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Mr. Eugene Krabs
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Ye can find me on the SpongeBob Community and Rule 34 Fan Community Discord servers.
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Who knew that a countdown about me most loyal fry cook would result in such an e-debate? You fellers better get back to work before I fire the lot of ye! Enough said!
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Argh, are ye that offended at media that pokes fun at jobless bums, Mr. Green?
Get back to work!
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SPONGEBOB! WHY ARE YE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ONLINE? YER DRIVIN AWAY ME CUSTOMERS!
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Just now, Cha♡ said:
Do you got that James Dean daydream look in ur eye?
u been w/ some other girl,,,,, some OTHER girl,,
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GRRR. Ask this ol' crusty crustacean right now or the lot of ye are fired.
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...I'm not payin' ye to fight over cartoon shows starring me and me underpaid fry cook, lads.
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He's scaring away me customers!!
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Just now, OWM said:
Who is Pearl's mother? Is she your Little Buddy by any chance?
Pearl be the unbiological-to-me whale I found in a tragedy when her real mother had died from a harpoon incident, come here little girl. I raised her just like a little calculator!
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Arr, how be ye day young lass?
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If I was a wee trap where’d ye take me out for brunch?
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32 minutes ago, Jackie Chan said:
aww yeah this is going to be so good holy shit I can't wait
Do ye kiss yer mother with that mouth?! Time to take out the trash!
Also make sure not to push the liberal agenda too hard while playing with him Mr. Alpha.
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You and what army, lad? Ararar!
PEARL AND HER TEENAGED BOYBAND OBSESSIVE FRIENDS?! If I get trampled I’m taking ye wallet, Mr. Nuggets.
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Would you eat me out at the Krusty Krab?
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PEARL HOW DO YE CHANGE DIGITAL TEXT AFTER WRITING IT
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Your Walmart selfies with a gleam in yer smile and long flowing man hair bring this old man to tears?
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11 hours ago, Cha♡ said:
how do YOU feel like Glitter?
Being with you, Ms. Cha. -audience aww-
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!
10 hours ago, Master WhoBruh said:How is your sex life?
How’s YERs going with Chris Evans? Yeah this ol’ crustacean didn’t think so. -witty sassy snapping gif insert here that all the young people are doing-
58 minutes ago, Jackie Chan said:Hey, Mr. Krabs. I'm going to kick your butt?
Jackie, an old friend of mine. I can’t believe ye kicked yer daughter out of the house with her girlfriend! I cannot imagine kicking Pearl out just because she fell in love with some crazy boyband like Bass Trout Boys or BTS... but it would reduce me bills, no wait! That would be cruel to me Pearl!
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You ain’t the first one to want to mess with ol’ Iron Abs poopdeck! Ararar! Get in line with me lady friends over there.
It’s been tough for this crusty old man lately...
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Arararar! It was a pleasure being with you lad.
Eat at the Krusty Krab!
^ Phew, how did that advertisement get in there. Well, might as well follow it.
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I’m not paying you to do stand-up, Mr. Squidward.
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1 hour ago, Wintermelon43 said:
Mr Krabs, what is your least favorite episode?
The one where me boy SpongeBob tops me! I be the only one with sacred poopdeck in this Anchor household.
1 hour ago, The last carotte said:Mr Krabs, can I have a raise?
GET OUT!!
55 minutes ago, Robin said:Are you gonna see Teen Titans GO! to the Movies next 27th?
Ar ar ar! Call me when you can pay for me 13.99 ticket plus tax and snacks Mr. Robin Sir.
49 minutes ago, President Squidward said:our god has returned
Get back to work Mr. Squidward.
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Just now, SpongeBob SquarePants said:
...I'm sorry ye had to see this, laddies.
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Mr. Krabs' Anecdote
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Ahoy me lads! Boy, I sure wonder who stole Patrick's doughnuts, eh!? I can assure you it wasn't me because I was busy selling state of the art merchandise during the party, and I didn't keep either of me two eyestalks on that kitchen whatsoever! I think it was probably Puff, after all, she stole me krabby patties last year!