Total Drama Action: My vision

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Meh. Why not?

Episode 1: Total DRAMA Action

Chris: "Ok, welcome to your new 'playground' this, is where the challenges will be".

Gwen: "It's even more run down than the camp, I didn't even know that was possible".

Chris: "Well it is, so get over it. Now, we're going to take a tour of the set, and I'll explain everything soon enough".

Beth: "Ooo ooo, Chris? Can I sit next to Juuuustin *gets in his face*".

Chris: "Uh, yea, sure, whatever, now, this way, all aboard the tour.... thing".

Chris: "Here, we have the many abonded sets of movies past, this, is where your challenges will take place, as you can see, there's not much here...".

Duncan: "I'll say, juvie was better than this".

Chris: "Duncan, dude, you say juvie was better than everything, why don't you just live there?"

Duncan: "I did, until I signed up for this stupid show".

Chris: "Oh, hehe, riiiight, gotta love the fine print... Anyway, your challenges will be movie genres, pretty cool, huh? Oh, and you won't have any teams, but, you will be in groups for some challenges, like this one".

*Monster snarls in background, DJ faints*

Chris: "Oh, dude, don't worry about that, you won't see him for a loooong time... Like, a whole 5 minutes!".

Trent: "What? We have to go near that thing?!".

Chris: "Yea, gonna be fun, right?".

Justin: "Uh, no, I'll get my bod dirty, that, is a no-no".

Chris: "Look, Justin, my man, you're the best looking one here, you're model material, but see, here's the thing... I don't care...".

Justin: "If I don't get a modeling contract because of you, I'll torture you with my good looks for the rest of your life".

Chris: "Yea, ok, good luck with that... Ok, first challenge, a drama, got it? Run across the beach to get your supplies, ACTION!"

*cricket*

Chris: "That means go..."

*everyone starts to run to the beach*

Lindsay: "Oh man, not cool, I can't go out there, I'll like, get a sunburn or something... That's not good..." *hides*

Gwen: "Ugh, Lindsay! I don't know if your on my team or not, but get up and start moving!"

Lindsay: "Easy for you to say, you could use a lot of color in your skin... It took me forever to get my skin perfect..."

Gwen: "Ok, here, have some sunblock"

Lindsay: "Awww, thanks Gretchen, that's so sweet..." *puts it on*

Gwen: "Yea, whatever..."

Heather: "Lindsay, hopefully you regret those words you said to me, and that dare you gave me.."

Lindsay: "Uhh, no, sorry"

*Heather dumps sand all over Lindsay*

Lindsay: "AHHHH!!!! My perfectly suntaned skin!!! I can't go out looking like this!!!!!"

Heather: "Oh, sorry, oh wait, no I'm not!"

*campers gather the stuff and run back, with Lindsay still hiding"

Chris: "Ok, good job, now, heres the twist, the teams".

Owen: "What are they?"

Chris: "I was getting to that Owen...Ok, Team 1, DJ, Izzy, Justin, Owen, Bridgette, Gwen, and Trent"

Geoff (in confessional): "WHAT!? Me and Bridge are on different teams?!? WHY!!!!!"

Chris: "Ok, that leaves the remaining campers to be team two, you have to make a drama movie with everything you got, and you can't switch, good luck..."

*time passes*

LeShawna: "Oh man, where is that scrawny little white girl? We need that girls help, hate to say it"

Harold: "I don't know, maybe I could find her, or even work twice as hard."

LeShawna: "Ooo boy, you'd do that?"

Harold: "Yea, only if you made out with me though."

LeShawna: "Forget it, string bean."

Harold: "Aww dangit!"

*more time passes*

Izzy: "Come on guys, pick up the pace! Do you want to lose the first challenge?!"

Trent: "Ugh, Izzy, we're trying, it's hard to come up with ideas for a drama, I didn't even know they still made pure drama's anymore."

Gwen: "Uhhh..."

Trent: "Well, besides this show, but even this isn't pure drama."

Gwen: "Did you not pay attention last season at all?"

Trent: "Oh, right..."

*more more time passes*

Chris: "Ok, time to judge your drama's, hope they're good..."

Lindsay: "Hey guys, how'd we do?"

Duncan: "Where the heck were you Lindsay?! You're the drama queen! You could've helped us!"

Lindsay: "Oh, sorry Darren, but I was hiding, I was covered in S-A-N-N-D"

*Duncan thinks of the word she's trying to spell*

Duncan: "Uhh, you mean sand?"

Lindsay: "Yea, that's what I said."

Duncan: "Whatever..."

*4 hours pass*

Chris: "Ok, well, Team 2, that sucked, majorly, what happened?"

Duncan: "Lindsay didn't want to show herself covered in S-A-N-N-D..."

Chris: "Uhh, you mean sand, dude?"

Duncan: "According to Lindsay, that's how it's spelled..."

Chris: "Ok... Well, you still lose"

Beth: "Lindsay!"

Lindsay: "Whaaaat, I was covered in sand, on national TV, do you know how embarissing that is?"

Geoff: "Uhhh, no, because it doesn't matter."

Lindsay: "DOESN'T MATTER?!?! How could you say that!! Psh, well of course, you don't care about appearance, just look at you, who wears those kinds of hats anymore? That was soooo 1990's uh huh."

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "Ok, let's get this started, first off, congratulations on being the first team to lose, secondly, you won't recieve marshmallows, you'll get Chris'"

Duncan: "Uhh, what's are those?"

Chris: "These" *throws one at Duncan*

Duncan: "It's a statue of you, how charming"

Chris "Hehe, I thought so too..."

Duncan: "So these keep you safe?"

Chris: "Yes Duncan, they do, so you're safe."

Duncan: "Sweet"

Chris: "Ok, now, on to the rest of you...Hmmm, Beth, LeShawna, Harold, Geoff..."

Heather: "I'm, one of the last two... WHAT?!?"

Chris: "Yea, shocker, considering what you did last season... But, this is even more shocking"

*throws a Chris at Heather*

Lindsay: "WHAT?! I'm the first off?!?! Oooo YAY YAY YAY!!!!"

Chris: "Yay?"

Lindsay: "Yea, remember, last season we had that really phat resort, where do we go now?! A special spa or something?"

Chris: "Umm no... You go to the bleachers"

*cut to the bleachers with Cody holding up a foam finger with a #1 on it and drinking out of a drinking hat*

Lindsay: "WHAT?!? Awww man!"

Chris: "There is good news though, you get there, via limosine!"

Lindsay: "Oooooo EEEEE!!!!!"

Chris: "With a pool!!"

Lindsay: "EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

*Lindsay rushes in*

Chris (to the camera): "Filled with alligators..."

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Episode 2: Since when was this funny?!

Geoff: "Well, I'm glad that's ovver, no more glamour girl to put up with..."

LeShawna: "Yea, I know, hopefully we'll win next challenge and prove she was deadweight."

*in the morning*

Chris (though megaphone): "CAMPERS!!! GET OUT HERE!!"

Duncan: "Well, it's very nice of you for that wake up call, but we don't need one because it's only 5am!!!!!"

Chris: "Too bad!!!"

Everyone: "Ughhhh...."

Chris: "Hehehe... on to your next challenge, it will be at night..."

Gwen: "So why the heck did you wake us up now?!?"

Chris: "Thought it'd be funny... And it was."

Trent: "Dude, that's harsh."

Chris: "Hehe, I know.... Harsh comedy is the best kind of comedy."

Duncan (grabbing Chris' shirt): "Really? Then this should be loads of laughs..."

*balls up fist*

Chris: "Not so fast Duncan, you don't want to go back to juvie, do you?"

Duncan: "Ya know, juvie was better then this place, so go ahead."

Chris: "Dangit, I was hoping you'd say no, because, I can't anyway, the fans love ya dude."

Ducan: "I know, no shocker, I'm awesome."

Chris: "Riiiiight..."

Harold: "I don't see what the big deal is... I like it, I have more skills in the end of twilight..."

Izzy: "You have skills?"

Harold: "Chyea!"

Izzy: "O...K... And I thought I was crazy..."

LeShawna: "You are."

Izzy: "Haha! I knew it!"

Gwen: "Yea, she's crazy all right... Crazier than last season, how is that possible?"

Trent: "No idea..."

Owen: "Woo! Chris, man! What are the teams?!"

*Everyone looks around*

Bridgette: "Hehe, umm, Owen, Chris left..."

Owen: "No he didn't, he's right here." *points to a standee of Chris*

Duncan: "Yikes, more Chris' here than ever, it's horrific..."

DJ: "Yea, I'll say, scarier than horror movies, just think, what could all these Chris' do to us..."

Gwen: "Hehe, considering only one of them is real, not much."

DJ: "Yea, I guess you're right..."

Beth: "So guys, what do you think the challenge will be?"

Justin: "Who knows, hopefully something to complement my looks..."

Beth (drooling): "Nothing could ever not complement them Justin..."

Justin: "Uhh, thanks..."

Duncan: "For Chris' sake, the challenge better be something easy..."

Bridgette: "Well, the first few things in anything of a series of things are usually the easiest.... So no need to worry"

Geoff: "Ya, Bridge is right, no need to worry Duncan"

*later that night*

Chris (on megaphonne): "Campers, report to the stage, now!!!"

Justin: "Chris, man, I need beauty sleep.... Oh wait, no I don't *smiles in mirror*"

Chris: "Ok, ready for you're next challenge?"

Owen: "Yea!! I'll do anything!! Even..."

Duncan *rolls eyes: "Eat your own drawers?"

Owen: "Mehehe, yea... *wide eyed* I won't have to, will I?"

Chris: "Uhh, no, this is a comedy challenge!"

Owen: "Oh, that's easy, I laugh at everything!"

Chris: "That may not be the best thing in this challlenge Owen... Anyway, you'll be in the same teams as last time, but this time, you will be placed in a room with a pile of the worst comedy movies ever made, guarenteed to make you not laugh"

Bridgette: "Where did you find those?"

Chris *shifty eyed*: "I have my sources... Back to the challenge, you must laugh at these movies, and we will be using this laugh-o-tron to make sure your laughs are real."

Duncan: "That thing can tell if you have a real or fake laugh? Wow, it's a machine with no brain or personality, yet it's still smarter than Chef..."

Chef *in cofessinal*: "Oh man, I can't wait to make that kid breakfast tomorrow... Mwuahahaha!"

Chris: "As I was saying, if you laugh during the movie, you move on, you don't then you're out, last person standing wins immunity for their team, got it?"

Everyone: "Got it"

Chris: "Ok, on to movie 1"

Owen: "Hehe, this movie is pretty funny..."

Gwen: "No it isn't, it's a bunch of guys falling off cliffs into shark infested water, it doesn't even have a plot, then again, the title is "The Plotless Comedy, A cliffdivers tale"

Geoff: "No, no, I see what Owen's saying, I love it! You can so tell it's fake, it's funny!"

Trent: "Oh yea... I see it too, ha!"

Justin *projects himself into the movie by standing up to the projector*: "Well, Chris never said you can't laugh at yourself, I'm so hot it's funny."

Beth *drools*: "Oooo, you are..."

Bridgette: "Oh no, unnamed cliffdiver number 5! Watch out! You're going to hit the boom! These people are terrible at making movies! Move the boom out of the shot you idiots!!! *Clunck* Oooo, I told ya, move the boom, hehe..."

Chris: "Ok, that's it, Owen, Beth, Trent, Geoff, Justin, and Bridgette are moving on!"

Gwen: "Uhh, thank god, I can't take any more of these movies..."

Chris: "Oh, and Justin, you can't laugh at how hot you are, but, I'll let it slide..."

Justin: "What? Then what kind of world is this? I can't laugh at this awesome bod... I'm out"

Chris: "Ok... Well, Justin's out, so, just Owen, Bridgette, Trent, Beth, and Geoff are left, you guys ready?"

Geoff: "Oh yea dude!"

Chris: "Good, here we go"

Geoff: "Aww man, this movie sucks, I'm never gonna be able to laugh at it... Hey Bridge, I know what we can do to pass the time..."

Bridgette: *tries to hold in a giggle* "Ohh, I know we're you're going with this... And I like it..."

*Geoff and Bridgette start making out*

Chris *in cofessinal*: "Aww, isn't that so cute, and... so against the rules... Ehh, they didn't laugh, I'll let it slide..."

Trent: "Uhhh! I can't take it! This is too bad! I'm out"

Chris: "Trent, what did you expect? The title is 'Oh no, not another Teen Movie'"

Trent: "True..."

Owen: "Hehe, I like it! It's so... Powerful, so awesome...."

Geoff: "Uhh, Owen, do you mean the movie, or the snack table in the movie?"

Owen: "The snack table! Look at all those delicious treats!! *Gasps* They even have...Ma...llo...mars!!! Cleo-frickin'-patra! That's sweet!!!!"

Bridgette: "This acting is so bad... You can tell that guy is gay just look at him, he's so..."

Beth: "Gay?"

Bridgette: "Yes!"

Beth: "Now that ya mention it, it is pretty funny how obvious it is...."

Chris: "Ok, all of you made it past this round, except Trent, because he dropped out... Wuss"

Trent: "Uhh, dude, I'm right here..."

Chris: "Hehe, I know, like I said, harsh comedy is the best kind of comedy, on to the next movie!"

Bridgette: "Hey Geoff, this movie is terrible, what can we do to pass the time..."

Geoff: "I know..."

*Start making out again*

Chris: "Ok, I had it, you two, one of you is out of here, stop making out every freakin second, it bugs me!"

Geoff: "Let me guess dude, you don't got a girlfriend"

Chris: "Yea... Girls think I'm too... What's the word..."

Geoff: "Malicious?"

Bridgette: "Physcotic?"

Owen: "Arogant?"

Beth: "All of the above?"

Chris: "Yea... So, which one of you two wants to leave?"

Bridgette: "It was my idea, so I will"

Chris: "Ok, see ya later Bridgette"

Geoff: "Noo, Bridge!!"

Chris: "Dude, you weren't even on the same team..."

Geoff: "So? I still love her!"

Chris: "Jeesh... Start the movie back up!"

Beth: "Hey Chris, what is this movie called?"

Chris: "Uhh, let me check... 2001, A Homeowners Odyessy..."

Beth: "And this is supposed to be funny?"

Chris: "It was a documentary, but it's bad enough to be a comedy"

Geoff: "Oh wow, look how high that girls bills are! It's outrageous..."

Owen: "Yea it's...*yawns*...terrible...think of all the mallowmars you could buy with that..."

Geoff: "Hehe, right on dude *high fives*"

Owen: "HA! Look at that! Her house is getting repoed!"

Geoff: "That's funny?"

Owen: "It's funny because it's a mistake!"

Geoff: "Oh...hehe..."

Chris: "Ok, Owen and Geoff, congrats, your at the last movie, you ready?"

Owen: "Oh yea!! Hey, what time is it?"

Chris: "1AM..."

Owen: "Oh dang, so whoever loses, they're team goes straight to the ceremony?"

Chris: "Yep, I'd hate to wake up an entire team up at this time... They'll probably hate you..."

Owen: *gulp*

Geoff: "So, what are we watching now?"

Chris: "Trippy Thursday..."

Geoff: "Oh, I heard of this movie, it's really really really really really really bad..."

Chris: "That's the point...hehe"

Chef *in the cofessinal*: "Ooo, this is my favorite part, we try and make this freaks laugh... And if they do, they lose, it's gonna be fun..."

Owen: "So, Geoff, any idea what this plot is so far?"

Geoff: "Uhh, looks like, this guy opened up a soda bottle and won something... but it got traded with another one, and they both had they're souls on them, and they switched bodies..."

Owen: "That's what I thought, I think..."

Chris: "Hey, Owen, psst, over here"

Owen: "Yea Chris?"

Chris: "Look what I got for ya... nice,, fluffy, mallowmars..."

Owen: *drools*

Chris: "Yea, isn't it great? Here, you can have 'em"

Owen: "Chris... I frickin' love you!!!" *kisses Chris*

Chris: "Ok... now, I need plastic surgery to replace the face you just destroyed, good job..."

Chef: "Hehe, my turn now..." *sneaks up on Owen and tickles him with a feather*

Owen: "Mmm..Hmm...Mmmm....Bwuahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Geoff: "DUDE!!! Could that've been any louder!!!!"

Owen: "Sorry... Wait, so I win? SWEET!!!"

Chris: "Not exactly, you didn't laugh at the movie, so, you lose..."

Owen: "Chris? Is that you?"

Chris: "Yea, thanks to you, I have to wear this bag over my head..."

Owen: "Sorry...."

*outside*

Chris *on megaphone*: TEAM ONE! REPORT TO THE CEREMONY!!! OWEN LOST IT FOR YOU!!!!"

Gwen: "Ugh.... Can't this wait?"

Chris: "Nope"

DJ: "Yo, dude, what the heck?! It's 3am!!!"

Chris: "Hehe, I know..."

DJ *in confessinal*: "Oooo Owen, you just made a big mistake..."

Chris: "Ok, it's down to Owen and Bridgette, you two both basically threw away the challenge... But, Bridgette, you didn't sell out for mallowmars then wake your team up at 3am, so, the last Chris goes to......Bridgette"

Owen: "Awww man..."

Chris: "Well, Owen's gone, too bad, he gave up 100 grand to do this, and now he has nothing... Ironic, huh?"

DJ: "Uh, Chris, who you talking to?"

Chris *looking in a mirror*: "Myself"

DJ: "Ohhh... well, night"

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Episode 3: Lights, Camera, Romance!

Chris: ""Hello campers, time for your third challenge, a romance genre should do you good, it should be interesting"

Geoff *looking at Bridgette with a flirtarious look on his face*: "Romance, you say? Niiice..."

Bridgette: "Hehe..."

Chris: "Everyone get with someone of the opposite sex, now!"

Geoff: "Bridgette, I believe we're together?"

Bridgette: "Yes we are hehehe...."

Trent: "Well Gwen, we together too?"

Gwen: "Well, I don't know..."

Trent: "WHAT?!?"

Gwen: "Just kidding, of course we are"

Justin: "I'll let the girls come to me..."

Chris: "Ok, Beth, Izzy, Heather, LeShawna... race to Justin! First there gets him"

Beth: "I will get to him first!!" *runs off the the left and grabs keys to a car*

Heather: "That's not fair!!"

LeShawna: "Ooo man, white n' nerdy chick got style!!"

Beth: "Watch out Heather! Don't want your wig to fall off, do you?"

*Heather dives out of the way*

*Beth jumps out of the car, unharmed, into Justin's arms*

Beth: "Hehehe, dreams do come true..."

Justin: "Uhh yea sure, Chris, can I, be with myself? I'm hot enough for two people *rips off shirt and stares in a mirror*

Chris: "Sorry dude, rules is rules"

Justin: "Aww..."

*Beth smiles*

Justin: "Beth... My god, what happened? You have something in your teeth... Something... Outstanding *poses*"

Beth: "Hehehe, you like it? I got my braces off yesterday"

Justin: "Why.. yes *poses* I can see that *poses*"

Chris: "Ok, stop with the whiching and the whacha and the fya, we get it, you're hot, stop showing it off"

Justin: "Sorry, it's just... Amazing..."

Chris: "Ok, everyone else, get with a partner"

Harold: "LeShawna...do you want to be my partner? No real romance involved, I swear"

LeShawna: "Sure, whatever"

Harold: "Yessss..."

DJ: "Uhhhh... I choose Izzy!!!!" *runs behind her*

Izzy: "Heha! Sweet!!"

Duncan: "I guess we're partners now sweety..."

Heather: "Ugh, I cannot work with him... I'm out"

Chris: "Ok, Heather refuses to participate, so her and Duncan are out, everyone out, to the sets! Away!! Ok, here's the deal you 'couples' will face a series of challenges, and whoever performs the best wins, first off, a simple date, a walk in the park, and pizza"

LeShawna: "Wait, Chris, hold up"

Chris: "Mhm?"

LeShawna: "I...I... I can't do this... Sorry Harold... *walks off*"

Chris: "Oooo, Harold you just got served!!!! Hahaha, no seriously, you're out, leave, go back to your room"

Harold: "DANGIT!!"

Chris: "As I was saying... You can't make out too much *stares at Bridgette and Geoff*"

Geoff: "No prob dude, it's all under control"

Chris: "Good, now action!"

DJ: "Well Izzy, uhh, what do you plan to do with the money if you win?"

Izzy: "Ahahaha, I dunno... Maybe export those beaver mugs filled with syrup!! Or those candy mutton hats!! Yea, that'd be so e-scopetastic!!! Oh, by the way, call me E-Scope, yea, I like that, it's all.... E-Scope... So... Mysterious... It's like a ninja, you think you're over here, but then you're over here! Ha! Yea..."

DJ: "Ohh uh, sorry E-Scope..."

Izzy: "Ahaha, it's ok D-man!!"

DJ: "Uhh, just DJ is good"

Izzy: "Ohhhh kayy!!"

*cut to Beth and Justin*

Beth *smiling*: "Uhhh, Justin, how long do you want me to smile?"

Justin: "Until I... *poses* stop looking good, yea... you'll be smiling for a loooooooooong time..."

Beth: "Ohhh... ok..."

Justin: "Uhhh, sweety, more smile pleasey"

Beth: "Sorry...." *smiles more*

*cut to Geoff and Bridgette*

Camera guy: "Geoff? Bridgette? Hello? Uhh, Chris?"

Chris: "Yesssss?"

Camera guy: "We can't find Geoff and Bridgette"

Chris: "Oh, they're right here *pulls Geoff from behind a tree*

Geoff: "Noo! Our lips! They're seperated!!! AHHHH Chris dude, put me back please!!"

Chris: "All right all right, jeesh, you guy's lose, you can do... whatever"

*Geoff and Bridgette are already making out*

Chris: "Wow, they work fast"

*Cut to Gwen and Trent*

Trent: "So, after this is all over, you gonna come and visit me?"

Gwen: "Hehe, I don't know where you live"

Trent: "Oh right... Uhhh, here, take this" *hands her a slip*

Gwen: "What's this?"

Trent: "It's a plane ticket to my hometown with my address on it, I was gonna give it to you when one of us was voted out, but I didn't get a chance last season because Owen interupted us, and I forgot about it when we were on that resort"

Gwen: "Awwww, that's so sweet... How'd you get it anyway?"

Trent: "Oh, I bought it before season one, incase I met someone I really liked, they could come visit, it was just luck I met someone as great as you"

*Gwen smiles*

Chris: "Ok, time for some pizza!"

Trent: "Where's Geoff and Bridgette?"

Chris: "Right here *pulls Geoff out from under a table*"

Geoff: "Aw cmon Chris dude!! Put me back!!"

Chris: "Ok, jeez...."

*later*

Chris: "Ok, you passed the first phase, time for a movie! Pull a piece of paper out of the hat, and report to that theater"

*Everyone goes to their theaters*

Izzy: "Ooo, we got Bloodlust 3- Return of the Bloodhound vampires!"

DJ: "Uhhh, that's a...horror?"

Izzy: "Oh yea!

DJ: "Uhhh, I can't do this! I'm outta here!"

Izzy: "D-man!! Come back!! *chases DJ*"

Chris: "Well, that was fast"

*cut to Justin and Beth*

Beth: "Can I please stop smiling now?"

Justin: "Not until I'm done checking myself out, you should be honoured, I'm shirtless in front of you, it's every girls dream"

Beth: "I guess... Can I stop smiling next phase?"

Justin: "Will you stop complaining?"

Beth: "Yes"

Justin: "Then ok"

*cut to Gwen and Trent*

Gwen: "What kind of movie is this?"

Trent: "The kind with the title 'Once sucked, twice bold'"

Gwen: "What kind of title is that?"

Trent: "Don't ask me, then again, this is one movie that sucked, and it takes two people to be bold and shut it off, hehe..."

Gwen: "Got that right"

*later*

Chris: "Ok, Gwen and Trent, Justin and Beth, you two are the last ones standing, good for you, time for dinner!"

*later*

Beth: "....And so that's how I got my braces off! And it didn't even hurt one bit! Oh, except for this tooth right here, I think it's starting to decay, hey, can you check this bump on my shoulder and see if it's natural?"

Justin: "Uhhh, no thanks..."

Beth: "Oh, ok, so anyway, back to my story, well, my dog was in a room with a cat, a bird, and 3 pies, you won't believe what he did with them! And he was allergic to everything in the room!"

Justin: "Was?"

Beth: "He hasn't been the same since the bird slapped him across the face..."

*cut to Beth's dog*

Justin: "Ohhh kay..."

Beth: "So, and this is the best part, the dog takes the pies in his mouth, and jumps in the air, he lands inside a trash can so-"

Justin: "AHHHH!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!! A PERSON WITH A BEAUTY OF THIS MAGNITUDE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS!!!!"

*Justin storms out*

Chris: "Holy Shist!"

*later*

Chris: "Ok, Gwen and Trent win, you are both safe for tonight, as for the rest of you, not so much"

*later*

Justin: "Psst, LeShawna, Heather, Gwen, Bridgette"

All the girls: "Yes man candy...."

Justin: "Tell you're guys to vote Beth, ok?"

All the girls: "Ok"

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "Ok, it's down to Justin and Beth, you were entertaining to watch, but, this is no shock, the last Chris goes to...... Justin"

Beth *mouth agape*: "Whaaaa?"

Chris: "Too bad, isn't it? Well whadya except? Beauty and the Beast, Beauty wins, haha"

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Episode 4: It's a bird, it's a plane...

Chris: "Helllllooooo, losas!" *sticks his tounge out*

Courtney: "Oooo, you're lucky the producers chained me up in these shackles and put me on a torture table, or you would be so dead!!"

Chris: "Wooooah, they did that? Daaaang, that's more evil than me..." *wind blows by*

Noah *looks up from book*: "Uhhh, Chris?"

Chris: "There has been a disturbance in the pyschoness..." *pulls out rule book from behind him like a lightsaber*

Ezekiel: "Woah, that dude is crazy, eh"

Chris: "Homey, shush, I'm, reading..." *stares at rule book*

*Noah and Ezekial blink*

Chris: "Aha! Here it is! Rule P, Section Y, Subsection S, Paragraph C, Sentence H, Word O... Pyscho"

*Noah and Ezekiel look at each other*

Courtney: "Uhh, and that means?"

Chris: "I get to be pyscho-er then them!!"

Courtney: "And that's a... good thing?"

Chris: "It gives me, complete and utter power over them! Mwuahahaha!!" *lightning shoots in the back, acidentally hits Chris*

Chris: "UGH! Dude! What was that for!?"

Camera man: "That was from the producers!"

Chris: "Those hounds... Anyway, Courntey, how would you like to be on TDA..."

Courtney: "*Gasps* Of course!!! Why didn't you do that before!?"

Chris: "Cause..."

*Courtney breaks the shackles and jumps from the table*

Chris: "Woah, I see why Duncan is all over you..."

Courtney: "How do I get on?!"

Chris: "Create a superhero"

Courtney: "That's it? That's easy!"

*later*

Courtney: "Here you go! My fully designed superhero!"

Ezekial *looks at it*: "That's not that good, eh"

*Courtney bonks him on the head*

Noah: "Woah, and you though Eva needed anger management..."

*Courtney takes Noah's book and chucks it at him*

Noah: "Owwww..."

Chris: "Woah, hold your horses, no killing people, yet..."

Noah, Ezekiel and Courtney: "Yet?!"

Chris: "Yea, I'm evil I know, bow down before me!"

Courtney: "So, I'm killing people? Who? Those producers *looks into camera* I'll find you eventually..."

Chris: "No Courtney, not them"

Courtney: "You win this time..."

Noah: "And everytime..."

*Courtney hits him*

Chris: "Will you stop that?! I haven't finished explaining the rules..."

Courtney: "Ok, continue"

Chris: "Thank you, anyway, you will bring your superhero to life, and become it! You will finish three tasks, do that, and you're on, oh, and you're timed"

Courtney: "How long do I have?"

Chris: "I'm not telling, it'll ruin the surprise... Now make that superhero!"

*later*

Chris *looking at Courtney's costume*: "Ahhh, jet boots, super gloves, laserblasting mask, flame retardent outfit, steel cape... Niiiiiice"

Courtney *showing off*: "Thank you, it was made out of the finest-"

Chris: "Yea, I don't care, now, to the sets!"

*at the sets*

Chris: "Ok Courtney, you have to stop a monster, dose an entire burning city, and save the townspeople, oh, and by the way, they're real people..."

Noah: "Wow dude, that is messed up"

Chris: "Haha, I know right? Soo cool"

Ezekiel: "Got that right"

Courtney: "*sigh* Ok, here I go..."

Noah: "So Chris, how long does she have?"

Chris: "Enough time to not finish no matter what"

Noah: "Good, she doesn't deserve to be on it"

Courtney: "I haven't left yet..."

*Noah and Chris look at each other, then back at Courtney*

Noah and Chris simultaneosly: "We know, haha"

Courtney: "I hate you guys..."

Noah: "Tell us something we don't know"

Courtney: "I'm not even going to bother, I'll just go now *flies off*"

Noah: "Hey Chris, what's her superhero name anyway?"

Chris: "Hehehaha, you're gonna love this... The C.I.T"

Noah: "Talk about uncreative..."

Chris: "Yea, I know"

*in the city*

Courtney *to herself*: "Ok, what should I start with first? *monster breathes fire on her* Ok, goodbye monster"

*shoots it with her lasers, to no affect*

Courtney: "Dangit, it's not working"

*slaps it with her cape, to no affect*

Courtney: "AHHHHH!!!! One last try, I'll use this supersonic whistle..."

*doesn't work*

Courtney: "Ugh... Whatever, I'll do the other two things first"

Chris: "You have 10 minutes"

Courtney: "And thing's keep getting better..."

*saves townspeople and doses the fire*

Courtney: "Back to the monster... It can't be real, so it has to have a zipper somewhere"

Chirs: "Ohh ohh, Noah, Ezekiel, dudes, you gotta watch this, it's sooooo messed up"

Ezekiel: "You came up with it eh, of course it is"

Chris: "I know, I know, but it's still soooo messed"

Noah: "Ok, fine, let me take a look"

Courtney: "Aha! I found it! *unzips it*"

Noah: "Woah, that is so messed up dude..."

Chris: "I know"

*Ezekiels eyes widen*

Courtney: "Wha... The contestants? REALLY CHRIS!?!?!?!?"

Chris: "Yep, you have 5 minutes too"

Courtney: "Hellooooo? You guys awake? *shakes her hand infront of Bridgette* Guess not... Ohhh, how am I gonna do this..."

Noah: "Wow dude, using everyone on the show against her, good plan"

Chris: "I thought so too"

Courtney: "Oh, I'll use my whistle again *uses supersonic whistle*"

*everyone wakes up*

Duncan: "Uhhh, wha... Courtney? Babe? That you?"

Courtney: "DUNCAN!!! Yes, yes it is!!!"

Duncan: "Ohhh, so I'm not dreaming?"

Courtney: "No you aren't"

Duncan: "Ohh, cool..."

*Courtney kisses Duncan*

Chris: "How sweet... It makes me sick, and what makes me more sick is that she actually passed... Courtney!!! You're in!!! Now leave"

Courtney: "I'm.... in????? YES!!!!! Thank you Chris!!!"

Chris: "Yea yea, just go already... jeesh"

Courtney: "Ok Chris, cmon everyone, lets go, I can't believe I'm finally on this show again..."

[terminoob]

Episode 5: You are what you watch

Chris: "So contestants, seems like you're all surprised Courtney is back, well, that's not the only surprise you're getting this season, but we'll wait until later for that, for now, time for your 4th challenge"

DJ *crossing fingers*: "Anything but horror, anything but horror, anything but horror..."

*Chris sneaks up on him*

Chris: "It's horror"

DJ: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints from lack of oxygen*"

*everyone looks shocked*

Chris: "Psst, Chef, get over here"

Chef: "Yes?"

Chris: "Give me something to wake this kid up, if we don't, we'll get soooo many lawsuits...."

Chef: "Here, I made this for lunch today, it should work"

*Chris smells it*

Chris: "Wooooah dude, that is rank!!"

Chef: "Thank you, I made it with stuff I found in my old house"

Chris: "You lived somewhere before this show? I never knew that..."

Chef *in the cofessinal*: "I have nothing to say to that...."

Chris: "Ok, this will be for team immunity, only the worst team won't get it, and will be the only team at the ceremony tonight"

Trent: "Wow, that's... Good, depending on who's in our team..."

Chris: "Ok, teams, Team 1: DJ, Justin, and Geoff; Team 2: Gwen, Courtney, and Harold"

Harold *in cofessinal*: "*sigh*....****...."

Courtney *in cofessinal*: "Yessss, finally, I can back at Harold..."

Chris: "Team 3: Heather, Trent, LeShawna"

LeShawna *in cofessinal*: "Hopefully, we lose, I want that wicked ***** of the west gone...."

Trent *in cofessinal*: "Heather's on my team... ugh... at least if we lose LeShawna and I will vote her off so she can finally be gone..."

Chris: "Team 4: Bridgette, Duncan, and Izzy, ok, the teams will be called randomly, now, you each get the theater of your team number, so go, oh, and by the way, you have to relive the movie you watch, correct every mistake in it to win, take notes if you have to, now go"

*at the theaters*

DJ: "EEEE!!! Watch out guy, you're gonna get killed!!! AHHHH!!!! *hides*"

*Geoff and Justin have doubtful looks on their faces*

Justin: "*sigh* DJ, you're cool dude, but, if we lose, we're voting you out..."

DJ: "Yeeeea... yea... whatever..... AAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Geoff *whispers to Justin*: "Dude, we don't want to lose, and DJ is pretty strong, let's show him our notes and hopefully he can do his part on his own..."

Justin: "Yea... still, I'm not sure about this, DJ is just too scared, just look at him *points to DJ, hiding under the movie seat* Uhh, DJ, you know it's really gross under there, right?"

DJ: "Better than scary movies..."

*Justin and Geoff look at each other*

*after the movies*

Chris: "Ok, everyone have enough time to absorb and study everything?"

Duncan: "Hehe, you're kidding right? You gave us 5 minutes..."

Chris: "Yea, plenty of time"

Duncan: "*sigh*"

Chris: "Ok, Team 3, you're up first, good luck...."

Heather: "This is so stupid, when will we ever need to know what to do in a situation like this in real life?"

Trent: "Uhhh, this is real life..."

Heather: "I mean REAL real life, you know, outside of this run down, second rate show"

Trent: "Actually, this show is pretty popular, you should be lucky you're on it"

Heather: "I would be lucky if I got pampered... did you see what Chris woke DJ up with? That shouldn't even be able to legally be called food!"

Trent: "Well, it's better than nothing..."

Heather: "Ha! Noooo it isn't"

Trent: "I guess you're right on that one..."

LeShawna: "Ok, what do we need to do?"

Trent: "Uhh, do everything the main characters in the movie did, but make it out alive"

LeShawna: "Well Chris wouldn't let us die? Would he?"

Chris *in confessinal*: "*laughs psychotically*"

Heather: "Well, what happens first?"

LeShawna: "The prettiest glamour girl gets confronted first and gets her head shaved..."

Heather: "That isn't funny"

LeShawna: "It ain't supposed to be, it's a horror movie, and it actually happens"

Heather: "*gulp*"

*leafs rustle*

Trent: "What was that?!"

LeShawna: "The killer, most likely, Heather, you're up"

*Heather stares blankly at the woods as a figure comes out*

Killer: "Mwuahahahahaha..... *takes out a buzzer*"

Heather: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs away*

LeShawna: "That chick ain't helpful..."

Trent: "Yea, looks like its up to us..."

Killer: "Who'ssssss, neeeeeeeexxxxtttttttttt......"

LeShawna: "*gulp* *scardily* Meeee...."

Killer: "Ooookkkk.... *takes out a sword*"

LeShawna: "Ok, what did that girl in the movie do... oh, right, she just stood there, so, I should run, or fight.... Trent, what do you need to do?"

Trent: "Fight, and win...."

LeShawna: "Ok, I'll run, that should be good... unless you need help"

Trent: "I would love help..."

LeShawna: "Ok, I'll help you"

Killer: "Commmmeeee and geeeeeett meeeeeee....."

Trent: "Only because you said so..."

*runs and grabs two large sticks and four rocks"

Trent: "LeShawna! Catch!! *throws rocks at her, gently*"

LeShawna: "Ok, let's do this..."

*trent runs up and wacks the killer, while leshawna throws rocks at the killers head*

*killer starts to swing his sword, deflecting the remaining rocks, and chopping up trent's sticks*

Trent: "Oooohhh crap..."

LeShawna: "You can say that again... *looks around at the trees*"

Trent: "What are you looking at?"

LeShawna: "Our way to kill the killer, jump up there!"

*trent jumps on top of a tree, followed by leshawna*

Trent: "What do we do now?"

LeShawna: "Jump up and down!"

*they jump up and down*

Trent: "The branch is about to break"

LeShawna: "That's the point, once more, then jump off"

*branch falls on top of the killer, followed by leshawna and trent*

Trent: "Well, mister killer, I don't think you'll need these two things anymore... *takes his sword*"

Killer: "What's the second thing?"

Trent: "THIS!! *chops his head off*

Chris: "Ok, congratulations, you passed, barely, only because Heather did nothing, shame ain't it? Team 2, you're up!"

Gwen: "Ok, let me get one thing across here, please don't fight, or we will lose, got that?"

Courtney: "Mmm, fine... but can I at least hit him once??"

Harold: "Whaaaaa??? Cmon Courtney!! What I did happened last season!!! Like.... months ago!!! Get over it!!!! GOD!"

Gwen *whispers to Courtney*: "Go for it"

Harold: "WHAT?!"

Courtney: "Hehe... *hits Harold on the head, knocking him unconcious*"

Gwen: "Uhhh, wow, that isn't good..."

Courtney: "Who cares, he's dead weight, and weak, we'll do better without him"

Gwen: "Yea, but we still need him to do his part, and besides, his character is first, so you'll be rid of him soon"

Courtney: "Ok, but how do we wake him up?"

*Gwen stares at Harold, lying on the ground*

Gwen: "No clue, mouth to mouth, probably"

Courtney: "Oohhh no no no, I'm not putting my mouth on his, we have no idea where it's been! Or better yet, what's been in it!"

Gwen: "Good point... hmmm,, I got an idea"

Courtney: "You're going to do it?"

Gwen: "That's not even funny..."

Courtney: "Ok, sorry, what's your idea?"

*Gwen tells her plan to Courtney*

Courtney: "Ooo, that's good..."

Gwen: "Just hope it'll work"

Courtney: "Oh it will, no doubt"

Gwen: "Hope you're right..."

*later*

Gwen: "Ugh, where is that killer?"

Killer: "*breathes deeply on Gwen*"

Courtney: "Uhh...Gw....Gw...Gwen..."

Gwen: "Yes?"

*Courtney points up*

Gwen: "Hmm? What are you pointing at the sky for?"

Courtney: "Look behind you!!"

Gwen: "Why? Is something there?!?!"

Courtney: "Only the killer!!!!"

Gwen: "AHHHHHHH!"

*Gwen leaps up and looks around*

Gwen: "Where?"

Courtney: "Where'd he go?"

Gwen: "I think you're imagining things, just calm down and you'll be fine"

Courtney: "R...Right...just imagining..."

Killer: "breathes deeply on Courtney*"

Courtney: "Oh very funny Gwen"

Gwen: "What?"

Courtney: "Pretending to be the killer by breathing down my neck, haha"

Gwen: "Courtney....I'm here....We've been watching each other for the past half hour..."

Courtney: "So who's behind me...*turns around*"

Gwen: "THE KILLER!!!!!!!"

Courtney: "EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs up a tree, clinging to a branch*"

*Courtney looks around*

Courtney: "VERY FUNNY GWEN!!!"

Gwen: "I'm serious!!! The Killer is right next to you!!"

*The killer starts to hack at the branch with his hockey stick*

Courtney: "Oh crap!!"

*Courtney jumps out right when the branch falls*

Killer: "Hehehehehehehehehe.... time for the nerd to die...."

Gwen: "Courtney, the plan?"

Courtney: "Oh right...Killer!"

Killer: "What..."

Courtney: "He isn't breathing anyway!! You won't kill anything, you'd be killing the dead, where's the fun in that?"

Killer: "Grrr..."

Courtney: "I think he needs mouth to mouth, don't worry, he brushes everyday, and once you wake him up, you can do what you want to any of us..."

Killer: "Fine...*gives Harold mouth to mouth*"

Harold: "GAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *gasping for air*"

Killer: "*spits*, now, I believe, you said I could do what I wanted with you guys?"

Courtney: "Ummm, yes..."

Killer: "Well then, I think I'll kill goth girl over there, chain you up to this geek, and make you two watch as I slowly break goth's bones and making her bleed to death, slowly"

All three of them: "*Gulp*"

Killer: "Mwuahahahaha..."

*ties Courtney to Harold, ties Gwen to a tree, starts to make the end of the hockey stick sharper*

Courtney *loudly whispers*: "Gwen! This wasn't part of your plan!"

Gwen: "I know, but I know what to do... I hope..."

Courtney: "YOU HOPE!?!?!"

Gwen: "Yea, I'm not sure if it will work... but it's still worth a try..."

Courtney: "No it isn't!! You'll die if it doesn't work!!"

Gwen: "Then I have one shot at it"

Killer: "Stop whispering!"

Courtney: "Yes mister killer sir..."

*killer starts to go over to Gwen*

Courtney: "Hey, Killer, are you sure you want to kill her first?"

Killer: "Yes...."

Courtney: "But she's goth, she'll probably get a kick out of you killing her, kill us first, she'll love it! Then kill her when she's her happiest"

Killer: "Hmmmm, I like it... Why not!"

*backs away from Gwen and goes to Harold and Courtney*

Gwen *to herself*: "I hope this works...."

*does a nature call, nothing happens*

Killer: "What was that?!"

Harold: "I believe it was supposed to be this *does a nature call to full effect*"

*woodland animals come scurrying to him*

Gwen: "How did you do that?!"

Harold: "I keep telling people I have skills..."

Courtney: "Well, can you control them?"

Harold: "Of course.... just watch these mad skills *makes different animal calls, roughly saying 'Get the man with the hockey stick!'"

Killer: "What's happening?"

Harold: "My skills in action"

Gwen and Courtney: "Chyea!"

*animals begin to maul the killer*

Harold: "Awesome! But we're still tied here..."

Chris: "Don't worry dude, that was epic!! We'll send someone to get you untied, you guys are in the lead, but jeez, Harold, I gotta give you props man! That was pretty sick dude"

Harold: "Thanks! I learned it when I was camping out a few years back, I was cornered in a cave by a bear, alligator, and eagle, and I didn't have my nunchucks, my laptop so I couldn't get on nunchuckers.com, I didn't have my keyboard so I couldn't show off my mad keyboarding skills, so I learned it naturally, I'm that awesome! CHYEA!!"

Chris: "Zzzzzzzz, wha? Oh, sorry, I just really didn't care that much, Team 4, your up, think you can top Team 3's performance?"

zzy: "All right! Let's do this!!"

Bridgette: "A little eccentric Izzy?"

Izzy *in demonic voice*: "E-SCOPE!!!!!"

Bridgette *cowering*: "Ok, ok, E-Scope, man, you're insane..."

Izzy: "Haha, I know!!! Isn't it great?!?"

Duncan: "In a challenge like this, it could be very helpful..."

Izzy: "OK!! Now, what do we need to do..."

Bridgette: "Kill the killer..."

Izzy: "WOO!!!"

Duncan: "That chick is.... words can't describe what she is..."

Bridgette: "I know... she's just.... Izzy...."

Izzy: "We should set up camp somewhere and make a fire, and put our most prized possesions there"

Duncan: "May I ask, why?"

Izzy: "Incase we die, someone will find us!"

Bridgette: "Chris wouldn't let us die... would he?"

Bridgette *in confessinal*: "Would he?...."

*twig breaks*

Izzy: "My E-Scope sense are tingling..."

*Bridgette and Duncan look at each other*

Izzy: "What? With a great name comes great powers!"

Duncan: "Isn't it 'with great power comes great resposibility'?"

Izzy: "Psh, but if I have a great name, I'll have great power, thus having great responsibility, DOY!"

Duncan *in confessinal*: "I'm scared of Izzy, and there aren't a lot of things I'm scared of..."

*shawdoy figure runs by*

Bridgette: "Ok, I'm getting freaked out..."

Duncan: "Which is why we ditched you before the killer challenge last season..."

Bridgette: "You didn't even know about that challenge when you voted me out..."

Duncan: "No, we didn't, but we still got you out"

Bridgette: "I still don't understand that, Geoff said he didn't vote me...so a girl must've"

Duncan: "You believe that party monster? Of course he voted for you!"

Bridgette: "No, he.. he wouldn't do that..."

Duncan: "Fine, don't believe me, but that's the truth"

Bridgette: "Hmmm..."

*Izzy pearches herself atop a tree, as a look out*

Duncan: "Izzy? What are you doing up there?"

Izzy: "I'm a look out, duh!!"

Duncan: "Ok..."

Bridgette: "Umm, Izzy, you wouldn't happen to be making shadow puppets, would you?"

Izzy: "No, but I'm good at them!! Look! Sherlock Holmes!! Now, the Effiel Tower! Oo, oo, this is my favorite, it's an alien coming down from a distant planet to blast us, only to utterly fail at the awesome might of E-Scope, thus fleeing the planet forever!! Weeeee...."

*Duncan looks at her weirdly, then the trees in front of her*

Duncan: "Do you do killers, by any chance?"

Izzy: "Ummm, psh, no, isn't that a little weird? Haha...."

Duncan: "Oh, ok, then let me say this in response, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!"

Killer: "Garrrr!!!!"

Izzy: "Oh no!! It's a pirate too!!"

Bridgette: "Just run Izzy!!"

Izzy: "No, I can fight him off!! Watch this!!!"

*Izzy and the killer go hand-to-hand combat, with Izzy matching the killers moves*

Izzy: "Ahaha, see? This guy is nothing!"

Killer: "Not me, but you will soon be nothing!!"

Izzy: "I doubt it mister look at me I'm a big scary psycho killer man... guess what?! I'm a real psycho!!! Nyahahahaha!!!!! *starts to jump from tree to tree*"

Killer: "Oh s***... *runs away*"

Izzy: "Not so fast!!! *dropkicks the killer in the jaw*"

Duncan: "Bridgette, is this even possible?"

Bridgette: "You're talking about Izzy, anything is possible with her..."

Duncan: "Right..."

*Izzy continues beating up the killer*

Killer: "Ugh... uh.... mommy? HELP ME!!! THE LITTLE GIRL IS BEATING ME UP AGAIN!!! *runs away*"

Izzy *blinks*: "Woah, and I thought I had problems..."

Duncan: "Uhh, ya do"

Izzy: "Not like him though, I mean he was all like, 'waaaa waaa mommy the little girl is beating me up again!!!! waaaa' psh, what a wuss, who does that? I mean, he's supposed to be all like 'rarrrrggggg, I'm a big mean scary psycho killer here for your flesh and bones graaaaaaaaggg...' hehahaha, yea..."

Chris: "Ok, you guys did it, you're still not in first, but you aren't in last, team one, let's see what you can do!"

Geoff: "Ok DJ, just let me and Justin do everything, you don't need to do anything, just... hide somewhere"

DJ: "Ok, good plan..."

Justin: "I just hope that killer doesn't destroy this bod, I'd have to mess him up if he did that

DJ: "Yea, I think it's good we're together.... The scaredy cat, the model, and the party guy.... The party guy isn't scared of anything, the model is too protective of his body.... and the scaredy cat is the last resort..."

Justin *in confessional*: "Yea.... we're gonna lose this one... bye bye DJ"

*something rustles the leafs in a tree*

DJ: "AAAAHHH!!! What was that?!?!"

Geoff: "You're overreacting... it was nothing"

Justin: "Yea, he's right, it's nothing, just calm, down"

DJ: "Uhhh.... ok..."

*twigs break*

DJ: "OK!!!! That wasn't nothing!!!"

Geoff: "Dude, you should hide in the woods... It's the safest thing for you, you're paranoid"

DJ: "Yea.. Ok...

*Geoff hides DJ in the woods*

Justin: "Ok, now that the scaredy cat is gone, what should we do?"

Geoff: "Dude, DJ isn't that bad, he's just scared of things.... a lot of things..."

Justin: "You're kidding right? He's a total baby, he doesn't deserve to be here, I can't believe how far he made it last season"

Geoff: "You gonna shut up anytime soon?"

Justin: "Make me"

Killer: "Ok..."

Justin: "You can't do anything to me Geoff, take your best shot"

Geoff: "That wasn't me..."

Justin: "Who else could it be? DJ is in the woods, probably crying or something, I don't threaten myself..."

Killer: "It was meeeeeee....."

Justin: "Who is 'meeeeeee......'"

Killer: "Turn around..."

Justin *turns around*: "Oh.... that meeeeee..... well, my name is AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Geoff: "You're as scared as DJ...."

Justin: "Look at this guy!! He's a vampire wtih a sword!!"

Geoff: "So?"

Killer: "So this!"

*goes to bite Geoff*

Geoff: "Tsk! Jeez dude!!"

Killer: "Ahahahahaha....."

Justin: "Geoff! Hold on!!" *grabs rocks*

Geoff: "What are you doing with those?"

Justin: "Gonna throw 'em at him, duh"

Geoff: "Good luck..."

*Justin throws the rocks, the killer slashes them away with his sword, flying towards Justin"

Justin: "Now what?!?!"

Geoff: "Look out dude!!"

*Justin gets scraped across the chest with the killers sharp claws*

Justin: "DUDE?!?!!? MY CHEST?!?! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!"

Killer: "Ehahahaha...."

Justin: "YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!"

Geoff: "Chill out dude, it's just a scratch..."

Justin: "JUST A SCRATCH?!!?!"

Geoff: "Yea..."

Justin: "YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU????"

Geoff: "No, I don't"

Justin: "Well watch what happens when you do scratch it!!!!!!"

*runs towards killer at full speed, grabbing his sword and tossing it aside, and continually punches him in his face*

Geoff: "Ouch..."

Killer: "*cough cough* Ughhhhh...."

Justin: "That's for the chest!!"

*DJ pokes his head out of the woods*

DJ: "Can I come back now?"

*the killer turns around, showing his face to DJ*

DJ: "I'll take that as a no.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" *runs off*

Geoff: "Aw man..."

Justin: "He's dead weight, cmon, let's finish this guy"

Geoff: "Ok dude, stop talking bad about DJ, if you weren't a mute last season you would've gotten to know him better, he's a nice guy, so shut the up!"

Justin *in confessional*: "Ok, Geoff, too bad I control the girls in this game, including Bridgette, too bad, you'll get voted out by the one you love..."

Justin: "UGH!! That's it!! I'm out" *walks into the woods*

*Geoff and the killer look at each other*

Geoff: "Uhhh...." *runs away*

*DJ runs back*

DJ: "Geoff?! Justin?! Where are you!?"

Killer: "Not hereeeee....."

DJ: "Dangit!!!!"

Chris: "Ok, guys, this is seriously weak, I'm about to call this one, you better shape up or you guys lose"

DJ: "*gulp* Ok, here I go..."

*DJ tackles the killer, taking his sword on the ground*

Killer: "What are you doing?"

DJ: "Doing what Justin and Geoff should've done..."

*chops down a tree, sharpening it at one end, creating a steke*

Killer: "Don't!! I'll kill you!!"

*killer runs up to DJ and tries to punch him, DJ fights back, knocking the killer to the ground*

Killer: "Uhhh..."

DJ *with finished steke*: "Good bye, killer...." *jabs it into his heart*

Chris: "Wooooaaaahhhhh dudes.... Niiiiiice.... You're the only group that had one person left, and killed the killer, nice, you guys didn't lose. The team of Trent, LeShawna, and Heather, report to the ceremony, you guys lose, see ya soon...."

LeShawna *in confessional*: "Oooo, that Heather is finally gonna go, she cost us the challenge, so good bye wicked witch!"

Trent *in confessional*: "Heather, good bye"

Heather *in confessional*: "I doubt I'm going home, I did what was natural, LeShawna didn't do anything, Trent was the one that killed it, so I'm voting LeShawna"

*later*

Chris: "Ok, you guys lost, thanks to Heather... here we go, only two Chris', three people, one of you is going home, Trent, you get the first Chris."

Trent: "Can I guess who gets the next one?"

Chris: "Go ahead"

Trent: "LeShawna"

Chris: "Good call, LeShawna, here ya go, Heather, you're out"

Heather: "WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!"

Chris: "I still can't believe you're shocked... I mean, cmon..."

LeShawna and Trent: "Yes!!" *high five*

[terminoob]

Episode 6: Let's see if this works...

Chris: "Hello again losers, please welcome the newest addition to you're escapade of adventures, Heather!"

Noah *sarastically*: "Wow, didn't see that one coming..."

Heather: "Noah, you didn't even make it on the show, so shut up"

Noah: "Yea, but what's better, not making it on the show and watching it on a TV, or making it on the show, being humiliated in front the entire world, then get voted out?"

Chris: "Ouch, dude's got a point!"

Heather: "Oh, just shut up and leave me alone!"

Noah: "What? Did you think we were actually going to talk to you?"

Heather: "One more word Noah, and you're dead"

Noah: "Ok, ok, just leave everyone alone, and we'll keep quiet"

Heather: "Grrr....I'm going to my room!"

Noah *to Cody*: "Obviously..."

Heather: "I heard that!!!"

Noah: "Oh shocker, you can hear... would you like a medal?"

Heather: "Yes, I would, so I can beat you with it!"

Chris: "Ok, ok, enough fighting! I have an annoucement, you will all get a chance to get on the show!"

Heather: "YES! Another shot! Hopefully Noah won't get on, he won't care anyway"

Noah: "Oh, just because you said that, I'm going to try"

Heather: "Oh boy, what could you do? You're going to be remember as the boy who wouldn't throw a dodgeball for 100 grand..."

Noah: "I'm not good at sports! How many times do I need to spell it out for you?!"

Heather: "A lot, because I'm not convinced that you would've been helpful to me"

Noah: "Of course I wouldn't be!! I don't like you!!! If you kept me on, we would've won more challenges because I was smart, why keep Lindsay, she went behind your back at made out with that wannabee jock"

Heather: "At least she was loyal"

Noan *to Cody*: "Denial..."

Chris: "Will you two shut up?!?!!? I haven't explained the challenge"

Noah: "Ok, what is it then?"

Chris: "An Awake-a-thon"

Heather: "Again?"

Chris: "Yes, now, go to your rooms, 12 hours from now we start, oh and don't fall asleep, you'll lose"

Noah: "We can't even sleep in out beds?"

Chris: "Nope, so, bye"

*12 hours later*

Chris: "Wow, no one drop out, shocking, now, to the TV room"

Cody: "*yawn* Why? We watching education television or something?"

Chris: "No, you're watching what the contestants do when they get the day off"

Noah: "You gave them the day off?"

Chris: "Yep, just to bore you guys, here, let's watch Geoff and Bridgette"

*turns TV on to Geoff and Bridgette making out*

Lindsay: "Awww, how cute, they're kissing..."

Heather: "Ugh, gag me"

Katie and Sadie: "Awww, that's sooooo sweet, they're like.... in love or something"

Noah: "What was your first clue?"

Katie: "This"

Noah: "*rolls eyes"

Tyler: "Hey, Lindsay, I have an idea that will keep us awake"

Lindsay: "Ooo, ooo, giving make overs?"

Tyler: "Ummm, no..."

Lindsay: "Then what?"

*Tyler kisses Lindsay*

Lindsay: "Ohhhhh, thaat! I like that!"

Heather: "Hey! You two! Stop it before I go off on you"

Noah: "You've done that already, before this, remember, you hit Tyler in the kiwis with a dodgeball, and constantly bashed Lindsay"

Heather: "Because I had to, this is because I want to"

Noah: "Of course.."

Chris: "Ok, let's check out Harold..."

Heather: "Hate him"

Noah: "We know..."

*in the set*

Harold: "Uhhh, I hate it here, no one likes me, I'm sure to go next if I don't do something fast.."

Justin: "Hey, uhh, Harold? Right? Listen, I got an idea..."

Harold: "What?"

Justin: "Well, you have skills, and I have looks, let put them together. I'll help you not get voted off, since I control all the girls, and they would tell their guy friends, so they won't vote for you, and in turn, you help me in challenges, if we should happen to be on the same team"

Harold: "Awesome! Sweet deal!"

Justin: "So you're in?"

Harold: "Totally!"

Justin *in the confessional*: "Desperate ones are the easiest to get in an alliance, because they don't care if they get voted out, they just care they don't get voted out soon"

*back to TV room*

Chris: "Looks like Owen, Lindsay, and Beth are sleepy, they were never ones to care about people talking, so, Tyler, Heather, Noah, Cody, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, and Eva move on, to the gym!"

Tyler: "Awesome! I love the gym!"

Chris: "Yes, but can you stand 6 hours in it?"

Eva: "I can"

Chris: "Fantastic for you, if you can, you won't lose, now, go do whatever you want, just don't leave the gym"

Noah *in confessional*: "If these people didn't realize he never said we didn't have to work out, they're more oblivious than I thought..."

Noah: "So, that's it? Not gonna change the rules?"

Chris: "Nope, I thought I'd give you guys something easy this time"

Noah: "Sweet, I"ll be over here reading *walks over to a bench*

Tyler: "Noah, cmon, get on a tredmill or something"

Noah: "You guys do know working out uses more of your energy, making you more tired, right?"

Tyler: "That's not true"

Noah: "Ok, don't believe me"

Eva: "I'll be lifting weights, if anyone wants to join me, don't"

Noah: "How inviting..."

Cody: "Psst, Noah, Ezekiel, over here, I need to ask you guys something"

Noah: "What? If you're just going to waste my time, don't bother"

Cody: "It's important"

Ezekiel: "Ok what is it, eh?"

Cody: "We need to form an alliance, make sure us three make it on, and I know how, you guys in?"

Noah: "As long as Heather doesn't get in, sure"

Ezekiel: "Sounds tight, eh"

Cody: "Ok, Noah, you're smart, you know what makes you tired, so, mind if we join you?"

Noah: "Whatever"

Cody: "Sweet, just gotta out last these people and we're on"

*at the weight lifting center*

Eva: "Ugh... This is more like it, lifting weights, I know it won't make me *yawn* fall asleep, never *yawn* has before..."

*at the tredmills*

Tyler: "Awww yea!! Tredmill at max baby!!!! Woo!!"

*5 minutes later*

Tyler: "Can't....keep....this up....any....longer.....*yawn*.... I'm done...*stops running, hits the wall and bounces back on the tredmill, continuing this for 5 minutes*

Noah *about Tyler hitting the wall*: "How is that even possible?"

Ezekiel: "No clue"

*at the stero system*

Katie: "This music is sooooo awesome!!! Best dance music ever!!!"

Saide: "Oooo, I know!! I looooove it!"

Katie: "I just wish *yawn* dancing didn't make you so tired... it's my like, most favorite activity ever!!!"

Sadie: "Oh, I know, me *yawn* too!!"

Katie and Sadie *in confessional*: *Katie* "Oh my god, this one time, me and Sadie like, totally danced for about an entire day, not stopping at all!! It was so fun!!"

Sadie: "Oh, I remember that, that was my fav day ever!!! *yawn* I just hope we can keep this up, we can have a *yawn* chance at one million *yawn* dollarsssss......Zzzzz...."

Katie: "Sadie? Sadie? SADIE!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!! Oh well, *yawn* I'll join you... I don't think I can continue either...Zzzzz...."

Noah *about Katie and Sadie*: "Where are those two? They went into the confessional 30 minutes ago..."

Cody: "Maybe they fell asleep"

Noah: "Less competition for us... speaking of which, where's Heather?"

Cody: "Over there *points at Heather lifting weights*"

Noah: "Surprised Eva hasn't killed her yet..."

Cody: "Eva's over there *points at Eva, sleeping on the ground halfway to the confessional*"

Noah: "Ah... Well, I think it's about time for Chris to come out..."

Chris *appears behind Noah, Cody, and Ezekiel*: "Yep!"

*Noah, Cody, and Ezekiel fall off the bench in shock*

Chris: "Looks like you three and Heather are moving on, to the kitchen!"

*at the kitchen*

Chris: "Looks like everyone is really tired... Bet you're hungry now, right?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "CHEF!!! Bring out the meals!!!"

*Chef drops 4 plates of turkey with warm milk on the table*

Chris: "You guys gotta eat at least one serving, and if someone should eat more than one, everyone must eat as many plates they need to so they can catch up, after 2 hours, I'll end it"

Noah: "Should be easy..."

Cody: "Noah, Ezekiel, just keep eating, no matter what, Heather needs to eat enough to catch up to us, she'll be more tired than us since she was working out"

Noah: "Good point Cody, well, let's dig in..."

*50 minutes pass, everyone has eaten 10 servings*

Chris: "Wooooah... You guys look dead, hope you like this surprise, Chef!"

*Chef drops 4 plates, all covered, on the table*

Chris: "One contains sleeping aids, one contains turkey, warm milk, and sleeping aids, one has a pass to automatically be in one of the 3 spots, and one gets all you can eat soda and candy, Noah, pick first"

*Noah gets turkey, warm milk, and sleeping aids*

Chris: "Cody"

*Cody gets sleeping aids*

Chris: "Ezekiel"

*Ezekiel gets the pass*

Ezekiel: "Sweet, eh, I'm in!"

Heather: "So I get the candy and soda, give me all of it!!!"

Chris: "All right, yeesh... *hands candy and soda over to Heather*

Noah: "*gulp* Cody, this ever come into your plan?"

Cody: "Ahaha... no, but just eat, I can figure something out"

Noah: "If you insist..."

*after time is up*

Chris: "Noah, Cody, you guys looks like zombies that died, came back as zombies, then died again"

Noah: "Don't...speak...*yawn*"

Chris: "All right, well, since no one is asleep yet, back to the gym, we'll end it there"

Cody: "Noah, I got a plan, just go on the tredmill and put it on really slow"

Noah: "Won't that tire us out?"

Cody: "Trust me"

*at the gym*

Noah *on tredmill*: "Ok *yawn* all this is doing is making me more tired... unless we win in the next minute, I'm going back to the bench"

Cody: "Look at Heather *points at Heather*"

Noah: "So what, she's over excersicing....ohhh... she'll tired herself out twice as fast thanks to using up energy working out, and the sugar crash she'll experince"

Cody: "Bingo, just wait"

*5 minutes later*

Noah: "I think Heather is just about out"

Cody: "Yea, just keep walking"

Heather: "Hahahahahaha, look at you two, you're the living dead's dead, you're going to collapse so *yawn* fast... *yawn*

Noah: "I think she's down"

Heather: "Am *yawn* not....*yawn*"

Noah: "Yes, yes you are"

Heather: "*yawn, falls asleep in her tracks*"

Chris: "Cody, Noah, Ezekiel, congrats, you guys get on the show, and just to be fair, you guys all get immunity for the next ceremony, just so you can experince the second season"

Cody: "Yes!! I knew it would work!"

Noah: "Didn't know you had it in ya Cody"

Ezekiel: "Yea, eh. that was good"

[terminoob]

Episode 7: Adventurey Treachery

Chris: "Hello contestants, say hi to your new bunk mates *points at Noah, Cody, and Ezekiel*"

Duncan: "Why are they here?!"

Chris *sarcastically*: "Because they're popular, oh, and they all have immunity for this challenge, so yeah..."

Courtney: "What?!? Why didn't you give me immunity when I came back!?"

Chris: "Because, the fans really don't like you... You're only popular cause you're with Duncan, if you two break up, you're gonna get voted off faster than the Flash can blink"

Courtney *in the confessional*: "I am totally popular, if I wasn't why didn't they vote me off when they had the chance?"

Chris: "Ok, for your next challenge, you will go to the mines, digging and digging for hours, trying to find 'keys' find your keys, you win, find an immunity pass, you get immunity"

Justin: "Uhh, will I get any dirt on me?"

Chris: "Most likely..."

Justin: "Aww"

Chris: "You done complaining?"

*Justin nods*

Chris: "Ok, good, now, anyone have anything to say?"

Noah: "Are we still in the challlenge? *referring to him, Cody, and Ezekiel*"

Chris: "If you want..."

Noah: "Eh, might as well, got nothing to lose"

Cody: "Yea, you're right"

Ezekiel: "Might as well go with the crowd, eh"

Chris: "To the mines!"

Duncan *in confessional*:" I had no idea this place even had a mine..."

*at the mine*

Chris: "Oh, by the way, you'll be in teams of 3, so, we're going to do this the old fashion way, everyone pick a rock out of the bag, no peeking"

*after the rocks are drawn*

Chris: "Ok, look at them"

Duncan: "Black"

DJ: "Red"

Trent: "Red"

Gwen: "Black"

Noah: "Blue"

Cody: "Black"

Ezekiel: "Red"

Courtney: "Blue"

Izzy: "Green"

Justin: "Blue"

Geoff: "Green"

Bridgette: "Purple"

LeShawna: "Purple"

Harold: "Green"

Chris: "Ok, those are your teams, here's your equipment *hands everyone a helmet, and pickaxe*"

Bridgette: "Uhh, me and LeShawna are a team of two..."

Chris: "And?"

Bridgette: "Seems a bit unfair, doesnt it?"

Chris: "No, not really"

Bridgette: "Ok..."

Chris: "Ok, you're finding a jewel with the same color as your rock, there are also immunity passes in there, find one, and you're safe"

Noah: "And if me, Cody, or Ezekiel should find one?"

Chris: "You can either keep it, or give it away to someone"

Noah: "Ok"

Chris: "You have 6 hours, starting......now!"

Noah *in confessional*: "Time to get revenge, those Gophers voted me out over Lindsay... treachery is afoot, so get ready Gophers, cause you're about to enter a world of pain, courtisy of moi"

Noah: "Ok, Courtney, you seem organized, plan out where we should starting digging, Justin, just do...whatever, since it seems like you're not gonna help..."

Courtney: "Why should I take orders from you?"

Noah: "Because I have a plan to win, and if you want to not get voted out, then do what I say"

Courtney: "Ok, well, I think we should each take a cardinal direction, and if we can't find the jewel there, then we know it's in the remaining direction"

Noah: "You want us to dig that much in 6 hours?!"

Courtney: "Yes"

Noah *in confessional*: "She's gonna work us to death..."

Cody: "Heyyyyy Gwen, what's up?"

Gwen: "Shouldn't you be digging?"

Cody: "Does it matter? I'm already safe, and Chris didn't say anything about giving immunity away, so I could give it to you if I wanted, or even Duncan, so no worries"

Gwen: "True, but don't you even want to try? You could find the immunity pass and give it to someone"

Cody: "I guess... I'll start over here *points in back of him*"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Looks like Cody still hasn't gotten over me... Ugh..."

Courtney *pushing a mine cart full of ore*: "I'm popular.... Aren't I? Right? Right? Yea, I'm popular, I'm with one of the popular guys, which makes me popular...*unintentionally pushes the cart into Duncan*"

Duncan: "What was that for?!?"

Courtney: "Sorry baby, that was an accident"

Duncan: "I still remember you leaving me with a sprained ankle back on the island, so don't try to apologize, cause I won't forgive you for a while"

Courtney: "I wanted that million dollars! I wanted it more than anything! I needed it!! I would've bought stuff for me, then payed your bail, see? I'm giving!"

Duncan: "You'd pay my bail, SECOND?!"

Courtney: "Yea, why?"

Duncan: "No reason, just go back to your team"

Duncan *in confessional*: "She's gonna pay, I don't care how hot she is, she's getting out of control"

Noah: "Courtney, what was that about?"

Courtney: "Duncan's still mad about that whole million dollars, leaving him on the beach thing, but whatever, he'll get over it"

Noah: "You think Duncan, will get over something? Good luck with that..."

Courtney: "What? He's sweet on the inside"

Noah: "Uhh, you call that sweet? *points to Duncan who's swinging his pickaxe at a bat*"

Courtney: "Well... he can be sweet if he wants.."

Noah: "Yea..."

Courtney: "Look who's talking, you got voted off third and you never even got a marshmallow"

Noah: "Whatever, I'll get revenge on the Gophers"

Courtney: "Oooo, revenge? Can I help in anyway?"

Noah: "Doubt it, but if you can if you want"

Courtney: "So what's the plan?"

Noah: "Get rid of they're jewels, give immunity passes away to people who were on the Bass, give the Gophers fake passes..."

Courtney: "That's it?"

Noah: "What else can I do in a mine?"

Courtney: "True, well, what have you done so far?"

Noah: "I found some jewels and tossed them around the mine, I also found an immunity pass, so I can probably make a couple of them"

Courtney: "You found all that, but you haven't found our jewel?"

Noah: "No"

Courtney: "Ok then... well, how many immunity passes are you making?"

Noah: "No idea... Probably a few"

Courtney: "Ok, I'll look for the jewel and you continue with that"

Courtney *in confessional*: "Do I trust Noah? No way, but that kid is smart, and smarts gets you somewhere in this game, so for now, I think it's smart to stick with him"

Noah *in confessional*: "Courtney is going to go crazy, but at least she's helpful, and I can possibly use her to get Duncan voted off, which is good"

Noah: "Cody, over here"

Cody: "Yea?"

Noah: "Since you're still all over Gwen, give this to her, she should like it, I found it a few minutes ago *hands him a fake immunity pass*"

Cody: "Thanks Noah, I'll give it to her right away"

Noah *in confessional*: "One down, a bunch to go"

Cody: "Hey, Gwen, here, take this *hands her immunity pass, not knowing it's fake*"

Gwen: "Wow, Cody, that's sweet of you"

Cody: "Don't mention it"

Noah: "Hey, Courtney, do you want Duncan to stay, or do you want him out? *turns on a tape recorder he had in his back pocket*"

Courtney: "Well of course I want him gone, he's Duncan, I need him gone, but I know when he goes, I'm soon to follow, but I still like him"

Noah: "*turns off tape recorder* Then give him a fake immunity pass, here *hands her a pass*"

Courtney: "I couldn't do that... could I?"

Noah: "Depends, you want him out, but you know you're going soon after, give it to him, and I'll make sure you stay"

Courtney: "Ok, I'll give it to him"

Noah: "Oh, Courtney, take this, it's the real immunity pass"

Courtney: "Thanks Noah!"

Courtney *in confessional*: "Wow, Noah really knows how to play the game, too bad he got voted off so early last season, he could've been helpful"

Courtney: "Hey, Duncan, I wanted to apologize for everything, so, I figured, you should take this *hands him the fake immunity pass*"

Duncan: "It's gonna take more than that to make me forgive you, but thanks, this could come in handy"

Bridgette: "Hey, Leshawna!! I think I found something!!"

LeShawna: "What? What is it?!"

Bridgette: "It's the jewel!!! We found it!!! Chris!!"

Chris: "Yes?"

Bridgette: "We got the jewel!"

Chris: "Ok, challenge over, Bridgette and LeShawna win! To the ceremony"

Chris: "Ok, who found an immunity pass?"

*Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney raise their hands*

Chris: "Ok, bring them to me"

*they walk over and give them top him*

Chris: "Well, it seems as though two of these are fake, Gwen, Duncan, you two fell for something, cause these aren't them, so Courtney has immunity, so Noah, Cody, Ezekiel, Courtney, Bridgette, and LeShawna are safe, here are your Chris'"

Gwen *in confessional*: "What?! Cody wouldn't give me a fake pass! He's like in love with me!! Someone must've given it to him to give it me..."

Chris: "Ok, when I call your name, get your Chris.... Justin.... Trent.... Gwen.... Izzy.... Geoff... Harold"

Duncan: "What?! Who would vote for me?!"

Chris: "Gee, considering your only alliance is with Courtney, DJ, and Geoff, I'd say a lot of people..."

Duncan: "You guys are dead..."

Chris: "Well, good news bad news here.... You each got the same amount of votes"

DJ: "Which news is that?"

Chris: "The bad"

DJ: "How is that bad?"

Chris: "Because, people won't change their votes, so, either you two stay, or you both go"

Duncan: "And who decides this?"

Chris: "The viewers!!"

[terminoob]

Episode 8: What is, and what shall never be (AKA Deer in the streets)

Chris: "Ok, DJ, Duncan, I got the viewers votes, and, shockingly, they voted you two out"

Duncan: "What?!? You said I was popular with the fans!"

Chris: "Yea, but you're also a strong competitor, and DJ, let's face it, you're a wuss, but kudos for conquering your fears"

DJ: "It's ok, I knew I'd leave soon..."

Chris: "Ok, head to the limosine and I'll see ya later"

Noah: "Hey, Duncan, heads up *throws the tape recording at Duncan*"

Duncan: "What's this brainiac?"

Noah: "Just listen to it, you should be surprised"

Duncan: "Whatever"

*in the limosine*

DJ: "Hey, Duncan, wanna listen to that recording now?"

Duncan: "Might as well, let's see what Noah wanted me to hear *turns it on*"

Recording: "Well of course I want him gone, he's Duncan, I need him gone, but I know when he goes I'm soon to follow, but I still like him"

Duncan: "That was Courtney!!!! Ugh!!!! I can't believe she tricked me!!! She's working for that snake Noah!!"

DJ: "How can you tell?"

Duncan: "Noah had the recording, and Courtney gave me a fake pass!"

DJ: "Man... that kid is smart"

Duncan: "True, but he's frickin' devious! And people don't know that!! He has Courtney wrapped around his finger! She'll do anything to get further in this game!"

*back at the ceremony*

Chris: "Well, that's it, see ya at the next challenge"

Courtney *in confessional*: "I did not expect Duncan to leave... But, at least I got one of the most powerful players in the game out, thanks to Noah, he's really smart, I'm definitly sticking with him for a while"

Noah *in confessional*: "Well, it wasn't the Gophers, but I got the strongest player and the wuss out, thank you Courtney for giving Duncan the pass"

*at the next challenge*

Chris: "Well, good news bad news"

Cody: "Not again..."

Chris: "Yes again, good news, we don't have a new challenge for you, bad news, it's a repeat challenge!"

Gwen *in confessional*: "A repeat? It can't be that bad... Can it?"

Chris: "It's the paintballl deer hunt!"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Not again!!"

Cody *in confessional: "Time to prove I can actually do something!"

Chris: "Ok, we got 12 contestants, there will be 6 deer and 6 shooters, the object is simple, one of the deer have to get to the finish without getting shot, or the shooters have to get every deer out"

Trent: "Seems simple enough"

Chris: "Yea, unfortunatley, so, like last challenge, pick a rock"

*contestants pick rocks*

Chris: "Look at them"

Trent: "Black"

Gwen: "Purple"

Harold: "Black"

Bridgette: "Black"

Courtney: "Black"

Noah: "Purple"

Cody: "Black"

Ezekiel: "Black"

Izzy: "Black"

LeShawna: "Black"

Justin: "Black"

Geoff: "Black"

Chris: "Ok, Gwen, Noah, you two are capitans, choose your players, Noah, pick first"

Noah: "Courtney"

Gwen: "Trent"

Chris: "Ok, now, I'm going to have the person that just got chosen to choose someone, it's going to be like that until there's no one left"

Courtney: "Bridgette"

Trent: "LeShawna"

Bridgette: "Geoff"

LeShawna: "Harold"

Geoff: "Izzy"

Harold: "Cody"

Izzy: "Justin"

Cody: "Ezekiel"

Chris: "Ok, Noah, you have the deer, Gwen, shooters, here's what you do though, to give it a twist, Gwen, Noah, you two will be stationed on look out towers, with walkie talkies, and the people in your team will have earpieces, you give them directions and advice through the walkie talkies"

Gwen *in confessional*: "This seems pretty cool"

Chris: "Deer, you have to get to the stage, get there without getting hit, you win, lets head out"

Chris: "Here is the field, as you can see, the stage is roughly 5 miles away, if the deer can get there before they get shot, the deer win, if the shooters get rid of all the deer before then, the shooters win, got that?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "Ok, Noah, Gwen, here are your walkie talkie's, follow me to your look out towers"

Noah *in confessional*: "Well, at least I won't have to participate, and to top it off, I'm facing off against a Gopher, revenge is sweet"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Ugh, I can't believe me competition is Noah! That kid has the highest IQ here! No way I'll be able to beat him! Unless I get lucky, and Cody seems to be working for him... along with Ezekiel... that could work to my advantage..."

Chris: "Ok, Noah, Gwen, your binoculars to view your teammates *hands them binoculars*"

Cody *in confessional*: "I'm so stoped to be on Gwen's team, we're going to win for sure, we have a great team compared to the others"

Chris: "Ok, deer, you guys get a 1 minute head start, shooters, stay here, I'll tell you when to go"

Noah: "Ok, guys, ready?"

*Noah's team tells him they're ready*

Noah: "Good, Courtney, take Bridgette, Justin, take Geoff, Izzy, do... whatever"

Izzy: "YEA!!!"

Noah: "Don't scream so loudly... Anyway, Courtney, Bridgette, go north, north west, Justin, Geoff, go north, north east, Izzy, go north, got that?"

Courtney: "Got it"

Justin: "As long as I don't get shot, I'm ready"

Noah: "K, then go!"

*1 minute passes*

Chris: "Ok, shooters, go!"

Gwen: "Trent, take Cody, LeShawna, take Harold"

Ezekiel: "What about me, eh?"

Gwen: "Go with Cody and Trent, or just do your own thing"

Ezekiel: "Ok"

*cut to Courtney and Bridgette*

Bridgette: "Uhh, Courtney, I reall have to go to the bathroom..."

Courtney: "Can't you hold it?"

Bridgette: "It's a 5 mile run, I doubt it"

Courtney: "Ok, go fast"

Bridgette: "Ok, stay on guard please, make sure no one comes near me"

Courtney: "You got it"

*15 minutes later*

Courtney: "Bridgette? You done? Bridgette?"

*looks back*

Courtney: "She's gone!! UGH!!!"

*cut to Bridgette*

Bridgette: "Now... where is Geoff..."

Geoff: "Right behind ya babe"

Bridgette: "Hehehe...."

*Geoff and Bridgette start making out*

Courtney: "I'm not waiting any longer, if she comes back, whatever... *heads out*"

Noah: "Bridgette!! Get back to Courtney!!"

*no answer*

Noah: "Geoff!!! Bridgette!!! Get back to your teams!!!"

*no answer*

Noah: "Justin! Izzy! Courtney! Find Geoff and Bridgette!"

Courtney: "What a shock, they're together"

*cut to shooters*

Gwen *spots Geoff and Bridgette behind a tree*: "Trent! Cody! Behind that tree about 5 meters ahead of you!"

Trent: "Uh, Cody, isn't here, but ok"

Gwen: "Where's Cody?!?"

Cody *on lookout tower, behind Gwen*: "Right here"

Gwen: "AHH!! Geez! Don't sneak up on me!! And why are you here anyway?!"

Cody: "I'm not needed down there, look *points down to Bridgette and Geoff getting shot*"

Gwen: "Just get back down there!! I'm in charge!!"

Cody: "Don't you need any help?"

Gwen: "No! And after you gave me that fake pass, I don't think I should trust you anymore!"

Cody: "Noah said it was the real deal! I didn't know! Take your anger out on Noah, not me!"

Gwen: "Yea... you're right, I should've expected Noah did that, you're like... in love with me"

Cody: "Too bad you don't feel the same way, but, whatever, if you want me down there, see ya *climbs down the ladder*

Gwen *in confessional*: "I feel bad for Cody, he's all over me... and he must think I'm a jerk if I just keep pushing him back..."

*cut to deer*

Bridgette: "Me and Geoff have been shot"

Noah: "Already!? Ugh... Ok, Courtney, until I can come up with a plan, take over the team, Justin, Izzy, head to Courtney, just keep walking north, Courtney, stay where you are"

Noah *in confessional*: "My team, sucks, majorly... It'd be a miracle if someone makes it anywhere close!"

*Noah leans back against the railing, noticing Gwen's walkie talkie channel*

Noah: "Hmmm... Courtney, when Justin and Izzy meet up with you, just keep walking, I won't be talking for a while"

Courtney: "Ok"

*Noah points his binoculars at Gwen's walkie talkie to get the channel*

Noah: "Ok, channel 4...*turns the channel* let's see what they have to talk about..."

Gwen: "Trent, Cody is coming back! Stay where you are!"

*Noah switches channels*

Noah: "Courtney, Trent isn't moving for a while, he's west of your location, this is your chance, you can make a lot of ground between you two"

Courtney: "What about Justin and Izzy?"

Noah: "Wait for them, then just start running"

Courtney: "Ok"

*Noah switches channels*

Ezekiel: "Hey, LeShawna, Harold? Where are you eh? I should catch up to you two"

LeShawna: "Near a tree that looks like it's about to fall over"

*Noah looks for a tree that's about to fall over, then switches channels*

Noah: "Courtney! Izzy! Justin! Get out of there!! LeShawna and Harold are right near you!!!"

Izzy *looks around*: "Yea, I see them!"

Justin: "Courtney, Izzy, go, I got this one"

Noah: "You don't have a gun!"

Justin: "I don't need a gun"

Courtney: "Ok, Izzy, let's go"

*LeShawna and Harold find Justin*

LeShawna: "Haha! Gotcha!"

*Justin rips his shirt off, causing LeShawna to drop her gun*

Justin: "Thank you for the gun... *picks up LeShawnas gun and shoots Harold*"

Gwen *mouth agape*: "CHRIS!!! THAT CAN'T BE LEGAL!!!"

Chris: "Well, I didn't say anything about deer doing that.. so... I'll let it slide"

Gwen: "UGH!! Whatever, LeShawna!! Snap out of it!!!"

LeShawna: "Hmm, a...wha? Oh, right!! *grabs Harolds gun and shoots Justin*"

Noah: "Courtney! Izzy!! Justin's down!! It's just you two, you're more than 2/3 of the way there, just keep going!!"

*cut to Cody*

Cody: "Trent? Trent? Oh Trent?"

*no answer*

Cody: "Looks like I'm on my own..."

Gwen: "Ezekiel! Go south, meet up with Cody!"

Ezekiel: "Which way is south, eh?"

Gwen: "Ugh, nevermind, Cody! Go north and meet up with Ezekiel!"

Cody: "You got it!"

*cut to deer*

Courtney: "I'm so tired... how far till we get to the stage?"

Noah: "Like 30 minutes, just keep going, Trent is still waiting for Cody, and Cody is meeting up with Ezekiel, who is standing still, LeShawna, I have no idea where she is, but you're good"

Izzy: "Hahahaha!!! Courtney! Race ya to the stage!! On your mark, get set, go!! *darts off*"

Noah: "Izzy!! Wait!! Dangit!! Courtney, you're alone, you on your guard?"

Courtney: "Of course, just tell me what to do"

Noah: "Just keep walking, I'll tell you what to do when the time comes"

*cut to shooters*

Trent: "Gwen? Where's Cody?"

Gwen: "At this point, I have no idea, he's supposed to be with Ezekiel, but I think Cody got lost and Ezekiel went off"

Ezekiel: "No I didn't eh!"

Gwen: "Then why can't I see you?"

Ezekiel: "Try and adjusting the lens, typical girls..."

Gwen: "Huh, excuse me?!!?!"

Ezekiel: "Uhh, nothing.."

Gwen: "That's what I thought you said..."

Cody: "I have the stage in my sights, I'm just heading there"

Gwen: "That was fast..."

Cody: "I jumped from trees"

Trent: "You can do that?"

Cody: "Of course I can, it's easy"

Trent: "Good to know, just head to the stage!"

Cody: "Ok!"

*cut to deer*

Noah: "Where are Trent, Cody, and LeShawna... *scanning the area* Aha!"

Courtney: "You found them?"

Noah: "Just Cody, he's at the stage! Izzy!!! Get out of there!!"

Izzy: "No way! I can take him!!!"

Noah: "Get out now!!!"

*Izzy gets shot*

Noah: "Dangit!!! Courtney, at least you listen to me, go..... northwest than northeast!"

Courtney: "Gotcha! And even if we lose, you still did a great job navigating"

Gwen: "I see Courtney!! Trent, go up ahead! Cody!! Go to the west cut her off!"

Cody: "Got it!"

Trent: "Got it!"

*Cody cuts off the side entrance, while Trent gains on Courtney*

Noah: "Courtney! Cody blocked the entrance and Trent is right behind you!"

Courtney: "Don't worry, I think I know what to do!"

*Courtney keeps running past Cody, who is distracted*

Noah: "Where are you going?"

Gwen: "Trent! Keep running! Cody! Get to the back!"

Noah: "Turn around!"

Courtney: "Got it!"

Trent: "I gotcha now..."

*Trent shoots, but misses*

Courtney: "HA! *runs past Trent*"

Gwen: "Cody!!! Get her!!!!"

Cody: "Where is she?!"

Ezekiel: "I see her, eh"

Gwen: "You do?"

Ezekiel: "Yea"

*Ezekiel shoots at Courtney, but misses*

Gwen: "DANGIT!!! Cody!! Trent!!! Get her!!"

Trent: "That's what we're trying to do!!"

Gwen: "Cody!! Run back, you can see her from the side entrance!"

Cody: "I see her!! I'll take a shot *shoots at Courtney*"

Noah: "Courtney!! Paintball!! Duck!!!"

Courtney: "Wha? *get's hit*"

Gwen: "GO CODY!!!! WOO!!!"

Chris: "Holy cow!! That was sahweet!!!!!! Gwen's team, congratulations, Noah's team, great battle, but unfortunatley, you guys lose, come to the stage and we'll see what your team thinks of you"

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "First off, nice job Noah, you did very well, along with you Courtney"

Noah: "Thank you"

Chris: "Ok, here we go, when I call your name, get your Chris.... Noah.... Courtney.... Justin... Izzy..."

Geoff: "What?!"

Bridgette: "No!"

Chris: "Heartbreaker, ain't it? The person who gets the last Chris is the stronger of the two of you...... Bridgette"

Geoff: "*sniff* See ya babe... I'll be cheering for you all the way!!"

Bridgette: "Bye Geoff..."

[terminoob]

Episode 9: Sweet Treats

Chris: "Well contestants, thank you for that exciting challenge last week, it was awesome!"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "Easy for him to say, he didn't lose someone he loved! *sob*"

Chris: "Today, we will have a challenge one of the girls will most likely win... so theres going to be two parts to todays challenge, one for girls, and one for guys"

Gwen: "Isn't that a bit sexist?"

Chris: "Ok, let's take a vote, guys, raise your hand if you can cook or bake"

*Trent raises his hand*

Chris: "See? Not that fair, so, the girls will cook or bake, which ever you choose"

LeShawna *in confessional*: "Finally, something easy, I can cook with my eyes closed! Time to show Chris what I can do without Heather bossing me around"

Trent: "So what are the guys gonna do?"

Chris: "That... is an excellent question! Let's see here... *counts how many guys are left*"

Chris: "Ok, 6 guys left... *counts the girls left* And... 5 girls!"

Noah: "And that matters, why?"

Chris: "We're going to mix it up a bit..."

Trent: "How? There's 11 people left, we can't split into teams or anything... Can we?"

Chris: "No Trent, we can't, hold on... let me think... *thinks for about 5 minutes*"

Cody: "....Well?"

Chris: "I'll have to sratch my idea I had before... I'll save it for later, right now, who actually wants to compete in a cooking challenge?"

*LeShawna, Gwen, and Trent raise their hands*

Chris: "So everyone else wants a different challenge?"

*everyone else nods*

Chris: "Ok, this is what we're going to do, we'll have two challenges, one cooking one, in which Gwen, LeShawna, and Trent will take part in"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Why did Trent raise his hand? Does he actually like cooking? I can't see him cooking, it just doesn't suit him"

Chris: "Ok, the rest of you guys, will do something more fun..."

Noah *in confessional*: "More fun than cooking? Gee, I wonder what it could be..."

Chris: "You guys will be part of a blind taste test!"

Harold *in confessional*: "Good thing Owen isn't here, he'd win for sure..."

Noah: "How does that work?"

Chris: "Simple, 3 people cooking, 8 left, you'll be placed in teams of 3, the cookers will choose who is on their team"

Trent *in confessional*: "So I'm against my friends?! Cmon!"

Noah: "Uhh, Chris, you messed up yo-"

Chris: "Shhh! Don't tell me my mistakes! Ok, Trent, you're the only guy as a cook, choose your first eater"

Trent: "Uhhh.... Bridgette"

Chris: "Gwen, your turn"

Gwen: "Cody"

LeShawna: "Harold"

Trent: "Noah"

Gwen: "Courtney"

LeShawna: "Iz..."

Justin: "You know you want to choose me.... right LeShawna? *rips his shirt off*"

LeShawna: "Umm uhh.. yea.. Justin"

Trent: "Izzy"

Gwen: "Ezekiel..."

Chris: "Ok, there are the teams, now, Trent, Gwen, LeShawna, pick a rock"

*all pick a rock*

Chris: "Read the name"

Trent: "Gwen"

Gwen: "LeShawna"

LeShawna: "Trent"

Chris: "Ok, Trent's team, go to LeShawna, Gwen's, go to Trent, and LeShawna's go to Gwen"

Noah: "I think I missed something here..."

Chris: "Oh right, I forgot to explain, Trent's team will help LeShawna cook, or tell her what to cook, Gwen's will help Trent, and LeShawna's will help Gwen"

Noah: "That's it?"

Chris: "No, after the food is done, Trent's team will eat what Trent made, Gwen's will eat what Gwen made, and LeShawna's will eat what LeShawna made"

Noah: "Ohhh... That makes sense... I guess..."

Chris: "Ok, now, get ready! Go to the teams you were assigned second to and get to cooking!"

*at Trent's team*

Trent: "Ok, what do you think we should cook?"

Harold: "I think we should make a barbeque thing... That'd be sweet"

Trent: "Any other ideas?"

Justin: "Something to compliment my looks"

Trent: "That's impossible to cook, wait... Chris! You said teams of 3, we don't have enough people!"

Chris: "Oh, uhh, yo! Intern #1604920, get over there and help them!"

Intern #1604920: "I have a name!!"

Chris: "Yea, it's intern #1604920, now get to work!!"

Intern #1604920: "Ugh... Ok, Trent, right? What do you need help with"

Trent: "Umm, something to cook?"

Intern #1604920: "What about mexican? You can't go wrong with spicy foods"

Trent: "Ok, we'll make mexican"

Harold: "No! That's too easy to identify! We need something subtle, but surprising... I know! Chinese food!"

Trent: "We're going with mexican, and if you don't want to cook it, you don't have to"

Harold: "Ok, I won't!"

*cut to Gwen's team*

Gwen: "Ok, what should we make?"

Bridgette: "Something vegetarian please"

Gwen: "Ok, anyone else got ideas?"

Noah: "Nope"

Izzy: "Nope, we could go french though and make snails! Yea! That'd be sooooo cool!! I've never had snails before!!"

Gwen: "And you're not having them anytime soon, we're going vegetarian"

Bridgette: "Cool!"

*cut to LeShawna's team*

LeShawna: "Not to be controlling, but I'm making pineapple mango chutney, I can knock your socks off with it!"

Cody: "Ok"

Ezekiel: "Hey, I'm not letting a girl control me, eh"

LeShawna: "Well too bad, home school, I'm doing what I want to do and you can't change that!"

Ezekiel: "Whatever eh, I'm not working like this, I can't take orders from a girl"

LeShawna: "You don't have to stay here, dude"

Ezekiel: "I know, that's why I'm not, see ya eh *walks out*"

LeShawna: "Ooo! I want that kid gone so badly! I wish I could just lose on purpose to get him out!"

Cody: "You want Ezekiel out? I can help"

LeShawna: "How?"

Cody: "Ezekiel thinks we're in an alliance, if I can get him to trust you and forgive you, we can go behind his back and take him out, I'm sure Noah wants him out too, Ezekiel didn't even help us when we were in the challenge to get back on the show"

LeShawna: "If you can get him to trust me, and we backstab him, that'd be sweet"

Cody: "I'll see what I can do"

*outside the kitchen*

Cody: "Hey, Ezekiel, LeShawna wanted to apologize for yelling at you, she's just really stressed out about this and wants to prove she can do the best she can"

Ezekiel: "It's ok, eh"

Cody: "Ya know... We have a plan to get Noah out, if you help us, you'll be in good with basically everyone here, and you will make it pretty far"

Ezekiel: "I thought you liked Noah, eh?"

Cody: "He thinks I like him, but he gave me a fake pass to give to Gwen, I didn't even know it was fake, she could've got voted out because of that, he's up to something and we can put a stop to it soon"

Ezekiel: "Sure, I'll help you"

Cody: "Cool, don't say anything and just vote for Noah, I'll handle the rest"

Ezekiel: "You got it"

*back in the kitchen*

Cody: "He fell for it, LeShawna"

LeShawna: "Ooo, ya, good job!"

LeShawna *in confessional*: "Man, either Cody is persuasive, or that home school boy is more dumb than I thought..."

*in Trent's kitchen*

Trent: "Hey, intern, can you help me make some salsa?"

Jake: "You can call me Jake, and sure"

Trent: "Ok, let's get to chopping the tomatoes!"

*Gwen's kitchen*

Gwen: "So Bridgette, what do you want to cook?"

Bridgette: "Maybe ceaser salad... or something with tofu"

Gwen: "CHRIS!!! How long do we have??"

Chris: "2 hours"

Gwen: "Ok, lets make a ceaser salad with tofu burgers, that sound good?"

Bridgette: "Yea!"

*outside the kitchen*

Harold: "Ugh, no one here likes me, except LeShawna, but that's it, I'm getting voted out for sure"

Justin: "Don't worry, I'll help you, I purposely got on LeShawna's team to help you, when Trent is done making the food, I'll slip in an extra ingredient that won't allow the taste buds to pick up the taste, it'll be impossible for them to win"

Harold: "Ok, cool"

*Trent's kitchen*

Justin: "Hey, Trent, what do you want me to cook?"

Trent: "You can cook some beans for the burritos"

Justin: "Sure thing *walks over to the stove, waits about 5 minutes* Uh, Trent, when do I know they're done?"

Trent: "Let me check..."

Justin: "Oh, by the way, can I go to the bathroom?"

Trent: "Right now?"

Justin: Yes"

Trent: "Whatever"

*Justin is gone for about 5 minutes, while trying to get the ingredeint*

Trent: "JUSTIN! Where were you! The challenge is almost over!"

Justin: "Sorry, I got distracted"

Trent: "By what? You were in the bathroom"

Justin: "Myself"

Trent: "Of course..."

Chris: "Ok, the cooking part of the challenge is over!"

Justin: "*puts the ingredient into every dish Trent made*"

Chris: "Ok, people, go back to your original teams and get ready to taste! LeShawna, you're up first!"

LeShawna: "So who identifies this?"

Chris: "All three of them, give them every dish you made and they'll say what they taste"

LeShawna: "Well I only made one thing"

Chris: "Whatever, just give it to them!"

LeShawna: "Ok... Here ya go, eat up *places the bowls of pineapple mango chutney in front of her team, who is blindfolded*"

Chris: "Ok, both of you, taste it, then give me your answers"

Harold: "Hmm... tastes sweet... I got it!"

Chris: "Yes Harold?"

*Harold whispers what he thinks it is*

Chris: "And Justin?"

Justin: "Hold on..."

*whispers what he thinks it is*

Chris: "Ok, Harold guessed pineapple mango chutney, while Justin guessed chutney, one person got it right! Gwen, Trent, your teams have to beat that! Gwen, you're up"

Gwen: "Here ya guys go.. *hands Courtney, Cody, and Ezekiel their plates*"

Courtney: "Hmm, I think I know what they both are!"

*whispers to Chris her answer*

Cody: "I think I got it..."

*whispers to Chris his answer*

Ezekiel: "What the heck, eh, I'll guess it"

*whispers to Chris his answer*

Chris: "Ok, everyone guessed salad and a burger, sadly, you had to mention more than just that, so, no one got it right, Trent, you're up!"

Trent: "Hope you guys like it *hands his team their plates*"

Noah: "What the heck is this? Whatever"

*whispers to Chris his answer*

Izzy: "This is really really really bland..."

*whispers to Chris her answer*

Bridgette: "What the? This has like... no flavor"

*whispers to Chris her answer*

Chris: "Umm, ok, they all guessed different things, but none of them were right"

Trent *in confessional*: "NO TASTE?!!? BLAND?!?! WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!??!"

Chris: "LeShawna, you guys win! Everyone else, too bad"

LeShawna: "Justin... over here"

Justin: "Yes?"

LeShawna: "Can you do me one small favor?"

Justin: "Which would be?"

LeShawna: "Get the girls and they're guy friends to vote for Ezekiel"

Justin: "Why?"

LeShawna: "He's the ugliest kid here, he's totally messing up the hot balance in here"

Justin: "You're so right..."

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "Ok, if I call your name, get your Chris... Gwen... Courtney.... Cody.... Justin.... Harold... Bridgette... Trent..."

Noah: "I'm in the bottom 2? Whatever, I'm with home school"

Chris: "Good point Noah! *throws a Chris at Noah*"

Ezekiel: "I'm out?!!? Again?!? Dang!"

[terminoob]

Episode 10: Another girl, another planet (AKA Take us to your host)

*everyone gets up to leave the ceremony*

Chris: "I didn't say you could leave!"

Gwen: "You never tell us we can leave"

Chris: "Well I'm telling you now! Sit!"

*everyone sits*

Chris: "Ok, well, I believe you all know this intern *points to Jake*"

Gwen *in confessional*: "An intern!? I'm surprised they aren't extinct yet, considering what Chis puts them through..."

LeShawna: "What about him?"

Chris: "He's going to join you!"

Noah *in confessional*: "We lose an idiot, and gain an intern to Chris.... Woopie...."

Bridgette: "So... This ceremony was pointless?"

Chris: "Basically, yea, ok, intern-"

Jake: "JAKE!!!!"

Chris: "Ok ok...Jake... go to the guys trailer and get set up..."

*at the trailer*

Jake: "Sooo... it's just us?"

Noah: "Yep, pretty small, more room for us..."

Jake: "I can see that.... So.... What do you want to do?"

Trent: "Ummm, sleep?"

Jake: "Ok"

*at about 3am*

Stranger: "Hehehehahahaha... *abducts the girls and the guys*"

*in the morning*

Cody: "WHERE ARE WE?!?!?!"

Trent: "*yawn* What do you mean? We're on the set.... Aren't we?"

Stranger: "You are on a UFO...."

Noah: "I really didn't think aliens called their ships UFO's... Seems cliche"

Stranger: "What makes you think we're aliens?"

Jake: "You're green, you have antennas, you're scaley... so either you're aliens, or you're lizards with abnormal growth patterns"

Alien: "I knew we should've got tanner skin... Whatever, well, you are on our ship"

Noah: "We can see that"

Alien: "Would you like to be the first in our experiment?"

Noah: "That depends, what is it"

Alien: "Can't say"

Noah: "Then no"

Alien: "Then shut up! Anyway, like I said, you're on our ship, and you can't escape"

Noah: "Except for..."

Alien: "For what? You can't escape"

Trent: "So what do you want us to do?"

*the girls, and justin, finally wake up*

Noah: "Glad you could join us, let me catch you up on what's happened so far, we can't escape, there, you're caught up"

Justin: "Do you guys have and shampoo, soap, modeling gel, wax, and such"

*Aliens look at each other*

Justin: "I'll take that as a no"

Gwen: "Why are we here?!"

Harold: "Don't worry, I can beat them with my awesome skills!"

Courtney: "No, you can't"

Harold: "Just watch! *jumps in the air and karate chops an alien, horribly failing and falling on his back* Ok, maybe... you're right..."

Alien: "That was a waste of time..."

LeShawna: "We need to get back to the set! Cmon let's find a way out!"

Alien: "Ok, three things, 1. Don't shot your plan out loud, 2. I already said there's no escape, and 3. Look out the window"

*everyone looks outside*

Noah: "Nice backdrop, we're'd ya get it?"

Alien: "THAT'S NOT A BACKDROP!!!"

Gwen: "Noah!! Just be quiet until we know what we can do!"

Noah: "Whatever.."

Alien: "So, you guys came from a TV show?"

Jake: "Yea"

Alien: "Who's the host, or creator or whatever?"

Trent: "Chris McClean"

Alien: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Gasps for air* Huh.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

*everyone stares at him awkwardly*

Alien: "Did I say that outloud?"

Noah: "That, and almost broke the sound barrier..."

Alien: "Sorry, I'm a big fan, you're in Total Drama Action?!?!? I love that show!!! Tell ya what, I got a deal for you guys"

Gwen *in confessional, which is an alien experimental facility on the ship*: "Who knew aliens watched this show..."

Noah: "What's the deal?"

Alien: "Get something of Chris', and I'll let you go"

Noah: "Yea.... Nice plan and all... but we can't leave!!"

Alien: "Oh, well I'll chain you up so you can't run away, I'll have an item for everyone here, they have to get it or they can't leave"

*hands out papers and chains everyone up*

Gwen: "Chris' hairgel..."

Trent: "A lock of Chris' hair..."

Noah: "Chris' underwear... Dangit"

Cody: "Chris' shirt..."

Justin: "Chris' pants..."

Bridgette: "Chris' socks..."

Courtney: "Chris' script..."

Harold: "A Chris award..."

Jake: "A marshmallow from last season... They still have those?!?!"

LeShawna: "Chris' belt..."

Izzy: "Chef..."

*on Earth*

Alien: "Ok, you guys have the entire day to get what you need, once you get it, bring it back here and I'll let you go"

Gwen: "Sounds easy enough"

Izzy: "Ok, time to wrustle me up a Chef! Be back soon guys! *darts off to the mess hall*"

Gwen: "Well, she'll be gone for a while, might as attempt to get Chris' hair gel..."

Trent: "Mind if I come with you? I need his hair"

Gwen: "Sure"

*cut to Justin and Harold talking*

Justin: "Ok, Harold, you get what I need, and I'll help you with the Chris award"

Harold: "How?"

Justin: "No one can resist my good looks, it'll be easy"

Harold: "Ok"

*back at the ship*

Jake: "Hey, LeShawna, you know were I could get a marshmallow from last season?"

LeShawna: "Your the one that worked for Chris, you should know"

Jake: "I just started this season, but I guess I could check the mess hall, might as well keep on eye on Izzy too..."

*in Chris' room*

Gwen: "Where's Chris?"

Trent: "Who cares, it's easier this way"

Gwen: "Yea, you're right, now, where's that hair gel...."

Trent: "Right here! *throws Gwen the bottol of hair gel*"

Gwen: "Thanks!"

Trent: "No problem, but where do I find Chris' hair?"

Gwen: "On a brush *tosses him a brush*"

Trent: "Sweet! Looks like we're safe!"

*at the ship*

Gwen: "Hey, alien, we got the stuff, let us go"

Alien: "A deal's a deal *unchains Gwen and Trent*"

*in the mess hall*

Chef: "*humming the theme song*"

Izzy: "Gotcha! *drop kicks Chef*"

Chef: "What the heck was that for?!"

Izzy: "I need you to be unconcious!! *starts punching Chef*"

Chef: "Girl, what are you doing?!"

Izzy: "Making you unconcious! Stop moving!"

*Chef and Izzy have another epic battle, both matching each other move for move whilst an epic battle song is playing in the background*

Chef: "Not again..."

Izzy: "Feel the might of E-Scope!!! *kicks Chef in the gut, knocking the wind out of him*"

Chef: "Uhhh...."

Izzy: "Aha!! I win!! *drags Chef off in a body bag to the ship*"

Alien: "You actually got him?"

Izzy: "Yep! Unchain me!!!!!"

Alien: "Ok ok... *unchains Izzy*"

*at the mess hall, but while the fighting is still going on*

Jake: "Izzy? You here?"

*no answer*

Jake: "Guess not, well, time to find a marshmallow"

*walks around to the kitchen*

Jake: "Hmmm marshmallows where are you.... AHA!! *grabs a marshmallow from a bag*

Jake: "Wonder were Izzy is, oh well *walks out while Izzy and Chef are fighting in the background*"

Jake: "Here alien, a marshmallow from last season, now unchain me!"

Alien: "Ok"

*in Chris' room*

Bridgette: "Ugh, how am I supposed to know where Chris keeps his clothes? For all we know, he could just wear the same clothes everyday!"

LeShawna: "True, but we still have to look"

Noah: "I found the dresser... *points in back of him*"

LeShawna: "How did we miss that?"

Noah: "No clue, but, good luck, I guess"

*LeShawna, Cody, and Bridgette get there stuff and bolt out*

Bridgette: "HEY! ALIEN! WE GOT IT!"

Alien: "Ok *unchains them*"

Courtney: "Where is Chris' script?!?!"

Noah: "In his room on the nightstand next to a Chris bobblehead and a million t-shirts that say 'I Love Chris McClean'"

Courtney: "Is he trying to sell them?"

Noah: "Knowing him, not likely"

Courtney: "True, thanks for the information!"

*in Chris' room"

Courtney: "Aha! Here it is! What do we have here? *starts to read the script*"

Courtney: "WHAT?!!? I can't believe that!!!"

*at the ship*

Courtney: "Hey, Chris!!! I got your script!"

Alien: "Uhh... I am not the one known as Chris..."

Courtney: "Oh yea? Then why do you have this episode planned out here?"

Alien: "I'm a mindreader?"

Courtney: "That doesn't even make sense"

*alien takes off his head*

Chris: "Oh fine! It's me, everyone who got their items are safe, everyone else, isn't"

Noah: "That's just Justin and Harold, can't we skip the ceremony and just kick Harold out right now?"

Chris: "Where's the fun in that?"

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "Good job some of you, others, not so much, everyone but Justin and Harold got immunity, so, I only have one Chris here, and it goes to............Justin"

Harold: "WHY??!?"

Justin: "Have you seen me? Who could vote this off? *takes off his shirt*"

[terminoob]

Episode 11: Inso-maniac

*at night*

Chris *whipsers*: "Ok, we're going to change this place to make it look like a video game, and see how well they do, they have to beat the game and have to do it in pairs, with the person they hate the most! HA!"

*in the morning*

Jake *outside the trailer*: "Woah... what's up with this place? *looks around a video game backdrop with weapons in front of them on a shelf*

Chris: "Glad you asked, *through a megaphone* WAKE UP!!!!"

Gwen: "Geez Chris!!! Shut up!!!!"

Chris: "Get out here!!!!"

*everyone gets out and groans*

Chris: "Ok, everyone, you guys hate someone here, right?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "Ok, here's something fun.... You guys will pair up with them and face off in a video game challenge!"

Gwen: "And why will we do this?"

Chris: "The fine print"

Gwen: "Ugh...."

Chris: "Ok, so... let me guess about the people you hate... Trent hates Noah.... Gwen hates.... Jake.... Courtney hates.... Cody LeShawna hates... Justin Bridgette... hates Izzy"

*everyone nods in agreement*

Chris: "Ok, we have here a special assortment of weapons, customized for you!"

Trent: "Sweet a guitar"

Noah: "An orb?"

Gwen: "Blue lipstick... helpful... I guess"

Courtney: "A whistle..."

Cody: "A...dodgeball?"

Jake: "A Chris award...gee how wonderful..."

Izzy: "YEAH!!!! A SWISS ARMY KNIFE WITH A LASER BEAM!!!"

Bridgette: "This isn't a weapon, it's a wetsuit..."

Justin: "A mirror, nice"

LeShawna: "Umm, what's this?"

Chris: "Well, your personality wasn't defined enough for a weapon, so you get a choice of weapons!"

LeShawna: "I'll take the bow and arrow..."

Chris: "Ok, you guys will be fighting 'enemies'"

Trent: "Why'd you put that in air quotes?"

Chris: "Well... they aren't actual enemies..."

Noah: "Then who are they?"

Chris: "You guys are familiar with, team free-for-all's?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "Yea..."

Noah: "So, we'll be fighting against each other, with our worst enemy on the show?"

Chris: "Correct!"

Noah: "Great..."

Chris: "Ok, we'll do this tournament style, and, as you can see, there are different stages set up here, each provide a different battle tatic and will work differently for everyone"

Trent: "Ok, so who's going first?"

Chris: "Take a rock"

*one person from each team gets a rock"

Trent: "1"

Gwen: "2"

Bridgette: "1"

LeShawna: "2"

Courtney: "3"

Chris: "Ok, Courtney, you and Cody get a pass for this, you will face the winner of LeShawna and Gwen"

Gwen *in confessional*: "I have to face my best friend on this show right off the bat... Great..."

Chris: "Ok, Trent and Noah, Bridgette and Izzy, go to stadium 1, Gwen and Jake, LeShawna and Justin, go to stadium 2... oh, by the way, winners of the tournament don't automatically win immunity..."

Trent: "So how do we?"

Chris: "You'll find that out once you win, have fun!"

*everyone goes to their stadiums, while Courtney and Cody get to watch with Chris and Chef*

Chef: "This is gonna be good... Pass the pop corn Cody"

*Cody passes the pop corn*

Chef: "Cool"

Courtney: "So, Chris, who do we face at the end?"

Chris: "That'll ruin the surprise, I can't tell you now, but I can tell you what your weapons do"

Courtney: "Go on..."

Chris: "Ok, Courtney, remember the challenge you had to get on the show?"

Courtney: "This is the same whistle?"

Chris: "Yep, and Cody, that dodgeball you're holding, it's state of the art, it will do anything you want it to do, it's a heat seeking machine, you can even set it for either an ice ball or a fire ball"

Cody: "Sweet"

Courtney: "What does everyone elses do?"

Chris: "Well, Trent's guitar turns into an actual axe if he should choose, if not, then he can make any sound he wants with it and will turn his enemies against each other"

Courtney: "Ok... what about Noah's?"

Chris: "His is powered by concentration and his smarts, the more he focuses, the more powerful it is, the smarter he becomes, the more powerful it becomes, if he can concentrate really hard and try to boost his intelligence, he will become unstoppable"

Cody: "What about Gwen's and Jake's?"

Chris: "Ever seen Star Wars?"

Cody: "Who hasn't?"

Chris: "Gwen's blue lipstick turns into a lightsaber"

Cody: "SICK!!!!"

Chris: "Jake's turns into a sharpened sword with yours truly on it, and he can either hit someone with the blunt end, or swing it around"

Courtney: "And Bridgette and Izzy?"

Chris: "Bridgette's wetsuit is industrucable and will make her slippery so she can get out of anything, and Izzy's is basically what she said, it's a swiss army knife with a laser"

Cody: "And Justin's?"

Chris: "My favorite... He can either turn it all the way up to 'incredibly hot' and mezmorize his enemies, or he can turn it all the way down to 'increadibly ugly' and it will turn his reflection into the most disgusting thing ever, making his enemies puke"

Courtney: "And let me guess, they don't know how to use them?"

Chris: "Correct! Now sush! It's starting..."

*at stadium 1*

Trent: "Uhh, how do we use these?"

Noah: "Why are you asking me, I got an orb..."

Trent: "Cause you're smart, now think before we lose!"

Noah: "Listen here, guitar hero, don't tell me what to think, I think of what I want to, got that?"

Trent: "You're no help at all"

Noah: "It's not like you know how to work these things either"

Izzy: "Cmon guys!!! Lets fight!!!! *takes out her knife and starts shooting stuff with it*"

Noah *dodging the lasers*: "How do you know what do to!?"

Izzy: "Hahahaha.... read the instructions"

Noah: "Of course... can we have them?"

Izzy: "No way!!!! *shoots the instructions with her laser beam*"

Noah: "Trent, try and play something"

Trent: "Why?"

Noah: "Cause it's a guitar..."

Trent: "Oh...right... *starts to play a song*"

Bridgette: "Ok, so everyone gets a cool weapon but me..."

*supersonic waves travel through the stadium to Izzy and Bridgette*

Izzy: "Woah... I feel... weird... weirder than normal... *starts shooting at Bridgette*"

Bridgette: "Izzy!! What are you doing??!?"

Trent: "Uhh, Noah, what just happened?"

Noah: "Looks like your guitar generates supersonic waves causing people to attack each other, but Bridgette's wetsuit must've protected her... *Noah's orb begins to glow and levitate*"

Trent: "Noah... what's happening to your orb?"

Noah: "No clue... let's see what happens when I do this *throws the orb at the ground, shattering it*"

Trent: "Niice..."

Noah: "Just watch... *a vortex opens up where the orb shattered and sucks in everything near it*"

Trent: "Where the heck does Chris get this stuff?!?!?"

Chris: "Ya know.. I'm not sure where I get them either..."

Bridgette: "Ugh... Izzy isn't helping... let's see what this wetsuit does..."

*nothing happens*

Bridgette: "How useful..."

Izzy: "Ahahahaha.... Bridgette, you're going down!!"

Bridgette: "Izzy, snap out of it!!!"

Izzy: "Out of what?"

Bridgette: "Nevermind.."

Noah: "Looks like we have this wrapped up, Trent"

Trent: "Yep"

*Bridgette runs past Noah and Trent, followed by Izzy, shooting at Bridgette, but hitting Noah and Trent instead*

Chris: "Bridgette and Izzy win!"

Trent: "What just happened?"

Noah: "We got beat"

Trent: "I can see that!! But how?"

Noah: "Izzy hit us..."

Chris: "On to stadium two! How you liking this so far Courtney and Cody?"

Courtney: "Very entertaining"

*at stadium two*

Chris: "And.... Fight!!"

LeShawna: "Hmm, let's see if I remember archery... *shoots an arrow, almost hitting Justin*"

Justin: "Watch it! You could've hit my face!"

Gwen: "Well... blue lipstick is very.. helpful..."

Jake: "I got a Chris award, what am I supposed to do with this?"

Gwen: "Push the button on his jacket..."

Jake: "Oh... *pushes button, transforming the award into a golden sword*"

Gwen: "Woah..."

Jake: "Sweet"

Gwen: "Now, if I could figure out what to do with this... *starts hitting the lipstick and looking at it, she finally hits it and it turns into a lightsaber*"

Gwen: "Of course..."

Justin: "LeShawna, hit Gwen"

LeShawna: "No, she's my friend!"

Justin: "Yea... but I'm hot"

LeShawna: "So? I'm not hitting her"

Justin: "You defy the undefiable... you shall face the wrath of Justin..."

LeShawna: "I'm shaking..."

*Justin turns the knob on top of the mirror to ugly*

Chris: "How did he know how to do that??!"

Chef *looking at a picture of Justin*: "Uh... I don't know..."

Justin: "Hey, Gwen, take a look at this... *reflects himself in the mirror*"

Gwen: "Uh... Oh... god... *pukes*"

Jake: "Awww! My new Chucks! Dangit!!"

Gwen: "Sorry..."

LeShawna: "Forgive me for this Jake... *shoots an arrow at Jake, catching his shirt and pinning him to the wall*"

Chris: "LeShawna and Justin win! Courtney, Cody, you guys ready?"

Cody: "Yea"

Courtney: "Yea"

*stadium 1*

Chris: "Ok, Bridgette and Izzy get a pass and face the winner, now... fight!"

Courtney: "Let's see how you like this... *blows her whistle*"

LeShawna: "Dang girl, that thing is powerful"

Courtney: "Yep, Cody, now!"

Cody: "Got it *turns his dodgeball into an ice ball and tosses it at LeShawna*"

LeShawna: "How do you guys know how to do this?!?!"

Cody: "Chris"

LeShawna: "Of course... *get's hit with the dodgeball*"

Justin: "Ok, let's see... *turns it into incredibly hot* Hmm, no change... what a shocker *smiles at the camera*"

Courtney: "Umm... uh.... *mezmorized*"

Cody: "Ugh.. let's see if this works... *turns the dodgeball into a fireball*"

Justin: "AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to dodge it*"

Cody: "Don't try"

*dodgeball hits Justin*

Chris: "Courtney and Cody win!! Bridgette and Izzy, get down there, now!!!"

Courtney: "Ready to win this Cody?"

Cody: "Yep"

Bridgette: "Izzy, ready?"

Izzy: "You bet!!!"

*Courtney blows the whistle, hurting Izzy, but unharming Bridgette*

Bridgette: "This wetsuit is better than I thought"

*Izzy shoots the laser at a pillar, knocking it down near Cody*

Cody: "Nyah! *dodges the pillar"

*Cody shoots the dodgeball at Bridgette as an ice ball, hurting her, finally*

Bridgette: "Why did that work?"

Noah *in stands*: "Chris hates you"

*cut to Chris, switching the wetsuits powers off*

Cody: "Courtney, blow the whistle!"

*Izzy shoots a laser at Courtney*

Cody: "Here goes nothing... *turns the dodgeball to an iceball, and putting spin on it, causing extreme pain on Izzy*"

Chris: "Courtney and Cody win!"

Cody: "YEA!.... Now what?"

Chris: "You fight me and Chef! *Chris and Chef teleport down to the stadium*"

Cody: "Weapons?"

Chris: "Chef has a hatchet, and I have hairgel"

Cody: "Wonderful..."

Chris: "Start!"

*Courtney blows her whistle, and Cody throws his ball at the same time, hitting Chris in the arm, Chef cuts the ball in half*

Cody: "Dangit, Courtney, it's up to you!"

Courtney: "*gulp* Ok... *blows her whistle, deafening Chris and Chef, yet again, Cody runs up and grabs Chef's hatchet and chops Chris' hairgel in half, spilling it on the floor*"

Chris: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That was my last bottle!!!"

Cody: "Sorry... Oh wait, no I'm not! *Cody throws the hatchet at Chef, pinning him to the wall*"

Chris: "Whatever... Courtney and Cody win immunity, to the ceremony"

*ceremony*

Chris: "Ok, good job... yadda yadda yadda... blah blah blah... ok, Courtney and Cody are safe, so here are your Chris' *tosses two Chris' in Courtney and Cody's direction* Ok, now... Justin.... LeShawan.... Gwen.... Noah... Bridgette... Izzy...."

Trent: "What? Why am I in the bottom 2?"

Chris: "Cause you're a threat... and you really don't have an alliance... the last Chris goes to....... Jake"

Gwen: "Bye Trent... hate to see you go..."

Trent: "I'll be cheering for you, bye everyone"

[terminoob]

Episode 12: Ye olde mimics

Chris: "Congratulations to you 9 remaining campers, it's gonna get harder from here on in"

Jake *in confessional*: "Heh... I worked for this guy, trust me, nothing is harder than that"

Noah *in confessional*: "Finally I'm showing everyone what I can do, and I can get the Gophers out one by one, it should be fun"

Chris: "You guys look like you need some sleep, go and get some, I'll wake you in the morning"

Gwen: "Please don't"

Chris *fidgiting with the megaphone*: "What? I can't hear you? You'll have to speak up!"

Gwen: "Forget it..."

*in the guys trailer*

Cody: "So Jake, how was it working for Chris?"

Jake: "Let me put it this way... 50 people signed up"

Cody: "Yea, and?"

Jake: "After the first hour, I was the last left"

Cody: "What did he make you do?!?"

Jake: "Make this entire place..."

Noah: "That's it?"

Jake: "...and every prop, studio, confessional, get every make up artist, the make up, supplies for the challenges..."

Cody: "Ouch"

Jake: "Yea... How was last season? Any different than this?"

Noah: "Not really, they both suck"

Jake: "So why are you here?"

Cody: "He wanted to be here so Heather couldn't be"

Jake: "Ah, I've heard about Heather, I'd've done the same thing if I were you"

Noah: "I think everyone would've..."

*the girls trailer*

Gwen: "So Bridgette, how you handling the fact Geoff isn't here?"

Bridgette: "I've gotten over it...*bursts into tearrs*"

Gwen: "That doesn't look like you got over it to me..."

Bridgette: "I was, until you reminded me!"

Courtney: "Can we just not fight?! The challenge is tomorrow and we still don't know what it is"

Gwen: "Whatever"

*in the morning*

Chris: "RISE AND SHINE!!!"

Justin: "Stop interupting my not needed beauty sleep!!"

Chris: "GET OUT HERE!!!"

*everyone drags themselves out of bed to go outside*

Chris: "Well, see anything different?"

Noah: "It seems like a horrific nightmare..."

Chris: "Don't like fantasy. Noah?"

Noah: "It could be better..."

Cody: "So why is there a fantasy backdrop here?"

Chris: "Well, it's technically not fantasy, it's a middle age set, but some fantasy takes place there, so I figured, why not"

Noah: "Because it's not correct?"

Chris: "Hey... who's the host here?"

Noah: "You..."

Chris: "That's what I thought... now, everyone pick a partner, since there are 9 people, someone will be my partner"

Gwen *in confessional*: "No way... Chris is in a challenge?!?!"

Courtney: "You're going to be in this challenge?"

Chris: "Yea... but since this is my show, I automatically get immunity"

Cody: "That seems a bit unfair"

Chris: "Why? I can't get voted out my own show, no one would be the host then"

Gwen: "I think that's why he said it was unfair..."

Chris: "Why do I get the feeling you don't like me?"

Noah: "Cause we really don't"

Chris: "Whatever... get with a partner and follow me"

*Noah gets with Cody, Jake with Justin, LeShawna with Gwen, Bridgette with Courtney*

Chris: "Ok, Izzy, looks like you're my partner"

Izzy: "Right on!"

Chris: "You guys know each others personalities, right?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "Good, cause you have to mimic them exactly and do this challenge!"

Noah: "And the point of the fantasy stuff?"

Chris: "I needed to fit in a movie genre... And this was all I could afford with my budget"

Courtney: "This show is that poor?"

Chris: "No, but thanks to Cody, I needed to buy new hairgel"

Gwen: "And how much money did you start with?"

Chris: "For this challenge? Bout 3 grand"

Gwen: "And you spent how much on hairgel?"

Chris: "Bout 2.9 grand"

*everyone's jaw drops*

Chris: "What? You think this look comes cheap?"

Jake: "How much hairgel did you buy?!?!?!"

Chris: "I went to one of those bulky discount stores, so like... 1000 gigantic bottles"

Cody: "I can't even think of a comment for that..."

Chris: "Good, well, let's get to the challenge!"

Noah: "Is it just being a mimic?"

Chris: "And stopping a dragon, saving a princess, dousing a burning castle, retriving a dragon egg, bringing it back here, find a steed, armor, and a weapon"

Noah: "In that order?"

Chris: "Of course, where's the fun in having a steed, armor, and a weapon while fighting a dragon?!"

Cody: "Umm, we won't get killed?"

Chris: "Now that's no fun, you have to learn to put your life on the line!"

Gwen: "For a TV show?"

Chris: "Of course"

Gwen: "No thanks, I'll pass"

Chris: "You can choose not to do this... but you'll get voted out..."

Gwen: "Automatically?!?!"

Chris: "Yea"

Gwen: "Oh... nevermind then, this sounds like oddles of fun!!"

Chris: "That's the spirit! Now go! Oh, and by the way, if you win, then the person you act like will win, but you have to complete the tasks and get everything, or you get voted out"

*outside the castle*

Bridgette: "I'm so above this, because I'm the only one here that was a C.I.T, so I shouldn't do this"

Courtney: "I'd do this, but I can't fight animals"

Noah: "It's just a dragon, cmon, let's go! I'll win this for Gwen!!! *runs into the castle*"

Cody: "Oh boy, a dragon, how original... *walks into the castle*"

Gwen: "This doesn't seem so tough"

LeShawna: "This is what we have to do? No way"

*emtpy space*

Cameraman: "Where's Izzy?"

*cut to Chris' room*

Izzy: "This look doesn't come cheap, ya know"

Chris: "Cmon everyone lets do this!!!!! *darts into the castle*"

Jake: "I can't do this... I could get my looks wrecked"

Justin: "This looks dangerous... Whatever"

*in the castle*

Noah: "YAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *barges into the dragons room*"

Dragon: "ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Noah: "*gulp* Now.... what..."

Chris: "This!!! *karate chops the dragon on the head*"

Dragon: "ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

Cody: "That didn't do much..."

Chris: "Woops... hehe..."

Noah: "Take this! *punches the dragon*"

Jake: "I know what to do! *rips his shirt off*"

Dragon: "Eh..."

Jake: "You know I'm hot"

*dragon breathes fire on Jake*

Cody: "You're right, you are hot"

Chris: "Cmon!!! Lets fight!!! *starts beating up the dragon*"

*dragon faints*

Chris: "YEA!!!"

*everyone runs up the stairs*

Chris: "Woah... I'm seeing ninths!!! *9 princess standees are sitting down*"

Gwen: "Cmon y'all, we gotta get moving!"

Noah: "I got an idea! *jumps out the window*"

Chris: "Even I'm not that crazy"

Cody: "Smooth..."

Bridgette: "I better win this time!"

*everyone runs across the finish line with the standees and places them safely against a tree*

Courtney: "I can't get an egg... It's wrong"

Chris: "So?!? It's fun!!! Let's go!!!"

Cody: "Why are you even doing this?"

Chris: "Eh... good point *walks away*"

*in Chris' room, Chris finds Izzy using his hairgel*

Chris: "GET OUT THERE!!!!"

Izzy: "I'm the host, I can do what I want"

Chris: "No, you're not"

Izzy: "Then why am I here?"

Chris: "Because it's part of a challenge, that you're to into"

Izzy: "Ohh Chef! Can you come and get this person please?"

Chef: "With pleasure..."

Chris: "Dude?!?! What are you doing?!?!"

*cut to the challenge in the dragons room*

Cody: "Looks like he's awake again..."

Noah: "No problem! Watch this! *jumps over the dragon and tosses everyone an egg, forgetting one for himself*

Jake: "Thanks! See ya later!"

Noah: "Wha? *looks behind him to see the dragon very angry* Uhh.. hehe... YAA!!!!!!!!!!! *runs behind the dragon, grabs an egg and runs*"

Noah: "Out of the way!!!!! *tackles everyone out of the way*"

Gwen: "What are you doing?!?!"

Noah: "Running!!! Look!"

*everyone turns around, to find the dragon chasing them*

Justin: "Ohhh..."

Jake: "Go everyone! I'll stop him! *poses*"

Gwen: "Face it string bean, you ain't hot!"

Jake: "But I am"

Cody: "No, you aren't... but if you want to sacrifice yourself, go ahead"

*everyone but Jake runs out, 5 minutes pass*

LeShawna: "Think he died?"

Cody: "Yea"

Courtney: "Shouldn't we help him?"

Justin: "Nah, he's ok, look *points to Jake rushing out of the castle completely scorched*"

Noah: "Where are we supposed to find steeds?"

Cody: "Over there *points to toy horses*"

Noah: "Of... course, well lets go!"

*everyone grabs a horse and places it across the finish line, except Jake, who passed out*

Cody: "Found the armor..."

Noah: "That was fast"

Courtney: "Umm, guys, seriously, Jake needs medical attention..."

Cody: "That's what he gets"

*everyone grabs armor*

Cody: "Get out of my way!!! I'm in this to win it!! *pushes everyone out of the way*"

Chris: "Well, that was awkward, but, Cody, you stopped acting like Noah, so you're out"

Izzy: "Well, I'm back, and I got this stuff as a bribe! *puts down the egg, princess, horse, armor, and weapon as soon as Bridgette and Courtney do to*

Chris: "Ooo, 3 way tie, Bridgette, Izzy, Courtney, you three win! Let's head to the ceremony!"

*at the ceremony*

Noah: "So, Chris, what happened?"

Chris: "I'll explain later, but, let's get to the votes! Bridgette, Courtney, Izzy, you three win immunity so here ya go *tosses Chris' at them*

Chris: "Now... everyone else... Noah... LeShawna, Gwen *tosses Chris' at them*"

Noah *in confessional*: "Right now, Jake is going, that guy is scorched, badly, but, I didn't vote for him, because if I get further with him, it'll be easy since he's burnt and can't move"

Chris: "Justin"

Justin: "Shocker"

Chris: "Cody, Jake, it's between you two, Jake, you're scorched and burnt to a crisp, Cody, you're... out there"

Jake *in a body cast*: "Mmmm, mmm, mmm? Mmmm!!!!"

Chris: "Yea, I know, the last Chris goes to............. Jake"

Noah *in confessional*: "Yes! A gopher is gone! But... so is my alliance with him... I really should think my plans through more..."

Cody: "Why!?!?"

Chris: "Cause, it's merged, and Jake can be voted out anytime"

Cody: "Oh... You guys suck"

[terminoob]

Episode 13: The Trials of Chris McClean

This is a special episode, telling what happened between Izzy, Chris, and Chef, as I didn't explain it last chapter, this will most likely only be one part, and the next official chapter will begin as soon as I get a couple comments on this

Noah: "So, Chris, ready to tell us what happened?"

Chris: "Oh fine... it's pretty embarrassing though"

Gwen: "Have you not seen what you put us through? It can't be that bad"

Chris: "Well..."

*scene fades into a flashback*

Izzy: "Ohh Chef! Can you come and get this person please?"

Chef: "With pleasure..."

Chris: "Dude?!?! What are you doing?!?!"

Izzy: "He's gonna take you to a special place where people like you can live happily ever after"

Chris: "I'm not insane!! Well... not the way you are! Please, Chef, dude, stop!"

Chef: "Why should I?"

Chris: "Because..."

*scene fades into another flashback*

*Chef is dancing in a tutu to ballet music with woodland critters*

Chris: "Ooo, this is too good! *starts filming*"

*back to the original flashback*

Chef: "You saw that?!?!"

Chris: "So will the entire world unless you let me go"

Chef: "Ok dude"

Izzy: "CHEF!!! I AM THE HOST!!! DO AS I SAY!!!"

Chef: "Says who?"

Izzy: "The host!!!!"

Chris: "If you're the host than I'm Izzy, so I'm insane"

Izzy: "Yea *starts using Chris' hairgel*"

Chris: "Woah... dude!!! Not cool!!!"

Izzy: "Ok, hold on"

*Izzy walks out of the room, returns with a bag*

Chris: "What's that?"

Izzy: "If you want to be the host again, you have to do as I say with the items in this bag"

Chris: "Aw cmon"

Izzy: "Wanna be host?"

Chris: "*sniff* Yes..."

Izzy: "Ok then, put this on *hands him a suit*"

Chris: "Are you serious? I'm not doing that"

Izzy: "Ok then *starts using his hairgel again*"

Chris: "Ok, fine *puts on the suit*"

Chef: "*trying to hold in laughter* Bwuahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!"

Chris: "It's that bad?"

*Chris looks in a mirror to see himself in a pink fuzzy bunny suit*

Izzy: "DANCE RABBIT!!!"

Chris: "You've gotta be kidding me..."

Izzy: "Nope, dance!!!!"

*Chris starts to dance about very unhappy, Izzy starts videotaping*

Izzy *in confessional*: "That will be helpful later on"

Izzy: "Ok, now, put these on *hands Chris a bag*"

Chris: "Dear god..."

*Chris opens up the bag to find a girly make up set*

Izzy: "Chef, apply the make up as you see fit"

Chris: "Kill me..."

*Chef puts way too much mascara, eyeliner, lipstick, and blush on Chris*

Izzy: "And these Chef"

*Chef puts Chris' hair in a ridiculous fashion, cutting off almost all of it on one side*

Chris: "I will never live this down... I'll be mocked at by every television host!! Especially the host of Survivor... Jeff Probst... I hate that guy, impartial my foot"

Izzy: "Quiet! *Izzy takes a picture*"

Izzy: "Now..."

Chris: "STOP!!! OK, how bout a deal, I give you everything in the challenge you need, and you let me be host again? Whaddya say?"

Izzy: "Whatever ahaha, that was fun!!"

Chris: "Now, spare wigs... where are they..."

Izzy: "You mean these? *picks up Chris' spair wigs*

Chris: "Yea, those!!"

Izzy: "I want something else in return..."

Chris: "Anything, you name it! Except winning the entire season, just give me a wig!!"

Izzy: "Ahaha, ok, I'll think of something later, here ya go *tosses Chris a wig*"

Chris: "THANK YOU!!!! *puts it on*"

Chris: "Aww, I still have make up on... *goes and washes up* Ah, much better, guess I should head to the challenge now..."

[terminoob]

Episode 14: The Good, the bad, and the freaky

Chris: "Well, now that I caught you up on what happened between me, Izzy, and Chef, I will head over to a therapist and cry, then we can get started on the next challenge, ok?"

Noah: "Whatever"

Noah *in confessional*: "Me, Justin, and Jake are the only guys left... Jake isn't a threat and Justin controls most of the girls... I need Justin gone, if I can convince LeShawna to help me, I could have a chance, her and Courtney seem to be the only ones able to resist him"

Chris: "Ok, well... See ya when I spent my money's worth!"

*in the morning*

Gwen: "Where's Chris?"

LeShawna: "Still spending his money's worth, most likely"

*scene cuts to Chris crying on a sofa with Chef in a therapist get up*

Noah: "So now what?"

Bridgette: "We wait"

*30 minutes go by*

Courtney: "Should we look for him?"

Noah: "Nah, he's fine"

Courtney: "How do you know?"

Noah: "I don't, I just assume the best has happened because I know the worst has, that way I don't freak people out"

Courtney: "Yea..."

*Chris comes back on set*

Bridgette: "Where were you!?"

Chris: "Crying"

Gwen: "For the entire night?"

Chris: "It's tough being a host for a bunch of bratty teenagers"

Noah: "So what's the challenge?"

Chris: "WESTERN!!"

LeShawna: "Ya mean like barbeque, ribs, pork... that stuff?"

Chris: "No, like, the old west"

LeShawna: "Psh, I like my idea better"

Chris: "No one cares, now lets get to the set!"

*at the set*

Chris: "Ok, you will be competing in various challenges-"

Noah: "So are we merged or not?"

Chris: "Not yet! But soon! Now, as I was saying... you will be competing various challenges based off things in western movies, Chef, the list s'il vous plait!"

Gwen: "They spoke french in the west?"

Chris: "Well France is west of something"

Chef: "I don't get paid enough for this... *hands Chris the list*"

Chris: "Thank you, Chef, now, lets see what we have... Horse riding of some sort... a duel... a robbery at some place... a crappy sheriff... helpless girls... crappy revolvers... Ok, I think that's all we need"

Bridgette: "You're making a challenge out of that?"

Chris: "Nooo, I'm not... Did anyone notice Izzy was missing?"

Noah *in confessional*: "Dear god... he didn't..."

Gwen *in confessional*: "No way..."

Courtney *in confessional*: "He better not have..."

Everyone: "*gulp*"

Chris: "No? Well, here she is! *Izzy rides into the set on a horse*"

Noah *in confessional*: "He did..."

Gwen: "*in confessional*: "Great..."

Courtney *in confessional*: "And when I thought he couldn't get anymore insane...."

Chris: "Izzy will 'direct' this challenge! Which opens up a new twist to the game!"

Noah: "Which would be?"

Chris: "Well, since I'm emotionally scarred, I'm not gonna be able to host for a while, so, Chef will choose one contestant each challenge to be the host! That contestant will choose how the challenge goes, and they also get immunity for that challenge! Now, since this is fairly new, and theres people here that could do very well in this, I will choose one more contestant to be a director for this challenge, they will help Izzy with the challenge and also get immunity!"

Noah: "And who will that contestant be?"

Chris: "Who knows, it's up to the viewers!"

Chris: "Ok, the viewers have voted, and they want... Courtney!"

Courtney: "Yes!!"

Chris: "Ok, you and Izzy will be the 'mayors' of the town, and you will instruct people to do each stage of the challenge the way you two see fit, the person who survives the challenges will also win immunity."

Izzy: "Ahaha... E-Scope will have fun with this challenge!!"

Courtney: "Finally, a challenge I like!"

Gwen *in confessional*: "*starts praying* Please!! Please let this be a nightmare!! Not Courtney AND Izzy!!"

Noah *in confessional*: "I'm glad Courtney got that spot, she can help me win this thing by making things to my advantage"

Jake *in confessional*: "Mmm, mmm, mmm... MMM!!!! MMM??!?!? MMMM!!!!"

Chris: "Uhh... before I go, you might want to sit Jake out this challenge..."

Courtney: "Whatever, Jake, you're sitting out, LeShawna, Gwen, Bridgette, Noah, Justin, follow me and Izzy to city hall"

*at city hall*

Izzy: "Nyahahahahah!!!! I AM MAYOR OF THE WORLD!!! My first order of buisness is... BANK ROBBERY!!!!"

Courtney: "You heard the chick... wait, who's the robber?"

*Izzy tosses Courtney out the window*

Courtney: "I HATE YOU!!!!"

*at the bank*

Izzy *over megaphone*: "Here are your guns! *tosses them waterguns and paintball guns*"

Noah: "Who gets what?"

Izzy: "Fight over them!!!"

*everyone starts to scramble for the guns, Gwen, Noah, and Bridgette get paintball guns, while Justin, LeShawna get waterguns*

LeShawna: "This doesn't seem fair..."

Izzy: "Of course it is!! *tosses Courtney a gigantic paintball gun* If you get shot you're out!"

Noah: "And if we shoot her?"

Izzy: "You move on! GO!!"

*Courtney bursts through the doors of the bank with the paintball gun cocked and slung around her back, Justin and LeShawna run to her first, LeShawna gets hit first, but Justin evades his and hits Courtney in the chest*

Izzy: "Mr. Hotty-of-godly-proportions moves on!"

*Noah emerges behind Justin, who jumped off screen, Courtney purposely aims far off from him and Noah hits Courtney in the shin*

Izzy: "The brainiac scary guy moves on!"

*Gwen appears at the roof of the building, shooting at Courtney, but she dodges every shot and shoots Gwen right off the roof, Bridgette appears behind Courtney's back with a sly face, Courtney suddenly realizes her presence and shoots at her, but she jumps away to dodge it and hits Courtney in the leg*

Izzy: "Surfer chick moves on!"

Courtney: "GET DOWN HERE YOU MANIAC!!!"

Izzy: "No need to shout jeez..."

Courtney: "You're helping with the next challenge or so help me god you will regret the day you threw me out that window!!"

Noah: "You mean today?"

Courtney: "YEA!"

Izzy: "Ok ok, fine... what do you want me to do?"

Courtney: "Hmmm... hehehehe..."

*scene cuts away to a dirt road, in between buildings, a tumble weed rolls by*

Noah: "So now what?"

Courtney: "You'll face Izzy one by one, whoever can shoot her 5 times without getting shot once moves on!"

Noah: "Dear god..."

Courtney: "And to make things more interesting... *tosses Izzy a rocket launcher paintball gun*"

Noah *in confessional*: "I'm speechless..."

Noah: "What do we get?"

Courtney: "These *tosses everyone 5 rocks*"

Noah: "You're going overboard with this, you know that right?"

Courtney: "Yea, but it's fun!"

Noah: "If you say so... I'll go first"

*Noah and Izzy stand on opposite sides of each other, both backs facing each other, Izzy pulls out another painball gun and cocks both with an insane look on her face, Noah looks like he's about to pass about, he readies his hands to grab the 5 rocks in his belt*

Courtney: "And.... FIGHT!"

*Noah quickly jumps out of the way, landing on his side, he grabs a rock from his belt and throws it at Izzy, missing by a couple feet*

Izzy: "Missed me missed me, now you gotta kiss me! *starts to apply lipstick*"

Noah: "Aha... no *runs by Izzy as she is distracted and grabs the rock, and throws it at Izzy along with two more he had, hitting all three times*

Izzy: "Oh no you didnt... *shoots manically in circles, Noah runs into a barrel to hide*

Noah: "*gulp* Take this!! *pathetically throws the last two rocks at Izzy, surprisingly hitting both times*"

Courtney: "YEA NOAH!!! You move on!"

*Justin and Bridgette go up, failing pretty quickly*

Courtney: "That... was pathetic"

Justin: "Yea, but I'm still hot"

Courtney: "So Noah gets immunity, lets go to the ceremony"

*ceremony*

Courtney: "Looks like I'm doing this too... When I call your name come up and get your Courtney *holds up a statuette of herself plated gold*"

Noah: "How'd you make that?"

Courtney: "You don't need to know... anyway, Izzy, Noah and I get one... Now, for the rest of you.... Bridgette... Justin..."

LeShawna *in confessional*: "I feel pretty confident right now"

Courtney: "The last Courtney goes to....... Jake"

Noah *in confessional*: "Ex-gophers, 0; Noah, 2"

LeShawna: "How did that happen?!"

*cut to before the ceremony*

Noah: "Courtney, you know what to do, right?"

Courtney: "Of course Noah"

*cut to a scene with Courtney and Justin*

Courtney: "Get LeShawna"

Justin: "Why?"

Courtney: "Cause, I'm not with Duncan anymore, and I know you want me"

Justin: "That could be true... but what about Noah?"

Courtney: "He wants me, I'm dragging him along, I'll get rid of him when the time comes, just do what I say ok sweety?"

Justin: "Yea, ok..."

*cut back to ceremony*

LeShawna: "Well, see y'all later..."

[terminoob]

Episode 15: Shooter Malfunction

*after the ceremony*

Justin: "I did what you wanted"

Courtney: "Yea, good job"

Justin: "Do what I want now"

Courtney: "What do you want me to do?"

Justin: "Get rid of Noah, next challenge"

Courtney: "Why should I?"

Justin: "Well, seeing as you said you were only dragging him along, it shouldn't be a problem, should it?"

Courtney: "Uhh.... yea..."

Courtney *in confessional*: "I'm so dead..."

*at the trailers*

Justin: "Looks like its 3 guys left..."

Noah: "2, I don't think Jake counts as a guy anymore"

Jake: "MMM!!"

Noah: "Is that all you're going to say?"

Jake *takes off his bandages*: "YEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *takes a breath* That better?"

Justin: "We didn't want you to do that"

Jake: "You guys suck..."

Noah *in confessional*: "Justin needs to leave, next challenge"

*girls trailer*

Gwen: "Well, I think it's cool we're all sorta friends..."

Izzy: "Aha... speak for yourself!"

Courtney: "For once, I agree with the crazy girl, you're pretty cool Gwen, but I don't trust you, and Bridgette, you're my friend..."

Courtney *in confessional*: "...for now"

Gwen: "Umm ok... I guess, but we have numbers, we need to team up and get someone out"

Courtney: "Justin"

Bridgette: "Any reasoning behind that?"

Courtney: "He can control everyone!"

Bridgette: "Only us... Oh crap, if he controls us, he could easily make it to the F2..."

Courtney: "Are we agreed?"

Gwen: "Yes"

Bridgette: "Yes"

Courtney: "Izzy?"

Izzy: "I dunno... Justin and I used to date... we're tight like glue!! OH! That reminds of one time where I super glued myself to..."

Courtney: "I don't even want to know where you're going with that story, but you're the outcast now..."

Gwen *in confessional*: "I don't think we should vote Justin, we could use him to get enemies off... I don't trust Courtney at all"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "I hope Courtney is right..."

*at the challenge*

Chris: "Ok, everyone, welcome to the final 7! Congratulations!!"

Noah *in confessional*: "Halfway, I made it this far, I'm going for it all"

Chris: "The challenge is very fun... I know, I tested it out"

Noah: "On?"

Jake: "Me..."

Chris: "Yea, well, anyway, the challenge, I will provide you with 'guns' that don't work, you may trick them out anyway you wish, fix them up however you like, but it must work, after the time limit is up, you will be asked to test them, but, since I'm not going to host this challenge, the person that does will tell you what to do"

Gwen: "So who's gonna be the host?"

Chris: "I'm not sure, I'll get back to you on that! So, until then, go back to your trailers"

*at the trailers*

Noah *in confessional*: "If I get chosen to be host, Justin will be gone, but, I think Jake will be chosen, he's already had experience, I just hope it's not me that's going home today"

Justin *in confessional*: "Noah, is going down!"

Courtney *in confessional*: "Ugh... My feelings are so mixed up right now... Duncan, Justin, Noah... One is gorgeous, one is.. er.. was, my boyfriend, and another is incredibly smart and will help me no matter what... why can't I just go hide..."

*guys trailer*

Noah *looks around, Justin isn't there*: "Jake, vote Justin"

Jake: "Why? We're friends"

Noah: "He controls the girls, he can get anyone voted out anytime, he needs to leave, tonight"

Jake: "No thanks"

Noah: "Do you want to leave tonight, you've been almost voted out twice, third times the charm, buster"

Jake *in confessional*: "Noah has a point... but Justin is still my friend, I can't vote him... I could throw my vote away... but.. ugh, I don't know what to do... I think I'll go with my gut on this one, and I know what my gut is saying"

*girls trailer*

Bridgette: "Courtney, you were in the confessional for awhile, are you ok?"

Courtney: "I'm just so mixed up right now... I don't know if I can take this anymore..."

Bridgette: "What?! You're Courtney!! C.I.T!! You single handedly got Duncan back in the dodgeball game to make the dest comeback ever!"

Courtney: "Ok, then, wanna help me with something?"

Bridgette: "What is it?"

Courtney: "Who's a better guy? Duncan, Justin, or Noah?"

Bridgette: "Hehe... why? Are you losing your feelings for Duncan?"

Courtney: "Maybe..."

Bridgette: "I was kidding..."

Courtney: "I'm not"

Bridgette: "Are you serious?!"

Courtney: "Yea.. so I need your help, who's better for me? Duncan, Noah, or Justin?"

Bridgette: "Duncan obviously!!"

Courtney: "Yea.. but.. I.. uhh, nevermind *hides her face in a pillow*"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "COURTNEY IS LOSING FEELINGS FOR DUNCAN?!?"

*losers bleachers*

*every loser is watching, as soon as Bridgette says that their mouths drop*

Duncan: "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

DJ: "Sorry bro..."

Duncan: "Sorry nothing!! I'm gonna kill that Noah kid!!!!!"

*back at the set*

Chris: "Ok, everyone, I chose the new host"

Noah: "Who is it?"

Chris: "...GWEN!"

Gwen: "Really? Sweet"

Noah *in confessional*: "Well, not my most loved gopher, but, I can deal with her staying"

Chris: "Ok, do what you want, I'll be back to host the ceremony"

Gwen: "Ok, well, here are your 'guns'"

*everyone gets a 'gun' which is essentially just a piece of equipment that was broken at some point during the show"

Gwen: "Whoever can make theres the best, wins immunity, you have 3 hours, from now!"

*30 minutes after the challenge*

Courtney: "Ugh... I hate this..."

Jake: "What?"

Courtney: "Why do you need to know, just focus on the challenge"

Jake: "Why can't I know?"

Courtney: "Fine, you know who Duncan is, right?"

Jake: "Yea"

Courtney: "I can't decide who's better for me... Him, Justin, or Noah"

Jake: "Well, I hate all of them"

Courtney: "Just focus on the challenge, get lost"

Jake: "Ok, geez"

Bridgette: "So, Courtney, what's going on?"

Courtney: "Jake tried to comfort me... Didn't work out, just focus on the challenge, don't bother with me..."

Bridgette: "Ok... hope you figure stuff out soon"

Courtney: "Yea... me too"

*an hour into the challenge*

Bridgette: "Gwen, Courtney is seriously depressed about this..."

Gwen: "Yea I know... she should just kick all of them out of her life, none of them are good for her"

Bridgette: "Well, one of them is"

Gwen: "Who, Duncan?"

Bridgette: "Sorta... I mean, they were cute together... but she was in denial about her feelings for him... too much love-hate..."

Gwen: "Then who?"

Bridgette: "Noah"

Gwen: "WHAT?!?!!?"

Bridgette: "Think about it, they both are controlling, both know exactly what to do, and when to do it, they can manipulate anyone, they're both really smart... they have a lot in common"

Gwen: "I see..."

Bridgette: "But, she has to figure it out by herself, I don't really want them to hook up, but out of the three, Noah is the best for her, Justin is too obssesed over his looks, and Duncan is... Duncan"

Gwen: "Yea, good point, oh, hold on *through a megaphone* 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES LEFT!! Ok, by the way, how's your 'gun' coming along?"

Bridgette: "It's a paintball gun, so, pretty well"

Gwen: "That's good, I don't even think Courtney started her's"

Bridgette: "She didn't"

Gwen: "Oh, would ya look at that... Jake is going to comfort Courtney, again, think he likes her?"

Bridgette: "No doubt"

*cut to Courtney*

Courtney: "What do you want"

Jake: "I wanted to help you"

Courtney: "With what"

Jake: "Everything"

Courtney: "Just get out of here, leave me alone, I'd be happy to get voted out today, I wouldn't have to deal with all this and just get back with Duncan"

Jake: "Yea.. about that... Duncan heard everything last night"

Courtney: "H WHA-... wait, how do you know what we were talking about last night?"

Jake: "Oh.. hehe... funny story..."

Courtney: "I'm not laughing so far, stalker, now leave me alone!!!"

Jake: "No need to be pushy, but, if you want to get voted out, then I know exactly what to do"

Courtney: "And that would be?"

*Jake kisses Courtney*

Courtney: "LEAVE!!!!!"

*Noah sees this*

Noah: "What... was that?!"

Courtney: "It's not what you think! He kissed me!!"

Noah: "Yea, ok.. *walks away*"

*Justin walks past Noah, to talk to Courtney*

Justin: "Hehe... you're, with that loser?"

Courtney: "Noah isn't a loser!"

Justin: "I wasn't talking about Noah..."

Courtney: "Oh... hehe..."

Justin: "Hope you had a good time here, cause it's your last night here"

*30 minutes left*

Gwen: "TIME IS ALMOST UP!!!"

Noa: "I barely have anything..."

Bridgette: "Better than Courtney"

Noah: "Don't talk about her"

Bridgette: "Ok, sorry... I didn't know you liked her.."

Noah: "I don't 'like', I hate less than normal"

Bridgette: "Ok..."

Justin: "Hey, Bridgette, can I see that? *points to her 'gun'*"

Bridgette: "Hehe... sure... *hands him her paintball gun*"

Justin: "Thank you, here, you can have this one *hands her a broken paintball gun*"

Gwen: "TIME IS UP!"

Bridgette: "Wha? What happened? Aww dangit!! Justin took my paintball gun!!"

Gwen: "Ok, time to test them out, but, since Noah, Courtney, and Bridgette don't have anything good, it's between Justin, Jake and Izzy"

Jake: "Here goes nothing... *throws his 'gun' which was the orb Noah broke in the battle challenge*"

Gwen: "What was that supposed to do?"

Jake: "Not sure"

Gwen: "Well, Justin, you're up"

Justin: "Ok... *shoots his paintball gun at a target he placed 100 yards away and breaks it with the paintball*"

Gwen: "Izzy, you're up"

Izzy: "Aha... here goes!!! *throws a Chris award, equiped with a sleeping gas*"

*everyone but Gwen falls asleep*

Gwen: "Justin wins!"

Izzy: "Why?"

Gwen: "Cause, his didn't put everyone to sleep..."

*at the trailers*

Noah: "Justin... I know you don't like me and I don't like you, but, you can control the girls, get them to vote Jake off"

Justin: "Why not Courtney? She's the better of the two"

Noah: "But we can torture Courtney the longer she stays here"

Justin: "Duncan can also torture her"

Noah: "Whatever, I'm voting Jake"

*outside the girls trailer*

Noah: "Hey... I need to talk to you girls"

Bridgette: "What could you possibly have to say?"

Noah: "Vote off Jake"

Bridgette: "Why?"

Izzy: "Yea, he's cute!!

Noah: "He's just going to go girl from girl, messing up the relationships they had, or still have"

Bridgette: "Still not convinced"

Noah: "Are you friends with Courtney or not?"

Bridgette: "I am"

Izzy: "Me too, sorta"

Gwen: "I think Noah is right, Bridgette, he's just gonna mess up your relationship with Geoff, and mine with Trent, he may not be that good looking, but he knows what to do and when to do it, he's dangerous"

Bridgette: "Ok, we'll vote Jake"

Noah: "Good, make sure Courtney votes him too"

Bridgette: "Of course she will, he kissed her"

Noah: "Good"

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "Ok, Gwen, Justin, your awards *tosses them Chris'" Now, to everyone else... Bridgette... Gwen... Izzy.... *tosses them Chris'"

Chris: "Jake, Noah, Courtney, out of the three of you, Jake completed the challenge, the next Chris goes to.... Noah"

Noah: "No surprise"

Chris: "Courtney, I reviewed the tapes from everything that happened, and Noah said some pretty good things, and a bad thing, but, all in all, he's sweeter than I thought"

Noah *chokes on his spit*: "EXCUSE ME?!?! ME?!? SWEET?!?! YEA RIGHT!!!"

Chris: "Whatever... Courtney, you should be thankful for this.... the last Chris goes to....... Courtney"

Courtney: "Wait, can I see what Noah said?"

Chris: "If you want, just follow me after the ceremony and I'll show them to you"

Jake: "Why did I get voted out?!"

Chris: "Review the tapes and rewind your memory.... you kissed Courtney! Dude, I think every guy here, or who was here knows only Duncan can do that"

*at the losers bleachers*

Duncan: "Yea, forget that! We are through! I cannot wait until she gets the boot! I'm going to make her life miserable!"

[terminoob]

Episode 16: Once, and only once

*after watching the tapes*

Courtney: "That really was sweet of Noah... I think I misjudged him"

Chris: "Yea.. and the funny thing is, he hates you now!'

Courtney: "Thanks for bringing that up again... I gotta go see him"

Chris: "Whatever, the challenge starts in a few days, so you have plenty of time to explain stuff to him"

Courtney: "Why so late?"

Chris: "I'm gonna go check up on the losers, see how they're doing"

Courtney: "You're not bringing any back, are you?"

Chris: "Nah"

Courtney: "Wow Chris, I think you're letting your softer side out"

Chris: "I don't have a softer side, just one not as hard as the other, and it's cause of Izzy..."

Courtney: "Oh... well, see ya in a few days I guess"

Courtney *in confessional*: "I really need to talk to Noah... Hopefully he lets me"

*guys trailer*

Noah: "It's just us two..."

Justin: "How'd you get Jake off?!?! I had all the girls on my side!!"

Noah: "I'm smart, idiot"

Justin: "You got lucky this time, next time, the girls will fall to my looks and you will be sooo sorry"

Noah: "I'm already shaking in my shoes..."

Justin: "You should be"

Noah *in confessional*: "I think Justin is jealous I can actually get girls to notice me with something other than looks... and that's the only thing he has, I get rid of those, he's gone before he can go down a cat walk"

*at the girls trailer*

Bridgette: "I wonder if Courtney knows what to do now"

Gwen: "I hope, this way she can get focused on the game"

Bridgette: "Yea, I don't think she knows how luck she is, 3 guys going after her"

Gwen: "It could get annoying..."

*long pause*

Bridgette and Gwen: "Bwuahahahahahah!!!!"

Izzy: "E-Scope has an idea!"

Gwen: "For what?"

Izzy: "Can't say, it's top top top secret, even I don't know what it is yet!"

Bridgette: "So why'd you say you have an idea?"

Izzy: "Cause I do, I just can't know what it is"

Gwen: "Right..."

Bridgette: "I wonder what the challenge will be"

Gwen: "Something stupid I'm sure"

Izzy: "Ooo! ooo! Pick me!"

Bridgette: "Um, Izzy?"

Izzy: "Yea!! The challenge is gonna be doing sports!"

Gwen: "Then Noah is out for sure"

Bridgette: "I wouldn't count him out... he may not like them, but he can still do them, if he doesn't, he's voted out"

Gwen: "True"

Courtney: "Where's Noah?"

Bridgette: "In the guys trailer, I think"

Courtney: "Dangit.. Might as well wait for him outside then"

Gwen: "You know he doesn't like you anymore, right?"

Courtney: "Yea, but I still need to talk to him"

Bridgette: "I never thought I'd see the day, Courtney liking Noah, and actually admitting it!"

Courtney: "I don't like him... *blushes*"

Gwen: "Ohh, really now?"

Bridgette: "Don't hide it Courtney, we won't make fun of you, Noah's a good guy, once you get past the evil vindictive side of him"

Gwen: "That's the only side to him"

Courtney: "Just shut up"

Bridgette: "Touchy today, aren't we?"

Courtney: "No... I just don't want you to make fun of Noah..."

Izzy: "Courtney loves Noah! Courtney loves Noah!"

Courtney: "SHUT UP!!! I DO NOT!!!"

Gwen: "Oh, our mistake, is it Duncan you're in love with? Is Noah just to cope with you losing Duncan?"

Courtney: "No, but I need to see who is better for me..."

*losers bleachers*

Duncan: "HOW IS SHE FALLING FOR THAT NERD?!?!"

DJ: "Who knows, just try not to get too worked up about it"

Duncan: "HOW CAN'T I?!?! SHE DENIED SHE LIKES ME, THEN ADMITS SHE LIKES NOAH!!! WHAT IS THE DEAL?!?!?!"

DJ: "Who knows"

*back at the set*

Noah: "Oh great.. Courtney's outside"

Justin: "She is? Out of the way, runt! *rushes outside to meet Courtney* Why hello, Courtney, you look good today"

Courtney: "Oh shove it pretty boy"

Justin *in confessional*: "How do these girl keep resisting me?!?!"

Courtney: "Tell Noah to get out here"

Justin: "Ahaha... no can do.. ya see, me and him don't really have a good friendship, and he'll refuse to do anything I tell him"

Courtney: "I saw the videos, I know that, you wanted to vote me off"

Justin: "Oh... aha.... those... well.. .ya see..."

Courtney: "Out of the way, I'm going in there myself, whether you like it or not *barges into the trailer*

Noah: "Oh great, it's you, what do you want?"

Courtney: "I want to talk"

Noah: "Well, seems like you already are"

Courtney: "You know what I mean"

Noah: "Do I?"

Courtney: "Ok what is up with you? You used to be really weird and secluded, then you were outgoing and fun... now, you're like anti social again and don't care about anyone"

Noah: "Well look who's catching on"

Courtney: "Look, I saw what you said last night"

Noah: "I said a lot of things last night"

Courtney: "About voting off Jake and having me stay"

Noah: "Oh that, well I just wanted to keep you on so I could torture you"

Courtney: "So why didn't you vote me off? Duncan could've done that better"

Noah: "Which is why I didn't want to vote you off, you may be mean, but even you don't deserve facing an enraged Duncan"

Courtney: "I knew you were sweet"

Noah: "Don't get used to it, I'm only sweet once in a blue moon"

Courtney: "Well, I think a blue moon could never come, and you'd still act sweet"

Noah: "Is this what you wanted to talk about? Cause I really don't want to talk right now, I need some sleep"

Courtney: "Oh, ok, well... see ya tomorrow, I guess *kisses Noah on the cheek*"

*losers bleachers*

*Duncan's mouth drops*

DJ: "Wow"

*Duncan faints*

Beth: "Should we call someone? See if he's alright?"

Jake: "He's fine"

LeShawna: "You sure? He doesn't look it"

Jake: "Trust me"

Cody: "After what you did last episode? HA! Very funny, I'm calling Chris"

*a few minutes later, Chris comes dressed as a doctor, with Chef dressed as a lady nurse*

Owen: "MY EYES!!!"

Chef: "Shove it, tubby"

Chris: "Ok, what seems to be the problem here"

DJ: "Duncan passed out when he saw Courtney kiss Noah"

Chris: "WHAT?!?? COURTNEY... AND NOAH?!?!?! *passes out*"

DJ: "Aw great, what do we do now?!"

Ezekiel: "Get some water, eh"

DJ: "Ok, I'll go get some, keep an eye on these two, would ya Chef?"

Chef: "Why do I have to do what you say?"

Owen: "You're the one in the nurses get-up dude"

Chef: "Dangit.. fine"

*a minute later, DJ splases hot water on Chris and Duncan*

Duncan: "AHHH MY FACE!!"

Chris: "AHHH MY HAIR!!!"

DJ: "Chris, you can go now"

Chris: "Sweet"

*at the set*

Chris: "Ok, I'm back, and todays challenge will be based on sports!"

Noah *in confessional*: "Oh great"

Chris: "Now, for everyone who doesn't know, I'll say it right now.... Courtney kissed Noah!!"

Gwen: "WHAT?!?"

Bridgette: "You did?!?!"

Courtney: "CHRIS!!!"

Chris: "What? I'm evil... hehehe..."

Gwen *in confessional*: "Courtney and Noah... never thought I'd see the day"

Chris: "Well, time to get onto the challenge, the host will be....."

Chris: "Noah!"

Noah *in confessional*: "Good, now I don't have to play in these stupid sports..."

Chris: "So, I'll show you all to the field, and well... Noah will tell you what to do"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Noah.. telling us what to do... considering he hates the gophers, he's gonna work me, Justin, and Izzy the hardest... great"

*at the field*

Chris: "Ok, here's your equipment, Noah, seperate them into two teams, whoever wins, you choose from them who gets invincibility"

Noah: "Ok... Team one, Justin, Izzy, Gwen, which means team two is Bridgette and Courtney"

Courtney *in confessional*: "Well, at least he put me with my friend, that counts for something... right?"

Gwen *in confessional*: "All the gophers on one team... great"

Noah: "Ok, best 2 out of 3 wins, first sport up... kickball"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "That's a sport?"

Noah: "Ok, team two, you're up first, team one, choose your pitcher and get playing"

*game starts, Courtney's up, Justin's pitching*

Justin: "Why hello Courtney, such a pleasure to see you again"

Courtney: "Can it and pitch already"

Justin: "If you say so..."

*pitches the ball, Courtney misses*

Noah: "Strike one"

Justin: "Here comes another one...."

*Courtney misses*

Bridgette: "What are you doing?!"

Courtney: "Just watch"

*Justin pitches, Courtney kicks it with all her power, the ball zooms straight into Justins face*

Justin: "AHHH MY FACE!!!!"

Noah: "Woah..."

Courtney: "Oops, sorry, wait... no I'm not!"

*Justin pitches to Bridgette, she hits it into deep left field, Courtney scores, Bridgette gets to third*

Justin: "Hit me again, and you're gone tonight"

Courtney: "I'm terrified..."

*Justin pitches it, Courtney hits it into his gut*

Justin: "How are you doing this?!? *keels over*"

Courtney: "I'm smart"

*Bridgette scores*

Justin: "You won't hit me, would you?"

Bridgette: "We'll see"

*Justin pitches, Bridgette hits it directly to Gwen, Bridgette gets out, Gwen throws to Justin at first, getting Courtney out*

Noah: "Ok, switch sides"

Courtney: "That was only two outs!"

Noah: "Want me to disqualify your team?"

Courtney: "No"

Noah: "Good, team one, you're up"

*team two looks around the field*

Bridgette: "Isn't this unfair?"

Noah: "Yes, which is why, I'm pitching for you"

*everyone's mouth drops*

Noah: "What? Just cause I hate sports doesn't mean I can't play"

*Justin's up, Noah aims the ball and throws it, Justin misses, falling down because he's off balance*

Justin: "Don't do that!"

Noah: "Oh, my mistake..."

*throws the ball, Justin hits it, it rolls to Noah, he chucks it at Justins face, getting him out*

Justin: "OW!!"

Izzy: "Is it just me, or is Justin losing his godly hotness?"

Gwen: "Yea, he is"

*Noah pitches to Gwen, she hits it to center field, getting a double*

Noah: "You got lucky"

*Noah pitches to Izzy, she destroys it, sending it into the woods in back of the field, Izzy and Gwen score*

Noah: "Dangit.."

*Noah walks into the woods and gets the ball, he pitches to Justin, who nails it to Courtney, she drops it and tosses it at Justins face, which is now bruised*

Justin: "Ow...."

Noah: "Switch sides, next point wins it"

Gwen *in confessional*: "I may hate Noah, but I like his strategy"

Gwen: "I'll pitch"

*Gwen pitches to Bridgette, she hits it to right field, getting a single*

Noah: "I'm up"

Courtney: "You're on our team now?"

Noah: "Why not"

*Gwen pitches to Noah, he hits it about 2 feet in front of him, he runs as fast as he can to first, getting there in time, Bridgette's on second, Noah on first*

Noah: "Just hit Bridgette home Courtney!"

Courtney: "I'll try..."

*Gwen pitches to Courtney, she misses*

Courtney: "Sorry"

*Courtney misses again*

Noah: "What's wrong?"

Courtney: "Nothing..."

*Courtney hits the ball to deep center, getting Bridgette home*

Noah: "Team two wins, next sport.... *looks at Justin* football"

Justin: "AW CMON!!!"

Noah: "First to 14 wins, I'm not gonna be on your team this time Courtney and Bridgette, so good luck"

Courtney: "Ok... we can do this Bridgette"

Bridgette: "With Izzy on the other team? Doubtful"

Noah: "Ok, Courtney, your team returns first"

Courtney: "Ok"

*Justin kicks the ball, not very far, Bridgette runs up and gets it, she runs about 20 yards before getting tackled by Izzy*

Courtney: "Good job Bridgette"

Bridgette: "Thanks"

*Bridgette becomes QB, Courtney passes to her and runs up the field, Bridgette tosses it to Courtney, but it gets intercepted by Gwen, who then runs it down the field to the endzone, scoring for team one*

Izzy: "YEA GWEN!!"

Gwen: "Wow... that was fun"

*Gwen becomes QB, tossing to Izzy, who runs into the endzone for the 2 point conversion*

Noah: "8-0"

*Courtney kicks the ball, Justin catches it, who it tackled by Bridgette*

Justin: "Ow"

*Gwen passes to Justin, who rushes about 25 yards, who then has to lateral to Izzy, who rushes for the endzone, scoring the remaining points needed*

Noah: "Team one wins!"

Courtney *in confessional*: "Ok, that, was seriously, pathetic"

Noah: "Next sport.... Dodgeball, first to get everyone on the other team out twice, wins, oh, and I'll be participating"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Great"

*at the dodgeball court*

Noah: "Ready to lose, Gophers?"

Justin: "Oh you are so going down!"

*Noah and Justin both grab a ball, Courtney grabs one ans tosses it to Bridgette, who hits Gwen, Justin throws it at Noah, who tosses the ball he had to Courtney, catching the one Justin threw*

Bridgette: "Nice one Noah!"

*Izzy gets a ball, and throws it at Bridgette, who was distracted, Noah throws a ball at Izzy, who catches it and brings Gwen back, Courtney throws the ball at Gwen the minute she steps on the court, Izzy throws the ball at Courtney, who catches it*

Noah: "Alright, one more and we win"

*Bridgette and Gwen grab a ball, both throwing at the same time, Gwen gets out, but Bridgette catches the ball she threw*

Noah: "Just two more people"

*Justin throws the ball at Noah, who catches it, Izzy throws a ball at Noah, who can't dodge fast enough, Bridgette throws a ball at Izzy, who catches it and brings Justin back, both throwing to Courtney, who gets out*

Noah: "It's tied up now"

*Gwen gets a ball and throws it at Noah for a quick out, Courtney throws one at Justin, but Izzy jumps in the way and catches it, Bridgette throws at Izzy, who dodges it, but hits Justin*

Noah: "So close"

*Bridgette throws a ball at Gwen, who dodges it, Justin then throws at Bridgette, hitting her for the win*

Noah: "Dangit... well, the person who gets invinciblity is Gwen, good job, ceremony time"

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "Well, I'm back, and nice challenges Noah, well, since Gwen and Noah get invincibilty, here you go *tosses them Chris'* when I call you're name, I'll throw you a Chirs.... Bridgette... Justin"

Noah *in confessional*: "Well, that sucks"

Chris: "The last Chris goes to....... Courtney"

Justin *in confessional*: "AW CMON!!! CAN'T I GET ONE BREAK?!?!"

Izzy: "See ya guys... *swings to the limosine on a vine*"

Chris: "Well, that was weird, theres 5 of you left, the host now will NOT get invincibilty, since it'd be unfair"

Courtney: "It already was"

Chirs: "Whatever, well, see ya next time!"

*cut the before the ceremony*

Noah: "So, Justin, who you voting for?"

Justin: "Courtney"

Noah: "Yea, I think I will too..."

*girls trailer*

Gwen: "So it's agreed, Justin goes tonight?"

Courtney: "Yep"

Bridgette: "Yep"

Izzy: "Whatever"

Noah *taps on the window*: "Courtney, I need to talk to you"

Gwen: "Aww how cute"

*outside*

Courtney: "Yes?"

Noah: "Justin is voting for you, I told him I was too, but I'm gonna vote for Izzy"

Courtney: "Why?"

Noah: "She's crazy and dangerous, nothing can change that, but for Justin, get rid of his looks, and he has nothing, we can get him out anytime, this may be one of our only chances to get Izzy out"

Courtney: "Hmm.... I see... Ok, I'll see what I can do"

*inside the girls trailer*

Courtney: "Gwen, Bridgette, I need to talk to you"

Bridgette: "About what? Your love life?"

Courtney: "Just get out here!"

*Izzy listens in*

Courtney: "Vote Izzy"

Bridgette: "Why?"

Courtney: "She's dangerous, Justin just has looks, if we get rid of them, he has nothing, this is our only chance to get Izzy out!"

Gwen: "Yea, whatever"

Bridgette: "Ok"

[terminoob]

Episode 17: Is this really fair?

Noah *in confessional*: "Final 5, two gophers left, good odds"

Courtney *in confessional*: "YES! Final 5!!"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Final 5, twice in a row, I think I'm next out..."

*girls trailer*

Bridgette: "Ya know, we could just get both those guys out back to back, and have an all girl final 3"

Gwen: "We could... but then, where's the fun in beating them when they're so close?"

Courtney: "Justin is definitley the next to go"

Bridgette: "I hear that, and he knows it"

Gwen: "Wonder what he's gonna do about out"

Bridgette: "Hopefully he doesn't win next challenge... otherwise we'd have to vote one of us"

Gwen: "Why do you say that?"

Bridgette: "Cause there's no way Courtney would ever vote for Noah"

Courtney: "You don't know that, it's a million bucks! I'd get one of my best friends out for that"

*guys trailer*

Noah: "So, get your fill Justin, you're gone next"

Justin: "That's what you think"

Noah: "What, are you in denial or something? I have the girls on my side, I can get Courtney to do anything I want"

Justin: "Yea right"

Noah: "Believe what you want"

*girls trailer*

Bridgette: "So would you really vote off Noah if you had the chance, Courtney?"

Courtney: "Of course, it's one million dollars, I'd vote anyone off at this point"

Gwen: "Really? That's pretty mean"

Courtney: "So? It's a game people, you gotta play to win!"

Bridgette: "True, so, who are we voting off?"

Gwen: "Lets flip a coin, heads, Justin, tails, Noah"

*Gwen flips the coin*

Courtney: "So?"

Gwen: "Tails"

Courtney: "Ok, Noah is gone next challenge"

Bridgette: "Yep"

*guys trailer*

Justin: "Just watch Noah, Courtney will turn on you in an instant"

Noah: "Yea right"

Justin: "Now whos in denial?"

Noah: "Shut it"

Justin: "Someone's a little touchy tonight..."

*at the set*

Chris: "Congratulations on making it this far! What an odd bunch... Bridgette, Gwen, Courtney, Noah and Justin..."

Gwen: "So what's our challenge?"

Chris: "Glad you asked... I think this is one of my favorite challenges so far"

Courtney: "Why?"

Chris: "Because... I called a few people to help out... and I think you'll like them, very much"

Bridgette: "Who are they?"

Chris: "You'll find out soon, but, for now, they are behind these doors! *points to the doors* When I call your name, come up, and choose a door, the person behind that door will be your partner for this challenge, but will not continue on in the game"

Courtney *in confessional*: "This seems a bit unfair, doesn't it? I mean, we don't even know who our partners are..."

Chris: "5 doors, 5 of you, Gwen, you're up first, choose a door"

Gwen: "Uhh, door 3"

Chris: "And let's see who's behind door number 3! Chef, open... that... door!"

*Chef opens the door to reveal LeShawna*

Gwen: "LeShawna??! COOL!!!"

LeShawna: "Whats up Gwen? Long time no see"

Chris: "Noah, pick a door!"

Noah: "I'll have to go with door number 1"

Chris: "Chef, open that door!"

*Chef opens the door to reveal Ezekiel*

Noah: "Aw Cmon!!"

Chris: "Justin, choose a door"

Justin: "Let's see... 4!"

Chris: "Chef, open the door!"

*Chef opens the door to reveal DJ*

Justin: "DJ? Not that great... but I can live with it"

Chris: "Bridgette, pick a door!"

Bridgette: "5"

Chris: "Chef, open door number 5!"

*Chef opens the door to reveal Geoff*

Bridgette: "EEEE!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!"

Geoff: "RIGHT ON!!!!"

Chris: "Ok, Courtney, you have one choice, door 2, or, you can choose between the contestants already picked, and have someone else take door 2"

Courtney: "That depends, who's behind door 2?"

Chris: "Can't say, but, I doubt you'd like to see them right now"

Courtney: "See me, or see Noah with me?"

Chris: "Just you"

Courtney: "Well, since I think I know who it is, I'll take the door"

Chris: "Ok, before we open it, who do you think it is?"

Courtney: "Jake"

Chris: "What a great guess... Chef, open the door!"

*Chef opens the door to reveal Duncan*

Duncan: "Hello, Courtney"

Courtney *in confessional*: "I have no words to describe what just happened..."

Duncan: "I hope you're ready to lose and join me in the bleachers...."

Courtney: "Chris? Can I switch?"

Chris: "That's up to Duncan"

Duncan: "No way"

Chris: "Then no"

Courtney: "Great..."

Chris: "Ok, the teams are Gwen and LeShawna, Noah and Ezekiel, Justin and DJ, Courtney and Duncan, and uh... where's Geoff and Bridgette?"

*cut to behind a nearby tree to show Geoff and Bridgette making out*

Chris: "GET OUT HERE!!!"

Geoff: "No need to scream..."

Chris: "As I was saying... the teams are Gwen and LeShawna, Noah and Ezekiel, Justin and DJ, Geoff and Bridgette, and Courtney and Duncan, ready to find out the challenge?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "The challenge will be........ a quiz!!!"

Gwen: "What?"

Chris: "Yep, a quiz on fellow contestants, it could be about players here now, or players in the bleachers, either way, you gotta answer to win, first team to answer 10 correct get immunity"

Noah: "Wait, aren't we supposed to choose a host?"

Chris: "Nah, I'll be doing this one myself, everyone go to the stage and wait for the challenge, you will select your answers on the computer under your chair, push the button you want, and select 'Answer', got that?"

*everyone nods*

Duncan *in confessional*: "I cannot wait to get revenge on Courtney... it's gonna be fun"

Chris: "Oh, one more thing, every contestant will vote today, meaning the 5 chosen just for this challenge will vote someone out, but you can't vote for them"

Courtney *in confessional*: "Great..."

Chris: "Ok, below your seats you should find a small device, that is what you will use to answer these questions, ready to play?"

Noah: "Ezekiel, just let me answer everything ok?"

Ezekiel: "Uhh, I can't do that, eh"

Noah: "What? Why not? Chris, why can't I answer the questions myself?"

Chris: "Oh, I forgot to explain that part, ya see.... you're fate, rests in the person next to you!"

Courtney: "So we're helpless?"

Chris: "Yep, your partner will answer everything, you can't do anything to stop them"

Courtney *in confessional*: "This just got a whole lot worse..."

Chris: "Oh, and remember when I said first to 10 get immunity?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "I lied.... the first 4 groups to get 10 right get immunity, the last group, however, will go directly to the bleachers"

Bridgette: "Geoff, you know I love you, but please, do not throw this challenge"

Geoff: "Got it"

Chris: "Ok, everyone ready?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "Then, let's see how well you know everyone and what has happened here! Ok, first question, who was voted out in the cooking episode of the first season?"

Courtney: "I know this one!!!"

Duncan: "Hmm... Beth, Owen, Cody or Justin..... I'll go with Justin"

Courtney: "But Justin and Cody weren't even in that episode!!!"

Duncan: "Yea, I know"

*Duncan pushes the button next to Justin*

Noah: "You know who got voted out?"

Ezekiel: "I think, eh, I watched it on TV.... uhhh.... let's see...."

*Ezekiel pushes the button next to Beth*

Justin: "DJ, this isn't hard"

DJ: "I know"

*DJ pushes the button next to Beth*

*Geoff pushes the button next to Beth*

Gwen: "You remember this?"

LeShawna: "Of course"

*LeShawna pushes the button next to Beth*

Chris: "Well, looks like all but one group that right, Chef, the display board please!"

*Chef carries a digital score boad*

Chris: "Ok, next question, which one of the following is still a couple?"

*the device displays Gwen and Trent, LeShawna and Harold, Beth and Cody, and Duncan and Courtney*

Duncan: "Hmm... LeShawna and Harold, definitley"

Courtney: "STOP IT!!!"

*Duncan pushes the button next to LeShawna and Harold*

Duncan: "Oops"

Courtney: "UGH!!!!"

Gwen: "LeShawna, you better know this one"

LeShawna: "Of course I do girl, don't worry, we're gonna win"

*LeShawna pushes the button next to Gwen and Trent*

DJ: "This is too easy"

*DJ pushes the button next to Gwen and Trent*

Ezekiel: "Uhh... I think I know this one..."

*Ezekiel pushes the button next to Beth and Cody*

Noah: "Wrong one..."

Ezekiel: "Woops"

*Geoff and Bridgette are making out*

Chris: "GEOFF, BRIDGETTE!!!!"

Geoff: "What"

Chris: "Answer the question"

Geoff: "Oh, ok"

*Geoff pushes the button next to Gwen and Trent*

Chris: "Well, two groups got that one wrong, next question! Who got voted out on the horror movie challenge this season?"

Duncan: "Heather, DJ, Trent, or LeShawna.... DJ no question"

*Duncan pushes the button next to DJ*

Courtney: "Why are you doing this to me?"

Duncan: "Cause I'm evil and vindictive"

Ezekiel: "Oh, this is an easy one, eh"

*Ezekiel pushes the button next to Heather*

Gwen: "LeShawna, you know this, you voted her off"

LeShawna: "Yep, greatest day of this season"

*LeShawna pushes the button next to Heather*

Bridgette: "Geoff, push the button"

Geoff: "Ok"

*Geoff pushes the button next to Heather*

Justin: "DJ, we know who it is, right?"

DJ: "Of course"

*DJ pushes the button next to Heather*

Chris: "Ok, score so far, 3-3-3-2-0, next question...."

*time passes*

Chris: "Ok, score is Gwen and LeShawna have 8, Noah and Ezekiel have 6, Justin and DJ have 7, Geoff and Bridgette have 8, Duncan and Courtney have 0, next question is.... who did Courtney like this season?"

Duncan: "Hmmm... me, Noah, Justin, or Jake.... Jake, of course"

*Duncan pushes the button next to Jake*

Gwen: "Too easy"

LeShawna: "Got that right"

*LeShawna pushes the button next to Noah*

Noah: "Ezekiel, get this wrong, and I hit you with a book"

Ezekiel: "Ok, ok..."

*Ezekiel pushes the button next to Noah*

Bridgette: "Geoff, get this wrong, and no making out until the challenge is over for us"

Geoff: "*gasp* Ok, ok"

*Geoff pushes the button next to Noah*

Justin: "DJ, you know this, right?"

DJ: "Duh"

*DJ pushes the button next to Noah*

Chris: "Ok, Gwen and LeShawna, Geoff and Bridgette, you guys need one more point to win, DJ and Justin, 2 points, Noah and Ezekiel, 3, and Duncan and Courtney need 10..."

Courtney *in confessional*: "I am so going home today....*sniff* Bye everyone... good luck Noah..."

Chris: "Next question... Which couple currently resides in the bleachers?"

Duncan: "Owen and Izzy, Lindsay and Tyler, or Harold and LeShawna Owen and Izzy, no question"

Courtney: "UGH!!!!'

*Duncan pushes the button next to Owen and Izzy*

Justin: "DJ?"

DJ: "I know it"

*DJ pushes the button next to Lindsay and Tyler*

Bridgette: "Geoff, this is our last question, you got this?"

Geoff: "Of course"

*Geoff pushes the button next to Lindsay and Tyler*

Gwen: "You obviously know this"

LeShawna: "Of course"

*LeShawna pushes the button next to Lindsay and Tyler*

Noah: "Ezekiel, we're close, just don't get anymore wrong"

Ezekiel: "Ok, eh, I'm not as stupid as I look..."

*Ezekiel pushes the button next to Lindsay and Tyler*

Chris: "Ok, Geoff and Bridgette, Gwen and LeShawna, you guys are done, congratulations"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Woo, not going home today!"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "That was really easy"

Chris: "Ok, for the rest of you, next question... who won season one?"

Duncan: "Gwen or Owen.... Gwen"

*Duncan pushes the button next to Gwen*

Courtney: "Just get me out of here now..."

DJ: "Easy"

*DJ pushes the button next to Owen*

Ezekiel: "Uhh.... ok... lets see..."

*Ezekiel pushes the button next to Owen*

Chris: "Ok, DJ and Justin, you guys are done, Noah and Ezekiel, one more point, and you guys win"

Courtney: "Gotta think.... oh!! Duncan, if you win this, then I'll dump Noah and you can torture him as much as you want"

Duncan: "Nice try"

Courtney: "What? You don't believe me?"

Duncan: "Nope"

*Courtney kisses Duncan*

Courtney: "Believe me now?"

Duncan: "I guess"

Chris: "Ok, next question...."

*time passes*

Noah: "HOW ARE YOU GETTING THESE QUESTIONS WRONG?!?!!?!?!?!?"

Ezekiel: "No need to shout, eh"

Noah: "You're kidding right? We're tied with Courtney and Duncan!! They had 0 points like 5 minutes ago!!!"

Chris: "Next question, who got voted out first this season? This is a lightning round, first one to buzz in the right answer wins"

Noah: "Get this right or else"

Ezekiel: "Ok, ok"

*Ezekiel pushes the button next to Lindsay as fast as he can, Duncan is one second behind*

Chris: "And we have our last winners!!! Noah and Ezekiel!!! Congratulations, Duncan and Courtney, not so much, you guys are outta here!!"

Duncan: "Revenge is sweet"

Courtney: "Oh shut it"

Noah: "See ya Courtney"

Chris: "Ok, LeShawna, Geoff, Ezekiel, DJ, time for you guys to go as well"

Bridgette: "Bye Geoff..."

Geoff: "See ya babe"

Chris: "And there you have it, the final 4 of Total Drama Action, Gwen, Bridgette, Justin, and Noah, it's a true battle of the genders here folks, who will be going home next? Who knows, but it's gonna be soooo sweet!!!"

[terminoob]

Episode 18: The ultimate fantastical loser show extravaganza

Chris: "Well folks, it's down to the Final 4 here at Total Drama Island, Gwen, the goth chick who has the hots for Trent, we have Bridgette, the typical surfer chick whos obviously got the hots for Geoff, there's also Justin, the male model, and last but not least, Noah, the egotistacle, cynical mastermind who had the hots for Courtney, but sadly, Duncan won her back. Who out of these 4 contestants will reign supreme? Who will get bragging rights for a few weeks? And, most importantly, who will win the 1 million dollar cash prize that comes along with it? Who knows, but, for this week, we'll let the losers take a stand, and see what they have to say about everything. It's gonna be hardcore!!!"

*at the bleachers*

Chris: "Stop the presses everybody!!"

*cricket chirps*

Geoff: "What?"

Chris: "Sorry, just always wanted to say that, hehe"

Duncan: "Why are you here?"

Chris: "Why AREN'T I here Duncan, is the question"

Duncan: "No, I'm pretty sure mine was the question"

Chris: "Oh fine, I'm here because I'm letting you guys take a stand and say what you have to about these four remaining contestants!"

Duncan: "What's the catch?"

Chris: "Why do you think there's a catch?"

Duncan: "Because usualy you'd be making these guys suffer, so there has to be a catch"

Chris: "Oh fine, you dragged it out of me, you're going to take a stand..... IN SONG!!"

Duncan: "Dear god, when I thought it couldn't get any worse..."

Chris: "Hey, you asked if there was a catch"

Cody: "So how will this work?"

Chris: "I'll pick groups to represent each remaining contestant, the 3 groups that do the best, their contestants will move on to the final 3!"

Heather: "So, you're giving us power to basically choose the final 3?"

Chris: "That's right"

Heather: "Ok"

Chris: "Ok, lets see.... Izzy, Heather, DJ, Duncan, Courtney, Owen, you guys get Justin"

Owen *in confessional*: "YES YES YES!!! OH THANK YOU GOD YES!!!!!..... I FINALLY GOT MALLOMARS!!!"

Chris: "Ok, Harold, Trent, LeShawna, Geoff, Katie, Saide, you guys get Noah"

Trent *in confessional*: "Not so bad"

Chris: "Tyler, Lindsay, Cody, Ezekiel, Jake, Beth, you guys get Gwen"

Cody *in confessional*: "SWEET!!!"

Trent: "Umm, Chris, what about Bridgette?"

Chris: "Oh, yea, her, well, see, she's so popular, we just decided to let her advance to the final 3, so, the 2 teams that do the best move on"

Heather: "That doesn't seem fair"

Chris: "Heather, telling us what's fair, oh my god, hell has frozen over"

Heather: "Shut it Chris"

Chris: "And she's back! Ok, you guys get one day to compose something"

Trent: "Just a day?"

Chris: "Want me to make it a few hours?"

Trent: "No no, a day is good"

Chris: "That's what I thought, I'll be back to check on you in 24 hours, so, get ready!"

*Gwen's team*

Cody: "Ok guys, what should we say about Gwen?"

Lindsay: "She's mean"

Cody: "Something good about her..."

Tyler: "Uh, she's a good competitor?"

Cody: "Ok, we're getting somewhere"

Beth: "Ooo oo!! I like her lipstick!!"

Lindsay: "Oh yea, me too! Blue toootally works for her!"

Cody: "Ok..."

Ezekiel: "Why don't you say something about her, eh, you're like, in love with her"

Cody: "Ok, we'll put that in"

*Noahs team*

Trent: "This kid is smart"

Geoff: "Oh yea, got that right, he's devious too"

Katie: "He isn't fun to be around..."

Sadie: "Oh, I know, he's really mean"

LeShawna: "He isn't mean, he's sarcastic, there's a difference people, dang!"

Trent: "I agree with LeShawna, I think we should put that in"

Katie: "Why are we even doing this? It's obvious we're gonna win, Trent can play guitar, no one else can"

Trent: "True, but we still need lyrics to a song"

*Justin's team*

Owen: "THIS GUY IS SO FREAKIN HOT!!"

Izzy: "Oh yea, I know, that should be our song!!"

Heather: "Whatever, I don't even care at this point"

Courtney: "I hate Justin, we need to lose this for him"

Duncan: "Why do you hate him? What'd he do to you?"

Courtney: "He tried to steal me from Noah! Uh... I mean... steal me from you!!"

Duncan: "I knew it!!!"

DJ: "Can't we just focus on this challenge?"

Duncan: "You guys can, I'm out, see ya"

Courtney: "Come back Duncan!!"

DJ: "SHUT UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!"

*everyone looks over, shocked*

Geoff: "Uhh, you alright DJ?"

DJ: "All this time... I've tried to be the peacekeeper, but who listens to me? No one!! No one cares what I say! No one cares about anything I have to say unless it's about how to win a challenge, or some alliance thing, everyone just SHUT UP AND DO THE CHALLENGE!!! THESE PEOPLE ARE OUR FRIENDS!!!!"

*DJ passes out*

Heather: "O...k....."

*one day passes*

Chris: "So, are you guys ready to present your song?"

*everyone nods*

Chris: "Ok... lets get started!! Noah... Justin... Gwen... lets see.... JUSTIN!! You guys are up!"

Owen: "Lets go everyone!!"

Heather *whispers*: "What are we going to do?"

Owen: "Oh, right...hehe... Chris, can we go last?"

Chris: "Why?"

Heather: "Umm... uh... cause you always save the best for last!"

Chris: "Whatever, Noah's team, you guys are up!"

Katie: "Lets get dancing Sadie!"

Sadie: "Yea!"

*Katie and Sadie start dancing with no music*

Chris: "Anytime guys"

*Trent looks back to his team*

Trent: "What are we going to do?!"

Geoff: "I don't know dude, just sing about how you feel of the kid"

Trent: "*gulp* Ok, uhh... LeShawna, Geoff... you're back up vocals.... Harold... give me a beat I guess"

Harold: "Sweet"

Chris: "Today people today!!"

Trent: "Hold on Chris, we're getting ready"

Chris: "You have 30 seconds"

Trent: "Ok, we're ready"

Chris: "Finally... go!"

Trent: "Is it ok if I use a song I already know for this?"

Chris: "As long as it describes Noah, feel free"

Trent: "Really? Cool"

Chris: "Yea yea, just go! You had a whole day for this!"

Trent: "*gulp* Here goes nothing....

It's how the hustle goes, see what the jukebox knows.

Put my last quarter on and play "Authority Song"

Honesty or Mystery? Tell me I'm not scared anymore.

I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I? I don't seem obvious do I?

The DJ never has it, J A M C automatic

If those were Roy's headphones you bet he'd play "What goes on"

Honesty or Mystery? Tell me I'm not scared anymore.

I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I? I don't seem obvious do I?

Oh I'm here that means something doesn't it?

Oh won't you dance with me a little bit?

Oh you won't notice, I guess the musics too loud.

It's how the hustle goes, it's how the jukebox knows

Put my last quarter on, I play "Authority Song"

Honesty or Mystery? Tell me I'm not scared anymore.

Saying anything you want won't scare me anymore.

Honesty or Mystery? Want something else?

Just tell me I'm not scared anymore. I got no secret purpose, I don't seem obvious do I? I don't seem obvious do I?

*everyone is shocked*

Trent: "Well? How was it? It's called Authority Song by Jimmy Eat World"

Chris: "That... was... amazing!!!"

Heather: "What?! We want to sing a song already made!"

Chris: "Sorry, only people who go first can"

Heather: "Ugh, that's so unfair!"

Chris: "Yea, I know, so, you guys want to go now, or last?"

Heather: "We'll go last"

Chris: "Ok, Gwen's team is up"

Ezekiel: "Ok, eh, lets do this thing!"

Cody: "Woah woah woah, what do you think you're doing?"

Ezekiel: "Uhh, grabbing a microphone?"

Cody: "Ha, very funny, you think you're singing this song?"

Ezekiel: "I am the best singer here, eh"

Cody: "Uh, no you're not"

Tyler: "Shut up and both do it!"

Cody: "....Fine, but I won't like it"

Ezekiel: "Whatever eh"

Chris: "So, what do we have here?"

Cody: "Uhh, we sorta put together a play... I guess"

Chris: "How sweet, I hate sweet, just play"

Cody: "Here goes nothing... ready Ezekiel?"

Ezekiel: "As I'll ever be, eh"

Cody: "Ok... uhh... everyone else... you guys know what to do, right?"

*everyone else nods*

Cody: "Ok... well... *gulp* here goes nothing...

(I will switch colors between Cody and Ezekiel, Cody is RED while Ezekiel is Green)

Why can't I breath as I look at you, oh tell me why!!

I cannot feel a heart beat when I look at you, oh tell me why!!

Why are you so magnificant, oh tell me why!! Why do I fall for you!! Tell me why!!!

I think I found the reason, and I think you'll want to hear it!

HERE IT IS!!

Your hair

Your lips

Your eyes, they twinkle as I see you!

Your bod

Your voice

Your hands, they're mine!

Your uniquness, oh dear god it's fine!

Those are the reasons why I can't breath

Those are the reasons why my heart stops

So please, tell me you wanna be mine!

I can take rejection it's fine!

Just let me know, so I can start beathing

So my heart starts beating!

(I totally ripped off part of 7 things I like about you =P)

Ezekiel: "So, how was that, eh"

Chris: "Zeke, dude, who knew you could sing like that"

Ezekiel: "I did, eh"

Chris: "Oh... right... hehe... by the way, liked how you acted everything out in the back guys, little reminder, might wanna listen to the song first so your movements match it! Looks like we have one more group..."

Heather: "Yea yea, we're going we're going"

Owen: "This, is the best song in the history of the world"

Chris: "Well then lets hear it!"

Owen: "Ok... hold on... *whispers* Who's gonna sing it?"

Courtney: "I will, I have a good singing voice"

Owen: "Ok, then, do you know it?"

Courtney: "Of course"

(Italics mean backup vocals)

Who's hot?

Justin

Who's hot?

Justin

Who's evil?

Justin

Who's evil?

Justin

That's right, now sing it again!

Who's hot?

Justin

Who's hot?

Justin

Who's evil?

Justin

Who's evil?

Justin

Yeah....*voice fades out*

Chris: "What the heck was that?!?"

Heather: "It was the best we could come up with, I mean, look at him! *holds up a picture of Justin*

Chris: "Tsk tsk... you guys really sucked..."

Duncan: "Tell me about it"

Chris: "Well, I think it's obvious who our winners are, Gwen's team, Noah's team, congratulations! You guys won!"

Trent: "Sweet"

Cody: "I knew we couldn't lose"

Chris: "Time to head to the set!"

*at the ceremony on the set*

Chris: "Well, welcome final 4, before we begin, I'd like to inform you, that the losers decided your fate in this game"

Gwen: "And?"

Chris: "Hold on... Bridgette, you.... are moving to the final 3!!"

Bridgette: "SWEET!!! THANK YOU!!"

Chris: "Ok... I have two more spots open, Bridgette, take a stand over at the stage and await your fellow contestants... let's see..... Noah, you...... are moving to the final 3!!"

Noah: "I knew it"

Chris: "Take a spot over by Bridgette"

Bridgette: "Congrats Noah"

Noah: "Thanks, congrats to you too"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "Was that Noah being nice? Ha, that's funny"

Chris: "We have one spot open, Gwen, Justin, you two were both very good competitors, but only one of you will move on..... Justin, you.... are not moving to the final 3, which means the last spot goes to Gwen!!"

Gwen: "YES!!! YES!!!"

Chris: "Justin, hate to see ya go, but you're team sucked majorly, so, too bad, we saved a spot for you at the bleachers, you can go there now"

Justin: "Whatever"

*after Justin leaves*

Chris: "Ok, first off, congratulations final 3, you worked hard, and it payed off, but sadly, after this, only two will move on to compete for the million dollars, but, before that happens, I need to come up with a challenge, you guys can take a break for a bit, and Noah, you got that trailer to yourself dude, live it up"

Noah: "Nice"

Chris: "Ok, see you guys in a couple days, until then.... well... I don't have any parting words, so, see you in a couple days!"

[terminoob]

Episode 19: In theory, this should work

Chris: "Welcome! We're at the final 3, here at TDA, and while we wait for them to get ready for todays challenge, here's a recap of what's happened so far!"

*flashback*

Chris: "In the first episode, we put the contestants on a challenge to create a drama film! Sadly, team 2 lost, and it was Lindsay, who recieved the boot that day. Second time around, we put the contestants to the test, when they had to make a real laugh after watching terrible comedy movies, unfortunately, it was Owen, who got the axe that day, for waking his team up at 3am. Third time's the charm, literally! We had the campers go on dates and act like a couple, Gwen and Trent triumphed and Beth was sent home that day, proving that not everyone can look as good as Justin. When the fourth challenge was here, Courtney was the one brought back to the set, in a special loser-centric episode! Fifth challenge, Heather was finally kicked off, when DJ faced his fears and killed the murder in his movie. Sixth time, the losers got yet ANOTHER challenge thrown their way, when they were the first to test out the Awake-a-thon challenge, again! Noah, Ezekiel, and Cody won, and they were dropped off on the set the next day. Seventh challenge, Noah sword revenge on the ex-gophers for wrongly kicking him out last season, but, failed when he fell head over heals, for Courtney, Duncan's girl, Noah got a recording of Courtney saying she wanted Duncan out, and it happened, Duncan and DJ got the axe that day in a special, double elimation episode! Eighth challenge was exciting, as we introduced a re-vamped paintball deer hunt challenge! Noah and Gwen were captains, and Noah could've won, but, Geoff and Bridgette made out too much, having Geoff, get the axe that night. Ninth time round, we brought back, yet ANOTHER challenge, the cooking challenge! Gwen, LeShawna, and Trent were set as captains, and, one of my interns, Jake, got put on the show! Unfortunately, that same night, Ezekiel got the boot, for his sexist comments again. Tenth challenge put a stop to a major alliance, if it even did anything! In this alien challenge, contestants were instructed to bring back items of mine to an 'alien', sadly, Harold got the boot, because Justin, is just too hot. Eleventh challenge, we put the contestants to the test, with their worst enemy on the set! Courtney and Cody won immunity in this video game-esque challenge, and Trent, was the one to leave that night. Twelveth challenge was an acting excercise, combined with a fantasy like tale, the contestants paired up with their best friends, and acted like them, to complete the challenge. Cody got the boot, since he failed to act like Noah for the last 3 seconds. Thirteenth time round, two contestants were set up as hosts, in this western show down, and it was LeShawna's time to go. Fourteenth time, they were instructed by Gwen, to recreate equipment broken during the show, and, to the side of that, was a Courtney-Jake-Justin-Noah love quadrilateral heating up, but, that was shortly broken, when Jake stole a kiss from Courtney, causing him, to get the axe. Fifteenth time, Noah was chosen as host, and participated in a sports challenge, shocker. Izzy got the boot, seeing as she is too dangerous to be on the show anymore. Sixteenth time, the final five faced off in a trivia challenge, Courtney was paired with Duncan, Noah with Ezekiel, Bridgette with Geoff, Justin with DJ, and Gwen with LeShawna. Duncan trying to get revenge on Courtney was fufilled, as she got the boot that night, from an automatic vote off. Seventeenth time, the losers decided the fate of the final 4, and they thought Justin should be voted off, as his teams song sucked, having him, exiled from the final 4, and leaving Gwen, Bridgette, and Noah to move on. Who will win it all? Who knows, find out today!"

Gwen: "*yawn* So, Chris, what's the challenge?"

Chris: "That... I have yet to decide!"

Bridgette: "You serious?"

Chris: "Yes"

Noah: "So are we gonna have one or not?"

Chris: "I have an idea of one..."

Bridgette: "So is it gonna be based off a movie genre or not?"

Chris: "Eh..."

Noah: "What does, eh... mean?"

Chris: "Sorta"

Gwen: "Can you just give us the challenge already?"

Chris: "Well... see... we kinda used up most of the movie genres, and I cant think of anymore that we could do"

Noah: "And?.."

Chris: "I went with a fun challenge instead"

Bridgette: "And by fun, you mean tortureous to us?"

Chris: "What other fun is there?"

Gwen: "Of course..."

Chris: "Well, I think this job should be an excellent experience"

Gwen: "Wait... job?"

Noah *in confessional*: "If it's what I think it is, then get another one, cause I'm not doing it"

Chris: "That's right, you're all going to be interns for a day!"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "Oh no, not that, that's worse than any challenge"

Gwen *in confessional*: "Nope, not doing it"

Chris: "The two that can last, or, for that matter... survive, for a day, move on to the final 2"

Bridgette: "One of us might die?"

Chris: "Maybe"

Gwen: "Oh great..."

Chris: "Challenge starts in half an hour, better get ready"

*guys trailer*

Noah: "Well, I finally get a trailer to myself, and might not last long enough to enjoy it..."

*Noah lies down*

Noah: "Might as well get rested, only one gopher here left, and I want her gone, then they'll be sorry for voting me out"

*girls trailer*

Bridgette *writing*: "Let's see.... my surfboard should go to my sister.... my sweatshirt to Geoff..."

Gwen: "What are you doing?"

Bridgette: "Writing my will"

Gwen: "I see"

Bridgette: "I'm not weird!!"

Gwen: "Oh no... you're very far from it..."

Bridgette: "Thank you... now, where was I... oh, right, my pet dolphins can go to Sea World..."

*Gwen rolls her eyes*

Bridgette: "Hey, it can't hurt, can it?"

Gwen: "I'm not gonna die"

Bridgette: "And now who's the crazy one..."

*guys trailer*

Noah: "Almost the final 2... one more challenge between me and it... wonder if Courtney is cheering for me... speaking of which, wonder who she's doing over there with Duncan, must be torture"

*losers bleachers*

Courtney: "Why did you do that Duncan?! I would still be in this if it wasn't for you!"

Duncan: "If it wasn't for me, you'd be making out with Noah right about now"

Courtney: "Not true, I'd be making out with you right about now"

Duncan: "I wasn't even in the competition for most of it..."

*Courtney kisses Duncan, they start making out*

*cut back to the set*

Chris: "Contestants, report to the theater at once, your work as interns will now begin!"

*everyone groans as they get there*

Chris: "Ok, ready?"

Noah: "Hardly"

Chris: "Too bad! One of you has spent their last day here, and I hoped you lived it up! Because, the challenge starts...... NOW!!"

Chris: "Ok, 'interns' time to get to testing!"

*everyone groans*

Chris: "First test.... you gotta try out Chef's new 'experiment', you can smell it from here!"

Noah: "And if in the very likely event that we either die, or decide to quit?"

Chris: "You lose"

Noah: "Great..."

*at the kitchen*

Chris *with a clip on his nose*: "Smells rank, doesn't it?"

*everyone nods, with a scared expression on their faces*

Chef: "Hehe... I made this special..."

Bridgette: "What do you call it?"

Chef: "The gut killer"

Gwen: "Do we even want to know why you call it that?"

Chef: "You'll find out soon enough"

Chris: "Remember, you gotta finish all of it!"

Bridgette: "Is it at least vegetarian?"

Chef: "No idea"

Bridgette: "Oh..."

*Chris sets down 3 plates of the stufff and backs away*

Gwen: *gulp* Who's gonna go first?"

Noah: "Ladies first..."

Gwen: "*gulp* O...k.... *takes a bite*"

Bridgette: "Well?"

*Gwen's face turns pale*

Noah: "Not a good sign"

Chris: "Remember, you gotta finish!"

Noah: "I guess I'll take a bite..."

Bridgette: "Me too..."

*both their faces turn pale*

Chris: "Chef, what was in that?"

Chef: "I dunno, I just found some stuff from last season and stuff on the ground"

Chris: "Evil much?"

Chef: "Yep"

Chris: "I like it!"

*Gwen, Noah and Bridgette manage to swallow a couple pieces*

Gwen *whispers*: "We cannot eat this stuff! We'll die!!"

Bridgette: "So what are we supposed to do!?"

Noah: "Just eat..."

Gwen: "Ok, why don't you do that?"

Noah: "I will *shoves the whole thing down his throat*"

Bridgette: "Woah, that... will not end up good"

Noah *trying to hold the food down*: "Chris! I'm done"

Chris: "And we have our first winner! Noah, I believe you'd like to use the washrooms now"

Noah: "Got that right! *runs to the washrooms*"

Chris: "Gwen, Bridgette, you two gotta finish"

Gwen: "We know we know..."

Bridgette: "Just plug your nose when you eat it"

Gwen: "Ok.. if you say so *plugs her nose then eats the food*"

Bridgette: "Well?"

Gwen: "Didn't taste a thing"

Bridgette: "Ok good"

Gwen: "Wait... oh crap, I'm gonna puke..."

Chris: "Not here! You can leave"

Gwen: "Thank you..."

Chris: "Bridgette, gotta finish"

Bridgette: "*gulp* Ok... *shoves the food down her throat*"

Chris: "Ok, all three of you pass this round, say, Chef, why do you call it the gut killer?"

Chef: "It'll give you a massive stomach ache for the entire day"

Chris: "Niiice"

*outside of the washrooms*

Chris: "Ok, everyone passed that round, next round, shopping!"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "Finally, something I can do..."

Chris: "You will be shopping for me!"

Noah: "And what do we need to get?"

Chris: "Hairgel, clothes, shoes, food, hairgel, release forms, lawyers, contracts...."

Noah: "You said hairgel twice"

Chris: "I know"

Noah *in confessional*: "This is going to be a long day..."

*at the store*

Chris: "You guys have 1 hour to get everything needed"

Gwen: "An hour?!?"

Chris: "I'm evil, I know, now go!"

*inside the store*

Noah: "Ok... I'll get the hairgel first I guess..."

*cut to Gwen*

Gwen: "Where am I supposed to find these things?! Ugh.. might as well get the clothes first"

*cut to Bridgette*

Bridgette: "One hour isn't enough for shopping... might as well get the hard things to find first, so, where are the lawyers? Aha!"

*cut to Noah*

Noah: "Ok, two bottles of hairgel down, next stop, clothes, ugh... I am so unhappy right now..."

*cut to Gwen*

Gwen: "Ok, finished with clothes, now what?"

*cut to Bridgette*

Bridgette: "Ok... got the lawyers, the can make contracts and release forms... I'll get the food next"

Chris: "30 MINUTES PEOPLE!!"

Noah: "Crap... well, I got the clothes, I guess I should get the lawyers next..."

*cut to Gwen*

Gwen: "Ok... got food and clothes, hairgel next"

*cut to Bridgette*

Bridgette: "I am so going to win this challenge"

*Noah sees Bridgette walks by, and steals one of her lawyers*

Noah *in confessional*: "He never said anything about not stealing stuff"

Noah: "Ok, I need food next, then I'm finished"

*cut to Gwen*

Gwen: "WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND LAWYERS?!?"

*walks next to a lawyer stand*

Gwen: "Oh... Two lawyers please"

*cut to Bridgette*

Bridgette: "Chris!! I finished!"

Chris: "Let's see... hairgel... hairgel... food... clothes... lawyers..."

Bridgette: "The lawyers will make you contracts and release forms"

Chris: "Ok, we have our first winner"

Noah: "I finished too"

Chris: "Ok, we're waiting for Gwen now"

*5 minutes later*

Gwen: "How'd you guys finish so fast?"

Noah: "We're smart..."

Gwen: "Whatever..."

Chris: "Ok, you all make it past this round, we have one more to go before the days end, meet ya back at the set"

*at the set*

Chris: "Ready?"

Noah: "As we'll ever be..."

Chris: "Good, cause you're gonna test out challenges!!"

Gwen: "WHAT?!?"

Bridgette: "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!"

Noah: "WE'RE GONNA DIE DUDE!!"

Chris: "No need to scream..."

Gwen: "We're going to die today!! What is with you Chris?!"

Chris: "SHUT UP!!! YOU WILL NOT DIE!!!"

Bridgette: "Fine, what are we doing"

Chris: "You're going to test out every challenge from last season!"

Gwen: "Really?"

Chris: "Yep, we gotta use some for next season"

Bridgette: "Great.."

Chris: "First two to finish, or to not drop out, win"

*cut to the camp*

Chris: "First, your gonna jump the cliff, but it's more dangerous now!"

Noah: "I guess I'll go first..."

*Noah jumps off, there is no safe zone, just a ring filled with dozens of sharks*

Noah: "Jeez Chris!!! *starts to swim as fast as he can*"

Chris: "Ok, Noah passed, Bridgette"

Bridgette: "*gulp* Here goes nothing... again"

*lands in the ring, sharks jump out of the water to try and eat her but she swims away*

Chris: "Gwen, you're up"

Gwen: "Oh fine"

*Gwen jumps, missing the ring completely, and swims to shore*

Chris: "Ok, we're going to skip the awake-a-thon, dodgeball time!"

*at the dodgeball court*

Chris: "Ok, these are sensitive dodgeballs, when it hits you, it blows up, and covers you with ink"

Bridgette: "Why?"

Chris: "Thought it'd be cool, now go!"

*Bridgette throws one at Noah, which he dodges, Gwen throws one at Bridgette, and it hits*

Chris: "Ok Bridgette, thank you, you may have a seat"

*Noah throws a ball at Gwen and hits her in the foot*

Chris: "Ok, Noah wins the challenge, you don't have to do the next one"

Noah: "Which is?"

Chris: "We're gonna have you guys face your fears, again!"

Gwen: "Nope, been there, done that"

Chris: "Ok... if you want to be knocked out of the final 2..."

Gwen: "Ugh.. one last time!"

*at the beach, Chris buries Gwen in sand, and leaves Bridgette alone*

Noah: "So how is this supposed to work?"

Chris: "First to cave loses, so, whoever doesn't face their fears gets voted out"

Noah: "Seems simple, but short"

Chris: "Eh, this episode was getting too long anyway"

*30 minutes into the challenge, Gwen is starting to run out of air, and Bridgette is going crazy*

Noah: "How long you think they'll last?"

Chris: "Not much longer"

*Bridgette is running out of the woods, and Gwen is running out of air*

Chris: "They're both going to lose, but the first one to escape their fear loses first"

Noah: "5 bucks says Gwen gets out first"

Chris: "You're on, Bridgette is halfway out of the woods already"

*Gwen is about to run out of air, but she becomes paranoid and tells Chris to dig her up*

Chris: "Ok, Gwen loses the challenge, by about a half second, and I lose 5 bucks..."

Noah: "Sucker"

Chris: "Well, there you have it, the final 2, Noah and Bridgette"

Noah *in confessional*: "I told the gophers they'd pay, and now, I got all of them out, time to go all the way"

Chris: "Who will win the check for one million dollars? It's between the surfer chick and the brainiac, so, it's anyones game at this point!"

[terminoob]

Episode 20: I'm loser challenged, sue me

Chris: "Hello everyone! The final two... Bridgette and Noah!"

Bridgette: "Who are you talking to Chris?"

Chris: "Everyone of course!"

Noah: "Can we just get on with this..."

Chris: "Of course not!"

Bridgette: "Why?"

Chris: "Because, you guys are going to get exploited for every penny you're worth!"

Noah: "We're WORTH 1 million dollars, so just give it to us already"

Chris: "Not so fast, Noah, you gotta earn it!"

Bridgette: "Of course we do, but can we just start the challenge?"

Chris: "No way! You guys are getting record deals, sponsorships, endorsement deals, the whole shabang!"

Noah: "Aren't sponsorships and endorsment deals the same thing?"

Chris: "Certainly not! You know nothing about show biz, not be gone!"

Noah *to Bridgette*: "We know enough to know this show is ridiculous..."

Bridgette: "I know, right?"

Chris: "I heard that!"

Noah: "Good"

Chris: "Just for that, I'm cancelling your record deal!"

Noah: "I can't even sing!! Why would I want one?!"

Chris: "Who doesn't want one!?"

Bridgette: "Me.."

Chris: "Are you serious?!?"

Noah: "Yea... we just want to start this stupid challenge so we can see who gets the million..."

Chris: "Oh fine..."

Bridgette: "So can we start?"

Chris: "Not today, but, I do have a surprise for you guys..."

Noah: "Oh joy, another surprise, what could it possibly be...."

Chris: "You'll see, right now, Chef, the limosine, please!"

*Chef opens up the back door to the limosine, so all the losers can return to the set*

Chris: "Before we get started, you guys will each get to confront the losers on different terms, we will meet at the stage, there, the losers will say what they think about eveything that happened and what they think about you being in the finals over them, if they so choose, they will ask a question that you must answer"

Noah: "That all?"

Chris: "No, but why spoil everything right now?"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "Seems like Chris likes surprises, lets just hope they're good..."

Chris: "Ok, Noah, Bridgette, I believe you know, everyone, everyone, I believe you know Noah and Bridgette, ok, Noah, Bridgette, you guys can adress the losers, Noah, you're up first"

Noah: "Pass"

Chris: "This ain't jepordy bucko, you gotta go up there, make a scene, I really don't care"

Noah: "*sigh* Fine... Hi, everyone, I guess... Umm, well, gophers, suck it, that's all I have to say"

Chris: "This kid keeps it short and sweet, I like that in a person, Bridgette?"

Bridgette: "Uhh, hi? I'm really glad to be here... especially since I made it this far with a broken heart..."

Geoff: "WOO!!! YEA BRIDGETTE!!! I LOVE YOU BABY!!!"

Bridgette: "Hehe... thank you Geoff"

Chris: "Alright, alright, enough mushy stuff, time for the losers to take a stand, yet again"

Duncan: "I'll go first..."

Chris: "Noah, you might wanna wear some hockey gear"

Noah: "He's not that tough, I'm good"

Duncan: "You sure about that?"

Noah: "Pretty sure"

Duncan: "Well, first off, who the heck do you think you are?!?"

Noah: "I'm Noah, nice to meet you, and you're name is?"

Duncan: "Oh, now you're a comedian, eh? Well, stop me if you've heard this one, why the hell did you steal my girlfriend?!"

Noah: "To be completely honest, she was never yours, she was in denial throughout your relationship, she compensated by coming to me"

Duncan: "I'm going to enjoy this so much..."

Chris: "Ok, Duncan, hold it buddy"

Duncan: "You're dead Noah"

Noah: "Ok"

Chris: "Anyone else wanna come up here?"

Geoff: "I wi-"

Chris: "No, you won't"

Geoff: "Harsh..."

Gwen: "I will"

Chris: "Ok, Gw-"

Gwen: "Actually, everyone who was a gopher last season, come up"

Chris: "Ok, that's something different"

*all the gophers come up*

Gwen: "Noah, what do you have against us?!?"

Noah: "What do I have against you guys? Let me see... Oh, that's right... you voted me out over a dumb blonde"

Lindsay: "Hey.. that's not nice!"

Noah: "Neither was voting me out!"

Heather: "You didn't even try!"

Noah: "And what would've happened if I did?! We would've lost anyway, case closed, you didn't me, I kept telling you, I'm not good at sports"

Trent: "That's not the point dude..."

Noah: "Then what is, guitar guy? What is the point, enlighten me"

Trent: "That point, is that Lindsay actually tried, she proved she was an asset to us"

Noah: "Is that what you really believe? Or is it just that Heather forced you guys to vote for me, because you were to scared to just throw her name down?"

Lindsay: "I think it was a little of both..."

Gwen: "For once, I agree with her"

Trent: "Yea"

Noah: "Whatever, I'm in the finals, you guys aren't, too bad"

Gwen *in confessional*: "I really want to choke Noah right now, but, I won't"

Chris: "Ok, anyone else wanna come up and share?"

Courtney: "I will"

Chris: "Ooo, this should be good"

Courtney: "Well, Noah, Bridgette, you guys deserve to be there, you played the game well, but, Noah..."

Duncan: "Oh brother..."

Courtney: "You know I always liked Duncan"

Noah: "Yes"

Courtney: "So, why me?"

Noah: "Why you for what?"

Courtney: "For your alliance, for your fling while we were here, why me?"

Noah: "You're a strong competitor, and I knew you'd do anything in this game to win, even backstab your boytoy over there"

Duncan: "I resent that!"

Noah: "No one cares what you resent, but, anyway, I knew you'd stay loyal to me, and, I guess, a relationship formed that was unintentional"

Courtney: "Oh... ok, I guess..."

*Duncan grinds his teeth*

Chris: "Anyone else?"

Geoff: "Please me!!"

Chris: "Fine..."

Geoff: "Yes! *clears throat, then takes in a deep breath* I LOVE YOU BRIDGETTE!!! WOOO!!!!"

Chris: "That's why I didn't want you up here... *throws him down to the front row seats*"

Noah: "Harsh"

Chris: "What can I say? I'm harsh, well, Noah, Bridgette, you guys deserve a rest, so, go ahead, take one, I'll tell you the challenge soon"

Noah *in confessional*: "Chris, giving us a break, wow"

Bridgette: "Ok, bye guys"

Chris: "They don't know?!"

Noah: "We don't know what?"

Chris: "Oh nothing..."

Noah: "O..k..."

*the next day*

Chris: "WAKE UP!!!!"

Noah: "No need to yell..."

Bridgette: "Yea... what the.. it's only 5am!!!!"

Chris: "I know"

Bridgette: "You suck..."

Chris: "Get out here!"

*Noah and Bridgette drag themselves out of their beds*

Noah: "What?"

Chris: "Hi"

Bridgette: "Is that is?"

Chris: "Mhm, pretty much"

Noah *in confessional*: "This is getting really old..."

Bridgette: "So can we go to sleep now?"

Chris: "No"

Noah: "Why?"

Chris: "Cause"

Bridgette: "Cause why?"

Chris: "I dunno, I just don't want you to go to sleep"

Noah: "Why?"

Chris: "You haven't heard?"

Bridgette: "Heard what?"

Chris: "This place is supposed to be haunted, more specifically, the trailers, here, you can sleep here *points to a mansion*"

Noah: "When did that get there?"

Chris: "I dunno... one minute it wasn't there, next minute, it was"

Bridgette: "You're sure THAT'S not the haunted place?"

Chris: "Pretty sure"

Noah: "Whatever... I need sleep"

Bridgette: "Yea, me too"

Chris: "Ok, just go in there, Chef will show you to your rooms"

Bridgette *in confessional*: "I have a bad feeling about this"

Chris *to the audience*: "Ok... what they don't know, is that the losers that are on Noah's side, are trying to scare Bridgette out of the house.... the people on Bridgette's side are trying to scare Noah out of the house... whoever leaves first loses the challenge and the million... this is gonna be fun..."

*cut to the mansion*

Noah: "This place isn't that big"

Chef: "This is a closet..."

Noah: "Oh... this is a big closet"

*Chef rolls his eyes*

Bridgette: "So, were are our rooms?"

Chef: "You two are sleeping in sperate wings, Bridgette, this is your room"

Noah *in confessional*: "Chef seems less.... pyschotic..."

Bridgette: "Ok, good night Noah"

Noah: "Yea, you too"

Chef: "Noah, your room, is this way *leads Noah down the halls*"

Noah: "This place goes on forever..."

Chef: "Just about, here we are.... *points to Noah's room*"

Noah: "Ok..."

*Chef is standing there*

Noah: "You can go now..."

Chef: "I can... but I won't"

Noah: "Freak"

Chris *to audience*: "The players on Noah's side are Courtney, Izzy, Katie, Tyler, Beth, Cody, and Ezekiel... who knows why... so, everyone else is on Bridgette's side... I have my money on Bridgette"

*cut to the mansion*

Chef *into walkie talkie*: "Ok, they're in their rooms, now what?"

Voice in walkie talkie: "Go to the third closet on the right, then dress up in the suit there"

Chef: "Ok..."

*in the closet*

Chef *in walkie talkie*: "I am not wearing this"

Voice: "You have to"

Chef: "I hate this job..."

Voice: "Is it on?"

Chef: "Yea..."

Voice: "Ok, now get out of there, and go knock on Noah's door"

Chef: "Why Noah?"

Voice: "Why not?"

Chef: "Works for me..."

*Chef goes up to Noah's door and knocks on it, then hides*

Noah: "Who's out there?! Duncan... is that you? If it is, then prepare to die!"

*muffled sound of Noah falling of the bed onto a pillow*

Noah: "Ow..."

Chef: "Now what?"

Voice: "Bridgette's door"

*Chef goes to Bridgette's door and knocks on it, then hides*

Bridgette: "Hmm, wha- Geoff, is that you?"

Chef *in disguised voice*: "Uhh.... yea babe"

Bridgette: "I knew you wouldn't leave!!!"

*muffled sound of Bridgette running into the door*

Bridgette: "Ow..."

Voice: "Good... now do exactly as I say until back up arrives..."

*scene fades out, you hear Chef laughing*

Chris: "Ok, Bridgette and Noah have been in there for a couple hours, the losers are waiting for instructions inside other rooms of the house, I think it's time to shake this thing up..."

*inside the house*

Duncan: "This is so boring..."

Geoff: "Just wait, Chris will do something soon, it'll keep us busy for a bit"

*walkie talkie on the table in the middle of the room goes off*

Chris: "Ok, losers, go to the opposite person, and await instructions"

Duncan: "Where's chef?"

Chris: "I thought he was with you"

Duncan: "Nope, he hasn't been with us for a while"

Chris: "Whatever, I needed to fire him anyway"

*at Bridgette's door*

Chris: "Ok, Courtney, knock on the door"

*Courtney knocks on the door*

Bridgette: "I'm not going over there again Geoff!!'

Courtney *in walkie talkie*: "She didn't do anything, she said 'I'm not going over there again Geoff!"

Chris: "Weeeird..."

*at Noah's door*

Chris: "Ok, Duncan, I want you t-"

*Duncan bangs on the door*

Noah: "Hmm? Wha?"

*Noah gets up and opens the door*

Noah: "Hello, Duncan..."

Duncan: "Noah..."

*Duncan punches Noah in the face, Noah falls backwards*

Chris: "I didn't tell you to do that!"

Duncan: "Whatever"

*at Bridgette's door*

Chris: "Ok, Kaite, there should be a crack near the door, go in it, pick something up, throw it, then leave, that should work"

Katie: "Ok"

*Katie crawls into the crack and picks up a lamp then throws it across the room and exits before Bridgette gets up*

Bridgette: "What was that?! *sees Katie's shadow* Who's that?!"

*no answer*

Bridgette: "I should go check things out... *walks out of the room*"

Chris: "He shoots, he scores!"

*Noah's door*

Chris: "Owen, I want you to wake Noah up"

Owen: "How?"

Chris: "I dunno..."

*Owen punches Noah in the gut, then shakes him*

Noah: "I'm up! I'm up!"

Chris: "Now bolt!"

*everyone on Bridgette's team hides*

Chris: "I'm on fire!"

*cut to Bridgette*

Bridgette: "Hello?"

*picture frame breaks in the hall*

Chris: "I didn't order them to do that..."

Bridgette: "What was that?!"

Voice: "Hehehehehehehee......"

Bridgette: "Ok... Chris? This isn't funny..."

*floor below Bridgette breaks*

Bridgette: "Ow..."

*cut to Noah*

Noah: "Ok Chris, the jig's up"

*lamp bursts, pillow gets torn up*

Noah: "Woah... nice effects"

*floor below Noah breaks*

Noah: "Ouch... Bridgette? Is that you?"

*shadow moves*

Noah: "This is getting pretty weird"

*cut to Chef*

Chef: "So what else do you want me to do?

Voice: "When they get back up, rearrange everything in the room"

Chef: "Gotcha"

*Chef rearranges everything in the living room*

Noah: "Woah..."

Bridgette: "Is that you, Noah?"

Noah: "Yea, where'd you come from Bridgette?"

Bridgette: "I fell through the floor and I walked down the hall..."

Noah: "Yea, me too, Chris is getting pretty crafty"

Bridgette: "I don't think Chris is doing this..."

Noah: "What makes you say that?"

Bridgette: "Look at this *points to a picture of a family*"

Noah: "It's a family, big deal"

Bridgette: "Look closer, at the guy to the left"

Noah: "Is that..."

Bridgette: "Yep"

Noah: "Isn't this house just a prop though?"

Bridgette: "Guess not"

Noah: "Is there a flashlight anywhere? Or a lamp?"

Bridgette: "Nope"

*cut to Bridgette's team*

Chris: "Where's Noah?!"

Duncan: "How are we supposed to know, you wanted us to bolt before he woke up"

Chris: "This is actually really weird..."

*cut to Noah's team*

Courtney: "Chris, what now? We can't find Bridgette"

Chris: "You can't find her either?! Where do they go!"

Katie: "I think we should split up..."

Chris: "For once, I agree with her, split up and look for them, we can't lose them, I'll get sued"

Cody: "Izzy, Ezekiel, come with me, we'll go to the basement"

Ezekiel: "Ok, eh"

Courtney: "Tyler, Katie, Beth, with me, we're going to the living room"

Tyler: "K"

Katie: "Seems good"

Beth: "Ok, let's good!"

*cut to the living room*

Noah: "I think I found a lamp.."

Bridgette: "Does it work?"

Noah: "*tries to turn it on* Nope"

Bridgette: "Dangit"

*cut to Courtney's group*

Courtney: "I think I see something... HEY! WHOEVER YOU ARE!! STOP!!"

Noah: "What was that?"

Bridgette: "Is that... Courtney? COURTNEY!! OVER HERE!!!"

Courtney: "BRIDGETTE! NOAH!!! THANK GOD!!"

Noah: "Why are you still here?"

Courtney: "No time to explain, Chris, we found them"

Chris: "Cool, now, get out of there!"

Bridgette: "I agree, let's go!"

Voice: "Not soooo faaasssst......."

Tyler: "Chris?"

Voice: "Nooooopppppeeee....."

Courtney: "Chef?"

Voice: "Clllooooooseeeee......."

Bridgette: "Chef's father"

Voice: "Hoowwww diiidddd yoooouuuu knooooowwww......."

Courtney: "Yea?"

*Chef emerges from the shadows*

Noah: "Actually, it's his father's spirit, and you have a picture here"

Voice: "Ooohh craaapppp...."

Chef: "It's ok dad, they won't hurt you"

*Cody's group and Bridgette's team go to the living room*

Duncan: "Woah, what's going on here?"

Voice: "Arreeee yoooouuu suuuurrrrreeee sooooon?"

Chef: "Yea pop, I'm sure, EVERYONE LEAVE!!"

Courtney: "Touchy?"

Chef: "I'll explain everything later..."

*Chris appears at the front doors*

Chris: "Bridgette, Noah, get over here! I have a surprise for you!"

Voice: "CHRRRRIIIIISSSSS!!!!!"

Chris: "Oh crap... *runs away*"

*Chef's dad's spirit turns into flames and sets fire to the whole house*

Cody: "YAAAA!!!! *runs outside*"

*everyone follows Cody, with Bridgette and Noah last*

Bridgette: "Noah, go first!"

Noah: "Why?!"

*fireballs shoot from the spirit, almost hitting Bridgette and Noah*

Bridgettr: "Just go!"

*Bridgette pushes Noah outside, but Noah trips Bridgette, so she falls outside first, the house then explodes*

Chris: "BRIDGETTE WINS!!!!"

Noah: "WHAT?!! THAT'S CHEAP!!"

Chris: "Rules is rules, Bridgette, congrats!! YOU WIN TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!!!"

Bridgette: "ARE YOU SERIOUS!!?? YES YES YES!!!"

*at the ceremony*

Chris: "Ok, Noah, Bridgette, congrats to both of you, but, I only have one Chris left, and that Chris, goes to Bridgette! Congratulations on winning Total Drama Action!"