I know what yer all suspecting, and I can tell you it's a load of barnacles! Yes, I may be a ghost, but why would I want to steal the stupid formula? I don't even eat Krabby Patties! It's clearly either Plankton or Krabs, one of 'em is lyin', it just be a matter of who. I would suggest questioning the sponge, starfish and octopus thoroughly too, one of them might be in on it.