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  1. Living one of the most pitiful lives in meat Bikini Bottom, Pete works as a lowly fry cook. When he's not seen slumping around on the job, tired from the laborious work his tyrannical boss invokes upon him, he can be found dreaming of a better world, with regular company picnics, just the pick up he would need to get out of his slump and finally be productive enough at work to finally get a raise.

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    Discuss this inspirational meat man.

  2. In my opinion they missed a perfect opportunity to put in a Mermaid Man cameo. In the scene where SpongeBob puts on ketchup face paint, they could have added dialogue anything like this:
    SB: "Look at me, I'm a superhero!"
    Squid: "What superhero are you supposed to be?"
    SB: "I'm Barnacle Boy, silly!"
    Mr. K: "Well, I'd hardly call him a superhero..."
    (cut to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy at Shady Shoals and make BB scowl at the camera and then cut back)

    I mean I came up with that on the spot, and it would have made this ep 10 times better just to see Mermaid Man on screen again.

     

    The episode over all wasn't the best, but I still liked some of the gags like the phone books and the Shell of a Man reference and even Squid having fun on the roller coaster, and I liked the background paintings and Plankton's bus made me happy.

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  3. I think it's a really cool idea putting Patrick inside of a business corperation because it reminds me of the Rocko's Modern Life episodes that focus on Conglomo and I always really liked those. Maybe I'm he only one who thinks this but I'm really excited for it. :P

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  4. I normally use Spotify to listen to specific music I want to now and that makes it easy for me and it's still legal. If I like an album so much to even consider pirating it, I'll go out and buy a physical copy. I personally would rather have a solid copy of the album than either pirate it or pay for the digital copy. There's something about having the physical CD that just makes it seem more worth it for me.

  5. Krab and Bull Story, an obvious parody of the phrase "cock and bull story". This actually makes it seem more interesting, like a crazy story that either Mr. Krabs makes up or exaggerates, or maybe he tells of an actual experience that's just unbelievable. I'm really looking forward to this one. :D

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  6. SpongeBob and Patrick Take a Cruise

    Spoiler

               It was a calm, sunny morning in August. Patrick Star was on his way to his friend SpongeBob SquarePants’ house. Today was the day they planned to have a barbeque party and grill up Krabby Patties; with a fee going to Mr. Krab, of course. He walked over to his pal’s house.

     

                “SpongeBob?” he called out as he walked into the backyard. SpongeBob wasn’t there so Patrick walked into the front yard.

     

                “SpongeBob!” he called again. Walking up to the front door, Patrick started knocking on the door and yelling SpongeBob’s name. It wasn’t until Squidward opened the front door that Patrick realized he had been knocking on the wrong door.

     

                Squidward groggily opened the front door. “What could you possibly want this early in the morning, Patrick?”

     

                “Oh,” Patrick replied, “I was looking for SpongeBob but I accidentally confused your houses.”

     

                Squidward slammed the door. Patrick walked next door to SpongeBob’s pineapple.

     

                "SpongeBob!” he called again, knocking on his front door. It slowly creaked open so Patrick walked inside.

     

                He walked upstairs to SpongeBob’s bedroom. “Spo-SpongeBob?” he asked again.

     

                SpongeBob was sitting on his bedroom floor with his back to Patrick.

     

                “Patrick,” SpongeBob finally responded, “I lost my spatula. There’s no way I’ll be able to cook Krabby Patties now. The barbeque is ruined.”

     

                Patrick smirked and raised an eyebrow. Holding up a ticket in his hand he said, “Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?”

     

                Grinning with his eyes wide open, SpongeBob replied, “Yes.”

     

                Patrick continued, “Smart ol’ Patrick thinked ahead of time and bought us a ticket for The Carnival Splendor as a backup plan. I think it’s an amusement park.”

     

                “Only one ticket?” SpongeBob asked.  Spotting a trench coat hanging up in his closet, SpongeBob got a brilliant idea.

     

                Climbing on top of Patrick, the two boys hid inside of the coat. Waddling over to the mirror, SpongeBob looked at themselves. “Hmm… we.. look... GREAT! Let’s go to that amusement park."

     

                They walked all the way to the Carnival Splendor. Patrick, looking through a buttonhole, saw that they were at an undersea boat dock. “A floating carnival?” he asked.

     

                “No, I think the Carnival Splendor is the name of a boat.” SpongeBob replied. “We’re going on a cruise!”

     

               As they got close to the boat, the ticket clerk approached them. “Excuse me sir, may I see your ticket?” he asked.

     

               “Is that a trick question?” Patrick muttered from inside the coat.  SpongeBob kicked him in the shoulder and Patrick let out a quiet “Oof!” 

     

               “Uh, yeah, my ticket.” SpongeBob pulled out the ticket and handed it to the man.

     

               The ticket clerk pulled out a confetti popper. “I hope your cruise is a blast,” he said, pulling the string.

     

               They went to their room, and soon the boat set sail.  They got out of the costume and sat in their room. Looking around the room, Patrick saw an air vent in the ceiling.

     

                “SpongeBob!” he called. “Up in the air vent, look! It’s your spatula!”

     

                Pulling out the vent cover, SpongeBob crawled up into the vent and grabbed his spatula. “Oh, Spat I missed you! But how the barnacle did you get in here?”

     

                Interrupting the reunion, Patrick had an idea. “Hey, let’s climb up in the vent and explore the ship!”

     

                “Yeah, it should be fun!”  SpongeBob replied eagerly. “Come up here and let’s go!”

     

                They both went up there and started crawling.  Soon they crawled over the senior citizen’s lounge.  They stopped and looked at all the elderly fish and Patrick suggested, “Let’s make ghost noises and scare them.”

     

                “Okay,” SpongeBob replied, giggling.

     

                The boys started making ghost noises, and the senior citizens went crazy.  They started flipping tables and throwing lamps.  One of the lamps hit a water pipe and it broke it.  It began with just a few drops leaking from the pipe, but the leak was gradually getting bigger until it was a steady stream spurting from the pipe.

     

                “Uh-oh. We better get out of here,” SpongeBob said. They crawled away quickly and soon found themselves above the control room and engines.

     

                “Look at that, Patrick! The controls!” SpongeBob said with excitement.

     

                Leaning forward to look, Patrick knocked the spatula from SpongeBob’s belt loop and it fell through the vent and into an engine. There was a sputter and smoke, the boys glanced at each other and looking back down a small fire started in one of the engines.

     

                “Uhh… I’m kind of tired, what do you say we go back to the room, he he?” SpongeBob suggested.

     

                Uh, yeah, I’m right behind you pal,” Patrick responded.

     

                Soon they got back to their room. Pacing the floor, SpongeBob looked out the window to the main deck and saw a sign. “Look Patrick, personal water craft rentals! Let’s go get one!”

     

                "Alright!” Patrick said. They quickly got into their costume and headed out to the main deck.

     

                “One personal water craft, my good man,” SpongeBob said to the man at the rentals.

     

                “Alright, just sign your name and room number here then, sir,” the man responded.

     

                Making something up on the spot, SpongeBob wrote down the name ‘Mr. Whippley: R. 243’. He and Patrick then climbed onto the water craft and sped off.

     

                Back on the ship, the fire had gotten bigger and now filled the entire engine room, causing the cruise to come to a halt. The flooding from the pipe became so bad it was leaking through the floor and filling the bottom deck of the boat.

     

                SpongeBob and Patrick only got a short distance from the Carnival Splendor when they saw a tugboat approaching it in the distance. They decided to go over and check it out.

     

                Shortly they got to the tugboat and climbed on board. “Patrick, look at all this stuff!” SpongeBob said, pointing at the control equipment.

     

                “What are you two doing in here?” the captain of the boat said as he walked back in. “No one is supposed to be on board when I pull in ships.”

     

                “Uh, we’re sorry sir,” SpongeBob said.

     

                “Yeah, we were just leaving,” Patrick added.

     

                The captain replied, “I don’t care about the who’s-it’s or the what’s-it’s, you two can’t be on h-“

     

                He was interrupted by the sound of an explosion coming from the cruise ship. Suddenly, there was a slight whistling as something was flying through the air and towards the tugboat.

     

                “SpongeBob, is that your spatula?” Patrick asked.

     

                Before he had a chance to reply, the spatula whizzed past them and hit the captain right on the head with a loud ‘clunk’, knocking him unconscious.

     

                SpongeBob ran up to him. “Sir! Sir! Are you alright?”

     

                All the captain could do was let out a painful “Ugghh” before slipping back into unconsciousness.

     

                “Patrick, do you know what we have to do?” SpongeBob asked.

     

                “Uh, I’m kind of hungry if that’s what you’re asking,” Patrick replied.

     

                “No, we have to pull the cruise ship back to shore!” SpongeBob said.

     

                “Ok, and then we’ll get some food?” Patrick asked.

     

                “Sure thing, buddy,” SpongeBob replied.

     

                The two boys started up the tugboat and pulled the Carnival Splendor back to shore. They arrived to a cheering crowd at the docks. As they stepped out of the boat they were lifted up by the crowd and carried to the captain of the cruise ship.

     

                “Boys, on behalf of the crew and passengers of the Carnival Splendor, I’d like to thank you for pulling the ship back so promptly. If you hadn’t arrived when you did, we’d be at the bottom of the ocean by now!” The captain let out a hearty laugh. “If there’s anything I can do for the two of you, just ask.”

     

                SpongeBob and Patrick looked at each other. “Hmm…”

     

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                “Two more Krabby Patties here!” someone called out.

     

                “Coming right up!” SpongeBob said, giggling. He was surrounded by hundreds of hungry passengers and crew members. “Wow! This is the best Krabby Patty cookout ever!”

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  7. OMG YOU'RE THE BEST?

    thank you but you're more amazing

    Are you British, Canadian, American or none of those things?

    Murican

    I'm kinda bored and want to draw so ask me some stuff :funny:

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