mac Bow. Yeah, that's not a bad thing. I love human music.

Sponge Bob: .../ It will be closed! Ah.

The second comment: Sponge Bob!

Sponge Bob: Why do you put my hat on your nose?

The second comment: I can't find the hat on my nose! 17 Values to Sort!

Sponge Bob: # 17 ... Kirby Paleo and average drinker. of course. Sorry, man, I'm sick tomorrow. That means I'm a little tired. I think the robot is taking over the world, probably because of the movie the robot took over the world last night. I asked the guards if it was a robot! It's fun and interesting

The second comment: The village only delivered food.

Sponge Bob: Number! Madame Chung, you're not a robot, are you?

to see: not allowed

Sponge Bob: Stick with Keep your eyes open and each of them is back to work!

There is a club: I feel completely healed.

Sponge Bob: Like having compassion.

There is a club: I was wondering if everybody would come again. Thanks again

Sponge Bob: Mr Kloby (Czech detected word for 'Joints') said it was strange for him to speak on the radio and he thought he was "responsible." I will call him a robot if nothing else! Example: No.

There is a club: Yes, that's easy. can I play this song?

Radio DG: Hmm ... how are you

There is a club: "Heidi, Heidi" Zaidi (Swahili detected word for 'More').

Radio DG: Illegally you think "boo boo boo boo".

There is a club: Does it smell Does it smell bad? What is an alarm clock? what is it ! !!

Sponge Bob: Yeah, why did the gun make so much noise? Was he ... a robot? Example: No.

.../ Wow, square, that's awful! Clubs ... Radio Chat ... UFO ... Fun Dance ... Robots!

The second comment: Great sponge. Want to solve this problem in the kitchen? !!

Sponge Bob: I'm serious, Mark! The club is a robot. And I can prove it.

The second comment: So ...?

Sponge Bob: As you can see, the movie robots are not integrated. They were not laughing. Hey, the club!

There is a club: What is this baby

Sponge Bob: The guards made fun of me and I started to get worried.

There is a club: Is it a hill? Is he a guest

The second comment: And ... yes, of course.

There is a club: Oh great, let's do this, red.

Sponge Bob: Oh, no! So what about it?

The second comment: Yeah, he went, yeah, yeah, let's see, uh ... why can't you make an 11 year old pirate movie?

There is a club: For what

The second comment: "Tone!" Rating

.../ E! Why ... about pirates.

There is a club: Mr. Square, I don't pay you to fly! Get back to work now!

Sponge Bob: I said no! Do you see the handle? Don't open it because he didn't know. … It was a robot!

The second comment: A logical explanation of why this happened. He has already explained the reason for that. I consider cancer a robot because I want to turn it into a fun movie for ...

Sponge Bob: Hey, the club!

There is a club: You are here, baby

Sponge Bob: He did not disturb Okidro's father. Isn't that sad?

There is a club: Yes, I think it's even worse, but scammers can hide! Get back to work now!

Sponge Bob: It's like a movie robot. He didn't even cry.

The second comment: Spongebob, this is fun and interesting. I know my dad loves me so much!

Sponge Bob: This is the final test, Squidward. The movement of robots is not a matter of love.

The second comment: No, wait, Spongebob!

Sponge Bob: Hey, the club!

There is a club: What is it, a sponge baby? !!

Sponge Bob: I love you i want to sing rock!

There is a club: Back to work, Mr. Square.

Sponge Bob: Content?

There is a club: .../ Yes, I died on the radio! Yes, these batteries are still a lot of juice. A chat room of course! I'm sending it to Pearl for Christmas.

.../ Ready to match! You can already enjoy it. Internet connection Pancakes

.../ that's it! And why is it so hot and totally unbelievable today?

Sponge Bob: Cancer is here!

There is a club: Next, people!

Sponge Bob: Mr. ...

The second comment: Are they silent about the content of the robot movie?

Sponge Bob: Of course, their eyes were red and they had a metal in their hands and fell into the battery.

The second comment: Wonder, tell me, what club is this? !!

.../ I'm cleaning the navy, you call it the Navy!

Sponge Bob: Hello, operator? Get me in the Navy!

Operator: Hi, I'm in the Navy car service.

Sponge Bob: The field, the Maribor!

The second comment: No navigation

.../ Everyone should know that drones live for the world of robots!

.../ Our world!

.../ what should I do?

Sponge Bob: I do not know! Hey, get out!

The second comment: Sponge Bob.

Sponge Bob: sorry

There is a club: Aromatic Candles.

The second comment: You should know to what extent this robot belongs to Mr. Wright. What should the club do?

Sponge Bob: KW, the movie is made of roulette and they live in robots.

The second comment: Are they angry with robots?

Sponge Bob: Yes, you know, his daggers are good, they ask questions, they don't pay.

The second comment: But I thought something like this and said no, boo sponge, hello!

There is a club: .../ People, enlightened, children. What can I do for you and why are you locking the door? Why did you take this seed? Who sees the cash register? !!

.../ Sponge Bob! Square! what does that mean! He opened me up immediately!

The second comment: keep quiet

There is a club: What happened, Davey Jones? !!

The second comment: Bolt: "Shut up!" I was a mess.

Sponge Bob: Unacceptable!

The second comment: Sponge Bob, how are you?

Sponge Bob: It's awful to see why you don't smoke like Stanford and Gwen!

The second comment: No, it's not Mr. Krebs. This robot is a machine gun.

Sponge Bob: Yes yes

The second comment: The only way to fight these types of robots is to not hide them.

Sponge Bob: right

The second comment: Spongebob, you have to ask him the first question.

Sponge Bob: Yes, what color are you?

The second comment: Sponge Bob, please give me these things. Where's the club?

There is a club: what are you talking about? This is cancer.

The second comment: We can do it day and night. Where's the club?

There is a club: I have cancer

Sponge Bob: Where's the club?

There is a club: I have cancer

The second comment: Where's the club?

There is a club: I'm a club I'm! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!

Sponge Bob: This is a stubborn robot.

There is a club: what the? !! Do you think I'm a robot? !!

The second comment: I think we know

There is a club: It drives me crazy! I'm a club

The second comment: He was not tired. We will never be weak.

Sponge Bob: I came up with an idea. Look at this, soup. Don't tell anyone what you like about starters.

.../ If Robot Cobb doesn't tell you where the blacks are, why can they be friends today?

The second comment: Prepared by Spongebob.

Sponge Bob: Yes, but why am I talking to Mr. Clubs on the radio? He called it "Friday."

The second comment: Really? Spongebob put on the table.

There is a club: Do you want to change the blue blender to blue? you're crazy

The second comment: Let's take a look at what the "Friends of the Day" know.

There is a club: No, wait! What happened to the workers? I need money

The second comment: Where's the club?

.../ You are talking

There is a club: Number! That cost me $ 24.95

Sponge Bob: I mean, I didn't say anything.

The second comment: Carrying heavy, i.e. your socks.

There is a club: No, I don't think so. It costs me $ 32.50!

.../ $ 62.67!

.../ Four ... in fact, it was a gift.

.../ For what!

Sponge Bob: This is the last robot, Square.

There is a club: No, no cache registered! I made progress. I found it today when I was wearing a ski hat number!

The second comment: I thought the robot couldn't cry.

Sponge Bob: I told her I didn't like it.

There is a club: I like what it looks like

Sponge Bob: At least I didn't open it.

There is a club: Oh, I remember what it was.

The second comment: Spongebob, how did your movie end?

Sponge Bob: Movies? I'm sorry! The purpose was great! Not all robots were. So ... he understood. Unfortunately, it's time to move on.

There is a club: .../ Square!

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Google translate setup for "Krab Borg": Sindhi-Uzbek-Japanese-Luxembourgish-Japanese-Luxembourgish-Sindhi-Uzbek-Sindhi-Uzbek-Luxembourgish-Japanese-Uzbek-Sindhi

[SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation]

30. The wind makes it very strong (One Coarse Meal)

 

The wind makes it very strong

Mr. Krebs: Oh, that's all.

.../ Waves, nothing smells good. Soso(Japanese detected word for 'Neat')Bob! Problems, baby?

Huahuakai (Chinese detected phrase for 'flowers bloom'): Hmmm ... I could say it was an explosion.

Mr Krebs: What is an explosive?

Plankton: .../ Laugh out loud! Nanya (Indonesian detected word for 'Asking'), Eugene!

Mr Krebs: Plankton I finished the problem last week!

Plankton: It repeats itself when I'm with you.

Mr Krebs: Make it with ammonia!

.../ Fire!

.../ It looks like!

.../ Ah, ha, ha, don't go! Another man, Plankton.

Plankton: Another man, huh?

Mr Krebs: Oh, you're playing with fire, plankton!

Plankton: You don’t have to deal with these viruses, just accept the privacy policy and I’ll get started.

Mr Krebs: you do not understand

Plankton: I want you to think again.

Mr Krebs: And jump on the beam.

Plankton: We have the necessary information. Smart, where are the crabs?

Mr Krebs: Laugh out loud!

Plankton: "No, no" cancer?

.../ Okay, Cancer, I know the tears didn't flow, but I don't think you started an hour ago.

Huahuakai: Boy, don't say what you think

Plankton: See, this is Mr. Feather.

Huahuakai: Yes, but I don’t know how to be safe after planning, people. Krabs personal opinion. Don't leave me alone!

Plankton: Smart, after the weather test?

Mr Krebs: beat

Plankton: Tell me, what do you think is burning?

Huahuakai: It smells like wool.

Plankton: Zajjal? (Hungarian detected word for 'noise')

Water: Father!

Plankton: Call your daughter! Call me!

Mr Krebs: Big girl, Plankton, and I can't control myself. And the best. I think hunger is high today.

Plankton: Wake up, come on, big fish! I was a kid, so you care for patients like me. I watched the real show!

Water: You're going to the fridge

Plankton: Don't share it!

Water: I like salads and not plankton.

Mr Krebs: Who is afraid of anglers?

Heera (Bengali detected word for 'Diamonds'), my good daughter, saves my business and my life and now frees us from these traps.

Water: Fish from them.

Mr Krebs: Yes, you are like your father.

Water: Thanks Dad.

Mr Krebs: What prevents you from carrying your bag on the way to the store? Aren't you a little scared of plankton?

Water: I will double the price!

Mr Krebs: Plus Tables. no!

Huahuakai: You're going, Mom. Buy the right one

Water: Hey, this is not money!

Huahuakai: not the best. Shree themes. Go to bed. Mr. Krebs Walkie Buck!

Mr Krebs: Oh, everything is safe ... Please, Diamond? I'll be the housekeeper

Water: No, it's not! Ginger dude, I love it, perfect!

Mr Krebs: Hmmm ... In this case, glasses, I want to rent a good article.

Flow and water: Homina - Who? / Huh?

.../

Karen: My husband is back. When you lose

Plankton: Kagui has a huge fish!

Karen: You mean, like, salt and pepper, right?

Plankton: The last time I heard Karen’s voice, I was angry! Remember what happened to the ancestors of these animals?

Karen: But if you leave the body in the usual way, you have to worry about the mess. You can see it here.

Beginner level: .../ I'm hungry!

Plankton: This is the limit!

Beginner level: .../ I love plankton

Plankton: not friends!

.../ Karen, here it is! Irish!

Karen: What are you talking about?

Plankton: There is a candle in the museum!

Karen: You are afraid

Plankton: I'm interested!

Karen: There is no big fish here.

Plankton: I promise! The big fish almost exploded. Here is the mouthpiece, you breathe better!

Karen: Oh, that's beautiful plankton! If you'll excuse me, I have to go back to work.

Plankton: Karen! Karen--!

Karen: Yes, Bana (Turkish detected word for 'to me') Ji (Kurdish detected word for 'Show up)!

Tips: 16 paranoia after a day ...

Karen: Plankton, cooking. Plankton? Plankton, can you hear me?

Plankton: Yes, I can listen to you. You can guess, I'm not afraid to get into the light. You will see a big fish.

.../

.../ You are! Take off

With you: .../ Yes, Plankton! Congratulations brother!

Plankton: Akolaou?

With you: Yes, and who dares to turn on the local water.

Plankton: Avika Isca (Portguese detected word for 'bait')?

.../

.../ I can't take it! Oh, it bothers me!

.../ What is the status of liability? I'm trying this old fish!

.../ Yes. I finished the car with him at 7:15.

Huahuakai: Aloha, Plankton. Mecca old?

Plankton: De tea! Can't you see I'm trying to run? Remember, you just play with me as much as possible, right?

Huahuakai: I'm sorry, Plancton (French detected word for 'Plankton'), but I'm disturbed by the actual results.

Plankton: He will be young. I look behind the new Kagua (Swahili detected word for 'Check') Crusti (Latin detected word for 'Crust') to enjoy the smog.

Huahuakai: Peace!

.../

Mr Krebs: Aloha, Pipsky!

Huahuakai: Forgive me for hurting you. I think it’s important to see the plankton and stand on the way.

Mr Krebs: true cup!

Huahuakai: Ed Mr. Krebs, I know you're a plankton enemy, but are you dressing dangerously? What aren't you eating?

Mr Krebs: I can tell you about your description, which is a safe place that hides my system features.

Huahuakai: I don't remember, my friend. I broke this number. The second step in the law: Don’t ignore the words! Don't worry, Mr. Krebs. I'll fix it

.../

Plankton: Dude, how did you get here?

Huahuakai: Aloha, Plankton.

Plankton: What did you get? The ears of the earth? Take a walk

Huahuakai: Yes, yes, practically. But I think privacy, I repeat, is safe for leukemia patients.

Plankton: I was worried about all the roles left in my life because I came because of this fish.

Huahuakai: Everyone wins by two secrets! For example, Mr Krabs' fear ...

Plankton: Is this true

Huahuakai: Hmm-hmm, what else should I choose? There are Mr. Krebs in ram clothes, fear.

Plankton: Your brain is usually not like a fish! Why should animals be produced for food?

Huahuakai: But you can't use that knowledge, can you?

Plankton: It is not yet known what he will do after leaving the post.

Huahuakai: Okay, dream back to the plankton theme. Thanks for watching!

Plankton: No thank you!

.../

Mr Krebs: Thank you very much! Plankton is no problem!

Plankton: Is this true?

Mr Krebs: Oh, Plankton. Try something new again, huh? And here it is.

.../ next to it!

Plankton: Don't be afraid, Krabs.

Mr Krebs: I don't have cancer, I ... and I want to ...

.../ I am a mother without cancer.

Plankton: Work, Cancer. From repeating and hiding the fear, I see everything.

Mr Krebs: Are you afraid of passwords? What are you talking about?

Plankton: Watch it for yourself, enjoy the show!

Mr Krebs: Mo-mo doesn't wake up! Please!

Plankton: Not a good tree, right? I like this.

Huahuakai: You, Plankton, if I don't kill.

Plankton: Why?

Huahuakai: Big fish are hungry and visible for the first time.

Plankton: This is not food! Take off

Mr Krebs: .../ Kaiko! (Japanese detected word for 'Dismissal') Save yourself, son.

.../ And now you have it.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Google translate setup for One Coarse Meal: Haitian Creole-Hausa-Hawaiian-Hebrew-Hindi-Hmong-Hungarian-Haitian Creole-Hausa-Hawaiian-Hebrew-Hindi-Hmong-Hungarian

[SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation]

29. As we saw on TV (As Seen on TV)

 

As we saw on TV

Bamboo crabs: Wow, give graffiti. We didn't stay up all day. We had to go to my favorite restaurant. My, here we placed the first advertisement of Krusta Krabí. Following this style of business, we will find other customers. I feel like sweating.

.../ No, I had Squidward fix everything. That ... you know ... artistically.

.../ What are you doing ...? It looks expensive. That's not my way. Come. Move or finish. meat!

octopus: What are you doing?

Bamboo crabs: And what about the name Neptune?

octopus: We're in business, Crab.

Bamboo crabs: What you do will take my money! We recommend borrowing only basic things.

octopus: We need all that.

Bamboo crabs: How stupid is that?

octopus: This show is 28 years old and is a useless nightmare.

Bamboo crabs: So how do you explain that? Rusty Crabbe second?

octopus: Mr. Crab, everyone needs a student.

Bamboo crabs: You took me there, but why do we need them?

octopus: This project led to the Krabs crisis.

Bamboo crabs: Well, Pangrag, co. you were shot done. Scram. Take it, handkerchiefs. Of course, keep going.

.../ Except for myself

octopus: Okay, it's beautiful. We currently have no commercial employees.

Bamboo crabs: What are you talking about, Squidward? We have the cheapest people in the world. You, me and Sponge Bob. Speaking of which, where is the small barn?

Sponge Bob: Sir, I'm here

Bamboo crabs: What are you doing, us?

Sponge Bob: Squidward said he could help me bury me!

Bamboo crabs: Stop stealing and leave. I want you to do business.

Sponge Bob: Me? Promotion of rusty crab meat? I have!

octopus: Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ...

Bamboo crabs: Bay Squidward, don't give me an ass. We have the following calendar. The article is published tonight.

Sponge Bob and Octopus: You are here !

Bamboo crabs: Yes, I found a lot of things in the beginning.

Author: 3:28

Sponge Bob: Gary, it's almost over.

.../ Yes, I have butterflies. This is the most interesting thing in history.

.../ Here, Gary! No!

Author: Oh Jen, I have a question.

octopus: What's the matter with you, Amy?

Author: I have all the money and I don't know what to do, I'm hungry.

Author: Who is?

octopus: Where did he come from?

Amy and James: Yippee, Mr. Krabs.

Bamboo crabs: You're right, Amy. I've heard of your little question and I'm here to help you at any time. Follow me!

Amy and James: Where do we meet?

Bamboo crabs: We are Krusty Krab.

Amy: Is it Krusty Krab?

Bamboo crabs: You're right, Krusty Krabe (Czech detected word for 'Crabs). The site of the famous Krabby Patty!

Here you are: What is Krabby Patty?

Bamboo crabs: Because it's the most amazing food in the seven oceans.

Sponge Bob: I'm here, Gary! I'm here!

Bamboo crabs: We start with fresh, savory and delicious pasta. Pour green vegetables and cheese into the water. Consider flat sauces and other biscuits. Here you are! Krabby Patty.

Amy: I want Krabi Patty.

Here you are: I also.

Bamboo crabs: What do you think of Female Krabby Pie?

Sponge Bob: Look, Gary, here she is. Here you are!

Bamboo crabs: Two more satisfied customers So why not sign up now and stay with Krabby Patty?

All: Kr Krusty Krab: Hurry up and spend your money here! ♪

Sponge Bob: It was the longest 60 seconds of my life. Time to sleep.

.../

.../ It's time to go and move on.

Vell (Catalan detected word for 'Old') Jenkins: Come on!

Sponge Bob: Good morning, man.

Vell Jenkins: y! I saw it on TV yesterday.

Advertisers: New product, wheat bran flakes. The taste is good and fresh. Separate.

Sponge Bob: What did you do

Vell Jenkins: Yes, you do business.

Sponge Bob: You're right! aa, they know me.

Vell Jenkins: Yes, goodbye, bran. Beautiful box of seeds.

Sponge Bob: "Aren't you such a television?" I'm the man. What kind of person do you see? Were you on TV tonight? Yes I have. I ...

.../ Please forgive me, sir.

Peterson: Well, Sponge Bob.

Sponge Bob: They know me everywhere. Because the next time you find out, people will start doing things because they're still opening the door ... God, why, he attracted me.

Peterson: He didn't feel anything.

Sponge Bob: You are on your way.

Fred: Excuse me, sir. Is there an obstacle for me?

Sponge Bob: Because yes, good boss. Then stay away from me. It is too confusing to increase all demand. Why should I save the wrong people?

Fred: at the end. I eat it myself

Sponge Bob: About us here, darling. The shame of mph seems to have healed.

octopus: It's Sponge Bob. I want it ...

Sponge Bob: Never mind, Squidward. I already know Ling

octopus: Am I the last one?

Sponge Bob: .../ Yes, I find it all ridiculous, BT no longer belongs to me.

Taylor: Hey, that's awesome!

Sponge Bob: To please kind people, there are no photos at work.

Taylor: This is tomato sauce.

Sponge Bob: There can be only one. Another thing? Apollingbo. I get it now.

Bamboo crabs: It's Sponge Bob.

Sponge Bob: Yes, pilot.

Bamboo crabs: I want ... wow!

.../ All right, man, go there, change your mind, stop walking magically.

Sponge Bob: I do not understand. Here you are! Good boy, even the brightest stars are tired and not left behind. But after a short break from where I live, I will shine again. it is beautiful.

.../

Dell: Hey, did you catch Glenn Pink's pink fish at Flounderman last night?

floor: No, how are you?

Dell: I know this person is doing well, but his singing is very good. I'm telling you, the seller will be circumcised.

Sponge Bob: personal album!

.../

Bamboo crabs: So if you're chasing him and working for him twice, then ... here.

.../ Alone, Sponge Bob. These themes are very nice and beautiful.

Sponge Bob: They, Mr. Crab and I. I want to do something for you, shrimp.

Bamboo crabs: The only thing I can bring are baked cakes, Fry Boy.

Sponge Bob: No, I can't attend this concert, Craber. This part of my work is done. I'm an artist now.

Bamboo crabs: what did you say

Sponge Bob: Crabs are. We thought outside the box for a while. Sales are outdated. People love music. If I can change my future, I will, Krabi. I'm a torturer. Someone in town is on the same page, right?

Bamboo crabs: Boy, did Krabi smoke in your head? Put on your Squidward gas mask and get back to work.

Sponge Bob: I know you understand, thank you for the originality. from here.

Bamboo crabs: Oh ... I've never had that strange sadness ... and indifference.

.../

confirmation: Here you are! y! We're waiting for you.

Name: Where are you from?

confirmation: How long will you stay here?

octopus: No, Sponge Bob? Would you like to sit smart in a sleeveless mouth? Or did you obey this person's orders?

Sponge Bob: Choice, octopus. These people seem very upset. Don't wait any longer. I think it's best to give them what they need as soon as possible.

octopus: And I think so, otherwise cancer will get rid of us all.

.../ Think and wait.

Sponge Bob: No, octopus. It requires human satisfaction.

octopus: What is inside?

Sponge Bob: How are people

All: Come on!

Sponge Bob: Women and men, this is not a problem. Because Sponge Bob is here for fun.

octopus: y!

confirmation: Food is your idea.

Sponge Bob: I like to sing this little issue of "Line Juice".

♪ It is always best to wear a striped sweater.

Such a person has a high neck

Because if you wear ... ♪

confirmation: We are all hungry!

Sponge Bob: ... That ... special ... sweater ... ♪

.../ Squid, this group is not happy.

octopus: So why not go back to the kitchen, take a cake and give them what they want?

Sponge Bob: combat! Thanks, squid.

Nancy: It is a game?

Sponge Bob: Do you want to sound and laugh at the same time? The crowd was crowded.

confirmation: Ah, what are you doing now?

Sponge Bob: And what about the vampire car three miles from the blood bank? Taxi!

confirmation: He lost our hunger!

Sponge Bob: There are nurses, sailors and hairdressers.

All: We love cookies!

Sponge Bob: However, I have not explained this before. Fabric!

All: !!

Sponge Bob: No!

.../ My work is done. I found myself with age. All the people I trampled on were destroyed.

confirmation: y! Finally!

Nancy: That's what we're waiting for.

Sponge Bob: When I put these cakes on the grill, they look sweet. You can also save your work. Be with him, Sponge Bob. Walk around.

.../ Not only that.

All: Come!

Sponge Bob: Do you like it?

confirmation: That's what we always wanted.

Sponge Bob: How does it work. But how can I watch? planet! It's weird, but we all have to move the line at some point. No people. Do you like it?

All: That!

Sponge Bob: I'm trying a new method. It's time to go and move on.

customer: We want onions! cheese! That!

Sponge Bob: You are ready?

All: Fabric! Krabby Patty!

Bamboo crabs: .../ Yes, SpongeBob, looks like you found your phone.

Sponge Bob: I'm telling you. I'm so glad I left the kitchen fried.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Google translate setup for As Seen on TV: Catalan-Cebuano-Chichewa-Chinese-Corsican-Croatian-Czech

[SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation]

28. Christmas SpongeBob!

 

Christmas SpongeBob!

Weaknesses: Merry Christmas, guys! Why do you think he has this mailbox in the patch? This year I want to be sure that Mikolai receives my letter. So I gave Mr Mailman a day off.

Pot: Do you know how to reach the North Pole?

Weaknesses: Oh pot, you naughty catch the bird caught. Everyone knows that the direction of the North Pole is in the words of the song "Jingle Bells". Preventing snow ...

.../ We crossed the field. La la la la la. Let's leave it at that. So we're looking for a field here.

Pot: No chips, see Santa's North Pole instructions. ♪ Jesus. Father's Christmas. Santa is on the left. ♪ Cats.

Weaknesses: So we return before we see the field.

Pot: Warn! The road is branching!

Weaknesses: I don't see the fork.

.../ As we wait for the truck to spin, let's take a look at what SpongeBob is doing at Christmas.

 

Sponge Bob: .. Oh, it's so close.

My favorite time of year.

It was snowing and a cold wind was blowing.

It is still coming.

And Santa, I know Santa. Santa's happy eyes are coming to me!

The knowledge that Jesus sees makes me perfect and happy.

I will light the house like a Christmas tree.

Farala la-la-la-la-la-la-era.

For Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus ...

Look at me

.../ Hi Squidward! What are you doing now

Squid: Rotating lights for Santa to know ... no strange ideas!

Sponge Bob: Purigi ...

♪ Jesus, Jesus, Jesus is watching me having fun.

She saw everything I did

The left eye is mine, the right is yours! ♪

.../ What's this?

Patrick: Here's the trap! Santa Claus is a trap!

Sponge Bob: Oh. Do you eat New Year's food?

Patrick: Take Santa to the box,

Rock like Fort Knox

And stop calling.

And we celebrate Christmas all year long! ♪

Hey, cookies!

Sponge Bob: Oh ... Santa, Santa, Santa is watching me having fun!

Fellala la-la-la-la-la!

And who did I see?

Under the Christmas tree? ♪

Sand: ♪ Oh, Christmas, oh, Christmas is a mystery.

Mix Christmas shoes with sweet and sour algae. ♪

Sponge Bob: Happy Holidays Sandy!

Sand: Happy Holidays, SpongeBob!

Sponge Bob: ♪ Jesus, Jesus, Jesus is watching me having fun. ♪

.../ Hello, Mr. Krabs! Are you ready for Christmas?

Mr. Krabs: Why Christmas is my favorite time! After all, this is the "beginning of time"!

Sponge Bob: Can't imagine dominance?

Mr. Krabs: Is it true! The more you give, the more I get.

Plankton: , Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus is looking at me

He saw everything I did.

All land, plans and plans.

It’s a little fun.

Jesus looks at me.

All damage was packaged.

So every Christmas morning

You can get full charcoal socks! ♪

Karen: If you are not the biggest bastard in Bikini Bottom, Santa will give you a real gift.

Plankton: In front of me, Karen!

.../ There is an element in the known universe that produces amazing juice! I found it, plankton. Here you are! Jerktonium!

.../ I give Bikini the most innocent of the best Christmas candies to all the people below. Fruit cake! And every incision is covered by an erection! After taking drugs, no one can help the biggest, most dangerous and worst things! That's when Santa Sheldon realizes that J. Plankton isn't so crazy! I finally got what I wanted for Christmas, Crabby Patty's secret recipe!

.../ Now the most important ingredients in Erkton! All right, Gerkton, do it!

.../ That is the end! Ha ha! Jerkmaker ends with 9,000 fruit cakes! Who was the first victim?

Sponge Bob: Hi plankton! What do you have there? Is it a cake spreader? You don't think I have an anthem, do you?

Plankton: Definitely a fruit cake! Please!

.../ Hot oven and full of love!

Sponge Bob: Him! Him! Bitter! Bitter! Bitter!

.../ Him! It is well!

Plankton: So how do you feel how amazing it is?

Sponge Bob: There is none here.

Plankton: Luck?

Sponge Bob: Mm-mm

Plankton: Maybe pull a little?

Sponge Bob: W. I can taste this cake! Really delicious!

Plankton: Hmmm ... Get a piece without Jerry! Repeat here.

Sponge Bob: I think!

Plankton: How tall is your father?

Sponge Bob: W. How can I get upset when my taste buds want to show up at Christmas?

Repair: Hi boy, here it is! Yes!

Plankton: Grrr! Get more! You have healthy bread! Catch a dozen bakers! Very

Sponge Bob: So ... I think everyone should taste the amazing fruit cake!

Plankton: Do you know Knock? Stupid bucket! Bikini down. God, God.

Sponge Bob: Dude! You want Christmas

Autumn: Why SpongeBob!

Fish 2: Yes, who doesn't like sweets?

Sponge Bob: No one can rest like a fruitcake in an old tube. Sobram! (Portuguese detected word for 'Left')

Fish 2: It was like a verbal gift!

Sponge Bob: I know you like it.

Autumn: Hi! Are we here to sing or eat a great cake?

Fish 2: Unfortunately, calm down, Bill! What do you want to sing

Autumn: So I just want to sing one main Christmas song and the song "Jingle Bells". Forward! One and two and -

Fish 3: No, save your servant! We sing the best Christmas song and it's "Silver Bells"!

Autumn: Bad hours, friend!

Fish 2: Hi, I want to sing Randolph Red-nosed Hippocampus!

Sponge Bob: It was great to see so many people celebrating the holidays.

Plankton: What is the size of the rocket? You know, Yerktonium seems to be working on these tweets. Very interesting.

Sponge Bob: God, Christmas parade! It's a great way to spread joy. Yes, look at fruit cakes today. Eat everything and say "Hello!"

Bikini shoes: Yes!

Sponge Bob: After a hot day, everyone can eat Christmas stereotypes. Christmas can stay with everyone, today we eat fruit cakes!

Plankton: It's getting better.

Holy Armor: Ho ho ho! So, boy, what do you want for Christmas?

Son: I like sledges and trucks, bicycles and trains ...

Sponge Bob: Hello saint! Get a fruit cake.

Son: And water weapons and helicopters and - and ...

Holy Armor: So why not get a job and buy all the garbage yourself? If you try it, try the brush, you're small -

Sponge Bob: Get a fruit cake!

Head: Thank you!

.../ Let's leave it! I'm leaving!

Son: Whee-ee-ee! Yes, yes And I want a springboard!

.../

Plankton: Congratulations! Soon all bikini shoes will be rough! Now I need to know what to do with old SpongeBoy.

Karen: Your master plan is seriously disrupted. PaavoBobe's (Tamil detected word for 'Baobabe') love for innocent rest seems to protect the heart from Erkton's influence.

SpongeBob SquarePants program: Dahahaha! Juices.

Plankton: Chicken! That square head immediately threw away all bad things! Looks like it's time to offer Plan B.

.../ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Plan, meet Karen. Now go automate the malware, go and destroy SpongeBob's Nest reputation!

.../ Ah? Yes

Toy group: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Ready to be destroyed at Christmas.

Mr. Krabs: .../ What is happening there? Only you, Sponge Bob.

Plankton: SpongeBob, you've turned into a bad bad toy!

 

Weaknesses: I can't believe we survived a terrible accident.

.../ Au! (French detected word for 'At')

.../ Oh, that's a problem. It's not good. Free bikes, right? It looks like an empty saddle of cows. Brrr! It's cold here. Why don't you make a nice cup of hot cocoa at home when the pot opens for me?

.../ Hey guys My eyes are so cold. Food, water, food and snacks are up to 20 minutes. Boy, can I deepen my buffalo wings. Sounds like a good desk? Mixed with blue cheese.

Pot: Pumpkin! What are you doing?

Weaknesses: Sorry, I don't know what this is for me. I'm so hungry!

Pot: All right, Patchy, I'm not mad at you.

Weaknesses: Aba

.../ Bird, why are you looking at me like that? What are you doing?

 

Sponge Bob: Happy Holidays, brothers and sisters!

Autumn: Oh, go get socks!

Sponge Bob: Oh my. It's not very nice.

.../ Congratulations next year, Mr. Crab!

Mr. Krabs: Can't wait, Sponge Bob! No additional fees!

Sponge Bob: What is it about?

.../ Hi Patrick! What are you doing?

Patrick: I think it's pretty accurate, SpongeBob! I'll have a fruitcake and lock the tiger lock on Saint! If you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now.

Sponge Bob: Well. It shouldn't be stupid. Everyone is on the sidelines now. An earthquake must occur on the day of the festival.

Patrick: Someone.

.../ That's how it works! Hello, big picture of shrimp.

Sponge Bob: Ha, Christmas! When the bottom of the bikini is full of good intentions.

Johnny: Merry Christmas, Frankie.

Frankie: Merry Christmas, Johnny.

Sponge Bob: A little ugly! Sir, if people don't behave properly, Christmas will fly down in a bikini at Christmas! I need help.

.../ Squid!

Squid: I'm not at home!

Sponge Bob: My God, what should I do now?

Squid: Why don't you bother, Sandy?

Sponge Bob: Good idea, Squidward. Thank you for your home.

Squid: I said I'm not home!

.../ Sponge, give me the door!

.../

Sponge Bob: Sand, sand! I need your help! Christmas and everything under the bikini is funny! I need to know why.

Sand: Why should I help them all?

Sponge Bob: These stops don't pay attention to Christmas, Sandy! This is the problem.

Sand: Problems? My only problem is that the fruitcake is gone. All I had to do was eat to feed the old nuts.

Sponge Bob: The problem is not with fruit cake! The problem is that everyone, including you, is acting crazy! I have to fix it myself.

.../ Him!

Sand: Dagnabbit, SpongeBob, you have a fruitcake with my Christmas Magic Analyzer!

.../ Yes, I'm in Rog. My analyzer found a fruitcake!

.../ That's serious!

Sponge Bob: What is this, Sandy?

Sand: The fruit cake is colored with ectonia! Suddenly I found myself on a warm road with a crosswind. The most expensive of these is geranium and whole fruitcake. Where did you get this fruit cake?

Sponge Bob: He fried it with plankton.

Sand: Did you take the food from Plankton and distribute it to everyone in town?

Sponge Bob: Uh! Ah.

Sand: You're stupid.

Sponge Bob: Uh! Ah.

Sand: No wonder the city has all the old flour.

Sponge Bob: Him! I ate a lot of fruit cake! I'm probably the biggest joke in town!

Sand: Hmmm ... You're not a cheater. For some reason, it's none of your business.

.../ It must be a combination of your little brain and your pure heart. Your immunity is Gerkton, SpongeBob, but the rest of us need an antibody. I put the analyzer down to calculate the formula.

.../ Unfortunately, this antibody does not make sense!

Sponge Bob: Hmmm ... that's not a formula! Here's the song!

.../ Sandy, the antidote!

.../

Fish 6: Yes, your wings are strong!

Sponge Bob: Ah, everyone!

Happiness brings happiness to the world

Here's how

But the world will not move around you.

Do not move.

not yet!

Be kind to children, animals, and parents.

Because that's how they want you to be arrested!

Use divert signals.

Do not block your calls.

If you close the hallway, do not demolish the house.

I spat on endless gum on my shoes.

Take the toothpaste under the tube.

Do not move.

not yet!

not yet!

Never interrupt while others are talking.

Do not hold people or look at the toilet seat.

It’s family time, Holly and Turkey.

“Now is a happy time, not a bull! ♪

You're happy, no cows stupid! ♪

Accepted Santa Claus has accepted almost all the gifts on your list.

Why are you complaining about what is missing?

Take your time, yet!

not yet!

Do not move.

not yet! ♪

Sand: Congratulations, SpongeBob, your song is working!

Sponge Bob: And not fast. Santa Claus has to be here any minute.

Mr. Krabs: You're not young. Here it comes!

Sponge Bob: Oh no! Jesus! You did it!

Nicholas: Come on, ho, ho, ho, ho! Boy, freeze the plane there. I'm afraid to bring bad news.

Sponge Bob: Oh no!

Nicholas: Yes, yes, it looks like everyone on this year's list is cheeky.

Sponge Bob: Stupid list ?!

Nicholas: Nothing is here. You have all become one.

Sponge Bob: But ---!

Nicholas: But nothing. Arang (Indonesian detected word for 'Charcoal')! Except for plankton.

SpongeBob, friends and partners: Wha-a-at!

Nicholas: I was as amazed as you, but he was holier than anyone else.

.../ Here, Sheldon, I think you asked.

Mr. Krabs: A secret formula? How did you get it?

Nicholas: I have habits.

Art beads: Hmm ... dad?

Mr. Krabs: Ah? Get out of my pocket, Ropend!

Sponge Bob: Aga-aga-aga-aga - -! But God, yours is wrong!

Nicholas: On the contrary, SpongeBob, you are the worst. You see, you are creating chaos now!

Plankton: Oops.

Toy group: I'm ready to ruin Christmas.

.../ Destroy Santa Santi.

Sponge Bob: If you want Santa Claus, you have to get to me!

Megalelut: .../ BONE.

Saint: Oh.

Sponge Bob: .../ Is that all you got?

Nicholas: I'm leaving here.

.../ You understand that it belongs to him.

Sponge Bob: You put that funny big elf in!

.../ The oven is hot and full of love!

.../ Hurry up, Santa, jump!

Nicholas: .../ Thank you again for saving my emperor.

Sponge Bob: It is not.

Nicholas: Obviously you are a very good child, unlike the owner of this packed monster.

.../ What do we have there? "If you find him, turn to Chumi (Swahili detected word for 'Ten') Bucket?" Plankton?

Plankton: Oops.

Mr. Krabs: Give it to me, Sheldon. Don't force him.

Nicholas: All right, give Plankton what she deserves.

.../ Too long, children! Ho-o-o-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Sponge Bob: Hi, has anyone seen Patrick?

Patrick: He-he-he-hee. I did!

 

Weaknesses:  Santa's workshop? I am Jesus here! I am here!

Pot: I'm not going there.

Weaknesses: Jesus!

.../ I'm just asking for Christmas! And this SpongeBob hero should meet me.

Jesus: I think stealing a van from a mailbox is definitely rude. You mean like saline and stuff, right?

Pot: Of course Santa.

They are both: Merry Christmas.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Google translate setup for It's a SpongeBob Christmas!:
Patchy segments: Czech-Polish-Esperanto-Kyrgyz-Finnish-Filipino-Estonian
Episode: Estonian-Filipino-Finnish-Kyrgyz-Esperanto-Polish-Czech
Songs: Swedish-Japanese-Indonesian-Belarusian-Slovak-Amharic-Somali

[Every episode of Fairly OddParents rated]

Every episode of Fairly OddParents season 10 rated:

Spoiler

 

153. The Big Fairy Share Scare! - Irredeemable
154a. Whittle Me This! - Good
154b. Mayor or May Not - Okay
155a. Girly Squirrely - Scum
155b. Birthday Battle - Scum
156a. The Fair Bears - Okay
156b. Return of the L.O.S.E.R.S. - Scum
157a. A Sash and a Rash - Meh
157b. Fish Out of Water - Okay
158a. Animal Crockers - Okay
158b. One Flu Over the Crocker's Nest - Good
159. Booby Trapped - Meh
160a. Blue Angel - Okay
160b. Marked Man - Great
161a. Clark Laser - Good
161b. Married to the Mom - Good
162a. Which is Wish - Great
162b. Nuts and Dangerous - Scum
163a. Fairy Con - Meh
163b. The Hungry Games - Great
164a. Spring Break-Up - Scum
164b. Dimmsdale Daze - Scum
165a. Cat 'n' Mouse - Okay
165b. Chip Off the Old Crock! - Good
166a. Space Ca-Dad - Scum
166b. Summer Bummer - Okay
167a. Hare Raiser - Scum
167b. The Kale Patch Caper - Meh
168a. Dadlantis - Scum
168b. Chloe Rules! - Scum
169a. Crockin' the House - Okay
169b. Tardy Sauce - Meh
170a. Knitwits - Scum
170b. Dimmsdale's Got Talent? - Meh
171. Certifiable Super Sitter - Irredeemable
172a. Goldie-Crocks and the Three Fairs - Scum
172b. Fancy Schmancy - Scum

 

Top 5 (a.k.a. the saving graces of this season):
5. Whittle Me This!
4. Clark Laser
3. Marked Man
2. Which is Wish
1. The Hungry Games

Bottom 5:
5. Chloe Rules!
4. Dadlantis
3. Dimmsdale Daze
2. The Big Fairy Share Scare!
1. Super Certifiable Sitter

Full season rating: Scum season

 

Complete rankings:

"Excellent:" 17 (19 counting Season 0)

"Great:" 81 (86 counting Season 0)

"Good:" 53 (54 counting Season 0)

"Okay:" 46 (48 counting Season 0)

"Meh:" 37

"Scum:" 41

"Irredeemable:" 8

 

Overall series score: Good series (see spreadsheet below for more info)

 

Completed spreadsheet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1O_370BxsIaoo5JlDonpgvJhb_VrJtZym/view?usp=sharing

[The Golden Community Awards XIV: Nominations]

Members:

Best Debater: Hawk, Jjs, Wumbo, Clappy, Kev

Funniest Member: OMJ, Kev, Cha, Danny DeVito, OWM

Spongiest Member: Katie, NegiSpongie, President Squidward, 4EverGreen, That Excited SpongeKid 

Kindest Member: SOF, Cha, Sauce Mama, Mythix, The Appetizer

Most Mature Member: Jjs, Hawk, Katniss, Trophy, Patty Rose

Most Contributive Member: Patty Rose, sbl, JCM, OMJ, dmandaman

Most Competitive Member: dmandaman, DarknessDG, Fred Rechid, JCM

Most Creative Member: Cha, Katie, Patty Rose, Local Aquatic, President Squidward

 

Spin-Offs/Lits:

Best Creation: SBCinema, Pirate Legends, OMJ's Die-In Theater, JCMovies, The Misadventures of Casper and Wendy

Best Ended Creation: Community Deathmatch, Miss Appear, Skodwarde, Gary the Snail's Undersea Adventures, A Dead Eye for an Eye

Best Episode: Post Fiction (SBCinema), Complications (Cherish), Pirate's Life (Pirate Legends), The Inquisitor and the Duck (Duck Dodgers 40,000), JCM Rings in the New Year (JCMovies)

Best Comedy: The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star, OMJ's Die-In Theater, Bikini Bottom Nature Watch, JCMovies

Best Storyline: Power Rangers: Multiverse Force, Cherish, Pirate Legends, Interloopers Unite!, Duck Dodgers 40,000

Best Setting: Duck Dodgers 40,000, Pirate Legends, Total Cartoon Strikes Back, Power Rangers: Multiverse Force, Interloopers Unite!

Best Protagonist: Mack Stark (Pirate Legends), Cherish (Cherish), Wendy (The Misadventures of Casper and Wendy), Daffy Duck/Duck Dodgers (Duck Dodgers 40,000),  Wally (Interloopers Unite!)

Best Antagonist: Hector Bedossa (Pirate Legends), Dr. Maniac (Power Rangers: Multiverse Force), The Swarmlord (Duck Dodgers 40,000), Dr. Steel (SBCinema ep. 88)

 

Hall of Fame:

Honorary Creator: NegiSpongie and Renegade the Unicorn

Honorary Creation: Total Cartoon series and Miss Appear

Honorary Staff: teenj and Fred

Honorary Member: Katniss and E.V.I.L.

[My Little Pony Life]

Bump since I just found out that the new series aired in the States this month. Feel free to discuss for those who have seen this.

[Chemist Bob's Catastrophic Creations Cinema]

2. In Which the Author Got Higher Than a Mountain (Guru Gakuto; Episodes 2 & 3)

 

Welcome back to the cinema, fellow readers. I’m the host Chemist Bob, and today I will be going through two episodes of the show’s current target: Guru Gakuto. In other words, this evening will be a double feature, and I’ll be starting off this installment with…

 

2.The Journal

Or...The Episode Title Template

“So...a journal is all I see,” said Rick.

Well, I also see a Captain Obvious at the scene.

”Well, let’s take a peek, maybe there’s a clue,” said Sierra.

“No! I saw this in a movie once, it’s suspicious to find something like that in a forest,” said Mason.

You know, you may be right. That journal could actually be a Death Note.

“I’m the leader here, so I’m going to read,” Sierra then grabbed the journal and started to read.

Sierra seems to put her own leadership role on quite a pedestal if she decides to make it the leader’s priority to even read things. In fact, why could I continue riffing when I could let Sierra do the rest of the work for me?

“February 13th, 2019,

Oh hey, a date that had actually happened. What matter of events has the author written for this moment?

I had an unexpected relationship with a legend. He was an old friend of mine; he was heroic, talented, and quite the fighter. There he lays me, alone in this forest, it gives out many memories.

Oh, if it’s Gakuto-related, it’s little of my concern, but hey, this is some fine freestyle poetry.

Together, it was like a cropfield of most of the kelp in this forest.

One thing I should mention is that this entire journal entry is all part of a pretty big wall of text, for those unprepared with the spin-off going 4EverGreen on us for one moment.

It gives eternal light shining my personality.

I repeat: who talks like this? How much longer do I need to sustain the author’s sugarcoated wordplay?

Gakuto risks for anything.

Legend has it that Gakuto would even risk his life for a Klondike bar.

He also kind of told me about his seven siblings.

Yeah, ‘kind of,’ let’s go with that.

I thought to myself it was going to be fascinating to see them one day. Later on, with Gakuto discharged with our duties, I lie alone in this forest. Here I am, once again

Don’t know whether I should make a Kelly Clarkson or a Victorious reference at this point.

Gakuto, wishing you luck. It was raining rigidly, and I had this journal, keeping our memories in here together. I’ve already known, the bond was starting to break.

And it took you one day to write him off like that if I were to believe that he left you in this kelp forest the same day you’re writing all this in your journal?

Gakuto was a lively man, who has given up. I called the spirits of this forest to keep me company. They only existed in my belief.

What ‘belief’ exactly, unless you mean to say they only exist in your imagination?

The tide was officially broken with Gakuto walked up to me, and thoroughly decided to leave me behind in the cropfield.

Forest – I lie alone. Food and water supply scarce. It’s snowing on Mt. Fuji.

This spot lays my journal, once I finish.

…Or until Sierra completely gets the point of your whole debacle. No? Carry on, then…

Then came stage two of great depression,

In one day? Jesus…

all but anyone noble beside me. I continued cleaning the slate, thinking of my future about my bond with the legend known as Gakuto.

Between you and Gakuto, you should already know by now that you don’t have a future.

The forest spirits have changed me: they all become my self-conscience. So far, in stage three, I have been munching on my own plants, keeping warmth, and staying health.

I should already reckon that the guy writing this journal is in a hurry to write all this stuff up or he’s just not very good at grammar to write things like ‘staying health.’

My thoughts were clear, and the main idea was to revenge on Gakuto’s active situation: his seven kids. As from this point, my purpose is to liberate his seven kids.

If by liberate you mean release, then consider that goal of yours already taken care of.

If anyone, I mean anyone reads this, I am watching you, deciding judgment on whom to inflict an eternal curse in this here forest. My personality was bitter sweet, all due to this type of desolation. I’m wishing you all bad luck.”

And then Sierra shrugs it all off as she doesn’t know what most of those words meant.

The entry ended abruptly as Sierra sees a shredded page.

And you expect me to believe that all of this transpired in one day?

“I have a bad feeling about this,” said Mason.

”Oh come on, it’s just a curse, and I doubt it will pass on,” Sierra replied.

Sierra: It might kill us, but come on, what’s the big deal about a curse anyways?

“All I know is reading kills, period.” Rick stated.

I don’t know about you, but I’m still very much alive.

Suddenly, the group spies a 20,000lb SUV in the middle of the forest.

Okay…I’m no automobile expert, but I can assure the author’s past self that there’s no such thing as an SUV that weights that much.

They now saw the vehicle starting and it chased after them. When the vehicle was 5 feet close to them, it stopped.

So it was just parked there for some reason? Was the driver waiting endlessly for the moment where he sees seven people with Pebbles of Life reading an abandoned journal in the forest?

“What the hell do you want, stranger?!” Rick said angrily.

Oh, how unfortunate the implications of this scene I’m thinking of being right now.

“All of you get in! Horacio’s orders,” said the SUV driver.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Stop stalling, we’re on a mission to find a legend!” Jonah exclaimed.

“Everybody in the car before I commence doing it the hard way,” He replied.

Please don’t make me think about it, story. You’re making it harder for me to make a good joke about a stranger…with an SUV that I may as well call his white van…capturing children.

Theo kicked his leg while Sierra, Jason, and Jonah started running off.

Theo: That’s my purse!

His feet were no match for the seven pre-teens.

I don’t even want to think about that guy’s feet.

The driver, identified as Curtis, grabbed Jason first.

Possibly no one is going to ever acknowledge this SUV-driving child kidnapper working in cahoots with a guy named Horacio by name so here is his name anyways.

He managed to get Jason inside the backseat. Curtis grabbed Sierra next. She was kicking one of the car doors, trying to escape Curtis’ clutches.

She couldn’t make her mind up on whether she should take the front or back seat.

All but Vivian tried to tug Sierra away, but she ended up inside the car.

Whilst accommodating to her useless protagonist role very well, or perhaps a little too well.

Curtis was about to grab Theo. Basically, Theo was gnawing on his head, while the other four ran for it.

Cannibalistic humor saves the day, all thanks to Theo.

Curtis got back inside his SUV and drove off with Jason and Sierra.

“Okay, that was drastically out of nowhere,” said Rick.

And that’s the tea, speaking of which, it’s time I indulge myself in a long sip from a hot cup of the stuff to remind myself of how true that statement was. *long sip*

“There’s bad luck raging inside us, I knew it was real!” Mason said sounding surprised.

“Shut up Mason, curses are just like North Dakota, Bigfoot…and a bunch of other mythical crap!” Rick exclaimed.

Oh but Rick, you’d never know if Gakuto is actually hiding in the so-called non-existent North Dakota, or looking for Bigfoot in that same place.

“I’ve been in this family for like ten years now, and I still hate on you!” Mason replied.

“Okay, you guys are making it worse!” Jonah said.

“All I know is that I believe that stranger is a familiar descendant of the writer of that journal!” Mason said.

“Whoever he is, I just feel like executing the living hell out of him, but now…” tears then started to form around Jonah’s face.

Jonah as an executioner…that’s not too hard to imagine, actually.

 “Sierra, Jason…I can’t just believe they’re gone!” Jonah continued to bawl, while we see Sierra walking by.

“Jonah, what’s the matter?” Sierra asked.

Sierra: Excuse me fellas, I was just taking a stroll when I heard that some girl named Sierra got captured by some stranger. Was that girl me?

“It was you…and Jason,” Jonah was still talking breathlessly and depressingly. “That guy…he took…he took you and Jason away!”

“Oh Jonah, as leader of this scavenger hunt, I don’t let anybody down!” Sierra replied.

Except that Jason kid that you couldn’t save for whatever reason.

“I snuck out of that truck, if you were kind of wondering.”

Sierra: That stranger could’ve used brute force to prevent me from escaping, but that’s not a problem, he probably didn’t see me making my exit anyways.

“Sierra, he didn’t take you away, don’t do that again!” Jonah exclaimed.

“I hope. Bad news is, Jason is taken away by some stranger, and I know the journal was the source of this situation!”

Again, why didn’t you save Jason when you had a chance to!?

“I doubt it was the journal, it kind of happened inconveniently,” said Rick.

“Let’s keep moving on, so we can find some more answers!” Sierra vowed.

And leave Jason behind? Yeah, I’d reconsider re-electing the leader for this group. Sorry Mayor SpongeBob, you’ve made a wrong choice.

“Hmm…and I wonder who the Horacio person he was talking about is,” Theo wondered.

The scene goes to Jason inside the SUV.

“Oh god, where am I?” Jason thought to himself.

Jason clearly hasn’t had the experience of riding inside a 20,000lb SUV before.

“Welcome to Afghuppistan son,” Curtis said. Jason stepped out of the SUV, and saw many of his soldiers in his base. He was later seen in a place called the Prisoner’s Essential Territory.

P.E.T.. Good one, author.

“I don’t know what that man’s up to, but this is crazy,” said Jason in a bed bunk.

It’s not as crazy as the setup for the episode’s plot.

“Hey there, I think you must be Jason!” Someone said as she approached Jason.

That’s quite a hunch for someone that the character has never met.

”Whoa, who are you?!” Jason said as he jumped.

“Come on, I won’t nibble, mate. I’m Shazza Flores,” she introduced.

Oh hey Shazza from one of the author’s other spin-offs, Z-Storm, which was then reinvented into Red Flag Savior: Rebirth of a Storm, fancy seeing you in this spin-off.

“Okay then, my name’s Jason. I came from six other siblings,” he replied. “Oh man, I really need to get out of here!”

Hey, let’s not change the subject as fast as that.

“We can’t, this is Afghuppistan. And it’s part of Horacio’s orders,” Shazza replied back.

“Who’s this Horacio person?” Jason asked.

“I can’t just talk, this is a dangerous place, and…if we each get out of this jail cell, I guess I can tell you.”

Well, what’s stopping you from spilling it out inside a jail cell? Is Horacio or one of his comrades guarding the unit and will kill you on the spot if you speak ill of him?

The scene was now focused on the six pre-teens.

“I’m telling you all, it was a strange curse! We’re all cursed!” Mason exclaimed.

If the movie with the strange abandoned journal in the forest dealt with an otherwise strange curse, I’m willing to bet the curse just made Mason delirious.

“It was not! Sierra, you have anything to set up a tent?” Rick said.

“Wait, you want to make a tent, together?” Sierra asked.

What I think she meant to ask was, “Wait, we were supposed to set up camp?” Of course, this was a not-too subtle hint about Sierra’s feelings towards Rick, but I’d rather ignore implications of the like while going through this spin-off.

“Not where I’m getting at, but let’s just make one, before another suspicious enemy arrives in our sight!” Rick replied.

Rick: And with another suspicious 20,000lb SUV!

“I can’t believe Jason got taken away though…” Jonah thought.

”Wow, and I can’t believe it’s only been two episodes,” said Vivian.

Hey look, someone just broke the fourth wall, now laugh!

After a while, the tent was finally made, and they were fast asleep. The time switches to six AM, as we see Jason and Shazza during their first routine.

“This place just makes me sick Shazza,” Jason whispered.

A sick Shazza is an unusual way to self-describe you, but I already know that this is because the author just forgot to add a coma.

“I know, it will take a few days to devise a plan to get out of here mate,” Shazza replied.

A bell rang, and we saw DoodleBob walking by.

“It’s that doodle…he caused these shenanigans?” Jason thought.

Someone give this guy an award for figuring that out no later than anyone else.

“Okay soldiers, our headmaster Horacio will be here humanizing you all in a few days, right now, I’m in-charge for today, and we should begin with a special training session,” DoodleBob announced, with sophisticated speech.

His sophisticated speech doesn’t seem as sophisticated as the way that sentence was structured.

“I know how Mason feels now,” Jason thought.

Yeah, I’d feel pretty obsessed about curses too if I was taken and settled into a prison camp out of the blue.

“And I especially want to see some effort from you, seventh son of Gakuto,” DoodleBob said to Jason.

”So DoodleBob is not the lone enemy?” Jason thought to himself.

Make it two honorary awards for figuring out something so simple so late. 

Jason and Shazza then appeared in their territory.

And so as to let everyone else know that it is their own territory, they marked all over it by instinct.

“Son of a legend named Gakuto? We have to get out of here, fast!” Shazza said.

Shazza sounds like she wants to get as far away from Jason as possible. I’d like to know her reasons.

”I know, and I’m guessing this Horacio person is going to keep us imprisoned here forever, when he comes back,” said Jason. “I hope my brothers and sisters are okay…”

The scene then goes to the six near a mountain.

I hope you fellows are enjoying these rushed scene transitions. Knowing the author, I expect to see more of these.

“There’s a possibility Gakuto is farther from there,” Mason thought.

Aren’t you all also focusing on trying to get one of your adoptive siblings back too?

“Whatever, we’re climbing that thing!” Sierra vowed.

Indeed it was stage two, the second stage noting our heroes in depression.

Oh hey, that means that were as a curse in this forest after all once they enter stage three, if it means they’ll eventually start talking to spirits, go mad, and turn their backs against Gakuto.

With Jason gone...there's no telling if the ocean will be in great danger.

He’s a ticking time bomb that no one is expecting, but we all may as way take it for granted that whatever happens to him, he could change the lives of everyone all across the ocean.

To be continued...

That was episode two. While the first one was also very clumsy with its writing, it showed that the spin-off had some potential to be something great. This episode is an example of not being able to make up for such promise. Before moving on to the next episode, let’s take a close look at the notes for this one…

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Characters(so far): Sierra, Rick, Vivian, Mason, Jonah, Theo, Jason, DoodleBoob, Mayor Spongebob, Gakuto.

DoodleBoob!? Gahahahaha what, who’s DoodleBoob!? He said DoodleBoob! Again, again, sorry people. Hey, you know what? How about I make that the topic for this segment’s installment of…

RANDOM CHARACTER SPOTLIGHT OF THE EPISODE

DOODLEBOOB:
What we know about them so far: Actually a typo for ‘DoodleBob.’ Presumably, this character is a doodle with one boob or two.
Information I could add about them: DoodleBoob could be the illegitimate sibling of DoodleBob given their similar names.
Will we be seeing them again?: Despite my hopes and the claim from the notes that a character named ‘DoodleBoob’ was in this episode, we’ll never be seeing this character at all.

 

--CBC3’s TEN-SECOND INTERMISSION--
This has been the show’s ten-second intermission. Let’s now cue the last segment of this double feature.

 

3.Ain't No Mountain Adventure High Enough

Ain’t no valley adventure low enough, ain’t no river adventure wide enough, etc. Also, for someone who isn’t an open book on old school soul music at the time, the author seems to have had the knack to make a couple references to music of the like.

“Okay, I never asked for anything as high as “that,” said Jonah referring the mountain.

It’s just too easy to make a drug-related joke at this point.

“It’s possible that Gakuto around there, let’s climb that mountain!” Sierra vowed. Their feet have now touched the rocky surface. “Gloves!”

“Check,” said Mason.

Gee, this dialogue sure does sound familiar, doesn’t it?

“Hats,” Sierra called out.

“Check,” said Theo.

“Panties,” Sierra continued.

Thanks, now I hate that word more than your typical Sam Puckett does.

“Um…check,” said Jonah.

“Now Jonah, climb and secure our rope,” Sierra commanded.

Hey look, we’re referencing SpongeBob, the series that this story is spun off from! Don’t you people like SpongeBob!?

“Good times, good times,” Rick muttered and continued climbing the sturdy hill.

You mean this isn’t the first time you and your adoptive siblings decided to climb a mountain while speaking in SpongeBob quotes?

“I’m on it Sierra,” Jonah replied.

”Jonah, you’re too ahead, your just too high from us!” Sierra said.

“How long are they going to keep this up?” Rick thought to himself and ignored them again.

For a while, trust me.

“Jonah, please acclimate,” Mason called out.

She will once as he figures out what the word acclimate means.

“I’ll be easy when I’m dead!

Amusing how you say this as someone who died one time.

 I’m shaking hands with Neptune, living the dream, oh yeah, woohoo!” Jonah exclaimed.

“Ugh, this is why I hate hiking,” Vivian thought to herself.

My feelings are mutual.

“I am the lizard king!” Jonah continued.

Someone get The Doors back together because I think we’ve found ourselves a viable replacement for Jim Morrison. If all else fails though, we could always give Jim (and also Ray Manzarek) a Pebble of Life.

“Jonah, where are you Jonah? We should keep our voices down, or else we can cause an avalanche!” Sierra cried.

“What is it Sierra, I couldn’t hear you!” Jonah said.

“We should keep our voices down, in case of an avalanche, that’s what she said!” Mason exclaimed.

I don’t think you’re doing that joke justice, Mason.

“What should we keep down?” Jonah asked, not getting the memo.

You should keep down the SpongeBob references if I were to make a suggestion.

“Assholes,” Rick muttered.

Watch your bloody language.

“OUR VOICES!” Sierra exclaimed.

“SHUT UP!” Vivian said real loud.

ALL CAPS!

Unfortunately, it caused an avalanche. Sierra, Mason, Theo, and Mason were screaming while the rocks came falling, they were at the half point of the mountain now. Vivian and Rick saw them bawling.

And thus their mountain climbing adventure has ended in a tragedy.

“Sierra, are you okay?” Vivian asked.

A character establishing moment worthy of a spot on the Now That’s What I Call Character Development album.

Another avalanche came and hurdled to the same people, the four were back at the start of the mountain. In addition, they became somewhat chilly.

I don’t think we needed that last, weird sentence, but hey, you got to compensate for the lack of a good, original first half for your episode somehow.

“Don’t worry Mason, the chopper is on they way,” Sierra said and pointed a chopper above them.

Apologies to any fellow Jamaicans, but because of the way it’s written “the chopper is on they way,” I can’t read this without imaging Sierra putting on a Jamaican accent.

“Sierra, my legs are frozen and stiff, you need to cut them off, with something like a saw,” Mason replied.

Is this part of the whole curse that he’s been blubbering on about?

“I cannot do that Mason,” Sierra replied. “I already cut off my own arms with a jackknife.”

“The horror!” Theo exclaimed.

Lazy writing that’ll give The Killer Krab a run for its money is indeed horrifying.

Eventually, Vivian and Rick came down. “What do you guys think you’re doing?” Vivian asked.

I was thinking the same exact thing.

“Relax, I thought we can add some drama a little bit,” Sierra answered.

Well, you didn’t do a good job at that.

“Doing something as lousy as admitting you’ve cut off your own arms won’t bring our second youngest brother back!” Vivian said.

I don’t what witty response I can give this, she’s got a point.

“And can’t believe this is the saddest intention of climbing that mountain again,” said Rick.

Was Rick sedated when he said this sentence? Of course, the better question would be how high the author was when he was writing this. Higher than the mountain, I presume.

“He’s right; we should put aside this story and climb it again!” Sierra vowed. No one cheered.

 “Thanks, but I’m still not happy,” said Rick.

[Everyone disliked that.]

“Come on Rick, maybe I can comfort you all the way,” said Sierra. Rick went back to climbing the mountain, “Worth a shot.”

“Look, we appreciate you like this, but be less convincing,” said Vivian.

Once again, who talks like this???

Meanwhile, the scene is cut to Spongebob’s office, he was there with Sandy.

“This is beyond preposterous,” Spongebob said when he saw his radar results. “Gakuto’s search data is totally classified.”

Apparently that is a bigger issue than…I don’t know, Doodle Darkness?

”Look, we can’t just keep relying on Gakuto, there are his kids, and they’re bound to find him,” said Sandy.

“Well, my evil and nostalgic drawing of DoodleBob is causing much more trouble,

He caused trouble so you don’t have to.

 and caused enough, there’s no telling what’s next up his sleeve,” Spongebob replied.

“Look, we’re free and we can do anything we want, it’s not like evil is going to burst through the ceiling,” she replied back. Just then, DoodleBob and Horacio busted the ceiling.

DoodleBob: Oh SpongeBob, I’ m respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your creation by coming in anyway!

“You have to say that,” Spongebob said.

“Who are you, and what do you want?” Sandy asked, looking at Horacio.

“Oh nothing, me and your creation are just having fun roaming this ocean,” Horacio replied.

Horacio: So I guess you can say that I just dropped by to rub it in your faces.

“What kind of intention do you have to get you and DoodleBob into this mess?” Spongebob asked.

“Nothing,

Is that going to be your answer for everything?

we’re just busy plotting to erase this whole ocean and create our own world, where you’ll all cease to exist,” said Horacio.

“Why, and…who are you?!” Spongebob still doesn’t get it.

I don’t either.

“I’m Horacio, just a little enhancements with your creation, nothing can stop me, this was all possible for one reason,” Horacio said, and took out an artifact from Spongebob’s office.

“A giant eraser? I had that in my office earlier!” Spongebob said.

“It was all thanks to your little secretary’s magical cauldron, one little dap caused this to be no ordinary eraser.

‘Dap.’ Verb: fish by letting the fly bob lightly on the water without letting the line touch the water.

You’ll all be surprised on what this little contraption can do!” Horacio then used it to erase one of Spongebob’s paper work, with a pile of paper-like ash falling over.

“Hey, I was working on that!” Spongebob exclaimed.

Mayor SpongeBob’s unfinished paperwork has had the most tragic death on this spin-off so far.

“Spongebob, you little oaf, Horacio found me, and is now mine, and he’s here to benefit this place into a “better” world,” said DoodleBob.

Oh no, air quotes! Anything but that! Now I’m under the impression that DoodleBob is contradicting himself!

“So let’s get this straight, Horacio stole an artifact from Spongebob’s office, put it in a cauldron, and when no one wasn’t looking, you used your little weapon to chip off part of one of his shelves to bring him to life,” Sandy thought.

It was all part of a clever ploy by making the first episode blame the wind for this misfortune.

“Of course, smart one,” DoodleBob said.

“In need of a master, I found him, it’s a long story though,” said Horacio. “And part of this tale has to do with your precious Gakuto.”

“What’s that suppose to mean? Tell us!” Spongebob said.

“Gakuto, we’ve been enemies for a long time! He calls this his world, and what can be better than trying to wreck these dreams by creating a disastrously new one!” Horacio explained.

So I guess DoodleBob really meant “better” when he decided to air quote it. Also, generic, vague evil motive just to remind us how evil this guy is, moving on…

“He has more dreams wrecked himself,” said DoodleBob.

Now I’m curious about that, but of course, like the ol’ lackey said, it’s a long story.

“And I was thinking, who should be my new prisoner?” Horacio said pacing.

“You have a confinement?” Spongebob said surprised.

“Definitely, even better is that we have Jason in custody,” Horacio replied.

Horacio bragging about this is like bragging about catching a rare Pokemon, from how I’m viewing this.

“Well, you did fail to get the rest of the six!” Spongebob said.

I don’t think tempting Horacio to capture all seven of Gakuto’s kids isn’t going to do you any favors, dear Mayor.

“But that’s just the beginning, I’m thinking about incarcerating either you or your secretary next.”

”Oh no, you would not!” Sandy said.

“My fault, you two are worthless for this,

Horacio: It’s just a prank, bro!

 but count on it, I’ll get all seven,” Horacio said and left the scene with DoodleBob.

“Who is that guy?” Spongebob thought to himself.

He just explained himself right in front of you. Are you deaf, or are you acting like you never asked to meet him? If it’s the latter, I would feel the same way.

“Well, let’s forget about this Horacio business, and besides, we have a free day!” Sandy said.

Hey, I know you’re feeling anxious about Gakuto’s kids, but let’s seize the day, right now, whether you want to or not!

Around four o’clock pm, Spongebob and Sandy were in a forest, having fun, and started a picnic.

I suppose the fun that isn’t specified is some hot sponge on squirrel action.

“So…Sandy,” said Spongebob.

“Come on, we need something to release our troubles, like a picnic,” Sandy replied.

“But Jason…I hope he’s okay though,” Spongebob thought and ate a sandwich.

Man, thinking about all the problems we’re dealing with in this world sure are making me hungry.

Suddenly, Sandy’s phone started to ring.

“Hello?” Sandy said over her phone. “What, but what about Spongebob? You see…you serious? I’ll call you later,” Sandy continued and hung up.

Just like that picnic, that event happened rather too quickly now, didn’t it?

“What was that Sandy?” Spongebob asked.

“I think this will shock you, but this is kind of important,” Sandy replied.

That’s what you get for forcing a relaxing day unto the mayor you’re working with.

“Okay then, what’s the 911?”

“Well, it’s just that one of our employees left and are taking a plane to Afghuppistan, and I have to take it unfortunately,” she answered. “We had fun though, but I have to stay focused on my mission.”

Okay…bye, I guess.

“Sandy, wait a moment!” Spongebob said, but Sandy walked away anyways. “Where are those kids?” He continued after a moment of silence.

SpongeBob must be feeling too unfazed by the thought of losing his assistant since this whole scene feels like you could read in under two minutes.

The scene is back to the kids and the mountain.

Because clearly, their situation with climbing the mountain is more important than SpongeBob’s dilemma with his assistant going to the same place where Jason is held captive.

“How much longer?” Vivian thought.

“Hmm…I don’t know,” said Theo. A few moments later, they were finally at the peak.

Hooray for plot convenience.

“Finally, we’re here!” Rick said breathless.

“Well, Gakuto isn’t here either, so…nothing else can get in our way at this moment at least,” said Sierra.

Suddenly, the chopper appeared and dropped down near the six kids.

Oh hey, more convenience for the sake of the plot.

“Now what?!” Vivian said. After that, Curtis appeared from the chopper.

Dang, he evolved from a 20,000lb SUV driver to a helicopter pilot in no more than a day.

“Well this is just great, it’s him again!” Rick said.

“I’m afraid I have to let you all in this chopper, we have Afghuppistan waiting for you,” said Curtis.

You could just trick them into believe that you have Gakuto waiting for them at Afghuppistan and you’ll really have them convinced to hitch a ride on your chopper.

“Let me tell you something, I’m afraid you can’t do that,” said Mason. “You see, we have a brother to rescue, you know…um…Jason.”

His name rhymes with your own. It can’t be that hard for you to remember.

“You guys, you’re all in a dead end, now on the plane, before Horacio does something nasty,” said Curtis. The six did so.

And now he’s an airplane pilot all of a sudden. How many licenses does he carry to drive or pilot something?

“Well this sucks, we’re all being held captive,” said Rick.

What, you’re just going to let him have his way?

“I know, because I have an idea of getting Jason back, without getting captured,” Sierra whispered.

”All I know is that it better work,” said Jonah.

And thus far, a descendant known as Curtis captures the rest, but will he succeed?

That question suggests to me that he might, but the overall predictability of this spin-off is telling me that he won’t.

Plus, Sandy Cheeks leaves for a plane to Afghuppistan. Will our heroes succeed into finding Gakuto, and escape the anti-realm of Gakuto? Time cannot be wasted.

Too bad these two episodes were a waste of my time.

To be continued...

Man, this spin-off is just beginning to disappoint me with one episode after another. I can see why the author suggested I start my riffing series with this if he wanted for me to start it off pretty strong. Next time will be another double feature. Meanwhile, I shall cap off this episode with another segment of…

RANDOM CHARACTER SPOTLIGHT OF THE EPISODE

CURTIS’S 20,000LB SUV:

What we know about them so far: Could very well be the first SUV in existence to weight more tons than normal. It is one of Curtis’s methods of transportation, as well as a child capturing and refugee camp transporting device.
Information I could add about it: This model was just crafted through the handiwork of DoodleBob and Horacio. Therefore, it is a 2022 model and the only one of its kind. Additionally, it runs 12 miles to the gallon and has seats made of fine leather.
Will we be seeing it again?: From what I can fathom, because it’s fulfilled and failed its purpose in holding all of Gakuto’s seven kids captive, I can conclude that the SUV would later be destroyed after being taken a junkyard, where it is then reduced to scrap. It’s such a tragedy for a vehicle that must be no older than a single month.

[Every episode of Fairly OddParents rated]

Every episode of Fairly OddParents season 9 rated:

Spoiler

 

127. Fairly OddPet - Meh
128a. Dinklescouts - Good
128b. I Dream of Cosmo - Meh
129a. Turner & Pooch - Scum
129b. Dumbbell Curve - Irredeemable
130a. The Terrible Twosome - Okay
130b. App Trap - Meh
131a. Force of Nature - Meh
131b. Viral Vidiots - Good
132. Scary GodCouple - Good
133a. Two and a Half Babies - Scum
133b. Anchors Away - Scum
134a. Finding Emo - Great
134b. Dust Busters - Great
135a. The Bored Identity - Great
135b. Country Clubbed - Scum
136a. Dog Gone - Okay (NOTE: I have yet to see this episode as I couldn't find a way to watch it online, so this episode is rated 'Okay' by default)
136b. Turner Back Time - Scum
137a. Cosmonopoly - Good
137b. Hero Hound - Meh
138a. A Boy and His Dog-Boy - Okay
138b. Crock Blocked - Good
139a. Weirdos on a Train - Okay
139b. Tons of TImmys - Good
140a. Let Sleeper Dogs Lie - Scum
140b. Cat-Astrophe - Meh
141a. Lame Ducks - Scum
141b. A Perfect Nightmare - Good
142a. Love at First Bark - Scum
142b. Desperate Without Housewives - Irredeemable
143a. Jerk of All Trades - Scum
143b. Snack Attack - Okay
144a. Turning Into Turner - Meh
144b. The Wand That Got Away - Good
145a. Stage Fright - Great
145b. Gone Flushin' - Scum
146. Fairly Old Parent - IRREDEEMABLE
147. School of Crock - Okay
148. Dimmsdale Tales - Good
149. The Past and the Furious - Scum
150. The Fairy Beginning - Okay
151. Fairly Odd Fairy Tales - Great
152. Man's Worst Friend - Okay

 

Top 5:
5. Stage Fright
4. The Bored Identity
3. Dust Busters
2. Finding Emo
1. Fairly Odd Fairy Tales

Bottom 5:
5. Love at First Bark
4. The Past and the Furious
3. Dumbbell Curve
2. Desperate Without Housewives
1. Fairly Old Parent

Full season rating: Scum season

 

Rankings up to this point:

"Excellent:" 17 (19 counting Season 0)

"Great:" 78 (83 counting Season 0)

"Good:" 48 (49 counting Season 0)

"Okay:" 38 (40 counting Season 0)

"Meh:" 31

"Scum:" 28

"Irredeemable:" 6

 

Updated spreadsheet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1E2xPuyIhppbm_Ph0BjoHZ398wkLbpfLI/view?usp=sharing

[Chemist Bob's Catastrophic Creations Cinema]

1. Welcome to the Cinema (Guru Gakuto; Episode 1)

 

Good evening to all. Welcome to the first installment of Chemist Bob’s Catastrophic Creations Cinema – CBC3 for short. As the title already suggests, the host is none than, yours truly, Chemist Bob. At the request of my fellow who embodies my very image, the aim of this show is to work my way through a select few works made by Steel Sponge that haven’t been torn apart before on the ol’ Jjs’ Riffing Theater, and of course, I’m talking about works of Steel’s in which they have been victims of a bad case known as…bad writing!

It is my job to analyze and riff these past horrors with Steel’s and I’s own brand of snark. My guiding force thought it would be best if this show starts off with a look back on a little spin-off named Guru Gakuto – 10-year old a spin-off that was once so great that it started a short-lived trend in the form of the DoodleBob-starred spin-off micogenre, if you could call it that. I’m just a visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of one particular SBC member, so I don’t write my own scripts.

Alright, back on topic with Guru Gakuto. It’s got an interesting description of story and characters, so let’s see what we’re going to expect out of this spin-off…

Plot: 12 years after Spongebob (2022),

Man, I feel so old reading that. It shocks me that we’re just a mere two years away from 2022 now. Will the events portrayed in this spin-off’s 2022 actually happen in the real world? Steel was far-off from what did happen in 2020 through his short-lived creation, Can You Please Past the Future, so I have my doubts.

Spongebob becomes mayor of Bikini Bottom.

Oh, the year 2010…that was the year boys became men, girls became women, and the year good ol’ author still didn’t have the decency to capitalize the ‘Bob’ in ‘SpongeBob.’ That’s quite a bit of disrespect to internet SpongeBob personas everywhere, myself included.

Then, an abandoned notebook drops into a magic cauldron, bringing DoodleBob back from the dead. As a return, DoodleBob decides to unleash Doodle Darkness in Bikini Bottom, and eventually erase the entire boundaries of Bikini Bottom, and then the whole ocean.

The heroes of this story plot to defeat the Doodle Darkness by using the powers of Doodle Light invested in them. Reconnect. Kingdom Hearts.

Following another backstory of 7 abandoned kids

I could’ve sworn that there was no other backstory addressed in this description.

which belonged to a hidden legend named Gakuto after their parents, including the kids themselves died, until Gakuto gave the kids pebbles of life.

This is the story of a group of kids that belonged to Gakuto after they and their parents died…until they were no longer dead.

After they were each resurrected, Gakuto hears that Bikini Bottom needed him. Gakuto disappears and separates his kids, who were resurrected in the sin circle. Spongebob now sends the pre-teens to find Gakuto and restore peace.

At this point, I could only wonder how this story is going to pan out. I’m concerned about the whole “sin circle” part, though. Anyways, let’s have a look at our cast of main characters.

Characters:

Sierra: Resurrected with Lust.

Alright, so we’re looking at a group of characters with personalities based off of the Seven Deadly Sins. I see where the author is getting at here. So, how can you go wrong with this?

The leader of the group, and has sudden crush with second in-command: Rick, but precisely in a "different" way.

And just like that, I am concerned. Sure, these kids were born into different respective families, but when it comes down to the fact that these seven were adopted into one big family, there’s one conclusion you can’t help but come to from these implications. Of course, the author was 15 at the time and didn’t know any better than to write a couple characters with incest implications. I’ve been informed that the author has been evolving as a writer, so I should know full well that what he wrote since those past ten years do not reflect the kind of writer he is now.

Rick: Resurrected with Wrath. Second in-command. Angry most of the time, as he rivaled with Mason ever since. Nothing else is known about him.

“Nothing else is known about him.” That’s the sentence that speaks to me, “I’m too lazy to say anything more about this character.”

Vivian: Resurrected with Sloth. Goes on adventures with the other six, but most of the time, she's really lazy to do so.

“And I’m too lazy to say anything more about this character,” the author may add.

Mason: Resurrected with Envy. Sometimes he's jealous, and has rivaled with Rick ever since, but he wants to be part of the in-crowd.

Gee, I thought this was a spin-off about a group of kids trying to find their adoptive father in a dystopian undersea world, not a spin-off about a group of kids dealing with school and trying to climb the social ladder.

Jonah: Resurrected with Greed. She wants like everything,

Like, that’s totes literally the whole world, in case you weren’t like feeling lowkey woke on how much of a queen this girl is.

and can be bratty at times, and no matter what, the others force her calm side.

“The others force her calm side”…? What’s that supposed to mean?

Theodore: Resurrected with Gluttoney.

Who is this “Gluttoney” you speak of?

Complains and talks about food, and sometimes hallucinates his sibs as a meal.

In other words, Theodore is implied to be into vore.

Jason: Resurrected with Pride. He has traits unknown to his own self;

Funny enough, his traits are also unknown to the author, which is why he didn’t write them.

Otherwise, he is respectful to the other six.

Okay, cool, but where does the characteristics of Pride come in for Jason, since he is the embodiment of that sin? No, nothing? We’re not even going to get descriptions telling us about the other important characters in this spin-off like DoodleBob, Gakuto, the other main villain, or even Mayor SpongeBob? Yeah, who cares about them, am I right? These seven characters are everything that you need to know about this spin-off. At the very least, some fellow members are on-board with how the story looks so far. This guy sure thinks so:

On 7/30/10 at 11:38 PM, Georgex Zimmerzuna said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

 

I don't approve... Of this being one season. I DEMAND TWO! PLEASE!

 

This idea is just so unique, and I LOVE ideas focusing on the 7 Deadly Sins!

 

I hope this turns out to be AWESOME, because it seems liek it will be!

And this guy:

On 7/31/10 at 8:25 AM, Ron said:

 

^ This

 

 

I have a feeling this will be your best spin off ever and I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT to read it.

And this guy:

On 7/31/10 at 8:27 AM, Wumbo said:

Sounds like an awesome spin-off. I'll be tuning in.

And this guy:

On 7/31/10 at 8:27 AM, 70s said:

This will be your best work. Ever.

Apologies to all those that I have retroactively let down after riffing this spin-off. I won’t lie. The concept for this spin-off feels like it could be set up for a good story. It’s the writing in the story itself that matters most. So let’s not waste any more time, let’s dive right into the real meat of Guru Gakuto and have a look at the first episode.

 

1. Who is That Man?(festival episode)

That Man doesn't seem like someone familiar to me either. It's interesting to see the author add that this was part of a spin-off festival in the distant past. 

Not too long ago, there was once a legend;

Now wait a minute, isn’t something considered a legend when it dates back to hundreds or thousands of years? It feels pretty contradictory to consider someone or something a legend and flashback to events that happened “not too long ago.”

 a guru in mortal combat.

While I’m still at it, I should acknowledge that this is also contradicted later on in the story. Remember this for when I get to the final episode.

Everybody needed him.

The world needed him. Sandy needed him. Even Squidward needed him!

They called him...Gakuto.

How clever of the author to pause to establish the mysterious nature of this character, assuming that we don’t know this man already through the title of this spin-off.

Then a storm arrived.

At five sentences, I’m already seeing a problem with the story’s pacing. At least explain where this storm is taking place.

He kept hiding from the underwater world, the human world, he saw in crisis,

So, we’re not going to know about any other worlds that Gakuto has been hiding from? We’re going to skip right to another topic?

only seven kids, and their parents…in their journey to heaven. He altered the forms of the kids to keep.

Why not salvage the parents? What did those seven kids do to deserve being spared and pulled away from the afterlife? Why am I asking myself all these questions when I should know them since the author and I are am one?

He then found a place to resurrect. Due to a rush, he wasn’t in the right place.

I’d feel the same too when the spin-off is in such a rush to tell us the story about how Gakuto resurrected the seven main characters.

Before that, he found crystals in various labyrinths,

And he started cooking up some really fine meth.

carved them into pebbles, and bought an ancient resurrection tablet.

He bought it for just the low price of $19.95! (AND the tiger poster, as a gift!)

He finally arrived, and with those words, engraved in the tablet…

Excuse me, finally? In the context that it felt like a long journey for Gakuto to find a way to resurrect these souls, it makes sense, but I’m still on the first paragraph, and I sure didn’t anticipate for the part where Gakuto arrives at the resurrection spot.

“Sierra, give me Lust,” Gakuto slightly chanted.

That sounds pretty uncomfortable if you take it out the context.

He put in the next child in which they call the “Sin Circle.” “Rick, give me Wrath,” he continued, and as he put him in the circle. “Vivian, give me Sloth,” and Gakuto did the same. “Mason, give me Envy! Jonah, give me Greed! Theodore, give me Gluttony!

Ravioli, ravioli, help me bring back to life this childoli.

And to finish this, Jason: Neptune gifts you Pride!”

Huh, I guess Gakuto didn’t love the other six enough to give them Neptune’s blessing.

The circle was complete, with the pebbles of life attached. A bright light shined. They were alive!

They were alive! They were alive, with an exclamation point to tell you how much of a big deal that was, in case you didn’t know!

That was another story.

Yep, I guess we’re just going to sweep the rest of that backstory under the mat and move on to the main timeframe of this story.

Gakuto’s actions, responsibilities, courage, they all lead to the needs of many Bikini Bottomites. Eventually, they found and suffered great danger. Let’s go to the year of 2022, as we now enter Mayor Spongebob.

We enter Mayor SpongeBob…and? Don’t just make me assume that we’re literally entering inside him. Don’t make me have to think about that either.

Spongebob was in his limo was took a step on the yellow carpet.

Even back then, the author was prone to flying past some mistakes he could’ve proofread, like this one.

Spongebob was now 36. We also see his assistant Sandy Cheeks, and body-guard Patrick Star.

And I guess we’re not going to know anything else about the other two. For some reason, it was vital for the author to remind us that SpongeBob is 36 years old now in this story.

There was also flash photography everywhere.

Everywhere, you say? All those folks surrounding the outside of SpongeBob’s mayoral office must be making the view brighter than a rave party. Something important must be going on to warrant a scene where SpongeBob is shown with cameras all around him.

“Oh my goodness, it’s Mayor Spongebob!” Fish #1 in the crowd uttered.

I wouldn’t want to know what this guy’s Mayor SpongeBob Stan Twitter account looks like.

“Don’t worry folks, the mayor is doing his job,” said Spongebob. He then closed the door to his hall and was now writing a treaty.

Looks like it my hunch was right, only a few paragraphs into this time period, and we already see SpongeBob ending some kind of war with another undersea province.

“Mr. Squarepants sir, these are some old collectables,” one of the body-guards said.

The author also didn’t seem to have the decency to capitalize the ‘p’ in ‘SquarePants.’ Also, I believe you meant to spell ‘collectibles.’

”Just set them there, I’ll un-pack in a few hours,” Spongebob replied. With that, they left Spongebob alone.

Now we see an old, evil, and bad looking doodle,

You mean bad as in lousy, or bad as in evil, which was what you had already previously described of this doodle?

which was known to be DoodleBob, assistant Sandy Cheeks was having a chat with Spongebob about benefits of her new magic cauldron, she left it there, and a book dropped on the floor.

The magic cauldron did it.

Spongebob put it back in the shelf where the old collectables were. A little bit of wind slipped the evil further to the magic cauldron, and BOOM! Spongebob didn’t noticed.

I didn’t ‘noticed’ either.

As DoodleBob returned to life, he fled the courtroom,

This is telling me that Mayor SpongeBob’s office is actually inside a courthouse, along with the thought that all the stuff lying around is because SpongeBob has a real office waiting for him and he’s not done with moving. It would make sense to sign a peace treaty there though.

working on a deviously evil plan.

“After 10,000 years, I’m free! It’s time to conquer Earth!”

A few days later, there was a cloud of ink,

So Mayor SpongeBob just didn’t try to stop DoodleBob from escaping and getting started with his evil plan? Well, this is nothing to worry about, folks. The mayor is just doing his job, like he said.

and Spongebob couldn’t believe his eyes.

*Resists urge to make an Owl City reference*

With that, he called a town meeting.

“Ladies, gentleman: there’s something fishy going on here!” Spongebob announced.

”Well, what is it?” Fish #2 said.

Mayor SpongeBob: “That’s a good question, Fish #2.”

“I think its bad enough for Squidward to do “that,” but this one’s serious,” Spongebob continued.

I’d honestly like to know all about Squidwardgate more than I’d want to know what happened after your assistant’s magic cauldron freed DoodleBob.

“Spongebob, there has been a major situation with my cauldron,” Sandy said to him. She then showed surveillance footage of DoodleBob leaving the courtyard.

Oh yeah, that’s right, as I should already tell from that last “SpongeBob didn’t noticed” sentence, even she didn’t hear the all-caps boom with an exclamation point. So much for this magic cauldron we know very little about having benefits for the good in life, huh?

“DoodleBob…how…is that even possible?” Spongebob thought.

“It was the cauldron, genius!” Squidward said from the crowd.

Thanks for answering the question that I would’ve answered myself.

“Aw man, my evil drawing has been cleverer than I thought…” said Spongebob.

I’m pretty sure you and Sandy have played yourselves into this situation.

”You think? It didn’t happen deliberately,” said Sandy.

”There’s got to be someone strong enough to take him down!” Spongebob thought.

“Maybe there is,” said Mr. Krabs, as he appeared on a wheelchair.

Ah yes, the classic “so old now they have to use a wheelchair” character cliché.

 “Gakuto, Spongebob. Try and find that legend,” he suggested.

”Count on me Eugene, I’ll try and get contact with him,” Spongebob replied. He then appeared in his office, at nighttime. “Operator, I need to reach…Gakuto.”

When literally the whole ocean needs Gakuto, it makes sense that he would have to make his dues by opening up a hotline of his own. For someone who is hard to find once as he vanishes in a puff of smoke, he’s easy to get contact of.

The next day arrived, and this time, at Gakuto’s scene.

Gakuto: This time is MY time.

“The world needs me…they need me too much,” Gakuto thought as he saw many Bikini Bottomites in far distance, chanting for him to save the ocean. He then turned to his seven kids. “So I wouldn’t get harmed, you seven are all in-charge.”

How bold of him to announce that he’s going incognito from society…to the public around him. Unless those fish in the far distance don’t have super hearing, Gakuto would have to be lucky if more problems haven’t arisen because of him announcing his departure in-person with people there to watch.

“What’s that suppose to mean? You were always here for us,” said Jonah.

Gakuto: I cannot handle the life of a celebrity, and therefore I must leave you all behind on your own.

“Indeed, you all continue your lives without me, I’m fleeing the perimeter,” Gakuto continued.

If there’s something I should already be made aware of the author’s old writing style, it’s his tendency to sugarcoat dialogue that would only end up not sounding like something anyone would normally say. For sure, this isn’t the only rare sentence I’ll be seeing from this spin-off.

“Does that mean you’ll come back?” Sierra asked.

He’s going someplace where most dads disappear to. I wouldn’t count on it that he’ll be back as soon as you’d think.

“I’m afraid to say that I would never come back until there are no more concerns, that I have to fix,” Gakuto replied. “Take care of yourselves; I know you’ll all be alright.” Gakuto then ran south from Bikini Bottom’s city limits.

”I can’t believe it, whose idea was it to spread words like that?” Jason thought.

This guy knows what he’s doing more-so than the so-called legend himself.

 “We’re moving forward, we need to investigate Bikini Bottom.”

”Well, I don’t want to go; I heard it’s a horrible city,” said Jonah. All seven eventually arrived at Bikini Bottom and saw Spongebob.

You can’t always have what you wish for.

“Something tells me you all know Gakuto,” Spongebob said as he saw the pebbles of life.

Either they gave away so much to you or you assume it right away that a group of people have to do with Gakuto whenever you see seven kids with pebbles tied around their necks.

“What are you talking about? You saying you caused all this?” Rick asked.

“Eugene convinced me to do so,” Spongebob replied.

“Well that’s a relief, because now, I WANNA LITERALLY SLIT HIS-“said Rick;

Now take it easy there, Nostalgia Critic.

Sierra halted them. “Explain more.”

By ‘them,’ you mean just Rick unless the other fellows weren’t holding themselves back too.

“Are you all friends with Gakuto?” Spongebob asked.

“He’s the reason why we feel like family, but not anymore,” Jonah answered.

Man, Gakuto disappearing from his adopted kids took quite a toll on them. Some father figure he is.

“Pretty convenient to see the relatives of Gakuto right here if I needed one, your mission is to find Gakuto to stop this madness,” said Spongebob.

How exactly is that convenient for you, besides being able to tell them to carry out the mission you’re assigning them?

“What madness, talking about the foggy clouds in the distance?” Vivian said referring to the ink clouds DoodleBob caused.

“Introduce yourselves and let it rip,” Spongebob replied.

Okay…but I’m not used to saying this at all…hi I’m Chemist Bob, and my favorite kind of gas is the kind that combines carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane! I can show you that right now.

“I’m Rick, someone who can easily tear someone from limb to limb,” said Rick. “This loser here is Mason.” Rick then showed Spongebob the next guy.

Rick must’ve been getting his cues from all those bad SBC Lit portrayals of ExKizuna. Then again, wrath is defined as extreme anger.

“So, I hear you’re the mayor, pretty damn lucky,” Mason commented.

Sure, thanks, carry on,” said Spongebob.

Mayor SpongeBob: Oh, you want to be a mayor like me? Well I don’t give a flapdoodle. Who are the other kids?

“So much food…” said another kid known as Theodore.

“Hmm, this food-loving dude is Theodore,” said Sierra.

“I’m better referred to as Theo Mazing Cheese. So, where’s the food?” He asked.

Please tell me this is the only bad pun that this spin-off has for me to deal with.

“Theo, this is mayor Spongebob, and for god’s sake, you’ve eaten breakfast an hour ago,” said Jonah.

Comedy gold.

“That’s what you always say, so nice to meet you-“Theodore then looked at Spongebob. “Aha! A snack, I’m a lucky man!” Theo then started chasing Spongebob.

Vore humor, that’s more “comedy gold” right there.

“Wait, I’m not a snack, I’m a human being!” Spongebob exclaimed,

That is a filthy lie. He’s not a human being either. I know you were fifteen at the time, author, but how can you make such a simple mistake as that?

“The rest of you hurry up before he eats me.”

Or…you know, you could tell the other six to get Theo to control himself.

“Hey there, my name’s Jonah, because I want them too.

Once again, what kind of sentence is that?

NOW WHERE’S THE MONEY?!” She exclaimed.

“I don’t know how this works out, but Eugene’s got the money, okay?” Spongebob replied. “So far, things are already getting out of hand,” he thought to himself.

What is this conversation even about anymore? Isn’t this just supposed be Gakuto’s seven adopted and resurrected kids introducing themselves to the mayor?

“Come back here, snack!” Theo exclaimed.

“I’m Jason, in fact, I can do anything, I’m a reasonable guy,” Jason introduced.

Jason: And even though I was reborn with the sin of Pride, I am also really bland.

“Hello Jason, finally there’s at least someone who doesn’t have problems,” Spongebob replied.

“You sir look like an alright guy Spongebob, I’m Sierra,” she introduced.

I could’ve asked this question beforehand, but this is the point where I should do so. What kind of early teens child talks like this, let alone say to someone “You sir look like an alright guy.”?

“Hello there Sierra, I can get used to these two,” Spongebob thought. “Who’s the last gal?” He then referred to Vivian.

”Come on Vivian, your cue’s up,” said Sierra.

Don’t mind her, she’s just on her lunch break, which is what I should be on right about now.

“Okay fine, my name’s Vivian, thank you and good-bye,” she introduced carelessly, and continued loafing.

Top quality character introduction.

“Now, this is how things will go, Sierra will lead, while the rest of you try to control yourselves, except Jason,” said Spongebob. “And it will all start as long as Theo stays away from me,” he added.

Sierra held onto Theo, and told him, “uptight, everything’s alright Theo, there will be food.”

That sentence is foreshadowing to one episode with a similar title, but I don’t know why we needed that Stevie Wonder reference. Perhaps Sierra is a fan.

Spongebob then wished them good luck and the scene now looks blurry like an ending flashback, it fades into the seven pre-teens being shown in the forest.

That transition ran off too fast that it beat Sonic the Hedgehog to Green Hill Zone.

“I’m not sure if finding a legend can really pay off,” Mason thought.

“I doubt he’ll ever pay us,” said Vivian.

Nope, we’re still at it with the puns, but at least I was able to handle this one better than “Theo Mazing Cheese.”

“Right now, we’re in the Kelp Forest, you all sure he’s here?” Sierra said.

Because I know there are nineteen more episodes of this spin-off, I already doubt that.

“I regret nothing, we would be damned for like forever if we don’t find him,” Rick replied.

“No frets, my instincts tell me Gakuto can be anywhere, and this is the turning point,” said Jason.

If this is what you call the turning point, then I say you’re still far behind.

“Whatever, and hey look, a journal…” said Sierra, the seven kids found a journal in a coral stump and went close to it.

That’s one way to hook the readers for the next episode.

Thus, this was the beginning. The search for someone they cared about. Someone who cared for them dearly,

I have my doubts about that last part.

 and indeed this man was...Gakuto.

Again, do we need that pause? Is this character that important to warrant one? Of course, that is what the author wants me to think.

To be continued...

That was episode one. That wasn’t so bad, but still it’s got its fair share of writing problems. We got two seasons to get through, with the last one being shorter, while there’s nineteen more episodes altogether to go through.

To wrap up this installment of CBC3, here's a little segment I'd like to call...

RANDOM CHARACTER SPOTLIGHT OF THE EPISODE:

FISH #1 AND FISH #2:
What we know about them so far: They are born with these names. The first one would die for Mayor SpongeBob. The second one likes asking questions.
Information I could add about them: One of their favorite pastimes is waiting outside Mayor SpongeBob's office until he seems them. Fish #1 has one too many pieces of Mayor SpongeBob memorabilia in his own room. Fish #2 was voted most likely to suck eggs in High School. 
Will we be seeing them again?: Doubtful