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    SBC oldheads unite

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    On 10/28/2020 at 10:32 PM, Ghost Rider said:

    ayy

    my boy

    On 10/28/2020 at 10:41 PM, Kuromi said:

    ✋♀

    are u spongecha?

    On 10/28/2020 at 10:45 PM, The Patient said:

    yo

    steel sponge? what the fuck is up brodda?

    On 10/28/2020 at 11:04 PM, Dracula Phineas said:

    Heyo Drag

    whats up alliez montreal ahahaha

    On 10/28/2020 at 11:15 PM, JCM said:

    I ain't old

    ur like 30 old man

    On 10/28/2020 at 11:48 PM, Eddie Van Halen said:

    Been a long time since we heard from you; what took YOU so long?

    i've been true believing my friend, enough said

    On 10/29/2020 at 12:11 AM, President Squidward said:

    i know i ain't a boomer but it doesn't feel like seven years

    all ur rym sounds like is bee bee boo boo bop BOO BOO BOP

    On 10/29/2020 at 12:26 AM, kev said:

    Wtf is mdna

    mdma is a drug

    On 10/29/2020 at 1:49 AM, HawkbitAlpha said:

    I definitely count.

    airplane man i only knew u before ur redemption arc

    SBC oldheads unite

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    i need every SBC boomer to post in this thread, and if no one does i will be be bumping it every month until you assholes post in here. i miss yall. wheres clappy? wumbo? spongeseb? kizuna? aquatic nuggets? FORUMOTION GANG GANG? god forbid i say tv.com. where tf whaleblubber at? i know where jjs is i talk that motherfucker like tonight. SOF also. yall heard jelly got married and had a kid? shit craaaaazy. what people called shitposting now was spamming back in the day and i did a shit ton of it. CDCB? you there? i'm schizofrenic in this bitch. post in here so i dont feel like an asshole. and if this thread devolves into 12 pages of me saying "BOOMER CHECK" by myself i still love all of you. but also fuck you 

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    North Korea situation

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    i think the poverty situation is getting to be too much as usually these missile tests/threats are either responses to sanctions (as a way of look what we "could" do) vs a strange way to inquire for foreign aid since every year they do something like this to get attention for food or medicine or something vs other asian poor communist countries like laos that fall under the radar getting help from countries with economies bigger than it. there is a lot of sparks put on by the media tryna push a narrative right now about both parties. but for now we wait...hope nothin catastrophic or anything harmful happens

    Sponge Rat Sex Mania

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    hey all this is my return to spinoffing after a good 6 or 7 years.  the last spinoff i wrote was named futurdrama so read that. twas good. but read this.

    EPISODE 01: FOUR LOKO PONG..

    It's a calm day in sponge buddy mania land. Everything sits silently in the palm of a hand in which emulates a beach. We are all circlejerking talking about Spongebob and how we love it. I look ssjgogita straight in the face. I love him.

    "ssj" I say, tears in my eyes, hand on my deck, "i love you cracker"

    ssj looks at me. looks down then looks at me again. "you too you dumb bitch."

    we kiss for five hours but it feels like a solid six. after a raucus spongebob roleplay sex session i recede to my room and read some texts about videogames and their influence on modern media. after about a half an hour of reading i made a chart of western videogames vs modern videogames. it was clear. anime was deprevity and what americans were making were plain movies. "fuck it" i said to myself. and i made a bath and dropped a lush bath bomb and quietly counted all the tiles that weird mybe spanish guy installed in my apartment. i was content.

    "hmm"

    i missed ssj. more than anything, i missed the feeling of being with ssj. thats when i called him and he answered. "hey". i said. shaking to the bone. "we should make this real." 

    i could practically hear his muscles shaping into a smile.

    "let's go." 

    i went over to his house and he fucked every oriface on my body for about 72 hours. after about three weeks settling i was pregnant. my name is spongebob squarepants and this is the birth of spongebuddy mania.

     

    REVIEW DIS SHIT

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    The "SBC" Variety Hour

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    hey all its dragiiin 123 with a new spin off based around the people of sbc. like this post and review in the review thread if u want more. inside the spoiler is the first episode so read it yall

    The SBC Variety Hour

    Season 1 Episode 1

    *We see Alex running a store*

    *Camera freezes*

    Narrator (Conehead): This is Alex. He runs literally EVERY store in SBCtopia.

    *We cut to Conehead in his posting job with a camera and a warp pipe*

    Conehead: And now, we're going to see him attempt to run the convenient store.

    *Conehead takes a warp pipe to the industrial park, where he and his friends hang out*

    OBAB: I'm already expecting Conehead to come out of the pipe any second now-

    *Conehead appears*

    OBAB: AAHH! Not again!

    Regenade: So what are we doing again?

    Conehead: Spying on Alex.

    OBAB: Uh...why?

    Conehead: I don't know! I guess I just want to see what it's like to be Alex.

    SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Well then, let's go.

    *Everyone takes a warp pipe to the store*

    Store #1: The Convenient Store

    *They all appear through the warp pipe (silently)*

    Conehead: Remember to put on this invisible spray to keep Alex from seeing you.

    *Everyone puts it on*

    Conehead: Let's watch now.

    *Camera pans to Alex and someone walks in*

    Alex: Welcome to the SBC convenient store, how can I help you today?

    Unknown (wearing a ski mask): Give me all your money.

    *Unknown reveals his face, which is Bl4ze*

    Alex: Um...

    *Bl4ze steals the money*

    Bl4ze: Thanks for the money, losers!

    Conehead: Don't rob the forum!

    *Conehead takes off the invisible spray and attacks Bl4ze*

    Bl4ze: What are you DOING?!

    Conehead: Preventing you from attacking SBC!

    *Conehead punches Bl4ze in the face, but Bl4ze vanishes*

    Conehead: Uh...

    *Everyone else takes off the spray*

    OBAB: Wow.

    Conehead: Well, that was fun. Sort of.

    OBAB: Now, let's all go back to where we belong.

    *Conehead takes a warp pipe to his posting job, while the others took one to the industrial park*

    Conehead: Welp, that's all! See you on my next adventure!

     

    Done!

    S1E3: OBABland coming soon!

    • Like 8

    Regular Show

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    It was an epic show

     

    Spoiler

    the finale was meta as anything and it was probably the funniest episodes of this show since the pilot and the power and the neon genesis evangelion episode...also when they went to the fucking great man in lolliland or whatever...now that was some nice shit. rewatch the episodes theres a shit ton of fuckin meta humor even extending to the show literally breaking down into storyboards...nooiiiceeee

     

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    Disney's Zootopia

    in Culture Shock

    Posted · Edited by Drag2013
    LAWL I SAID 4

    mad kids that watched this movie when they were 4 are gonna watch it again when they are older and be like oh shiiiiiiiiiiit.............thats craaaaaazzyzyyyyyy

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