Patrick Not Star Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 Series of poorly made shorts about character's dreams Squidward's Nightmare: episode 1 [Squidward exists the krusty krab] Squidward: Well, that was another day wasted [SpongeBob rushes to catch up with squidward] SpongeBob: hey squidward! Squidward: hmph SpongeBob: so umm...what do you have planned for the summer Squidward: lay in bed and hope a boulder falls on my house SpongeBob: sounds exciting! Squidward: it does doesn't it SpongeBob: well see you around [waves] [Squidward enters his house] Squidward: now for a long, relaxing nap [falls asleep] [He opens his eyes and finds himself in a strange building] Squidward: WHERE AM I! Perch Perkins: [laughs] very funny Mr Squidward, but you're late for your interview Squidward: Interview?! [all the citizens run to squidward to take his autograph] [Squidward tears up] Squidward: Finally! after all these years of being underappreciated! underpaid! underwater.... RECOGNITION! [Squidward rushes to talk to perch] Squidward: Hey perch, can you give me a summary of my life......just to remind me Perch Perkins: well you've starred in 5 of the most popular movies of all time, you're an award winning singer, and a highly respected artist [before squidward could celebrate, Perch Perkins drops a bomb shell] Perch Perkins: but there was one person who was able to beat your streak of fame Squidward: HUH?! Who? Perch Perkins: this sponge [shows picture of SpongeBob] Squidward: SpongeBob?! that barnacle head?! Perch Perkins: Well second place isnt so ba- Squidward: HOW CAN I FIND HIM? Perch Perkins: he's up on that tower [8 hours later] Squidward: I MADE IT! I FINALLY MADE IT! [SpongeBob dramatically turns around with his chair to face squidward] Squidward: it really is you SpongeBob: Oh Mr tentacles i heard alot about your talent Squidward: how did someone like you get such a high reputation SpongeBob: most people say it's my charm, some say it's my inconsistent personality SpongeBob (CONT'D): i want to offer you a deal [Squidward sits down] Squidward: I'm listening SpongeBob: we can work together to make the greatest movie of all time Squidward: i like where this is going SpongeBob: So that way we can both have, FAME! Squidward: faaame SpongeBob: Endearing fans! Squidward: Faans SpongeBob: so what do you say Mr tentacles do you want to work together Squidward: Yes, i certainly do [before squidward can shake SpongeBob's hand he wakes up] SpongeBob: WAKE UP SQUIDWARD! SQUIIIDWARD! Squidward: Spongebob.......do you have any idea what you just did SpongeBob: i woke you up? Squidward: yes, and wasted my only chance at happiness. NOW GET OUT! [kicks SpongeBob out of his house] [squidward goes back to sleep] THE END 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Not Star Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 it has been a day which means it's time for another short in a character's dream (these are fun to make for some reason) and i'm already running out of ideas, so it's all downhill from here Wake Up, Plankton!: Episode 2 Plankton: KAREN! KAREN! Karen: what is it now? Plankton: I DID IT! I finally found the perfect plan for stealing the krabby patty secret formula Karen: congratulations Plankton: i'll disguise myself as krabs to trick his employe- Karen: you've already done that Plankton: oh... Karen: isnt that krabs outside? Plankton: Huh?! [Plankton looks out the window and sees Mr krabs digging up a secret box] [he opens the box revealing a bunch of dead crabs] [Plankton gasps] Plankton: KAREN! DID YOU SEE THAT! Karen: well now you know the secret formula. what now...... Plankton: What now?!?!?!? [laughs] WHAT NOW??!?!! [laughs] Plankton: with this information i'll destroy krabs' reputation and then he'll be forced to close down the krusty krab, AND I'LL FINALLY WIN! [the next day] Mr Krabs: take this, boyo SpongeBob: WOAH! MY PAYCHECK!!! Mr krabs: what? oh no no no, that's just a letter SpongeBob: oh. well i've always wanted a letter Mr krabs: no boy open the letter [SpongeBob opens the letter] SpongeBob: Woah Mr krabs! is this your twitter handle!!? Mr krabs: yep. squidward helped me set it up, i'm finally starting my own twitter account [plankton walks over] Plankton: Oooh krabs Mr Krabs: move over, boy. i'll handle this Mr Krabs: come to steal the krabby patty secret formula? well it wont work, so go back home, scram! [laughs] Plankton: i dont need to steal the krabby patty formula, because i already know it Mr krabs: sure thing plankton Plankton: do you enjoy killing your own kind? Mr krabs: HUH?! Who told you, was it squidward! Plankton: i saw you last night! i saw everything! Mr krabs: listen plankton, this information cant get out, i'll be a dead crab if it does Plankton: funny you should say that. i've already broadcasted images all across bikini bottom, you're done Eugene! Mr krabs: you'll pay for this plankton Customers: not if we make you pay first Mr krabs: YOU'LL NEVER GET A CENT OUT OF ME! [runs] [he stops at the ledge of a mountain] Plankton: there's no where to run, krabs. [Mr krabs starts swimming to the surface] Plankton: Curses! i forgot we were underwater [the citizens start throwing stuff at Mr krabs knocking him down] Cops: you're coming with us Mr Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Squidward wakes up] Squidward: what an odd dream [squidward goes to hug his clarinet, but sees spongebob] SpongeBob: hey there squiddy Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Plankton wakes up] Plankton: KAREN KAREN! I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM Karen: is it the crab formula one again Plankton: yes... Karen: ugh THE END 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Not Star Posted July 11, 2023 Author Share Posted July 11, 2023 i'm bored which means another dream story (that no one will read) other than jjs, wait..........there's no one here i can say whatever i want FUUU- well enjoy this tale of betrayal and sadness, nah jk bro it's a goofy tale about sponges and starfish. today's tale is a bit more meta than the others, so yeah o_O_O_O_O this went through 3 versions lol these are the ones i was gonna make (you may markerkiss the markerbride, Tweet Away!, A squidbob nightmare) Squidward kills the SpongeBob Universe : Episode 3 Squidward: hours of training, years of learning, all wasted! thrown aside! i'll show them [laughs] i'll show all of them [shines his Glock] [Cut to SpongeBob knocking on squidward's house] SpongeBob: Oooh squidward! squuiidward! [squidward slowly approaches the door. Glock in hand] [intense copyright free music starts playing as SpongeBob shouts squidward's name louder and louder] SpongeBob: Ooh squi- [the door slowly opens] Squidward: HIII SPOONGEBOB! SpongeBob: wanna go jellyfishing? Squidward: i have something more fun in mind! SpongeBob: REALLY?! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT! OH WAIT DONT TELL ME! OH WAIT DO TELL ME! I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW! Squidward: turn around [SpongeBob Turns around] Squidward: now say ''good night'' SpongeBob: GOO- [Squidward shoots SpongeBob] [Squidward laughs manically] [Hours later Squidward enters Krabs' office] Mr Krabs: Squidward? you should be working, get back to work and get me spongebob! money money money money money Squidward: F!#@!# you [shoots krabs] Squidward: 2 down, 536 to go! [laughs] [Cut to squidward standing on a pile of bodies, he killed all of them] [Squidward Wakes up] Squidward: AHHHHHHHHH! [squidward goes to check on SpongeBob to make sure he was dreaming] [He knocks on SpongeBob's house] [SpongeBob opens the door] SpongeBob: oh hey squidward Squidward: YOU'RE ALIVE [Hugs SpongeBob] Squidward: umm i mean....it's good to see you SpongeBob, good night [runs off] [SpongeBob smiles] THE END 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Not Star Posted October 8, 2023 Author Share Posted October 8, 2023 SpongeBob's Dream!: Episode 4 [SpongeBob Walks Back Home] SpongeBob: Gary, i'm home! Gary? [sees Gary sleeping] awww [he goes to bed and starts dreaming] SpongeBob: hey squidward! Squidward: hey, friend! how is your day going SpongeBob: great as usual, squidward! [enters the kitchen] Mr krabs: Spongeboy me bob!!!!! are you busy? Spongebob: well no i'm no- [krabs grabs him] Mr krabs: good cause i need you to do me a favor Spongebob: AYE AYE CAPTAIN! what's the favor? Mr krabs: i need you to read this [gives Spongebob a piece of paper] Spongebob: what's this Mr krabs Mr krabs: BOARD YOUR STATIONS!!!!!!!! Spongebob: huh? Mr krabs: WHAT'RE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE, SPONGEBOB! BOARD YOUR STATION Spongebob: what station [looks out the window and sees they're floating above space] Squidward: The enemy ship is approaching us, Captain krabs! Spongebob: what in the kelp is going on! Patrick: oh hey Spongebob! i thought today was your day off SpongeBob: Patrick! please explain to me what's going on Patrick: we're space fighters, everyone has a role Spongebob: and what's your role Patrick: i'm the pilot Spongebob: who's the second pilot Patrick: what second pilot? Spongebob: PATRICK! WHO'S DRIVING THIS SHIP [the ship starts to move rapidly towards earth] Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!! [SpongeBob wakes up] Spongebob: that was a strange dream.................well off to work [gets up] The End 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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