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    Title Card Tournament

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted

    Based on the topic by Ohad from SBM.

    So I'll bring it here like the season best to worst game, which was a flop, and this will be for the fifteenth anniversary.

    The game is going to work out this way: You have until July 11th to send me a private message, in which you post a list of favorite title cards you want to nominate for the contest. You can nominate up to 64 title cards- I'm assuming most of you are going to have much less, but I really recommend you to nominate as much as possible, as it'll make it more interesting.

    Here's the page where you can see all of the title cards.

    http://www.sbmania.net/episodes.php?s=tc

    Once you send me the list, you can't regret it- You will be able to nominate more episodes, but you can't "delete" a title card you nominated from the list. That's important, and that's why I'm suggesting you to wait at least a few days until you send me your nominations.

    On July 11th, I'll look at the top 64 title cards by user choice, and then the tournament will go in the same way as ssj's character tournament went.

    The title card that gets the most votes at the end (cough cough space background) will win. And that will be epic.

    As an extra note, I won't nominate and vote for title cards myself, but- I'll be a sort of a tie breaker.

    If, for an example, two or more title cards (Let's say, Grandma's Kisses and Chum Caverns) will both fight to get the 64th place when they have the same votes, I'll choose the one I like more.

    Also, if July 11th arrives and I still don't get up to 64 nominated episodes, I'll nominate the rest of the episodes myself.

    I want to interfere as less as possible, so again, if you nominate a lot of episodes, it probably won't happen.

    If you don't understand anything, ask here.

    Good luck.

    May god bless us everyone.

    Also remember, your opinion on the episode doesn't mean anything. You can hate an episode and still like its title card, and the opposite is true.

    The first round will be posted soon after, on the official fifteenth anniversary, July 17th.

    Worst Pre-Movie Episodes?

    in SpongeBob Episodes

    Posted

    Other episodes that I don't dislike but don't live up to others. I still enjoy some on thier own.

    Reef Blower

    Squeaky Boots

    MuscleBob BuffPants

    The Chaperone

    Neptune's Spatula

    Bossy Boots

    I'm Your Biggest Fanatic

    Dumped ( changed my mind, I dislike this one )

    Bubble Buddy

    Squid on Strike

    Doing Time

    As Seen On TV

    Born Again Krabs

    Krabby Land

    Party Pooper Pants

    Worst Pre-Movie Episodes?

    in SpongeBob Episodes

    Posted

    My least favorites are:

    1. I Was a Teenage Gary- Definitely one of the most tame and very close to meh.

    2. I'm With Stupid- This episode is just bad. I liked all the funny jokes but it is really cruel. It's like Pet Sitter Pat, hilarious, but extremely cruel, even though that one is worse. Patrick is just unlivable and insults SpongeBob as if there was no plan until he went paranoid. It just leaves a bad feeling and how did Janet and Marty not realize they had no children? I liked stuff like the note and letter, and many other jokes, but still bad. 

    3. Artist Unknown- Personally, this is the worst if the bunch. I really don't know why this episode doesn't get any hate. Squidward is like, Little Yellow Book unlivable, if not more. He is so selfish and an obnoxious jerk. He really can't treat SpongeBob with some respect? He made him lose all his creative talent. ALL of it. It leaves a bad feeling, and the only reason Squidward tried to help him was for his own purposes of getting fame and fortune (and hair). I also didn't like the critic. His design is really off, he speaks so strangely, and he gets the story nowhere. And just the ending is really awful. Squidward acts up like in Are You Happy Now? And it's really uncomfortable to watch, and then the janitor is the one to get the fame and fortune. That just made the episode pointless and end on a wierd note. I just didn't understand how compressed rubble can make a sculpture. And still no apology. Not any sort of remorse. And the episode is not funny. Except for three jokes, most of them either fall flat, are disguised by how unlikeable Squidward is, or are absent. I just can find few redeeming qualities, the only one being that there are worse episodes. It's actually on my bottom 20. Nonetheless, there are a lot of problems and little good. I get that they might be referencing the failing education system, but that's not the message I got. I just got the message that even pre movie has stinkers, and this is the worst of them.

    HM- The Sponge Who Could Fly- If Patchy is included, it's meh, if not, it's between meh and atrocious.

     

    The Great Snail Race is a really guilty pleasure of mine. 

    More_Spandy's Top 50 SpongeBob Episodes Ever!

    in SpongeBob Episodes

    Posted

    39. 
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    Just One Bite
    Writers: Jay Lender, Sam Henderson, Merriwether Williams
    Season: 3
    Premiere: October 5, 2001
    SBMania Rating: 9.5
     
    What? This episode isn't in the top 30? Dislike! Unfriend! ENOUGH. I'm sorry, I still love it. Like Mrs. Puff You're Fired, I know I should've put it higher, but it's too late for that now. 
     
    The episode starts when Squidward gives a hungry customer a "King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double battered, fried ... on a stick." Then Squidward claims he hates Krabby Patties. SpongeBob, not taking no for an answer, thinks of it as a joke, until it finally gets into his head that he never had one. Squiddward unwilling, he tries to get him to have a bite. How long will he keep it up? Squidward finally decides to take a bite. 
    :lol: 
    And then he hates it. 
    :o 
    Yeah, there are already plenty of funny gags. I loved the square dancing with Patrick idea, as well as "I have no soul." Squidward pounds it in the ground, then when SpongeBob goes, he goes and is in love with it. He wants more, but he believes SpongeBob will never let him eat one. So he tries to sneak one and fails numerous times. He actually attempts to eat one out of the garbage. Later that night, he has a dream about life with the burger, and decides to take a sprint to the Krusty Krab. Then a scene comes in. It was deleted. I get why, but WHY!?!?!?
     
    And when he gets to the vault, SpongeBob pulls off a face that went viral on the internet.

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    "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?"
     
    And he locks himself in and indulges heavily on it, then it went right to his thighs. 
     
    And then he blew up. 
     
    Moral is, never eat fast food, or you'll end up like Squidward. The conflict was very interesting, and it was done very humorously, with a LOT of memorable moments. Only reason this isn't higher? It's too late to move it up. Yeah, I'd EASILY put it on my Top 25. 
     
     
    Current Hint for #38: "Not even, Squidward's house!"

    More_Spandy's Top 50 SpongeBob Episodes Ever!

    in SpongeBob Episodes

    Posted

    41. 

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    New Digs

    Writers: Nate Cash, Tuck Tucker, Richard Pursel

    Season: 5

    Premiere: July 25, 2007

    SBMania Rating: 9.6

     

    What better way to close the "interchangeables" with New Digs. (Don't worry, this means NO more inaccurate hints, or cutting past the descriptions)

     

    The episode is very memorable, it feels just like a pre-movie episode, which I thought it and it's partner were for many years. Just a lot of classic quotable moments and working visual gags, based around a simple plot. I mean, SpongeBob, is late for work, and he decides to live there!!! 

     

    "Laundry song, la-la-la
    Sing about your laundry all day long
    La-la-la-la laundry song"

     

    It's hard to get that out of my head. And the ending was really great. The episode's randomness helps give a good laugh, from making up his lost minute to moving back in with his drums, wait what? 

     

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    Yeah, just a post-movie episode that no one can resist. 

     

    Time for the Top 40! 

     

    40. 

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    Pranks a Lot

    Writers: Paul Tibbit, Kent Osborne, Merriwether Williams

    Season: 3

    Premiere: October 11, 2004

    SBMania Rating: 8.7

     

    See that date there. Yeah, it's only just over a month before the movie came out. Nick's airing schedule is SO bizarre. I mean, can't you just air the rest of the episodes in 2003, then in mid 2004, air the lost episode, then hype us all up for the new movie. Nickelodeon, your channel may be awesome, but you people running it are complete IDIOTS!!!!!

     

    So for the episode, it was the last episode of the pre-movie era, and a great one at that, but it kinda would've been sad for the TV series to end there, because of course, the people at nick are morons. All it's about is SpongeBob and Patrick go to a prank store and... 

     

    "Where's the Seanut Brittle?" 


    They buy a can of Invisible Spray- But they can see it. They plan on spraying the park bench and take their close off, but righty then..

     

    "Righty! Where are you!"

     

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    Okay, that has to be the best time card joke. When they spray themselves to the max, someone thinks Patrick is a ghost, so they decide to prank people being ghosts. Scaring away the Patrick portraits out of Sandy, and popping Mrs Puff, getting Squidward a big mustache, and toasting "Toast."

     

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    Enough. The episode was just great. It was simple and silly, and the premise was great. And SpongeBob and Patrick got what they deserved in the end.

     

    "We should've bought the whoopee cushion!"

     

    Seriously Nick, THAT'S the quote you end on. 

     

    "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

     

    "Not until 4" 

     

    Current Hint for #40: "Horrible, Putrid, Unappetizing, Disgusting..."

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