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Episode 8: 50 Ways to Make Me Laugh This bizarre music video has quite a motley crew. Also, there are only 11 ways to say goodbye instead of 50. False advertising at its finest. David Hasselhoff: After standing around looking confused the whole video (as you probably were too), Hoff thought “well that was weird” and never appeared in another Train music video again. He doesn’t even remember how he met Pat Monahan or why he showed up to this. Maybe he imagined the whole thing like that time he let a sponge and starfish ride his back. Years later, he would eventually show off his singing talents in a much better song. The Mariachi Trio: The Mariachi Trio were not compensated enough for their fantastic performance here, so they moved to Tentacle Acres where they would form a musical rivalry with the area’s Clarinet Trio. The Cashier: After this life changing experience, The Cashier bragged to his friends that he met Pat Monahan, to which they replied “who?” He would eventually quit this barely minimum wage job and would apply for jobs at locations Train music videos take place in, hoping to meet the band again. He never did. The Grim Reaper: After realizing Pat gave him the wrong items, the Reaper attempted to steal his soul, but it turns out Pat radiates such an uncanny aura that his soul cannot be taken. The Reaper is then trapped in You Can Finally Meet My Mom for all eternity, stealing celebrity souls for Pat’s death note list. A fate worse than death. The Lion: The Lion was not happy about his short screentime despite what Pat initially promised. He also didn’t get to actually eat anyone, lame. Years later, the lion lended his talents as Mufasa for the Lion King (2019) remake. His stunning delivery of “Simbuhh, *cough* you can’t escape your destiny!” was seen as a memorable career ending performance. He is currently unsure if he regrets that or this more. Wait, this isn’t Characters in Train Music Videos: Where Are They Now? Oops. Help me help me, I’m no good at goodbyes. (April Fools)

As enshrined in Gary's will, we are giving several cans of Snail Po with prizes inside. Say something thoughtful in Gary's memory to receive your can. You only get one.

We gather with heavy hearts to remember Gary the Snail who tragically passed away tonight. He was a respected member of his community and a quiet soul whose gentle presence left an imprint far greater than his small shell might suggest. He was always at the center of warmth, companionship, and simple joy. With a soft “meow” and a steady gaze, he reminded us that love doesn’t have to be complicated or grand to be real. It can be patient. It can be constant. It can be as simple as being there. His life, though tragically cut short, was filled with meaning. Gary taught us about a kind of loyalty that doesn’t waver. He showed us curiosity, the quiet courage to explore the world at your own pace. And above all, he embodied trust, offering it freely in a world that doesn’t always deserve it. What makes this loss especially painful is not just that Gary is gone, but how he was taken. There is something deeply unsettling about a life so innocent ending in such a brutal way. It reminds us how wholesome goodness can be and how important it is to protect it wherever we find it. But today is not only about grief. It is also about remembrance. We remember the way Gary brightened ordinary days. The comfort he brought without asking for anything in return. The beautiful uniqueness of who he was: unapologetically himself, and all the more lovable for it. Though his shell is now still, his memory is not. It lives on in our hearts and minds forever. Rest peacefully, Gary. You were loved more than words can hold and you will not be forgotten. Gary has come home. (April Fools)

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