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One month until release.
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Was bored and whipped up this one-shot shitpost for the It's Always Sunny fans on here and our king Danny DeVito. This is definitely a real lost episode I've been given exclusive rights to post.
One day at Paddy's Pub, The Gang (Frank Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Charlie Kelly, Mac McDonald and Deandra Reynolds) are lazily lounging around. Dennis is boasting about his terrible women skills, Charlie is scribbling nonsensical drawings on napkins, Mac is trying to show off his "strength," Dee is attempting to write a screenplay, and Frank is counting money earned from a shady mafia deal. Suddenly, Mac stumbles upon an online article about how the video game industry is booming. He brings up the idea of creating their own video game to make quick cash. The gang gets excited, especially when they learn about the potential for winning a Game of the Year award at the prestigious Game Awards. They would love to brag about that honor for the rest of their lives.
The gang gathers around a whiteboard in Paddy's. Dennis declares himself the "Creative Director," claiming he knows what the people want. Mac insists on making the game violent and filled with badass characters. Charlie suggests a plot involving rats, while Dee wants a game that’s similar to her childhood game TechPocalypse and empowers women but ends up pitching a character who’s just an exaggerated version of herself. Frank, who doesn't understand video games, demands that the game should have "loot crates" because he heard they’re profitable, and that the Pimp Chalice should be an easter egg somewhere. After much arguing and chaotic brainstorming, they settle on a post-apocalyptic theme, calling the game "Gamergeddon." The plot? Players must survive in a world overrun by mutant rats, corrupt government officials, and "Dee-like" zombie women, all while looting for riches. Dennis envisions himself as the main character: a suave, intelligent, hyper-masculine hero. Mac demands a sidekick who’s basically him but more ripped. Dee insists on having a female lead, but Dennis quickly turns it into a damsel in distress trope. Realizing they have no idea how to actually make a game, they decide to outsource the technical work to a cheap, sketchy developer they find online named YandereDev. Frank handles the financing, thinking he’s making a brilliant investment, but it turns out he’s skimping on essential costs.
Weeks later, the gang gets the first version of the game. It’s glitchy, poorly designed, and barely functional. Dennis quips that this describes most games nowadays so they at least have their pulse on what the people want. The characters don't look anything like themselves and the controls are a janky nightmare. The gang is furious, but instead of fixing the issues, they argue over who is to blame. Frank pulls out his gun and says he’s going to “talk” with the developer. Dennis, still confident as ever, decides to market the game himself. He makes an overly sexualized and pretentious trailer featuring himself in leather, dramatically spouting nonsensical lines about survival and "the human condition." Mac tries to add fight scenes but ends up injuring himself during the shoot. Dee’s scenes are cut entirely, leading to her storming off in frustration and Dennis calls her a bitch. Frank pays for a cheap bot-farm to inflate online buzz, leading to a brief, confusing spike in interest. However, the excitement quickly dies down when gamers (including MoistCr1TiKaL guest starring as himself) get their hands on the demo and flood social media with complaints about the buggy awful gameplay.
Despite everything, "Gamergeddon" somehow gets nominated for Game of the Year, likely due to Frank bribing Geoff Keighley. The gang is ecstatic and convinced they’re going to win, picturing themselves on stage, giving long-winded incoherent speeches, and becoming industry legends. The gang is at the Game Awards, dressed in ridiculous, over-the-top outfits. Henry Winkler (also guest starring as himself) takes the stage to present the Game of the Year award. As he announces the winner, the camera cuts to the gang, who are holding hands, trembling with anticipation. But the award goes to a well-designed and innovative indie game instead. The gang is shocked, outraged, and in denial. Dennis storms the stage, attempting to take the award, claiming it's rightfully theirs. Mac backs him up with poorly executed karate moves, while Dee tries to grab the microphone to rant about industry sexism. Charlie starts chasing Henry Winkler, thinking he's a mutant rat. Security intervenes, and the gang is dragged off the stage, still screaming about how they were robbed.
The gang defeatedly returns to Paddy's Pub, attempting to heal their bruised egos and bodies. Dennis insists they were sabotaged, Mac blames the developer and muses that in another world he’s a successful game developer (subtle Mythic Quest reference), and Dee claims she was the true star. Frank, trying to spin it into a win, declares that at least they’re notorious now. Charlie, still fixated on his rat obsession, suggests they make a sequel where the rats are even bigger and more terrifying. The camera pans out as they all start yelling over each other again, planning their next big (and inevitably doomed) venture.
The End
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Congrats to @Paul McCartney who wins the contest!
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4 hours ago, Bashar Murad said:
violin
You got 10 exp! That was your final turn!
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5 hours ago, Paul McCartney said: Playing a TRIANGLE!
You got the Pineapple Guitar! Try again in 19 hours, which will be your final turn!
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23 hours ago, Paul McCartney said: Still a better act than Justin Bieber!
You got 30 exp! Try again in 1 hour!
18 hours ago, Bashar Murad said:Clarinet
You got nothing! Try again in 6 hours!
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Announcement trailer:
PHL Collective will be the developer.
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19 hours ago, Paul McCartney said: Bet you wish that YOUR cat could play guitar THAT well!
You got 200 dbs! Try again in 5 hours!
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Howdy stranger, I bring you greetings from apple world!
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13 hours ago, TWRP said:
The triangle
You got nothing! Try again in 11 hours!
32 minutes ago, Bashar Murad said:Flute
You got 20 exp! Try again in 24 hours!
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15 hours ago, TWRP said:
Drums
You got 20 exp! Try again in 9 hours!
8 hours ago, Paul McCartney said: Plays the piano like THIS guy!
You got 30 exp! Try again in 16 hours!
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12 hours ago, Bashar Murad said:
Piano
You got 100 dbs! Try again in 12 hours!
8 hours ago, Paul McCartney said: Let me play a tune for you on the world's SMALLEST violin!
You got 30 exp! Try again in 16 hours!
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On 8/20/2024 at 7:22 AM, Bashar Murad said:
Guitar
You got 100 dbs! Try again!
On 8/20/2024 at 8:45 AM, TWRP said:Trumpet
You got 200 dbs! Try again!
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20 hours ago, Bashar Murad said:
Clarinet
You got 300 dbs! Try again in 4 hours!
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Monday, August 19th:
4:30pm ET/PT: Driven to Drive (44A): In a Patrick Show episode about boats, Cecil teaches Patrick how to drive.
Tuesday, August 20th:
4:30pm ET/PT: A Patty in Time (44B): Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.
Wednesday, August 21st:
4:30pm ET/PT: Pat-per Route (45A): Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him.
Thursday, August 22nd:
4:30pm ET/PT: Day of the Dartfish (45B): In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, The Dartfish Family discovers a thief in the Star home.
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22 hours ago, Bashar Murad said:
Triangle
You got 10 exp! Try again in 2 hours!
12 hours ago, Fred Durst said:Oh wait the Foreigner Belt isn't an instrument, I'll choose the guitar then
You got the DJ Sponge badge! Try again in 12 hours!
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14 hours ago, TWRP said:
Flute.
You got the Pineapple Guitar! Try again in 10 hours!
9 hours ago, Paul McCartney said: Tries playing the drums like THAT guy!
You got the DJ Sponge badge! Try again in 15 hours!
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10 hours ago, SpongeOddFan said:
piano
You got 200 dbs! Try again in 14 hours!
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17 hours ago, Paul McCartney said: Play the guitar like THIS guy!
You got nothing! Try again in 7 hours!
7 hours ago, TWRP said:Flute
You got nothing! Try again in 17 hours!
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SBC has somehow made it to our 15th birthday, which is a milestone I’m sure many never expected us to reach. It’s surreal seeing how far we’ve come from a small scrappy refuge forum in 2009 to a somewhat large friend group that happens to circle around SpongeBob in 2024. SBC has continued to be my favorite place to be on the internet and I’m proud of how it’s evolved over the years. Forums are sadly a dying breed and while our Discord may be the center of activity now, I still enjoy keeping the forum around for nostalgia and other purposes. Whether you celebrate our anniversary through the forum or Discord, it doesn’t matter as both are equally valid. Now here’s special sentimental words from several members:
I owe a special thanks to everyone’s who helped keep the community afloat over these 15 years. Even if you don’t visit the community often anymore, your contributions are still greatly appreciated and your presence will never be forgotten. SBC will always be around in some form and that’s the beauty of it. I said during our 10th anniversary there’s something almost magical about this community and that remains true. Now go on and enjoy the Anthemic Anniversary festivities! We’ve also temporarily reopened our old forumotion site if you want a trip down memory lane. Happy birthday, everyone!
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Choose one of the instruments to play:
- Clarinet
- Guitar
- Piano
- Trumpet
- Drums
- Violin
- Flute
- Triangle
Depending if you play the instrument well, you could receive: nothing, 100-300 doubloons, 10-30 experience, the Pineapple Guitar collectable or DJ Sponge badge. You may only play in this once every 24 hours.
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Here's a contest for Anthemic Anniversary to flex your song writing abilities. There are no specific guidelines for how your song needs to be written, as long as it sounds like one. It does not need to be a full song and can be a small snippet. It can also not be an already existing song or the submission will be tossed out. Otherwise, go wild, as long as it doesn't sound like Squidward's clarinet.
A panel of staff members will choose the best song, who will receive 1,000 doubloons, DJ Sponge badge (if not already obtained), Pineapple Guitar collectable (if not already obtained) and 200 experience points. You have until August 31st to submit your song in this thread.
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To celebrate 15 years, what time period has been your favorite in SBC history? Using our SBC Generations for simplicity.
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New Game Announced: The Patrick Star Game
in SpongeBob Universe
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