Shark

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Shark

hi
- December 1, 2020
Shark

SHARK WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
- November 7, 2020
Shark

HA! i tricked you all into thinking it was shark week.... stupid humans
- September 2, 2020
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1. President Squidward
  
  I KNEW IT
  
  wasn't it like in the middle of august
  
  September 2, 2020
  
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Shark

Happy Shark Week!
- August 29, 2020
Shark

Shark
- July 12, 2020
- 1
1. Burgerpants
  
  Shark
  
  July 14, 2020
  
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Shark

!!! I'm FURIOUS at what this site has become! Time to go hunting for a purple jackass with a too-fat ass. Wish me luck.
- April 1, 2019
Shark

Thanos
Hmph. Forget Ant-Meal. With my impossibly serrated dental work, I will violently tear into your ripped, thick gluteus maximus muscles, gnashing and pulling and never letting go until I can get every last juicy, bloody morsel of your fleshy blood-squirting buttocks down my wet and slimy throat, leaving you with absolutely nothing but hollow bone where your exceedingly attractive rear end once harbored itself.

Who's the mad titan now?
- April 1, 2019
Shark

Got any fish?
- March 31, 2019