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Squidward1066 proudly presents an all-new spin off series:
Since there are so many SpongeBob episodes focusing on the Krusty Krab, I thought it'd be cool to have Plankton as the main character for a change. Adventures in the Chum Bucket is an all-new spinoff focusing on Plankton's many (failed) attempts to steal the secret formula, as well as a little insight into Plankton's personal life.
In the first episode of this little experiment, Plankton hires Patrick to steal the secret formula - using a very direct approach. Click here to read it.
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Since there are so many SpongeBob episodes focusing on Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab, I thought I should turn the tables and see what would happen if PLANKTON were the main character by doing a spin-off based around the Chum Bucket, and Plankton's many (failed) attempts to steal the secret formula - as well as a bit of his personal life. So, behold: my new spin-off experiment...ADVENTURES IN THE CHUM BUCKET!
SEASON ONE
Episode 1. Patrick
Sheldon J. Plankton sat at his desk, twiddling his minuscule thumbs. Well, he calls it a desk, anyway - a better description would be a coaster supported by a stack of dictionaries.
"Karen!" he yelled, summoning his computer wife. Karen is a Mark II Surplus UNIVAC W.I.F.E (that's Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph and whilst she loves her less-than-lifesize husband, she has a knack for not quite...agreeing with him at times.
"What?" she yelled back, struggling to make her robotic tones heard across the room - for her, it was a matter of metres, but for Plankton's tiny ears, she may have been a million miles away.
"I need you to open up the plans file again. I'm sick of waiting around for Krabs to drop the formula in front of my nose, only for him to snatch it back and humiliate me!" Plankton replied, a hint of a tear welling up in his single eye.
A series of plans, marked alphabetically from A to Z, flashed up on the screen. "Plan Z looks good." commented Plankton. "Let's go with that!"
"Sorry, genius, you did that years ago, remember?" sighed Karen, rolling her computerised eyes. Plankton didn't blink.
"It was the one where you stole King Neptune's crown..."
"Oh, that! That was one of my best schemes, wasn't it?" said Plankton, chuckling maniacally. "No matter, however. I'll just think of another one."
"Why don't you just hire that pink starfish to buy a patty for you?" suggested Karen.
"Quiet, Karen, I'm thinking!" shushed Plankton. "I know! I'll hire that dumb pink starfish to buy a Krabby Patty for me!"
"Oh, brother." murmured Karen, rolling her eyes again.
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"So, you just want me to buy a Krabby Patty, and give it to you?" asked Patrick. Plankton nodded.
"And then I get a Goofy Goober's ice cream?"
"Yes, Patrick. In fact, if you succeed, the Chum Bucket will be so successful that you can have a lifetime supply of Goofy Goober's ice cream!" replied Plankton, breaking into an evil laugh.
Patrick walked around the block, examining some of the tumbleweeds, before finally arriving at Bikini Bottom's finest undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab. "Good morning, Krusty Krew!" he bellowed, marching up to Squidward.
"Patrick? What are you doing here?" demanded Squidward, flustered at the sight of his second neighbour.
"I've come to...uh..." Patrick paused, and stared at the word written on his hand. "...order."
"All right, what'll it be?"
"I'll have an....uhh...."
"Patrick, will you please order already?"
Patrick consulted his hand again, before replying: "One Krabby Patty, please."
"Daring today, aren't we?" Squidward said, in a sarcastic tone. "SpongeBob! One medium piece of garbage!"
A few moments later, SpongeBob appeared out of the kitchen, wielding a Krabby Patty on a tray. "Order up! Oh, hi, Patrick."
"Hi SpongeBob."
"Want to go jellyfishing later?"
"No, I can't. I have...uh...stuff."
"Oh, okay, have fun with that!"
SpongeBob handed over the Krabby Patty to his best friend, not suspecting for a moment that he had just surrendered the Krabby Patty Secret Formula to the Krusty Krab's most hated enemy - Plankton.
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In the Chum Bucket lab, Plankton was calibrating and re-calibrating his analysing equipment when Patrick strolled nonchalantly through the door. At the sight of the 'KK' takeaway box, Plankton burst into an evil laugh: "FINALLY! THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS MINE! MWA HA HA HA!"
"Right then, Patrick. I command you to drop the bag into the analyser." he ordered. Patrick obeyed with complacence, and Karen intoned: "100% cardboard."
"WHAT?" shrieked Plankton, demanding an explanation.
"I'm sorry, Sheldon, but there was nothing in the box." replied Karen.
"Your name is Sheldon?" asked Patrick, looking confused.
"Nevermind that! What did you do with the Krabby Patty?"
"Oh, that. I got hungry on the walk back here, so I ate it." replied Patrick, belching.
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
Adventures in the Chum Bucket will return tomorrow with episode 2a.
Any comments or feedback would be greatly appreciated!
~Squidward1066
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P.S This is my 100th post. Hooray!
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One Krab's Trash
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The thing about Patrick is that he's usually extraordinarily dumb, but he has these 'moments' where he suddenly becomes smart (like in SpongeBob's Last Stand where he comments on the "disruption of the ecosystem"). I think that if we had that kind of Patrick in a Sandy episode, it might be quite cool.
I think that we also need more Squidward/Mr. Krabs. Whenever Mr Krabs has a bright idea, like in Jellyfish Hunter or Spy Buddies, it's always SpongeBob and Patrick who save the day. Can't Squidward do something for once?
Other than that, I agree with everyone else.
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From what I remember in history, everyone having last names didn't come to be until like the 13th century or so when they were needed for large population. So SpongeGar might have not had a last name at all.
I looked it up - SpongeGar's last name is SquarePants, according to the SpongeBob Wikia. That's really weird, given that he doesn't wear any pants at all.
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Normal day at Krusty Krab: SpongeBob's flipping patties, Squidward is cashing and Mr. Krabs is counting money. Squidward notices something suspicious in a burger...
the burger was possessed by a ghost! Spongebob freaked out when he saw it, then...
Mr. Krabs comes and says that it's just a normal burger and he wants the money for it. The guest was Harold and was given the krabby patty.
Harold ate the burger and suddenly began to grow to 1000x his own size.
Harold smashes the Krusty Krab and slowly killed SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. Suddenly a big hole in the ground appears and ...
...out comes the ghost of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs! Their ghosts decide that they are going to...
... the Chum Bucket! They tried to enter it, but Plankton locked the door.
Spongebob and Mr. Krabs revived a while later, but they still couldn't go in. So they decide to build a new Krusty Krab that they can enter.
They worked very hard. But... they failed. ..Disappointed by their failure, they decided to rob a bank. But then they realized they're ghost so they went to find somebody who could un-ghost them...
And then they came across Madame Hagfish. Madame Hagfish agrees to bring them back to life, but at great cost to all of Bikini Bottom...
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I think that Stephen Hillenburg probably chose the name SpongeBob SquarePants based upon SpongeBob himself rather than his family, although this is an issue that should be addressed ... at some point.
Maybe one of his ancestors had square pants, hence why his surname is Squarepants. But overall, I think his surname was intentional.
Hmm, I like the whole ancestor theory. But didn't SpongeBob's earliest ancestor, SpongeGar, only wear a piece of cloth?
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