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Status Updates posted by President Squidward

  1. Reminder that Squidward and Sir Dudley has the most fan art.

    That must be changed.

  2. remember in 2015 when I was obsessed with Good For You

  3. YOU'LL NEVER MELT MY ICY HEART.

  4. Trying to think about it myself, said this on SBC Discord but, who do you think Squidward would be better friends with, who is he more related in terms of character traits and who would he interact with better? Jacob or Maurizio from Wunschpunsch?

    i can't wait to see your answers on this crossover I'm still obsessed with

  5. The Wild Wild Pets is my favorite episode of Wunschpunsch at the moment. So up to speed for Karl Hadrika with it's craziness at some points and lots of godly lines. 

  6. In The Morning Of The Magicians is one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard

  7. KRABBY DALALALALALALALA

  8. Squnschpunsch crew has just announced Life With Maggot 2

  9. My colors... I'm... I'm... A COMMONER

  10. Lane Boy best Blurryface track

  11. It's official. My favorite music genre is Downtempo.

  12. Contacted my doctor for some tips to help stress from family drama via email. I got an automated reply saying she won't be able to respond until Friday so I hope she can get back to me that day. I can't deal with my moms yelling at her stupid boyfriend, it really stresses me out being in a negative environment all the time,e and makes me all moody online snd irl. I apologize for how I reacted on discord earlier. It's because of this shit.

     

  13. SIPPIN ON STRAIGHT CHLORINE

  14. Daily reminder that everyone needs to hear this amazing track. It's over 13 minutes, but who cares, it's fantastic all throughout and slowly develops.

     

  15. JESSICA SIMPSON, SING THE CHORUS

  16. EACH DRINK SEEMS TO COST ABOUT A POUND OR SUMMAT WHICH IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

  17. I'M THE TROUBLE STARTER, PUNKIN' INSTIGATOR 

  18. My mother and father spent most of their lives in Henderson, Nevada. The small, dusty sidecar of Las Vegas. Henderson was just like any other town in America, only with slot machines in the laundromat. It was 1990, and Vegas was boomin', baby! But Jeanie and Terry weren't gamblers or dealers or mafiosos or lounge singers. They were just two normal people trying to keep up with the pack in a one-hundred-and-sixteen-degree rat race. And those rats; they'd nibbled long enough. Now, I don't know what a mosey looks like, but they packed up their house and their clothes and their me, and they moseyed on outta dodge. Of course, I had my gripes about leavin'. I mean, I had a life in Henderson. Kenny and Kevin Hebner were just two houses up. The desert fort behind my house wasn't gonna defend itself. But what could I do? I was nine. A nine-year-old can't just stage a sit-in while the rest of the family checks out. This wasn't a Home Alone movie, so... I went where the sweet'n'sour chicken was cooked, and the ice cold, caffeine-free Coke was just a fridge away. And just like that, from sagebrush, slot machines and Elvis to Footloose, Onion Days and Jewel. She was born there, after all. This place called Payson, Utah. God's country. Population: blink, and you'll miss it. Dad got a job in the produce department at the Smith's Food King, which was fitting since he managed to produce six kids: April, Shelley, Amy, Stephanie and my brother Shane were the other five. I was in fourth grade at the time, an age when boys start thinking more like men. And there wasn't a dull moment: I'd had my first fight, my first crush, my first rodeo, but most importantly my first white Christmas. I did my best to fit in, and I did as my teachers said, but that year one teacher stood out from the rest. He didn't just stand out from the rest; He sung out. His name was Mr Hansen. And on a frosty December morning, he explained to us the story of the old standard "I'll Be Home For Christmas". A tale of a World War II soldier stationed overseas, writing a letter to his family about the return that he may never make. I saw it struck deep in him. Now, it would be easy to describe Mr Hansen as brave. After all, this was a man who himself had served his country during the Korean war. But getting up in front of twenty five nine-year-olds and singing a capella? That's a whole other kind of bravery altogether. The other kids were looking for the nearest escape: they couldn't bear the embarrassment. But not me. I was wrapped up in it. I couldn't help myself. I knew I was experiencing something different from the others, but I was uplifted so it didn't matter. I felt the isolation of war. I felt the power of a song, and that's the kind of thing that sticks with you. You don't let it go. And so, for this here Christmas song, I have a friend I brought along. He's eighty six, but sounds like twenty, and though the other kids might find it funny, he'd like to sing his song for you, and if he doesn't mind I might join in too.

  19. If you put googly eyes on both of your hands, and then put your hands in your pockets, does that mean you’re suffocating Oobi and Kako?

  20. ITS A BEAUTY PAGEANT NOT A BOOBIE PAGEANT

  21. LA-DI-DA-DI I'M GOING HARDER THAN COMING OUT THE CLOSET TO CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN FATHERS

  22. I NEVER HAD FRIED CHICKEN IN MY LIFE

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