The Patrick Show, From The Beginning

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The Patrick Show

Characters:

Patrick

Perry (Patrick's smart starfish friend)

Pam (Cute starfish that Patrick has a crush on)

Mr. Patchy (Patrick's boss at the doughnut store)

Felix (The mayor of town)

Pilot: Moving On/Jellyfish Day

Moving On:

Patrick decides to move away from Bikini Bottom and go to Starfishville (which is kind of like the place in Squidville, apart from they all live in rocks and they are all Starfish). Patrick meets his new neighbours Perry and Pam, and adopts a cute little rock called Polly.

Jellyfish Day:

The town is having a day to celebrate jellyfish by having a whole jellyfish parade, which causes havoc when the Jellyfish think they are mocking them and go wild stinging everyone in Starfishville. It's up to Patrick, Perry and Pam to stop them.

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NOTE: The ; splits the two 11-minute episodes.

Pilot: Moving On/Jellyfish Day

2. Desparate For A Job/Who Stole The Doughnut?

3. Downtown Disaster/Babysitting

4. Rival Survival/House Improvement

5. A Dollar Too Many/Big Head

6. The Rules/Pat's New Phone

2. Patrick needs a job, so he goes to the doughnut store to get a job as a doughnut maker, but when he ends up eating all the doughnuts he makes, Mr. Patchy (his new boss) gives him the Doughnut Tester Job; Someone has stolen a doughnut from the store, and everyone blames Patrick as he is the tester. But is it him?

3. Patrick and Perry go downtown, but Patrick gets lost in the supermarket and can't find his way out; Pam needs someone to look after her little cousin, so she asks Patrick to do the job, which isn't really a good choice.

4. Patrick's fellow workmate Peter thinks he isn't a very good tester, so they have a series of dangerous tests to see who is better; Patrick calls Squidward to help him decorate his rock, and he reluctantly agrees to get away from SpongeBob. However, Patrick winds him up so much that he leaves when the rock is half finished, so Patrick must finish the other half himself.

5. The cashier is ill and Patrick is asked to fill in, but when he accidently gives a customer $1 more change he worries he will be fired; Perry gets an award for being smart, and people are happy for him, but soon he boasts too much and people don't care.

6. Felix worries too many people are misbehaving so he makes a whole big list of rules, turning the whole town into boring people that all do the same thing; Patrick gets a new phone and becomes so obsessed with it that he forgets other stuff.

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7. Redundancy Riot/The Election

8. Scammed/Once In A Life Time Opportunity

9. Mack-arena/GloveMan

7. The Doughnutter (name of shop) loses lots of money and all of the employees are left redundant. Patrick helps Mr. Patchy raise enough money for everyone to get their jobs back; It's mayor election time and there's a new handsomer, more efficent starfish that reckons he could beat Felix easily. He gets everybody's vote, but Patrick, Pam and Perry realise that he's only a cheat. So, they set out to try and prove he's a cheater.

8. Pam orders a giant telly off of the internet, but when it shows up in the post it is tiny, so she sends it back and demands a refund. They refuse so, with the help of Patrick they go and sue them; Patrick really likes Pam and wants to ask her out, but is too scared. After a night shift at work, Patrick comes home and finds out that Pam likes him too. Patrick is too tired to respond when she asks him out and he replies "dunno". Has he blown his opportunity?

9. A talented starfish called Mack starts a new dance group called FAT (Funky, Amazing, Talented) and wants people to join. Patrick and Perry join and become very good dancers. However, on their performace night, Patrick gets stage fright and runs off. Will he perform?; Glove World make a new mascot, GloveMan to get them more customers. Patrick skips work to go there and find Mr. Patchy is GloveMan for a part time job. Soon, Mr. Patchy forgets about The Doughnutter and Patrick must talk him into coming back.

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10. Pen Pals/Bowling Fun

11. The Awakening Of The Big, Pink And Stingy/Muscle Man

12. Star Trek/Ye Old Starfishville

10. Perry tells Patrick about getting a pen pal, so Patrick decides to get one. But this being Patrick, he gets the wrong idea and goes to the Stationary Store to buy a pen, and soon it becomes Patrick's "best friend"; Patrick goes bowling with Pam, Perry and Mr. Patchy.

11. Whilst playing Marco Polo at Jellyfish Hangout with Perry, they accidently awaken the King Jellyfish; Patrick is influenced by a mob of gangster Starfish to become muscly.

12. Patrick has a dream that he and everyone else are alien on a mission in space; Pam researches the history of Starfishville.

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13. Patrick SquarePants/Boat Tutor

14. Golf Master/Double Trouble Honey Waffle Industries

15. Grandma Star's Visit/What Lives Under The Bed

16. 'Twas The Night Before Easter/Dateless

17. The Star Who Cried Seadog/Flavour Explosion

13. SpongeBob comes for a sleepover but forgets his spare pair of pants when he leaves, so Patrick decides to wear them; Perry teaches Patrick to drive a boat, with disastrous consequences.

14. Mr. Patchy bribes Patrick to fill in for one of his team mates at the National Starfishtown Golf Tournament; There's a new food craze around town: the Double Trouble Honey Waffle. Everyone loves it until they find it's turning their skin blue. How are they all going to get back to their normal colour?

15. Grandama Star comes to visit Patrick in his new house, but doesn't get along very well with his friends; Patrick is scared something scary is hiding under his bed when he hears noises at night.

16. The Narrator tells us the story of the night before Easter with a bit of a twist; It's prom night coming up at the town hall and just about everyone have dates, apart from Perry because people think he's too "geeky". So Patrick helps him find his dream girl in time for the prom night.

17. As a joke, a starfish called Max tells people that a seadog is coming to attack them and everyone worries. After, they find he's joking. He repeatedly does this and soon no one believes him. That night a seadog does show up and when Max cries for

help no one believes he's in trouble; Mr. Patchy has thought of a new way to make The Doughnutter more successful: New Flavours of Doughnut. Together, Patrick, Pam and Perry think up some delicious and horrible ideas for new flavours.

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ENTIRE SEASON 1 WITH ORIGINAL UK AIRDATES

1. Moving On/Jellyfish Day-25th July 2008

2. Desparate For A Job/Who Stole The Doughnut?-1st August 2008

3. Downtown Disaster/Babysitting-1st August 2008

4. Rival Survival/House Improvement-8th August 2008

5. A Dollar Too Many/Big Head-15th August 2008

6. The Rules/Pat's New Phone-22nd August 2008

7. Redundancy Riot/The Election-18th September 2008

8. Scammed/Once In A Life Time Opportunity-6th October 2008/7th October 2008

9. Mack-arena/GloveMan-8th October 2008/9th October 2008

10. Pen Pals/Bowling Fun-10th October 2008/11th October 2008

11. The Awakening Of The Big, Pink And Stingy/Muscle Man-9th January 2009

12. Star Trek/Ye Old Starfishville-13th February 2009

13. Patrick SquarePants/Boat Tutor-20th February 2009

14. Golf Master/Double Trouble Honey Waffle Industries-20th February 2009

15. Grandma Star's Visit/What Lives Under The Bed-7th March 2009

16. 'Twas The Night Before Easter/Dateless-1st April 2009

17. The Star Who Cried Seadog/Flavour Explosion-15th May 2009

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Season 2

18. Fortune And Fame/Abra Ka-danger

19. Mr. Point/Garage Sale

20. Returning To Rock Bottom

18. The Town Hall is holding a talent contest with professional judges, and the winner gets a chance to become a proper star; Mr. Patchy buys a magic set for his son, Lenny, who doesn't want it. So he gives it to Patrick to play with. Thinking it's only a harmless magic set, Patrick soon almost destroys the whole town with the dangerous equipment.

19. Perry gets a job at Starfishville Elementary School to fufill his dream of becoming a teacher, but soon find he can't handle the little rascals; The house inspectors are coming and everyone's houses must be spic and spam, so Patrick flogs his old garbage with a garage sale.

20. In the first 22 minute special, Pam drives Patrick and Perry to Sunnytown for a nice holiday, but after having an argument she takes a wrong turn and they end up lost in Rock Bottom. They need to find a way out before their holiday time runs out, but how?

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21. Patrick Party/Jealousy Detected

22. Do-nut Go There/Halloweenies

23. Problem In The Poop Deck, Crisis In The Crow's Nest/Supply Boss

24. Decision Impossible/Virus Chasers

21. Patrick throws a house party that soon gets out of hand when some uninvited guests come along; Pam has a new boyfriend that she really likes, and Patrick gets very jealous.

22. Patrick is fired when a new doughnut flavour makes a customer very sick because Mr. Patchy thinks he hadn't tested the doughnut properly. So he must find a way to fire the creator of the bad doughnut and get his job back; It's Halloween night and there is a massive party being held at the Tough Club, and if Patrick and Perry want to stay in they have to prove they aren't scared (even though they are terrified).

23. Starfishtown hold a Pirate Day and groups of 5 must build a ship and go on a special treasure hunt. So Patrick, Pam, Perry, Mr. Patchy and his son build one, but there's trouble when real pirates come and attack their ship; When Mr. Patchy is ill for the week with the flu they must get a replacement boss for the week. The replacement turns out to be Mr. Krabs, who makes them work really, really hard.

24. Patrick has to choose between going to the Invention Museum with Perry or to the Theatre with Pam to see a romantic movie. He is interested in the inventions, but thinks that seeing a romantic movie with his crush may be his chance to go out with her; The Doughnutter website gets a virus in it that makes the website randomly post up messages saying things like "The Doughnutter serves poison" and "Come here to be sick". Patrick and his fellow workmates must go into the computer to fight the virus.

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25. To Patrick, With Love/Mall Addict

26. 5-Star Frenzy/Jellyfish Campsite

27. Star Trek: The Sequel/Visit To Bikini Bottom

28. Gifted And Talented/Taste Sensations

25. There's a new starfish in town that lives opposite Patrick. She has a crush on him, however Patrick only wants to be friends. How will he tell her? ; A new mall opens Downtown and Pam is there all the time getting her nails done and shopping for clothes. Patrick and Perry must get her mind off of shopping.

26. When a food critic is coming to The Doughnutter, Mr. Patchy becomes cranky, because last review they got 3 stars. Determined to get a 5-star rating, he turns his staff into proper posh workers; It's the Jellyfish Convention and loads of people are camping out at Jellyfish Hangout, which is going to be a painful experience for Patrick and his friends.

27. In the sequel to Star Trek, the gang are back in another dangerous mission; Patrick visits Bikini Bottom and soon realises how much he misses it.

28. Perry discovers he has a real talent at story writing, but doesn't want to tell anyone in case he is teased and called "geeky". He enters a story competition and puts his name as annon, but when he wins will he tell everyone it was him or not get the prize? There's a cookery competition with the prize of a Tanning Bed, so Patrick tries loads of disgusting combinations to make a recipe for the contest.

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29. Everybody Needs Bad Neighbours/Pool Party

30. Haunted In Luxury/Fine Dining

31. Toxic Barnacles!/The Long, Confusing Road

29. Patrick plays his music really loud, which annoys Perry when he's trying to finish his novel. He goes over to complain and Patrick ignores him. Soon, they become enemies and Pam must find a way to make them friends again to avoid a massive headache; Pam is having a pool party to celebrate her birthday, which would be good but Patrick can't swim. To avoid embarrassment, Patrick must learn to swim before the day.

30. The trio have enough money to go to an extremely fancy 10-star hotel not far from Bikini Bottom. They overhear some people talking about The Flying Dutchman's Wife, Dutchella who haunts the hotel. Patrick gets scared, and Pam tells him there's nothing to worry about: it's all fake. But that night, Dutchella comes and haunts Pam for calling her a fake; Patrick wants to go to a posh restaurant with Pam but has atrocious table manners. What will he do?

31. A heavy metal band called Toxic Barnacles are looking for a place to perform, so Mr. Patchy suggest The Doughnutter, as he needs the cash. However, the wires of the instruments go funny and all the instruments break. The night is a disaster and everyone demands a refund. How is Mr. Patchy to get money now? ; Perry's brain goes funny after he eats a dodgy sandwich, so Patrick uses Perry's BrainExplorer3000 and goes inside his brain. But becaue Perry is so smart and knows so much, Patrick soon gets lost amongst all the parts of his brain.

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32. It's Raining Doughnuts!/One's A Crowd

33. Pet Day/Chimney Sweepers

34. Rocket-A-Bye-Baby/Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy: The Final Chapter

32. Mr. Patchy makes a new machine, The SMDEG (Super Modern Doughnut Efficiency Gadget). The machine proves to be a big success, but soon it breaks down and there is no way of fixing it. It explodes and doughnuts fly everywhere; After eating LOADS of doughnuts, Patrick becomes really fat and needs to build a house extention.

33. It's Bring Your Pet To Work Day in a week, but Patrick doesn't have a proper pet to take to work, so he tries really hard to find and train one, only to find out the day's cancelled; Patrick and Perry are made to sweep the Town Hall chimney has a punishment for accidently breaking Felix's rare snow globe.

34. A martian couple are going on 5-day holiday and need someone to look after their baby so they ask Patrick to do it, but by the third day the child's gone missing and there's a martian causing havoc around town; Mermaid Man has gone missing and it's up to Barnacle Boy, The Elastic Waistband (Patrick from MM&BB5), Brains (Perry) and Make-Up WonderGirl (Pam) to find him.

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35. Jane In The Neck/Fine By Me

36. Planks For The Memories

35. Perry's little sister comes to visit and seems to really admire Patrick. Soon, she follows him everywhere likes he's her brother and Perry gets really annoyed and asks him to stop hanging around his little sister. But Patrick doesn't particularly like being followed and finds her annoying; Mr. Patchy promises his employees he won't pay another late fine after he forgets a very important fine. Will he manage to keep his promise?

36. In the second 22-minute special, Plankton is kicked out of Bikini Bottom for being too evil, so he comes to Starfishville disguised as a tiny starfish. Using some mind control gear, he transforms all the citizens into evil slaves. Who can save the town before it's too late?

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ENTIRE SEASON 2 WITH ORIGINAL UK AIRDATES

18. Fortune And Fame/Abra Ka-danger-6th November 2009

19. Mr. Point/Garage Sale-20th November 2009

20. Returning To Rock Bottom-20th November 2009

21. Patrick Party/Jealousy Detected-20th November 2009

22. Do-nut Go There/Halloweenies-20th November 2009/31st October 2009 (originally a special episode just for Halloween)

23. Problem In The Poop Deck, Crisis In The Crow's Nest/Supply Boss-18th December 2009

24. Decision Impossible/Virus Chasers-20th December 2009

25. To Patrick, With Love/Mall Addict-19th February 2010

26. 5-Star Frenzy/Jellyfish Campsite-26th Febrary 2010

27. Star Trek: The Sequel/Visit To Bikini Bottom-26th March 2010

28. Gifted And Talented/Taste Sensations-2nd April 2010

29. Everybody Needs Bad Neighbours/Pool Party-18th June 2010

30. Haunted In Luxury/Fine Dining-18th June 2010

31. Toxic Barnacles!/The Long, Confusing Road-18th June 2010

32. It's Raining Doughnuts!/One's A Crowd-30th June 2010

33. Pet Day/Chimney Sweepers-16th July 2010

34. Rocket-A-Bye-Baby/Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy: The Final Chapter-23rd July 2010

35. Jane In The Neck/Fine By Me-24th July 2010

36. Planks For The Memories-25th July 2010

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SEASON 3

37. Banned From The Band/Mirror Magic

38. We Have Loft-off/School Days

39. Star Trek III/Star Struck

40. This Means War/The Mediocre Life

41. That Sinking Feeling

37. The blonde fish in Boy's Who Cry is booted out of the band after he bosses the others around too much and starts becoming an attention-hogger. The Blonde One comes to Starfishville disguised as a starfish to start a new band, but when the citizens find out he isn't a starfish they chase him out of town. Can he get the others to let him back in, or are they going to reject him? ; Perry becomes a ladies man and very popular after bumping his head on his mirror, and thinks it's a magic mirror. After telling the town of this magic mirror he becomes famous, until they find out it isn't magic at all.

38. Whilst helping to clean out Perry's loft, Patrick finds an old rocket; Perry is going to an academy for his science studies and won't be able to play with his friends as much. Patrick needs to find someone else, aside from Pam, to spend his time with whilst Perry is at school, or doing homework.

39. The sequel to the sequel of Patrick's dream. The gang are sent on a very hard mission. ; After being hit in the head by a hard ball during a game of baseball, Patrick vows to be more careful, but can he really be careful?

40. Big, ugly, thug sharks come and wreck Starfishtown, and won't leave until their gang leader becomes mayor and they rename the place Thugtown. Can the people of Starfishville defeat them, or will they all become slaves to the thug's gang leader? ; Perry fears his schoolife is plain and boring, and decides to spice it up a little, which does nothing but cost him a weeks detention and being made to mop all of the floors of the academy.

41. In the third 22-minute special, Patrick, Perry and Pam set off on a journey to Ukelele Bottom but their cruise ship sinks and they are stranded, can they find a way to their destination?

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42. The Doughnut Krab/Mayor Take Your Order?

43. Gossip Girl/The Doughnutter: A Complete History

44. Summer Fears/Silence On The Court

45. Zits/They Called It Starfish Love

46. The Wrath Of The Mutant Doughnut/Perry's Girl

42. Mr. Krabs and Mr. Patchy have become very good friends, and have decided to team up and create The Doughnut Krab. This is good news for SpongeBob and Patrick, as they can work together, however Squidward isn't happy that he has to work with both his ex and current neighbour. However, he meets Eleanor, a beautiful new trainee cashier who is moving to Starfishville. All of the employees from The Doughnutter become friends with the Krusty Krab workers, and soon they are too distracted to work, so they get rid of The Doughnut Krab and put things back the way they were; The current cashier is "promoted" to being a waiter after Mr. Patchy finds out Eleanor is Felix's daughter, and gives her the main cashier job. Can the angry cashier, Laurence, get his old job back?

43. After watching loads of programs about gossips, Pam becomes a total gossip lover. However, she ends up making loads of people fall out because of rumors that she makes and hears, what is to be done? ; This documentary episode follows the history of The Doughnutter. The title of the episode says it all.

44. Patrick has to go to a boating summer school after being caught driving without a liscence, which he had but lost. Now he must find the liscence and prove to the police he had one at the time; Perry, the best tennis player in town is challenged my a mysterious tennis pro. On the day, he find out it's a judge at the Starfishville court. Perry fears if he doesn't play well enough he will be taken to court.

45. After getting an ugly zit, Pam worries no one will like her, so she tries to hide it. Patrick tells her it's fine, and compliments her beauty, thinking this might be a way to ask her out. Will it work? ; After being divorced to his wife, Mr. Patchy feels lonely and tries to find a new wife. He meets Elaine, and they get married. But will they live happily ever after?

46. The waiter at The Doughnutter accidentally trips whilst taking a doughnut to a customer. The doughnut falls into the bag of a scientist, which has a potion in it. The dougnut comes out and becomes a mutant that takes over the whole town; Sandy is moving from Bikini Bottom, and wants to visit Patrick before she leaves (as she does still miss him). During her stay Perry falls in love with her and tries really hard to impress her.

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47. The Fashion Passion Freaks/The Doughnut Queen

48. Jest Another Day/We Aren't Family

49 Seanuts Rosting On An Open Fire/Lights, Camera, Auction!

50. 50 Secrets Of The Patrick Show

51. A Hole New World/Sea Sick Sailor

47. A group of fashion professionals come to Starfishville and start rating the entire town on their appearance, which is split into 4 sections: Clothes, Hair, Make-Up (Girls), Facial Hair (Boys) and Accessories. If they don't have a high enough rating, they will have to wear embarassing clothes for a day. Perry and Patrick need to find a way to get a high enough score to pass before they have to go around town in a dress for a whole day; Eleanor uses her "daughter of the mayor" privileges and bosses the staff, including Mr. Patchy around. Is there a way to stop her?

48. It's April Fools Day, which everybody loves. But Mr. Patchy has banned pranks from The Doughnutter and the staff must not prank anyone, or react if they are pranked by customers; As a joke to get Patrick back for his constant pranks, Perry and Pam trick Patrick into believing he has a sister. They use Pam's cousin as his sister "Patricia", but will gullible Patrick fall for it?

49. It's Christmas, and all of the employees, Mr. Patchy, Perry and Pam are celebrating by going camping. Whilst sitting around the campfire, everyone tells of their memories of the year; Whilst shopping on Me-Bay, Patrick and Perry bid in an auction for a movie set and become determined to get the highest bid before the auction ends. They waste so much money that they have no cash for other stuff, what will they do?

50. We find out 50 secrets of The Patrick Show to celebrate the 50th episode.

51. Patrick finds he has a hole in one of the walls in his front room, where a SeaMouse named Steve is living. How is he going to get rid of the vermin without killing it? ; Eleanor is going sailing with Felix and all of his work mates, but she worries as she gets terribly sea sick. "Mr. Doctor Patrick" agrees to come along and make sure she feels ok on the day.

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52. Francais Marrant (French Fun)/Sewer Or Later

53. The Fairly Odd Patrick Show

54. Do You Ear Me/You've Been Reported

55. Mime Time/Felix On Fire

56. Fiends Reunited/Summer Prison

57. Love Story/It's Hard To Say Hello

52. Pam reluctantly agrees to teach Patrick french; Patrick gets a fear of sewers after hearing a story of The Sewer Monster.

53. The first crossover episode. Timmy wishes he was underwater to help him with a project and ends up in Starfishville with Poof, Wanda and Cosmo. They turn him into a starfish and he moves in with Patrick, under the name of Tony Learner. He explores sea life and wishes to go back, but Pam, who loves him, won't let him go. "Tony" needs to make Pam stop loving him or he'll be stuck in Starfishville forever!

54. After noticing that they don't have ears, the entire town think they've all gone deaf; Perry forgets to hand in a very important report on time.

55. Patrick is dared to go the whole day without speaking, but after the bet is over, he becomes a mime and refuses to talk; After buying Eleanor so many gifts, Felix is broke and hasn't enough money to do his mayor duties. What will he do now?

56. Perry and Patrick accidently plan their family reunions on the same day, and their families don't get along with each other; Patrick gets stuck in Perry's Summer House.

57. Patrick finally gets the courage to ask out Pam, and she says yes. But how long will it last? ;A family of brats move to Starfishville and build The Dougnutter's new rival shop: Cake Town.

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58. Best Friends For Never/Staff Swap

58. Patrick finds out that Mr. Patchy and Roger were sworn enemies since child birth, and that's the reason he built a rival shop. Mr. Patchy explains what happened; To see who the better boss is, Mr. Patchy and Roger swap their employees for a day. Roger uses this as a way to become rich, thinking Mr. Patchy's employees are experts, but soon finds that they're nothing like he thought.

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59. Suspicions/Feelin' The Rhythm

60. Such A Perry Man/The Loud Problem

61. Nematode Troubles/A Dollar Of Mayonnaise

59. Patrick is worried that Pam fancies Roger's handsome son Brian and will dump him and ask Brian out, so he tries to spend as much time with her so that she doesn't talk to him; A new dance song comes out, and everyone becomes obsessed with it, apart from Mr. Patchy, who believes it's hypnotising the entire town.

60. Perry starts looking on the bright side of everything, and becomes a happy guy that never feels down. But Patrick doesn't like the new Perry and needs to change him; Roger fears that Stacey's loud mouth is driving away customers, so he asks Patrick, thinking he's a quiet person, to train her to be quiet.

61. Perry's friend at the academy is selling baby nematodes, and Patrick buys one, oblivious to the dangers; Cake Town advertises Mayonnaise Doughnuts for a dollar as a joke to lure The Doughnutter into selling them. But the idea actually works, and now they've given the idea to their rivals.

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62. Virtual Fashion/Ants In Your Pants?

63. Break It Down/Patron 3000

64. Chilly Crisis/The Salad Situation

62. After playing an arcade game with an ugly looking virtual reality helmet, Pam creates a whole fashion of virtual reality clothes in all colours, for people to look stylish in the arcade, but they are banned from the arcades, because too many people are wearing them and they are causing the game machines to go haywire. What's Pam to do when everyone demands a refund, and she's already spent the money? ; Maxwell can't keep still for even a second, and he's winding up everyone with his ever-lasting energy. Patrick and Perry scare him and say if he does it too much the sea ants that live under the sand will come and eat him. It makes him stop being so energetic, but the two friends feel bad after.

63. Patrick is furious when ace break dancer Phineas flirts with Pam. Phineas is known as the "Heart Break Dancer" and "Phin The Player" because he dates loads of girls and then breaks their hearts. However, Pam has fallen for his charm, and there is nothing he can do. But is Pam really going to date Phineas, or is she planning something? ; Patrick wonders what life will be like in 1000 years.

64. A mysterious blizzard occurs in August, and Roger refuses to buy heating, as he reckons it'll cost too much and he'll never fulfill his dream of becoming a world famous billionaire. But the shop freezes, and the Pesto's are stuck inside. Is Mr. Pachy nice enough to help his enemy in such a dreadful situation? ; Pam worries that Patrick is eating too unhealthily and puts him on a healthy, balanced diet, where he eats all food groups equally (dairy, vegetables, fruit, protein, carbohydrates etc.) Patrick, who as we know will eat anything, agrees, but finds it hard to eat an equal amount of everything each day.