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Season 3: Episode 2: Ben Shapiro Reviews the OBAB Show
It has been exactly 7 months since the premiere of the OBAB Show's third season, since then, SBC has been ravaged by corruption, hunger, poverty and crime. In order to win re-election for a 2nd term, president Jjs has new plan to save SBC.
OBAB: Does anyone have any water? All I have are peanuts.
BobCarotte: I have some cucumbers.
Winter: This place is so dilapidated that even RDSP had to migrate elsewhere!
Slug: I think it's time for a Communist revolution in SBC!
Jjs: Wait... wait. Hold on now, let's not get crazy here.
OBAB: Do you have a plan?
Jjs: That's the thing, I think I might know how to save SBC.
BenPaz: I hope it's as great as the last plan.
Jjs: That was actually JCM's plan, and now he's banned for 999999999 years, but I have a new idea.
Patty: You see Sponge 13 has a special feature we didn't disclose beforehand.
Jjs: That's right, SBC is now on the Free Market of ideas.
OBAB: What does that mean?
OWM: For too long SBC has been a closed-off community, if we open ourselves up to new ideas we could get a major surge in membership.
Jjs: Even some people from twitter like True Luigi Fan are starting to join.
Goobz: OMG GUYS BEN SHAPRIO JUST JOINED SBC I'M CUMMING MYSELF RIGHT NOW!
OBAB: I can't believe Ben Shapiro is joining SBC, I always figured he was overhated by liberals.
Ben Shapiro: So is this the better version of SBM?
OBAB: Yes.
Ben Shapiro: It's a shame what happened to SBM. Absolutely heartbreaking. A magnificent monument to western civilization collapsing.
OBAB: We do have new episodes of the OBAB Show on here, however.
Coffee: And they aren't as cancerous as the first 2 seasons. Besides Ukrainian civilization is better than western civilization.
Ben Shapiro: For me I enjoyed SBM Buys SBC since it reminds me of corporations forming monopolies so we'll see if this is even better.
OBAB: So what do you think of it?
Ben Shapiro: Well there are some good things. I like how all the refugees that came from the wiki get deported at the end.
OBAB: Uhhh... nice?
Ben Shapiro: However, there is some serious leftist indoctrination in this that ruined the entire story for me.
OBAB: Such as what?
Ben Shapiro: Well for one thing there is some people in this story who don't despise My Leg. I'm not racist against people who like My Leg but idk it just feels like forced diversity to me.
Coffee: I agree. My Leg and Grill are
Ben Shapiro: I mean it's not like I hate people who like My Leg but I just wish they'd stop shoving this forced diversity down my throat.
OBAB: WHAT HOW COULD YOU HATE THE OBAB SHOW?
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Ben Shapiro: Is that the sound of a TRIGGERED LIBERAL TO ME?
OBAB: I just don't understand how you could hate something so godly?
Ben Shapiro: WELL, IF YOU LIKE THE OBAB SHOW SO MUCH, WHY NOT MOVE TO VENEZUELA?
Winter: What does that have to do with anything?
Ben Shapiro: WHO ASKED FOR A THIRD PERSON TO DEBATE ME? THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS AROUND HERE?
Slug: Well, how would you fix this story to make it better?
Ben Shapiro: Well for one thing, Lumoshi uses the Infinity Gauntlet which wipes out 50% of the population? Seriously? That's too equally balanced.
Slug: So you don't want the Infinity Gauntlet in the story?
Ben Shapiro: I'll I'm saying is that it feels like Socialism to me. Just make it 99% and it'd be all good.
BobCarotte: Hey, I was able to survive last time. If 99% of SBC's population vanished I'd probably be gone too!
Ben Shapiro: Well you just got to work harder you lazy welfare queen.
OBAB: I'm no welfare queen! I'll have you know I make tons of doubloons off of OBAB Show royalties!
Ben Shapiro: Sounds like a government check to me, kind of like VENEZUELA!
Jjs: Ok, let's calm down here. Things are getting a little bit heated.
Ben Shapiro: Typical. Leftists censoring conservative voices.
Jjs: You don't have to get banned, we just could tone down the heat a bit.
Ben Shapiro: Tone down the heat? Sounds like you people need a safe space! I now understand why Metal got red-pilled.
OBAB: Listen, I just don't agree. It's like when someone says The Fishbowl is bad... WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THE FISHBOWL?
Ben Shapiro: See? You're just intolerant of different views?
OBAB: Okay maybe that was a bad example...
Ben Shapiro: I'm not inclined to continue a review with a person as badly motivated as you so I think we're done here.
Jjs: Well that was interesting.
Slug: I just hope future episodes of the OBAB Show get a better reception.
Hippy: Make SBM Buys SBC 2.
OBAB: No that ep was horrible!
Kaiju: It's as good as Flareon's feet.
OBAB: WHY!
Slug: Hey guys look at this!
Hippy: It's god himself!
Slug: That's right, it's Jeremy from Geeks + Gamers!
Jjs: Well guys I don't think we can ever recover from this.
Hippy: I think it's time to pack up, SBC has failed in the free market of ideas.
Prez: I think I might have an idea?
OBAB: What is it?
Prez: Well, it's crazy, but it also involves the best crossover of all time.
SOF: Maybe it can work.
Jjs: Idk, what is your plan?
Prez: Well, if it works out well, it will save SBC and the animation industry.
NEXT EPISODE: Life With SBC
Plot: SBC members move in with Maggot, but things don't run as smoothly as they'd have hoped.
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Patrick lookin thicc there.
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To Love a Patty didn't make my bottom 25, heck it might not even be bottom 50. It's dumb but still more entertaining than lots of 6-9a episodes with its so bad it's good premise.
Demolition Doofus didn't make my list, but it does deserve to be on here. Another really boring and awful season 8 episode with terrible characterization.
Sportz is well... you all know how I feel about this one.
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Ok I know it's been awhile but with Spin-Off Festival 9 coming soon I decided I'll continue this again. Next episode will come sometime next week.
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All That Glitters isn't close to bottom 50 for me. It's one of the worst season 4 episodes but it's far from being as bad as some stuff afterwards.
Shuffleboarding sucks, not enough to make the list though and I do like a couple scenes.
Waiting is bad but House Sittin is basically a worse version of it. Waiting is at least 7 mins of nothing while House Sittin is 11 mins with even less value.
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Both are very deserving of being on the list even though they didn't make mine
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A Day Without Tears is a really awful episode, I despise the the beginning of this episode and the rest is boring. If I could expand my list past 25 this would make it.
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The Play's the Thing might be the most nothing ep ever. It's not as bad as something like House Sittin but did they put any thought into this? It's as if they wanted to rip-off Culture Shock but gave up even writing it halfway through.
Almost 8 years later and people still hate Pet Sitter Pat? It's a bad episode but I have others that I dislike more. Either way I'm not bothered with it having a low position on this countdown.
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The Googly Artiste is a real snore of an episode. Despite that it's actually not one of my most hated season 8 episodes, there's some worse content in that season.
YDKS made my list. I can understand someone not including this on their list due to how unmemorable it is but once you watch it I find it clear just how insufferably dull of an experience it is. Like when the episode starts with whale sounds you know you're not in for one of SpongeBob's best.
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The Fishbowl isn't bottom 50 for me, but man it was really wasted potential. I remembered being really excited by this episode but in execution it's just a dull experience with pretty lackluster characterization. With that said the beginning had a couple of jokes I liked such as SB and Pat being camera shy.
Pineapple Fever is just a plain bad episode to me. Not something I would put in my list but bad enough to where I wouldn't defend it. It's too drawn-out and the jokes get really cheesy, and after awhile it's a draining experience to get through.
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Wow I can't believe my power level split SBC in 4.
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Season 1: Arrgh/Rock Bottom
Season 2: The Secret Box/Band Geeks
Season 3: Nasty Patty/Idiot Box
Season 4: Fear of Krabby Patty/Shell of a Man
Season 5: The Krusty Sponge/Sing a Song of Patrick
Season 6: Chum Bucket Supreme/Single Cell Anniversary
Season 7: The Abrasive Side/Earworm
Season 8: Drive Thru/The Hot Shot
Season 9: Patrick! The Game/The Sewers of Bikini Bottom
Season 10: The Getaway/Lost and Found
Season 11: Krabby Patty Creature Feature/Teacher's Pests
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They actually made Thor: The Dark World not feel like a complete waste of time, wow.
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When someone tells you a perfect episode doesn't exist...
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Can't wait for wacky My Leg to dethrone Wringer.
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I'm already preparing my 5 hour video series about how this movie will be objectively bad.
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Homie posted this in discord and it's the only one not a part of green gang so far.
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SpongeBob: Propane Salesman
Patrick: Propane Salesman
Squidward: Propane Salesman
Mr. Krabs: Propane Salesman
Sandy: Propane Salesman
Gary: Propane Salesman
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"As you can see, this proves that Band Geeks are OBJECTIVELY better than the Drasticals due to their lack of forced diversity." - MauLer and Jeremy from Geeks + Gamers
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Spin-Off Striker
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