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Squidward loves Patrick more than SpongeBob!
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So, as I was working on reviewing Atlantis SquarePantis, I decided that it took too much of the video, and was unfair as it was a TV-movie. Simply, I uploaded it separately. If you have suggestions based on this, please comment. If you can't watch it right now, it means my claim that this is fair use is still being um, claimed.
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I don't know about you, but the episode Oral Report is a masterpiece of failure. Like, not only does it have nothing worth liking, but it failed in each and every category. It is INSPIRING to how bad this episode is. It is the culmination of everything wrong with modern spongebob jammed into one episode. In fact, I may have to do a follow-up review on this episode. Let's start with the fact that it starts at the Krusty Krab. Rule of thumb (The Splinter). Spongebob is preparing for his oral report for boating school. The first problem here is the foreground conclusion. He is doing an assignment for boating school. If he fails the assignment, he fails the class. If he passes the assignment, something down the road will make him fail the class. If he passes the class, he will fail the class. The people at the Krusty Krab have been waiting so long, that they've turned into zombies. This scares Spongebob so much, that he goes into hiding. And then the zombies decide to beat up Squidward. Yep, let's shoe-horn Squidward Torture Porn for the brief moment he's here. This frightens Spongebob even more. So, Spongebob goes to Patrick's for help. Considering we're number three in the worst Patrick's a Prick episode list, you know that this isn't going to end well. It starts with Patrick noisily moving a desk to the back to the mock classroom. Then Patrick asks for a hall pass, already missing the basic point. Then Patrick falls asleep. Patrick tells Spongebob that he has to be prepared for the worst. He helps him by hurling pillows at Spongebob, REPEATEDLY. Then Spongebob dressing up like misses Puff...wait wat? He blames Spongebob for the pillow mess and gives him a detention slip. Then Patrick puts Spongebob on a treadmill, bangs a symble, and gets Spongebob to fall down. And keeps demanding that speech. You know, in the earlier seasons, it was obvious Patrick's help wasn't helping. But it was also obvious where he was coming from. NONE OF THIS STUFF CAN COME FROM ANY SORT OF LOGIC, PERIOD. Even if you do your oral report, you're still going to fail your fucking class. Then Patrick suggests Sandy to make him a fake license. Spongebob is the only character in this episode that realizes that's illegal. Mrs. Puff gets arrested for no reason, and the episode ends. This is probably the worse episode. This would be number 1.
And why are you copying Mr. Enter's review word for word?
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Gary
Snellie or Mary (I forget her name, it's the snail from Gary in Love)
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Squilvia (I really don't know why the former is so loved. He is not even in an episode for more than 3 minutes and is usually bragging. I'm on the track of hating him, but not as much as modern Patrick or Mr. Krabs)
A Pal for Gary or Pet Sitter Pat?
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Just don't do what SomeCanadian6 has done.
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Don't know why I haven't been updating this list. I have no reason not to. I guess I was just lazy. So no excuse, and sorry for the wait. So I'll be doing a double-update!!!
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Bucket Sweet Bucket
Writers: Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Richard Pursel
Season: 5
Premiere: July 27, 2007
SBMania Rating: 9.6
Okay, so maybe "Pizzaz" isn't as significant as "Imagination" but it's still funny. The episode has more gas than just that, though. I'll just cut to the chase. This episode is funny, and um, that's kinda it. I don't know why it's good, but it's good enough to be on the list.
"And the secret to the Krabby Patty is, one bottle of molting lotion, take passport photo, get new safe travel size. This isn't a secret formula!!! IT'S A TO-DO LIST!!!!!"
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Shell of a Man
Writers: Mike Bell, Paul Tibbit
Season: 4
Premiere: May 6, 2005
SBMania Rating: 8.9
So we have one of the first post-movie episodes, and this one was a great one at that! This one needs some explanation. This classic episode starts when SpongeBob makes a Krabby Patty for #5, which is him. It's already great with that line. Mr. Krabs calls SpongeBob to a hidey hole (the dumpster), and shows him all his relics from the navy, and we see he's bigger, and arms disintegrating, and then a funny montage of making a Krabby Patty, until we see Mr. Krabs has molted his shell.
"Mr. Krabs! You're alive... and, naked."
And so Mr. Krabs is embarrassed and so SpongeBob goes into his shell, so Mr. Krabs uses this as an opportunity to use him for the navy reunion. He sees all his navy buddies and then SpongeBob goes and gets the toughness award. SpongeBob's speech however almost ruins it. He tries to leave, but he has to bump torpedo belly, revealing himself. Then Krabs confesses. This is an act of toughness, so he gets the award, and everyone reveals their secrets.
Yeah, this episode wasn't only hilarious with classic gags, but the story was a great one too. It shows the characters at some of their best, and it was very enjoyable to see how Mr. Krabs isn't obsessed with money and to see his tough navy side. I think this definitely should've gotten that Emmy with Fear of a Krabby Patty. It deserved it. If only Mr. Krabs was like this for the whole show...
Hint for the next episode: SOILED IT!!!
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3/10
A Pal for Gary
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Um, I know what you're going for, but there's no "The" in it.
I'll do it anyways, The Patt
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Not really gonna eat it unless there's not another logical option.
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I see your name is Charles
Also, what's the name of this song? It sounds very familiar.
It was "No Better" by Lorde. I don't have that much music actually downloaded on iTunes, and that was given away by Apple for christmas, and I thought it fit. I usually just use iTunes radio.
I just didn't want to use SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Phychic Wall of energy, as that will be used for the transition, and this pretty much is the transition.
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Yeah, that episode is in the 90's on my bottom list.
Is Atlantis SquarePantis next?
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So this is a little project I've been working on, and it's a worst list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi1RJCPATHg
There might be some problems, but YouTube should fix them by tomorrow. There will be a top 22 best as well.
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10/10
SpongeGaurd on Duty
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Jellyfishing
The Oldest Living Bubble or Plankton?
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I definitely love Pizza Delivery. On my best list, it's number 31.
Something Smells is a definite classic. Hilarious. Had one of Patricks best lines.
Survival of the Idiots is one I forgot on my best list, and would be relatively high.
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Ripped Pants? Maybe since there are no dots to show it's an acronym.
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Breakfast
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So, yeah, that episode was a good premise and was hilarious, but had poor execution, a crappy antagonist, and some annoying songs to finish it off. At least the songs weren't as bad as Atlantis SquarePantis... It was good, but only by a sliver.
So next is, um, No Nose Knows???
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This is one of my favorite episodes of the series.
The episode is a very creative one, with the ability to draw, almost, anything. And it does it well. It has one of the best one-timers. It had some of Patrick's funniest lines. It was very fun. It was interesting. It inspired a great DS game. It was close to perfect.
10/10
My 9th favorite episode of the show!
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I made it white because the background clour on SBC is black. I should check it again on my computer.
It's supposed to be typed normally as in the Tiki 10.5 skin, black font is automatically turned white.
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Why is the text so hard to see?
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Goofy Goober's
Rock Bottom or Ukelele Bottom?
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Followed. For the Card, you seem like you copied MrEnter
Best and worst episode parings
in SpongeBob Episodes
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The best is easily Wet Painters/Krusty Krab Training Video, followed by Chocolate With Nuts/Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V, and a LOT of others.
Worst is Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful/A Pal for Gary, followed by Growth Spout/Stuck in the Wringer, and then some.
Most random would be All That Glitters/Wishing You Well.