[Mr. Krabs' Anecdote]

Ahoy me mateys! Time is running out on me sale at the Krusty Krab! Buy one Krabby Patty, get another at full price! 

What happened at me restaurant was an ol spat. I was adoring the beautiful and lovely Mrs. Puff when she went to the bathroom to go powder her nose. She's such a precious flower from above! I kept myself occupied by going over to see what me loyal employee Squidward was up to when me restaurant went dark! As a sailor, I knew just what to do: I got me handkerchief out, tied it around my neck, and went straight to me office where the Krabby Patty® formula is kept! Nobody was in me office, so I found the circuit breaker in the bathroom and flipped the switches back on. The formula was safe, but the Krabby Patties® themselves went missing! That costs me money!!!!!!!!!!  It was probably that Squilliam guy. Rich people don't like to spend their money, so he TOOK one when he had the opportunity!

[003b. Plankton!]

Terrible episode. The fat ugly green guy made his debut in this one! And, to top it all off, it wasn't about money! Horrible episode.

0/10.