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  1. The best is easily Wet Painters/Krusty Krab Training Video, followed by Chocolate With Nuts/Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V, and a LOT of others.

     

    Worst is Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful/A Pal for Gary, followed by Growth Spout/Stuck in the Wringer, and then some.

     

    Most random would be All That Glitters/Wishing You Well. 

  2. I don't know about you, but the episode Oral Report is a masterpiece of failure. Like, not only does it have nothing worth liking, but it failed in each and every category. It is INSPIRING to how bad this episode is. It is the culmination of everything wrong with modern spongebob jammed into one episode. In fact, I may have to do a follow-up review on this episode. Let's start with the fact that it starts at the Krusty Krab. Rule of thumb (The Splinter). Spongebob is preparing for his oral report for boating school. The first problem here is the foreground conclusion. He is doing an assignment for boating school. If he fails the assignment, he fails the class. If he passes the assignment, something down the road will make him fail the class. If he passes the class, he will fail the class. The people at the Krusty Krab have been waiting so long, that they've turned into zombies. This scares Spongebob so much, that he goes into hiding. And then the zombies decide to beat up Squidward. Yep, let's shoe-horn Squidward Torture Porn for the brief moment he's here. This frightens Spongebob even more. So, Spongebob goes to Patrick's for help. Considering we're number three in the worst Patrick's a Prick episode list, you know that this isn't going to end well. It starts with Patrick noisily moving a desk to the back to the mock classroom. Then Patrick asks for a hall pass, already missing the basic point. Then Patrick falls asleep. Patrick tells Spongebob that he has to be prepared for the worst. He helps him by hurling pillows at Spongebob, REPEATEDLY. Then Spongebob dressing up like misses Puff...wait wat? He blames Spongebob for the pillow mess and gives him a detention slip. Then Patrick puts Spongebob on a treadmill, bangs a symble, and gets Spongebob to fall down. And keeps demanding that speech. You know, in the earlier seasons, it was obvious Patrick's help wasn't helping. But it was also obvious where he was coming from. NONE OF THIS STUFF CAN COME FROM ANY SORT OF LOGIC, PERIOD. Even if you do your oral report, you're still going to fail your fucking class. Then Patrick suggests Sandy to make him a fake license. Spongebob is the only character in this episode that realizes that's illegal. Mrs. Puff gets arrested for no reason, and the episode ends. This is probably the worse episode. This would be number 1.

     

    And why are you copying Mr. Enter's review word for word? 

  3. Don't know why I haven't been updating this list. I have no reason not to. I guess I was just lazy. So no excuse, and sorry for the wait. So I'll be doing a double-update!!!

     

    37. 
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    Bucket Sweet Bucket
    Writers: Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Richard Pursel
    Season: 5
    Premiere: July 27, 2007
    SBMania Rating: 9.6

     

     

    Okay, so maybe "Pizzaz" isn't as significant as "Imagination" but it's still funny. The episode has more gas than just that, though. I'll just cut to the chase. This episode is funny, and um, that's kinda it. I don't know why it's good, but it's good enough to be on the list. 

     

    "And the secret to the Krabby Patty is, one bottle of molting lotion, take passport photo, get new safe travel size. This isn't a secret formula!!! IT'S A TO-DO LIST!!!!!"

     

     

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    Shell of a Man
    Writers: Mike Bell, Paul Tibbit
    Season: 4
    Premiere: May 6, 2005
    SBMania Rating: 8.9

     

    So we have one of the first post-movie episodes, and this one was a great one at that! This one needs some explanation. This classic episode starts when SpongeBob makes a Krabby Patty for #5, which is him. It's already great with that line. Mr. Krabs calls SpongeBob to a hidey hole (the dumpster), and shows him all his relics from the navy, and we see he's bigger, and arms disintegrating, and then a funny montage of making a Krabby Patty, until we see Mr. Krabs has molted his shell. 

     

    "Mr. Krabs! You're alive... and, naked."

     

    And so Mr. Krabs is embarrassed and so SpongeBob goes into his shell, so Mr. Krabs uses this as an opportunity to use him for the navy reunion. He sees all his navy buddies and then SpongeBob goes and gets the toughness award. SpongeBob's speech however almost ruins it. He tries to leave, but he has to bump torpedo belly, revealing himself. Then Krabs confesses. This is an act of toughness, so he gets the award, and everyone reveals their secrets. 

     

    Yeah, this episode wasn't only hilarious with classic gags, but the story was a great one too. It shows the characters at some of their best, and it was very enjoyable to see how Mr. Krabs isn't obsessed with money and to see his tough navy side. I think this definitely should've gotten that Emmy with Fear of a Krabby Patty. It deserved it. If only Mr. Krabs was like this for the whole show...

     

    Hint for the next episode: SOILED IT!!!

  4. I see your name is Charles :P

     

    Also, what's the name of this song? It sounds very familiar.

     

    It was "No Better" by Lorde. I don't have that much music actually downloaded on iTunes, and that was given away by Apple for christmas, and I thought it fit. I usually just use iTunes radio. 

     

    I just didn't want to use SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Phychic Wall of energy, as that will be used for the transition, and this pretty much is the transition. 

  5. This is one of my favorite episodes of the series. 

     

    The episode is a very creative one, with the ability to draw, almost, anything. And it does it well. It has one of the best one-timers. It had some of Patrick's funniest lines. It was very fun. It was interesting. It inspired a great DS game. It was close to perfect. 

     

    10/10 

     

    My 9th favorite episode of the show!

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