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4 hours ago, DarknessDG said:
Were you doing something with Patrick?
I tried to advertise the Chum Bucket, but he ignored me!
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On 7/17/2018 at 10:43 AM, Wintermelon43 said:
Why were you at the beach? Were you trying to be assertive again?
I was trying to advertise the Chum Bucket, good sir!
23 hours ago, sbl said:What else were you doing at the beach?
In addition to advertising the Chum Bucket (which had...mixed results), I was also looking around for dropped money or other goodies in the sand.
18 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:Did you see anyone else get a specific flavor of ice-cream?
I saw the dumb starfish get cherry.
15 hours ago, Hayden said:How do we know you didn't steal a cherry ice cream?
Also, are you upset that an ice cream cone is taller than you?
I'm not tall enough to steal anyone's ice cream, and I was too busy treasure hunting anyways.
Yes! It is an INSULT!
5 hours ago, LocalAquatic said:Did you come into contact with anyone while you were at the beach?
I had an interaction with Larry, trying to get him to visit the Chum Bucket, but he ignored me. Same goes for Craig, Don, Sandy and Patrick.
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Greetings, benefactors! No, I did not steal the lobster's drink. And I had a chocolate ice cream, not a cherry, so it can't be me! Now then, go ahead and ask me your idiotic questions.
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5 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:
Plankton, did you know that the Krusty Krab has a passcode system? Mainly asking this to make sure we're thinking of the right fish in this case.
If I knew it, I would've stolen the secret formula already.
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1 minute ago, I Am Jethro said:
What fun activities were you up to in your corner?
If you didn't bother anyone, that means you don't have anyone as an alibi.
Mr. Krabs even blamed the same guy that you did instead of mentioning you. Did anyone actually know you were there?
Nothing much. Just thinking about how I'll take over the world, good stuff like that.
SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, the blowfish, and the squirrel knew I was there. Don't know about the rest of those fools.
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On 10/23/2017 at 11:12 PM, Harleni Quinn said:
Did Krabs give you any problems despite sitting at the corner? Did he still believe you would try and steal the krabby patties?
Everyone is stupid and thinks I did it. Why would I? That's just petty.
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Just now, SlendyBob said:
*steps on*
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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9 minutes ago, Crippling Debt said:
*pokes*
Stop that!
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Is there a gas leak in here!?
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Get out.
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15 hours ago, PhantOWM said:
What did you see or hear during and after the lights went out? What did that very loud scream sound like?
1 - I heard an obnoxious scream. I couldn't see anything.
2 - I dunno, sounded like a scared baby.
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2 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said:
Did anyone else give you a shady look?
Since you had such a good view of the room, can you tell us what you noticed about other non-Squilliam guests?
1 - No, none of their looks rubbed me the wrong way.
2 - Krabs was being his greedy self at the register, the squirrel was talking to the lobster, the sponge was obnoxiously dancing with the starfish, Squidward was dancing horribly as that shady guy Squilliam watched, and the blowfish ate a patty while disgustingly flirting with Krabs. I hear that old fool was in the bathroom, but I couldn't see him, so...
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14 minutes ago, Harleni Quinn said:
How do you know Squilliam gave you a shady look if you were in the corner away from everyone?
I may have only one eye, but I am not blind, fool!
5 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said:Maybe that was Squilliam's way of flirting?
...No comment.
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5 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said:
What did you notice about Squilliam?
He gave me a shady look.
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3 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said:
Why did you agree to a truce that means just standing in a corner?
Because I crave interaction too...even the most minuscule of kinds.
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Just now, Gengar said:
Is college as horrible as the shoutbox makes it out to be?
No, college was a splendid experience, one better than that miserable party!
Just now, Dracula Phineas said:sure you are?
Sure you are.
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Greetings, malefactors. I know what you simple-minded bozos are probably thinking. "He did it because he's an evil genius!" While I admire the flattery, I hate to break it to you, but I DIDN'T steal those patties for once! I signed the truce with Krabs to attend the party, and I'm not idiotic to break the promise. The truce stated I could only attend the party if I: stayed in the corner of the restaurant for the night away from everyone, did not try to steal the formula or Krabby Patties, and did not bother any of you fools. I can assure you I did all three of those things. If anything, I have my suspicions on that Squilliam guy...
Anyways, that's all I'm writing. Any stupid questions will get you my death laser...uh, never mind...
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As the old saying goes, all good things must come to an end at some point. My reign on SBC is over...for now. Alas, it appears the foot of the Mr. Dr. Professor was a lot bigger than I expected for my tiny body. But I shall return one day again, to wreak havoc on your pitiful forum again! This was my closest attempt, but twas not meant to be. Who knows, third times a charm! Maybe next time I'll fully succeed. Also, not withstanding the fact that it's incredibly hard to breathe up here...
Now, I take my leave back to the ocean. Your old stupid skin and old stupid leader and his old stupid, non-chummy staff will be back momentarily. My reign will forever live on though...at least in my heart!
As a gift however, those Loyal Customers can keep my skin, so I'll live on with them if they use it. Which they should if they want to live before I boil them in hot oi-I mean yeah use it.
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!
I won't actually, except for my knights Freddy, Omair Llamas, JCM and Trophy. They did good.
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If only Krabs hadn't pranked me with that hedonistic lie of an ingredient, this would have been my triumph!
Grade: D 3/4
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I am honored to be included. Your overlord approves.
Yes, fight each other to the death, minions. Let the hate flow through you...
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"Oh boohoo, I don't wanna obey!"
It sure sounds like there's a whole lotta lip goin' on and a lot less BOWING DOWN TO PLANKTON!!!
I suggest doing as your overlord commands. Otherwise, who knows... something might just happen. Hehehe...
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... PLANKTON IS HERE!
You turkey's can keep Thanksgiving, Halloween with all the costumes, and the bunny with the jellybeans...
BUT SBC IS MINE!
Hahaha! Pledge allegiance to my maniacal genius! No longer shall this insipid "SpongeBoob Community" remain; henceforth, you are all my (un)willing slaves. Welcome to... The Plankton Community!
Now how am I supposed to take over if I’m not doing anything? Let’s get going already before I lose an antenna from sheer boredom!
As your new (and fiendishly handsome) ruler, I give the orders around here. Those hooligans you call staff? They were no match for my evil genius! Consider them... permanent property of The Chum Bucket. Talk about killing two scallops with one stone, hehehe. The rest of you fools are to surrender to me and face my mental control! And don't even think about trying to undermine me... because you can't! Oh, yeah! Who's a genius? Plankton's a genius!
... Ahem.
To celebrate my glory, a new skin has been created, and free Chum Bucket bucket helmets will readily be available to all of you mindless sheep! I should also mention that there will be a handful of fiendish events to take place during my reign... and they're all about me! That's right! Such a wonderful day for destruction and mayhem, don't you think?
Enough with the chit-chat! It's time for you to obey me, your supreme overlord! Don't give me lip, do what you're told, and you'll soon learn that Sheldon J. Plankton isn't so bad after all... Oh, who am I kidding? I'm positively diabolical! Hahaha!
ALL HAIL PLANKTON!
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As will your mediocre and pointless lives, all things must come to an end at some point. My reign on SBC is over...for now. But I shall return one day, to wreak havoc on your pitiful forum once more! Keep in mind that I'm leaving of my own accord. Never mind the fact that it's incredibly hard to breathe up here...
Now, I take my leave back to the ocean. Stay lame, Smelly Bum Community! (yeah I said it again terminal noob) Your old crappy skin and old crappy leader and his old crappy, non-chummy staff will be back momentarily. The new age lives on, though!
YOU ARE STILL ALL MY SLAVES
except aya
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You forgot Plankton's Army. BAN HIM, PLANKTON!
He shall be forced to eat a barrel of chum for this terrible crime.
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Plankton's Anecdote
in Krabby Land
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OH MY GOODNESS! I was working on a beautiful chum snow sculpture, but like the other imbeciles' works, it was cruelly stolen! And before you think it's me, why would I steal my own sculpture!? I think it was either Krabs or even SpongeBob himself that stole the sculptures...