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  1. From all of known S12’s upcoming episodes,this one always took my intrigue the most.There’s so much of an directions that I could see happening around such an premise,from wrong and confusing,to one of the most unique and beautiful achievements for the series.And for the result...Karen’s Baby was an second prediction.

    This is,not just the best episode of S12(as for now at least)but a legit Top 5’s candidate for Post Sequel era.Every single major aspect here worked magically and with flavor.Like how nicely structured Plankton’s sympathy to the Chip,it’s really similar to Plankton’s Pet,except it’s isn’t bland and lifeless and actually impressively worked.Or Chip himself,all of his taken demographics’ portrayal executed really humorous and balanced,when it could be failed really easily.And speaking of humor,it’s might be not as funny as Insecurity Guards or Broken Alarm,but I catch out a lot of laughs out there,my favorite might be fight between Chum Bucket’s gang and Stork,as well 4445/SHHH.But the greatest aspect here in my dishonest opinion is just how accurately episode deliver Chip’s adaptation to the cast,in the way that despite begin brand new character from the middle of the nowhere,he’s development didn’t made his existence(and episode in general)look forced and useless like,once again,it easily could’ve been,great job Gruber,great job.

     

    I really do appreciate this episode,for how brave,solidly and excitingly it’s made a really risky idea,and perhaps even added it into my personal Top 50 of the series,that’s how it’s good.

     

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    Also lol Arcades from the Cent of Money returned.

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  2.  Welp here’s mine abomination.

    12 the most memorable aspects of Spongebob’s 20th birthday 

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    1-Iconic Birthday Hat.Adult boys wear dotted ones only.

    2-Stuck Hook from Evening’s Ride.

    3-Bitten Arm by best Pink Friend.

    4-Phone with 16 Missed Calls from Mr Krabs.

    5-Spots of Dirt from Adult-Sized Kelp Shake.

    6-Butterfly.Ties are for Babies.

    7-Not Completely done Shaving.

    8-Almost Fresh Birthday Cake with Almost 20 Candles. 

    9-Lost Tooth from The Salty Spitoon 

    10-Brocken Steering Wheel.Even as an Adult you can’t Always Run the Boat Right.

    11-Paper with Penalization.Who is even though that Breaking on the Sea Horses’ Farm on Boat was ever Illegal.

    12-First Kiss from a Squirrel.Lips Smelled like a Hazelnut.

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  3. November 6 2009.The day when a Spongebob’s 10th year anniversary based special came out on the white world:Truth or Square.While it definitely catch up some likers,and even huge fans,majority of audience,considering this TV movie as one of,if not the most laziest,unfunniest,tedious piles of rubbish that show had ever produced.Even for nowadays most of us didn’t let a slide for ToS because how big scar it left to the series,and 10th worst spot on this year’s worst list was a solid proof to that.I definitely agreed with this group of fans,absolute absence of plot and conflict for the whole thing,Wyoming comedy that rely on either "ha ha Patrick is dumb look at that XDDDDDDDDDDDDD",cheap slapstick,or unfunny Family Guy cutaways that doesn’t made any effect or natural placement to the episode whatsoever,lame songs,and just the fact that episode has zero value of an something,that should be,u know..

     

    Special?

    Anniversary?

    That could actually recall and found out what show created to everyone for those 10 years???

     

    And don’t let me even mention Patchy segments in this special because this is a whole new form of cancer of an television product.

     

    After such an mess,not that much of fans been super positive towards announcement of Spongebob’s 20th anniversary special.But what made this debate way more  interesting,is that it’s on hands of post sequel.Unlike times that people survived ten years ago,post sequel is such an strange and unpredictable territory.Looking at premise or title of any episode,you can’t even to imagine what an execution could actually be in reality.And specials in this era are especially questionable aspect.Some of them can be an fun paced adventure(Feral Friends,Legend of Bookini Bottom),some doesn’t really left much of an impression besides "that was an episode I suppose" like Goodbye Krabby Patty and Goons on the Moon,then Squirrel Jelly..and let’s just forget that it’s ever existed.And with a case of the whole TV movie,risk jumped out from Earth’s orbit.This edge of expectations and preparing to anything suffered people for awhile,and finally,on 12th July 2019,premiered Spongebob’s Big Birthday Blowout.What I can say?Well,it was...

     

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    Okay.Now everything else that going to be written below are spoilers and only spoilers.Please,if you haven’t seen this special,avoid this post and for better just watch Blowout yourself.You been warning.

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    The concept of episode was appeared on the series before.Specifically in both of theaters’ movies.However,I don’t quite think that it’s made S’ BBB worse.Yes,some of characters been on the surface before,but in First Movie it was limited with one location without anything else,and in Sponge Out of Water...it’s wasn’t been something that people want to see from Spongebob in any slight.Blowout made this concept of Surface Travelogue more larger and creatively than we seen before in my opinion.More interactive locations that characters meet,some humorous reactions of main character to other world(Still can’t stop laughing at Naked Beach Giraffes line,that was just too godly),and of course,more exaggeration,and now let’s stay with the last one more.Despite special happened on the surface with real life humans,S’BBB really obsessed with made this place as wackier and exaggerated as it’s possible for a TV movie.And I think a lot of people already get horrible flashbacks of Patchy segments from ToS,and I want to say you that it’s a false alarm.Unlike in previous special anniversary,new one handle silliness of acting really damn well,because this time it is actually made jokes with this material,and the timing of jokes doesn’t goes as long as Half Life 3 release date,this time we have an actual timing and pacing.And speaking of actors’ acting,I absolutely ADORE the whole sequence of all voice actors paying the main cast as an irl characters.This is hands down the greatest part of the special.The costumes,that looks cartoony and ridiculous but enough to belong into universe’s look,the way of how comedically all of the cast exaggerated,those silly dialogues...This is a very unique surprise to me that I definitely appreciate for coming to my house.But those people aren’t the only one that worked well.The return of David Hasselhoff was pretty epic,as well as French Narrator’s(thanks for Feral Friends callback btw).And that Bean Guy is another "so out of there that’s hilarious" type of comedy in my book,even felt like it was making fun of those cheap,cringy Nickelodeon sitcoms,witch add some extra points.And what about Patchy?He was surprisingly pretty charming here.He didn’t appear this much,but he get a few laughs out of me and It’s really fascinating to see that he is finally meet Spongebob after so many years of waiting.And should I even mention how it’s universally better than he was in previous TV movies?(even though Atlantis’ segments are ironically funny to me).

    However,despite how much I liked this,there’s one very,very small issue that drag down this special...

     

    W H E R E ‘ S   D E   F U C K I N G   P L O T   A N D   S T A K E S ?

     

    All of the stuff tact I talked about above is sure nice and impressive,but here’s the thing.Barely anything of what happened in special have a single idea to how connect everything naturally.The begging at least feels like it has development,unfortunately since Bean Guy scene everything downhill right there.All of second part of episode felt incredibly unfocused,stale and just felt like it didn’t have much of an idea how to continue itself.You can say that I’m too harsh on regular 11 minutes episodes like Farmerbob for not having plot,but when the special(heck,TV movie)doesn’t have any that’s a way bigger deal.

     

    What an second griped issue that I find there  it’s,ugh...

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    Most of the cast in episode was decent.But I absolutely hate and despise Patrick.A lot of people that I’ve meet said a lot how much he improved in Season 12 in comparison to S11’s,but looking at him in stuff like this I have no idea why people think so.All of dumb and intolerably loud jokes from the special are all his fault.Since the very beginning he introduced himself really badly,one minute of retarded drool jokes?That’s isn’t something that I want to see in 20th anniversary of the series,and neither does anyone else,am I right?Unfortunately he was lame for the whole thing.The whole scene with him eating beans,for example,was physically hard to sit though because what the hell was that.Or him crushed to fish in store for no reason,it was a very cheap and forced gag take way too much time that it should’ve.But for defend of him I want to credit that he still has some useful value,like helping to hide surprise party from Spongebob,or saving him from giant Patty.So I suppose even Patrick wasn’t 1000% useless this time.

    Oh,and speaking of that fish crush scene...this part really confused me.Apparently,this universe have a fish that are "normal" looking instead of begin cartoony,witch is very inconsistent for what show introduces to us before.In first movie there’s also been realistic looking sea creatures,but only in a form of souvenirs,at their own they are still as same as other underwater characters.At first I expected  that Blowout’s fish going to turn into cartoony forms once that are going to dive into ocean...but they didn’t.Heck,this is just ruined the whole concept of Feral Friends,that also been referenced in this special.And I didn’t even mentioned that all of those fish are animated on a VERY ugly cgi.And unlike love action actors,there’s no even a place to any type of jokes,it’s absolutely unintentional at how cheap and horrendous it’s looks like.

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    Yeeeeeeah,this half of the special isn’t that flawless.But what about sub-plot from Bikini Bottom,you may or not may or even april ask me.Well.While it’s definitely less spectacular than the Spongebob’s shenanigans,there’s still some notes for pointing out.For a first,it’s was really damn similar to Party Pooper Pants:the other party based special of show.A lot of people consider second one begin very average of not bad,but I always loved it and Found to be very funny,but it’s doesn’t mean that Blowout have nothing going on,in fact I really did enjoy a few parts of it.Like a lot and lot cameos of Old characters!And I think a lot of people,at least here,going to say what an abysmal pandering to older fans it is.I don’t agree with this statement here,and that’s says the guy who consider the episode of DoodleBob’s return as one of the laziest pieces of television ever created.I think that all of those returns has a very needed vibe to the show’s anniversary of the series,something that Truth or Square didn’t have on any degree.On a side-note though,some of the cameos been really unexpected in a very impressive way,for example I never even expected to see that Bubble Hippo form Culture Shock again,and it was awesome.Or Zeus the Guitar Lord?This is pretty satisfying return even if original episode sucked ass.The only cameo that truly catch some question on my back was Mindy,I really don’t want to be PieGuyLulz clone,but that’s really hurt continuity of the series despite begin a simple background detail.Some of characters’ interactions are also been pretty interesting.I like how Squidward,Mrs Puff and Plankton debated of who know Spongebob more based on why was annoyed by him more,or Bubble Bass and Squidward’s rivalry  was an quote an epic bite.The humor in episode was quite hit or miss honestly,some of the jokes can be a pretty weak slapstick,or that "surprise" running gag,witch get stale and predictable really fast,Bubble Bass also can be seems forced at times with his nerd stereotypes.But hits appear nonetheless.Spongebob’s Parents reaction of all of Friends that appear on party,fish flakes,Squidward’s painting sale,Fred that was forced to say his regular line,all those gags been pretty damn funny.And my favorite might be everything that rely on Old Man Jenkins,he is just so awkward yet well timed that it’s simply worked.So at the end of the page,while the whole sequence can be look like an discount Party Pooper Pants,I did had some enjoyment from it and it’s might even better than Main parts of special alone for not having Patrick.

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    And I can’t,I just can’t to not mention the return of my mortal crush.

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    I’m cannot express my happiness enough of how amAZIng it is that Rube is one of the main character in the special.He always been my favorite character of post-sequel era because of his bizarre behavior along with humorously ridiculous accent.He did appear even after first time on this season,but this time he had so many new lines and screen time,every single one was flawless and nobody can’t prove me wrong here.Just bless Kaz and Lawrence for making him as hilarious as he was before.

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaand that’s what Spongebob’s Big Birthday Blowout was at what it’s wanted to be.There’s a lot of things to pointing out,some of it was done right,some wasn’t really.And even if I don’t think that it’s a great experience,that’s an universal improvement over previous 2 TV movies(especially second one)that show pooped out.Because after all,S’BBB is actually an birthday party,celebration,and just something,that want to have some fun with itself and fans both.I don’t think I will ever come back to this episode ever again,but I did had some fun during watching it.And as the end of Blowout said.

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    Anyway it’s an 5/10 from what it worth.

     

     

     

    Now excuse me,I’m going down to wait til premiere of Knock Knock Who There.Bye.

  4. 54 minutes ago, Less_SpongeBob said:

    How do I put this lightly... Krusty Krab Training Video is extremely overrated.

    Audience: Boo! You Stink!

    Okay, Okay! Here’s my opinion: Krusty Krab Training Video isn’t the best episode. It’s actually only decent. Seriously, people only like it because it’s a unique and complete break in format to make a documentary episode. Krusty Krab Training Video is severely overrated and people only like it because it’s different. They say that the Sopranos style Fake-Out ending is the best ending in the series. They say that the funniest quote is “P.O.O.P. - People Order Our Patties” when it really isn’t my opinion! To be honest, I didn’t laugh! It was not funny!

    Episodes such as Slide Whistle Stooges, Stuck in the Wringer, The Card, A Pal for Gary etc. All said to be less funny than KKTV! It’s not fair! Give those episodes the spotlight please! Here are some better quotes that are funnier:

    "Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down right now!" 

    “You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes" 

    “What a lucky break! Now I have a captive audience!”

    ”Baby Assaulter!”

    ”You know kid, your body isn’t the problem. It’s your heart.”

    ”Have you learned nothing about sharing?”

    ”Well geez Gary, make up your mind. Is it water, or fire???”

    "I've been doing some calculating and it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely!"

    And yet those lines are considered less funny, combined, than one single stupid line? Really? Those episodes are 100X better!

    You will probably flame me for this, but I don’t like Krusty Krab Training Video (KKTV). I just don’t. It’s not funny. It really isn’t. I think that you will scream at me for my opinion, but please respect my opinion.

    Look, “My Leg!” is still my worst episode, but I take back what I said about not being friends with people who liked this episode. That is okay. It’s their opinion and I realize that now even if it’s a fact “My Leg!” is awful. But I do not respect people’s opinion if they say that “If you don’t like my opinion, you’re dumb” or anything like that. I’m done with this SHORT discussion. Please DO NOT flame me. 

    Sheen,Do Not Push This Button!

    Dogs like cheese,cows like monkeys!Planet Sheen is oh, so funky!

    Okay,I get the last part,but the first few lines, you're just off bro!

    Skateboards rock!Shoes like feetsies,you are watching Planet Sheensies

    Okay,okay,it's not called "Planet Sheensies"

    Sheen!

    Dance!

    Sheen! 

    You know what they say Sheen; It ain't par-tay until somebody breaks a tongue!

    Check!

    Sheen!

    That's just creepy

    Tuna noodle casserole!

    Pomegranate stew

    Stranded on a planet...

    Whatcha gonna do?

    Change your name to Larry?

    Rub bacon on the queen...

    It all makes perfect sense on...

    PLANET SHEEN!

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  5. Ben Gruber?Huh.Haven’t heard this name in awhile.But welcome to the board again boyyo.

     

    I really impressed by execution of this episode.At first,I thought that there’s no way this premise worked as an Full 11 minutes episode,but I was wrong for sure.It’s a simple,but incredibly entertaining and funny episode.And visuals here are definitely an huge stand out,so much impressive details and cool directions been put into this experience.Not much to say besides that it’s a great return of loved by everyone Gruper that is another stand out for the season.

     

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